/cric/ket World Cup

AFGHANISTAN 83/3 17ov
v PAKISTAN
Headingley, Leeds

>Sun 29 June
00:30 NZST
NEW ZEALAND v AUSTRALIA
Lord's, London

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WALLOP

shit op

Pavement

Edwina

who are they

>England

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are these pornstars

mercedes and crystal

based freshie
for me, Edwina

freshie

cmon afghanistan!

based freshie

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They're typical Auckland high school girls

they are freshcunt filters.

why do new Zealanders try so hard to act like australians?

based uggos

Why do Pakistanis act like indians

just enjoy the game m8. no need to get angry at us.

indians always tell us we try to act like arabs

We are their big brothers.

reminder that Finland is now official /cric/ territory

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pls no

How do you know Aussies don't act like us

guarantee you are both 2015 world cup freshcunts.

*gives new zealand some head pats*

business idea: /cric/mode Risk
a game of risk starting with control of all cricketing nations and your opponent controlling the rest of the map

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yep the shit pakistan has turned up today

Based Kundan

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:3

mate you sound like a complete loser, get a grip

howling at that one faggot kiwi pretending to be an oldfag when he started posting here in 2015 lmao

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oh no no no

who won the toss?

The head on my neck or my penis?

Are paki girls better looking than Indian ones?

Who taught these afghanis how to bat. What the fuck.

they seem paler

Address me directly you coward

faggot

Depends on your taste desu.

think he was talking about me m8

Is the Dutch Afghan stowaway missing in action?

What's this crap with women in the OP picture lately?
This is /cric/ mates.... And do you know why >It's more than just cricket? Eh?
Well neither do I technically, but I always assumed it was >implied gay sex with dashing upper class men/fuccbois... And that means that these ladies in the OP pictures lately aren't getting the job done!
So now that i've gone and accepted my longtime latent gayness thanks to the powers of /cric/ket, I find these OPs offensive and intentionally exclusive (as opposed to inclusive) because all I wanna do is catch some spin from the balls of broad bellends named jimmy "would" anderson and find out why it's said that they have some all-star cock.
I came for the cricket and I stayed for the more! The least you can do is give me some OP picture with those strapping lads proudly displaying their bats and nothing else! Or at least a sweaty grunting Warns cuz if its good enough for Liz Hurley it's good enough for me, dammit!
Thank you and god bless.
Btw, when does that Australia/England series start? Plz tell me there's something better to watch than the world cup.... It just ain't the same without Indian Bruce Campbell at the helm =[

Cricket m8, cricket always wins.

not a syllable of this drivel

pakistan wont chase 270

when does afghanistan get to bat

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paki terrorists will lose

I'd like to punch you hard in the face.

imagine bragging about NOT being a 2015 blow in.

I was late 2014 but I tell everyone 2015

2019 world cup blow in ama

Oh...Elden ring...

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imagine creating this pathetic narrative because you were complete exposed as a seething freshcunt.

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I think was a year before 2015 world cup

Rooting for based Afghans.

you're supposed to be taking pot shots at me, not shitspouter you fucking spastic

doesn't matter if you're 8 years or 8 days ago mate. only fucking autistic manchildren think it makes them better in any way.

I am enjoying this cricket match, very comfy, although a tad dull.

afghanistan need 150 runs to win from 25.2 overs

t. pathetic cunt backtracking after trying to gatekeep these threads

Just started posting here 2 days ago and already have the old cunts in a seethe lads AMA

Thoughts on the thread?

also it is kinda pathetic to brag about being on this shithole for long kek

Same lad, and it makes pozzfailians SEETHE

at least wait till the game starts before you get upset mate.

already qualified for the semis dumbcunt this match doesnt matter

OH NONONONONNONOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

Playing today for my local club. Last digit of this post will be my score I reckon.

*shaDABS*

GONE
OUT
BACK TO YOUR WARZONE CUNT

FUCK

FUCK OFF CUNTTTT

SHADABBED ON

Good luck.

Virgin Newfreak

there's only one "person" here who goes on about it and he"s a cricket cazz anyway. completely irrelevant.

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so why are you upset

for me, its a loving environment to enjoy cricket free of fighting

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Based

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Fuck off Pakistan, come on warzone boys

everyone was a blow in except danny and OG memespouter

kiwis are such bad posters

for me, it's finding out why Josh and Zach are so upset so we can help them

Hopefully we bat first so I can watch the openers be out in the first over and I can go to bed and cry myself to sleep

Haloooooo

tipping a big muscular aussie victory

kek brainlet pooview

west indies have looked a good team this whole world cup and they were good coming into it as well. its true that only cazzies like yourself dont rate them.

gave up on getting up.
coffee, bongs and whisky now

>not staying awake to watch Kane carry your 3rd rate team

Brainy review

youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4

post kino

I think bogans here found out about cricket from the last world cup

might be a sniff here

>yeah they're great
kek

I can't get the image of this cute thicc boy out of my head.

cazzie exposing himself once again.

That was really close

kek

KEK

They're 9th.
(out of 10)

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>boy
Reckon you are supporting Afghanistan haha

Not a fan of Sarfaraz's drivel

coffee
bong
shot
coffee
bong
shot
till 8am wew

It's safe to say porkis and nor-arab muslims in general just suffer from identity crisis

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lol fucking mugs

afghanistan coming apart at the seams here

Look I'm not gay or anything but I just get this feeling sometimes.

what's that shot called

RENT FREE

>shitfaraz loses sight of the ball
>no one yells at him

GOTTEM
BY MOHAMMED'S BEARD
YOU'RE OUT

agreed

And what identity do Bangalis fit in exactly? You lot are literally less than human. Can’t wait for your shithole to be underwater

you're a bit gay and that's just fine

subcontinental Muslims, not non-Arab Muslims

IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
CRICKET'S COMING HOME

and Kiwis, not quite the same, but identity insecurity

Yep. Poondia will pay no rent for Kashmir.

BASED East Pakistan

nothing wrong with a bit of post-match bumsex with the lads, lad

I only like boys who can pass for girls with some makeup and a corset.

back lads

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is munro opening

t. Got genocided

get us some ANZAC players m8

Butthurt much? I’m not confused about my heritage at all

We shouldn't have killed your intellectuals.

Mind drawing McCullum ?

the lads.

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Who the fuck is Alex leapai

think pakistan will lose to bangladesh

How do I look this morning guys?
Tough day from having to pretend to be a Muslim when I'm actually an apostate.

just convert to hinduism

this bowler looks white, am I wrong?

mad how literally every bangladeshi is an atheist apart from rajibul

williamson is such a qt

probably still mog every kiwi faggot in this thread

Isnt this the incellah poster?

Is this why these poor fuckers have such a severe identity crisis?

incellah is from bangladesh

yes here

Shaheen afridi is from the khyber pass area of Pakistan. It's very northern and close to the border with Afghanistan so his skin is a lot fairer than the rest of the team.

Yes that’s his pic.

Yeah that’s him

>rajibul
quick rundown plz

what would bin laden be if he was a cricketer? tipping a tall off-spinner

I got off the motorway at Khyber Pass yesterday

Fucking hell m8, he is making fun of you

Where do you think he is right now? From what he said it sounded like he got arrested again

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Ah, I thought perhaps he was an ex-pat who attained citizenship or something.

solid lower middle order batsman a la mohammed yousuf

Intro
love for Allah
Works at ABC Radio FM 89.2
Former Photo Journalist at bdnews24.com
Former Office Assistant at somoynews.tv
Former Entertainer at YouTube
Former Presenter at BBC News
Former Music editor at Jago FM 94.4
Studied at Government Science College
Went to Milestone School and College
Lives in Dhaka, Bangladesh
From Savar
Single
Followed by 320 people

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>again
Wasn't the Afghan bro in college or something?

just watch the cricket faggots

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It is my college

Someone probably vomited in the sink again. Give him some time.

There's a guy named incellah from Bangladesh who posts here. I was referring him.

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Need wicket

t. Incellah

>that hair
hnnnnnghhh

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not me, that's a different guy

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The Amir No-Show.

legitimately munted. have sex

was meant for

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what is she doing with that mane, has to be a wig

>the last boundary was 4 hours ago
yawn

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someone redpill me on how its possible to snort a fat line of gear and not smoke a cigarette afterwards, i really don't want to smoke cigarettes anymore

(You)

No

I posted about Shaheen getting exposed earlier and he straight away took 2 wickets.
I posted about no boundaries, and straight away a boundary.
I control this match.

Serious questions Indians/Pakis.

What would your parents be more angry at, you marrying a white girl or you marrying a Paki girl if you're Indian/Indian girl if you're paki?

Just interested because even though you hate each other at least you look the same.

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A gentle reminder that England will win the cricket world cup, the rugby world cup and the women's football world cup

The body odour is building in that ground right now. Just think what it'll be like in 5 hours.

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Anyone here snorted coke before ? Not what I expected and much different than ganja

>30°C and clear
based, guess the rain haka didn't get through

Shut the fuck up (you) whore

@93815971
thank you for the (you)

ew

No, not a degenerate

Cousin and I are tamil. He’s dating a Muslim paki girl in england and she speaks a little Tamil now so no problem there. Her parents know about him and they haven’t acknowledged her having a boyfriend yet. So it’s good for now.

My girlfriend is of Indian heritage but I had to explain to her the rules of cricket/One Day Internationals on Thursday.
/blogpost

hmm

yeah lots. its great. you'll curse it when you're not it for being phoney but every time you do it it just feels new and you're sorry you ever doubted it

a Malaysian on /int/ told me Muslims hate all arabs except for Muhammad and half the reason they idolize him so much is because he was so great despite everyone in his race being a complete retard

yep, it's my fave

??

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sort your life

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Yes. It was ok. Don't quite get the appeal. But I can see why people are turning to it more and more.

>much different than ganja
no kidding

did rajibul ever actually say shakib bro

Yes mate, I spent the entire ashes series down under staying up late ripping fat lines while shitpostinf in /cric/

Would not recommend for your mental health, I was in a bad spot

Grow up zachy

No.

>but every time you do it it just feels new and you're sorry you ever doubted it
Yeah that’s what I’m worried about. Thinking of trying it again but I don’t want to become an addict desu almost choked and died when I inhaled it for the powder but ig it was worth it

Anyone who doesn't love coke is a fucking liar.

he didn't but he should have

how do they handle 8 hours of bzzzzzttttt

>snorting coke in boiling hot India where there are 100 people per square metre

Can't imagine a more haunting experience.

You slam any rails with Steph on waiheke?

Where you at?

you could just slip off to the toil-
oh...

Imagine being on a mushroom or acid trip in that environment.

Red pill me on getting high with coke and how different it is from weed. I don’t wanna get arrested for soliciting powder from strangers please

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today's schedule

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Funnily enough, I've done coke in London, Tokyo and Toronto but not NZ.

>how is coke different from weed
how can you be this much of a brainlet, and I literally never take drugs

>how different it is from weed

Well for one, one is a depressant and the other's a stimulant

I’ve had shrooms before desu. It was like overdosing on benadryl bit overrated

weed is the anti-party
smoke weed after a few beers and you're deaded and in bed
cocaine is the opposite of that. cocaine is the party

jej

the deano menu

conplettlh different drug.
coke is a upper (stimulant)
weed is a downer.
coke pumps up your confidence and lowers inhibition.
weed can cause paranoia and drowsiness.

>get nandos
>ask for extra sauce
>they dont give me extra sauce
i am actually fuming.

@93816073(You)
I’ve only smoked weed. I’ve only heard Coke turns you into an tiger while weed makes you into a cat

Lets put it this way, no one would visit Arabia in the middle of a desert if it wasn't for the sake of Allah, not for the people at least.

>conplettlh
also weed fucks your spelling

Cheers x

at least arabs are becoming more BASED

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You got scammed. Most people who buy them aren't getting real psilocybin mushrooms. Just some dried edible mushrooms with chemicals sprayed on.

Im bored. Say something nice about
>her

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lol what Arabs had trade routes with Madrasi rulers even before the advent of Islam. Many accounts of those kingdoms are written by Arab merchants

>Yemen

My money

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She is 1/8ths Indian and 0/8ths Paki
that's the effect of war
For some reason more dire conditions = higher religiosity.
Which is why the wealthy west are losing its religion.
Weird isn't it?
The people with shit to be more grateful for are the least likely to worship God, and the people who don't have shit adore him.
Humans are strange creatures.

It's just God's way of distilling the Muslims and bifurcating the believers and the hypocrites.

feels good not being a drug abusing crumb

Unironically have a 2nd cousin in Pakistan. She married an Indian and lives in India now.

Yeah I don't abuse them either I just use them

white or paki?
I used to know this girl named Jess who was half Irish and half Paki and she was beautiful.
We need to export more Irish bulls to Karachi.

things that never happened for 200 alex

>the Bihari “SEETHING PORKI MADRASI POONJABI MUSLIM ABDUL TAMIL NIGGER” autist isn’t here today
feelsgoodman

can brown people get a tan?

this, but more about being over that phase in life. Fuck the absolute scum of society you have to deal with in order to get your jollies. I guess now with TOR stuff you don't have to go there

so true

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I took about 18 Nurofen Plus' yesterday to get a slight buzz. Now my gut feels like shit.

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>implying people don’t have relatives on the other side of the border

Indian

It’s pretty common for the desi community to marry one another in Englel lad. Even I thought my cousin was lying until I saw his girlfriend post tamil songs on her instagram.

Ironic, his gujju ex wanted him to speak hinTHi or English around her

A boundary..... finally.

shouldn't you be dead?

People who trade were in small numbers.
But the people going to pilgrimage from every corner of the world in the middle of the desert is unparalleled. They don't visit there for tourism or food or the people but only for the sake of God.

Based

Probably your kidneys you need to be worried about

built up a tolerance, m8

What did he mean by this

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if pak lose they're out of the WC right? should've been watching..

Unironically watch sub-continent matches on mute, can't wait for the comfy aus-nz crowd

what possesses some faggot to bring one of these fucking horns to a cricket game and just honk them endlessly?

Yes, and they can get sunburned, especially if they are lighter.

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>getting chicken pox
>2019

m8

That stuff does rot your guts

>People who trade were in small numbers
Are you kidding? Arab traders were significant in number during their golden age. Science and literature flourished. I understand you’re Muslim but you don’t have to undermine their achievements just because you’re a follower of the prophet.
>inb4 some paki calls me RSS
I’m Jain. We hate the sanghi monkeys.

grim

I'll detox

cool, the more you know

>englel

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I have to admit I am really enjoying watching this world cup and getting to know the game a bit better, I will most definitely try actually playing later on the year.

makes sense though. if you're struggling, you seek for external help. you NEED someone to save you. if things are good, why would you need g*d?

youtu.be/2wdT4zzNinI

This is adorable. Based hosts are based

mathematically?
no
but in reality?
still no

Let's look at their two rivals (Bangladesh and England)

Bangladesh's last two games:
>India (L)
>Pakistan

England's last two games:
>India (L)
>New Zealand (L)

After today's games (under your mental assumption that Pakis lose):

ENG: 8
------------
BAN: 7
PAK: 7

England SHOULD finish with 8 points, Bangladesh and Pakistan will both be on 7 with one game left and it's winner takes all for Bangladesh vs Pakistan.

Should be epic.

Thank god I can switch away from that garbage brown people game

>munro out
thank fuck

SUNS OUT
GUNS OUT

theyre just trying to avoid being blown up

Why would I undermine Muslim achievements?
Not sure why you are bringing up Arab traders visiting India anyway. The conversation was about foreigners visiting Arabia. And comparing traders visiting there to the number of pilgrims who go there is laughable.

>Nicholls and Sodhi in
>Munro and Henry out
This team is now unbeatable

gonna send every kiwi nonce ITT's nan spinning to the grave

OYE HOYE

What happened to SKY's feed of Afghanistan/Pakistan? they just switched both channels to NZ/Aus

fuck these street shitters and their political crap.
elite grig teams coming through

no more beeping thank fuck

brown people dont matter

Good.

back to the warzone lad

works on my machine

>Trent shilling Tauranga on international tv
BASED

>pokemon hat
based, didnt know zoomers liked pokemon, thought it was strictly a 30 year old boomer thing at this point.

/KayoSplitView/

>middle class uni girl outside my house who I can hear cause all my windows are open due to heat
>her friends are calling her Arya which is weird because she's at least 21 so she almost definitely changed her name after dragon show came out
>for the past 20 minutes she's been talking about Liam, Harry, Tony, Edward, Patrick and Tom to her friends

want to shoot this bitch

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aw yeah finally

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Gone. Fuck off.

we will beat india and NZ tho mate

based but also
>crashes browser twice as fast
kayo would be so good if they just sorted this shit out ;_;

WICKET
WICKET IN THE CRICKET

AWOOOOO

aus/cric/ what team do you care most about beating generally

Hey ausbros, I wuv u :)

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press red button mate

>Lyon in for Zampa
fucking based

I use Safari, it never crashes :D

wheres the team list lads

Holy crap did somebody screencap the thot squad?

i thought muslims were supposed to stop that kind of degeneracy

I don't think they will win, but I think the Afghan bowlers will make this close if the batsmen can get another 50+ runs

ive tried with firefox and chrome and it seems to have a memory leak on both. i'll try a few others in that case though.

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can based Afghans reach 250?

bitch on the right would get it in'shallah

Hnnnnnnng

middle one would get it

Absolutely haram

A tall man near her could literally see her nipples
What is WRONG with her

and she KNOWS it

How often do you refresh the page?

a lot of these women look like men. is it just me?

usually every hour or so after it start using like 14 gigs of ram and my other tab with the thread gets laggy.

You now remember Chris Lynn

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Yes. Have sex incel

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there's a 4th one

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haloooo number 4

cousins don't count, Abdullah

>14 gigs of ram
Fuck me that's grim

Are they Punjabi? I can just hear the abe yaaaar echo in my head

ODI is my favourite form of cricket

Fuck tests, and fuck Twenty20

lads you might be looking at same hijra in the crowds lol

I think she's berating the beta one (cap) for taking a selfie without her in it

thinking there'll be crowd casualties today, lads.

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best of the 4

From left to right:

2 > 4 > 1 > 3

nah it's a cross generational thing, millennials and gen x ers will play the older pokemon games on phone emulators as well as the newer games, while zoomers will just play the new games tbqh

>33c
>hot
LMAO that's barely warm enough to take your jacket off in based GOAT Australia. Typical whinging poms.

This year's World Cup music is comfy. Love the instrumental version.

controversial post.

His dad bought it for him.

All those old dudes in blazers and ties are going die

gonna be a good one, I can feel it

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Why are all South Asians skinny fat with non existent jawlines?

Based

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>Australians boast about how much they can handle heat compared to Englanders
>Literally #1 on Earth for Skin cancer rates

oh yeah you're totes mcgoats alphas mr badass

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just let us win bros

>Wahab ek rokne aage aa

Shan't be watching the brown game
Shall be watching the white ANGLO game

why? It's best best compromise

>From left to right:
>2 > 4 > 1 > 3
t.

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Who that nigga on the left

thinking the same lad
its usually always close

Alright, switching over to the Aussies

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they did that in the last group stage and then dabbed on you in the final
you're probably better off playing shit so they underestimate you in the knockout stage

>cuckstamp vs cuckstamp with red stars
lmaooooooo

>poo peeland

>Usman not kneeling
Problematic

Jealous poopjeets are the most hilarious

*kneels*

Reckon we should just refuse to play against the cheaters. I won't be paying mind to the result of this match

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison

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go put your cock in her mouth

Going to make it 6 WC's

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we can't all watch aus/nz
who's going to watch the pakis to tell us what happens?

>cumgod's gyno

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Ah yes New Zealand's brave Sodhi

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>subjecting us to this shitskin nonsense language
Just get to the real stuff

youre compromising the stuff that makes test cricket good and t20 watchable while not actually bringing anything new to the table.

what language is this

Where is Matt Henry shill now?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MUNRO IS GONE
youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY

They are. There's at least one in this thread who'll keep us up to date.

Me desu

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New Zealand's national anthem in English is GOAT. Miss me with that maori nonsense, though.

I will mate.

Not meant to be a reply

fake joshy.

Latham should've gone too

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Racist

This. Their english anthem is streets ahead of ours but its ruined by that first verse

>you're rooting for australia, right user?

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Warner is ridiculously short.

Lets just agree to disagree and enjoy today's cricket, friend

Predicting a Warner century

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BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Watching both games haha

RIP thread

not liking the nsfw images

Faggot

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has he weighed in on the game tonight lads?

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fuck up josh you faggot

The fuck? All I did was ask if she’s Punjabi.

GONE
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

>swing

Boss on the line as we speak

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feel like shit just want them back

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Of course some Aussie decides to shit up the place.

'no'

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miss the captain's cube lads

Looks like my cock to be honest lads.

I, for one, am shocked

>pozz gaynolds

Pakistanis are just as insecure as the rest of the northies.

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its fake joshy, original joshy has been doing this for years and this fake one is trying to imitate him. just report and ignore lad

>some Aussie
based freshie

Warner SHOOK

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oof

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>0 (6)
holy shit can we please FUCK warner out of this side?

>rooting
fuck off seppo, thought they interned all the japs

Post asian trannies please

nice logic, freshie.

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RR 0.0
gottem on the ropes lads

proxy off richo

Some runs would be nice

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Reckon their mum just took them to watch whatever match was on. What's the problem champ? You were watching the same match.

>the big guy
>not particularly big
what did he mean by this?

>cucktill
KEK

ABSOLUTE SITTER

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jut got a sick new tat, what do you think Yea Forumsros?

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>it's Josh
I feel sick

Honestly? Based

>DROPPED

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Any chance of a run, lads?

nice catch guppy you homo

>0-0 (2)
welp gg

FUARK SO CLOSE

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D R O P P E D

>2 maidens in a row
>dropped catch
we're fucked

looking good
thoughts on mine?

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is this going to be the best match of the tourney so far?

Come on lads we don't have all day

>clarke commentary
thinking i shant be up for long

>opening with de big house
State of poopee bowling

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feel like Australia might need a run soon

Reckon we're tanking, don't want to face the indians in the semi so we're ensuring we finish either 2nd or 3rd

he bowled a maiden and nearly took a wicket.

>CRR: 0.46

OVER

looks like the shit pakistan has turned up today
all signs point towards the quintessential paki batting collaspe

>implying you wouldnt

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looking mint as fuck

bit early for damage control 2bh

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who cares

>1(7)
based new warner lads

post webms please

Shaheen bowled Naji

silence
keep us updated pakibro

...

GONE FUCK OFFF


(Paki match)

What a brainlet post. Why would >we fucking tank if the only circurmstance we would face India would be in 4th place, which we would get if we tanked?

BASED Jayawardene

PLEASE

What the fuck are the jannies doing

>poo peeland

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Why don't they make their grounds actual fucking ovals?

looking for shape lads

>pozz gaynolds

reminder to all the Kayo people that it's being stream >for free on 9now

kayo is better quality and has no ads.

Ovals are for poofs who make grounds the same shape as anuses

echo mics

I'm using Kayo FOR FREE

Why is the game starting so late? Shan't be watching this.

>that belong ad

would love to see new zealand win the cricket world cup and australia win the rugby world cup

already used up my 2-week trial for Roland Garros

It's Saturday you left wing leaning parasite

de grandhomme looks like the aussie shitposter meme

>shitch

GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF FAT CUNT LOSE SOME WEIGHT

>FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH GONE FUCK OFF

GOTTEM

Work just called. Looks like I'm missing the match.

OH NO NO NO NO

fatty fat fat fuck off

GOTTEM

GET THE FUCK OUT

fuck that was a ripper

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

the clapping room looks like a fairly shit place to watch cricket from, ill be honest

that'd be neat actually
and England fail completely in both.

>That belong ad

I've finally found something more grim than Wahab Riaz's hairline.

holy fuck, what the fuck is that Belong advert
that dude in the top
what the fuck guys am I too old for this generation already? I'm in my fucking 20s

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

WE MAY HAVE A CHANCE BOYS

Good. Fuck off.

reckon usman cuckwaja will score fuck all runs lads

tipping a 2 (20) from him

DROPPED THE WORLD CUP

fortunately there's no cricket being played then. (t20/t10)

>cucktill
OH NO NO NO NO

HOW CAN A FIELDER BE THIS SHIT?

Fuck off and die sucktill

>POOPTILL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck off cucktill

CATCH IT YOU CUNT

We should have dropped cucktill instead of munpoo

Why are you guys watching this dead rubber?

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seen it twice now. >tfw /pol/ were right

You fuckers are on thin ice

Gonna be grim viewings this match.

AGAIN

AGAIN

FUCK YOU NZ

WHAT THE FUCK

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FUCKING ARSE FUCK

dunno who to support 2bh lads

Fuck my ass

Rashid out to shaheen

Score 210 for 8 in 46.4

what is the belong add lads? ive never seen it.

>Boult hits top gear v Australia
not particularly pleased lads

>LE TWO TOES MAN

lol who cares

Laura going to fuck santner as punishment for that.

I would've caught that and could get zero runs too, select me

210-8 now for Afghanistan - unlikely to reach more than 225 now

No one cares about paki games

tipped a 218-10 when they were at 190

lads here wanted to be kept updated after the nz aus game started

Keep dropping catches you idiots third game in a row

le winning against oz but losing to them in the semis meme

So for the guys that are considered the worst batters, like 10th and 11th in the running
are they also the best fielders to justify their inclusion in the team?

or are the best batters also the best fielders?

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if you dont get khawaja first go hes in for 100

NEW THREAD

how the fuck does boult get that much swing

Starting to feel like guptill is only here on good will and he's burning through it pretty quickly

Shhh the white men are playing now

>not dropping the fuckwit with two golden ducks
What was meant by this?

Reckon Australia should lose this to ensure NZ make it through to the semis.

sandpaper.

Lads
There's 2 balls left, Team A needs 6 runs to win the match.

Can you just throw two INTENTIONAL wides to make them only end up with 2?
What's stopping you from doing that?

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they are normally the best bowlers, so they practice bowling all day instead of batting

generally everyone in the team is good at fielding, some better than others but has nothing to do with batting/bowling

This is some fucking shit batting.

wides don't count against the 6 balls for an over

The batsman would be expecting the second one and hit it for six.

WTF SMOTH SPURGING ALL OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>currycel diaspora mutt

link to stream, bros?

LEEEEL