/engen/ general
Poast it
this fucking shit again
this bitch is a pig
there isn't enough money in the world to pay me to fuck this cow
fuck you all faggots and dicks who keep making these threads
t. gay
Who is this engen character?
a chick who rides the line between attractive and weird-looking, and made a funny face once
i like
*runs 12km per game*
I'm NOT going to dump the same 200 pics every day, you know ...
But have a one anyway.
she looks low iq
>she looks low iq
Yes. That's part of her charm.
dump only those which show her extremely intimate with other women
That's about half of them, user.
>this will never be your wife & daughter
>looks qt on the pitch
>see real life photos and realize she's just another boring thot
imagine being a lesbian QUEEN and having fat virgins of Yea Forums touching their dirty dicks with your photos
poor woman
so she's a pedophile like all homosexuals
her legs are too bony
I think that's her sister (or something like that).
Make of that what you will.
anyone know what the A tattoo stands for?
she probably loves it
Can't be a girlfriend. She has too many of those.
She has an objectively flawless beauty
Nah she's definitely better than the average shitstagram thot because she looks pretty good without a million lbs of makeup/plastic surgeries AND she's an athlete
Anime
disgusting
Fun fact: The country of Eng-land was actually named after Engen, as a tribute to her beauty and grace.
historian here. can confirm
>the line between attractive and weird-looking
This is where transcendence lies, not merely attractive but endlessly fascinating.
Anke her gf
This actually makes perfect sense.
everyone knows
"Ah love me some Yea Forums!"
Anyone got good webms? Seems like there's very little actual content
Just post everything you've got, I can't find it in the archives. mostly just people spamming her name
>I can't find it in the archives
Here you go:
So is she actually a lesbian or is that just typical neet conspiracy theories because she has lots of photos with women? You guys know women just cuddle with their friends and shit, right? Doesn't make 'em gay
We don't know. But she's probably bi and whoring around for photos.
Also, here's a pic of her cute little pussy.
cheers! What's her vsco username?
Just read that thread, user.
This tournament is fucking boring without Engen ...
She looks like the little chubby kid from the harry potter films
She's not chubby though. And I think I've heard his puberty went well and people call him handsome now.
>his waifu is eliminated
>his waifu didn't even make the semis
Go fap to Rapinoe, Ameritard.
smells like stale pasta
you mad
Smiles we couldn't protect.
If, at least, we could have protected her cute confused stare ...
(Winkfu's also out of the tournament. No one to root for anymore.)
Oranje and England have a few qt's
based
Imagine watching her take a shit
name one from each
Why would you possibly care about some degenerate lesbian
There's nothing there for you
she isn't a dike
she just likes making out with other girls for male attention, like every other 21 year old girl
She's not a lesbian.
She's pansexual (woksexual, to be exact).
Van de Donk
Roord
Martens
Bright
Stanway (ish)
Bronze
Greenwood
>Van de Donk
6.5/10
>Roord
6/10 (this is generous)
>Martens
7/10
>Bright
5/10
Congrats on finally coming out user
rest are unratable
Holy shit, that thing is ugly!
Nice looking, but plain. Nothing that makes them stand out.
Looks like a 12-year old.
I’d stick my dick in her donk if you know what I mean
england unironically called these "women" attractive
>Holy shit, that thing is ugly!
>Picks a picture mid game after running about w/o makeup
>Nice looking
>Team photo's with touch ups
Please dont tell me you're as brain dead as this leaf
Engen got Anglo'd
>Bright
Fwoar
>WP signs
>Racism armbands
Engen is off the fucking scale
trips of truth
/engen/ is our new fuhrer
based bong, never understood why so many people hate bright
Vasco
10/10 would dine at her restaurant
I give you 1000 euros in bitcoin if you partake in intercourse
Lol, Napoleon Dynamite
can't unsee
wew
i wonder how she reacts knowing Yea Forums has a crush on her
Well, how would you react if Yea Forums had a crush on you?
her eyes and eyebrows brehs...
This is why I don’t like how unrestricted instagrams messaging function is. When my waifu blows up on here I’m worried that she’s getting flooded with dozens of mutts, pajeets and Mohammed’s messaging here. It already makes me cringe seeing the comments from random Turks and Arabs on her pics
calm down Sir White Knight, your fair maiden is safe
Underrated and based
Explain
Just look at the filename.
Perky for a football player!
Well, yeah, she has a pretty great body. But I think I like her face even better.
What is this expression trying to convey?
haha wouldn't that be WEIRD? haha
>wouldn't that be WEIRD?
You're writing this on an image board where people unironically watch women's football. Compared to that, it's not weird at all!
Bright is the high test choice
:3
I miss her...bros...
>Bright is the high test choice
Elaborate, please. How high exactly do you think her testosterone levels are?
Slight cross-eye makes her look a little bit dumb
CUTE
Just rewatched Azumanga Daioh. Now I know which other bestgirl her stare reminded me of!
cute!
Neat, saved
Reminder that she's definitely not legal in that center-right pic. (Not as if anyone cared.)
Great thread chaps.
>This is a 6/10 in Norway
Feels bad man
How the fuck do I find a wife like her? Any poor countries in Europe where a 10/10 like her would marry me for a US passport?
here
What cities or towns should I visit for the best looking girls? I'm serious.
>What cities or towns should I visit for the best looking girls? I'm serious.
Wolfsburg, next year. Lame city (unless you're into the car manufacturing process, which is less interesting than it sounds), but Engen will apperently be there.
that was harry kane on the right
imagine sitting in the middle of that circle and them all farting and you're just like sat there breathing it in haha
she just stands out from that circle of normies as a semi autistic social retard
she is /outgirl/ in every sense
She probably posts or at least lurks here when she's not busy playing ball. Which is a postive.
Nice belly button
>having a daughter
dont make me hit it
She probably celebrated her 20th birthday alone. After eating that strawberry dish her mom made, she shitposted on Yea Forums until 6am
she's 16-17 in that pic. we're good:^)
Prove it
>An L-plate is a square plate bearing a sans-serif letter L, for learner, which must be affixed to the front and back of a vehicle in many countries if its driver is a learner under instruction, or a motorcycle rider with provisional entitlement to ride restricted motorcycles.
means she's at least 16
16 is the age in consent in enlightened countries. only burgerland do you have to wait until she's 18
>No more Engen
I blame you, England
If you want to fuck faggots and dicks, you might have gay tendencies.
Keep it in the closet, do not act upon temptation, marry you a nice wife.
turk
farmer
kamper
gross feet
t.footfag
What's the house specialty?
Is she tarded?
A bit.
Is that a problem for you?
She's trönder
she's isn't a retard, she's just a little weird and socially awkward
part of why we love her
best friend is a cat
alone on birthday
>goes to beach alone
>doesn't quite fit in with a crowd of peers
>goes boating alone
>secretely paying homage to a rare pepe
>can't act normal around peers because too nervous, sign of avoidant personality
>best friend is still a cat, only appears comfortable in pictures with animals
>didn't want to hang out with other kids after soccer game, dad bought her a coke to make her feel better for being lonely
Hey, no problem. She has friends in here!
i clicked post too early there, i meant to say all those were positive things that make her more endearing to us
n-no bully
Whats that user ?
Yummy
>Yummy
I know, right!? And the food as well!
is that a traditional norway dish?
looks like delicious whatever it is
>is that a traditional norway dish?
No, Australian. Called "Pavlova"
Some kind user answered that question in the last thread.
Her and I will eat this at our wedding.
Germany you're invited.
she looks like Cristiano here
Take that back!
Once you see it, you can't unsee it
When will the Queen finally admit it?
She doesn't look like him at all though.
They just have the same retarded expression sometimes.
autisTSUUUUUUUUUUfu
Imagine the offspring
I don't usually participate in waifu nonsense but I do really like this one
might be because she really looks like a girl I used to know in school
I really don't want to imagine any Ronaldo offspring. Not even Engen genes could save that one.
Imagine.
For an athlete, the shapes are guuud
any pics of her cute butt?
Isn't Engen already 5'10"? That chick must be huge
>Isn't Engen already 5'10"?
Well, either she isn't, or these 12-year-old boys here are giants for their age.
>1.77m
They're big boys
I can masturbate to these pictures please?
imagine being a pro in a sport and have ass this flat
YUCK
>flat
Get our with your fat fetish or whatever it is that makes you think that defined bottoms are "flat".
He's latino, he can't help it. They're just like blacks with the ass obsession.
dubs for roast, man
fuck
she prob has Aspergers or some level of autism
how is such a flawless specimen constant around such uggos
does she not have a posse of equally hot model friends?
>ywn hold her hand on a chill autumn day
>ywn drink hot cocoa with her
Why live
Anglo'd Engen
trump pls nuke england for this
-canada
Kinda looks like daisy Ridley innit
>>goes to beach alone
who made the photo? turk bf?
a giantess usually has big feet
you have to take the bad with the good
>flat
nigger what?
cringe
thank you argentina for taking over our job as chief shitposters of Yea Forums
No, not really. I mean, they're both girls and they're both cute, so the comparison is more appropriate than that with Ronaldo. But that doesn't mean much.
Is there a scientific reason as to why the cutest girls are always lesbians?
daily reminder that female soccers make less than poverty wages
if any of you are even bottom tier wagecucks you make enough money to impress her
ay FUCK you holmes
Nice pits.
engen: this party sucks. i want to go home and shitpost
Reminder that tonight is another of those shitty games with no one to root for (but only against).
They should have ended this horrible tournament the moment Norway was eliminated.
Is Engen the force behind engenposting?
Nah. But let's hope she'll join us soon and post a few exclusive pics of hers.
based
>mfw this post
Oh yes
They know you have to be good looking to attract a woman.
Is she gay?
>Is she gay?
Probably bi and promiscuous.
Also, she's /ourgirl/.
>ywn smell her panties after a game
No medication can soothe this pain.
If these players agents were smart they'd tell the players to bag their post match panties in a ziploc and sell them on Ebay. They'd make so much money itd be damn near an index fund.
What the fuck are those? Could those shoes be any more european?
that dogs only got 1 eye
>that dogs only got 1 eye
If that's what stands out to you in that pic, you might have some wrong priorities, user.
>If that's what stands out to you in that pic, you might have some wrong priorities, user.
Implying my eye wasn't immediately drawn to Engens crotch area upon opening the pic and I was cock-blocked by a dog with 1 eye
>This zooming
The cameraman is /ourguy/
>cock-blocked by a dog
You could have seen as much in the thumbnail.
I didn't look at the bottom half of the thumnail
This win is for you Engen!
Let's hope so!
What a shit game.
I miss Engen. Would've been so much better with her!
autism bump
Cameralesbo is shaking with horniness
Bump. Americans with no understanding of the sport are shitting up the board right now. Great.
And Messishit later. Even greater.
At least we have Engen in here.
bring back engen to destroy the american team of disgusting dikes
when girls are gay its ok if they're pretty
Vasco