Why is he like this?

why is he like this?

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>white chocolate
Clearly its autism

because unlike you, he isn't an incel. he gets pussy. he is comfortable with his sexuality.

they're both the same shade of fake tan

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>he gets pussy

>White

>hot date with two hot faggots
what did snooptiquer meen with this

could CR7 be any more obviously gay?

what colour is this?

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Leprechaun tan

jesus this post is so gay lmfao

>White

He at least gets ass.

he has to be one of the weirdest celebrities out there

wouldn't be surprised if he had some kind of pederast sex dungeon in his cellar

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based ARYAN PORTVGVESE BVLL

man ass!

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Why is the kid touching Ronaldo's wiener!??

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>pic
Uhhh

because he's being groomed into an obedient sex toy, duh

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Why doesn't he have a seat right over there ->> ?! :^)

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He's gay

Happy I can use this new pic so quick

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he is such a bizarre personality

do you have a single fact to back that up?

he comes across as very gay but I'm not so sure
I think he is just a ronaldosexual
probably jacks off in front of a mirror

He reminds me of a woman.

That's his son, it's where he came from.

Why are all of Ronaldo fans Arabs or Indians?

I bet he gets off on seeing children get raised to become like himself

his house servants have to sign a contract not to reveal his private life until 70 years after his death or last relative

They can relate to a brown man like themselves

why is his son touching his cock

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the sun could profit immensely selling donaldo's dirt but i guess donaldo's family only pick the dumbest donaldo-worshiping hicks to serve them.
>compile all the dirt (sound, video) you can
>make multiple copies just in case
>make arrangements with news corp in order to secure a good financial deal for you and future lawyer services, which will be needed
>???
>profit

Why do all Messi fans browse reddit?

pretty standard for rich and famous people

Because soi bois can only relate to Messi while Chad's relate more to GOATNALDO

r those refugees or faggots ?

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its shopped