Ok, latin speakers have to rise up and make the official language of Yea Forums spanish

una propisicion basada y rojapastillada

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would you suggest portuguese?

Do Brazilians and Portuguese people understand each other perfectly?
do Spanish speaking and Brazilian/Portuguese people understand a little of each other?

>do Spanish speaking and Brazilian/Portuguese people understand a little of each other?
We understand each other perfectly but we pretend not to for diplomatic reasons.

im fine with a third world monkey containment board

>spanish
ahem i'm sorry sweety but
>most WCs: Brazil
>GOATs: Ronaldos

Yea Forums is a portuguese board

Just keep using english like a normal human being seu macaco.

/vg/ already exists

Uruguay v peru match already up bitches. Let's get it starter REEEEE

this is a dream that will never be achieved

But isn't your land Portuguese?

>Do Brazilians and Portuguese people understand each other perfectly?
yes, but hues may struggle with our accent the way burgers struggle with britspeak
>do Spanish speaking and Brazilian/Portuguese people understand a little of each other?
mostly yeah, even if you need to speak slower occasionally
fuck french and italian though

Meant the thread btw

ugh... cringe

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spanish is way more fun than portuguese

Based.

based and redpilled

More or less like european french and canadian french issue. In writing, no problems. But most brazilians can trouble with portuguese accents because of low contact in Brazil with portuguese cultural productions. As consequence, some portuguese motion pictures or TV stuff are shown in Brazil with subtitles.

no puedo hablar latin ajajaaj

Is it? Why did they even create Portugese? It seems like someone with an ego just didn't wanna speak Spanish to he changed a few letters. How do you feel about Brazilian portogese? Those niggas like sing when they talk.

>Do Brazilians and Portuguese people understand each other perfectly?
We can understand each other, but not perfectly.
>do Spanish speaking and Brazilian/Portuguese people understand a little of each other?
Well, I can read Spanish, but to listen is really hard, especially the Spanish from Argentina and Paraguay.

DAME TU COSITA

Spanish and portuguese have 90% of common lexicon, so easy to understand both languages. But spanish speakers have more trouble to understand portuguese, because portuguese has a more complex vowel system than in spanish. Portuguese has 13-14 vowel sounds (13 in Brazil, 14 in Portugal) while Spanish has only 5.

Lo sapete tutti qual è la VERA lingua latina che questa board deve avere

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spanish came from portuguese, which is why we understand them better than vice-versa, spanish is just more widely spoken nowadays

>this post
>in fucking english
great start OP

El hungariANO SEÑORES

>why did they even create Portugese?
you don't seem to understand how languages take form.
but ok, probably portuguese exists because of the separation of the territory with spain, distance in long term is fundamental to solidify cultures and stuff

Jordi, ¿eres tu?

BASED
Portuguese and Brasil are the best Yea Forums posters
(followed by bongs)

>bastard latin
Cringe

perro caca :DDDD

Portuguese state is three centuries older than spanish state.

5 time champions dont understand italianO

that's a good start
youtube.com/watch?v=fmFVmNqTpo4

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OK SO HOW DO WE TAKE THE POWER COMRADES

PORCO DIO EL italiANO

porco dio
porca madonna
e tutti gli
angeli ogbonna

we take control of Yea Forums as soon as uruguay match begins

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O DEUM MEUM IL ItaliANO

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

you better get used to it, branquin filha da puta

but you don't speak latin
we speak a romance language but most of us understand more english than the other romance languages

EL JETEÁ JAJA
RE LOCO EL SIYEI

UN BUEN IDEA

ajajajajajajajajjaaj el peruANO

>imagine speaking a language without phonemes or nasal vowels

inb4 portuguese is just speak singing

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No onions deacuerdo contigo, cabrón.

I had never been able to understand Portuguese, but many do. News channels don't bother to sub or sub Portuguese because apparently it's easy to understand

wtf this thing about portuguese is like singing?

I heard spanish and portuguese is a similar case to norwegian and swedish.

OOOOOOOO GEEENTE DO /SPEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE/

basato

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UNA VELA
el var sinson, jajajajajajajajajaja

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Portuguese speakers can understand more of spanish than they can understand of portuguese. Probably because our language "comes" from theirs.

>tfw really want to learn spanish but im terrible at learning languages
6 years of french in highschool and i still cant read a basic text

>distance in long term is fundamental to solidify cultures and stuff
Based and very redpilled

Even norwegian has two official standards

just learn the basics and read sudaca threads, this should get you accustomed

>oooo oooo ahh ahh

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We understand them both: Brazilians perfectly and Spanish very well. It’s not reciprocal, we developed a way of talking that let’s us remain incognito. They have no idea we are about to reclaim Brazil and then conquer Spain as revenge for 1580-1640. We’ll genocide the brown people of Brazil and in ten years I’ll force both spanish princesses to produce white babies en masse.

>our language "comes" from theirs
fuck off retard

lil monkey

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*ahem*
FODA-SE O INGLÊS

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Ma, que bonna donna e italiANO

I understand all variants of portuguese language, even the Portugal broken portuguese. But the only phrase I understand in spanish is: Holla Mutchacho, Onde esta El PeruAno?

caramba dijo el var sinson ajajajajjj

>Probably because our language "comes" from theirs.
so wrong

>Do Brazilians and Portuguese people understand each other perfectly?

Not quite. The grammar is equal for the two countries but there are some spoken constructions that are acceptable on pt-BR but would sound henious to pt-PT and the accent messes things up for us a bit.

>do Spanish speaking and Brazilian/Portuguese people understand a little of each other?

We can comunicate. I personally speak portuguese but speaking in a "spanish like grammar" and using synonyms to avoid false friends when I'm dealing with a spanishbro. Way better than pretending to speak portuñol

t. Mexican

mama o pau ingles logo fodido

I've been unironically considering learning spanish for the sole purpose of shitposting in here (also because cervantes and borges)

Brazil vs Paraguay memes were based

same, lmao

spanish is a poverty language

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both our languages are similar to spanish, it will be easy (a bit tougher for you but anyway), let's do it mane

UNA

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I speak portuguese as if I was a brazilian, but sometimes I have a hard time understanding portuguese people, they tend to not end the words they say

buenisimo post.
quiero aprender y practicar mas.

I'm just gonna pick up some spanish TV shows, can't go wrong with that, it's how I learned english lel

Ay dios santo de mi vida los estados unidos...

en serio? Como aprendiste ingles? Solo con peliculas y telivision? Tienes algunos trucos para me?

tiene cuidado con la creatura mi hermano

pues puto el que lo lea
ademas la neta ando urgidon por un wawis
la gordita que me ando enclochando no me las solto ayer asi que valio bhergha
traigo la leche en la puntita
asi que "awujero anke sea d kbayero"

Trinidad? Tobago

per mes non ès un problemas devos solos agiungeres unas s allas fines delles paroles

Caca

to be fair I was extremely young and basically learned english alongside romanian as a main language. back when we first got cartoon network it had subs too, no dubs, so I got accommodated to english by the time I was 10

go full blown immersion and focus on building a big vocabulary (anki is a good idea). TV shows, movies, newspapers, books, music. Only study "formally" (grammar and shit) when you are already at a decent level to optimize your speaking

basado hilo

Mandame fotos de tu verga wey pa ver si me animo

Claro, Yo tambien acuerdo .. taco taco quacamole ay carramba etc..

t laz mando x feis

basicamente ya hago asi, aunque no he visto tantos beneficios con el app "anki", pero quizas estoy equivocado. Basicamente solo veo series en espanol ahora, y esucho musica casi exclusivamente en espanol.
en mi oficina hay bastante hispanohablantes, pero todavia no me siento bastante comodo para hablar con ellos en espanol.

pero definitavemente hiciste otras cosas tambien? O solo television?

only TV/movies/vidya and starting in 2007, Yea Forums. I still haven't bothered to study ''formally'' like the brazil guy is saying, but I can avoid most grammatical mistakes due to experience

at one point my romanian grammar was worse to be honest, I had to go out of my way to correct that shit, but then again it has too many retarded rules

Dame chamba wey no tengo estudios pero onions entron, puedo ser tu chófer o jardinero no hay pedo lo que quiero es largarme de mí país

El Destructor de Estados Unidos

Vas muy bien, wey. Lo que te podría hacer falta es practicarlo para agilizar.

7-1

youtu.be/emYnT8HyZpc

since when macacos act like we all friends?

God, it's the same script we have here

Based Portubro, can't wait for this

>dice que el español y el portugués son lenguas de negros
>habla inglés y es negro

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pues hablas ingles perfecemente, al menos escribes asi.

creo que hay mas mexicanos llegando aqui como turistas y quedarse illegalmente. Al menos que un mexicano me dijo aqui en Yea Forums

gracias. Es un proceso largo, pero creo que si sigo asi, puedo lograr el discurso fluido

Break the discomfort barrier and start talking to your coworkers. You'll make mistakes but as the time passes, you will not even think to speak spanish.

>Quebre a barreira do desconforto e comece a falar com seus colegas de trabalho. Você cometerá erros mas, a medida que o tempo passar, você não vai nem pensar pra falar espanhol.

>learn spanish
Aylimão, its about 80% just learn the differences of same world to other similar meaning, read some spanish languages texts and watch videos, and just learn they J, X, G sounds our R, their R sound like our R like in outRo or poRto in south br accent, they can't speak the V, its sound B and our Z for them is our S, SS, Ç, that why all spanish native speaker talking portuguese aways XENTE to gente, BAMOS to vamos CASSA to casa rtc. Yes they are pretty much language retards.

>el argentiANO
Che, dejá en paz al macaco que quiere hacer las paces con vos. Nos conviene a todos para echar a los gringos fuera del board.

When I was young I want to learn spanish but my dad said: "No. All latinos sucks. Doesn't matter if we are surrounded by those spics, you have to learn English because we are white and we don't have to interact with those pieces of SHIT."

si, tengo que hacer eso, pero la verdad es que no quiero molstarles cuando estamos trabajando... tu sabes? Si fueramos en situaciones mas social es otra cosa, pero en la oficina, no estoy tan comodo.

Try doing it on casual office situations like coffee or lunch time. I am pretty sure they'll find comfy to talk their mother language with someone and you'll learn Spanish.

Créeme que los latinoamericanos valoramos cuando alguien hace un esfuerzo, seguro aceptan con gusto.

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quiero un bien riqisimo culo para cojer y da un lechera bastante