AFGHANISTAN 83/3 17ov
v PAKISTAN
Headingley, Leeds
>Sun 29 June
00:30 NZST
NEW ZEALAND v AUSTRALIA
Lord's, London
AFGHANISTAN 83/3 17ov
v PAKISTAN
Headingley, Leeds
>Sun 29 June
00:30 NZST
NEW ZEALAND v AUSTRALIA
Lord's, London
WALLOP
shit op
Pavement
Edwina
who are they
>England
are these pornstars
mercedes and crystal
based freshie
for me, Edwina
freshie
cmon afghanistan!
based freshie
They're typical Auckland high school girls
they are freshcunt filters.
why do new Zealanders try so hard to act like australians?
based uggos
Why do Pakistanis act like indians
just enjoy the game m8. no need to get angry at us.
indians always tell us we try to act like arabs
We are their big brothers.
reminder that Finland is now official /cric/ territory
pls no
How do you know Aussies don't act like us
guarantee you are both 2015 world cup freshcunts.
*gives new zealand some head pats*
business idea: /cric/mode Risk
a game of risk starting with control of all cricketing nations and your opponent controlling the rest of the map
yep the shit pakistan has turned up today
Based Kundan
:3
mate you sound like a complete loser, get a grip
howling at that one faggot kiwi pretending to be an oldfag when he started posting here in 2015 lmao
oh no no no
who won the toss?
The head on my neck or my penis?
Are paki girls better looking than Indian ones?
Who taught these afghanis how to bat. What the fuck.
they seem paler
Address me directly you coward
faggot
Depends on your taste desu.
think he was talking about me m8
Is the Dutch Afghan stowaway missing in action?
What's this crap with women in the OP picture lately?
This is /cric/ mates.... And do you know why >It's more than just cricket? Eh?
Well neither do I technically, but I always assumed it was >implied gay sex with dashing upper class men/fuccbois... And that means that these ladies in the OP pictures lately aren't getting the job done!
So now that i've gone and accepted my longtime latent gayness thanks to the powers of /cric/ket, I find these OPs offensive and intentionally exclusive (as opposed to inclusive) because all I wanna do is catch some spin from the balls of broad bellends named jimmy "would" anderson and find out why it's said that they have some all-star cock.
I came for the cricket and I stayed for the more! The least you can do is give me some OP picture with those strapping lads proudly displaying their bats and nothing else! Or at least a sweaty grunting Warns cuz if its good enough for Liz Hurley it's good enough for me, dammit!
Thank you and god bless.
Btw, when does that Australia/England series start? Plz tell me there's something better to watch than the world cup.... It just ain't the same without Indian Bruce Campbell at the helm =[
Cricket m8, cricket always wins.
not a syllable of this drivel
pakistan wont chase 270
when does afghanistan get to bat
paki terrorists will lose
I'd like to punch you hard in the face.
imagine bragging about NOT being a 2015 blow in.
I was late 2014 but I tell everyone 2015
2019 world cup blow in ama
Oh...Elden ring...
imagine creating this pathetic narrative because you were complete exposed as a seething freshcunt.
I think was a year before 2015 world cup
Rooting for based Afghans.
you're supposed to be taking pot shots at me, not shitspouter you fucking spastic
doesn't matter if you're 8 years or 8 days ago mate. only fucking autistic manchildren think it makes them better in any way.
I am enjoying this cricket match, very comfy, although a tad dull.
afghanistan need 150 runs to win from 25.2 overs
t. pathetic cunt backtracking after trying to gatekeep these threads
Just started posting here 2 days ago and already have the old cunts in a seethe lads AMA
Thoughts on the thread?
also it is kinda pathetic to brag about being on this shithole for long kek
Same lad, and it makes pozzfailians SEETHE
at least wait till the game starts before you get upset mate.
already qualified for the semis dumbcunt this match doesnt matter
OH NONONONONNONOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
Playing today for my local club. Last digit of this post will be my score I reckon.
*shaDABS*
GONE
OUT
BACK TO YOUR WARZONE CUNT
FUCK
FUCK OFF CUNTTTT
SHADABBED ON
Good luck.
Virgin Newfreak
there's only one "person" here who goes on about it and he"s a cricket cazz anyway. completely irrelevant.
so why are you upset
for me, its a loving environment to enjoy cricket free of fighting
Based
Fuck off Pakistan, come on warzone boys
everyone was a blow in except danny and OG memespouter
kiwis are such bad posters
for me, it's finding out why Josh and Zach are so upset so we can help them
Hopefully we bat first so I can watch the openers be out in the first over and I can go to bed and cry myself to sleep
Haloooooo
tipping a big muscular aussie victory
kek brainlet pooview
west indies have looked a good team this whole world cup and they were good coming into it as well. its true that only cazzies like yourself dont rate them.
gave up on getting up.
coffee, bongs and whisky now
>not staying awake to watch Kane carry your 3rd rate team
Brainy review
youtube.com
post kino
I think bogans here found out about cricket from the last world cup
might be a sniff here
>yeah they're great
kek
I can't get the image of this cute thicc boy out of my head.
cazzie exposing himself once again.
That was really close
kek
KEK
They're 9th.
(out of 10)
>boy
Reckon you are supporting Afghanistan haha
Not a fan of Sarfaraz's drivel
coffee
bong
shot
coffee
bong
shot
till 8am wew
It's safe to say porkis and nor-arab muslims in general just suffer from identity crisis
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lol fucking mugs
afghanistan coming apart at the seams here
Look I'm not gay or anything but I just get this feeling sometimes.
what's that shot called
RENT FREE
>shitfaraz loses sight of the ball
>no one yells at him
GOTTEM
BY MOHAMMED'S BEARD
YOU'RE OUT
agreed
And what identity do Bangalis fit in exactly? You lot are literally less than human. Can’t wait for your shithole to be underwater
you're a bit gay and that's just fine
subcontinental Muslims, not non-Arab Muslims
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
CRICKET'S COMING HOME
and Kiwis, not quite the same, but identity insecurity
Yep. Poondia will pay no rent for Kashmir.
BASED East Pakistan
nothing wrong with a bit of post-match bumsex with the lads, lad
I only like boys who can pass for girls with some makeup and a corset.
back lads
is munro opening
t. Got genocided
get us some ANZAC players m8
Butthurt much? I’m not confused about my heritage at all
We shouldn't have killed your intellectuals.
Mind drawing McCullum ?
the lads.
Who the fuck is Alex leapai
think pakistan will lose to bangladesh
How do I look this morning guys?
Tough day from having to pretend to be a Muslim when I'm actually an apostate.
just convert to hinduism
this bowler looks white, am I wrong?
mad how literally every bangladeshi is an atheist apart from rajibul
williamson is such a qt
probably still mog every kiwi faggot in this thread
Isnt this the incellah poster?
Is this why these poor fuckers have such a severe identity crisis?
incellah is from bangladesh
yes here
Shaheen afridi is from the khyber pass area of Pakistan. It's very northern and close to the border with Afghanistan so his skin is a lot fairer than the rest of the team.
Yes that’s his pic.
Yeah that’s him
>rajibul
quick rundown plz
what would bin laden be if he was a cricketer? tipping a tall off-spinner
I got off the motorway at Khyber Pass yesterday
Fucking hell m8, he is making fun of you
Where do you think he is right now? From what he said it sounded like he got arrested again
Ah, I thought perhaps he was an ex-pat who attained citizenship or something.
solid lower middle order batsman a la mohammed yousuf
Intro
love for Allah
Works at ABC Radio FM 89.2
Former Photo Journalist at bdnews24.com
Former Office Assistant at somoynews.tv
Former Entertainer at YouTube
Former Presenter at BBC News
Former Music editor at Jago FM 94.4
Studied at Government Science College
Went to Milestone School and College
Lives in Dhaka, Bangladesh
From Savar
Single
Followed by 320 people
>again
Wasn't the Afghan bro in college or something?
just watch the cricket faggots
It is my college
Someone probably vomited in the sink again. Give him some time.
There's a guy named incellah from Bangladesh who posts here. I was referring him.
Need wicket
t. Incellah
>that hair
hnnnnnghhh
not me, that's a different guy
The Amir No-Show.
legitimately munted. have sex
was meant for
what is she doing with that mane, has to be a wig
>the last boundary was 4 hours ago
yawn
someone redpill me on how its possible to snort a fat line of gear and not smoke a cigarette afterwards, i really don't want to smoke cigarettes anymore
(You)
No
I posted about Shaheen getting exposed earlier and he straight away took 2 wickets.
I posted about no boundaries, and straight away a boundary.
I control this match.
Serious questions Indians/Pakis.
What would your parents be more angry at, you marrying a white girl or you marrying a Paki girl if you're Indian/Indian girl if you're paki?
Just interested because even though you hate each other at least you look the same.
A gentle reminder that England will win the cricket world cup, the rugby world cup and the women's football world cup
The body odour is building in that ground right now. Just think what it'll be like in 5 hours.
Anyone here snorted coke before ? Not what I expected and much different than ganja
>30°C and clear
based, guess the rain haka didn't get through
Shut the fuck up (you) whore
@93815971
thank you for the (you)
ew
No, not a degenerate
Cousin and I are tamil. He’s dating a Muslim paki girl in england and she speaks a little Tamil now so no problem there. Her parents know about him and they haven’t acknowledged her having a boyfriend yet. So it’s good for now.
My girlfriend is of Indian heritage but I had to explain to her the rules of cricket/One Day Internationals on Thursday.
/blogpost
hmm
yeah lots. its great. you'll curse it when you're not it for being phoney but every time you do it it just feels new and you're sorry you ever doubted it
a Malaysian on /int/ told me Muslims hate all arabs except for Muhammad and half the reason they idolize him so much is because he was so great despite everyone in his race being a complete retard
yep, it's my fave
??
sort your life
Yes. It was ok. Don't quite get the appeal. But I can see why people are turning to it more and more.
>much different than ganja
no kidding
did rajibul ever actually say shakib bro
Yes mate, I spent the entire ashes series down under staying up late ripping fat lines while shitpostinf in /cric/
Would not recommend for your mental health, I was in a bad spot
Grow up zachy
No.
>but every time you do it it just feels new and you're sorry you ever doubted it
Yeah that’s what I’m worried about. Thinking of trying it again but I don’t want to become an addict desu almost choked and died when I inhaled it for the powder but ig it was worth it
Anyone who doesn't love coke is a fucking liar.
he didn't but he should have
how do they handle 8 hours of bzzzzzttttt
>snorting coke in boiling hot India where there are 100 people per square metre
Can't imagine a more haunting experience.
You slam any rails with Steph on waiheke?
Where you at?
you could just slip off to the toil-
oh...
Imagine being on a mushroom or acid trip in that environment.
Red pill me on getting high with coke and how different it is from weed. I don’t wanna get arrested for soliciting powder from strangers please
today's schedule
Funnily enough, I've done coke in London, Tokyo and Toronto but not NZ.
>how is coke different from weed
how can you be this much of a brainlet, and I literally never take drugs
>how different it is from weed
Well for one, one is a depressant and the other's a stimulant
I’ve had shrooms before desu. It was like overdosing on benadryl bit overrated
weed is the anti-party
smoke weed after a few beers and you're deaded and in bed
cocaine is the opposite of that. cocaine is the party
jej
the deano menu
conplettlh different drug.
coke is a upper (stimulant)
weed is a downer.
coke pumps up your confidence and lowers inhibition.
weed can cause paranoia and drowsiness.
>get nandos
>ask for extra sauce
>they dont give me extra sauce
i am actually fuming.
@93816073(You)
I’ve only smoked weed. I’ve only heard Coke turns you into an tiger while weed makes you into a cat
Lets put it this way, no one would visit Arabia in the middle of a desert if it wasn't for the sake of Allah, not for the people at least.
>conplettlh
also weed fucks your spelling
Cheers x
at least arabs are becoming more BASED
You got scammed. Most people who buy them aren't getting real psilocybin mushrooms. Just some dried edible mushrooms with chemicals sprayed on.
Im bored. Say something nice about
>her
lol what Arabs had trade routes with Madrasi rulers even before the advent of Islam. Many accounts of those kingdoms are written by Arab merchants
>Yemen
My money
She is 1/8ths Indian and 0/8ths Paki
that's the effect of war
For some reason more dire conditions = higher religiosity.
Which is why the wealthy west are losing its religion.
Weird isn't it?
The people with shit to be more grateful for are the least likely to worship God, and the people who don't have shit adore him.
Humans are strange creatures.
It's just God's way of distilling the Muslims and bifurcating the believers and the hypocrites.
feels good not being a drug abusing crumb
Unironically have a 2nd cousin in Pakistan. She married an Indian and lives in India now.
Yeah I don't abuse them either I just use them
white or paki?
I used to know this girl named Jess who was half Irish and half Paki and she was beautiful.
We need to export more Irish bulls to Karachi.
things that never happened for 200 alex
>the Bihari “SEETHING PORKI MADRASI POONJABI MUSLIM ABDUL TAMIL NIGGER” autist isn’t here today
feelsgoodman
can brown people get a tan?
this, but more about being over that phase in life. Fuck the absolute scum of society you have to deal with in order to get your jollies. I guess now with TOR stuff you don't have to go there
so true
I took about 18 Nurofen Plus' yesterday to get a slight buzz. Now my gut feels like shit.
>implying people don’t have relatives on the other side of the border
Indian
It’s pretty common for the desi community to marry one another in Englel lad. Even I thought my cousin was lying until I saw his girlfriend post tamil songs on her instagram.
Ironic, his gujju ex wanted him to speak hinTHi or English around her
A boundary..... finally.
shouldn't you be dead?
People who trade were in small numbers.
But the people going to pilgrimage from every corner of the world in the middle of the desert is unparalleled. They don't visit there for tourism or food or the people but only for the sake of God.
Based
Probably your kidneys you need to be worried about
built up a tolerance, m8
What did he mean by this
if pak lose they're out of the WC right? should've been watching..
Unironically watch sub-continent matches on mute, can't wait for the comfy aus-nz crowd
what possesses some faggot to bring one of these fucking horns to a cricket game and just honk them endlessly?
Yes, and they can get sunburned, especially if they are lighter.
>getting chicken pox
>2019
m8
That stuff does rot your guts
>People who trade were in small numbers
Are you kidding? Arab traders were significant in number during their golden age. Science and literature flourished. I understand you’re Muslim but you don’t have to undermine their achievements just because you’re a follower of the prophet.
>inb4 some paki calls me RSS
I’m Jain. We hate the sanghi monkeys.
grim
I'll detox
cool, the more you know
>englel
I have to admit I am really enjoying watching this world cup and getting to know the game a bit better, I will most definitely try actually playing later on the year.
makes sense though. if you're struggling, you seek for external help. you NEED someone to save you. if things are good, why would you need g*d?
This is adorable. Based hosts are based
mathematically?
no
but in reality?
still no
Let's look at their two rivals (Bangladesh and England)
Bangladesh's last two games:
>India (L)
>Pakistan
England's last two games:
>India (L)
>New Zealand (L)
After today's games (under your mental assumption that Pakis lose):
ENG: 8
------------
BAN: 7
PAK: 7
England SHOULD finish with 8 points, Bangladesh and Pakistan will both be on 7 with one game left and it's winner takes all for Bangladesh vs Pakistan.
Should be epic.
Thank god I can switch away from that garbage brown people game
>munro out
thank fuck
SUNS OUT
GUNS OUT
theyre just trying to avoid being blown up
Why would I undermine Muslim achievements?
Not sure why you are bringing up Arab traders visiting India anyway. The conversation was about foreigners visiting Arabia. And comparing traders visiting there to the number of pilgrims who go there is laughable.
>Nicholls and Sodhi in
>Munro and Henry out
This team is now unbeatable
gonna send every kiwi nonce ITT's nan spinning to the grave
OYE HOYE
What happened to SKY's feed of Afghanistan/Pakistan? they just switched both channels to NZ/Aus
fuck these street shitters and their political crap.
elite grig teams coming through
no more beeping thank fuck
brown people dont matter
Good.
back to the warzone lad
works on my machine
>Trent shilling Tauranga on international tv
BASED
>pokemon hat
based, didnt know zoomers liked pokemon, thought it was strictly a 30 year old boomer thing at this point.
/KayoSplitView/
>middle class uni girl outside my house who I can hear cause all my windows are open due to heat
>her friends are calling her Arya which is weird because she's at least 21 so she almost definitely changed her name after dragon show came out
>for the past 20 minutes she's been talking about Liam, Harry, Tony, Edward, Patrick and Tom to her friends
want to shoot this bitch
aw yeah finally
Gone. Fuck off.
we will beat india and NZ tho mate
based but also
>crashes browser twice as fast
kayo would be so good if they just sorted this shit out ;_;
WICKET
WICKET IN THE CRICKET
AWOOOOO
aus/cric/ what team do you care most about beating generally
Hey ausbros, I wuv u :)
press red button mate
>Lyon in for Zampa
fucking based
I use Safari, it never crashes :D
wheres the team list lads
Holy crap did somebody screencap the thot squad?
i thought muslims were supposed to stop that kind of degeneracy
I don't think they will win, but I think the Afghan bowlers will make this close if the batsmen can get another 50+ runs
ive tried with firefox and chrome and it seems to have a memory leak on both. i'll try a few others in that case though.
can based Afghans reach 250?
bitch on the right would get it in'shallah
Hnnnnnnng
middle one would get it
Absolutely haram
A tall man near her could literally see her nipples
What is WRONG with her
and she KNOWS it
How often do you refresh the page?
a lot of these women look like men. is it just me?
usually every hour or so after it start using like 14 gigs of ram and my other tab with the thread gets laggy.
You now remember Chris Lynn
Yes. Have sex incel
there's a 4th one
haloooo number 4
cousins don't count, Abdullah
>14 gigs of ram
Fuck me that's grim
Are they Punjabi? I can just hear the abe yaaaar echo in my head
ODI is my favourite form of cricket
Fuck tests, and fuck Twenty20
lads you might be looking at same hijra in the crowds lol
I think she's berating the beta one (cap) for taking a selfie without her in it
thinking there'll be crowd casualties today, lads.
best of the 4
From left to right:
2 > 4 > 1 > 3
nah it's a cross generational thing, millennials and gen x ers will play the older pokemon games on phone emulators as well as the newer games, while zoomers will just play the new games tbqh
>33c
>hot
LMAO that's barely warm enough to take your jacket off in based GOAT Australia. Typical whinging poms.
This year's World Cup music is comfy. Love the instrumental version.
controversial post.
His dad bought it for him.
All those old dudes in blazers and ties are going die
gonna be a good one, I can feel it
Why are all South Asians skinny fat with non existent jawlines?
Based
>Australians boast about how much they can handle heat compared to Englanders
>Literally #1 on Earth for Skin cancer rates
oh yeah you're totes mcgoats alphas mr badass
just let us win bros
>Wahab ek rokne aage aa
Shan't be watching the brown game
Shall be watching the white ANGLO game
why? It's best best compromise
>From left to right:
>2 > 4 > 1 > 3
t.
Who that nigga on the left
thinking the same lad
its usually always close
Alright, switching over to the Aussies
they did that in the last group stage and then dabbed on you in the final
you're probably better off playing shit so they underestimate you in the knockout stage
>cuckstamp vs cuckstamp with red stars
lmaooooooo
>poo peeland
>Usman not kneeling
Problematic
Jealous poopjeets are the most hilarious
*kneels*
Reckon we should just refuse to play against the cheaters. I won't be paying mind to the result of this match
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison
go put your cock in her mouth
Going to make it 6 WC's
we can't all watch aus/nz
who's going to watch the pakis to tell us what happens?
>cumgod's gyno
Ah yes New Zealand's brave Sodhi
>subjecting us to this shitskin nonsense language
Just get to the real stuff
youre compromising the stuff that makes test cricket good and t20 watchable while not actually bringing anything new to the table.
what language is this
Where is Matt Henry shill now?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUNRO IS GONE
youtube.com
They are. There's at least one in this thread who'll keep us up to date.
Me desu
New Zealand's national anthem in English is GOAT. Miss me with that maori nonsense, though.
I will mate.
Not meant to be a reply
fake joshy.
Latham should've gone too
Racist
This. Their english anthem is streets ahead of ours but its ruined by that first verse
>you're rooting for australia, right user?
Warner is ridiculously short.
Lets just agree to disagree and enjoy today's cricket, friend
Predicting a Warner century
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Watching both games haha
RIP thread
not liking the nsfw images
Faggot
has he weighed in on the game tonight lads?
fuck up josh you faggot
The fuck? All I did was ask if she’s Punjabi.
GONE
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
>swing
Boss on the line as we speak
feel like shit just want them back
Of course some Aussie decides to shit up the place.
'no'
miss the captain's cube lads
Looks like my cock to be honest lads.
I, for one, am shocked
>pozz gaynolds
Pakistanis are just as insecure as the rest of the northies.
its fake joshy, original joshy has been doing this for years and this fake one is trying to imitate him. just report and ignore lad
>some Aussie
based freshie
Warner SHOOK
oof
>0 (6)
holy shit can we please FUCK warner out of this side?
>rooting
fuck off seppo, thought they interned all the japs
Post asian trannies please
nice logic, freshie.
RR 0.0
gottem on the ropes lads
proxy off richo
Some runs would be nice
Reckon their mum just took them to watch whatever match was on. What's the problem champ? You were watching the same match.
>the big guy
>not particularly big
what did he mean by this?
>cucktill
KEK
ABSOLUTE SITTER
jut got a sick new tat, what do you think Yea Forumsros?
>it's Josh
I feel sick
Honestly? Based
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Any chance of a run, lads?
nice catch guppy you homo
>0-0 (2)
welp gg
FUARK SO CLOSE
D R O P P E D
>2 maidens in a row
>dropped catch
we're fucked
looking good
thoughts on mine?
is this going to be the best match of the tourney so far?
Come on lads we don't have all day
>clarke commentary
thinking i shant be up for long
>opening with de big house
State of poopee bowling
feel like Australia might need a run soon
Reckon we're tanking, don't want to face the indians in the semi so we're ensuring we finish either 2nd or 3rd
he bowled a maiden and nearly took a wicket.
>CRR: 0.46
OVER
looks like the shit pakistan has turned up today
all signs point towards the quintessential paki batting collaspe
>implying you wouldnt
looking mint as fuck
bit early for damage control 2bh
who cares
>1(7)
based new warner lads
post webms please
Shaheen bowled Naji
silence
keep us updated pakibro
...
GONE FUCK OFFF
(Paki match)
What a brainlet post. Why would >we fucking tank if the only circurmstance we would face India would be in 4th place, which we would get if we tanked?
BASED Jayawardene
PLEASE
What the fuck are the jannies doing
>poo peeland
Why don't they make their grounds actual fucking ovals?
looking for shape lads
>pozz gaynolds
reminder to all the Kayo people that it's being stream >for free on 9now
kayo is better quality and has no ads.
Ovals are for poofs who make grounds the same shape as anuses
echo mics
I'm using Kayo FOR FREE
Why is the game starting so late? Shan't be watching this.
>that belong ad
would love to see new zealand win the cricket world cup and australia win the rugby world cup
already used up my 2-week trial for Roland Garros
It's Saturday you left wing leaning parasite
de grandhomme looks like the aussie shitposter meme
>shitch
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF FAT CUNT LOSE SOME WEIGHT
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH GONE FUCK OFF
GOTTEM
Work just called. Looks like I'm missing the match.
OH NO NO NO NO
fatty fat fat fuck off
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OUT
fuck that was a ripper
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the clapping room looks like a fairly shit place to watch cricket from, ill be honest
that'd be neat actually
and England fail completely in both.
>That belong ad
I've finally found something more grim than Wahab Riaz's hairline.
holy fuck, what the fuck is that Belong advert
that dude in the top
what the fuck guys am I too old for this generation already? I'm in my fucking 20s
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
WE MAY HAVE A CHANCE BOYS
Good. Fuck off.
reckon usman cuckwaja will score fuck all runs lads
tipping a 2 (20) from him
DROPPED THE WORLD CUP
fortunately there's no cricket being played then. (t20/t10)
>cucktill
OH NO NO NO NO
HOW CAN A FIELDER BE THIS SHIT?
Fuck off and die sucktill
>POOPTILL
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fuck off cucktill
CATCH IT YOU CUNT
We should have dropped cucktill instead of munpoo
Why are you guys watching this dead rubber?
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seen it twice now. >tfw /pol/ were right
You fuckers are on thin ice
Gonna be grim viewings this match.
AGAIN
AGAIN
FUCK YOU NZ
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING ARSE FUCK
dunno who to support 2bh lads
Fuck my ass
Rashid out to shaheen
Score 210 for 8 in 46.4
what is the belong add lads? ive never seen it.
>Boult hits top gear v Australia
not particularly pleased lads
>LE TWO TOES MAN
lol who cares
Laura going to fuck santner as punishment for that.
I would've caught that and could get zero runs too, select me
210-8 now for Afghanistan - unlikely to reach more than 225 now
No one cares about paki games
tipped a 218-10 when they were at 190
lads here wanted to be kept updated after the nz aus game started
Keep dropping catches you idiots third game in a row
le winning against oz but losing to them in the semis meme
So for the guys that are considered the worst batters, like 10th and 11th in the running
are they also the best fielders to justify their inclusion in the team?
or are the best batters also the best fielders?
if you dont get khawaja first go hes in for 100
NEW THREAD
how the fuck does boult get that much swing
Starting to feel like guptill is only here on good will and he's burning through it pretty quickly
Shhh the white men are playing now
>not dropping the fuckwit with two golden ducks
What was meant by this?
Reckon Australia should lose this to ensure NZ make it through to the semis.
sandpaper.
Lads
There's 2 balls left, Team A needs 6 runs to win the match.
Can you just throw two INTENTIONAL wides to make them only end up with 2?
What's stopping you from doing that?
they are normally the best bowlers, so they practice bowling all day instead of batting
generally everyone in the team is good at fielding, some better than others but has nothing to do with batting/bowling
This is some fucking shit batting.
wides don't count against the 6 balls for an over
The batsman would be expecting the second one and hit it for six.
WTF SMOTH SPURGING ALL OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>currycel diaspora mutt
link to stream, bros?
LEEEEL