/trans/ - The Black Gary Neville Edition

Bale is an absolute baller.
Scores cracking goals in important games.
Gets booed by Real fans
Doesn’t even give a shit and just cucks the club by making them pay him 500gorillion a week.

you'd need a black GK for that

For me, it's the COPA90 podcast

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Yeah can’t see it not happening. All the big players want it as it makes them invincible. They just have to convince the fans. The only clubs that might struggle would be the smaller premier league clubs. Those who have been pet of the talks though all know it makes them richer (Bayern Juve Real Barca United)

swear united were linked with that wog ajax keeper onana

Werent they linked to the Ajax keeper?

Onana. What’s ma name? Onana what’s ma name?

fuck, I'd forgotten about him

>The only clubs that might struggle would be the smaller premier league clubs
Did you forget about the smaller clubs in the continental leagues?

Big if true.
(It’s true)

AWB-Smalling-Bailly-Young
Lingard-Pogba-Fred-Martial
----------Rashford-Lukaku

So which English clubs will be in it?

Super league would be 10/12teams likely so the small continental teams are irrelevant. Would guess it’ll be 3 England 3 Spain 3 Italy 2 Germany then maybe PSG and one of the Portuguese clubs

United
City
Chelsea
Maybe Liverpool if England got 4 teams

>Spurs will finally win the PL

Won’t be the PL tho. They’ll call it something else. Like the Mediocre League

Che "its Jay" Adams to Saints for £14mil

>so the small continental teams are irrelevant.
But the small PL teams are?

When are City gonna sign Rodri?
When are Liverpool gonna sign someone?
When are Spurs gonna sign N’dombele?
When are Arsenal gonna sign Zaha?
When are United gonna sign a CB?
When are Everton gonna do something?

lbf m8, Everton signed that Gomes lad

Sorry. What’s your point?

True. But he was already there so less interesting

>When are Liverpool gonna sign someone?

They've signed loads lad

>Sepp van den Berg [PEC Zwolle - Liverpool] £1.3m
>Melissa Lawley [Manchester City - Liverpool] Free
>Becky Jane [Reading - Liverpool] Free

Literal who’s

>Melissa
>Becky

Bit gay

My point is why would the smaller PL clubs struggle with the introduction of a European Super League but the smaller Bundesliga/La Liga/Serie A/Ligue 1 wouldn't?

Oh they would all struggle massively. The big clubs don’t give a fuck about them though. Sorry if that wasn’t clear originally.

>When are Arsenal gonna sign Zaha?

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>Melissa
>Becky

And I thought Lyndsey was a bit much for a black man

Ah right, so we agree.

Sorry. Just reread the whole thing. I’m cooking and shitposting so not paying attention.

I meant the smaller PL clubs that were invited to super league would struggle to convince their fans. What I mean is I’m sure United City Chelsea fans would jump at the super league. Liverpool and Spurs might not because they haven’t won the league or dominated it in recent memory so the jump to Super League would be a bit too much for them

Yes is this /Becky/

I get your point now. The only people I could see jumping for joy at the idea of a super league are those people who don't support teams but support players, which is a scarily new phenomenon.

There's Mvogo too

Lads. Who do you think are the best bets for fantasy Football this year?

Tbh I’m not sure. My club HTFC will never get invited and the premier league would be ruined by it. But the super league would be amazing especially the first few years. Winning that title would be a huge achievement

Daily reminder that Arsenal have finished runners up in the PL more recently than Spurs. The only big clubs in England are United (money and istoreh), Chelsea (money and istoreh), City (money and domestic dominance). After that it's flukes and or poor performance elsewhere. If we go on recent trophy wins, it goes United, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool. Spurs haven't won even a League Cup since like 2008.

isn't it just third worlders who bandwagon players?

Why would top English clubs join a super league if they're already receiving loads from Premier League tv rights?

Holy shit. A balanced and well thought through point.

>your team
>your favourite current player

Even more TV money

Yes because they’d receive more. Also imagine Real Barca Bayern Juve etc form a breakaway league and invite United City etc. They’re not going to turn down that invite.

Really though? Surely it wouldn't be much higher than the current bloated deals the league has signed recently. If a super league could compete with the premier league then theoritcally the champions league tv deal should be much bigger than it currently is desu.

>your team
HTFC
>your favourite current player
Mooy

Lads. Changing the bed is pretty horrible when it’s this hot

Doubtful, only just recently signed a big contract extension

Saw this rumour

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WAN BISSAKA, TWO BISSAKA, THREE BISSAKA, FOUR... NO ASHLEY YOUNG AT RIGHT BACK ANYMORE!!

Another wet dream? You’ll grow out of it eventually kid

confirmed

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Eek. Would not want to be called Mark rn

Nah. I came in my girlfriends puss last night and we were tired so just went to sleep and it all seeped out over night

Don’t really get it mate

newfag

>37C in Madrid
>33C in Paris
>30C in London
I think, lads... it's time...... to say...... IT'S TOO HOT.

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This isn’t Yea Forums mate. Calling someone a newfag is just as bad as being one.

Too hot? Too spicy?

It's too hot. First one of the year

Was literally 39° here yesterday and it wasn't too bad. Stop whining cumskin and go get a tan ffs

ate 40 mcnugs once. you're going to need help pooing tomorrow lad. doesn't come out easily.

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i like it. i'm off to hyde park to get shitted in the sun.

Dried apricots, my arse has been a shit-hose all day

mmmmm extra hot don't want to mess with that

Help? As in someone to pull it out my ass?

ooga booga

coffee, fibre, soapy finger up the anus, whatever helps.

>to pull it out my ass?
That's where we get all our rumours from

Stay sweaty whitey

There was this woman who got so constipated she died by choking on her own shit

Yeah alright pal, and I heard about this guy who sneezed with his eyes open and his eyeballs fell out

Why are City going for Maguire? They could spend an extra 15m and get Koulibaly who is not shit.

Google is saying it's 32 degrees here in Manchester

im fucking dying

Tbh I call bullshit because it’s imoossible to sneeze with your eyes open for that exact reason.

its too hot las

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The worst thing is that you acclimatise. Then in September when it's like 19 degrees you suddenly feel freezing despite that still being shorts and t-shirt weather

that was on that jamie oliver school dinners series. kids were so blocked up from not pooing they would throw up poo.

Eriksen would be a better fit at Barcelona than at Real Madrid.
Prove me wrong.

Lol. That’s a bit gay

sounds hot desu

You’re correct. Why do you need to have a fight about it?

gross

How was Adrien Silva while on loan with Monaco?

I read somewhere that americans shit 11 times a week on average

All Americans do is eat

Lads. Do any of you get really nervous once your plane takes off?
I know the odds are ridiculously low and even if an engine goes the plane will be fine but I just can’t help but think the plane is going to spontaneously explode or just drop out the sky. I guess it’s just because I have no control when I’m on a plane.

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I hate a friend who did that.
In his case it was because he was riddled with cancer.

*day
thankfully for them the shit they eat is mostly grease so it slides out like a spillway

dipshit. Yea Forums was the most original place on the internet until flags were added and you retards flooded the board.

Is having a shit every day bad

>that flag
>that post

Into the bin

Better than not

Georges-Kevin Nkoudou comes back from loan tomorrow

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You are now aware that flags have been on Yea Forums for SEVEN years.

>one day remembering when spee was on Yea Forums will make you an oldfag

Didn't read lol

tbf the amount of plane crashes has increased drastically, especially on 'reliable' passenger planes like 747s. Get your affairs in order before you fly

Lampard at Chelsea will be kino

Ryan Scholes
Manchester
Cadfael

I remember these people but I can't remember Yea Forums being particularly good. I think it was a lot faster maybe, but idk what people are always hearkening on about. >Torres was amazing though

Urgh. Too hungover to enjoy the sun today.

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What is this Super League? Is it like a points based league where only the top European clubs play?

when I was vegetarian I shat 3x a day
half of my meals were lentils with spinach
fibre is a munster b
thanks for reading

first two were the same
cadfael was outed as a mod I think and left shortly afterwards

cadfael was making gifs for reddit at the same time

What footy we watching today lads?
>WWC
>AFCON
>Copa
>Gold Cup
lotta choice

>Netherlands are through to the semi's
Okay, so they'll face either Germany or Sweden. If England somehow beats USA (very unlikely) then we'll defo lose to either Germany or Sweden. England's defence is dogshit. The midfielders and defenders cannot pass for toffee, either.

>then we'll defo lose to either Germany or Sweden.
neither of those sides are better than >us

Please beat USA.
England, I'm with you. Don't fail us.

Why did that make him leave? Did he get shit for being a redditor?

He could be the Norway guy, who knows

THIS IS OUR WORLD CUP FOR THE TAKING!!!!

IT'S COMING HOME!!!

Mate, we lost to Canada earlier. I don't see us beating USA. They have Dykepower beyond anything we have.

Thank you, Baguettebro, but I have a feeling USA is just too strong.

I don't really remember i stop browsing Yea Forums around that time for a while

They were dogshit against us yesterday.

>we lost to Canada earlier.
when?

just had a look in archive; seems his tripcode got leaked

Yeah I noticed the stats, you should have really won. Either way, they'll pick it up against England for muh revolution shit (even tho you and Spain did all the hard work).

Last friendly before the World Cup.

AHHHHH ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

>friendly
did we field our first team? We also won muh vagina cup in America last year so we've got a good chance. Not conceded all tournament too

>Not conceded all tournament too
conceded to scotland in the first game

>read Canada while glancing over a post
>thinking /trans/ is finally talking about Gold Cup
>nope, still WWC

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haha whoops

Will be watching you btfo the earthquake niggers later

Conceded to Scotland. USA has never missed a World Cup. England have missed two. I don't see us beating Germany at all, let alone USA.

You're playing Haiti tomorrow, if you can't win that you should just quit football... sorry, soccer.

>you now remember Canada losing to a non-country

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the /int/ faggots can't stay in the containment threads

Germany is shit tho. England Netherlands and USA are strongest teams left

Phil should declare himself a tranny and play

/trans/ where is the big £150m transfer this summer coming from? One big club needs to show the rest they’re the boss.

Griemann and Felix are both 120M

Tbf if he did he would rip this World Cup up

Hazard, Joao Felix and Griez are pretty big deals.

Aren't Barcelona trying to get Nerman back?

I said 150. None of this pussy 120 bullshit

Martinique isn't even in the FIFA rankings. Wanna know some memes? In that image you posted, they used the Snake Flag of Martinique to symbolise the country. However, in the USA stream of Martinique they used the French flag. Which is the countries flag as part of France's overseas shit. However, in May 2019 they announced a flag for sport, political and cultural events. Guess the organisers/Americans didn't get the memo. They should be showing it instead. I guess America googled 'Martinique Flag' and just put the Wiki image up.

>Germany is shit tho.
Stopped reading there.

Hazard? Felix? Greasemann?

Don't think Pogba or Neymar will actually be sold

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Embezzling would make that deal £110

you just know AWB is going to be bang average now.

i honestly can't imagine man u signing someone and them not immediately becoming shite. has anyone signed for man u and actually gotten better since fergie?

120 is a middle of the road deal nowadays. Clubs can make 2 of them a window if need be so it’s no longer a big deal.

Get on /noshit/ and increase your testosterone

Ben Yedder - Lukaku - Icardi

Will be the new

Batshuayi - Aubamayang - Giroo

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This. He is a good player and everyone saying he’s shit is obviously wrong but he will turn to shit at united

he's just an overrated english player, like all the others.

would utterly smash

Even if you don’t like it it’s true

you wont get a 150m this year, next year yes, but not this year. The big clubs are spunking on multiple players not just 1 or 2. Use your brain thicko

Reece James is a better prospect tbqh

Stop trying to put your anger that you didn’t reach the /elite/ stage of the nations league into your posts in /trans/

which one

>defensive fullbacks
>two thousand and nineteen

>This is a 10/10 in scandi

>teams that haven't invested properly in an impregnable CB-CB-GK triangle yet

Sad

Chelsea

>binland
>scandinavia

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Name a team where this exits
>inb4 Matip is not admissible

>Girls who are boys
>Who like boys to be girls
>Who do boys like they're girls
>Who do girls like they're boys
>Always should be someone you really love

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You’re a massive faggot fuck off cunt

Nah. You should work on your manners lad.

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rude

Grow up mate. /trans/ is for top lads. Not for little jessie boys like you

So what makes you qualify as a top lad? Being a rude meanie does not a top lad make

Top laddery is demonstrated by the exporting and importing of banter

Is this song about fucking trannies and being pegged?

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>proving the point

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youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8

I know the song lad

Just spotted De Ligt eating a hamburger with his gf in Barcelona

Pogba to Real Madrid

Being a top lad is handling and dishing out banter. Get better at it. Everyone would think you’re a Liverpool fan. Always the victim.

De Ligt doesn’t have a gf and hamburgers aren’t served in Barcelona. This makes me think you’re a liar

One of us is crying
One of us is lying
In a lonely bed
Staring at the ceiling
Wishing she was somewhere else instead
One of us is lonely
One of us is only
Waiting for a call
Sorry for herself

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Bruno Fernandes spotted on the pitch at Old Trafford with a Manchester United shirt on and a Manchester United scarf held above his head. Can anyone tell me what this might mean?

It's a criticism of the education system's failure to keep up with changing views on sexuality within sex ed.

>dishing out banter
>calling someone a faggot and cunt is considered good banter
nah lad you leave right now

Means he's coming to Liverpool la

He's signing for Salford

Thought it was about getting munted and shagging the first hole you see

Sounds like its giving me justification to fuck trannies
not like I need a song to tell me where to put my dick

The penis (male) goes in the vagina (female)

GET EM

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>told to handle the banter
>can’t handle the banter

wew

Big if true.

Anyone selling some cheap left-backs?

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so how do you handle it you faggot cunt?

>That shirt

>Enzo Zidane isn't even good enough to make it in the Swiss second division

Want Cuco Martina?

pretty nice tbqh, like an /fa/ tommy bahama. could use one its summer here in california

If you have to ask, you’ll never know. If you know, you need only ask.

Literally no good transfer memes today.

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Holy shit. That much money and he looks like some lad in shagaluf

Not a fan of this rudeposting tbqh

...mate

Gimmickposters gonna gimmick.

As expected of the working class hero.

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>t. has no clue how to do it themself

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the (male) goes into the (female)
gotcha

This whole Zaha shitshow really making me shart my pants on an early Saturday morning

haha THIS we call each other nigger cunts around here lmao praise kek!

What are you talking about?

Which aspect of my statement did you not understand?

Just trying to get the intricate rules of bants. From what I gather you have to be the first one to call someone a faggot cunt and then you win.

LISTEN HERE YOU FAGGOTS

If you can’t get over some user calling you a faggot/cunt/nigger then get off Yea Forums. The more you whine about it the more shit you’ll get.

>Lampard wants to bring Morata back

What the fuck

LISTEN HERE YOU FAGGOTS

If you can’t get over some user calling you out on calling people a faggot/cunt/nigger then get off Yea Forums. The more you whine about it the more shit you’ll get.

Zaha shitshow
What shitshow?

what up my negroes?

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Incorrect. Just give up. Your statement did make me laugh a little bit tho and in some ways could be considered good banter. But I don’t think you meant it that way.

Mostly just some banter

>Luca Connell [Bolton Wanderers to Celtic] Undisclosed
Meaning fucking pennies. Hope we at least got a sell on clause for that sideburned god. We're just wasting any chance of even staying in league 1, were gonna do a full Portsmouth except without the large support to somewhat save us.

The last I checked (a day or two ago) Zaha was basically confirmed to Man Utd.
This morning I open up my laptop drinking Onions and having some avocado toast with a little good cannabis on a fine sunny Saturday, and I see that Zaha is bitching out his agent for a transfer switch to Arsenal for a fee in the 80m region, which Arsenal absolutely cannot afford.
That is a shitshow if I've ever seen one.

Who else does he have? Abraham? Batshuyai?

>drinking Onions
Fuck you cunting incel Yea Forums devs, S*ylent is a daily essential

>Abraham
future GOAT m8

ahaha whats some good banter you got haha

Giroud as well

Thing is Morata slagged off the fans and has said how miserable he was at Chelsea, he's a fucking headcase and I'm fairly sure most of the squad dislikes him.

Where do you get this insane information? Nobody is signing Zaha

Just playing the straight man here. I just like calling people out on being unnecessary assholes since it's fun to see them try to justify it. It's not like this is the first time people are being shitheads in /trans/.

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Americans don’t understand banter

Youtube, google headlines (i dont actually read the stupid fucking gay articles) and Yea Forums

this

zaha leaving palace would automatically relegate them

im not quite american my great grandpa is from dundee and great great grandma is from mayo county so im culturally british (why i post in /trans/)

Yeah. All of them are bullshit.

Chelsea just want Atletico to buy him permanently.

What type of super league would you support sp? I was thinking maybe 12-14 clubs and everyone plays 3 games each, home away and one game in stadiums across europe from countries not in the super league and some cities that might not compete in the super league but have rich footballing culture

Yeah. That’s why people keep calling you a fag

fuck you stupid bitch it will happen once either manutd or arsenal sell one of their high wage shitters

Oh well in that case you have plenty of banter for yourself.

Genuine question what mental health conditions do you have

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Zaha wouldn’t go back to united
Arsenal can’t afford him

I just sprayed a bunch of hot ropey banter on my stomach and chest

Hope so, 50M for him would be a steal.

None

Used to be depressed not anymore. And you?
Oh no what will I do!

Noice

>Leipzig's new signing Hannes Wolf will be out until October, after doctors in Italy reset his broken foot incorrectly
>the state of Italian medicine

>Arsenal can’t afford him
They could sell one of either Laca/Auba or one of their Muslamic players like Mkhitaryan or Kolasinac to fund a Zaha buy since none of the previous good wingers they were looking for actually wanted to go to Arsenal

Probably cry about it on /trans/ like you have been all afternoon.

leave the Swede alone you bullies

I wasn't asking you stop projecting schizo

>sell Laca/auba
Why sell players who are good to buy one who is mediocre
>mkhitaryan/kolasinac
Selling both would recoup a maximum of £20m

>Why sell players who are good to buy one who is mediocre
Laca and Auba are good but having both is redundant. On the offensive side of things for arsenal atm, you need is one good wide player who can actually get in positions and have end product for the creative mids like Ozil to spray a pass to, Zaha isn't great but he's definitely good. Arsenal don't need both Laca and Auba

Shitposting is a sport you know. No crying on my part. I actully have to value your opinion for it to matter. It's just words from anons on the chon.

You seem to have a unhealthy obsession with me.

>Laca and Auba are good but having both is redundant.
my god you /arse/ faggots have completely lost the plot, on top of being dumb faggots

>unhealthy obsession

Seems like we have the same obsession as we keep replying to each other you cunt nigger

The crying Swede is more cancerous than NHS user’s cancer

no u

The state of Ameriburgers opinions

Glad you agree faggot

Southampton are close to agreeing a deal with Birmingham for striker Che Adams, Sky Sports News understands.

>Barcelona have themselves knocked back the idea of signing Antoine Griezmann this summer - but the La Liga champions are preparing to meet Atletico Madrid's €85m release clause, according to TeamTALK.

Tottenham are close to finalising the signing of Tanguy Ndombele, according to HITC, who say the transfer could be announced this coming week.

>Watford have agreed a £5.5m fee with West Brom for defender Craig Dawson, Sky Sports News understands.

West Brom defender Craig Dawson, 29, is undergoing his medical at Watford this afternoon, according to Sky sources.

>Manchester City winger Jack Harrison undergoing a medical ahead of a season-long loan at Leeds United.

Inter Milan are planning to sell former West Ham loanee Joao Mario and defender Dalbert for a combined £40m to fund the signing of Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku, according to the Daily Mail.

>Roma have beaten Inter to a deal for Cagliari midfielder Nicolò Barella, offering €35m plus Gregoire Defrel, according to the Corriere dello Sport.

Torino have officially loaned goalkeeper Vanja Milinkovic-Savic to Standard Liege with an option to buy.

>Manchester City have still not matched the Juventus asking price for Joao Cancelo, so now Bayern Munich are ready to step in.

Lazio are closer than ever to a deal for SPAL winger Manuel Lazzari, with an offer worth €15m cash plus Alessandro Murgia.

>Andrea Pinamonti is “ready to take on the challenge” at Genoa and follow in Diego Milito's footsteps, as he arrived to complete his €18m transfer from Inter.

Marcello Lippi maintains Kostas Manolas is “an exceptional coup for Napoli, as with Kalidou Koulibaly, he allows you to play aggressive football.”

>Luis Alberto dropped another hint that he is looking for a return to Sevilla. “For the moment I still have a contract with Lazio.”

Fenerbahce and Besiktas want Andre Silva, it’s reported, but the striker is eager to win his place back at Milan.

>Roma and Juventus are not finished exchanging players, as it’s reported Gonzalo Higuain could be used in a bid for Nicolò Zaniolo.

Kostas Manolas has not yet agreed personal terms with Napoli, claim reports, as the Roma defender’s agent is pushing up the wage demands to €4m.

>Lyon close to €37m agreement to sign 27-year-old midfielder Thiago Mendes & 23-year-old left-back Youssouf Koné from Lille

Paris Saint-Germain have contacted the entourage of Leonardo Bonucci, according to @romeoagresti.

>Borussia Mönchengladbach continue to show interest in duo Marcus Thuram (EA Guingamp) & Malang Sarr (OGC Nice)

>Deflecting.

You’re a fucking pussy

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>you /arse/ faggots
Im literally a neutral, i only watch the league because i LARP on FM. Just saying that Arsenal offensively need a real winger for width instead of constantly relying on overlapping wingbacks. A new, good, PL tested winger has more benefits than keeping both Lacazette and Obama. Not sure how underrating the two of Arsenals strikers that /arse/ kids dickride so much makes me one of them.

Ever thought after the mention of drinking sóy and eating avocado toast that he might have been a shitposter, user?

Alright. Let’s stop fighting for a bit.
Watching the ladies in 5 mins? Are Sweden women good or are Germany gonna win?

Zaha is a wide forward not a winger

>arse/ kids dickride so much makes me one of them
What? Arse general is full of shitposters and non-fans, they say both are shit or both are world class, depending on which gets the most (You)'s.

I have no clue. I really don't care about the womens. Germany is our ladies boogie team from what I gathered so we'll probably lose.

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I wouldn't. I'd continue to watch my own club.

Lad. This is bad form.

Shit like this is why Brexit happened, stop trying to make Europe like the US, fuck off

>Alright. Let’s stop fighting for a bit.
christ people on generals here are so fucking gay.
under allardyce and de boer he played as a winger a lot, on either side, only recently has he played as a wide forward who truly doesn't go vertically up and down the sideline, but he clearly has the past experience as playing like a pure winger or inside winger

Germany seem better than Sweden

Reminder

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Yes lad! Ooh to be a!

1-0 to the Nazis in the women’s World Cup

Keeper doesn’t even move. Wtf

1-1 good finish

Bonucci-esque pass from the Swedish CB

Friendly reminder that Manchester United have absolutely no playing style or footballing identity other than "muh pashun" and "playing the Manchester United Way" and until they completely switch up their entire system from the ground up instead of just going "right lads lets just bring back ole and carrick and scholsey and mikey phelan and teach these mercenaries how to Play Like Manchester United" while signing big name players with no playing style or system in mind just to appease the fans and gas the media up.
AWB is a good player but he will flop at Man United because the only tactical instruction he is likely to receive there is "right lad this is Manchester United just play like Manchester United and it'll all come together lad you need more passion"

Wow. If ever there was a post to sum up how upset Liverpoop fans are about winning 0 (zero) premier leagues then this is the one.

Marca claims Tottenham called Real Madrid to say Eriksen is available but got turned down

In that case Pogba to Real seems a little more likely

Feels like things will speed up on Monday. Griezmann to wherever he’s going will be confirmed by Monday.

Good good good

Man United at their best were great but they were great because they had a really good manager with a great setup.
Since Fergie left their whole system is just "let's try and do what Fergie did again"

He has a gf

Yeah. Van Gaal and Mou (two of the most stubborn managers in history)were all about mirroring Fergie.
Yeah the signing big name players in a failed attempt to do “galacticos” is just like fergie did

Not even a united fan but you’re not even trying man

Then why did the user lie about the hamburger. Hmmm

Does anyone actually ever watch bbc4?

Also the punditry in this women’s game is atrocious. Where the fuck is Alex Scott QT

They have good documentaries and some alright comedies on BBC4

all of my favourite sciencefus and historyfus make their homes on bbc4

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>Poch admitting he doesn't control transfers
what the....

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Loser

Swedeanon is based

Anybody else here open fizzy drinks near their face so when the droplets spray on your face you imagine it's a woman squirting on your face a bit? haha

Sweden doing it. Fuck nazis

>Swedeanon
Spurswede, actually.

Thanks lad. You're pretty neat too

No. Unless you drink warm fizzy drinks I’m not sure how this works.

no mate

You mean you imagine a dude spaffing in your face. Admit it faggot

haha just as a joke mind haha bit of banter

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Alban Lafont at Nantes.
What a downgrade.

Barella to Roma

That’s not banter m8

>Inter Milan will make a bid worth £62.8m within 24 hours to sign Manchester United's Romelu Lukaku on a two-season long loan with an obligation to buy, according to Sky in Italy.

Ok that’s intredasting does he regularly start for Italy now or am I thinking of someone else?

haha okay mate haha joke then haha.

This rumour is old as fuck now

Good joke

Yeah I forgot to add this bit
>Inter Milan are planning to sell former West Ham loanee Joao Mario and defender Dalbert for a combined £40m to fund the signing of Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku, according to the Daily Mail.

any juicy liverpool rumours floating about?

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Joao is worth about 7m

Yeah, him, Verratti and Jorginho seem to be the midfield 3 Mancini has settled on

>After weeks of links with Bruno Fernandes, Liverpool have reportedly given up their chase of the Portuguese midfielder.

>The Daily Express writes the Reds have decided to pursue other targets, leaving the door open for Manchester United to sign the 24-year-old.

Latest mate.

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What the...

Yeah apparently Hillsbruh wasn’t the police’s fault. It was the scousers.

Oh wait that’s not a rumour. It’s the truth.

So Dalbert will sell for £33m, then.

That’s not remotely close to being true. Van Gaal has a very established identity and style of play, but many of his transfers were flops and United’s injury record under him was so bad he was forced to start two untested teenagers in the back line away from home in a CL match.
Mouyes came in and had his own style and identity that just happened to be a complete 180 from Van Gaal’s which necessitated a total squad overhaul.
Both managers were fired with their projects half finished. Only now is Ole coming in with this “Muh United Way” crap. He’ll probably have more success because he’s not going to have to completely overhaul the squad the way Van Gaal and Mou had to. Swap Lukaku for a pacey striker who can press high, get a CB, and a RW and the team is already much better set up than any United has had since Fergie left.

Decent surprised PSG or united didn’t try and grab him
Seems clear united will sign Bruno. Firs

How would you react when you shake someones hand then look down and see that thing?

Probably cum immediately tbqh

It's what happens when your dick gay is shit but your finger game is awesome.

I'll mog them with my 5 digits.

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Thanks. Now post our line up

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"put it in my ass"

just lob a fireball spell at it and get the fuck out of there

>arse are actually buying him
LOL
Fix your defense, Arsefags.

Shamal Geroge just confirmed mbap.

this doesn't seem like evolution

>1 down
habbning!

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zaha is class tbf, would love him at liverpool if we didn't have better players

No, they aren't. Why buy Zaha when Balde, Claude-Maurice and so on are available for cheaper?

grim
this is not the club (business) I chose to support as a child

Would rather not he already flopped at poonited.

Wan Bissaka to manure unfortunately, think we'll have to settle for Cancelo

The line up is unironically more likely for United than Sp*rs.

that was ages ago
and it's man u

>2019
>still thinks managers arent just going through the notions
Hahaha, only pep is running his own club and he often has to blend his arm like with fucking Mahrez.

Nelson Semedo is still available tbg

One Bissaka
Two Bissaka
Three Bissaka
Four...
No Young at rightback anymore!

>Cancelo
If only he could defend.

Could live with that. Any other rb that's likely

Ole will probably still find a way to play young.

Young gets so much abuse online I hope he’s ok. He’s a boring cunt but he seems a fairly decent guy.

>Chelsea may have the option to recall him, Alvaro Morata is still wanted by loan club Atletico Madrid according to Goal. They say Diego Simeone is keen to keep the Spanish striker in the capital after an impressive half-season with La Liga side.

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ur cute bro

You need a few more syllables in that last line

Young either in league games and PISSaka in Europa/FA Cup/League Cup or vice a versa.

>a fucking loyalist leaf

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Surely AWB has been bought to play in the PL

What does Aaron order for dinner?

One Moussaka

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Pls dab on the US so we can have a kino Eng - Ned final

big fan of Sweden's shorts

we'll do our best

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>no England v USA / Germany v Netherlands semis
damnit sweden

The match threads will be polar opposites.

England v USA will the the shitflinging derby

Sweden v Netherlands will be the blonde qt appreciation society

>wearing a thong
L e w d.

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YAASS lad we got him. we signed Ngubu

>Kicker: Grujic to stay at Hertha BSC on a season-long loan

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haha

thread idea: /trans/ but on r9k tracking the movement of neets between jobs.

>tracking the movement of neets between jobs.
>neets
>jobs
I dunno if you know what NEET means, laddo.

>So...Mbappe just announced that he's not renewing his contract.

LADS

HALAL CONFIRMED

>mbrappe

Rashford renewal is imminent.
250k a week.

welcome to liverpool lad

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CUT MY CLUB INTO PIECES

>>Ex-England skipper Wayne Rooney is hoping for a job in management, and has consulted Pep Guardiola's former number two and current New York City chief Domenec Torrent to prepare him for a potential future role. (Sun)

Jeez, could you imagine playing for him? It would be like having a less talented version of Ole but without English.

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WELCOME TO ASTON VILLA, KIERUN MBAPPER

PRIDE OF MIDUL

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SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS LADS

too unbelievable

I'm wearing a thing right now

Why are arsenal selling Obama to United?

More importantly : why are they selling Torreira?

Most importantly, why are retarded newfags not shunned from /trans/ for not understanding newspapers and rumours?

seething

AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS
CRASHES INTO US

Who's going to sign Madrid's one goal wonder Hames?

Young at RW, Wank Pisscaca RB, Martial and Shaw down the left, Rashy as ST

Aubam won't happen imo, but Torreira looks legit.

So when is Ashley Young getting sold to Burnley?

EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY
luv mozza

Bit too black for Burnley innit

young doesn't even come close to displacing matty lowton

dyche already has aaron lennon he doesn't need another chocolate boy

The transfer jewess predicts that next years top 4 will be City, Liverpool, Spurs and Wolves

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It could work but Manchester don't have a manager as good as klop

Dubs confirm he's going to Boro

This but spurs top

I need a second Jewess opinion

Brap poster deserve death

Kino times to have a shower rn. Might just have one tb h

I dunno mate, same shit happened when he moved from Fray Bentos to Italy, first thing that happened was 'Torreria is unsettled and is eyeing move back to X' because he refuses to learn the new language and he refuses to intigrate. Get rid of him if he's this weak minded imo.

imagine thinking that

Tripfags are mentally retarded. Even if they did, who cares, Auba or not, Arse will struggle for Top 10 this season.

>tfw no Love Island tonight

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Yes there is

Anonymous source in germany confirms that a shower right now is indeed the perfect timing.

Unseen bits doesn't count

>Be Bongland
>Need to be one of the three best EU teams to qualify for GB 2020
>England manage this
>All of GB qualify
>England has four possible teams who could do it
L m a o

Why do Arsenal unironically want this guy, let alone pay upwards of £20m for him? He will flop so hard

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>mfw that pic
Peeling a little bit fucking kills

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They don't. Which is why they've not offered £20m and stuck to the £15m valuation. Honestly if they were serious, offer £15m + Jenkinson. Done. That's nearer £20m. Furthermore, they already have two LB's and Mustafi was playing wing back for a bit as well. I dunno, lad. Arsenal won't sign anybody m80.

>james tavernier, newcastle reject and all round english footballing flop, is the star of the SPFLel
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT

>Liverpool midfielder Marko Grujic is on his way back to the Bundesliga according to ESPN, with Hertha Berlin interested in bringing him back to the German capital for the second season in a row on another loan. They also face competition from Werder Bremen and Eintracht Frankfurt according to the outlet.

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Timothy Weah signed for Lille

Pen merchant

I genuinely completely forgot about that.

Also that’s only stats for wingbacks

That explains a lot, thanks.

Well, for one, Tierney is 22 years old. Tavernier is 27. People who are going 'lol he's shit' will have said the same thing over VvD who left for £13m.

Tierney wont have a Koeman type figure at Arsenal to develop him further, nor will he have a Klopp type manager to make him imperious

@epl
pls buy weigl

Literally who?

E-Emery will make him elite la

Who is going to be the next Newcastle manager?

Pic unrelated

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>[autistically rotates him for no reason and make tactics that even the mentally cucked players go 'what the fuck?]
Based. I laughed at WOB's. If Wonga wasn't ill, he would have continued. I know /Arse General/ is full of tripfags and ex-tripfags who all support other teams, but even memeing that Wenger was the cancer and not the board is a bit of a joke. Arsenal won't buy anybody anyway.

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No takeover - Cook

Takeover - Wenger

Rooney or Arteta.

>If Wonga wasn't ill, he would have continued.
wait what

>Cook
You mean Paul Cook, the Wigan manager?

So Cook then

That one that was sacked recently

Wenger said he won't be going back to managerial work due to health. He says in the next two years.

Big Sam?

Wenger pulled out because of ill health, he did an interview awhile back about it. He also said few days ago he won't be going back to managing for another couple of years due to it.

I have literally no idea who you mean.

I meant Gary Monk

how did you get cook from monk ffs

HOLY SHIT THE COPA AMERICA IS DREADFUL

>sun goes down
>it gets hotter

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>Still no signs of Spurs looking for a new right back

>Paul Cook
>Gary Monk

Uwotm8

Newcastle are fucked unless they get taken over ASAP

What did Southampton do with the VVD money?

Been unironically watching the women's instead tbqh

Based

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Four letters, end in a k, I'm drunk as fuck because I'm dehydrated from the heat

Owner pocketed it. If their fans weren't entirely casual middle class tories they would have been up in arms and protesting the owner out

The Gold Cup has been better by far too

>nobody with more than 2 goals
>up to the semis

Suddenly thirsty for some Lucozade

Klopp wouldn’t be able to do shit with this squad. No meme pressing midfielders whatsoever.

Klopp wouldn't have wasted hundreds of millions on shitty mercs who don't even try that's why

>Klopp wouldn't have wasted hundreds of millions
Stopped reading there.

>3 afcon games today
>0-0
wew

For real? Damn.

Football is dead psg killed it

>wasted
*tips world class players in every position*

You know, there's only been one of those in 12 days of Gold Cup! Please watch our continental competition

I bought ten double cheese burgers earlier fella only ate 4

Newcastle fan for 25 years here.

Anyone have a team for me to support until Mike Ashley leaves the club? Might be a long term thing

Good luck against Haiti tonight. Will be staying up and expect some fackin goals

Sunderland

>local non-league
>some random european team
>Grimsby

Announcement on Monday

I'm starting to get a little hyped

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Sunderland

Canada's current generation is all wingers and strikers, no backline, and Milan Borjan. I'd be shocked if it was a 1-0 or 0-0 semen slurper

Couldnt solve Derby
Can he solve Transfer bans?

The man has a 150+ IQ if anyone can solve the ban and Chelsea's youth progression it's him

Gateshead could really use your support, they're in a bad way.

Suarez to United?

Which Suarez?
Which United?

You need to be more specific, Mr French

Luis to West Ham

Does Liverpool have a single world class player besides the Dutch Chris Smalling?

>“I’d prefer to stay here for many more years. I know it doesn’t always turn out that way. But if I had to return to the Premier League, I would only go to Liverpool. I wouldn’t go to another team. It wouldn’t be a move for money.

>“I’d also love to play again for Ajax as they allowed me to develop as a player in Europe.”

What's your definition of a world class player?

Have six.

I would take him.

Top 20 in their position.

>Top 20 in their position.
Alisson, VVD, TAA, Salah, Mane are world class.
You could make a case for Robertson and Firmino too

>You could make a case for Robertson
Robertson is absolutely a top 20 LB currently.

>Top 20 in their position.

Wew lads. That’s basically every player in the world

Probably Dalot RW tho. Who looks not so bad there

Firmino is really good at the specific thing Klopp wants him to do, don't think he would be so hot outside of Liverpool.

Unseen bits is class la. Tonight’s was good.

Hes a massive klopp babby, somewhere like real or PSG hed be shit because he doesn't score enough

All you lads complaining about it being hot just get one of these Dyson cool airblade fan things. I’m currently a great temperature and it was 33 degrees here all day

>John Percy: Leeds will complete the signing of Wolves winger Hélder Costa next week. Costa is signing on loan for the season and said his goodbyes (for the year, anyway) at Compton on Friday

I want to be cool, not dry my hands m8

Barcelona are apparently looking at RiRo as backup for Alba.

Imo he would be great at Barcelona. Same for Juventus.

>he would be great at teams that walk their leagues every year

Yikes, he's beyond shit

Barca maybe, but juve I doubt would have enough goals in Europe with him up top

Always plays well for the NT. I'd say he's their third best player behind Sommer and Shaqiri. People just make the mistake of assuming he's an attacking fullback, because he can shoot freekicks and penalties

I've watched him a lot for Milan, he's really bad there. Even with someone like Romagnoli next to him

He is one of Liverpool's top European goalscorers I think.

I remember he was being talked about as the best LB in Europe a few years back, crazy how much hes dropped

Same thing happened to him as it did to Calhanoglu. They were great in the Bundesliga, then they moved to Milan and they went down the same path as Milan did (to shit)

With Rodriguez it more had to do with his mum dying

Is Junior Toilet still playing?

Yep: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_CONCACAF_Gold_Cup_squads

>Bryan Oviedo is still in the Costa Rica squad despite playing for a third-tier European club

>you now remember Keisuke Honda flopping at Milan

It is Costa Rica mate.

England couldn't beat them last Time

Modern Milan was a horrific mistake.

England B

Yes, but he's getting slowly phased out
That's nothing, Joel Campbell is a regular starter for Costa Rica

Bryan Oviedo was going to be the next Baines until he broke his leg twice in a row. He's had a rough career.

Both clubs have been JUST since 2010.

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