Official NRL Saturday Thread

Mr Whippy just drove past with the classic jingle blaring
Quality stuff

>classic jingle
It's called Greensleeves m8

absolute state of the pootans

nice thread losers lmoa

Fair drinkum, I don't even know what third world country this flag belongs to lads. Any ideas?

Going to kfc lads

God I wish that was me. I'm on a health kick at the moment. Going through withdrawals from caffeine and sugar today and have a killer headache.

PonGOD out
Knights loss confirmed

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>those fucking retarded updates

Knights with Mann at fullback and Lino at 5/8 vs Broncos with Milford at fullback and Boyd at 5/8
Get hyped for a disaster

I only get takeaway at most once a year these days but I spent all day doing housework and can't be fucked actually making food now

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Had domino's bros

Can't believe Dylan WalkGOD let me down like this

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*thats my team starts playing*

poots my poom

no wonder this thread is dead

all the poongababbies have chucked a shitty lmao

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I'm still here, just waiting for the game to start

I was told 5, not 5:30

>Doubting Pearce

yikes

based ronald mccointoss

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Boyd looks like he's dying on the inside

>I was told 5, not 5:30
Should have taken a look at this thread, m8

>shites winning without poonga

lmao state of you cazzies

They beat Souths sans Ponga you retard

>sans

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broncucks have won their last 6 out of 7 games against the shites and the shites team is a shambles

broncucks by 12

Just realised the NRL name their refs, touches and video refs on the site/app lads

BFT WILL feature in tonight's game

I LITERALLY told everyone that over a year ago and before that they listed the referees in the match previews you FUCKING freshcaz

why does everyone disappear when their sc teams dont perform as they thought they would

where has milky and shiggies gone?

>11k at CBUS
LMAO yeah fucking right

Sorry m8, I was just excited when I saw BFT listed

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yet the likes of Danny, Nightshift, and Richo remain.

>all the high profile broncoconuts getting btfo by the knights pack

how peculiar

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Daniel Saifiti is literally better than any Broncuck "forward"

almost as if they are one poster.... hmmmm

>implying richGOD is having a bad season

>milford taking the kicks and standing behind the ruck for offloads
What exactly is boyd doing?

>Getting an on-the-spot obstruction call
yikes

based qld cup broncos

BFT looking good in green

based broncomedy

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>broncos getting refball at an away game
lmao

What soggysao doing anyway

meet me in the toilets at the general roberts after the game

at Yatala Pie shop lads

Excellent flag work from BFT

Sean O'Sullivan pushing Lachlan Lewis for the title of worst halfback to play first grade this season.

just want to die lads

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Almost miss the game because the gf wanted to have a rigorous hand holding session.

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GOATcastle still looking like they could collapse and leak 30 but here's hoping things stay steady

Will be in Roberston tomorrow if anyone wants an autograph

german is the sexiest language

Japanese**

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Belmont Race 7 #10

Who here at the knights game?

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Great to see Milford already has the Boyd defensive whiff down pat

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Asian master race

The ABSOLUTE state of the BronKEKS!

>that lone bright yellow guy in the crowd

>Payne Haas says he'll be targeting BASED Klem and Saifiti
>gets bashed by both of them
Hearty kek

Come back Wayne we need you

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>penalty for obstructing the air
lel

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>haas gets shit when he announces musliminity and starts going a pube bush on his face

Haas with his most metres of the game. Too bad it was going backwards.

the more trades i make the worse my team gets

Reminder /nrl/ loves women and based homosexuals. We are also a inter-faith poomunity.

Trying to think of the good times lads

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Fuck me dead

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if you post about womens sports your IQ is less than 100

Imagine not being /GOATcastle/

Here lad. You the same guy as before?

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BroncGODS are standing around. They're petrolled already.

Edrick Lee with a broken arm
Classic GOATcastle clown game

fuck pangai is fucking poo

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>8-3 penalty count for Brisbane
>losing 18-0
Kek. Even refball can't help the BronKEKS.

Imagine being a broncucks supporter AND a virgin. Yeesh.

Literally me

Gillet just gave Lino a kiss

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Milky you phat bottom boy, you here m8?

I know that feel bro

>GOATcastle dominating
>Piss still can't bag any points

Bizarrely Mann has been doing a lot of the work
Wouldn't have believed it pregame to be honest

Ashley O 'I'm on a roll'

im here m8

What happened to the Broncucks? Is this the fate of all teams that stack islanders?

Yeah looks like it. Find the shitposter in that crowd, i dare you

post cute girls, /nrl/!

GOATcastle with the hottest cheerleaders

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Fucking JUST

Rocky chicks. Even Broncuck virgin could get laid.

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Klein is a fucking cocksucker

wonder what her favourite beer is lads

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Thank you based fagly klein

>refball at levels previously unseen

>flegler and host

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oh no no no

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What is going on

Knights shook by the sheer force of refball they were hit by

BRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODS

>tfw wog broncucks supporter behind me supplying the banter

I dont know what to do lads

Ask him if he could help your broncos supporting mate lose his virginity

yes please

Why did he even offload that, he could have just scored

Great game of footy.

Milfcuck crushed by former Origin star Buhrer.

Only bad part of the match is the refs

Remember when tpj was the future

??????

ugly cunt

MILFGOD

Boyd needs to fuck off to Super League NOW

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>clear stripping motion
>loose carry
yeah okay

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I really wish I could touch a girl's bottom just once in my life lads

CLOWN
GAME

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BOYD! Top kek cobber

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>boyd

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Jesse Ramien the absolute chad
He'll get the first pick of the Newie slags tonight

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Boyd on suicide watch

based poocastle

>boyd

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I can taste that puss from here.

pls delete

no you can't dumb virgin

That wasn't me, I don't know what puss tastes like.

most of the puss i have tasted has tasted like garlic

haas is so bad

the broncos and his family will ruin his career

Thinking about getting a gentlemans perm

GOAT-CAST-TILL
GOAT-CAST-TILL
GOAT-CAST-TILL
GOAT-CAST-TILL

Remember when Sione Matautia played for Australia? lmao

>Broncucks lose game
>Broncucks lose fight
It's like poetry

>that retard who said the Knights were no chance without Ponga

>Darius trending on twatter
lel

5/5 soon to be 6/6

samesies

>tip all the favourites
>they win
wow what a fucking achievement

assmad poocos supporter detected

>tigers
>favorites

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>take out cockstab
>scores

all i can do is laugh at this point

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>favorites
>favor

BURGERS PLS GO

>using britcuck spelling

inshallah brother

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apparently edrick lee broke his arm in his first contact of the match and then proceeded to play through it and score a try before he left the field

how can small dicked whites even compete

just cashed out my multi. I tipped Canberra, and NZ and the Sharks in tomorrow's games. Point at me and laugh if they all win.

Why do i fall for the poor b8

should at least have kept it until raiders win

because you are a low IQ lemming

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based and well hydrated

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For me, its canberra, nz and poodogs

>you now remember when the eels were considered premiership contenders

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Not sure what to think about all these sweaty muscular football players lads

>be Eels
>finish last
>have opportunity to start again with 17 players and coach off contract
>re-sign entire wooden spoon team and coach
>be surprised when they keep losing

>be behind in the tips
>take a gamble on the hopeless bulldogs to try to get you a cheeky tip

you are a bookies wet dream

thanks for the good laugh m80

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I'm 6/6 champ

Why don't people in the tropics just evolve a slime secretion covering so they don't have to sweat all the time lads?

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I do secrete slime constantly

YESTERDAY ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

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>hear party occurring in the flat next door
>I'm here all alone on Saturday night playing PUBG, smoking pot, and shitposting.

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DONT DO IT MR BURGER

DUDe WEED

>I'm 6/6 champ
>tipping bulldogs

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Did you have fun at the last party you went to user or was is just as unsatisfying and regretful as tonight?

non elite tipper detected

WHO ARE YOU RESPONDING TOO?

why didnt cucktric put his tips in this week?

meant for

Indigenous All Star Jack Wighton playing well lads.

>he's odds can beat them odds
eloquent commentary from finchy

barry check the fuse box

>Jarryd Hayne
>Valentine Holmes
>Dylan Brown

>no ponga
>still beating my opponent

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FEEEERGOD
FEEEERGOD

gayrod choker

>16 nill down
COMEBACK

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thirstiest man on earth

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based filename

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How hard is it to hold the ball lel

MOSES PARTED THE GREEN SEA
BASED BASED BASED BASED
MOSES PARTED THE GREEN SEA
BASED BASED BASED BASED
MOSES PARTED THE GREEN SEA
BASED BASED BASED BASED
MOSES PARTED THE GREEN SEA
BASED BASED BASED BASED
MOSES PARTED THE GREEN SEA
BASED BASED BASED BASED
MOSES PARTED THE GREEN SEA
BASED BASED BASED BASED

i parted ya mum's legs m8

Indigenous All Star Jack Wighton playing poorly lads

Finally I get to meet you... Dad

honestly getting more entertainment from brad arthur attempting to inhale all the water in the stadium than the actual match

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Look at all those dead soldiers

i would be doing the same thing if i was in Darwin right now

That's at least 60c he's got if he goes to a centre to turn the containers in

It's not even that hot.

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>Fahrenheit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT

Based Jack

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>pooders

>tfw you get BLACKED by Rapana

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God I wish

>be Bateman
>get stiff armed by BASED Sivo
>get stiff armed by BASED Sivo again
>get smashed by Hoffman
>throw up netball shot at key moment
The ABSOLUTE state of Britcucks

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proper hydration wins again

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good move mate

An elite and muscular 5391 crowd

Watching fast and furious lads

Gonna finish watching Doom. Saw the first 30 minutes and need to finish it.

awful film, decent game

perhaps do not let /afl/ view this post

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