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Prime Jamal heems Schaub.
"Balls, balls if I had two I'd be king," said the Queen.
The King just laughed. He had to.
>Ander Herrera is a Brendan Schauber
BASED
Cecil Peoples would pulverize the entire UFC Heavyweight division using his Wuxia abilities.
What's the business?
First for Dan Shea
This dude knocked out Valentina Shevchenko and Jessica Andrade, he's just as much of a champ champ as Nunes
Supplements
him and his wife are horrible
Well if you can't get Bruce Buffer I suppose a flamboyant sounding homo with a lisp is the next best thing. Poor Jimmy Smith being reduced to this.
Nunya!
Ander-Mike "The Mike-der" Silv-Mike
Unironically miss you Dan, how's your Dad? hope he's alright
What's the backstory here?
Proper 12™ Irish Whiskey
the legless spammer has multi-personality disorder, nothing new
Clean Juice unironically
>Those legs
>That head
Wtf man
He decided to be a zilch so something had to be done but its all good
I don't negotiate with terrorists
snake oil
angles, my guy
Favourite division?
For me it is Featherweight.
Everyone says LW is the most stacked but right now it's really a wasteland outside the top 5 or so.
hey pls dont bully twitchy
Is Dillashaw the good guy or the baddy?
youtube.com
live mma
Who's in featherweight besides Max?
For me it's welterweight.
Willing to sacrifice everything to achieve greatness? Hard to say.
Heavyweight. It's the only relevant weight class.
Weight classes were invented to keep everyone else safe from the big boys.
I'm not really bothered, bee
Lol spammy is so based. Get absolutely fucked, you toothless fag.
This. Heavyweight is the only weight class that matters, it's also why boxing heavyweight is also the most watched and only division that matters.
disgusting icecream, what the fuck gsp, get some taste. Is that what they call a "delicacy" in quebec? i wouldn't eat that even if someone paid me.
Hes the anti-hero
its a chocolate shell
GSP training for his move to light heavyweight
>Rogan
>Gustaffson
>Dillashaw
What is it with MMA whitebois and starting supplement companies?
Why were you on reddit?
Based Maggot cunt
Can someone explain the HW is the only weight class that matters meme to me? I don't understand the relevancy of HW when it is a competition between two 145lb fighters.
he's a bad guy how cant you tell
>he's a bad guy
The guy in the picture said Khabib won the story vs Conor, so Conor had him doxxed and Dillon Danis heemed the guy, who is currently in a coma.
Welterweight currently, it's legit the most stacked division atm imho senpai.
you're walking down the streets of Cameroon with the goat you're about to slaughter. This man slaps it on the ass
What do you do?
This place is getting stale desu
>Max
>Volk
>Ortega
>Aldo
>Edgar
>Zabit
>KZ
>Yair
>Stephens
>MoiCANo
>Lamas
>Ige
>Aguilar
Some of them are not exactly worldbeaters but they are usually spicy.
Jorge Masvidal, Anthony Pettis and Kevin Lee all recently moved up so LW has rebalanced a little
Its still the most stacked with 4 LW's being on the p4p list
It's almost like the whole sport revolves around PEDs.
Based !!!
Get self conscious as to why he didnt slap ME on the ass
Francis Ngannou vs. Junior dos Santos
Jussier Formiga vs. Joseph Benavidez
Demian Maia vs. Anthony Rocco Martin
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Vinc Pichel
Drew Dober vs. Marco Polo Reyes
Alonzo Menifield vs. Paul Craig
Run in circles around him for two minutes, then after he's gassed I heem him.
In many ways i am the greatest /heem/ poster
> the goat you're about to slaughter
Ask him to wait his turn, I get to heem Jones first.
Impossible, you didn't even invent a single meme... I invented Toilet Till, so I belong in the GOAT discussion, unlike you.
Both kinda. It's never fair to take steroids but can you really blame the guy?
>Fights other people for a living
>Gets paid donkey shit
>Only way to spark interest anymore is by being quadrupel mega-champ
oh and, don't take steroids!
Francis
Benavidez
Maia
Pichel
Reyes
Craig
what are these spots on his left shoulder, looks like an infection or something
Still hard to believe the Gooby era came and went so quickly.
I look at the cover of UFC 3 and think damn, "who the fook is that guy?"
3 new Champ Champs in the last year and all have defended their belts, but Gooby has 0 defenses.
Will Goob be remembered as an elite fighter or simply a meme who fell short like Ronda Rousey?
Nah there are roiders who aren't the bad guys. Like Jon.
What makes Dillashaw the bad guy is his attitude. His attitude towards FLW, then getting absolutely embarrassed, seething on JRE about it afterwards all cemented him as a faggot to me
it's aids
It's not about being good or bad, rather if one is cringe or based, and TJ, for sure, is based.
cupping therapy
Its the retarded cups that mma fighters who believe in bro science use to "heal themselves"
>here to take over
>stripped of belts
>raped publicly by a nigger and muslim
>shamed, humiliated, disgraced
>now lives as a cheap whiskey merchant and criminal in exile
he really lost the story, the fight, the war, etc
Because ranked heavyweights would absolutely smash anybody besides a few beast LHW. They are the kings of the sport.
THE CHAMP IS HERE
>THE CHAMP IS HERE
Jon Jones is a cheater.
Yea but how is that relevant to a fight between two 145ers?
No
Ronda is a can who was champ in the literal shallowest division in MMA history. She got repeatedly BTFO when someone who could even remotely fight was matched up with her.
Gooby has a good record of scalps, some accused him of just being a cutbabby, then he went up to LW and heemed the champ so it is clear that it was not just muh cutbabbying.
When he got BTFO by Nate he didn't dodge him, he came back and won the rematch (both fights at WW).
Ronda got exposed as a complete and uttermeme whereas Conor just got outgrappled by the best grappler in the division.
>We're not here to take part
>We're here to tap out
they all are which means they all aren't
>they all are
CM Punk is straight-edge
He is also the literal worst fighter in the UFC
I invented Cryin "Bam Bam" Diarrhea
Asked my wife if she’s excited about heem day and she acted like she didn’t know what I was talking about
Sublime genius.
I believe Conor will be back, even if only for the Nate trilogy. I don't buy into the whole "he lost his motivation/coke ruined him" thing. I think the Mayweather fight truly fucked up his whole style. He had to train for almost an entire year to compete like a traditional boxer, which is antithetical to his usual light on his feet flowy in and out movement style. You could see it in the Khabib fight. He wasn't as evasive and quick. He relied too much shoulder rolls rather than footwork, which doesn't lend itself to his counter left. I think he just needs more time to adjust his style back to what it once was. Maybe even switch gyms, but he's kinda loyal to a fault so that won't happen.
He's got to come back and KO somebody and fast, or he'll just be remembered as that MMA guy who boxed Floyd and nothing else.
>the final words of War Machine before he became a felon
I hope you right hooked her on the button or at the very least pulled guard after that.
No he isn't
time to let that dumb cunt whore bitch know
I think his problem with the Khabib fight was the fear of the takedown. He was legitimately afraid of getting taken down and played a defensive game. Which was fucking stupid because he was never going to win that way. His way to victory was going out and heeming Khabib.
People meme about him getting knocked down like "ohhhh lmaooo hes a shit striker" but it comes down to him completely throwing standup out the window so he wouldn't get taken down.
If they ever fight again he should go out and just try and batter him.
Are you retarded that looks delicious
Some people have it in their heads that weight is all that matters "in da streetz". But HW has a limit too, so by that logic the UFC as a whole is irrelevant.
Uh, Ronda Rousey had 6 title defenses, sweetie. 7 if you count Strikeforce. Which is still the record in WMMA and up there will Aldo, GSP, Anderson Silva, Jon Jones, Dj, etc. Shes a legend and a Hall of Famer.
Conor has 0 title defenses. Hes a scrub among "Champions".
Throw sand in his eyes that was in my pocket that I've stolen from my job in the sand pits
Where can I watch Titan FC?
ufc.tv
>she lost a couple fights
12-2 is still a choice record and she retired before plummeting.
>you now realize Anderson Silva has lost 7 of his last 8 fights
>you now realize Anderson Silva has popped for steroids
Ronda Rousey. Better career than Anderson Silva.
Nah, I just think Khabib is an unwinnable fight for him at this point. Khabib's striking defense is too solid as well as his chin. I can't think of any way Conor wins that fight unless he's able to vastly improve his takedown defense. But Kavanaugh is a BJJ autist so that probably won't happen. TAM would be good for Conor.
speaking of which
has anyone finished a career worse than silva?
cringe zoomer
Crackstream
>dude everyone is a can lmao
yeah
Bj Penn by far.
>8 loss streak
>16 wins, 16 losses
>mental breakdowns in public and bankruptcy
He doesnt have 16 loses though
>There are newfags in this thread that don't get this reference
alpha male looks like rogans gay pornstar cousin
Has TJ stained his legacy?
I just remembered artem actually fucking won lmfao
Getting gangraped behind bars is what i call the ultimate alpha male experience
He stained his pants for sure lmao
was pretty obvious paulie's hands would shatter instantly
Yeah. The Cejudo fight and the subsequent crybaby behavior was the nail in the coffin for him. The PEDs didn't help.
Bigfoot Silva
He completely lost his unique style by training for boxing rules and movements, and then lost any style he had remaining by trying to learn elite wrestling defense. Credit to him but Kavanaugh ruined him as a fighter.
No, the EPO he took didn't elevate his erythropoietin levels above the normal range. He was anemic because of the weight cut and he needed to get his levels back to normal
Junior Dos Santos
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Reyes
Menifield
>Crackstream
Thank you.
Is Moicano the guy that said "my name is Renato Moicano after he beat some can"
I called it back in the day. As soon as the flood gates for cross-division Champs is opened, more and more people will grab 2nd belts and it will become less and less special.
The real GOATs are still the 5+ title defense club.
What Conor should've done after Eddie was challenge Tyron and try to become a 3-Champ. Hes the same size as Tyron. It would've been perfect.
3-Champ, Money Mayweather fight and then retire.
Where does Korean KO power come from?
Ngannou
Formiga
Maia
Roberts
Dober
Craig
>#sinrocks
I havent seen a spicey heem in ages
Your own fault for ever ever skipping a KZ fight you cazzie
are 11:59 to 5:59 elbows legal?
there is no minutes on the elbow clock ya fookin muppet
Ronda lost 2 fights, one arguably to the WMMA GOAT. She has 6 title defenses. Forgivable and GOAT.
Conor has 5 losses, 6 if you count Mayweather. And 0 title defenses. Absolute bum tier.
Depends on the timezone.
Your bait is not remotely working because there is literally nobody on earth who boys Ronda.
The gimmick just is never gonna work champ.
>Conor went up and gained a record of 2-2 in LW
>In a division with multiple fighters who have 11+ win streaks in the most stacked division
Woah, astounding. Definitely not a cutbabby.
Do Korean zombies eat dog brains?
Which state is the best at producing great fighters?
(Dont reply unless burger)
Nebraska
Conor is 1-1 at LW you turbo cazzie. he fought Nate at 170
>who boys Ronda
The UFC Hall of Famer and WWE Champion and star of several motion pictures?
Who is that btw, is that the Burger King guy?
Florida
Schizo state :^)
West Linn, Oregon
michigan
For me, it's Endicott, NY.
What are you talking about?
Wow. Jesus. How could you be so wrong, lmao.
Gotta be NY
>Jones
>Al
>Weidman
>Gillespie
New York (only upstate)
Badges we dont need no stinking Badges
COPE
>there are people whose first exposure to mma was my boy Chris getting murdered
Hurts. At LHW you 194'ers will see, he will be a munster again bros
cringy zoomer
You forgot Des and Matt Serra
>he doesn't boy Francis
He is a literal spice merchant. You have no reason at all to not boy him.
>big dick acca double Benavidez+Ngounou
Free money brehs
did you even watch her fights against andrade and schevchenko? shit was like 8 years ago. the kick she did to schevchenko to get the doctor stoppage was an illegal kick and schevchenko was dominating the fight until that point.
>talking about wmma
sorry guys
how many bing bongs?
Ketlen Vieira has not fought in over a year
> did you even watch her fights against...schevchenko
Of course not. She fought Shevchenko at "C3 Fights: Red River Rivalry" in 2010. Nobody fucking watched that and the fight isn't on the internet. Nobody has watched it unless you were in the fucking live audience.
Same for Dern
start at 1 minute and 55 seconds, obviously
It doesn't seem to exist anywhere, it might not have even been filmed
Lol mogged
Name a fighter and I'll post a random webm of theirs.
Unless he comes back and does something good, he'll be remembered mainly as a shit-talker desu
nick diaz
Lorenz Larkin
Is it just me or is Dern's baby white?
Soa Paleilei
Veronica macedo
Colby Covington
RDA's kid also looks white.
smif
Dern
Which fighter has the hottest wife/gf?
Would be based if Dern got pregged by a white man and then went and got a BBC boyfriend purely for the sex.
>inb4 based
yeah best of both worlds
name a fighter and i'll post a random greentext story of theirs
Robert Whittaker or Dustin Porier
Amanda Cooper + a cheese sandwich
Chael Sonnen
lmao is that paul daley? thanks for the heem, big guy.
Tito Ortiz
Dustin has a real breeder wife.
sick, i didn't think you'd actually have one for Larkin
Adesanya+whittaker
Ponzinibio
Does this doof actually have a fucking Nietzsche tattoo?
The father is pretty much your classic Brazilian black guy with white guy features
Is Bob Sapp the biggest can in the history of sports?
Idk.. The baby looks very white.
That would be Khabib Nurmagomedov.
Based bong delivers
jon jones hands down
Based and banditpilled
Kampmann
Thanks but no thanks
Yeah but if the father is 50-60% white that makes sense
This was why i knew Dern had legid striking. People laughed when i said she could outstrike ABC.
Dad Kelly
That leg kick was timed to perfection Jesus Christ I never get bored of it
Big John Fury
Dan Hooker
Complete the sentence.
>In many ways...
>the bell from the first round ends, the crowd is shouting a throwing trash into the octagon
>adesanya sits down on his stool with a heavy THUMP.
>"if i can just stay on the outside", adesanya mumbles incoherently to himself, "then just maybe, i can outpoint and get the decision win"
>adesanya looks for his boyfriend in the crowd. anything to give him motivation or a second wind at this point is necessary.
>adesanya finds his boyfriend near the front row. he smiles and waves.
>his boyfriend looks disgusted, gets out of his seat and leaves the stadium
>all of a sudden, adesanya touches his face. he looks at his hands and sees HIV infested blood.
>adesanya realizes he has been bleeding from his mouth and his asshole from some time now
>he looks up at the jumbotron
>he sees robert whittaker, buttfucking and cock mouth punching adesanya for 5 minutes straight.
>the crowd is booing and still throwing trash into the ring, the athletic comission is still trying to get all the trash out of the octagon.
>adesanya looks over to whittaker. whittaker is standing with a devilish grin on his face, stroking his rock hard penis that has pierced through his shorts.
>adesanya turns to look for dana white. dana white has left the room. this is too much stand up and bang for even that man
>adesanya becomes confused and begins sobbing. his cornermen are leaving the octagon in shame.
>herb dean approves another round of gay mouth and ass sex
>round 2 begins
based. Kampmann was clean.
Heem day will never comes
Awww
>this is too much stand up and bang for even that man
chuckled
Maia
goat
>muh Suun
Based Gypsy John
Alex Caceres
Is Dern really a disgusting niggerlover? Haha holy shit no wonder the Dernposting stopped
Based
dern is black herself
>simply a meme who fell short
He's a mix of meme, fighter, and con man.
We all believed he was a 10/10, at least at some point.
Sure, he turned out to be a 6 or 7, but that's on us.
We all fell for what he was selling, and he was selling hype, not results.
This
Gooby is obviously not GOAT material but he heems every LW besides Khabib
Thank
>6 title defenses, sweetie.
>up there with GSP, Jon Jones
Those guys have 10 or 11
Technically he's brazilian. Also evidence suggest that she might have gotten pregged by a white man.
I heard a rumor that Jake Shields is the real father.
You dream of Islamic cock in every orifice dont lie
BJ
>con man
I'll admit, I thought Goobert was invincible, if only for a moment
>Technically he's brazilian
>all those "prefessional" fighters picking Canvidal over Askren
at what point was it that you realised you could easily wrestleheem half of these bums IRL in the 1st or 2nd round /heem/? for me it was this.
Mate. BJ isn't finished. He hasn't retired.
Still one more run at the strap in him left.
Conor lost the story, the tale, the battle, the war, the scrimmage, the scrap, the fight, the belts, the legacy and the fans
Ben Askren
Colby Covington
Dillon Danis
I don't know why I did that, I think I thought it would help me sleep.
i don't think conor is really a meme fighter. i think he has a style that does fantastic against other strikers, but pretty mediocre against wrestlers and anyone who still has a chin.
name one striker with a counter-punch heavy style that has beaten a decent wrestler in the octagon.
>name one striker with a counter-punch heavy style that has beaten a decent wrestler in the octagon.
Anderson Silva
>rumor
>aka your ass
Colby heems Danis
Danis heems Covington
Askren heems both.
>has trouble with rank 11 Nate Diaz
Lol.
Every LW heems Gooby.
3 wybois that dont stand a chance against the wakanda nigga
Anderson is a BJJ black belt.
Conor has competent enough groundwork as we saw with Chad. But Anderson is very very good at grappling even though he prefers striking.
>We all fell for what he was selling
speak for yourself m8, i still think aldo would have fucked his shit up in a rematch
who's the wrestler you're thinking of? chael sonnen?
Dan Henderson
Have sex... like with your hand
What if a girl asked you to
>heempie her pussy
silva didn't even win that fight with striking though, he won with his ground game.
look at that pic. in 5 years he's going to have that after-party memory blur and wonder where all the money went.
Then he's going to look up at his wall, the wall GSP or JJ have covered in awards, and see nothing but a single photo.
No (0) title defenses, nothing of importance.
Just a pic of him KO'ing Aldo in 13 seconds.
And that'll be it for hi much in the way we might imagine Matt Serra has a pic on his wall of him KO'ing GSP.
In the background Springsteen will be singing, "Glory days..."
Disprove it.
Nate Marquardt
Travis Lutter
Rich Franklin
>Raging Bum heems Conor
>Canboy heems Conor
>Peahead heems Conor
>bumbozo
>gaychee
> tony "rocked by a gust of air" ferguson
>all outside top 10 bums
Away to fuck dumb cazzie.
Makes the legs weak.
fair enough. i'm a filthy cazzie so i'm not going to look up the fights and argue a way out. anderson silva is obviously a more well-rounded and balanced fighter than conor mcgregor,
based mickey
Paul Felder beats corner at this point
Conner MaGregor vs Jon Bones Jones!
>Askren thinking he could beat Khabib easily
>Khabib who has never lost a round or been wobbled
>Askren in his UFC debut gets dumped on his head and nearly KO'd by a washed Robbie
His style of marching forward and absorbing a fucktrillion shots wont last
Ngannou
Is Masvidal the cuban bisping?
So what's everyones favourite fight been so far this year?
>counter-punch heavy style
>loses to derrick lewis
i'm not so sure my guy. he hasn't really been tested against someone with good wrestling, flushed cain doesn't count.
Agreed. I think Goobs agrees, too.thats why he never made good on his in-octagon promise to Aldo that they'd rematch right away.
He ducked to keep his legacy.
(Prolly didn't think at the time that his entire legacy would be just that one fight tho...)
aldo ducked a rematch at ufc 196
ngannou vs cain
don't get me wrong, Aldo is a ducker too
Kacper Rosolowski looks like if Phil Heath got ghetto aids
mcgregor's belt was not stripped because he wouldn't fight aldo, he was never asked to fight aldo. it was stripped to make holloway vs pettis a title fight because they were desperate to save the PPV. He fought Alvarez at ufc 205 and his FW belt was stripped before ufc 206 without any communication from the UFC.
i like aldo but he needs a coach to work on his mental game. aldo at least still fights like a man, that silva vs. adesanya fight felt like the definition of an exhibition match where neither party were trying to get a finish and just fucking around. can't believe that match could possibly lead to an interim title fight.
my fight with addiction.
I've been a dedicated Jon hater for awhile but Adesanya is fucking retarded if he thinks he can beat Jon.
>KO'd by a washed Robbie
LOVING this meme. Askren too has never lost a round.
Blaydes?
Smif/Gus
>comparing a guy that was scared of fighting BW like TJ and Lineker even at FLW
>to Jones
Tiny doll
Hermansson/Jacare for me. Adesanya/Gastelum close second.
someone faceapp this
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree "Double Champs" are a fucking meme?
Championships, Double Championships, Interim Championships, Title Defenses are all equivalent to (1) title win.
The ranking for all-time greatness should be derived from the accumulative title win list, and the top 15 all-time are as follows.
all they do is fuck up divisions.
They should only be done if there is no clear contender in both weight classes
holy shit rofl
literally a perfect representation of all-time greatness
>tfw Jones will be #1 all time by the end of this year
I hate the man but you cannot deny his vast achievement in the sport
>Jones will be #1 all time by the end of this year
he loses on /heem/ day and Smif kills him in the rematch
rankings are a meme
i like this list because it eliminates the meme that somehow silva was better than gsp because of 1 extra consecutive defense, despite the steroids, the huge end of career loss streak, etc.
gsp avenging all losses and coming back to defeat bisping gave him the edge for me, but the fact that he actually has more accumulative titles is definitive.
blaydes is a crap wrestler m8. he can't even make it as a top 5 guy in heavyweight - the division with the smallest amount of total fighters.
>Based Matt Hughes above Couture and Aldo
Finally some recognition. This is the definitive list and should be referenced for all discussions in the future.
>smith gets a rematch
smith could win his next 5 in a row and the UFC would still not book a rematch.
hope Stipe wins so he edges into the top 15 lads
Also higher weight classes count as more than the lower.
Actual Goat list:
1. Couture
2. Stipe
3. Sylvia
to expand, jones is posturing right now for his move to heavyweight. everyone knows it's coming and he has a ton of interesting fights there. jones will fight maybe 1 or 2 more guys at LHW, move up to HW, and then defend LHW maybe once a year to whoever is moving through the rankings.
Will Khabib make this list before he retires?
The true MMA Redpill: Brock Lesnar is the GOAT
if he started training from the very beginning and never did his prime years in the WWE, who knows how good he could have been?
Imagine when he beats dc and Jon Jones back to back
yep
Wake up, Jon. It was heem day.
No, he lost a round to Conor.
I would consider that logic if not for the fact that Jones would kill every single heavyweight with ease including prime Couture
Tony Ferguson
>thinking about Heem Day
>theres a timeline where elias moves up to win the rematch against santos in lhw for the belt
In many ways Imagine if Kurt Angle had been a UFC fighter.
He has a very legitimate reign as a UFC Heavyweight Champion with multiple title defenses but hes still below Cain, Stipe and DC in greatness
he's trying to use us for meme magic against the GOAT. he's trying to suck us dry, and you decide to back him over MMA's most qualified representative?
In many ways he was
If you say so
They should because he didn't tell smerb heem "durr what color is tuesday" and cuck jones into a DQ and get himself free champ money
Yeah maybe but he never did so it doesn't count.
So far he's still a weightcutbaby compared to the real top goats.
Bork had some impressive wins for a guy with no xp
hate smif all you want but plenty of fighters would have milked that for the belt
kek. i know that milking the illegal strike isn't what "fighters" are supposed to do, but if anthony smith would have gone ahead and played retarded, we'd be witnessing the greatest heel turn mma has ever seen. people would consider jones a face again and anthony smith would get at least 1 big pay day.
dumb can should've rallied for the DQ.
Kurt Angle toyed with Lesnar when they wrestled for real.
Imagine him swooping in with a low single off the cage + a slap for the KO victory
My nickname is going to be jake "the snake" heem so when this spicy situation happens i can take the fall and people will only be able to say "ree he's faking" but never prove it heh
just move to brazil and pull a dern, it will have the same effect
I wonder though, can dana just strip a champion if this scenario played out like that? Just say "nah, not booking the fight?" Or is that a free lawsuit?
>disputing every loss
>based
bro don't get sour with me, let's talk this out, amicably. for a wrestler, curtis blaydes has no submission victories. that's a little weird, right?
the only divisions that matter are flyweight and bantamweight
dana can do literally whatever he wants, with the permission of the shareholders. if he started making moves like this, trust and overall morale for the sport would take a nosedive, however.
it's a fine balancing act.
Wrestling is about domination not submission. get in my guard dude
Adesanya vs Brunson
Smoth does that and jon absolutely tortures him in the rematch. It would be like an ISIS video. Smith saw the future and opted to only take one ass whooping.
He 30-25'd Willis
sure, but you can point to plently of wrestling specialists that have at least 1 or 2 submission victories on their record. curtis blaydes has none.
8 days from fight day. Why hasnt jon pulsed yet?
and the UFC released willis the night after. dominating a suspect prospect isn't really that impressive.
So?
they announced the last pulse two days before the smif fight
so curtis blaydes wrestling, in my opinion, isn't effective or dangerous enough to qualify himself as a good or great wrestler. certainly not qualified enough to consider him a "wrestling test" against ngannou.
>arguing about the skills of a heavyweight
Ummmm they dont have any skills, sweaty.
You don't know that, what have you ever wrestled? Your sexuality?
thank you I was about the post that
Girl who is into male hobbies = ugly girl compensating
HW with technique = Chinny fighter compensating
then Fedor is GOAT
i'm verbally wrestling with you right now. i hope i'm being dangerous and effective.
You were born to be on your back with another man on top of you.
>getting KO'd by a jab in the first seconds of the fight by from a bartender from Reno
>"GOAT"
no sweetie
unless he played retarded really well in which case obviously people would just hate on Jones even harder
>You were born to be on your back with another man on top of you.
verbally
>Ronda in the top 10
That's going to be a major yikes from me, sweetie.
Big titty hadn’t wrestled a day in his life
Is Jamal a typical asian name in america?
What is your sexuality brother?
bad stoppage desu
Real fucking sick of these early cards.
I like Curtis. I feel like he got unlucky in both the Francis fights.
Lovin this meme. I hope "ragin" "new york tough" al LaQuisha fights again soon so heem can make real estate agent jokes
well i masturbate to pictures of your mom and your sister. does that make sense?
>sweetie
>not sweaty
not based at all
I read this in Hulk Hogan's voice
he needs more skill if he's going to be that chinny
if he had any jitz he could have choked out willis easily
Yoel Romero silver medalist
Henry Cejudo gold medalist
Between the two of them they have 31 victories and 0 via submission. They are arguably the best wrestlers in the ufc
I also do that
Not his mom though obviously, my mom
No, haha. It's a relaively uncommon Afro American name. It'd be quite jarring to find an Asian American named Jamal. Why do you ask?
kek wholesome post
what are you gunna do about it pussy?
i don't think so. the culture around these kinds of things is that the "fighter" is supposed to overcome all adversity that he faces, legal or illegal. people would've been very upset that smith stopped the fight. well, everyone except reddlt.
Tank Abbott would be a top 5 HW today
Nothing wrong with that. Incest is the thinking man’s fetish.
Smif has the heart of a lion, DC would've taken the fall in that situation (dominick cruz).
Fuck your mom. Try and stop me.
Just a kooky thought, haha. You'd expect an asian guy's name to be ching chong or something hahah
>They are arguably the best wrestlers in the ufc
LOL my guy, cejudo hasn't even used his wrestling in his last two fights. i'll give you yoel however, even though it's obvious he prefers to use his kickboxing.
when bobby knuckles beats adesanya he should fite the reaper or robert whittaker would be fuckn epic
Why does anybody do jiu jitsu when wrestling is the ultimate fighting champion?
He couldn't use his wrestling against Moraes because his ankle was busted and he starched TJ in 30s so he couldn't use it there either
you would think it would make more sense to fight on the ground when your ankle is broken? cejudo is very lucky to be where he is.
Cejudo used the clinch to beat Moraes. Best to ignore morons.
>tfw 4k has rendered Faye Reagan's entire career almost meaningless
>he starched TJ in 30s so he couldn't use it there either
literally could've used it whenever he wanted. if anything, it makes his wrestling seem less effective because he never really advanced his position and was content to sit next to TJ and punch him in the face.
since when is clinching a strictly wrestling technique?
literally who
big if true
see this shit niggers? i got dubs twice in a row, and then capped it off with a palindrome. it's official, curtis blaydes is a shitty wrestling nigger baby. free one of your hands so we can casket carry his body to your dads house.
>Star of several motion pictures
The absolute state of (you). Name one movie she was the star of.
Where is this place? I want to meet TJ
For me it's Jack's POV 15 scene1
>Where is this place?
this post has the info
>clean juice
what did he mean by this. is this a front for steroids?
Did you know "Jamal" is a common muslim name?
I knew a kid in school, his parents migrated from thailand. They were muslim and his name was actually jamal. He said "nigga" alot and smoked weed like all other highschool kids.
Oh yeah Orange County, that's not too far from me. Maybe I could do an irl heem stream where I go meet TJ
New York and Cali seem to be objectively right
based jamal
do it
Keked. Absolute pottery
He would just have to pretend like he was KO’d. Nobody was mad at Allen Crowder.
>clean juice
>clean
>juice
Pettis vs Ferguson
Iaquinta vs Dad Cerrone
Literally saw a proper 12 delivery truck today. N
That girl is batting out of her league imo.
Only watch the top 3 games.
Incels will call you a cazzie, but just know that you've had sex and they haven't.
Zabit Pillowfisteripov
That's depressing. I hate my countrymen for drinking swill.
Ketone ester
why do you wanna miss dober vs reyes?
I don't want to miss Craig getting heemed
just realised how much Ladd looks like Maisie Williams
don't know who so many on the chon' have a Maisie waifu, whilst so many on /heem/ have a Ladd waifu
What is it about hideous women that's so appealing?
Who cares, nerd. Drink what you want. Be glad you have a choice.
DerRandeme looks a female Jacare.
can't be doing it anymore leaf
For 3 years I've been watching 13 fight cards.
For 3 years I've given Dana 7.5 hours of my time every Saturday - robbing me of my youth.
I make a stand tonight.
From now on I'm a main card man and only watch the full card for PPVs.
I'm a changed man.
My advice is to find an escort or what ever. What ever she charges you put on Ngannou + Benavidez acca (gives around x2) and you will literally get pussy for free.
Literally what could go wrong?
Check this out, lads
Recent heem from God's country
I have never watched Gays of thrones and i find both to be unbreedable.
You're right. They are both hideous.
Europeans make fun of us for the beer we drink.
Holy fuck
And why would I care about the thoughts of some yuro hater?
I will never not be amazed at how brutal their fights are and how often they fight, some of their careers are astounding
Ngannou
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Dober
Craig
Mir might have the most CTE ever in the UFC, he got KOd like 10 times and at least 2 of them were super late
American beer is to beer what that grape drink that niggers drink is to freshly pressed apple juice
Post webm of Ngannou heeming Can Velasquez
is that how you ask?
you're a third world country faggot
>This is who Schaub sparred with every day for years
I'm thinking most of his CTE was unseen.
Francis Ngannou
Joseph Benavidez
Demian Maia
Roosevelt Roberts
Drew Dober
Paul Craig
don't know what you're talmking bout but I do remember seeing a webm of cain's knee blowing out mad unfortunate
>tfw Boris will heem hunt
>tfw i bet on Boris at 3.3
your mom is a world
If I saw 2 125 lb """"men"""" fighting each other in the street I'd laugh my ass off at them and be like what the FUCK are you 2 LOSERS doing HAHqha so fucking sad and the first friend I talked to I'd be like holy SHIT you'll never believe what happened these two midget losers were trying to fight FUCK flyweights
If i was in a fight with John Dodson i would heem him eez but i would probably feel bad about it.
Like beating a girl/handicapped.
wonder how Schlob feels now that a comedian (D'Elia) who is far better than him at comedy is now lightyears more famous than him having starred in the Logic x Eminem - Homicide video that just dropped.
face it B, you are not a drawl and neither is Bryan.
I could definitely take Henry into deep waters, 8" x 6"
champ
As far back as I can remember i've always wanted to heem you all
hey, how about you watch your mouth before I teach you a little something I call respect
Mirin those arms
square up Bryan
Chris D'leia? Eminem? Who?
I'm not squared, I'm rhombused cause I'm going to present you with angles you have neeever heard of, guy
>feign ignorance
>post a sub-par canadian ""rapper""
try harder B
not gonna lie, I chucked
Not sure what you are talking about i just decided to post 2 icons from the 21th centuty to class up this shitty thread.
Perfect time for Aldo-KZ 2
nobody wants that fight. KZ vs prime Gooby is the fight to make
Him or Ortega would be great
aldo will always be know as a "what could have been" fighter
CM Punk
what do you mean? he's been champion in a couple promotions with a shitload of good wins
he never reached his potential and because of conor his legacy is meh
robbert whittaker
He defended a UFC title 7 times. the only other guys to do that are Jones, MM, Silva, and GSP- literally the GOATs. He is only underrated by casuals who think losing to the other two greatest FWs ever makes you a bum
CM Punk
One loss to a cutbabby who everyone has forgotten already doesn't mean shit
JDS
benavidez
maia
roberts
dober
paul
when the fuck have you ever afforded american beer stupid monkey
>tfw it's not /heem/ day
dos Santos
Benavidez
Martin
Pichel
Dober
Craig
yes it is
>*heems you*
Don't mind if I do then
I realize this sounds like a roganism but how many more wins would vitor have with all the juice?
I think he still loses to Weidman and Moose but wins the others
no!
Reminder that beer increases estrogen levels more than soi.
I only plan to watch Ngannou vs dos Santos. Not interested in manlet fights, thanks
Who picked Masvidal over Askren?
>implying i drink beer
It's 90% genetics anyway.
en.wikipedia.org
>Racial whitening, or "whitening" (branqueamento), is an ideology that was widely accepted in Brazil between 1889 and 1914 [1], as the solution to the "Negro problem."
He also got his face caved in by Max twice. Then he froze up and dropped a decision to Volk.
fun fact: ngannou and benavidez has the exact same size penis in terms of overall volume only joe is thiccer and ngannou is longer.
Which one is harder?
What was the point of posting this
you're not a student of the sweet science?
I trying to figure out who the real father is.
I'm looking at fighters at her gym.
Maybe Volkov or Lyoto (Lyoto is sort of white).
A dark horse could be Pedro Rizzo.
The baby does have lyoto's hair
Benavidez. I heard when he fucks Olivi he pumps her like a piston
lyoto looks like the type of guy that would never cheat
That's not a fair comparison if Olivi is helping him. We need to see how Ngannou would do in the same situation.
Francis Ngannou
Joseph Benavidez
Demian Maia
Roosevelt Roberts
Marco Polo Reyes
Alonzo Menifield
Are those the headliners?
If so that might just be the worst card of all time
then don't watch, goof
My guess is he is happy for his friend.
But then again a high test mandingo warrior like Ngannou might not appreciate Olivi's tight petite body. He probably needs a femine Gianna Michaels tier woman to be peak hard.
It's pretty sad. Feels good to be a purebred Nord.
slow down on the joe rogan comedy, there
I didn't know that existed. Just bee yourself.
...
I heard Jon Jones fucked her
>high level mma fighter with known ties to biker and prison gangs
>hurdur prison rape
are u bent m8?
Has anyone got a link for king in the ring?
Jesus you are stupid
Why did all his Alpha Male teammates accuse him of ÉPO years before the Cejudo fight retard
Derns ass smells tremendous after childbirth