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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 187 V. Bottas 151 S. Vettel 111 M. Verstappen 100 C. Leclerc 87
>WCC Standings Mercedes 338 Ferrari 198 Red Bull 137 McLaren 40 Renault 32
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 164 (166 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 89
>Hund status: Ze rot car iz too close to uz, ve will surely end up drei positionen
>News: Marko: "Amx might go to Merc in 2020" Bernie: "Teams shouldn't partecipate in regulation decisions" Vettel: "Why even get us to discuss if we can't decide anything anyway?" Marko: "Duckbum was a cunt" Vips wins """F3""" race 1
First you must find all the boss keys. Then you may open the door to the key that opens a chest that has they key to the shed that has the key to Bottas' potential
>there is no guarantee that when you open the shed it'll just be Emilia squatting on a horse dick dildo instead
It's a risk & reward thing really
Brayden Peterson
I appreciate this memeing.
James Martinez
>some niche finnish companies Abloy is technically swedish and is one of the biggest lock companies in the world, another finn told me Gimi is also sponsored by a smaller lock company
Joshua Stewart
Good point, I forgot about the extra weight / inertia.
Correction: Even a bearpit with an aroused Kumakichi would be safer.
Camden Lewis
>millionaire wait long for having a kid or 2 man, how can they raise a kid properly with all that money? I mean, his wife can't stop her dead end career!
Jason Thomas
a team order
Jace Rodriguez
That uterus stopped working a long time ago.
Can't do much when your tubes are clogged with horse semen and your ovaries have been crushed.
Mason Gomez
for a "get in there valtteri" message
Adam Long
In the Red Bull Ring-Österreichring qualifying I declare Ricciardo to be my Shoe-in of the Week
After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the pole sitter is... Gaston Mazzacane by 20 seconds?! Why, you worthless hunk of junk!
> be a WEC class race-winner > own a Le Mans class-winning team > go to an F1 race > get caught on camera > label says: "actor"
Ryder Scott
>had a walk the other day >crow just walking about minding his own business >gave him a bit of my sandwich >continue walk with new mate >show him wrapper once done >hops away
Don't know if this means I'm protected or cursed desu lads
Ayden Allen
>It's FWL for another 10 years
Henry Miller
No he's not I'll bloody well make sure of it.
Cameron Ramirez
>F1 ackwonledging other series >Ever
Nicholas Brown
Santino Futanari, aka Big Santa
Zachary Howard
>rari >maximum pigmented fella tifosi confirmed for conflicted feels
Mason Cox
Rookie of the Year
Hudson Gomez
Business idea: new European professional formula series like Super Formula
I also give bit of my sandwich or some snack from bakeary to crows. Crows are nice they protect me from those seagulls assholes
Jace Garcia
God SF is so sexually arousing
James Phillips
FAO: Finnish anons, if you can link me to the original video of Bottas meeting Emilia for the first time on Adam Nyberg's TV show, I'll be much obliged.
The one and only Santorini Fallacio, the next man to take the triple crown
Blake Hill
Not too many gulls in this area surprisingly just pigeons, magpies & owls. Crows seem to chill in/near local cemetery I cut through on way to pick up nephew from school. Crows there seem to have realised I sometimes I have bakery treats on me now
bit off topic but these sort of articles make me so angry bbc.co.uk/news/business-your-money-48776454 >she was persuaded to buy the Audi, which will end up costing her more than £20,000 can't people say no these days? is there no such thing as personal responsibility? and if you can't afford it just give it back
Tyler Rivera
alright no buy today I'll jerk off instead
Dylan Parker
nerd
Thomas Wilson
>is there no such thing as personal responsibility? omg why are you spreading microaggressions again!?
>As a first year university student with a part-time job she'd originally gone out looking for a much smaller - and less expensive - car to help her get to and from lectures. But she was persuaded to buy the Audi, which will end up costing her more than £20,000. Mandy says her other daughter, Natasha, also took out car finance and was told to bring in three pay slips to prove she could afford the repayments. >buying an Audi >when you're a broke student
WTF?? I've got a full time job and I can barely afford to keep my shitty Hyundai i20 going...
Hire purchase and PCP lease deals will be the new sub-prime mortgage crisis.
Dealerships are pushing these agreements aggressively, and then "selling" the loan onto bigger companies/banks/hedge funds.
Grayson Collins
Oh fuck off with your victimhood. There is no SJW bullshit in /f1/ except for the shit that fucktards like you """ironically""" post. We would have a /comfy/ af thread where they effectively cease to exist if it wasn't for you.
Kevin Reyes
Why not just buy a shitbox that you own outright rather than showing off to your uni mates with an Audi but getting properly fucked in the background by finance you cannot simply keep up with without having to do terrible thing to makes ends meet?
Shit I helped chip in so my cousin could get himself a fucking Suzuki Jimny the other week
It's my personal lifelong mission to respond to off-topic shit with inane replies. *tips*
Joshua Morris
>Why not just buy a shitbox that you own outright rather than showing off
Same reason Tabi thinks she looks good in her Gucci belt, it's a crutch to help with massive personal insecurity.
Owen Thompson
been there once a long time ago it's nice but I don't know much about it I know mercedes are big there for me anything that's not budapest is pretty much countryside with the exception of a very few towns
Logan Garcia
Crows are cool birds. They are smart and apparantly even mourn when they lose a familymember
Asher King
>I bought a Lexus IS200 for £1500 and everything except the AC works. (which I'll get to fixing when I have my summer holiday from work) Why do people buy shit audis and finance cars.
Christian White
WAGlad will we ever see a story about a uni girl who must do things to pay for her car finance?
The sort of women who would speak to me when I was on bus survey duty fit into 3 categories:
>Grandmothers who I had to help through surveys >Mothers with kids who always had something to complain about >Schoolgirls who I only asked to bump up my quotas
I did get one drunk girl once who was.
Aaron Harris
>play 100 hours of F1 2019 over a year (a conservative estimate) >that's 0,7 euros/1 hour of playing
Doesn't seem like a lot of money.
Luigi, just buy the game and if you don't like it, refund it (probably only works for online copies).
Cooper Edwards
What's with the Mercs in sector 2? They should be much faster than Ferrari in that section of the track.
Ayden Turner
They are the unterhundens here
Julian Lewis
>gilfs >milfs >teens
Like I said
Gabriel Nguyen
>she >personal responsibility no
Ayden Bennett
t. genetic dead end failing at the fundamental game of life
her posting about her horse but never mentioning goattas a couple of years ago, iirc. plus videos of her """"treating"""" her horse in a questionable manner.
Justin Peterson
Did Kimi just fliped the Bird to Hammo?
Leo White
>Charlie Leclerc >Tony Giovinazzi
Why do brits do this?
Andrew Ramirez
GIMI flipping off Choco Senna
Oliver Bennett
based
Juan Richardson
based gimi flipping off lewlew
Charles Sanchez
based
Jacob Hall
what's the point of using anything other than soft tires in qualifying?
Christian Howard
>crofty flip flopping trying to find an excuse for hamilton getting in the way >"i-i've seen more obvious blocks"
Luke Lopez
>H-how come I haven't seen my friend Niki here this year? I hope he attends the Strategy Group meeting this afternoon - but I can't for the life of me remember where that is and my pass isn't working properly
>The international company myWorld signs a multi-year agreement with Toro Rosso starting from 2019 >Scuderia Toro Rosso is very excited to be joining forces with myWorld group of companies. Setting new benchmarks, taking innovation to new levels, shaping the future - that is the driving force behind myWorld's successes. The Official Partner deal will see the myWorld logo appear on the STR14 as well as the drivers' race suits and team apparel.
haha oh wow, so in 2019 we'll see >red bull sponsored by crypto scam >toro rosso sponsored by pyramid scheme >haas' title sponsor is a front for money laundering or something >grosjean personally sponsored by even bigger crypto scam all is good in a liberty-led formula 1 land
>red bull sponsored by crypto scam >grosjean personally sponsored by even bigger crypto scam
???
Connor Johnson
>GENAU! I Have told you dat ve are de underdogs for dis rennen! >I dare say dat de Ferrari boys will be celebrating because ve will not be winning my home race! "Qui a casa loro" dey will say
>None of her horses are female. I swore they were, must have just been in my mind
Joseph Nelson
same, it's based in Assetto Corsa too
Jaxson Nelson
>inb4 Mercedes know they have a 0.8sec/lap delta to Ferrari behind them on race pace but will SHOCKINGLY qualify badly before a heroic drive by Lewis tomorrow brings them a win snatched from the jaws of Der Rot Auto defeat
Christian Cox
[unterhunden intensifies]
Aaron King
same, way different to the rest of the tracks on the calendar
Ryan Carter
bet that thing has tickled a few pussies in its time
>WOW, WHERE DID MERCEDES PULL THAT ONE FROM? >THEY LOOKED NOOOOOOOOOWHERE AFTER Q1. AND YET THEY'VE SECURED ANOTHER FRONT ROW LOCKOUT! >WHAT A COMEBACK!!!
they should make it so bodywork breaks off at strategic times, like at the end of q3 straight the front and rear wing completely detach and you go like 500kph
>FIA investigating Russel for fucking up Cyka Blyat run
What they gonna do? Punish him by adding time? placing him what, one place back so he can overtake Kubitza after 5 laps again? Force him to start from pit so he can do the same after 10 laps?
dab on FIA lmao you cant do anything to someone fighting for last 2 positions
David Rogers
christ.
Hunter Martin
who can even commentate though? there are literally no well-known female drivers other than danica patrick and toto's wife
susie wolff sometimes does practice commentary on C4 and she's not bad tbf, better than crofty
Noah Martinez
>cry about F1 not being 'dangerous' anymore >cry about Gimi raping mulatos and hating niggers shiggy
Leo Diaz
>Facebook tier
Sebastian Howard
I hope they give him a race ban.
William Russell
>overlays STILL fucked LOL liberty media
Sebastian Kelly
So the commentators NEVER clarify:
Do they start on the same EXACT set of tires they used to make it into Q3, or is it just the grade?
Bentley Johnson
BBRRRRRAAAPPPPPP
Owen Rodriguez
isnt there already one for the pitstop stream?
Kayden Collins
Based
Brandon Martin
they'll make claire give him a bare bottom smack later on
Parker Baker
if this post ends in 8, Bottas crashes in Q3
Charles Martinez
Suspend his superlicense for 10 years.
Carter Walker
>they don't want to be "racist" with him They have never had a problem with penalizing any Latino or Japanese. What's so different about the wannabe-American rap-culture Afro-English shithead?
Evan Sanders
the exact set
Gavin Long
ted? Oh you mean f1 tv shit
Sebastian Jones
Exact set Netflix babby
Jacob Stewart
>Do they start on the same EXACT set of tires Yes
Ryan Long
the exact same set, all the tyres have barcodes and shit
Joseph Evans
>they'll make claire give him a bare bottom smack later on
Brb lads, blocking Kvyat
Grayson Fisher
Susie has the perfect voice for joi videos
Wyatt Diaz
[cheers in dutch]
Jack Campbell
>mercedes problems
what problems?
Matthew Ramirez
I sincerely hope for a high res photo of the two Ferraris entering last turn there, beautiful
Nathaniel Cook
He blocked ruskie, not a Hamilel
Zachary James
Sophia was doing commentary for Sky Germany during FP2. Japan have some decent female commentators for other disciplines as well.
