/cric/ket World Cup

the haloooo gimmick is now dead lads

1. India
2. Aus
3, NZ
4. Bangladesh
to be honest

umm the table topping new zealand?

umm the street shitting India?

Rude

umm the world dominating United States?

elite haircut lads

looking good lads

post 4 r8ing

>poopee banter

why do Indians and Zach always have to ruin /cric/

>go to hip looking cafe
>elderly Chinese behind the counter

hmm

fucking good coffee though

reflecting on Australia v New Zealand in the group's last year

What did he mean by this?

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last world cup that is

Eden Park has produced two of the most kino ODIs of all time. One was that group stage game and the other was Stonis' only ever good game where the Australia top order collapsed and he scored about 150* but he ran out of partners.

Meme ground but has a penchant for providing GREAT cricket.

reckon this is cultural appropriation lads

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based KrazyKrejza

Mum sent some elite homemade sweets lads. You can have a bite if you like.

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what went wrong

what gave it away? first time ive dropped in here for months

rundown on what I'm looking at mate

Why do people always think I'm him? That's happened to me a lot

Post Max Glennwall

probably my weakest meme tbf

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just the way you write a post

also your history of hot takes on Eden Park

that wasnt my post, though it is coincidental as I entered the thread at the same time as it was posted

Cashew stuffed in between sweet parthas, Puris dunked in jaggery syrup, bread dunked in sweetened egg syrup and some fried coconut stuff.

for me, it's lighting some incense and meditating in a comfy hot bath

tell me about Victorians

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yeah I'll have a bite mate ta

based mum

just BTFO'd some emotional roastie on facebook lads

pics

>implying i'm fresh enough to dox myself and become a pseudo-trip
have to take my word for it m8

Just share some based lines

Ross Taylor smashing a hundred and chasing down 336 was p.gud. Oh and this humiliator of a chase:

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just the conversation, you brainlet. not your actual name and address

tipping he didn't actually btfo anyone

No bet.

spaghetti meatballs for diner lads

*sings a banger*

yeah, I'm gonna make the post on the old /cric/ thread
I'm gonna post 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna make the post on the old /cric/ thread
I'm gonna (shit) post 'til I can't no more

I got the tripcunts in the back
Sebbo is too fat
/hoc/ is seething mad
Got Richo who's mad to match
/cric/ saved by Mado-ka
You can make the post
I been making wallops
You ain't been out Hagley O-val

Ain’t no Paki tell me nothing
You can’t tell me nothing
Ain’t no Lankan tell me nothing
You can’t tell me nothing

You do the spagh meatball haka for that?

mad diarrhea from eating my twix after I dropped the packet in the gutter by accident is on the cards tonight

grim seeing sebbo mangle my year old banter

went on a bit of a bender myself last night and my IBS is rioting

>year old banter
Reckon it was a betoota advocate article first mate

So true

just remembered some old miniclip games that are gone now lads

reading cicero - in defence of the republic
reckon he was a bit of a cunt

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for me, heliattack 2

That is NOT great cricket

for me it was crazy taxi

>English cricket

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NEWS: Gookmoot has range banned some IPs from Indian 4g networks. I'm not sure though.....

i think this game was the first time hazlewood ever got out in an ODI

that's a good start anyway.

I remember you well in Chelsea Hotel
You were famous, your heart was a legend
You told me again you preferred handsome men
But for me you would make an exception
An' clenching your fist for the ones like us
Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty
You fixed yourself, you said, "Well, never mind
We are ugly but we have the music"

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For me it’s
>YOU WAS AT DA CLUB
>BOTTOMS UP WHEN I FIRST MET YOU

Cheers ICC for fucking up the start time of this match so badly.

youtube.com/watch?v=AhVW0vMljP8

love this album
wish leonard cohen stayed like this and didn't lose his way in the 80s

*had stayed
*and not lost

ta

they call you grammaticallycorrectbro

youtube.com/watch?v=YUb8bDtla-8

A well-spoken /cric/ is a well-respected /cric/.

>only one million views
did no one listen to them outside of Australia? this song was fucking huge

genuinely worried about how I didn't pick up on those errors myself lads

For me

youtube.com/watch?v=CZe9YxJNs48

*about not picking up

youtube wasn't as big 10 years ago
views on youtube get split between the same exact vid uploaded on dif channels
australia is small

youtube.com/watch?v=ykW4rtW2eu0
released at the same time, both big songs in Australia, 55 times the views

but yeah I looked it up and it didn't even chart internationally, no one else listened to them

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Van She > The Presets

this Presets band seems quite shit tbph.

they call me the ayatollah of rock and rollah

>wikipedia
unsurprising coming from a nonce

wonder if Zachs ok. He seemed pretty drunk and upset before.

seemed like he was making more sense than ever before in his balding life

in what way

unsurprised that a kiwi nonce wouldn't understand how everything zachy was saying was "so true"

might retire balding banter, sebbo's attempts have put me off it

Heliattack 2 was my favourite too.
Did they ever release non-browser version of it?

reckon you'll be retiring heterosexuality soon as well

cringe

Finally some decent cric on

kek

>le gringe
grim

reminder that the sebbo-zachy-joshy alliance is the greatest anti-nonce force in the history of /cric/

won't be doing that, sebbo has put me off the male sex

Sounded like unfounded bitter ramblings of a broken man 2bh. Too scared to attack Aussies. Takes the soft target. Threatening to beat people up on the Internet. Grim stuff.

what's left

the unholy incel trinity

looking good lads

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looking good mate

what's it with mate?
looking yummo though

Looks delicious desu

>using book as knife holder

meatballs with basil, rosemary, onion and garlic. Sauce is from tomato, garlic, onion and basil.

yeah having it with spaghetti though?

>doesn't understand why, just fires off insults
Learned it from a chef with 30 years experience in top restaurants mate. I'd explain it to you but you're probably too thick.

yeah boy, just packet stuff, good enough

fair enough mate sometimes I do the same despite being a wog

Fuck I am hungry. Watching the rugby first. fuck the crusaders aint shit. Also fuck all you aussies as a side note.

come over for spag m8

>$2 holder is not good because marco pierre white told me books are better

Lawncunt you having us all over for dinner?

used to do the fresh pasta meme but realised it doesn't actually matter with things like a strong bolognese sauce. literally just a bed

yeah m8, except idiot curry

Nice one, i'll bring some whiskey.

Will have the Auck lads over for a barbie in summer, not even joking

based

still 5 hours away, kill me

missus got me this, it's a beaut.

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Right over to /rug/ lads

Pavement

;_;

based missus
how is she mate

who are you talking to

Jarrod "Writing Another Anti-Australia Article So I Can Keep My Job" Kimber

lawncunt

lol fuck man i wonder

such a contrived writer
uses the same article template

....

for every single article that he writes

...

thinking its so clever working in poorly written prose about their struggles

...

in the middle of discussing cricket games

(You) who you're talking to, fucking nrl weirdos

who are you talking to mate

aus/cric/

chuck us a (you) then mate

>"what do you listen to in your earphones during training, mr warner?"
>"top 40 lad"
grim

cop this

Started listening to Roy & HG again since they left triple M.

You now remember Glenn “CHAD” McGrath. Spare a thought for his wife who died from cancer.

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THIS

highest world cup wicket taker ever right there

Both tweets are cringe 2bh.

lads come and have pre-match in /rug/ like a big happy family of anzac/sp/

scomo is deliberately cringe, tries to cultivate that typical middle class dad image

He writes exactly like a video game journalist.
>I am not going to die before I get my corpse. I can make it, despite the hordes of hollows lying in the shadows, just waiting to hoist themselves up to my eye level to snack on my face. I used my last estus flask after a fleshy dog-thing lunged at me from the shadows, mistaking my bone staff for its chew toy. But that's okay: I can still get to the edge where I fell, while trying to cross a chasm by leaping through the air. I missed.
>You can define it by what the ball isn't. It's not a huge swinger; nor a yorker, and perhaps most importantly it isn't right-arm seam. The delivery is a half-volley that straightens, which is something any international batsman should be able to handle. And the batsman is not a regular player, but Joe Root. Earlier in the tournament, it was Kusal Perera, so the batsman is irrelevant, it's the bowler that matters.

he does nothing but remind me of the grim pink test these days

The team that loses today are out of the WC, yes? Or do they still have a chance with their remaining games

Just been to see that Elton John flick. Quite good but also a lot of gay stuff going on

aus already has a spot in the finals
nz should still get in

result of this game is actual irrelevant

Australia are through no matter what. NZ needs to win today or against England to have a spot. If India beats England, NZ go through.

there are two games, cazz

>sat night
>aud v nz
>cric dead
>SR semis
>rug dead
did everyone get gfs?

my solitaire game has difficulty settings and im wondering, how the fuck can solitaire have changes in difficulty the cards are random, unless they're not

going to a club for the first time in years tonight

>Spare a thought for his wife who died from cancer.
EVERY PINK TEST

Man I know 3 men who lost their wives to cancer and after mourning they got on with it.

what did they mean by this

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Yeah mate I just told you I went to see rocketman. Do you think I would choose to go to that on my own?

surely the fact that you have to use a picture of him in a south sydney polo because you can't find him wearing anything related to new zealand would be a tip off that maybe he's not really a kiwi

Russell Crowe is not a New Zealander.

>most popular australian and kiwi are huge jackman and russell crowe
grim

Most popular kiwi is based Kane fucking Williamson you dumb curry fuck

Does /cric/ believe in astrology? We need a prediction animal like Paul the Octopus for the WC

>Does /cric/ believe in astrology?
nah m8

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Yeah, Prem Jyotish exists

Shall not be missing the shitflinging that will be going on later tonight.
Good luck New Zealand, hope its close

>most popular indian is a dead guy
vexing

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im almost certain it would be that singer whos name i cant think of right now only like nz version of adele

lorde mate
taika watiti is popular with the plebs now too

by who? nobody will be awake

Kiwis will wake up just as Aussies are passing out. what a cracker WC cheers lads FUCK

if you stay up till 3am, I'll get up at 5am and throw poo at you

didn't we shift the starting times all over the place in 2015 so home countries had a chance to watch? bongs are a joke

Afghanis will sadly be on the receiving end of a huge phainta from Pakistan.

Stop bitching about the schedule you pussies, I’ve been consistently waking up at 5:30 am to tune into the cricket.

they don't even have lit stadiums. backward shithole.

what time in the afternoon do you normally wake up? i'm up not long after that most days

no one gives a fuck about you though.

a healthy well-adjusted person will be getting up at 5:30 every day to go to the gym and make breakfast and won't consider it something worth bragging about

who gives a shit? you're a yank. you're irrelevant. talk to me when the USA qualifies for the world cup. then you can bitch about it like us

Blur are so good

What a coincidence, one of those astrologer guys that go house to house came around this morning and wouldn’t go away so I paid him 20₹. He was spot on with what was happening in my life previously. Was a little shocking desu

tipping he has sleep apnea
it's common among the morbidly obese

I have to go to work at like 9-10 am. I usually wake up 8, get home by 4-5, do more work till 10-11 pm, then also have to cook every couple days, which takes me till 1-2am cause I’m a shit cook. And yet I’m still waking up for the cricket. And anyways, study came out recently that waking up at 4-5 am everyday is not healthy, the opposite rather. People who do that shit regularly and take pride in it are fucking retards, the whole 8 hours of sleep thing is a lie too, people need way more sleep than that to properly function and realize our true human potential.

who are you talking to

>10:30pm start
>12:00am nz bowled out
>bed

who the FUCK do you think

it's quite passive aggressive and gay not addressing posts directly. food for thought.

get the feeling that australia will bat first lads

>we'll have a bat

bangas beating india makes for most excitement in the remaining games

they've been losing the toss AND still batting first i dunno what the fuck other teams are thinking

For me its Pak v Ban

If England manage to still lose against India, they’ll throw against Bangladesh instead since that would mean Pakistan getting knocked out

i don't give a shit

Cricket time

>they aren't watching CRU vs HUR

steve irwin is probably the most famous australian

hope england lose both matches and the fans/papers have breakdowns

Closer than I thought. Really hope canes can finish well

NEED them to win

Is the Elton John movie gayer than the Freddie movie? I just assumed it would be a shit money grab trying to ride the English poofter wave set by the Freddie Mercury film.

woah easy on the homophobia there friend

Yeah a lot more gay stuff in this one, bit less AIDS however. It was better than I expected though.

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Hate people like you

Not a big fan of the gay stuff, might give it a skip. I hope they don't go full homo trilogy and make a George Michael film.

What's wrong mate? Scared you might turn into a homo yourself?

why's that

Nah, just don't care to watch stuff that's against nature and against God. I don't hate them, but I don't agree with homosexuality.

classic Boer

youtu.be/ooOELrGMn14

this u?

Why couldn't the ICC put the shit game 2nd and have the aus game on at 5:30

what's for dinner /cric/?
for me it's oreos dipped in pepsi max

>he still eats dinner

God made Elton that way. Homosexuality was invented by God, as everything is. The only people that say it is wrong are old white men who are scared they are gay themselves

>Afghanistan is 309 years old

if everyone was gay, humans would be extinct in a generation
sounds natural

that aghan anthem is pretty sick. love me more of the somber national anthems

Gonna have to respectfully disagree on that, but I don't mind you having your own opinions. I have no problems with how others choose to live their lives, as long as I am free to distance myself from it.

90% of men are too weak and ugly to breed and should fuck each other out of the genetic order. The other 10% of handsome and strong men (such as myself) should be impregnating all of the women.

>the only people against gays are old whites
imagine actually thinking this

>effeminate Welsh bowling

this weekend is going to be so great
today is the day the WORMS of england drop out of the top 4 despite being tournament favourites, and then they will lose to india, confirming their non-participation in the knockout rounds
I am going to edge during eoin morgan's press conference(after losing by 105 runs) and time my ejaculation to when he talks about how the pitches were not conducive to their play, and they are still the best in the world
oh my god it's going to be so great
and on top of that, we have a match between two actual contenders in australia v new zealand
just please, please let the seething ginger glovelet get another first baller after all the whining he has been doing in the press

So we all want the Pakis to win and knock England out, right?

iMad desu

>opening with spin

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no shit m8

yes

Hey, is asking out a cute girl who works at the woolies deli a bad idea?

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what's the worst that could happen

As a gay, non white person it is completely accurate. You wouldn't have a clue.

Also have that name, been getting this shit since childhood. You're calling yourself mad.

Boomer opinion *sips*, but cricket isn't the same without Bill Lawry and Tony Greig.

I could get embarrassed and have to buy my groceries somewhere else.

yeah but FUCK richie benaud he is nothing

>As a...
yikes

As a gay white person, it is not accurate

But "mad" in Imad is pronounced differently

the biggest-brained move of all

based statsy

Well the kids always called me I-Mad.

Ive found Racism in the homosexual community just as bad as from straights

The absolute state of this crowd

she should be the one who is embarrassed for turning down such a top bloke

makes it easy mate since you only see her at Woolies and it's easy for you to adjust

surely she is not there all day every day

BASED cover drives

Yeah this boomer isn’t catching that

>POOmir

Would have beat Pakistan if we just picked ish sodhi

AFG have no chance against PAK

BASED Rahmat

The Amir Shitshow

>drums
>vuvuzelas
>horns
literally who enjoys these things? such a fucking nuisance honestly

Amir No-show

t. dairy owner

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

what, you don't like someone playing the same note over and over again with no rhythm or musicality at all? sounds like you have shit taste m8

they're like big fat brown mindless children

Looking forward to the 57-0 to 143 all out batting collapse

Shaheen losing the plot KEK

>stealing 2 runs
kek

KEK

K E K

what a retard. absolutely no reason to have thrown the ball. no idea what he was thinking. got whacked for another four now

Just heard windows alert tone on Kayo wtf

Shaheen getting absolutely embarrassed

yeah as he hit the ball, wascin the broadcast

WASTED REVIEW OH NONONONO

wait what the fuck? that was not out

grim

GRIM

G R I M

Yikes

City of (You)

GOTTEM
BACK TO YOUR FUCKING CAVE OSAMA

are we watching the same review?

Looked not out, but apparently the tiniest clip.

>10 PM start

FUCK off

Apologize

cazz

Pakis might be fucking snicko up

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

based

BASED

>
I made that post after he was given out, mate. I don't think there was a nick

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Afghanistan BTFO harder than when USA was bombing them for literally no reason

fucking brainlet afghani's

>advert for roosters piri piri in Birmingham during the Pakistan vs Afghanistan match

ShaHEEMED

with the airhorns or with windows elite hacking

heading out lads talk tomorrow xx

I am sorry Shaheen

>meme bowling
>on a hat trick
I'm literally saeething rn

ON A HAT TRICK

Khil em'

Gulbadin was not out. ultra edge's spike was meaningless

this lad's 30

>ultra edge's spike was meaningless

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>that spike could have come from anywhere

pretty sure they had something to do with 9/11 given they invaded afghanistan right after?? think it through m8

W-we’ll get the Amir show this time, right lads

it was. there was a gap between the ball and the bat. this shit has happened before

*farts*

HOWZAT

Bought season tickets to the amir show last week but now I want a refund

I will wait until to Bangladesh match to see if Shaheen is actually bowling good

Who is staying up with me to watch the match?

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NZ lads what's the plan: stay up or get up?

GOTTEEEEEM YES

GOTTEM

Hey I asked first asshole, you better not steal any of my (You)s.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I look like I might be right thank you very much

*prrrttt*

HAAAAAAAGGHHHHWAAAAAGHHHHHHZZZZZZ

how far behind are your streams

Stay up.

I've come in on a hattrick delivery before. Just about edged it, but went on to make a massive 5* (23) while our allrounder down the other end smashed 40-odd off half as many balls.

lmao how did the umpire miss that edge

I was asking the kiwi lads.
go kiss your sister.

Get high and see where I go from there. Let jah rastafari lead the way

Shit umpiring this

Being right and owning a dairy are not mutually exclusive

I'm on skygo so about 1min

if I get high I'll bail

he's not. absolute fucking flukes. Gulbadin was not out. I'm seething

judging by the thread reactions, I think I have the "live-est" stream

Afghanistan take all my energy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well done m8.

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i can see the future

Need 4 quick wickets lads

they've just seen daniels beard on tinder.

black shirt would get it

How come some aren't muslim? I thought that wasn't allowed.

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>Really hoping Afghanistan win today. I went there for work a few years back and it's a country divided by so much but united by cricket. That's the power of this sport. Matt, London
so true

fucking dumb cazzies

why aren't they watching the game?

they're all Muslims. some just don't wear the stupid scarf

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hope the designated street shitters win this WC tbqh

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>that one white guy
Lmao

>checking /cric/
based

What are they divided by?

based af

want to watch the cricket but got church in the morning

they're not in porkistan

by so much

This goes in my reaction folder

For me, it's all the wonderful friends I have made in /cric/.

Headingley is so comfy that not even having the ground filled with Pakistanis and Afghans makes it uncomfy.

reckon the only team getting dabbed on by their fans harder than england right now is the brisbane broncos

I always laugh when I see a malnourshed 3ft bengali cuck making racial slurs online. Literally would hold you down with my 6’4 frame and shit in your mouth

KEK

Damn.

oh no no no no

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>shit in your mouth
why would you do that?

She cute

every time I see Sarfaraz's face on camera, I can't help but think about how ugly his face is. he's not even the ugliest man I've seen in my life but still, every time I see him, it's the first thing that comes to my mind. he's just so repulsive

you should poo in a toilet mate not in another lad's mouth.

I don't get it.

Read carefully

i have never had more fun playing a video game than i am right now

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made me think.

BING BING WAHOO!!

What game m8?

what game

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still don't get it.what's funny?

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haven't enjoyed video games in years

My parents don't want to switch to the NBN right now even though it's available.

What do?

What game?

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move out of their basement you fucking parasite.

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I don't think basements are common in Australia.

I'm playing old school runescape with a custom map and story in ultimate ironman mode

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Lad I...

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Stop posting pictures of girls, I hate girls.

Based

I woudn't know I've never been there.

just don't see the humor.

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just woke up

get a wicketttttttttt

I think you might be a bit gay

red dead redemption 2 is pretty good.

Thought she had a groucho marx mask on.

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>Beautiful city of Leeds

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Looks like the Jews beat the Christians to Pakistan.

looks like a dude

post cute girls, /cric/!

kek, my thoughts exactly

aaa or even aa or a ball players would smash.

You should, it's quite nice.

shame the red dead redemption series is on consoles only

gay.

that's the appeal.

You're gayer than me, and I literally get fucked up the ass daily for money.

Cheeky

afghanistan running away with it here

T. Copejeet

Don't. It's filthy.

Apologize

FUCK OFF

Running away from winning

sekiro if you liked dark souls.

AFGHANISTAN MAD

Jesus that game is fucking long

The virgin Stanikzai
The CHAD Afghan

>be afgandustan
>no infrastructre
>daily suicide bombings
>90% population cant read or write
>90% cant afford electricity
>be playing worldcup

This is what happens when we live in a everybodys a winner society.
Everybody gets a medal for trying society.
these players should go back and start working on the railroads

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what are you, a casual?

sounds a lot like your country mate

>>no infrastructre
>>daily suicide bombings
% population cant read or write
% cant afford electricity
>>be playing worldcup
could have been talking about pakistan 2bh

>tf
>tp

Pretty rude

you haven't played enough games then.

Bit rich mate.

Thanks for drinking deluxe koolaid goyim

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Pakistan is not war torn Syria or Afghanistan tier, whatever you hear is false

That game is tiring especially when you try to complete all side quests also with no

idk lad. it's hard to take a post about suicide bombings seriously when it's literally made by a Pakistani flag

>lad called Afghan
kek

lazy bastard

Also no fast travel

Sounds lovely.

WALLOP

He changed his surname

so yes you're pure cazz

was that a home run?

by Allah WALLOP

c-cute

wtf is Ikram doing

is this the waiting room for the aus/nz game?

Impressive makeup skill here.

so literally pakistan

Baghdad was once the capital of trade for the entire world. The most prestigous city in the world.
Just because (((they))) sponsored bombings to fuck up our nuclear powerplants doesnt mean we didn’t grabbed them by (((their))) necks and slit their throats

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had hard pounding sex on Thursday and long blowie last night. she went for it again and I had to tap out. Am I getting old lads?

blog on

yea that's pretty concerning m8. Get a blood test.

busniness idea : kill the taliban

you don't get it, do you? literally everything you said about Afghanistan applies to your shithole as well. Pakistan is like the homeless guy who smells like the sewers and looks at another homeless heroin junkie and goes "at least I'm not as bad as him!!!"

M8 please, rdr2 is not that good. I found god of war's gameplay better, especially the Valkyrie fights

>The most prestigous city in the world.

lmao

for me, it's a cup of tea and some white tim tams

would expect nothing less from a low test poo peelander

Feels like Afghanistan should have more than 81 runs for the amount of shots they've gone for.

that's fine but irrelevant.
/cric/ is a Fromsoft general and anything else is incidental.

Must be from Tauranga

>white tim tams

unbased and unredpilled

not expecting to see too many kiwi flags around today after I beat them the fuck out last night

yeah the RR is decent still though. if they can bat this out, a 250 total is defendable for Afghan bowling

Shaheen is a girl's name.

>shadab
>imad
meme names

we need /pol/ tier Pakistanis to counter the hordes of RSS member Indians in these threads. So I don't feel embarrassed about it AT ALL.

dont laugh at people using a second language you complete shitter

racist

>white tim tams
oh dear mate sort it out

whats a 'tim tam' m8

I thought you already tried that once

So true

Good thing I was there to tap in, send my regards to the wife

I'm from Auckland but my benis may be from Bay of Plenty

you fucking what

how's the shakes today alchy b? Couple of beers with breakfast to muster up the courage to look at yourself in the mirror?

like a penguin bar

Agreed

Indians>Pakis imo
Pakis actually want to change our culture and legal structure of the UK, whereas Indians tend to assimilate at least a bit

envy of the world lad

but with indians you have to deal with people wearing polos and jeans in the gym

more of an Islam thing than a Pakistan thing

Q: Whats a penguins favorite relative?

rug's up lads

Indians are always the biggest cucks. They love to offer their women to the host nation and assimilate. Pakistanis are the exact opposite.

Arrrrrrrrrrrr

I don't know, what IS a penguin's favourite relative?

Pakistan is majority muslim, India is majority Hindu. Thats kind of the whole point of why they split mate

good now apologise and post rankings

BB > DaS > DeS > DS3 > DS2

Will not forgive them for how they treated Issrael Folau.

That reminds me that we haven't had an official /cric/ Meme Player XI since the world cup started.

what have we got so far

>Universe Boss
>iMad
?
>Bane Killiamson
>Colin, The Big Guy
?
?
?
?
The Aamir shitshow
?

open for suggestions

Caramel timtams.

Demon Souls is easily the worst, terrible boss fights, easily the most clunky and just hasn't aged well at all.

shut the fuck you kiwi nonce pussyhole

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>still seething
kek eat shit faggot

You are supposed to assimilate into your new country's culture, not set up a paralel legal system for fucks sake.
Sikhs are particularly based in this regard, loads of them do military service in the UK

seething little bald loser kek

>shaddy
>bobby

kids a manlet

>>still seething
>kek eat shit faggot

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BB=DaS>DaS3=DaS2:SotFS>DaS2

VERY EARLY THREAD

his sister cos hes a paki penguin

wheres DeS

WALLOP

whats the cricket version of a home run

needs the grim ginger

the point being that Muslims in India are also like this. it's a religion problem

angry little alchy mama's boy

Didn't play it, my PS3 broke

it's great

For me, it's Brian Lara Cricket

Will play if they release a remaster

T. Poopinder singh

Hitting the ball directly back in to the skull of the bowler.

That’s why nobody likes the Pakis. It’s also a reason why Paki’s are unable to learn anything new from their host cultures and are hence a 4th world country.

just bet my house on Australia lads