CHC: Cole Hamels (oblique) heading to injured list
PIT: Kevin Newman homers in third straight game
BAL: Means (shoulder) goes five scoreless vs. CLE
CLE: Clevinger gives up career-high seven runs
BAL: Sisco homers, drives in five vs. Indians
PIT: Chris Archer leaves game with hip discomfort
ATL: Soroka (forearm) holds NYM to two runs in win
NYM: Alonso goes deep for home run No. 28
TEX: Lance Lynn whiffs 10 in eight shutout innings
TOR: Lourdes Gurriel stays hot, hits two HR again
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first for Joey Gallie
For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
Holy God this thread is about the based [white] Sox isn't it?
Yes, go based [white] Sox, go!
Based Bauer to the yankee!
Congratulations to the Rockies on finally beating the hated doyers. It only took you 13 games to get a win.
MARINERS!
seething
You dogsers fans are sad
Jankee got Bauie!!?!!
OMIGOSH
kek is this true?
Enjoy sending ryu in for 7 innings for 1 game then watching your rotation get lit the fuck up when the playoffs come, doyers
Padres make up ground on the doylosers tonight. Fuck yes
>cusb
>the 2019 world series runner up buffalo bills of los angeles
Let's all focus on how
The CHICAGO WHITE SOX
beat the best team in the majors tonight.
Get ready bros we comin in hot
CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine being pete alonso knowing you will be stuck on a shit team for the next 6 years
Where did all these White Sox fans come from all of a sudden?
>Pedro Alfonso
Rangers!
this is the game that breaks that dodgers season ;)
>wankees
>kudge
>aaron sludge
>mike stankkkkton
aaron sombrerudge!
Gaayron Gaydge
Epic cringe at the sellout fan
Go based [white] Sox btw
>it's a based bauer and clev laugh about having 420 errrday while watching eastbound and down together in spring training episode
Get em AJ
what's it like losing 13-0 to a team that is actively tanking?
ask the losedians lmao
Dads Win!
I am one drunken man ona bender
You know what go based [white] sox
The Chicago Cubs.
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>9 games back
No. Stop it
BACK OFF
no cubes only based [white] sox
oh die
imagine being paid by a shit team to literally do nothing
FUCING CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKCKING FUCK OFF ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
just die
Yes Jermaine Dye was pretty cool
Next question, zellout.
>posts about yankees unprovoked
>literally obsessed with the Yankees
>will later post “lol stankees fans think anybody cares about their team”
Lmao you guys are pathetic. Bow down to the current AL leaders the 2019 World Series champions the New York Yankees.
oh you can stop breathing now
YUO SHOUD DIE ASS HOLE!!!!
CRINGE CRINGE CIRNGEEEE!!!!
Sick em AJ
Please see
>this heckler in the Dbacks-Giants game
>hey you're mom's a nice lady, she f-
>blow me harder you f-
>muting every 10 seconds
He wont even win NL ROTY lmao
Stankee cucks couldn't even beat the based [white] sox in their last 4 game set with them lol
Looks like it worked, Giants win
GG Zonies
Know what's going to be funny as fuck? When the bears only win 8 games this season and all the BEARDOWNDITKAMACKATTACK 2018 double doink 1 and done lifelongs go back to not talking about them
>the poo york yankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkees
Nobody was even talking about them until you brought it up
Get em AJ
Padres Win
Padres Win
Padres Win
welcome aboard the bajp reality tour bus
AJ IS SICKIN EM YAY!!! :D
bASES
Try topping the first 28 seconds as a walk up
>tfw you go to a home based [white] Sox game and don't even get shot at too much
A blessed feel
Is this erb? You're under arrest for posing as a [white] sock fan
Know what's going to be funny as fuck? When the yankees 220 million(they'll be up to 240 by the trade deadline) piece of shit faggot TTO team doesn't win a pennant no matter how much money they piss at it.
Absolutely based
Can someone explain to me what sorcery occurred in Baltimore tonight
GET
FUCKES
TANKEES
lmao we yankees own you we fuckin bruh we out lmao we fuckin own the shite sox lmao bruh we fuckin wrekin ya lmao n we bestin ya uhhhhh
and we're pwnin ya
stickin our guns in ya
ya beg with a pathetic mug
cus we from the bronx niga
may as well be beatin the white cocks
I mean, just look at the stats
clevinger sucks
>losedians
Orioles learned from the Chadres pounding them
Cringe Clevinger to the white sock!
Alright mlb
Each division gets condensed into 1 team
Which division has the best team?
HEY BAAAJP SHOW EM WHAT WE DO TO CUBS, BEARS, AND YANKEES FANS AROUND THESE PARTS
>STANKEES
>A TEAM IN THEIR PRIME
>CANT EIN A 4 GAME SET AGAINST A REBUILDING TEAM
>THAT REBUILDING TEAM IS.MM
>THEBBASED [WHITE] SOX
fuxking pathetic lol
retard has been spotted! he has been officially spottted!! get em!
Based Bauer to da burrs!
Please post this closer to October so I can remember to screenshot this and humiliate u after the 2019 World Series champions the New York Yankees win the 2019 World Series
>using "the" in front of your team's name
>mfw when bajp sicks em hard and sends em scurrying away
Lol I know you're you sad sack of shit
THE ohio state university
The 2019 World Series champions the New York Yankees are a classy team and I am respecting that class by addressing them formally on this Mongolian image board
That's not me lol
Let em have it AJ
At least pete alonso is doing good....
based chadres
what DID he mean by this?
me being shushed
lol they lost the over all series this season as well. i wonder what's it's like spending money like a fucking spook with a full EBT card on the 1st of the month and losing to a team with mostly personnel that havnt even been up from the minors for 2 years
You are such a little douchebag come to the bronx so I can kick your ass!
>spook
Why are you using that like the word nigger. I always used it to mean a CIA spook
I banter the fanatics I banter the bandwagoners I even banter the smooth talkers but Ive never encountered banter the calibur of mine. I banter to my shower I banter to breakfast then I banter back to my room for another day of extraordinary banters. Sometimes I wander outside and banter the kids playing on the street then there parents come out and I pull out the banters, and they hide their kids because the banters too strong for the young. After I banter them the cops come and I observe their banter to lure them into a false sense of security...then I rock out the mega banters and now the swat force came in but mega banter is all I need to dispose of them. It is only in the rubble when I see a worthy opponent of my banter throughout the distance. Its based bauer bringing some sick banters in the flesh himself. We recognize each others banter as supremum and infimum, yin and yang. He pushes the banter, I pull the banter. We then have a banter-off to see who is the last man standing he brings out the legendary bants,something that only a banteratic would be able to comprehend. Its bantermania for miles and miles on end and those left in the rubble can only watch as they bear witness to two legendary banatics going at it. It is two different techniques of banter and only one will prove the alpha supreme banter. He pulls out the big banter and I am shook. I retort with a home made banter myself and I can tell he is visibly shaken. The buildings have collapsed the people are all shaken and time has seemingly sped up as hours turned into days which turned into months.We banter some more and we banter at days end then we do it again til we reach the mangum opus of banter. It is then we both collapse, beaten by banter-but wait- He stands back up. I lay on the ground in fear as he stands over me. Fully expecting a finishing blow banter he does the unexpected and he reaches his hand out to me and utters one phrase: " take my hand, banterbro."
BD911
How could it possibly even get worse for the Mets
Least they're not the Lillies
AL East and NL West as always
>Ryu and Bellinger getting exposed
based
it's a drone part
NL Central.. So balanced. Next one be AL Central. Combine both and we have the central broship...damn.
Put it to em AJ
Pete Alonso turns out to be a one year wonder
calling up Tim Tebow
This. With all the rookies that end up as 1 year wonders (Aaron Judge, Gary Sanchez, Gleyber Torres) in this time period it would fit the bill
Cool gif
Get em AJ
Let the dogs out AJ
b a s e
b a l l
He’s competing in the home run derby so maybe he’ll ruin his swingp
Are the Mets going to be all right?!
none of us are
Why are there so few good rivalries in baseball, I can think of literally 5
divisions are evil, leagues are evil
Why does everyone bully Chicago teams? I understand the bulls, the Blackhawks, the bears, or the Cubs, but why bully white Sox fans? What do you gain from killing something that's already dead?
The last world series win was in 2005 and every year after that has been mediocre and forgettable and the only claim to fame we really have is Frank Thomas and maybe Chris sale.
What do you get from bullying white sox fans, /mlb/?
Gonna get swept by the barves and are going to go supernova and take out the entirety of the mlb in their collapse
Shut the fuck up
I thought this over... Sorry
Dogpile this asshole
this isn't wrigleyville, you can't just shout that on a street corner
Wine and dine this idiot
FREE BEEER!!!!!1
they always play their best baseball in september os they'll hopefully ruin the phillies season then but it will be rough for the next few months and as they trade zack wheeler to the red sox for three shitty A ball right handed relief pitchers with low ceilings
Those are big stars, thanks ichiro
>Another Cubs starter is dead
Sick em AJ
>they always play their best baseball in september
You dumb fuck lmao
>Charlie Blackmon has a 1.500 OPS at Coors
Even for lolCoors that's insane. Is that the best homefield hitting in the league, what's Trout's OPS in Anaheim?
>they always play their best baseball in september
Except in 2007 and 2008.
>mest
>doyers
Fixing to go the London game tomorrow, It'll be my first ball game in person.
What would be the best place to sit? Along the base lines, the outfield, behind the pitcher?
Getting a first level seat is out of the question, I'm going to have to a second tier seat.
Any advise?
*advice
Eat as much food as possible
Sitting along the baseline is cool but you cant really see if pitches are strikes or not. Behind home plate would be ideal or directly behind the pitcher in the outfield
never forget
youtube.com
Outfield behind the pitcher would be good
>mest
How long until Tebow?
They didn't spend 330 million dollars to be swept by the marlins twice.
b e i s u
b o r u
That's like asking why does /mlb/ bully mets fans or mariners fans. It doesn't have to make sense.
>mariners fans
?????????
Stop it with the Mets already. They moved pieces during the offseason to clearly rebuild after they saw they couldn't compete with the Braves or Phillies. How fun can it be to laugh at a rebuilding team? I don't see anyone mocking the Orioles?
93812768
>Judge, Sanchez, and Torres
>1 year wonders
Good morning /mlb/.
Can we please discuss how this is 2019 and THIS is still allowed?
youtu.be
The orioles are too pathetic to mock
youtube.com
>"I can do whatever I want"-Ron Kulpa
>ball 5 feet from the plate
>strike
>understandably mad at that retarded call that will probably cost you the game
>lol i eject u
Ban umpires
2:40
seething doyoid
but then manfred couldn't rig playoff games
Reminder that winning 1 out of 13 games against the Dodgers is like winning the World Series for Rookie fans.
>Dodgers fan talking about the world series
bold
Hi all what's the exchange rate for wins in england to wins in america
basey ballyroo
>sodgers
Cy Sneed
formerly Cy Chuck
Go away moe
God bless you Inspector
>CUBS FAN HERE!
Well hello there.
after much consideration and deep soul-searching, i've come to the conclusion that i must agree
nyy v bos gamethread
A lot of these guys are huge and ripped, but visually it's hard to tell because the uniforms are so loose. I really wish they would make baseball uniforms more flattering. Not necessarily tight, because there obviously needs to be some wiggle room for running and things like that, but I don't like the baggy look honestly.
At lesst they aren't wearing shorts.
I'm sorry, kay?
Kek wtf is this shit
i thought fox was gonna fuck it up but i didn't know they'd fuck it up THIS bad good lord
>red cucks
kys zoomer
It's hard to believe MLB doesn't understand how badly Fox handles their product, especially when they such a strong regional broadcast pool to pull from.
RIP CarGo
right? how does NOT ONE mlb person recognize how dogshit the sport's national presence is?
I'm just happy alonso is having a great year.....
fast gif
But where's based bauie
>one hour first inning
>starters combined for a total of 1 inning pitched
This is the baseball Manfred wants to show the world.
its gonna be like a 6 hour game and a final score of 30-23
>Manfred ball
Cringe
It's possible that Fox might be the lone national network willing to broadcast MLB. If so they may have the upper hand over the league when it comes to how to broadcast games.
It's also possible (though I don't know how) that national broadcasts simply require a much different product than regional broadcasts to draw wider appeal.
>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.
Reds @ Cubs
Can't be there for the game, so early thread prepped.
>be mets
>lose
where else in Europe should the MLB host games?
for me, its the Netherlands - but Italy could be kino
big issue here is finding a venue. European baseball stadiums are all minor-league tier, so they would have to convert a soccer/athletics stadium like they did in London - not necessarily ideal in terms of aesthetic, dimensions, or logistics (the host venue/city would have to be totally on board to drastically alter the stadium for a few days of novelty games)
fuck off
Paris
Jesus
Clown baseball
This is retarded to watch and I'm not even a yankees or red sox fan.
I feel bad for the brits watching thinking this is what baseball is.
>brits
>watching this
Fucking stop this retarded game right now
This is embarrassing
kek
Twins Sox
>halfway through the game and 23 runs
Could it be the Yankees and Red Sox finally found a park more memey than their own?
purist sent into a seethie kek lol stay mad at my yanks little guy.
Holy shit why are they doing this lmao
who cares the yanks are on
ugh we're watching the yanks here go away...
>tloses
>whos
ummm...yikes.
we're watching the yanks fag
big cringe
i can't sorry, the new york yankees are occupying my television screen
Please don't waste thread slots.
you gotta go back
Have sex
my yankees have everyone in a seethie again lol
#blessed martin maldonado on a hot streak
>mest
>RISP
>even the Mets ground crew is a dumpster fire
MLB's damn lucky that inning wasn't more of a shit show than it was, the fuck wasn't a rain delay called?
>bases loaded twice
>0 (zero) runs
This is peak Mets
does anyone know why everyone chews gum in baseball
>loaded the bases twice
>get zero runs
>call the rain delay late
>fuck up rolling out the tarp after you stored it incorrectly
>accidentally roll up one of the ground crew in the tarp
ladies and gentlemen the 2019 Mets
Originally it was a marketing thing. Not so much anymore but it stuck because there's a lot of standing around in baseball and it's a good way to pass the time
>accidentally roll up one of the ground crew in the tarp
I lost it
it's one way to get off chaw
How’s everyone fantasy teams doing?
Habit. You start doing it in little league.
>red sox be the home team
>play sweet caroline
>sinatra plays after the yankees win
What did they mean by this.
BIGGIO
Found the seething roylels
I like this Biggio kid
Phillies collapse starts now
who threw the first pitch in london today, i can't find it anywhere. i saw harry was there, im guessing he did?
harry winks and harry kane
Meghan Markle
>Stroman ded right before trade deadline again
why couldnt the injury gods take me instead
the Queen threw out the first pitch and the first drunk
>it was majestic
>phillies blowing a 5 run lead in an inning
Lillies bout to lose to the Marlins FIVE TIMES IN A ROW
What's it like getting your ass kicked by a team that is actively tanking, two days in a row?
Lillies are about to be 5-7 against the Marlels this year
what this really proves is that the Mets are the true worst team in the East
some highlights from the british commentary
streamable.com
Are the Twins a legitimately good team, or are they just the benefactors of the worst division in baseball?
64.28% winning percentage in their division (65.52 in a minute)
64.15% winning percentage outside their division
Did Manfred doctor the balls for the series?
Let's go Bravos
yes. that's why MLB is setting records for strikeouts every year.
Feels like Tribe Time Now!
Cubs!
how long was the yank red sox game? I imagine it was at least five hours?
Meanwhile Yankees:
78.79% win percentage in their division
56.25% win percentage out of their division
Astros:
78.57% win percentage in division
52.73% win percentage out of division
Dodgers:
69.44% win percentage in division
64.58% win percentage out of division
Looks like the Twins benefit the least from their division out of all of the 50+ win teams
close, 4 hours 42 minutes, second longest 9 inning game in MLB history
the longest was also Yankees-Red Sox, in 2006: 4 hours 45 minutes
DJ lemahieu has a legitimate claim to be the AL MVP
sometimes I forget why I still am a fan of the mets
all good things must come to an end
gg Tigers
their organization is trash dude
You know what Monday is, right?
My Jays :)
Who here dodgers and padres?
>Muts
shouldna gone to the fucken ballgame
Imagine being 3 games over .500 halfway through the season
What? You're in the same division
My Birds literally OWN cleveland
lmao, let's fucking go
watch the mets win both those games
I used to be a dodger fan but my brother moved to San Diego and has season tickets for the Padres but I still have a soft spot for the dodgers
don't be a fraud, you have to pick a side. what is it? you cannot have two masters
Then I side with the underdog padres
Imagine being a Phillies fan and having your team pay 200+ million dollars for players that lose to a Florida farm team. Lol
good stuff, I respect it
>switching sides for convenience
that's the california tactic
lol fucking phillies
>Losing 13-0 to the Orioles
>Two days in a row
What?
Dodgers @ Rockies
Cuh-Ringe!
Are the dodgers the whitest team?
Doyers are getting swept by my Yanks in the World Series this year.
My Yankees
Mariners @ Astros thread
i've given up on this season
>mest
Riley fucking murdered that ball
Was there a British broadcast of the London game or just the Fox broadcast?
>mest
Jesus Riley
>fallies gonna get swept by the fish
>braves making a comeback
astros are back
Doyers aren't making the world series without Machado the Murderer there to take out shins in the playoffs
your mom bitch lmao
>rec team lost double header
>also I almost killed our 2nd baseman
every game with Luke Jackson is an adventure
>6.5
>the Cleveland C's
whats with all these baseball weebs
>6.5
it happens dude. what's important is that you gained at least 14 bases today
...right?
>TFW 50 wins now
let's all laugh at the NL central
I hit almost every at bat so yeah
I'll be laughing when the doyers fuck your ass in front of your own fans again
>50 wins now
Took you long enough
wont see 'um till the NLCS
Why are the Phillies so embarrassing
attaboy
Cool maybe they'll win in 4 games this time
>again
they haven't played in ATL yet this season newfriend
>he doesn't remember last season
>last season
meh sure kid
this kia broad ain't got shit on toyota jan
But they swept the Braves earlier
Let's go padres
LMAO umpball in milwaukee
rub up the baseballs, boys
rub em up real good
get a good feel
if i see you throwing any pitches without rubbing your balls i'm going to be real mad
sorry clint yer outta challenges
>mest
will mickey callaway win another game in his managing career?
Mest have a manager?
On the usual scale of Mets implosions where does 2019 rank?
>doyers
I honestly had no idea
How do we fix the NL central bros?
>kershit
>Machaddie and the Chadres heating up before the all star break
Super based
Bros...
oh what the fuck do you want now?!
Yuli did it again
Fuck of
>That Cubs and Reds game
>Quintana goes full fire juggler and never got burned
>Heyward goes deep again
>Cubs preform the ultimate >RISP
>Top tier defensive play by Schwarber
>The entire BAEZ GRAND SLAM from the Reds broadcast perspective
>Strope and Puig's benches clearing kerfuffle
>Maples being Maples
The methinals getting BTFO is icing on the cake.
oh i hate ya
and I mate with ya waifu
you can only watch
as I stick it in her crotch
make ya feel awful
as I grabbed a handful of her tiddies
Do you have video of the grand slam from the Reds perspective?
Cubs piss me off
uh yeah
uh yeah uh yeah
verse 1
BAJP causin a seeth?
Oh ya know it bitch
chokes ya til ya can't breathe
starts diggin the ditch
you aint even dead yet
but that don't stop him from makin you a permanent bed
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah
verse 2
BAJP goes hard
killin cub tards left n right
*hook* -"yeah uh"--- he fights
"fuck ugh please"--- mo begged
" 'don't appease to homos"-- he said
"please I'll buy you a drink!"-- mo shouts
BAJP goes in harder n harder
makin the cusb tarder n tarder
they fall down, roll 'em o'er to a ditch
*spits* "you's a bitch" bajp pitched
>liking the cubs
>liking the WORST monster girl
>being in Chicago nonetheless
That’s a yikes
this to the maxiemum!!!22
Uh, I don't know about the characers, but that cartoon has big tits and I like that
Best I can get you is this
mlb.com
The fact they started the at bat extolling how great Hughes was at inducing ground balls for double play is what made the 'That was not a ground ball' comment all the more funny.
>Got that one over the plate, and Baez does, what Baez does...
retard above me^
Mexico won cubs won cardinals lost what a GREAT day!!
Meant for this guy
What's with all the hostility? Can you not just appreciate the best girl?
yay!
The best part was when they essentially called Puig a pussy for not charging the mound after all the posturing he did.
And this was after they said if Puig felt like it, he could snap Strope's neck.
Gosh i love Machado i wish he was on my team
Machaddy to user’s team!!!! :)
@kennyrosenthal
omigosh! he's so happy :D
This is psychotic
I'm pretty sure that a dullahan
I should have known
elo, kumiko doyer
evenin
DAT BASEBALL SKY!
>last London game is in less than 6 hours
>I'm still awake
Sorry
You have 10 (ten) seconds to give me 1 (one) reason why the Braves won't win the world's eries.
bavres!!
This asshole put us in the hot seat
Nobody puts jenny in a corner nobody
Because baseball is a crapshoot and literally 6-10 teams have a chance to win it ever year.
For me, it's cat 6
r8
>His favorite team's current 2019 regular season win total begins with a number that's less than five
Ready to lose a third one?
Kek
LeMaheieu has been my favorite player this year. Absolutely insane with runners in scoring position.
The acres of foul territory+the comically short distance from home to dead center have really helped
Make the switch man, nobody will judge you
detroitsportsnation.com
>Miggy starting to lose his shit
Should be entertaining
>people actually wanted Machado or Harper
nyy v bos gamethread
He's just hungry
>detoilet
Did Manfred outlaw brawls too? Don't think a single punch has been thrown this season. Closest seems to have been Puig vs. the Pirates.
We might get one with the Cubs and Reds today
I hope they kiss
>comfortable afternoon baseball
Best cure for Saturday night hangovers
new thread when?
who does /mlb/ root for in a yak doyer world series?
for best korea to drop a bomb on that stadium
Yea Forums would root for doyers because no one is hated like the yankees are
t. yankees fan
joe buck
Rootin for the buckster
Baack, at the waall.. it is..
Cubs @ Reds
Brought to you by Miller Lite.
Great Tasting, Less Filling. Miller Lite
he got sweeped by the Giants in the World Series, he's got no right to complain.
Bajp cease is getting called up, what should I expect from him
Sigh
I don't even think about the Cubs anymore. Nothing the Cubs do can phase me at this point.
Kys
4.2 IP
4 ER
4 H
4 BB
1K
Probably struggle since he's been inconsistent in AAA this year.
Everyone else has died or been absolute dogshit so they're calling him up before he's probably ready
Urg
Oh, the Cubs are playing right now? I didn't even notice because I turned off alerts 2 weeks ago. I'm not going to watch because I just don't care about the Cubs anymore. I don't even think about them.
It's a 26th man call up, so it's probably not even permanent.
Yeah his AAA numbers aren't great this year, maybe some giolito magic will rub off on him
Today, I'm going for a jog and visiting my mother. I'm going to make today great, regardless of what happens in the Cubs game.
jesus fuck
Yankees easily imo
man aaron sanchez is dookie
Why did they change Disabled List to Injured List?
The term "disabled" is offensive apparently, just like every other word in the English language now.
my phillies are fucking up again. I can't take this anymore
Imagine Bocchi as a Mets fan.
Based Manfred wants to work r*ghtoids into a frothing seethe for next to no effort
friendly reminder the mest traded a future star prospect for a shitty closer and a 36 year old post steroid robinson cano on a shitty contract
Which is odd because the term "disabled" refers to a lot of things. A disabled vehicle, for instance. Also, it is not seen as an offensive term for someone with a permanent disability, so why is it an offensive to them when it is used to refer to a person with a temporary disability, one that prevents him from doing his job?
Cope
imagine not having dj lemahieu on your team
I wonder how many fans at the London game were actually european and how many were just american tourists.
doesn't really matter because the doyers would lose
Doyers @ Rookies
WHO CAN STOP US?!
FUCKING NOBODY
I'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER KEK I'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER!!!
6-1 Phillies...where have I seen that before
Yanks have had 30 hits and 29runs in 24 hours against the Red Sox. However my favorite bit of the game is when being interviewed, a British guy said, “of course I cheer for the Yankees, I can't sit around and root for bloody laundry!” Brits always coming through with the banter
Lifelong Yankees fan here
>fallies actually winning a game against the fish
give it a minute
I'll solve this mystery...
>Marlels have the easiest out and still manage to screw it up
JUST
kek what the hell was that
its because they came across the failure that is wai-in chen
what mystery
Giolito is gonna pitch another 5 inning complete game if he finishes the top of the inning before lightning hits.
Sigh
Kys
why the fuck do the phillies have to struggle so much? even with fucking 10 they still find a way to fuck up
That's perfect, she was made for bullying anyway
But the Twins reported the rain would be gone in an hour?
The White Sox are saying 1-2 hours. I guess that's not bad for a day game.
kek scuba kek
At least your team is entertaining in its self-immolation
just foul
I wish I could say I'm enthused that the Cubs are losing, but I'm not even watching the Cubs game because I don't let them dictate my emotions anymore.
>cusb
Astros
>Lead the league in home runs
>Still be useless when your team needs a hit
It's almost like hitting a baseball is hard and you can't just choose when to do it well.
448th for the Braves being elite
Excuses
based L flag
Hit the cage sometime queer
*dabs on you in october*
>the buffalo bills of los angeles
OH I FUCK YA
I know I'm late on this, but can the Red Sox bullpen be collectively executed via firing squad?
well, except Eovaldi, we really don't know how much he would have saved this absolute abortion of a relief corps.
>mfw they lose their third WS in a row in 2019
let's go astros ok that's all
Sigh...
GACKT
A BIG RED...UP ARROW?
Ugh... sigh
I honestly had no idea
Best division
Deepest memes
Best rivalries
Best weather
Hottest fans
Biggest collapses
Imagine not being gay in 2019
Honestly who can stop >us?
So the Yankees?
oh look, it's the guy nobody asked to be here. I thought you fucked off to /nfl/ for good
>inb4 "u mad" rapper-posting
>tloses
>two all-stars
kek
>Best division
Nope only 2 decent teams
>Deepest memes
nah
>Best rivalries
Lol Nope
>Best weather
>has a dome
Pick one
>Hottest fans
lol, pic related
>Biggest collapse
you have to be good at one point to collapse
Now centralbros on the other hand, they have a claim to the fame
>Pence
>Minor
>Gallo
imagine having broships ever
>sneks
my bad u fudged up
Explain this bullshit
no
Sorry man I just got ahead of myself
Based...based
Based centralbros
Fuck off back to the FOOL's ball already retard
Manfred is PCing up the game.
sorry sir
Now that the dust has settled who was snubbed and who doesn't deserve it?
>who doesn't deserve it?
unironically all the cusb players
I call 'em the Shitcongo Flubs
Grr
anyone else think mike trout signed with the angels because he knows they will never play a meaningful game in the playoffs thus not exposing him as a regular season stat padder with no clutch gene and tarnishing his muh greatest player of a generation legacy
Meow
I feel the same way about Clayton Kershaw
>mest
Will the Mets ever be a competent franchise?
My girl.
>eating at cracker barrell
are you 80?
>not eating at cracker barrel
sick em aj
>no Mancini all star
That's why I hate the Braves. They're going to enable this futility for at least the next 5 years
fun fact: Scott Steiner has been known to enjoy cracker barrell
There's no need to even defend Cracker Barrel, everyone knows it's the most based chain breakfast restaurant.
fake news
The man has always been a Shoney's shill
Sick em AJ
>mest
COLOME
>tfw you win a series against the Twins
Who's biggest name in this image is Poodink
Ol' Poodinker
Feels good. especially since what happened time. Based gio based Moncada based Colome. Should Colome have been an allstar? 18th/19th save now.
Sigh...
>he doesnt know about scottypods
I think so, and he still could be, as well as Anderson and Moncada. A lot can happen between now and then. Nevertheless, 3 all stars is awesome. When was the last time that happened for the Sox?
>he doesn't know Timo Perez
Only 3 under .500 now with the Tigers and Cubs before the ASB. Can they do it? Be a winning team at the break?
Moncada being an allstar would be awesome. Too bad about Tim's injury.
>Tigers and Cubs
They'll be 3 games over.
Doesn't Anderson lead the league in errors?
literally whom
Even the resd could beat the cusb are you telling me the whos can't?
Gah
>zoomers doesn't know Steiner
The Reds have a +39 run differential and the White Sox have a -69 run differential. Their records may be similar, but there's a clear difference under the hood.
Poor Reds. They should be much higher, what went wrong with them?
Is it, dare I say, our year?
cringe
New though