/cric/ OFFICIAL AUSTRALIA VS NEW ZEALAND GAME THREAD #2

thin ice indeed

Boult deserves to be fucking crucified, the weird looking cunt.

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a wide is not a legal delivery so if you bowl 2 wides in that situation, team A will need 4 runs from 2 balls

Because that would mean team A now needs 4 from 2 balls

Having that AstroTurf there is fucking grim. Sort your shit out England.

>no boomer guitar again
i-is he dead bros? I miss him so bad

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would love to get his thoughts

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Leftover Thai food on the card a lads

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A wide does not count as a legal delivery and you get a free run. Team A would need 4 runs with 2 balls remaining.

I hope they all died in car accidents

oh interesting
thanks chaps

>I don't know the rules of cricket
You could have just googled the rules for wides.

new to cricket. why doesnt the bowler just carry on running down the pitch and knock the stumps over with a diving shoulder barge? you can tell the umpire you overcooked your run-up, and the batsman is then out bowled

*ruins your world cup with my absence*

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219-9 now, full tossed by Wahab

based Fitzy

In this situation, why not just bowl a couple of beamers? You're allowed two, right?

Warner
Finch
Williamson
Smith
Maxwell
Neesham
Carey
Santner
Cummins
Starc
Boult

Is this fair? Kiwi openers are shit atm

new to cricket here. why dont the bowlers just bowl underarm?

looks like a tranny's fingernail at the bottoom

Looking grim for Australia lads

reckon australia should up the run rate a bit lads

Surprised nobody thought of that before. It's genius

Reckon he'd fit in it?

Reckon fitzy posts in /crug/

beamer is a no-ball, but I suspect you already knew that and you are being a cheeky monkey

New to cricket here. Why don't the bowlers just throw bouncers every ball?

No one has ever thought of it I guess.
Makes perfect sense though.

>this run rate

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feel like we've missed a trick here lads

New to cricket here, why don't teams just roll the ball across the ground?

Ferguson for Cummins otherwise spot on.

new to cricket. why don't the bowling team just put superglue on all the other team's bats so the ball sticks to them and a fielder can simply pull the ball off and have them caught?

What's going on in the antipodean match? Please keep us updated.

>don't it always seem to go
>that you don't know what you got till it's gone

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New to cricket here, why dont the batsmen team just pay the umpires behind the scenes not to give them out

is boult good looking? i think he is but i might be wrong

why don't the bowlers just bowl the ball so fast it is literally impossible to reaction to?

Business idea: execute Martin guptill

based

new to cricket here. why dont the batsmen just catch the ball in their hands and throw it over the boundary for runs?

>Commentators changing shifts on air
very very unprofessional

You ever tried pulling a superglued ball off a cricket bat?

"no"

boring game, both nz and aus have qualified.

hope nz loses so the gf bashes me in a fit of rage

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he looks like a little rat

new to cricket. why don't the batting team just put superglue on all their bats so the ball sticks to them and then score as many runs as they feel like?

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK THIS SHIT CUNT COUNTRY

KEK

GONE

FUCK OFF WARNER

BASED LOCKGOD

Business idea:
1 hand 1 bounce for limited overs cricket to hand some of the advantage back to the bowling side

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>shitfaraz wicketkeeping
He brings no value to the team

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WARNKEK

Afghanistan 227-9 (50)

Going to need their bowlers to win it for them.

This but make it a power play.

FUCK OFF YOU GANGLY CUNT

Sounds like something David Warner would say to Steve Smith and then they would actually try it and get caught and banned

yikes

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FUCK OFF CHEATER

new to cricket. why dont the bowlers just use sandpaper on the ball to make it harder for the batsmen to play?

>poo peeland

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They do

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>poopeelia
oh nonononono

All part of the plan lads. Need to get some deliveries in to this pair. Expect a 200+ run partnership here

>smith already sperging out

Holy shit what a sperg

that raw autism

actually a good total 2bh

>watching a ded rubber

the fuck was that

would you rather have an asian gf or australia winning the world cup? keep in mind we already have won 5 and most of us will remember at least 3 of them.

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don't want her as a GF. maybe I'd fuck her but she seems a bit annoying to be around

freshies forgetting Koala running Maxlel out in brainlet fashion, based Smoth just putting him in his place early

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I see one bad option and one great option. I won't be spending time with an Asian in the risk that I will eventually procreate with them, creating mutt babies. It is imperative for all white men to find a white wife to boost the fertility rate of the Saxon race.

my nigs
Australia are playing bad on purpose
They did this four years ago and then destroyed NZ in the final.
This is a PLOY.

just mean asian gf in general, you could pick who ever

Business Idea: Release the bees again

Shhhhhhh

lol smith looks more autistic than usual

just give me a gf man i dont give a fuck about all that other shit

It's not bad, but I expect Pakistan to be capable of more.

Would love the Afghans to win though

Anyone else notice how the janny didn't come and delete Josh's posts until Josh said he was leaving?

;)

I just don't see 250 being enough for Australia
There needs to be a serious rethink to their game plan

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Based Australia throwing the game for their Anglo brothers

>cuckwaja fishing for balls
grim

New to cricket, why don't they just hit the ball with the bat?

It happened immediately after I reported it. I think the rest of you cunts were secretly enjoying it.

i miss deskbro and his deskposts

I was

reminder poo peeland haven't scored 300+ all WC

I don't see the appeal in Asian women. I'd rather have Australia win the WC.

name?

They're going to get rid of this thing soon.
Even though it's ugly as fuck there is a little resistance because muh history.

Would you miss it?

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thoughts on he man cave (thats what i call my house haha)? very comfy for watching the cricket i reckon

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the GF it is then. my life is more important than sports

I was reporting every picture and complained the jannies wernt doing anything

I don't want a girlfriend and I don't really care about winning the World Cup.

>smith's autism

Because we've bowled first a lot

i dont even know what it is but yeah it'd be kind of sad for it to go. bit iconic even if its for the wrong reason.

>not making 100
OH NONONONO NO NO NO

>shith

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WHAT THE FUCK

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HOLY MOTHER OF BASED GUPGOD

STOVE SHIT BTFO

Why won't they accept that he's autistic?

GODDEM

FUCK

Sorry lads, boss just called me to work the midnight shift. Unfortunate but what can you do!

holy fuck, Guptill has redeemed himself. absolute screamer

Fuuuuuck that was elite

fucking kek

lmao we've literally already qualified who gives a shit about this match

FUCK OFF YOU CHEATING FUCK

WHY ARE THEY SO SHIT

>smoth

blinder

Both cheaters out

based, now >we've got the cheating scum out of the way it's time for some elite honesty cricket

GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL GUPTILL

Redemption Arc

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FUCK OFF YOU CHEATING SPASTIC

You don't need to post a webm to accompany your asinine wall of green text post, freshie.

don't worry lads The Stoin will save us

*closes /cric/*

Yeah Australia is throwing this game for sure. See ya lads, going to bed, it's too late to watch this crap.

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BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS STONIS AND KHAWAJA ON THE FIELD

>Stoinis in
ELITE 146* (117) on the cards lads

based and redpilled

if the kiwis are smart here they'll let stoinis bat as long as possible

>baby's first Yea Forums game thread
guarantee you started posting here post 2015. unironically kill yourself.

I'd pick Australia winning the world cup.

Pozzies exposed

Neither

>you now remember the 2015 world cup
this is good for us

Is Stoinis the most Australian surname possible?

You can't even pronounce it without an Aus accent creeping in

>fielding

Serious question, what was Smith's actual contribution to the cheating scandal? I thought he was just a spineless captain for not stopping it.

Australians can't handle based kiwi chin music

Boult trying to ruin Lockie’s figures.

>poo pealand fielding

>kiwi fielding
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>elite boult fielding

Someone webm that

smith literally did nothing wrong

WOGGOD WILL SCORE A CENTURY

POO PEELAND FIELDING

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

THEY ARE FINISHED

MENTALLY COOKED

MUSCULAR AUSSIEA BULLYING THEIR WAY OUT OF THIS

BASED

tard fielding

He and Warner literally devised the entire method of cheating and forced impressionable young Bancroft to carry out their wicked scheme

*scores a double ton and gets a fifer*

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>wog and a paki
True Australian partnership this one.

wookie with a carrot

not the behaviour of an innocent man

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Stoinis is a wog name you retard

>poopee fielding
Oh NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

is the bowler allowed to also be the catcher or is that haram?

Will Australia ever go back to their classic Gold and Green kits?

grim

Isa sodhi vs Usman khawaja

Truly a classic NZ vs Aus game

would you?

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Try saying it with a Greek accent, something like Stellios Stoinis

how the fuck did yellow become their colour anyway?
Their flag is BLUE.
They should play in BLUE.

Reckon Australia are losing this so they don't have to face England in the semi.

pretty sure gold was our national colour before federation.

yes they'd probably bulldoze anything to make another shit burgerfat mall

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golden wattle m8

Warner and Lehmann seemed like the cunts who would devise such plans, Smith was too beta to stop them.

Both Punjabis

England's flag is red and white yet they play in blue

l-lads

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Don't forget lying about it to the media afterwards and then, mid lie, just turning to Bancroft to finish the story.

No.

No that's a fucking man face. She most likely spent an hour and an entire tub of talcalm powder to fit into those pants

If those are the only two options then Aussies wining the World Cup.

Where's the blue in Englel's flag?

We play in green and gold because Bob Hawke said so.

>another blue team

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wow cant believe the NZ fans booed smith off the field. I am literally crying right now. the game is being brought into disrepute by the behaviour of these louts. HE'S DONE HIS TIME LEAVE HIM ALONE

England and Wales.

Guppy redemption arc
Tonne incoming

BASED Kohli

hahahahahaahahaha

wattle is the national flower. Funny story: back in the early 2010s there was a push by labor cucks to band every plant that can be used as an analogue to making drugs. Not realising that Acacias are swimming in DMT, they almost made owning the national emblem illegal until the Greens told them how retarded they were.

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reminder that its footy and nrl season and this doesnt matter

>muslim currycels battering each other in and out of the stadium

grim. glad I went to a non curry match.

Lockie absolutely steaming in

Bit sad to be honest, I know it's a bit unsightly but knocking it down seems like spitting on the graves of all the poor gladiators that fought and died there

what is it

Id miss it desu

im at work does anyone have the screenshot of those fans at the t20 finals day with the crying smith masks
I used to repost it a lot surely one person saved it

>until the Greens told them how retarded they were.
Imagine this actually happening to you

Ah yes that blue Welsh flag

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shant be switching to Belong tbqh

Unironically this. Cricket only matters in the summer. Will say the same if >we win the World Cup.

Australia and New Zealand will play again in the semis

dont think I'm allowed another one m8

aus 500/7

reminder that kane is a fucking cheat

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>jo ball bahar marega wohi leke bhi aaega

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>marcus boners
>adam tampon
>ajantha menses
>fucker zaman

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he was
1.the captain
2.knew about the plan from warner
3.did not stop it from happening/allowed it to happen

should have been banned for life alll three of them convict scum

redpill me on Belong

ridiculous number of close calls here

freshies always accuse you of posting here at least three years before they did. so if they have been here since 2018 they will say you have been posting here since 2015.

i have been here long enough to have seen the different posting styles in /cric/ so it makes no difference to me but i know when i spot a freshie or a cazzie.

>i prefer white girls over asian gi-

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So he didn't actively participate in the cheating? Interesting.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOLLAPSE

can u get high off that yellow shit

david "big guy for you" willy
quinton the cock

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just glad both those fucks went cheap

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What happened to Bancroft? Is his career over?

>not constantly changing your posting styles so people cant recognise you and attach a pseudo trip to your posts
you literally are a freshie. the funniest part is im probably 6 different people in these threads and some of my personas are beloved and others are hated

rls

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Who ami?

Sentenced to 20 years in the Vegemite mines

Ian Smith is a terrible commentator. Nasally voice and just whines.

>until the Greens told them how retarded they were.
imagine getting told you're stupid by the greens
That's a good reason to kill yourself immediately

>yeah I lived in Cuba and Colombia
>did you learn the language
>I.. t-tried

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they all did.
thaey all knew.

Hitler didnt actively participate in the building of the camps or gassing the Jews.
He did approve of it and allowed it to happen under his command, however.

at least post an attractive white girl

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you have been saying this for years and yet i can pick you a mile away

yeah where's Clarke when you heed him

kek

a gas holder for natural gas
it's extremely antiquated though because energy stroage has SLIGHTLY improved since the 19th century
There's zero reason for it to still stand - especially when London is in such desperate need for space.

>review lost
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

you just have bad taste.

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he was a fringe player anyway, so hes basically never gna get another chance
thats what makes it so outrageous, smith and warner ended his career effectively

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kek youre clearly addressing me you pathetic cunt. the most pathetic part is you're literally wrong since i've been here for 9 years and have tripped since 7 years ago.

>all that time for a clear LBW out
jeez, VAR ruining every sport these days

fuck was Williamson doing picking his nose?

She's not that great. Just has perfect boobs.

nah, it's the bark. Theories on the connection to the abbo Dreamtime abound

lmao I've been to the Bullring mall in Birmingham and it looks absolutely identical

malls are soulless

All this cunt's doing is bowling bouncers.

He's a shit commentator too.

>POOPYSTAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Now

pretty sure he's touring with australia A right now

Losing the toss was the first mistake

Letting Afghanistan score above 80 was the second mistake

Business idea: T20 game starts but it’s Under the arm bowling instead

i see
it doesnt look like it works very well, i can see several areas where gas might be able to escape to be honest
alarming to say the least

You Pakis have been best friends with terrorists for a long time.

>9 years

freshie

based cazz

lmao why was that jannied

>Now

What was it?

kek I think he got banned

BASED Rambo with the taunts

>pakis actually think they're a chance to win this world cup
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I got literally no idea how it works
Why does it need to be tall and big when it holds gas wtf

>Friendship ended with Afghanistan
>Now T*lib*n is my best friend
Censored to avoid any further jannying.

if we can get Khawaja, we're golden

i bet you feel silly now

lel why would that get banned

>SHODHI

He probably deleted it

kek janny is a soft cunt

this is starting to slip away from new zealand lads

Best time zones for Cricket in terms of comfyness:

Windies > UK > India > AUSNZ
Late night cricket is orgasmic.

So England WCs are best for India, Indian WCs are best for AUSNZ, AUSNZ WCs are best for Windies, and Windies WCs are best for England.

This is redpilled don't question me.

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KEKEK

Yes, of course. We Pakistanis have never supported terrorists. Pakistan has only helped disenfranchised members of various regions free themselves and their fellow brethren from the shackles of tyranny by providing them the means to achieve the aforementioned goal :)

>mujeeeb carom ball in the first over
Amazing

thats it, this is the last fucking time I buy Ben&Jerry's, this shit shouldnt even be called icecream, it tastes so fucking artificial, plastic like or like medicine

Recomend me some good icecream brands

Struggling to care about the cricket after some of the football today.

so the cunt posting tranny shit for an hour didn’t get banned or his posts deleted

paki cunt posts a shitty joke and gets deleted and banned within seconds

based Aussie letting us win this one, lulling us into a false confidence and destroying us in the semi.

I deleted the post myself haha
:)

Simmo's

woke up at like 5pm so only watched the collingwood game which was a pathetic blowout, but it was kinda funny to watch collingwood lose to fucking norf melbourne

Best catch of this World Cup lads? Stokes for me.

I'm actually not so happy about this rerun episode, wish they'd air something new

golden gaytime m8

Wank on the cards lads, developing a hankering for black women

>down the road
>London to Yorkshire

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>what is "delete post"?

>JANNIED

Why, lad. Did you get scared aha

yeah that was a blinder

this

yeah stokes for sure

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>last thread has both matches
>new thread only one

of course it's an austrailian OP

Swedish Glace, Almond Dream, anything vegan really

um this is the main event sweetie

Afghanistan field placement is terrible.

You know what wanking business I've been getting into recently?
Fanfiction

particularly Game of Thrones fanfiction where Arya is getting shagged by her wolf.
Sublime.

guptills was better i have to admit

You need to suck on one of these guys.

Absolute based cream

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For me it's SAF>UK>IND>AUSNZ>WINDIES
Windies matches start at 10 pm for us and go on all night long. Aus/NZ start early in the morning.

you ever been to one of those ice cream parlours with like 100 flavours and colours?
I've only been once but I loved it.
I've never been back because 100% of people in there are couples and it would look sad if I went in.

might make an earnest effort to get an asian gf if we win the world cup

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>bad boy bill
you call it a bubble o bill, right?

SAF= UK
They're only one hour ahead

no offence to the freshies and cazzies but if you were never part of the faggot 5, you will never be a part of the australian culture on Yea Forums.

228 isn't a bad score from Afghanistan is it?

Steve Smith getting caught by Sheldon Cottrell on the boundary

based mum

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babar azam is so elite

true.

not at all. just hope the bowling does their part

>you will never be a part of the australian culture on Yea Forums.
alhamdulillah

based bill

someone post the webm of the maxwell and finchy catch against england

>spend that much on less than half a litre of ice cream
>cry yourself to sleep every night asking yourself why you can't afford a house

You need to be more inclusive. Come on, mate, you're better than that.

>aus
>india
>sri lanka
interspersed with american adult swim

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i can tell youve spent a lot of time in the archives, freshcunt.

>try to watch Indian porn
>100% of the videos have the word "Aunty" in them

???

Go to bed, Kate.

> YOU ARE LE FRESSHIE XD

>you will never be a part of the australian cul-
Good.

my parents buy it for me dummy.

Yeah

Why not have them buy you a house instead?

I am awake

*be's the cornerstone of australian Yea Forums culture*
based me

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Might impulse purchase a 3D printer. Not sure what I'll use it for tbqh.

>perfect stage for another Babar century
Should have chosen him as the captain of my 11.

mine did and now i have to buy my own ice cream

shit deal

Rate my spaghet. Tried to make it spicy but I ruined it desu

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for you; the True Believer

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/thread

>tfw gf made me detour through Manduarh to get some simmos.
>It was a good feel.

thumbnail resembles a swarm of bees

I use my 3D printer to print guns and cunny

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Bc this is maggi pasta

gone

An NRI Telugu aunty I’m currently seeing after work. She’s 35

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Looks disgusting. Wouldn't eat.

GONE
FUCK OFF
PISS OFF BACK TO YOUR SOUVA TRUCK

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nice one, dickhead

looks like some vegan abomination

>POOINIS

Not maggi tho

81-4
OH NONONONONONONONONO

Kiwi cutie

> look up Indian porn
> try and find light brown qts
> get a bunch of ugly fat dravidians
Grim

FUCK AUSFALIA AND FUCK CHEATERS I AM HERE FUCKING YOUR WOMAN AND WORKING YOUR JOBS YOU CUNTS ARE USELESS FUCK DAVE WARNER

THE STATE OF WOGSTRALIA

Maxwell 139* (82)

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basically referred to 40 year old disgusting obese indian women.That is the kind of women who do porn here.

straya throwing this game to lull other teams into a false sense of security

because it doesn't work

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deskGOD

have you been in these threads the whole time? will you be here for the ashes and bbl?

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IT WAS THE SUMMER OF 69

haha time for memeswell

Plumb outside offstump you idiots why waste a review

business idea: develop an ice habit

youtube.com/watch?v=LiQa8pIVPjI

absolutely based pits there

would lick

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SANTA

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wtf she has bigger biceps than i do

Damn, work just called. Looks like I'm going to miss this one. Fuck.

>SHARTNER

kek you creepy fkn weido's

bond burger

> Australia’s hope rest on a Pakis shoulders

>we'll have a bat

based twinkGOD

How is that even possible? Are you a literal skelly?

been here much, much longer than you and I can safely say that I have no idea what you're talking about because tripfag shit is and has always been cancer best avoided and ignored

Know ish Sodhi personally ama

anyone else here fart into their hand and then smell it?

>donald trump unironically hired john bolton as his national security advisor
you literally couldnt pen such a cloudy horrorfest

missus made me go and cuddle, missed Stoinis' wicket. plz describe

Dunno if it’s because I haven’t had sex in a month, but the idea of bumming a Twink is slowly turning me on

sure thing freshGOD.

You are shitposting here 24x7, when do you work and when do you see anybody?

no but when I fart in bed I usually put the duvet over my head to get the full blast

yeah

holy fuck what a catch

Maxwell is fucking disgusting.

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

MIGA my fellow centipede

OH NONONO

fucking kek

giving neocon warhawks cabinet positions is 4d chess you cuck

>maxlel

OH NO NO NO

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what the FUCK is this

I work at a SaaS startup(too big to be called a startup now anyways). Flexible timings. We even play PUBG in the lobby when we’re done with work

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always here missed maybe 3 or 4 games in the WC

>shitsmell

Fuck me. Finch needs to be executed for treason.
>Getting out cheaply
>Not picking Coulter-Nile to save the team.

g'mornin, cric frens. which match should I watch, the poo teams, or Paki vs Afghans?

All down to POOFARTja now lmao

remember seeing a stat towards the start of the world cup that maxwell gets out in the first 25 balls of his innings 62% of the time(or something like that, might be first 30 balls). imagine that percentage will have risen since then

N E E S H
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glad I stayed up
knackered though

if you guys think nz isn't going to bat just as shit as this you're dreaming

pretty grim

>Ausfailia

LEL

Gonna be a repeat of that group match shitshow.

NZGods

Guppy 100 book it

I'm thinking Guptil will smash 100 off 30.

The Table-topping New Zealand

i hope so that was fucking fun

just saw that guptill catch
yowza
what a grab
absolute ripper
goalkeeper style
he's plucked that one out of the air
stunning reflexes
oh boy wowee

the 27 yr old prospect

>RISING UP, BACK ON THE STREET

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Santner shantner be taking any wickets today.

>23.1 overs
>win by 1 wkt
what a fucking circus Haha

still remember that match, was producing guerilla cricket
arguably match of the tournament after the NZ v SA semi final

tipping Aus to get bowled out for around 150

Thats out.

at least >we won't have to hang until fucking dawn to get a result. BASED ICC pulling the strings that matter

I thought Pakis vs Afghans would be a waste of time. Looks like another boring Saturday night for me.

>after dropping 2
however, oh boy whaaaat a beaut

wish I was australian so I could handle 27c without suffering

that'd be neat.

shoulda reviewed that

how awkward is this comm box?

has any team ever scored over a million runs in one innings before

not a twink. i'm almost 5'9

or Paki

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It it makes you feel any better, it was 15c today and I was suffering.

any fellow handsome man in

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Wish it was 27 right now.

no era lbw

How many do you think New Zealand will be bowled out for?

Fuck Australia desu for killing our semi chances.

Michael Clarke sucks charisma out of the room.

It's fucking McCullum. He's absolute shit. At least Douly and Clarke have shit to talk about.

Holy shit kek

not as handsome as you

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Zachy would be an 8/10 if it wasn’t for that forehead

>another dropped catch
Based NZ.

NZ would have won the last world cup if the final was at home instead of at the mcg

put down twice

ya gotta be kidding me

Based Aucklander

*had been at home

**I move away from the mic to make a comment

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doubt it

Boring match day so post ur beards lads. Beard rate time

Kasabian - Empire (underrated)

GET IN HERE
OG SHITPOSTIN BREAD UP

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where are all the horns in the crowd

Shan't

australia will win through the power of anime!

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Muslims aren't draws

Little premature. Haven't you been told that enough?

Probably, but NZ have to build a decent stadium first.

remembered that song the other week actually
I like the time change in the chorus

>poopeeland
Kek

waiting for the baseball to start

This.

>post ur beard
I'll post my cock before I ram it in your eye socket ya fuckin poof

Khawaja 50* (700)

Kinda sick of anime, to be honest.

>shartner going for 10 an over
lmao

Watching Epicenter m8. Who /dota2/ here

Not sure goats can speak.

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no

this season was fucking grim to be fair. next should be better.

yeah the commentary is fucking awkward. stop trying to praise each other you homos

uwu

...

she's gorgeous

Australia is Canada's US, and that is a bad thing

yeah our mum is good looking

ok now this is a good looking woman unlike the uggos from the crowd. she's such a cutie

>McCullum's duck
Classic

>our mum
oh no no no

both threads are shit.

the cold, soulless eyes are a deal breaker

not sure where to post tbqh

yeah the dead gaze gives me the shivers

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get this to 1000?

RIP INTO HIM LOCKIE

could be a goer

Is cricket even still a thing in Australia, I thought we gave that shit away, you don't hear people talk about it like in the old days, like when we beat the poms a few days ago.

Shut your wog mouth