USWNT vs. a randomly selected Yea Forums eleven

>USWNT vs. a randomly selected Yea Forums eleven

Who would win?

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randomly selected Yea Forums eleven

Probably the women's team in this case. Odds are from a randomly selected team you'll get at least a few members who are out of shape.

Now if it's a specifically selected XI the women probably wouldn't stand a chance

If you only randomly select from those who can run 100m in under 15 seconds, the randomly team for sure.
not even meming

>harass girls sexually on the pitch
>get sent off
>happens 6 times within the first ten minutes
>match has to be suspended

this
best of Yea Forums would wreck any woman team in the world

This. Handpicked Yea Forums team would win by about 10 goals.

There's a few Yea Forums posters who have played at a professional level, pretty sure someone used to be a regular for a League 2 club and someone else played in Norway. Yea Forums's best 11 would be pretty fucking strong, to the point it could beat a good number of men's national teams too.

Going by the apparent demographics of this board, we'd immediately be at a disadvantage because there would be at least two or three Americans/Canadians/Aussies that refuse to play out of hatred of the sport. However, I think an American could be convinced to play due to his hatred of this dyke team.

We'd get at least 1 Favelinho who grew up playing futsal and at least 1 Brexitball player who can put a tackle in. And I'm assuming at least 3 anons will be terribly out of shape, so we'd have to be tactically sharp.

Assuming we'd be down two men from kickoff, we'd have to play 3-4-1 counter attacking football. Any user with actual goalkeeping experience would be first choice keeper followed by whoever is tallest. Autists like would be stuck on the wing and told to play high and wide and not track back to minimize the amount of time they spend near the women. So here's what I'm thinking

Actual GK experience
Tall user - Actual CB experience - Brexitball
Autist - Favelinho - Actual CM experience - French ngubu
Big man

Matt Palmer who plays for Rotherham has posted here.

i guess you mean we get everyone on a field and looks who's actually talented etc.
that's not random
but i guess a Yea Forums all star team has a good chance of beating them

And if we had a month to get in shape and practice tactics, we could unironically beat the women team by five goals.

>goalkeeper
lmao you wouldn't need one anyway, just use a field keeper and have him run back when she's about to "shoot"

based Twain, romania bro, serbian football expert (me), that mancity fan from netherlands wiouldve beat them alone

this is the only team itt that would bottle it

Men would lead for like 10 minutes. USWNT for the other 80.

test

Would be very interesting!

US Womens team would win by like 20+ goals.
Don't kid yourself that every user of this board is some prime A+ athlete. Much less soccer players.

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Completely random without preperation: USWNT

Completely random with preperation: Well I still think Yea Forums might lose that. I'm sure there are a lot of people on here who can't play at all. Americans surely?

if the randomly XI can be made out of europeans then Yea Forums wins and sets back women's soccer an eon.

i'm rooting for joe cole in goal

>randomly selected
Probably not
>you can pick and choose
Most definitely, pros have posted here

I play professional futsal here in leb. Keep in mind I also have an actual job cuz futsal pays literally shit. Id consider myself half decent. Atleast fit tho. So count me in gentlemen

>and at least 1 Brexitball player who can put a tackle in
I'm your man
played RB for the school team, snapping and crossing were the only things I was good at

doubt it. I can do that but I'll be out of breath for the next 30 minutes

Pretty sure it was rumoured that Jack Colback even posted here at some point, though it was never confirmed. There's also a German guy, who said he was in Stuttgart's youth IIRC

The only position that might be difficult in a picked XI would be goalkeeper

just park the bus

Yea Forums eleven easily, not even meme'ing, I think fat lards are maybe 10-20% of Yea Forums maybe? Even then the fat lards and skinny fags would have better hand/foot eye co-ordination than women and the 2 semi-fat seething virgins would Ronaldo/Messi the shit our of the dykes. Women are useless (yes I have sex)

lmao got warned by faggot janny's for talking shit about the USWNT, eat a dick.

incorrect and you've never had sex

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>defending shit tier lezzo's on the internet
grim

>to the point it could beat a good number of men's national teams too.

maybe some southeast asian or central american shitholes, if we're being generous

OP asked for a random sampling not our best team. Our best picks would obliterate women, our retard 11 would win. The amount of edgy zoomers posting here makes me believe if they tried, they would crush.

whatever you say my weeb shit friend

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just hoof it to big lad and spamming blooter