URUGUAY V PERU MATCHREAD

I'm rooting for Uruguay for Godin

Last 2 digits is the result of the match

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DAYUM

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*scores*

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Based

Sería realmente divertido que ingrese otro hincha uruguayo a la cancha y un peruano le patee el trasero. Total los uruguayos no hacen nada. Jajaja

Do you guys think people would even know about the existence of uruguay if it wasn't for that simpsons map joke?

Why Chile hates Uruguay so much?

""when you're uruguayan, but you sing the anthem of Chile""

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The Indio uruguayan race is a menace to AryaANO chileno race

ARG

hahahaha ;)

will Peru try their best?

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Peru will try their best!

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Vamos peruanos boludos, no regalen la cola!

BENULDIES AGAIN OHNONONONONONO

nice

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>so many obsessed chileANOs

I need el var sinson memes lads give me something

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A repeat of the 2011 semifinal, had Peru won that semifinal they would've won the final since the final was fucking Paraguay
I want Peru to win but I think they lose so Uruguay is the best choice that should advance

5...fucking...hours...
Calm down, Martin. You could've perfectly done this thread at 14:00

>tfw plastic club football is going to start sooner than I think
>tfw no more VAR sinson threads
>the no more sudacas controlling Yea Forums while pissing euros and mexicans off.

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Why are all south American memes so low quality. Like straight out of a floppy disk

>putting effort into memeing
yikes

it reflects their third world mentality

That's exactly why they are good tho

>taking memes seriously
absolute state of this country

kek
love how euros and burguers come into sudaca threads just to get free (you)s

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This

made by retarded kids on facebook, yours are made on reddit

is facebook sudaca reddit?

Pre 2000 anime nostalgia vibes, whats wrong with you.

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let's groove this shit up
youtube.com/watch?v=7S5LobIdBqY

I like your flag annon.

I couldn't listen past 1:37, this is way too long
also, imagine if you lose today

No because all sudaca memes are equal opportunity, so even the facebook ones are decent.

youtube.com/watch?v=QtPl_OlMz40

For me its
youtu.be/N85YNZVVgZc

>93820047
Ya seethe

That's mexican

Cumbia has no borders bro

this guy is either german or dutch

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you're little babies
youtube.com/watch?v=jOwW9jz_fHo

youtube.com/watch?v=Zi5etI_dW4o
I didn't ask to be born here
I just got lucky
And the feeling's already grown
I'm CELESTE until death

It's a very little country, yes
But it is full of glory
We are unique you know
Nobody has our history

We won in Maracana
We won in Argentina
And a bragging chileANO
Wants to feel like a champion
With just 2 cups to show for

4 stars from world championships
15 cups laying around
Celeste you are the greatest
Come one by one
Let's if you realize

This is Uruguay, my man!
We don't take anyone's shit
Lots of balls and heart
Celeste you are my passion
Without playing for the viewer

This is Uruguay, my man!
We don't do jogo bonito
But try to showboast
That we will give it to you
And then go cry in your room!

Show some balls Uruguay,
Sweat your shirts off!
Doesn't matter how well we play,
someone by luck has to score!

We won in Maracana
We won in Argentina
And a bragging chileANO
Wants to feel like a champion
With just 2 cups to show for

And despite FIFA is always trying to fuck with us
Here we are, 3 millions that leave a lot of loudmouths in tears

youtube.com/watch?v=T-13lLjTtRQ

>4 stars from world championships
Uruguay is shameless. YIKES.

>thoese comments
My fucking sides

Im uruguayan now

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youtube.com/watch?v=7UCO9egps4s&t=131

Jesus fucking christ my sides are obliterated.

Baby Argentina has a song, cute

several in fact, my amerifat friend
youtube.com/watch?v=hPbmSH2KUf8

I met an uruguayan girl once in Uruguay who was named Celeste, I thought it was great so I banged her
Colonia is a great place to go on weekends, people is nice and there's weed everywhere

>republica oriental del uruguay
>oriental
nani??

Your flag is missing a leaf my friend. You can borrow mine.

Based

how big is your dick?

16.5cm

I prefer Gaucho Power
youtube.com/watch?v=njntSJMvOFg

MMMMMÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I dont have a dick ;3

Vamos Peru

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youtube.com/watch?v=LcifWgSTwxo

youtube.com/watch?v=T-Kgw-GJalY

soul

I'll never have friends like these

la concha de la lora

si la vida me diera de nuevo
la oportunida
de poderla vivir otra vee
NO LA VIVO MAAAAA

EL JOSÉ MARÍA SEÑORES

core uruguayan boomer song

for me, it's Cerno
youtube.com/watch?v=FtXeJUWjP7M

youtube.com/watch?v=V19KjGyU_yo

*boomerism peaks*

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A few decades ago, while I was working for FAO in Uruguay, I got to meet Mario Benedetti. One of the greatest experiences I've ever had. My childhood hero, the only good uruguayan.

how old are you? 115?

youtube.com/watch?v=jDi_vzhHc5E

>not rating Victor Lima

18cm

14cm

Someone explain the 'El xANO' meme to me. Is it just funny because its anus? If so that's pretty shit compared to most based sudaca memes.

41. Problems, stupid child?

el americANO señoras y señores jajajajaja

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el chicANO señores

O peito carrega uma grande bandeira e por esse peru eu desço a madeiraaaaaa

Reminder that Ichika is best girl

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post bundas.

youtube.com/watch?v=guL6TPtgUYg

*boomer singularity*

A lot of nationalities end with "ANO" in Spanish.

American - Americano
Venezuelan - Venezolano
Peruvian - Peruano

Some of them don't, like Brasileño, Chileno or Argentino, but we put "Ano" on them because we are fucking retarded.

P.S: EL AMERICANO SEÑORES

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El viejo lesbiANO seniores

el bumer senhores

shut up dad

Let's channel the Nigger Boss energy to help us today
youtube.com/watch?v=S5p1ItD5Hko

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>41
>wasting your life on an ib
ISHYGDDT

It reminds me of when I met Diego Forlan. I was passing outside of a hotel and that guy was leaving it, he then looked towards me, I think he thought I was going to ask for his autograph... but I didnt recognize him until It was too late and lost my chance to do it ahahah fuck

17cm, but when the head gets big it can go a little further.

you already gave the answer, floppy disks, so we can carry them around with us

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youtube.com/watch?v=xniFFSjaQPs

Someone redpill me on Bart Simpson stoner memes.

have you ever seen star trek?

7 inch dicklet here

El var sinson fumando velas

Hazard has a better ass than all these slags

Superior race

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6cm first thing in the morning with socks

>he wanted to exterminate prostitutes, drug addicts, gays, and delinquents.

BASED

he asked how big, not how small

ikr

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Low iq.

well we can't all be above average

just realized the copa america song has mariano closs screaming in the background

Ano means anus.

found blacked porn and tentacle rape hentai on my little brother's laptop, bros...

also it wasn't even good blacked porn but shitty blackzilla porn.

BASED peru,they are the good guys today

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Alguien sabe si lo pasaran en tv abierta aqui? O tendre que ver los comerciales raros de sudamerica de nuevo

Is this a Mozart Overture?

he's tricking you into not finding his CP

Will el peruano grace us with his presence this afternoon?

Peruvians made their flag first. BASEDleafs copied the shit outta it

Vamos Perú!

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Uruguay nomá

Once I met Gonzalo Jara because we lived on the same building and he dressed like a flaite.

No hay nadie en el estadio

Where's the seal?

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Based Chile Umiko poster

For me, it’s EL PERUANO

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go little bro

gurises, tengo dudas que nosotros sigamos siendo los buenos.

s-somos los bueno no?

Why does everyone calls us Texas but no one calls Peru Canada?

>de arrascaeta again
will tabarez EVER learn

We call them leafless Canada, m8

Siempre papu

basado

he's here

Because Peruvians aren’t as common as you lot, also i’ve seen leafless canada jokes multiple times

NANI NANI

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sad

DIOS MIO EL PERUANO

based peruano

You ran out of new shit at this point

uh oh

he does it again the absolute MADMAN

VAR argenchino. Marchamos

Based

Always my urgayANO lad

Absolute madman

ayy dios mio

for me it's naruto opening five

>EL peruANO

lmfao the absolute madman

Vamos!

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>empty stadium

soulless

We can do this!
And by "this" I mean "not completely embarrass ourselves."

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where do black peruvians like advincula and farfán come from? we don't have that black chileans here (we will though with haitians and stuff)

janitors? not a big fan

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VAMOS PERU CARAJO!

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Fenneko best girl

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stream? preferably from TyC
I've grown to like their narrators

Teach me your based ways

Based

Footybite

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does this work outside of chile? 13.cl/en-vivo

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futbollibre.online/tyc-sports/

>higuita will cut his hair

JANNIES!!!! WATCH OUT
Fucking disgatang!

Let's go Peru!

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both give me this error sadly, thanks anyway

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Any snacks you're having, lads?

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>Jannies deleting anime

Fuck you, we're watching the boring match.

>7 nation army
What do they mean by this?

Do Uruguayans rate Suarez?

triplos = peru campeón

Is it just me or is this thread going slower than usual?

I haven't seen a Peruvian game in years, what's their playstyle now?

Vamos peru si se puede.

there are very few uruguayan and peruvian posters

Peru is going to lose, btw this post is sports related. Janny need not apply

It's a boring match, what did you expect?

>pigeon flies across the screen}

PERU WINS, IT'S A SIGN

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top rating for him, national hero status

Can't afford internet? What is the cause Chilebro

Where are the peruANOSposters?

Yeah, I suppose most are working or at school

reeeeee I need a stream because a stupid new chanel I don't have bought the rights to this game

for me, it's Laxalt

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based JANNIES

Spanish memes are similar, if not worse, retard

well it is the quarterfinals, but oh well.

they're too busy playing dota and smoking weed

SPORTS!

Come on Perú we can do it!

>school on Saturday
*laughs in first world*

Drunk fights in Bandera street

What's the ref's nationality?

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Blessed

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Nice

Didn't realize Uruguay caters to the NEET lifestyle

>school on saturday
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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I thought it was wednesday or some shit

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Holocaust classes forbidden on shabbat?

Maybe they are banning all because un huevón de mierda is posting CP.

>10 minutes already gone
>nothing happened

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>both teams are playing like shit

rojadirecta.me

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Memes aside, who's going to win? My money is on Peru

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>watch it on TV
>There is no video
Amazing

quiero tener la cara de cavani, los huevos de suarez y la tercera pierna de advincula

Let's do this Perú!

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dazn.com

God damn it stream is dead

Pan con pate + balticas

I believe in you Pooru, you can do it!

Come on Perú, i need that semifinal against Chile to use my memes again

Bummer.

different time zones, its friday over there

We respect to uruguayans... With that I am telling all

Ptmr casi

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¡Suerte Uruguay!

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Don't watch AEW tonight

Haruhi-chan nos apoya!

Apoyando a el peruANO

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From low income neighborhoods. They are not that numerous but when you see one of them in the good neihborhoods, it looks and feels jarring. Like theyre out of place.
Credit where its due, they are pretty chill, not like Amerimutt blacks. We have a literal coal brand with a racist caricature of a black man as the mascot and no one has ever complained about it.

is Bentancurt elite¿

Guys, Iggy Pop's got this in the bag - don't worry!

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>living in the past
*abbin a laff in future*

>Suarez

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sniff sniff

Why would I?

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what country is this stream from?

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why are peruANOS so brown ,arent they more red?

CongolombiANO

Colombia I think

colombia

Peru sounds so much better, blacks here are the literal worst.

DAMN IT URUGUAY SCAR SAM FOKIN GOALS!

I seen a comedy skits where a former black manager for your NT was parodied in blackface with big lips and big head and people, even the guy getting parodized were all laughing. Your blacks are better than our blacks.

caracol is colombian

yep colombia

Vamos Perú!

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me estoy pajeando

IMPOPULARES
PERO
EFICIENTES

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Boring match

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Finally made it, how are we playing?

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PERU!

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¿Podrás alargarlo y correrte cuando alguien meta gol?

Oh look, Another "Uruguay deveptively makes it look even by playing at 50%, but then start showing up in the 2nd half" episode.

No wonder no one is watching. Uruguay in the first half is pretty boring.

wheres the stream bros?

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the only broadcast that sing the goal of opponent in a game of national team.

Colombia

Paracol is literally the worst.

here fatty
cyclingentertainment.stream/uruguay-vs-peru/

What are you watching?

Lesionen a guerrero loco

>KEKvanni

el peruANO

Do they even have a chance to win?

Cavani pls,

Cavani is utter shit

lel

>Cavani

cavani is so shit

>cuckvani

>cavani

>KEKVANI

>cavani

this Copa reminds me of the shit 2011 one when Paraguay got to the final with 0-0 every game

>CAVANI

CAVANI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LELVANI

>uruGAY

Classic Cavani.

CAGANI señores

CAM ON URUGUAI

Reminder that Norwegians have chlamydia

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Jesus Uruguay playing like absolute shit.
If Peru scores it deserved, they are playing much better.

lmao

ENDINSON
ENDINSON
ENDINSON
ENDINSON

Lads, Guerrero seems to be motivated and that can lead to Perú scoring and Uruguay murderballing

Also wtf

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CAVASHIT

>Guerrero
>Cueva
>Advincula
Why is Peru so based?
Also, is Peru poster from /147/ here?

Anyone else feel like Uruguay plays like shit every game, but somehow still wins?

Peru is gonna get rekt, sadly.

>cacavani

FUCK YOU CAVANI

he wouldn't miss that one against us

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>shitvani
LMAO

is that real?

We? Maybe.

a truly based Copa

>portuguese

The only way for Peru to win is el peruano to /cp/ again

>cabron

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Is ass getting deleted too or is it just anime ?

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match stats
>bad passes: 426
>faults: 72

>protect yourself against the locals
lmao

Depending on the enemy we play better or worse.

Against Chile, that useless Jara had one job to do and didnt do it, thus Cavani scored. If you stop playing that horrible defender youll beat URGay.

That has been their strategy for 100 years

Thanks God Cavani was offside

A S P
It's easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, do re mi
1 2 3
You can post this shit there baby

>torres
Oh wait
>cavani

CAVANI

Welcome to the "cuadro con historia" mantra

Lads, still hurt, deep in my kokoro.
And dont have a pussy to comfort me.

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Una desgracia Yoshi

wew

who is this athlete

VAR SINSO SLASHADO POR MI AMIGO ALEXIS

Offside'd

that's call "garra charrua"

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VAR

You should be happy you got to penaties desu, Chile was the better team

Saludos 0n

>refballing us this hard

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i think ass is not on the menu

pls post more ass.

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"NO"
AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ

They take pride (yes, they are proud of it and call themselves spartans because of it) on parking the bus. And fútbol is all they have, think about it

fuck nandez lives in off side

EL VAR SINSON SENIORES

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH

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>OFFSIDE
VENGANZA CTM
L M A O
M
A
O

No VARsinson for you

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Peru is like Poland times 1,5

why can't any of you score a legal goal

>legal goal
Ahhaha como en la biblia

>Peru starting to choke
COME THE FUCK ON!

>Clear offside
>Refballing

You don't have honor faggot, Japan was better than you.

How do I get a peruvian gf bros?

Peru is very good at setting up for long balls - good, active positioning of support players to pick up second balls but they fail to win the aerials

>and call themselves spartans because of it
Never seen someone who does that but OK

Shut up Manolo

They are better overall because there´s less of them to deal with. You have a shit ton of blacks in your country so I can see how it makes everything problematic.
Peru is indeed good when dealing with blacks but it still has a low european population and most brownies are poor as shit and smell like rotten onions. It gets worse when youre riding public transport and they start to chimp out and cuss out the driver. Sometimes I wish the spaniards killed them all.

Good luck peruANObros hope we can get a Clasico del Pacifico semifinal

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>Chilindo talking about honor
I noticed later it was a legal offside.

Why are chileans constantly seething against us?

It's been going on for quite a while now.

game's boring, let's remember the best match this Copa

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Where is the webm bro :(

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Anytime now Zambrano Is going to try to murder Suárez or Cavani, just wait for it

WAT
yellow for Godin?

mmmm refball

jesus christ peru, the only thing you have to do is not concede corners and air balls.

that's because Peru is a nation of manlets.

It's raining

boring match desu

>That was a yellow against us
Disgusting refball.

Jejej

top lel

OH NONONONO

all south americans are manlets
t. 196cm lanklet that feels like a freak every time he travles abrod

>Uruguayans crying and whinning
jej, they are always a good laugh

But seriously, who are those assistant referees/linesmen?? in every damn match they were slow af with their flags and shit!

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chilindio btfo

Asecinos!

>el chileANO

JAJAJJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hownew.ru

Give us strength chileanbros.
We know everyone is waiting for a Chile vs Peru, "Clasico del Pacífico"

It had some pretty fun moments so far but all the comments talking about those moments are being deleted so whatever.

TIME FOR SOME MURDERBALL

rent free

You are a freak everywhere even in Dalmatia or Holland

ERA
R
A

they live in a state of constant seethe

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ERA

I'm sure it's a conmebol rule

ERA

BASED PAUL WARRIOR

I´m 1.80m
You're a monster wtf
Also, short stack girls have a thing for being fucked by a giant so take advantage of the fact that youre a freak of nature.

Sabían que es falso y son dos uruguayos, cierto?

ERA
>ERA
ERA
>ERA
ERA
>ERA
ERA
>ERA

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NO ERA

>this fucking semen slurping sport

it's a Uruguay match, what do you want me to talk about? bolivians? kek
keep whinning

after the wc match against denmark, im never trusting peru to do anything right

NO ERA

ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL

NO ERA penal.
Lmao todo ese odio hacia nosotros.
De paso
>LELVANI

Que están almorzando? :3

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ERA

They're both uruguayans, retard. It was a joke tweet.

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NO era penal
SI era anal

fucking Argentina of all people is the only team who can score goals

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>viendo el partido cuando ya se sabe el resultado
lol

It's still funny

Me comí una pizza de Little Caesars

>UruguayANO
>Brainlet

Nothing new

>argenchino falseflagging
tipico

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OH NO NO NO NO

what the fuck guys
you told me cavani and suarez were good?

u cropped the third tweet

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>slips

What about some Mana Transfer?

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it sure was, it sure was lmao

Si de verdad no era porque no van al VAR?

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LA PUTA MADRE SUAREZ

SEETHING

pero si son casi las 5 (4 en tu pais, que sigue siendo tarde)

uruguay? more like URUGAY

Plz win urubro, everyone is cheering against you. You guys must be the good guys, right?

Lentejas hechas por mi madre

We live so rent free in their head that they don't ever bother to listen to facts.

Tu mama

>That damage control

Recordatorio que los no-blancos son la raza maestra

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No van a VAR porque no hay duda de que NO ERA hermano.

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Benulties again? This boring ass sport baka

esta re gordo el Luisito

everytime we get rated we lose, you are doing it on purpose, aren't you?

ugly ass match

Its fucking raining.

>all the refball against Peru
Why Uruguay can't play without paying refs?

>waterlogged field
Kino

Was the the square one ? I'm thinking of picking one up but it's raining.

>Salvador
The biggest brazilian shithole

so?

No mattter what happens Uruguay and Perú remains as bros

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So sad, they were all excited lmao

No
Read the twitter thread, dumbass

But the teams are shit

Suárez debería aflojarle a las facturas y al dulce de leche

we are indeed
always been

estos bumers charruas al cuarto partido ya no dan pie con bola

Chris-chan was kinda cool tho.

>post retarded twitter prank
>get called for it
>d-damage c-control!
lel

>chilindio
qué te las das de guapo pendejito uruguayo detrás de un computador. Cuidado que te va a descubrir tu vieja masturbándote, pendejo alucinado. ¿Por qué no vienes a Ñuñoa a hacerte el guapo? Como si jugaras tú, pobre weon. Como si se borraran las dos copas américa porque tu equipito va a jugar tres partidos en Rusia que a nadie le importan.

patético conchadetumadre.

the rain is kino

you mad?

youtube.com/watch?v=A4BS_zVGUdE&feature=youtu.be

its SA teams bus parking/muderball that prevent teams from scoring and thats why they get BTFO in WC

this

>Flores
So this what the mighty Incans looked like...

based retard

>Paolo ded
Fug

PAOLOOOO

delet this

Nah. Regular one with cheese borders

>2019
>still can't build a stadium with a little mantelito to cover it up
Why in the fuck is this allowed.

this was golden when it happened

rent diggity free baby

kek

Based Zambrano

idea: hold the Copa America in January

SEETHING

Comfy rain match
youtu.be/6OFHXmiZP38

based retard

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Go fuck yourself

They also have a higher GDP per capita than you

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SEETHING

our absolute state...

based retard

Shit game t.b.h. but I hope our peruANO bros take it in benulties

wonder how guerrero feels every time peru misses an easy pass

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cuando es el gol de peru?

P-please stop fighting :c

What happened to Uruguay in the 90s?

STOP LOOKING FOR THAT BENULDY AND FUCKING PLAY YOU FAGGOTS
At least we are going 0-0 to the 2nd time.

you been watching this shit? the players are tired, better to play mid season

CAM ON GUANACOBROS

No, summer is the best time to hold a tournament

Won't it be too hot?

In January it also rains in Brazil, plus an unbearable heat, which only makes it worse.

SEETHING

who would seeth over a game that didn't need to be won, both teams already made it to the quarter finals.

El UruGUANO ladies and gentlemen

user...

dont tell us what to do piece of shit

DESCUIDEN CHICOS

DEJENME A ESTOS PASTRULOS A MI

ATTE: CHILE DEVUELVEME ARICA CHUCHETUMARE

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based retard

Cringe

Dolar a uno affected this small province

It's not like we played well at all.
We were pretty shit, choking hard.
Suarez and cavani missing everything.

Hope the second one is more fun

Where will the next Copa América happen?

Half-time lads
You know what this means..

Here's a dumbass idea: players can ask for VAR, but if there's no fault found, they get a red card

Come and get it faggot, This time will we reach Ecuador.

Alucina weon, los uruguallos son unos faranduleros

SEET ya me aburrí

based retard

AG MIERDA

ESTE ES EL ETERNO ESTA DEL CHILENO KEK?

AGGGGGGGGGGGG

CUANDO EXTERMINAMOS A DEGENERADOS COMO ESTA TIPA ?

Based

NO

Colombianas, oh yeah baby

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BASED
A
S
E
D

Why doesn't the Peruvian govt get these sick fucks vanned?

>all this anime
What made all the faggots come to this thread?

Chances of winning this cup went from 1% to 0

>Yeah, this is specially for you lad

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You mean the drop at the end of the decade? South America had a terrible crisis. Ecuador was the one that suffered the most. We lost our currency.

Considering how shit we are playing it's no wonder.

Cute and funny

MOOODS THERE ARE BUNCH OF FUCKING PEDOS ITT

wtf was that?

>Ecuador

literally a shithole with no national identity like u, we have beaten Ecuador with llamas and rocks easily and those monkey niggers are still butthurt

Una sopa de fideos

Colombia-Argentina according to wiki. Don't ask me what it's gonna be like.

there's a whole board filled with pedos (Yea Forums), do you really think any govt give a shit about Yea Forums?

care to explain my friend? honestly interested

you were lucky that Uruguay failed most of his final passes or else...

searched the archive and apparently CP. didn't click it though cuz i'm a puss

strawpoll.me/18245715/r

Eso es cerveza

Why don't you go back to your faggot safespace?

You seem to be mad perubro. We are cool now. Let's move on and be friends.

>he's back
oh no

Wtf totally missed that. Who is he?

Pastel de papa

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>peru
>any sudaca country
>doing competent police work

What’s the beef between Peru and Ecuador? Never really got that one tbqh

comi ñoquis
es 29 anons
porque no comieron ñoquis

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>go for a piss
>perubro appears
>starts lurking again
>missed it
It happens every time, thank you based mods

ecuador tried to invade some peruvian region I think

>DCuck
>Edrone
(You) are the worst thing of 2019 cocksucker.

Do other threads in Yea Forums like women's world cup get babysit like this?

Oh fuck
I might make some for dinner then

Caralho que cheiro de pica

é hora da janta, mano

t. cobrador de combi

No seriously, give this Copa to us.

da sua?

>30 minutes old
Let's try with anime ass.

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No.

based

that's a pastel de carne u ignorant nigger

can we do so outside of maracaná?
brb, gonna make a pentagram out of bizcochos

Just checked the Brazil penalties from Thursday, what a shit show. But how does that last goal from the brazilian player count? Aren't there any rules that don't allow players from running towards the ball and then stop to fake out the goal-keeper?

>el peruANO did it again
i-i feel like just by being in these threads the PDI (our local fbi) will knock my door anytime
a-are we safe bros?

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no sir

>another 0-0
big yikes

Territorial disputes afaik, lots of wars, latest one in 1995 I believe.

how does underage pussy feels like?

what is combi

watching these foreign commercials feels like being at a zoo

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA PEDAZO DE IDIOTA

microwave your hard drive just to be safe

Can you guys beat Chile?

Wait, what happened?

Yesterday a Chilean downloaded it without noticing it

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Based peruvian destroying chilindios from his home.

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I ate ñoquis two days ago

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As long as you don't download it or share it you should be fine.
Fuck you el peruANO

This is from copa América centenario when they put Chiles anthem instead of Uruguay by mistake

It’s not hard to score against memezuela
Peru on the other hand...

yeah, you're only in danger if you're the one that post it

Fucking newfags. When the German used to spam cp like 5 years ago no one got in trouble, not even him. Just don't save that shit and ignore it once you know what it is.

Several border wars. All won by Perú, except the last one where both sides claim victory, but Perú got the land at the end. It belonged to them from the beginning. We're cool now.

were that the case this site would've been purged ages ago
so long as you're not some sickfuck degenerate and actually open/save them you're good

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Rate my lunch

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>take an IQ test
>get 107
>take a different one
>get 135
what's a good one i want to get my brainlet confirmation

Ahhaha youre fucked.

based

so benalties?

>without noticing it
doubt.jpg

>so long as you're not some sickfuck degenerate and don't actually open/save them you're good
fixed

iq is a meme

No if you don't save it or share it. I hate CP, pedofilo que veo, abono pa'h mi huerto.

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undercoocked

Ecuador like Chile have betray us to steal some of our land while we were on national crisis or in problems with terrorism and stuff like that

The difference with Ecuador is that they are weak as fuck, we have win them like the 5 wars that we have with them

The conflict starts with Bolivar when he refuses to give us GUAYAQUIL, a city that have belong to Perú for centuries just beucase Bolivar have get in that moment more army than San Martin

>sorry for my english kek

based paolo, my eternal captain

NEW

iq doesn't exist user
taleb has talked about this

Pic related: MESTIZAJE done right

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>tfw 300 IQ

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Uma delicia

They promotes feminist and be a sjw, only here se have trannie mods.

t.veneco

cute

No, don't worry. It saves on your temp folder which is just that, temporary.

UMA DELICIA/10

Who has more interntional cups, uruguay or chile?
The answer respond to your iq

ofc you would think that

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cheese pizza

Yes, stop the meme. Only the peruANO is in Danger, but he maybe are behind 200 proxys.

Uruguay has much more and deserved to win the World Cup in 2010, desu.

Interesting, sudacan politics will never stop amazing me

TRANNY
R_____A
A_____N
N_____N
N_____N
YANNNY

Tranny rhymes with Janny, hmm...

You mean copa americas?
260/2 chilean IQ = 130
260/15 Uruguayan IQ = 17

We can beat anyone with a leg tied behind our backs, nigga.

Jimeno es un maricón, debería preocuparse de cosas mas importantes que de lo que clickean unos guatones en internet, además que dependen del FBI para hacer cualquier investigación porque por sí mismos son inoperantes

UMA

please end this game and go straight to penalties

lel Perú is dominating?

VAR 2 URAGAY 0

How the fuck can you even score a goal in the copa?

>june of 2019
>commentators still surprised that linesmen don't signal offside right away

VAR SINSON SEÑORES

peru im starting to hate you guys, what is this fucking amount of refballin?

yay we lose, not that I care

t.hai

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