The anti-Messi

m e s s i

Basedme

issem

the nemessis

so is Messi SSOB man?

Dark Messi

The nemessi

Anti-Messi the Forbidden Winger

Messi black

Darth Messi

Devil messi

White messi

Archmessi

Boss Issem

Bizarro Messi

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Echo form Messi

The Basedme

Okay, so time for a timely update. At this point.

>Went out
>Had sex
>This incel is still in his basement making Messi threads for free
>He is going to samefag and have dissociative multiple personality conversations with himself the entire night while I sleep
>UPDATE: Took a shit and he cleaned it for free (this is very important)

ALL OF THIS WENT SMOOTHLY ON THE COPPER-CHASING JANNY NPC PROGRAM. NOW, FOR THE IMPORTANT DUTY OF KEEPING THE INFLUX OF A SPORTS BOARDS WHEN THERE ARE NOT SPORTS GOING ON
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He is going to do it on saturday as well while I am on the gym (WE'RE HERE)

NEXT TO COME FROM THE 4C-C ETERNAL MANAGER/UNPAID JANITOR
>He will keep this pursuit even while I shave, get my pool prepared, have a home party and have sex again in sunday
>He will do so for the rest of the year
>He will do it after Messi wins his sixth Ballon D'or, regardless of FIFA/UEFA "prorrogations" to produce more votes for his homosexual idol
>He will do it after Messi is declared the best footballer to have ever lived and the Homonaldo/D10S "debate" declared one of the most shameful cases of fake marketing and media manipulations in history, a simple footnote long after Gaynaldo AIDS/overdose death in a moroccan's lover bed
>He will keep doing all of it in his basement for no pay at all, and try to "troll" my sons in the 4c-cup where most of his CHAU videos are posted as the ultimate lolcow of the place

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how do I acquire this body type?

do everything messi doesn't

dont be a pecho frio, be brave and fight till the end, love your country and love dogs.

by getting 500,000 euros p/w wage (+bonus)

this is further proof that tattoos ruin your body

Only degenerates do that, Alexis is a family guy, loves his mom, his dogs, family and friends, helps his original town and does not fall for thot's game, and he reminds his boss for his friday cheque

He looks so out of place in his NT, I have my doubts he's Chilean.

Bizarro messoy

is this the kind of body you have when you don't eat pizza or sprite?

BOSS MESSOY

this is why Modrić and Ronaldo are GOATs of their positions

they embody excellency in every aspect of their lives

The mess-no

Just do some push ups every now and then

i honestly don't get why good looking blokes like Hamez gets them, leave that degenerate scribble for gang bangers

Don't be gay

Give me ONE good reason not to fap to this.

liquid messi

Have sex... With golden retrievers

Revolver Messi

messi ocelot

>tfw I have the exact same body type (with more defined abs)
>Literally all I do is push-ups

It unironically works. Going gym is a meme. Bodyweight exercises are all you need.

Because being gay is a sin.

>Modrić
literally who

t. Kingsley Hudson-Mwumbu

Well I've just sinned.

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>Messoy cuck

Unironically this

t. Cristiano Ronaldo

You have been brainwashed by kikes.

It is only gay if you are taking dick in (blowjob or receiving anal sex), otherwise it's 100% straight

Lose weight

Have sex

BOSSi

im scrawny as fuck though

Not true, do the opposite

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Based

Being a women must be amazing
If you want to make your ex-bf look bad just make something up
Imagine the situation the other way around

I once dated this girl during a slump, she was one of the worst I've had. I could get hard but cumming during sex was literally a challenge. I had to imagine some porn actrice if I really wanted to bust a nut. In retrospect I don't understand why I didn't just bounce, I guess I was to emphatic toward her. Didn't want to hurt her feelings lol. Anyway we kept dating and eventually I warmed up to her. Again I was in a slump so emotionally she fulfilled me. Not so many weeks after we had entered a pseudo relationship she broke things off. She got incredibly arrogant at the end. Due to her graduating school and what not. Went from insecure wallflower to arrogant fembot.

Apart from many boasts and jabs towards me her main remark was that I didn't do it for her in the bedroom. And she 'couldn't be her usual self' that way. Fucking felt like a drag and on numerous occasions did I leave the tv on in the hopes to low key masturbate to a hot girl on there whilst we were fucking doggy. But to this day I'm convinced she thinks I was nuts over her but just a bad fuck. That's the thing with modern women. They are either rockbottom insecure or balls to the wall arrogant and without any doubts. There's no middle road.

how can a man be so based

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>perro has a boner
based

giga messi

Messi Blanco

ultra instinct messi

Based and sickpilled.

SS + GOMAD

It's the brainlets that get tattooed. No one with IQ > 100 has a tattoo.

respect me for my digits pls

I know Sudacas are a bit weird, but his gf looks a bit young for him.

Who cares about whores when you have man's best friends

lmao how do you even notice that jajajajajajaj

she's reportedly 14 and that's the legal age here, but I agree, she looks like a child and it makes me uncomfortable to see a grown ass man dating her

The Tidy.