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Rika
Diaz brothers are pair of patsies.
>tfw JDS will sleep
Who is Dern's babydaddy shortlist:
>Lyoto Machida
>Alexander Volkov
>Pedro Rizzo
>Several (Australian) Pro surfers
>Jake Shields
>JDS
>Adam Greene (KMN)
>Roger Gracie
>Mikael Forssell
>Glover Teixerira
>Andrey Koreshov
>Phillip Rivers
>Dylan Cantrell
>Taylor Phinney
We all know it's not the boyfriend.
It's Darren till la
Or Sean o malley
so its a glass jaw or glass bones. the poor bastard.
Till is infertile from all the weightcutting.
Its a daughter.
>And in 15 years or so if there still is a heem she will get spammed.
Who's the best mma reporter out there?
Made for heem cock
Beautiful headkick desu
Nick Diaz would heem Nate Diaz.
*heems you with his gaze*
you are now aware that this is the schmo's girlfriend.
Just got back from Ireland. Plan on returning before I die. Any places you think I should see? Maybe Conor’s house will be a museum by the time I go back.
is anyone interested in seeing nick diaz fight again? he's old as fuck and flushed to hell and back. all he has is a chin.
who do you think is a reasonable matchup for nick?
Watchu lookin at yboi?
Classic
Anderson rematch. It's what the fans have been clamouring for for years.
Nick would win
i suppose it's a decent matchup since they're both washed up and coming off multiple losses, but why? neither of these guys have a shot at actually moving up in the rankings, it feels like nothing is on the line. it's a bellator-tier event.
I always thought the Diaz bros were both lanklets
It's not as if Nick is going to take a run at the strap. If he actually comes back he'll do one fight and then fuck off for another 50 years. So just throw a meme fight at him, no point trying to put him back into the contendership picture
can't we just feed nick diaz to kevin lee or someone else that needs a win?
maybe toilet till or something?
they are, in build, no reach monsters more height then anything.
there are advantages to being tall as well and having normal reach for your height.
reach is a meme statistic. get on the inside and strike the body. eventually your opponent gets slow enough to target his head through his guard.
> Anderson Silva's Height
> 6ft 1 ¼ (186.1 cm)
this is a troll site where everybody is shorter than they really are.
>no reach monsters more height then anything.
W-what
>t. Daniel Cormier in 2017 trying to psych himself up for UFC 214
Bros boxing is not the way.
I got into it with some fat nigga last name night and I bloodied him with a fast combination but he said fuck all that and slammed me so hard knocked the wind out me.
If people didn’t come and immediately break it up I was about to catch the ass whooping of a lifetime
exception to the rule bro, we're talking about the GOAT here.
>fighting in public and not for sport of competition
sort yourself out
Nah the ufc and most other sport promotions usually add an inch or round up. In the NBA all the heights are with shoes on and some players will wear big ass shoes so that they don't look short. It's also why there are so many point guards who are 6'3, but clearly not the same height. Silva is probably an easy 6'2 with shoes on, but a little under without shoes.
it doesn't matter how tall silva is, because he's a flushed can that might never win another match.
Tony bless
Who beat RDA more convincingly.
Tony or Colby?
how many bongs
Tony by far
12
5 bongs here m8, have to go to work in an hour and haven't slept. i will be inheriting the lethargic work day that i have been working towards, all night.
Who beat RDA more convincingly?
Colby
HEEM ME INSIDE
so who's you're favourite female fighter?
why? is covington just a worse stylistic matchup for RDA?
hamderlei
polish trained joanna was more fun then ATT joanna
andrade is spicy
hill is fun
'manda 'nes
TRT Gabi
*wins*
You should've eye poked him
Masvidal is gonna heem him, Ben is in deep trouble
why do you think this? ben faced strikers with more talent in bellator and one than masvidal.
Mantis Can.
*wins anyway*
Tony easily
based
cringe
based
Because they all have Alzheimer and only recall Jorge against Till and only know Ben from his WIN against Robbie
Because Ben is so deep in his head that Masvidal is gonna bring his SIG Sauer and straight up shoot him
>3 piece and a soda
i hope not, ben has 3 kids. also, hartland wisconsin represent.
>the khabitch nuthugger t*rk is still seething at /ourguy/ being a better grappler
I unironically give this a bigger chance of happening then Canvidal getting any kind of KO/TKO
The UFC doesn't add an inch or two to fighter's height. They just don't measure it and go with whatever the fighter tells them.
Miss the Joanna era, great performances and she really had fun in there.
Interested in seeing how well Andrade does as champ.
You can bet if she defends two or more times they UFC will be encouraging her to move up and take on Shevchenka
*sniff*
>
How come fighters only fight like once a year
it's like how your boss at work doesn't do shit
they finally made it, brah
Izzy fought 5 times in a 12 month period didn't he?
andrade is a walking punching bag who couldn't take down joanna. valentina bodied joanna.
Better grappler? Khabib doesn't get suplexed on his head by brawlers and doesn't get his skull caved in on the ground.
When Askren fought his version of Tibau, he shat his pants at the sight of his TDs getting stuffed and decided to cheat just to get out of that fight. Khabib actually persevered and outgrappled the original Tibau by controlling him against the cage for minutes.
Askren will molest George, but unlike Khabib, he will never become champion - he doesn't have the will for it. He has already proven to be a bitch and Marty will make him one in a physical sense soon enough.
Smif wins the rematch.
Andrade is 1-0 over fighters who have previously defeated Joanna
masvidal will beat askren as long as his weed withdrawals aren't too severe
i concede
Shut up before I ankle pick you
I'm surprised by the odds for Ngannou vs JDS
Expected JDS to be a more significant underdog.
Does the betting public know something I don't?
would put my rent on ngannou if i had money
Wow, JDS is only 35
I had him pinned as being at least 37
Those beatings from Cain and that rhabdo scare really aged him
>Stipe is 36
>DC is 40
>Ngannou is 32
>Blaydes is 28
>Lewis is 34
I harbor no love for Askren, but he will humiliate George. There's only one man in the entire division black enough to beat Askren.
I'm surprised he isn't a favorite
Francis is 36
>Schmo is sucking on those milkers everyday
based
Kiana Dior vibes
Everyone here could heem me
she's plastic as fuck, schmo could do much better but some guys like the bimbo look for whatever reason
me entering the cage for our fight
>some guys like the bimbo look for whatever reason
Can confirm. Technically, she is far from being the most beautiful woman I've seen, but there's something about her that makes my dick rage and my balls swell up with desire just by looking at her clothed form.
i think youd be surprised
same, she's like one of those 80s hot women, idk.
>GSP is the GOAT
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
has nick ever lost the story of the fight?
never
Carlos Condit
@ 1:30 in this they measure Conor's height early in his career. youtu.be
Condit ran away like a bitch the whole fight, how could he have won the story
Diaz bitched multiple times in that fight. Condit won the story.
Diaz 125
Oh FOR SURE my guys
Ill skip most of tonight's card but will tune in at 4am to catch the comain and main.
PS - Happy 28th birthday to Rena
just looks like fake tits to me, not too plasticy imo even tho they're massive
Rena is a turbo can
everyone in Rizin is a turbo can minus Horiguchi
Always thought she was some 40 year old and all you boomers were creaming over her because she used to be good
yeah the gsp one. did nothing notable all fight
lmaooo
Weak up Valentina
this
she looks like yao ming
robbery
>not afraid to heem himself
The courage
that bitch has a chin on her
did he get his show money?
her team is straight up vale tudo style, she might get punched by men
almost everyone joanna fought in kickboxing lost to her by decision same with valentina
Mark my words.After Ben Askren loses he's gonna be Mike Perry - 6/29/2019
Apparently kamarudeen is gonna be in ngannous corner tonight.
Ngannous gonna wrestle jds
nah Ngannou is looking for a fast ko to get the titleshot later probably with Stipe lI
Bryan Callen is 100% into some shady shit
Brendan Schaubs career in a nutshell
Prime Cynthia would heem anyone
I think he’s just a supreme pseudo intellectual who surrounds himself with dumb people, and sees it as some moral responsibility to not entertain “ideas” or conspiracies deemed unsavory.
Until you learn that callen's father is an ex-banker with ties to the elite and CIA. Hmmmmmm
God I wish that were me. The aroma
they don't make women like this anymore
They laughed at the way I danced. I danced on their graves.
I know that. I just think he’s a know it all that believes everything daddy said. Every time somebody talks conspiratorial, he sees it as some sort of attack on people like daddy.
To be fair you're probably right, considering he's a closeted homosexual to the tenth degree
She would even heem Struve
a week until 239 hype
>GSP is no the GOAT
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
The GOAT rule should be like the History rule, you can only discuss is 20 years after the fact
So the only GOATs we can discuss currently are those who fought before 1999
Tank Abbott is the GOAT btw
>100% african vs 10-20% european
>Tank Abbott is the GOAT btw
duh.
Jones
Nunes
Asscream
Rockhold
Chiesa
Markos
based Tank Abbot. Even in matches he lost he was out drinking that night and the opponent would be in the hospital
Absolutely, and DC stayed on his feet after it.
DC is boring as fuck to watch but he honestly is one of the greatest in the sport
Is that why he looks 90?
Look at Jones faces. Thats a motherfucker you don't wanna anger
Yes, his face is black. We know it's scary to you """"Germans"""".
No, because he had several strokes and a liver transplant.
Nick is a joke at this point, acts like he's undisputed champion and hasn't fought in over 4 years...
>had to run a cycle just to fight an older, smaller opponent
cheating nigger
You are the ones keeping high ranked Nazi officials from being prosecuted, by hiding them from us.
Did you know that the average height of Chileans is 3 inches shorter than the average height of Australians?
When will you stop hating yourself, Germany? Maybe try accepting more Africans into your home, it might make you feel better.
both Diaz are like that, their fanbase is even worse
Heem day hype!
exactly this could be the moment of the fight cuz this guy is so dumb to realize a head kicks comin
Brb bouta heem this 255lb giga niga
afraid that I'm gonna log on heem one day and see his heart heemed him
Does wrestling exist outside of high school and college?
we have wrestling gyms(?) here, it's getting pretty popular
In yo momma's bedroom
How many bongs till the fights
The reason why Khabib will beat El Cuckuy.
Only a man can defeat a monster.
What's with those 3 clones walking out of the door in single file perfectly in synchronisation?
triplets probably
>July 6th is...
*expands consciousness past space and time, not only seeing the day as one of reckoning, but that of jovial celebration*
...heem day
based
Marreta will fold Jones like a beach chair
>t-this time!!
Come at me bro
>One last run at the strap, brother
Lmao
Whos gonna be on the next UFC cover, now that the Conratius meme is over?
Callen is such a twat. He always has to be right and he's constantly acting as the thought police on whatever podcast he goes on.
Simple as
Lobov or dillon
Fuck, MC Ride got swole af before he passed.
RIP in pepperonis b.
unironically
i would stake my reputation on it being cejudo
Hopefully Jones.
holographic image of jonny walker flossing
This, it's going to be the nigger can crusher.
They look the same though
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Ben has already won the fight. He is Gooby/Aldo tier of being in George's head
Probably Conor again anyway
Jones just like ufc 1
The curse continues lmao
Jones
Make babies
Hopefully Khabib so he gets brutally heemed
Rather it be Conor or Jon. Both those niggers need to be permanently flushed.
Fkn based
Why is daniel "dc" cormier the number 1 LHW when he doesnt even fight
Most reddit post in this thread.
more importantly why is the guy who demolished t his fatass below him
Cause jones is a cheating nigger
DC or nunes
>implying july 6th wont be heem day
why is jessica eye holding the belt
Joanna is cute! CUTE!
Is she single?
Jones
>J-Jones will lose THIS time!!! 27th time lucky!! He will lose!
Why does Henry have a black eye!?
Those are the bella twins. Henry wants to date the one that got dumped by John Cena, the shorter one is married to Daniel Bryan the wrestler.
Looks like a porn parody.
I don't think DC will be on it, he's too close to retirement.
Damn dude
Twitchy was right
Did anyone actually watch this?
>Henry being absolutely mogged by the girl he wants to date
I don't have any ufc belts or Olympic medals, but thankfully I don't have to worry about manlet problems.
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Jon Jones: Black belt,Gaidojutsu/Blue belt in bjj
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
UFC IS FOR MEDIOCRITIES
When will they learn!?
Ambitious men actively seek out tall women, even if they aren't manlets.
Jon Jones king of look-see-do! :^)
Tonight, Ngannou is back on the map.
>Every one of Cynthia's belts is a meme 80s fad with no practical application.
They had wrestling and kickboxing back then, couldn't she have tried those?
I love tall women don't get me wrong, but that girl to the right of him is 5'6 bro.
HEEM day
this shit only counts in the US, lots of manlets here get mad pussy
Henry is a tiny warrior, he doesn't mind jumping for pussy.
What did he mean by this?
Post yfw its heem day
He's been back on the map since he put Blades in a coma. They just keep him off the main cards because they need a draw for smaller events and Dana is holding a grudge.
Just looked up the average height in Brazil it's 5'6".
heem can't have a day it doesn't even have calendars
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Was he right?
hahaha imagine idolising a woman
>the state of you
haha
based
He was on the Jones ppv but Woodley pulled out again
Has there ever been a word not slurred by rampage jackson?
Imagine being an ironic misogynist.
HEEM day!
and? i'm talking about guys smaller than that, Cejudo is 5'4"
Kek when will they learn
Master of Sport is the absolute memeiest meme martial arts ranking of all time
Russians are a fucking joke
Im gonna need to see more
Dustin heems Khabib
Luckily for you, there's plenty.
What motivates this sort of faggotry from you boy?
Depends on where you got it and what sport. It's almost impossible to get it if you are a boxer
lol black belt in picondo
Black belt in Karate man.MMA has a lot of karate fighters but if u also searh ot deeper check this glorious dim mak black belt of Cynthia
>Eagle Claw is a style of Chinese martial arts known for its gripping techniques, system of joint locks, takedowns, and pressure point strikes
smelly feet
Tony Ferguson.... black belt in Pico De Gallo! :^)
There's a photo for every retarded thing you say.
You know height is associated with a lot of things? Taller people earn more money and tend to be healthier and have higher IQs. I went to an upper class 92% white city the other day and one of the things that struck me was how tall people were.
let the greek alone.
thanks asshole I just got fired
and what any of this have to do with what i said? i said that only in murica height is that important for women
>Eagle Claw
This shit looks so cool but you just know the second you tried it you would get brutally heemed
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I really wished i lived in the timeline where kung fu wasn't a complete and total mmee. Wrestling is lame as shit
any link for cage warriors?
this, it's really a shame, i wish we had some bruce lee type of shit instead of mma
F
Cracked streams
Kek that looks gay as fuck (unlike me who's straight)
That video is hilarious is the dude preparing to fight multiple people or something? He's basically learning an interpretive dance after a certain point in that "sequence".
Based braco
i laughed so much
>And then i grab you by the throat and throw you on the ground!
no you wont
>oh shit
youtube.com
>Chael's son is a legit turbo sperg
Most brutal WMMA kill i've ever seen
all these arts are specialized on pressure points which are deadly man. A woman like Cynthia could easily beat any woman in her division (i mean look at her speed is astonishing)but to be honest they would never let her fight for the ufc cuz they want fighters with similar styles. What we actually see in the ufc? kickboxing,wrestling,bjj. This is all man
thank u compai
He has separation anxiety. It's pretty normal if you consider Chael's job
>he's not playing xbox
nobody is, Chael.
The guy is a charlatan goddamn, are you fags 15 yo ?
What is her hokuto no ken counter technique for andrade suplexing her into a living death?
Is this actually useful against the average street thug?
thats sad af, hopefully his kid will not get bullied to death when they dig this video out in a couple years
Jeboli ti on mater
the real money picks are Craig, Roberts, Ribas and Greene
I watch conor mcgregor nightlights to feel alive
Realistically, can he beat CM Punk?
Look at her feet wtf
Abnormal posturing
BJ could lose a million more fights but he would still beat phil so badly it wouldn't even be funny
>“I know I am on a losing streak. I think they said it is the longest in UFC history or something. But that being said, I am not going out there and getting knocked unconscious,” Penn told BJPenn.com. “There are tons of guys, who would be considered in their prime, who still get knocked out cold – even this past weekend.”
unironically I think punk takes him to decision
if Andrade wants to suplex her she has to clinch her first,but then comes a surprising head kick move
I think perry vs penn is the fight to make
Other promotions suck. I can google ufc fight night and see every fight and every fighters records but when i google bellator i can't even find what time it's on
lmfao this bitch has no shot, Andrade would destroy her
RIP Kimbo SLice
I agree, it's been a while since somebody died in the ring
Slice vs Penn goes to a decision
She was so confident going in too
Thats so scary, everytime i see contractions like that i'm kinda questioning the sport i'm watching. Pretty sure people posture up like that before they die..
at least she won the story
cuck
Many men, wish death upon me
Blood in my eye dog and I can't see
I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be
And niggas trying to take my life away
I put a hole in nigga for fucking with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch how you talk, when you talk about me
'Cause I'll come and take your life away
thawlts?
In a ufc fight bj loses
Motivated Bouncer-Induced Rage BJ btfos punk into the shadow realm
It's the name of the game, innit?
>wake up
>remember there is a card tonight
This is what I live for.
>Being a harlot in front of your young child
schaulb needs to step in and do something quick or his kid is gunna be a b b b b b beast of a serial killer
He's not wrong
cringe cazzie
>back right
Alex Emelianenko?
>mfw it's St. Francis Day
honestly she's pretty hot
She's a dimepiece with an absolute p-p-peach on the top of those legs
based
streamable.com
How about you get out of your maulm's basement, clean your cheeto fingers and stop leaving fake reviews on Bren'n Shob's beast of a special?
seek help
berried
>10 secs in
>bashes the homeless again
What's with Schaub's blatant classism
kek, chen tried to check him on it multiple times but he doubled down
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>how's THAT for pronouncination?
>lost to Stipe so bad he was mentally raped by him
>scared to fight Lewis because of it
>had to flushed Blaydes to get a confident boost
>had to flushed Cain to make sure his confidence stays
>meanwhile
>JDS lost to Stipe
>disappears
>decides he wants another title run
>crawls back towards the top by defeating prospects
>KOs Lewis
>has massive momentum coming in on his next fight
>he could see the title getting near
I don't care about the meme power of Francis, but watching JDS coming back from the bottom for a title run was the best thing I've seen in awhile.
I enjoy Schaub memes but imagine going out of your way to create this. People are absolutely OBSESSED
For sure sparring with Carwin every day will do that to you, my man.
>Dad are you coming back? Do you promise you are coming back?
Nah, the kid's just colour blind.
Wilder is gonna knock his bitch-ass out.
HEEM
ME
INSIDE
how do you heem someone inside?
I rather watch wilder or Tyson vs stipe
Rare meme reference
By sticking your thumb in their ass.
Eternal bleeding
have my gold sir
You mean Internal right?
>disappears
He was falsely USADA'd. It's nice to have him back though.
If some fat MMAnlet could KO him in under 1 round, Wilder would send Stipe to the shadow realm in under half a minute.
uhhhhh no b. Learn to read
terrible lack of a work ethnicity you got there.
>brazilian wrestling
youtu.be
/box/ is FUCKING SHOOK
Uhhhh, /heem/ what is this?
Why doesnt the black guy just stomp on his knee cap or kick in between his legs? I thought MMA was a "real" fight?
frig off paulie
boxing is a dead meme, we dont care about you anymore
Go back to your containment thread lest we send GOATtem after another champ of yours
Cant wait to watch this mugambo fight. Africa taking over baby
>after another champ
You didn't send him after a single champ of ours, let alone in Boxing.
Wilder would literally kill ever MMA fighter in the """sport"""
What is this? The current ww champ, enjoy you mma b
Could someone webmaster this please?
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Wilder needs a corrupt judge to get a draw, boxing's a joke.
like this
*heems his pennis inside you*
>jones v santos
jones is literally fucking undefeated meaning santos is the best they could set him up with right now. Santos, the fucking retarded brawler, almost zero technical ability
is modern light heavyweight in the ufc the most talent starved division in the history of contact sports?
Wilder would kill Jones in a boxing match. How is this even debatable?
Suddenly it all makes sense now.
1 word
heem day
>P-P-Paulie was never the champ
I accept your concession.
When Aldo is fully flushed in MMA we will send him on over to take over your bum """sport""". Be grateful you will finaly have some talent
Wilder thinks he could touch him in MMA.
Prime Ngannou would heem Wilder
fucking based.
warm up for jone's biggest challenge yet facing luke rockhold
Fury needed a corrupt referee to get up from a Wilder right hand.
Fury also isn't undefeated, he should be 27-1-1, UKAD disqualified his bout against Christian Hammer for testing positive.
Deontay Wilder is the only undefeated top 10 Heavyweight.
>challenging jones in mma
why are boxers so fucking cocky? They literally compete in a gimped version of mma, they are so fucking deluded. Wilder would get single legged and then panic because unless you've extensively trained wrestling and jiu jitsu a man like jones will fucking kill you
>he doesn’t know about the simulation
watch Wilder v Ortiz then come back to me b
That bum who got KO'd by McGoober?
Must I remind you what happened when you sent your prime, reigning "Champ, champ" over to Boxing?
He got fucking embarassed, gassed out against, and TKO'd by a 40 year old feather fist.
Yeah, that's not happening..
Jon Jones must be a real prick irl, seems to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
/box/lets belabour the delusion >nigga how are takedowns real ahahahahhaa nigga just dont get taken down ahahahhaa like nigga just stand up ahahaha
Here you go buddeh
>just stomp on his knee cap
He could if he wanted to, that's totally legal
>kick in between his legs
Because then Maia would have a very good chance at leg locking him
Fury would get destroyed in MMA as well. Never mind Jones, neither would be able to hang with anyone in the UFC top 20. Boxing is half a fight, it's just hugging and CTE. Introduce legs and these guys are dead, that's why they talk shit but never back it up.
Wilder knocks out prime Ngannou, Jones, and Cormier in the same night in Boxing, Bareknuckle, and MMA.
Yeah, I remember a guy 0-0 in boxing going ten rounds with your GOAT and winning multiple rounds until he gassed himself out.
Beast of a GOAT you got there who can't score a single knockdown against a guy in his first fight
Some MMA can went, what, 8 rounds with the best boxer in the world? Pretty pathetic.
cejudo heems this bum
why are /box/lets so insecure?
Did Jon respond to this? Finally someone his own size and stature (both literally and figuratively) to tango with.
Jones is one of the bigger scumbags in combat sports, this is fairly well known. He's a psychopath, some people get an instinctive gut hatred for people like him.
And yet, the white man marches on.
BRUH HOW U GONNA TAKE ME DOWN IMMA JUST BE LIKE DAT NIGGA PICCOLO AND HITCHU ON THE WAY IN, LIKE ZAP MUTHAFUCKA
>MMA can
>One of like 5 fighters in the history of the sport to win 2 title belts
>First double champ in the sport
>Gets knocked out by a 40 year old feather fist who retired years ago and whom Cocky McGoober outweighed by like 20lbs on fight night.
Kek.
not real u mongs
jones is lightyears ahead of wilder in terms of being a fighter
I know its shitposting but how are there boxlets this dumb? You can check the timer on the vid when fury gets knocked down and it doesnt go ten seconds till the ref lets him fight again
Wilder's not a fighter, he's a boxer.
>He's a psychopath
You mean sociopath.
>mma btfo when mma fighter cant use anything he does in mma
cool, maybe next year an mma fighter will compete in the wheelchair jousting competitions
not even a good boxer,just a good puncher
And yet makes 1/100th the cash dough.
Why do you think he wants to fight Wilder so badly?
>gets knocked out
Based /box/let distorting his own sense of reality just to cope with the truth.
As you can see here at the moment the referee stops the fight, Gooby is very much not knocked out. He is even standing up.
Cope.
Conor would lose a chess match against the reigning champ, too. It doesn't matter because chess champions aren't fighters.
you used the phrase
"to tango with"
what did you mean by this? that in order for wilder to beat jones in a fight jones would have to leave 70% of his moveset at the door? lol okay? and jones would probably lose in that russian slapping tournament. Not sure what this proves
Why do they always fall back on money? It is not related to the argument about fighting.
Another concession is accepted.
>2018
Depends on your definition, but Jones never gets angry or explosive like sociopaths. He's always manipulating or playing mind games, and if he needs to he'll happily puss out.
>disgraced
>literally undefeated
lol
Lads, get me hyped for the HEEM tonight. I have tickets but don't feel the HEEM HYPE yet. Please help.
Actually, Conor was captain of his school's chess team in high school...
>How in the hell does a sloppy piece of shit like you find the audacity to harass someone like me?
Beautiful closing line.
I didn't use that phrase.
okay who do you think would win in an mma fight, wilder or jones?
it's just nigger cope mate, they know their guy lost and Fury got robbed so they try to pretend Wilder was robbed instead
I hope this is real. This is why I fucking love Jon.
Not only would Jones win, it would be a victory so complete, so one-sided and so humiliating that it would erase the memory of CM Punk fighting in the UFC.
Jon Jones would beat Deontay Wilder like an abusive father beats his child.
I wish he'd fully embrace his true nature, instead of flip-flopping constantly.
>pronounciation
You mean pronunciation b?
Savage
Imagine what Mercer did to Sylvia
And then imagine how much bigger, athletic, younger, quicker and harder hitting Wilder is than Ray Mercer ever was in his prime, let alone at 50 years old when he knocked out Sylvia.
You're going to see attractive women at the venue. They'll be wearing low cropped dresses and their boobies will bounce around when they cheer.
Mayflower would lost in the first 10 seconds against any fighter in the ufc.
His true nature is flip-flopping constantly, he's a born psycho. We're lucky he's in MMA instead of serial murder or politics.
i dont know who sylvia is but he looks like a fucking jobber who cant manage space
Mayweather is a 42 year old retiree and even then he knocked out that little Asian MMA boy.
You hit the nail on the head. Jon is a legit psychopath.
There's no way Jones is a sociopath. Just watch his interviews with USADA, NSAC, and CSAC. No wonder he barely got in trouble despite the numerous accusations of drugs, admitting he had drugs, being caught with actual drugs, being busted for drugs, almost killing a pregnant women, and there's likely more bodies buried that we don't know of. Yet Jones comes off like a gentlemen, that is very impressionable. He is well spoken, very respectful and it feels like it's the commissions that want to apologize to him.
The guy is something else. And it's quite terrifying. When he said he was going to kill DC if he tried to spit on him everyone laughed it off "oh, there's that Jon Jones again". When he sold out the guys that were also doping, and his providers "oh there's that Jon Jones again".
Just scour through Instagram with guys visiting his gym. The dude is super nice to his fans, and takes pictures with everyone, giant smile on his face and everything.
It's scary.
He was literally the UFC Heavyweight champion.
And yet he got knocked out cold by a retired, out of shape Boxer who hadn't touched a world title in 2 decades.
Tenshin is a kickboxer, not mma fighter, and only rizinfags with a boner for gooks rated this faggot here.
>le jon jones is a psycho meme
Top cuck. Gb2r senpai
>i dont know who sylvia is
How the fuck do you not know about TIM SYLVIA? How long have you been watching the sport? He's a legend.
In a boxing match with a weight advantage. The irony is that Twinkshin would have eaten Floyd alive in kickboxing or MMA.
in boxing
freak occurance
Jones has a great PR team.
He can’t. He has 4 daughters. He’s the son of a pastor and his mom was a sweet old lady. There’s too much loving family values around him restraining his inner barbarian. But that’s why he’s interesting. He’s Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde of combat sports.
A fully steak'd Johny heems Ngannou.
Not surprising that a Swede can't recognise criminality.
>Floyd knocks out Tenshin in the first round of an exhibition
>Boxlets STILL use the muh Floyd was just letting Conor win multiple rounds cope
Pathetic
Nice excuse you got there.
Now explain why the same freak occurence wouldn't occur with Wilder in an octago.
The heavyweight division in the UFC was garbage when Sylvia was champion. All the good heavyweights at the time were fighting Fedor in Pride.
>J-jon jones is a psycho!! He quoted a bible verse one day and said something mean the other... He's sooo scary *shivers*
anyone have any good links for the UFC fights tonight?
mr. bone very enthusiasm
Based Gus
It's not as though Sylvia got KO'd by some prime Boxer though, he got KO'd by a boxer even older, slower, and out of shape than him. One whom wasn't a world champion boxer in two full decades.
If Mercer does that to Sylvia, there's literally not reason why Wilder wouldn't heem the full MMA lineup.
Floyd stat padding to 50-0 with a potato bum was weak as fuck, that being said everyone plus the ref had money on him in the 10th round, if he wanted to end it, he could have ended it at any time, in any round and this is coming from an MMA fan. He's MONEY Mayweather for a reason
Stop giving schaub the fucking streams user
Because a clean punch won't land on Jones. Wilder is strong, but Jones has one of the highest fight IQs of all time, it's a joke to compare the two.
Jones spends the first few rounds kicking down on Wilder's lead knee, then when the damage sucks the power out of Wilder, Jones finishes him with a head kick or a submission. If Jones ever decides to wrestle, it ends much, much sooner.
based
Good point, but don't forget the team of mighty men around him
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No you dumb ass he’s just a regular high school jock who is mostly nice to people but sometimes does stupid things out of overconfidence. That doesn’t mean he’s a psychopath. Gustaffson body slammed a woman to almost death when he was a teenager and spent 15 months in prison. Now that’s psychopath. But no one wants to talk about it because he doesn’t “look” like a thug
Psycho's aren't scary you cuck, they are fairly common.
>Jones has one of the highest fight IQs of all time
probably the highest desu
how many bings bongs
Nick Díaz submits that jobber Kevin lee
why does zhang look like a korean man going through HRT
> could have ended it any time xDDD
Get out of here COPErnicus
Nobody's even close to be honest. The kind of adjustments he makes to completely shut his opponents out of the fight really set him apart.
>I'm a family man, fighting isn't personal.
>I'm going to make DC's kids watch him get mauled by me. I'm going to make them think daddy is a loser.
Dude's a psycho.
>Jones spends the first few rounds kicking down on Wilder's lead knee
That would require him to put himself in range of Wilder.
You can be outside of Wilder's reach, but you're still in range. By the time Jones is close enough to touch Wilder's lead leg he's already dead, especially since he's about 3 inches shorter than Deontay.
>shoutout to my fiance
lmao this nigga been engaged for like a decade and already has 4 kids
wait to see what she'll look like after Jessica is done with her
Yeah, Chance's are, your bosses bosses boss is a psycho.
trips confirm
She unironically looks manlier than the average korean man
Wilder couldn't even heem some random troll youtuber. He just fights cans
The psychopath shit is how mercurial Jones is, his criminal plurality, his relationship with the truth and the manipulation/lack of empathy. If Jones wasn't a psychopath he wouldn't be as good a fighter, that cruel streak is what makes him relentless. By the way, this fucking guy cheats in every fight with eye pokes, groin shots, illegal knees and illegal elbows. EVEN THOUGH HE IS WINNING THE FIGHT. He literally can't help himself, typical psychopath.
Psychopaths are actually overrepresented as successful CEOs.
He's not a psycho just a nigger
>That would require him to put himself in range of Wilder.
No it wouldn't, you stupid fuck, legs are longer than arms.
lmao jon has an inch of reach on wilder
FUCK BRENDAN SCHAUB
I wonder if he's still a complete asshole to his training partners. There are stories about him from his first gym in NY before he moved to Albuquerque. He'd elbow his training partners during BJJ rolling.
>1 in 5
The other 4 used their psychopath skills to cheat the survey
Who's heavier?
kek
No one ever said Jon Jones looked like a thug. The guy looks like AAA success story. He dresses like it, and acts like it.
I think you're confusing psychopaths with sociopaths. Psychopaths are exactly who the varsity MVP High School jock is. Sociopaths are the school bully/ school shooter.
>Wilder's reach, but you're still in range.
>Didn't watch the webm literally showing that being the case
Based ADD retard.
Which is nullified by the fact that he's 3 inches shorter so he's punches up.
tfw no succ
It seems like he is:
youtube.com
XD posting is the sign of a mental midget, you should be embarrassed
He says he was in a bad place in his life, I do think he'd do it, but certainly not enjoy it.
Jessica going have to finish Zhang or she's going to lose by decision especially since Jessica is fighting in China. Dana White wants to appease his new investors after all.
Wilder will have literally no answer for Jon's teeps or obliques
His career might be completely dead
His IMDB score for his special is the lowest rated special of all time. Everyone hates him, he's a failure
Gus was just a wayward kid who got into some trouble. He's clearly reformed himself as an adult.
I don't think you've ever watched John Jones fight and you certainly don't understand movement. But keep shilling for your fake fighter.
This
Jon has literally zero reason to be as nice to people as he is to people who are nice to him. He is absolutely loaded and could be a wanker 24/7 and get away with it.
He only spergs out at people who start shit with him. DC is a pathetic manchild who has been viciously antagonising Jon for years. Literally saying he will spit on him an shit. The fuck? Get a life you fat faggot. if you look at their back and forth it's always DC getting turbo revved for no reason and Jon laughing at it. Even in their brawl, DC is the one who gets revved and starts it.
Jon did nothing wrong.
>after Jessica is done with her
Done losing to her?
Schaub says it's due to forum trolls making fake accounts:
Lomachenko would destroy Jones in a boxing ring
It’s amazing you retards bite on the same F level bait every single time
caz tripfag
Other way around
I don't think you get what psychopath means.
>couldn't even heem some random troll youtuber
He put Charlie on his ass with one not even fully commited punch
>He just fights cans
Yeah cans like Fury and Stiverne
Tell me how he's going to leg kick Wilder without getting in range, braniac.
You saw how far Wilder's range is. It's not limited to his reach, he leaps and throws punches that even defensive guys like Fury don't see coming due to the speed and insane ground covered at a moment's notice.
Little bones wouldn't be able to deal with it.
keeps the thread moving
JDs is fucked
jones is a sociopath
Jon looked like he was having thoughts of ax murder at this moment
the absolute state of this thread right now
Do you even understand the levels of a psychopath? It's psy101 a Psychopath will be a saint to acquaintances just so they will like him.
Could he do what he wanted: Yes
Is he loaded: Yes
Could he be an ass: Yes
But to some Psychopaths being seen as the "good guy" is just as important than being successful. It's a Narcissistic trait. DC was a victim of this. Holy shit, educate yourself.
everyone excited for the upcoming fights?
turns out it's just another synonym for psychopath
the real state of boxing
Who's making the new thread?
>Fury and Stiverne
Stiverne is a turbo can
>can't even heem some pasty manlet LITERALLY off the street
what japanese children's cartoon is this from?
Leave Colby.
MMA has more defensive as well as offensive tools. The knee kick is a defensive tool, it's used when the opponent is moving forward. It stops movement. Fury leaps, he gets knocked out. He rushes, he gets pushed back. Jones also fights moving backwards better than anyone else and controls space better than anyone else, so Wilder is fucked.
But this conversation is stupid. Fury humiliated Wilder with just boxing, he made him look like a bitch. If Wilder can't get past Fury, he can't hang with the top 50 UFC fighters who can make his weight.
why
God why is every Brit such a stupid retard. Literally getting trolled by Day 1 fucking bait
He has the skin complexion of a thug. And no psychopath and sociopath are not too different things. In fact they’re both not even a thing. There’s anti social disorder which used to be called what people called sociopath. I should know because I work as a psychologist in a forensic psychiatric hospital for the criminally insane. A real psychopath is not at all what Hollywood portrays it to be. In real life people who are “psychopath” are a complete mess, they are extremely socially isolated, emotionally unstable, depressed, and suicidal. The Patrick Bateman type is almost entirely a Hollywood meme.
Used to be, not any more. Sociopaths are "made" and are often out of control. Psychopaths are "born" and are always in control.
holy fuck
novo
>DC a victim
Actually kys redditor
>kys
So what your saying is Jones is a narcissists
no chin surgery
I mean, honestly? I hope it's twitchy.
A mental hospital is where dysfunctional ASPD cases end up. Functional ones can thrive. The new thing is "dark triad" personality types, and the distinctions between each one.
>If Wilder leaps he gets knocked out
Top kek, even the best Boxing counterpunchers can't counter his leaping straight, let alone some MMA guy who isn't use to that striking speed.
Once the punch is in motion there's nothing Jones can do to stop it if he wasn't already moving to slip it.
>Fury humiliated Wilder with just boxing
Fury got knocked out by one of those leaping straight right hands, and he's way better at avoiding punches than Jon Bones ever would be.
>Boxing counterpunchers can't counter his leaping straight
hahahaha, of course they can't counter a leaping straight, it's only the most telegraphed strike on the fucking planet and boxer's are worthless.
Right my point is that the general masses think narcissism = psychopathy and thats just wrong
>He has the skin complexion of a thug.
Listen man, I don't care if you are a racist. I think it's absurd that this at all would matter in how Jon Jones is seen on a world stage. I can tell you I'm not a racist, and I still think Jon Jones is a psychopath but NOT A THUG. If you wanna say he's a Thug, that's your thing.
>And no psychopath and sociopath are not too different things. In fact they’re both not even a thing. There’s anti social disorder which used to be called what people called sociopath. I should know because I work as a psychologist in a forensic psychiatric hospital for the criminally insane.
Yes it's a vague definition, and it always changes, and it's under studied. However if you were a forensic psychiatric and you still say Jon Jones doesn't suffer from any of those symptoms, I'm gonna call bullshit on either your claim to be one, or your skill professionally.
>A real psychopath is not at all what Hollywood portrays it to be. In real life people who are “psychopath” are a complete mess, they are extremely socially isolated, emotionally unstable, depressed, and suicidal. The Patrick Bateman type is almost entirely a Hollywood meme.
Yes, that's obviously true. But we're not using Bateman as an example. We're using Jon Jones.
Not really a professional but........
Isn't like narcissism a tell tale sign of a psychopath?
Not saying they're the same
Nick would kill Anderson
>tfw Wilder's knee get heemed by the very first Oblique jon throws
Everyone sees it coming, but you're powerless to do anything against it.
Fury tried to block it, Wilder pulled down his guard and punched through his bald little head. Ortiz tried to counter it, but he didn't even come close to landing the counter because Wilder is too quick. Stiverne literally kept a tight high guard up to guard against it, but the force behind the punch still knocked him down.
Little bones jones wouldn't stand a chance against the punch.
bless you, son
>Everyone sees it coming, but you're powerless to do anything against it.
just like in anime, right?
Basically you need a lot more personality traits on top of narcissism in order to be a psychopath (or anti social PD). You also need chronic impulsiveness, lack of remorse, callousness, severe aggressiveness, and an actual criminal record. Plus you need to rule out that their actions are not due to any other medical issues like brain trauma, bipolar disorder etc. Even then ruling someone as a psychopath is very hit or miss. I’ve met patients who’ve been incarcerated for 30-40 years for being a psychopath when they clearly aren’t and instead their issues are something else that on the surface looks like they’re a psychopath.
why is she so cringy?
I would kill for the chick on the right
5'4", 125 lbs with a horseface, he's married to your /heem/ announcer waifu and you're still a virgin shitposting Brendan Schaub memes on the sports subsection of an anime imageboard... how does this make you feel, bros?
she seems like one of those people who wanted a kid just because her best friend had one and got jealous
Kek, this is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Luke Thomas breaks down tonight's card,
I'll save you the time. This card is shit, don't bother watching it.
Luke Thomas doesn't get a single view until he apologizes to Chael.
cunts sleepin on jds
Only one man sleeping tonight and thats Francis Ngannou.
Because he'll be resting peacefully after a TKO victory, while JDS will be kept up all night to prevent brain damage from a concussion at the hospital.
why? wilder's technique is awful and jones has good movement and distance control. i see jones taking him to a decision if he plays it safe.
Anyone else skipping this card and catching the 40 second main event clip when it gets posted everywhere?