Don't you fucking dare to lose tomorrow urugays
We'll be the ones to push your shit in
Don't you fucking dare to lose tomorrow urugays
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Can't wait
>Says the old man that lost to us once already
Don't you get tired already of this? Whoever wins tomorrow will destroy chile.
It's either sangre charrua or Inca warriors.
Prepare your anus.
sorry to disappoint you but >we always choke on "easy" matches
B team bitch
You can't win against the real CHILE
>then they say >WE are the obsessed with them
no, chilindio, Chile-Uruguay will NEVER be a classic
you're a maggot, even if we lose 7-1 next match
stop trying
you're 13 Copas short to be this cocky and make this threads
well, uruguay doesn't ahve a classic
argentina has brazil and brazil has argentina, maybe chile and uruguay become a thing :^)
>I-It was our B team
Cope, dilate, have sex, rent free.
>Brasil
>Caring about argentina
Top kek mate, you are delusional. Brazil doesn't give a fuck about Argentina as a rivalry.
The same as you guys don't see us as rivals.
No one has a real rivalry in South America.
we're better than both so you're right
we don't have a classic
if at some point any of you two (Brazil or Argentina) get more titles, maybe we could consider you a Classic
Based tricampeon
I've watched your games in this Copa America and Brazilian fans don't root for your opponent, try watching Argentina's games
Paraguay, Venezeula and fucking Qatar getting more than 2 consecutive passes and the whole stadium went "ole ole" kek
Lmao copas in black and white
Truth is we fucked you in 2015 and we'll do it again
I dont give a shit about the final i just want to beat your shitty tiny country
>mfw living rent free in chilean and mexican head
Based.
Doesn't mean that they consider you rivals, means that they want you to lose, which is different.
it will be rough for sure, nobody can't tell the result even the most optimist of the fans, Uruguay has SOUL as well as Perú
i don't care what cup you think care
you're a maggot and continue to be so for a thousand years
>a chilean talking about small countries
you live in a fucking corridor
I tought Chile Argentina was the Goku vs Vegeta of futbol
Cringe
Shut up pecho frio if you make it to finals (and thats a big if) we'll beat you for the 3rd time in a row
Best save yourself the embarassment and lose to brazil
Fuck off. Mujica ruined your county for good and you'll never recover.
Nah, Chile-Peru matches are always great.
>best SA economy
How is the dollar going with Macri Gato?
>And you will never recover
If we recovered from 2002 we can recover from this since FA will lose this election.
Meh
be careful, you can fall into the pacific
whenever a chilindio gets soooo mad because he can't handle the banter, he turns the thread into a /pol/ shithole
NEVER CHANGE CHILINDIANS
absolutely pathetic
>the uruguA(y)NO claiming that the Brazil/Argie rivalry isn't real
Imagine being this detached from reality
Don't overhype stupid nigger, get your ass down to earth, we yet have to beat uruguay and brasil/argentina if we want el tri, we have the top 3 NTs of southamerica ahead of our goal. If we want to be number four (someday) we have to keep up the good work, we'll eventually reach the "great filter" in the way to the elite status, mafia is the biggest adversary we yet have to beat to settle ourselves in the elite of football.
Literally no one except argies talk about said rivalrly, most brazilians couldn't give a fuck and consider european countries as true rivals.
Stop memeing.
never said that, you 2 are rivals
we are AVOBE you 2
when you win some more shit and get on our level, you can be our rival
>let me tell you about your country
>Chile Uruguay will never be a classic
K, we don't fucking care about your tiny irrelevant country mate, we just hate Uruguay because you are fucking pussies on the pitch and act all tough outside of it.
if you win this year you'll be the 4th team, you won 1 at home and the second one wasn't even a real cup
but if you defeat uruguay in the semis and then either argentina or brazil in teh final, then it's a big win
colombia are too coldchested and paraguay play horrid football, chile deserves the 4th spot
Rent free
Lies, Argentina are our biggest rival.
Nigga we beat var sinson today, this copa is ours
>projecting.jpg
so that's why ur so obsessed with us arent you
aaaw cute
This.
>dilate
isn't that what you do?
Kek, okay then.
Even if we have no rivals, we have no one on our level either.
Getting all the hate is amazing.
Lmao peru you're still here
Odio a Cavani pero joder Chile Urugay
We dilated your team last week bro.
patagonia>some small rocks in the middle of the ocean
A really long one
I hate uruGAY and I hope they get dismantled tomorrow.
Copycat country.
You gave it your all to beat our B team and you could only do it with a lucky header at the end of the match
You're gonna get fingered uwugay
OH NONONONONONO
based
Those small rocks control billions in $ worth of oil, plus fishing and general political stuff.
>We have no one on our level either
OH NO NO NO NO
>You gave it your all
Top kek mate what? Our midfield was pure sub 25 kids that got their first match against you guys.
Imagine thinking that that was our A team, kek.
Rent free, amazing.
u 2 will never let it go, will you?
it's time to move on
where do you think we get our oil? we have top 10 world wide reserves
Delete this.
Pooriental Republic of UruGAY
Land of junkies and frauds.
and yet we have not a single drop of oil and still do better than you
fix your shitty country nigger, vote someone decent, and not a parasite
I don't think you understand, there is no legal way to drill from the Antarctic to get the oil reserves, however from Falklands Island and the other islands you can dig from there under the ice sheets to get the oil, thus bypassing the legal stuff. This is why the Falklands are so important because it allows that. The other thing being, as I said, general political stuff.
people that understand history understand it was one of the last power projection wars of the UK
it's totally understandable
That's Brazil (Goku) and Argentina (Vegeta), you uppity mapuche.
>SŌY CELESTE, SŌY CELESTE, CELESTE SŌY YO
Uruguay is Beerus, heh.
I'll vote whoever I want botija.
Viva Peron.
>the moyanist kleptocracy of niggertina
How does it feel to live in the feudal fiefdom of some crooked businessmen and unionists?
aaaaand that's that's why you're shit having 3 hundred trillion quadrillion of dollars in reserves per capita more than us
good job!
Does Uruguay unironically exist? I've heard they won like 20 cups but there is no visual record of such thing. Also, I crossed the river and people on the other side still peak like Argies and look like Argies
Brazilians hate to see Argentina win any game, but some of us like messi
Imagine being so obsessed like these guys
wrong picture
This is now an Urinegay HATE THREAD.
Well, also the fact that the Falkland Islanders didn't want to be controlled by Argentina and the UK gave self-determination to everybody bar Hong Kong which was stolen with (((Chinese))) trickery later on about the Falklands War. The other reason, obviously, is the Falklands is a key position for any potential offensive action against powers and a place to resupply and so on. Now it's to do with all the oil that is there.
I hope for the day that Argentina tries again and I hope this time we don't stop at just blowing up a dozen aircraft on the mainland and instead occupy parts of Argentina. Give it to Chile or something.
en tu casa, porteño puto
shut up nigga, you can't invade shit
we aren't in the xix century anymore
These are the official clásicos
Brazil - Argentina
Chile - Uruguay
Colombia - Venezuela
Peru - Bolivia
you can make mocking images all you want
the truth is
URUGUAY: 4WC'S + 15 COPAS
ARGENTINA: 0WC'S(BOTH WITH EXTREME IRREGULARITIES) + 14 COPAS
that's just how the cookie crumbles bro
Why does the country names of Uruguay and Paraguay end in Guay?
>Brazilians hate to see Argentina win any game
Only braindead favelados. Most people were rooting for them today so we could have a BRAxARG semi-final
SE AFANAN TODO
NADA ORIGINAL TIENEN
POR ESO SON PROVINCIA REBELDE JAKAKASKSKAKSKSKAKAKAKJKJ
we have no clásicos
you need at least a couple WC's and like 10 more Copas to be in there
one illegal goal in the quarter finals against england (then maradona scored the 2-0 witht he GOAT goal) is now an irregular cup? what about the 1930 cup? half of the wiki page from that WC are the irregularities kek
it means "river" in guarani, one of the main native languages of the south east of south america
cause it sounds cool
>you can't invade shit
Err, what? Google 'Fourth Anglo-Afghan War' friend. Then read this:
henryjacksonsociety.org
tl;dr Power Projection goes 1st USA (Global Super Power) 2nd UK (Super Power) 3rd China (Regional Super Power). I'm not quite sure how you think the Argentinian military could prevent a proper, full force, fully backed, British invasion. They couldn't. This is backed up with facts, numbers, equipment and so on.
yep, both cups are irregular
and you CELEBRATE it like the almighty "HAND OF GOD"
none of your WC's are real
>uruguay yo te vi campeon
to be fair, it was 2011
watch both the 1978 and 1986 finals and try to find any sing of refball
if you even count group stage games (like you are doing), then every single world champion had some "irregularities"
>the second one wasn't even a real cup
dude... tell that to Messi and the 80k people that went and witnessed that day in the Metlife stadium. Chile - Uruguay/Perúwill be a total display of football, the best team will win, Chile - Brasil/Argentina would be Chile vs Conmebol+VAR+top2. Brasil plays perfect football at their best, Argentina is good at football AND mafiosos, Uruguay is pure soul and beats mafia everytime they have to do so. Colombians think that they can get to the top 4 only by means of mafia and that's granted epic failure.
shhhh this people is extremely sensitive and prone to heart attacks when faced with the truth
Why don't you invade yourself to get rid of the arabs before thinking of going somewhere else
Based, even with the PATERNIDAD, that's our spicy classic
And you can't prevent a proper, full force, fully backed Argentinian Amerindian® invasion into your mum's arsehole.
Bitch ass nigga.
mickey mouse cups don't count
Because real life isn't /pol/. I could say why don't you get rid of all the Caribbean blacks that are in your country, or the mutts of various races. Because that isn't how the world works.
Probably not, my mother is 70, if you're wanting to fuck her arsehole then I'm not gonna stop you.
>Chile beats Colombia
>Even playing damn well (minus Arias)
>Uruguay will most likely win their game
>Chile - Uruguay rematch
I wanted a shamefru dispray of Chile but this shit got interesting. This time hopefully Rueda won't be a fag don't change the scheme.
if you cheat in in a group stage game to advance you would never be in the finals in the first place dummy
then all teams that won a cup cheated
Nigga you won a game with a fucking handgol
not as flagrant as your 2 wc's
Map drawn by Argentines. Chile at that time was only Santiago and some regions to the south; We never had an exit to the Pacific. Argentine historian confirms it.
biobiochile.cl
There has only been one tricampeón in copa america, it was argentina in the 40s when it was played every year
If you fags let us become tricampeones how will you cope?
We were cheated in 1990 and 2014 finals, a penalty that never existed and a criminal GK foul that almost knockouts Higuain.
By that logic those cups belong to us.
People seem to forget Maradona also scored this goal in that very game
Shame VAR wasn't around yet.
You can't say that makes the game legit
If the first goal exists, it pushes the losing team to move forward and creates more opportunities for a second goal
D-Do we really have a chance?
The Sistine Chapel of goals.
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Rojo got redcared for touching the ball in the last final, so your only cup also doesn't count
YOUR "GOD" SCORED A GOAL WITH HIS HAND AND THE WHOLE WORLD PRAISES FOR IT
if you're gonna get picky about fouls, then we would have won 2010 as well then, constant refball against us
Yeah, but you're being inconsistent since that Brazil game.
Keep crying faggot, not a single Uruguayan dead or alive knows how much does this cup weight
>look it up
>mfw
How the FUCK did this even happen? Why dont I hear uruguyans bantering the argentines over this tournament?
It's literally all they talk about kek
Seriously, was this tournament bizarro world or something? How does this even happen?
*how much this cup weights
El ChileANO
we are nice people
we mostly only counter-banter when attacked, thats the only time we mention it
it was the Golden Era of the Golden Boy Forlan so it's pretty special for us
Paraguay didn't score a single goal and made it to the finals, absolutely based
We had like 18 shots in goal against Uruguay, they were quite lucky, then the rest of the cup was a shitfest, most pitches were rekt and games were painful to watch
i Will AVENGE you colombian brothers !
Siguen trayendo a mujeres a nuestros burdeles plox
>chile vs venezuela
lol that match was ridiculous, we missed so many chances and Venezuela played the match of her life
you know what else was painful to watch for Argentines? 20k URUGUAYANS CELEBRATING IN THE OBELISK JUST IN THE CENTRE OF BUENOS AIRES
Join commebol, you know your place is with us
EL U R U G A T O
Nah m8, we don't hate Uruguayans, it would only be painful if Brazil had done it
How many times has Argentina lost on purpose on the last match of the qualies against Uruguay so you can qualify? There is no beef
here bro, the final was just a massacre
(even tho i like Paraguay, and they eliminated Brazil so they deserved respect)
>none of them has one of the only relevant cup
meme teams
wtf, a mejican not posting dinosaurs and posting actual relevant pictures? i must be too drunk this can't be true
u have none of those either, cheater scum
>20k URUGUAYANS CELEBRATING IN THE OBELISK
even rasin club gathers more people
Why are urgayans the most unbased and generally assblsted posters in the entire board? There's not even a single one of them that can take even the slightest of banter. Is this some sort of overcompensating thing because they know they're nothing more than argie rebel's province?
>Why are urgayans the most unbased and g
generally assblsted posters in the entire board
that's definitely chile
PICTURE OF 1950 WORLD CUP, NATIONAL ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM of MONTEVIDEO
(For the first time Colorized)
Do most Uruguayans consider their NT bigger than Argentina's?
Most chileans I see here are bantering, so are the argies and congos. Urgayans on the other hand go completely ballistic at the most light of banters, and make stupid threads to shit on any team they dislike at the moment (now that's us, but tomoroow it could be brasil or argentina).
One would think you guys would be more chill since weed is legal there. I see that's not the case.
80% of these cups are pre 70s so there aren't many uruguayans alive who've seen these titles
we don't claim to be bigger than uruguay tho
also, that image is wrong, mascherano alone has won 2 olympic gold medals, we have more than 0
Amazing, truly amazing.
Uruguay is a EXTRAÑO MESTISAJE, on one side they're great and likeable; what Argies will never be, besides white. On the other hand, by sharing similarities that MESTISAJE shows in their bad side, which is being easily salty; like Argies.
that's called projecting
Most Uruguayans I see here are bantering
Chileans and Argies on the other hand go completely ballistic at the most light of banters, and make stupid threads to shit on any team they dislike at the moment (at this time is Uruguay)
One would think you guys would be more chill but since your aura of superiority transforms you into le ebin trolls
and if you can't win a football argument you turn the thread into a /pol/ argument, because you're LOSERS
Why are uruguayans so obsessed with rivalry? And why are they so eager to suck argentinian dick?
Jesus Christ. You're just like a little child.
They're basically Argies. Don't even know why they are a country desu.
we've told already we have no rivalries
you're too below us
Argentina or Brazil may be or rivals, given they win more cups in the future
well in terms of cups you're the little child
i mean, you're a toddler lmao
But you dont see argies spouting "muh rivalry" on every other thread. Yeah they think they're the hottest shit in the planet while being far from it, which is dumb in its own way, but I dont get why uruguayans are so obsessed about them. They have this "no one in the world matters except me and argentina onii chan" mentality, while argies sometimes remember uruguay exists.
why does a province of Argentina have its own flag on a mongolian basket weaving forum?
Yeah you've said you have no rivalries in every thread several times already, which makes me wonder why it is such a big deal.
Literally the only thing they can feel proud of
you're describing your own nation
you thought you was the hottest shit in the planet and you was gonna win the world championship and YOU DINDT EVEN QUALIFY
LMAOOOOOOOOO
I MEAN
ROFL
i MEAN
THE FUCK DUDE
>no one in the world matters except me and argentina onii chan
Cute. Argentina and Uruguay anime when?
i'll say it again, we have no rivals, we dont care about Argentina or Brazil
they need some Cup farming to consider them our "rivals"
we're the lonely kings of this Continent
both argentina and brazil have raeched a WC final in the 21st century
when was the last time uruguay reached one? was it 1950? 69 (sixty nine) years ago? KEK
Of course, games today are basically won by being consistent in defense, so with a bad night everyone can be done for, so just feed well based guerrero and the match may be yours.
There is no way you're writing that with a straight face
We're not as arrogant as argies. We're pretty smug about a lot of things, but unlike argentinians we love to hate ourselves. The average chilean is pretty pessimistic, I doubt anyone expected good results from russia, but yeah not qualifying was unexpected.
I was fine with it at first tho. I love peru. But they were an embarrassment in the wc.
El DinosauriANO
>Incas
>warrior
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAH
He's Uruguayan user
We have few reasons to think we are the hottest shit. We are always looking forward to the future, though. We may not have many titles, but I still love both my country and its NT.
>u r gay defending argentina
color me surprised
you're WAY more arrogant than argies, ayone can see that
(and Argies are pretty damn arrogant)
it's actually true bro
we have to face the "dinosaur memes" but, when did Pelé play?
at what time? from the point of view of this retards our WC's are as irrelevant as yours, Pelé dabbed on farmers and retards, look at the old guy in a wheelchair
PLUS add the per capita to the equation
Uruguay is better than Brazil and will ever be
>I still love both my country and its NT.
i'm sure Trinidad and Tobago does to
so what? that's not enough
i'm not defending Argentina you silly goose, how much of a moron can you be
why is this competition happening every two years?
are they trying to make it even more irrelevant?
>When did Pelé play
Holy fucking shit this has to be bait
i think the marketing guys decided to play every year until Messi wins one
PELE WON THE 58 AND THE 62 WC
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE WITH WINNING THE 50 WC
YOU
FUCKING
DICKSUCKER
wait that pic
confirmed, Chileans are
R E T A R D E D
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Aaaaand you are more arrogant than us and argies put together. The only NT than can say that they are better than brazil is Germany, maybe. Seriously narcisism is patologic dude. Don't you have a mental health program in your province?
Gonna happen one more time next year and then it will be every 4 years like Euros
The reason people call you dinosaurs is because you haven't won a WC since '50. Brazil has won 2 more after Pele stopped playing.
it's so fucked it cant get any more fucked up
we're not cheaters
so Argentina's WC's are ruled out
and per capita we still beat Brazil not no say half of their WC's are as old as ours, same with Italy
in the other hand, I'm talking this with a Chilean, a nobody in the world football
absolutely nobody
Minuto felizzzzz!!!
yet Pelé is Pelé and muh bes player ever and blah blah blah
jesus
It's seems like Uruguayans can't understand basic logic
Okay dude, whatever you say. But you are embarrasing your country there. I'm sure not all the URgays are this retarded.
the most retarded thing is that the conversation is held by a CHILEAN
even the USA has a better record in WC's that Chile
it's absolutely embarrasing
and then they call us arrogant LMAO
>muh cheating
because the 1930 and 1950 world cups were pinnacles of organization and comparable to modern ones, bet you were in the committee that made sure those were orderly gramps
now go take your medication bafore you start ranting about tango aswell
it seems Chileans can't understand basic logic
It seems you're embarrassing your country here, I'm sure not all Chileans are like this
JK Im sure all chileans are like this
I hate to say this but I'm with the argies in this one. Please stop doing this to yourself urgayanon
>even the USA has a better record in WC's that Chile
based retard.
actually yes
compared to the WC you "organized" ours was flawlessly
>says that Brazil isn't their rival
>haven't win a match against us this century
Why are urugatos so arrogant lads?
Lets just leave the retard alone with his delusions.
>projecting
why are chileans so arrogant lads?
Relájense TRIO DE ESTÚPIDOS; con suerte hay 5 pelagatos activos en el hilo y ustedes gastandose escribiendo en inglés. AWEONAOS
>n-n-no, you ;_;
lmao
They are in damage control mode before the match even begins. They haven't even beat Peru yet. That's how scared they are.
actually, yes yes you
rofl
Really want a Uruguay and Chile semi finals now
I'm sure the bantz after the match ends will be great.
>1 Uruguayan shitposter vs (at least) 4 Chileans "baby shitposters" and 2 Argie "baby shitposters" and 2 Brazilian "macacos"
FLAWLESS VICTORY
top fucking kek
so easy
no wonder we're such a great nation
left seems to have some really nice legs
nobody won m8, most normal people would be having sex, hanging out with their friends, having the time of their lives or sleeping while we're here shit talking each other
Last time (la última vez) Brazil won (que brasil ganó) the World Cup (la copa del mundo) was on 2002 (fue en 2002), that's not 60 years ago (esos no son 60 años).
All clear now?
Should I give him a (You) out of pity?
Tbh its ok to stay in and shitpost sometimes. It's not necessary to go outside every friday and Saturday night of the year.
I got laid last week so i have license to stay in this weekend, watching anime and shitposting.
You didn't have to post that
my gf is sleeping in the bed behind me the fuck do you mean
and the last time you won it was NEVER
MI ABUELO DECIA QUE ESO DE SALUDAR CON SOMBRERO AJENONO ERA DE PUTO
PERO NO DE CUALQUIER PUTO, DE TREMENDO PUTO PUTAZO
He mad
if im mad, you're ultra mad
Fuck you Uruguayans, we fucked you over with out sub-14 B team. We love Chile, they respect the samurai
I don't get it why is uruguay seething so hard?
URUGUAY AUN NO PUEDE AGUANTAR QUE EMPATO CON EL COLEGIO DE KIOTO
god whats wrong with these insufferable faggots, specially urugayANOS and chil(el)ENOS, the only non cancerous nation in here is argentina, they know this tournament is worthless.
when are we going back to comfy /copalib/, i can't wait to get rid of theses copa america nations for at least one more year.
Tranquilo; somos todos hermanos
I wish m8
I want to beat urugatos too
SI SOMOS AMERICANOS...
>
you struggle to scrap victories against island and centraca farmers
Based
Sounds comfy
es muy temprano para empezar a dar excusas...
>literal monkeys believing their countries are still relevant in football
>their garbage tournament is more irrelevant than the oro cup or the women's world cup
>empty stadiums
LMAOING at your life sudacas
>gets provided with evidence
>no your wrong :)
God you fags are unbearable, we shouldn't have created your shitty, irrelevant country
>MUH PER CAPITA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have a webm of the ratking (who has NEVER cheated) running like a little bitch to tell the referee that Jara stopped a pitch invader
why are chileans as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside?
based