Why do barca players always cry about the pitch?

why do barca players always cry about the pitch?

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Brazil has shite infrastructure tbf

it's called: getting your excuses in early

yeah, the pitch is preventing him from running in the field

a very bad pitch that does not contain xavi and inesta, how can you expect him to perform

pretty sure everyone plays on the same grass, little guy.

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High standards.

did he even say this? do you have any source?

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cope

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Brazilians in 2011: NOOO, IT'S NOT FAIR. THIS PITCH SUCKS. FUCK ARGENTINA
Brazilians now: 10/10 infrastructure. Keep making excuses, messoy.

For you.

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It's a metaphor for that they feel the ground different, they feel alienated because of their fear of under performing.

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Yes, every pitch but Itaqueirão's suck.

>"The pitches here are shameful, the ball is like a rabbit, it can go anywhere," he said.

>"The conditions are very difficult and it's very hard to dribble properly. This cannot go on."

this is the second or third team this copa america alone he has conplained about the pitch
xavi was always bitching about pitches not being perfect
pep wanted the pitch an exact certain way
even iniesta who never said much would make comments about the pitch
busquets the same this last CL

>making xavi and iniesta memes jokes in 2019
back to Fagbook with you

Everything south of the US is 3rd world and fucking horrible for civilized people to have to play in. It’s why the US can blow TripAdvisor and Trivago the fuck out 6-0 when we play in the US, but lose 2-1 when we have to play in their island shithole.

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Chile/Uruguay/Argentina are actually pretty nice 2bf

>via cope

jajajajajajajaja

no it's not you've never been here

Superior European infrastructure?

Pitches? More like Bitches
LMAO

why is huefren riding this club babby's cacete

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look at that grass that pitch is a disaster

Sightseeing in the wealthier parts of Buenos Aires is nice
Skiing in Chile is nice.

But I suppose it's easier to say something's nice when I'm doing something fun and I know I get to leave in a couple of weeks.

Messi nunca jugó en la calle o en una cancha de mierda de cemento así que obvio que le cuesta.

nacio rico, o que?

Nació en la masía

Messi got spoiled with pitches that are flat with no holes and the grass cut evenly.
You know...pitches made for football. The way they’re supposed to be.
The man goes to Brazil and plays in stadiums where the pitch looks worse than my grandmas cow pasture.

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Brazil is unironically a /Messi/ country

>live in the warmest and sunniest climate in the world
>unable to grow grass
What do Sudaca retards mean by this?

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Jugo hasta los 12 años en Argentina. Jugo solo 5 años en La Masia hasta que debuto.

>Balague told BBC 5 Live Sport: 'I asked Messi about people in England saying: "You would not do so well on a cold, wet night in Stoke".

>'He said: "They should have seen the pitches I played on in Rosario and I was quite good there too".'

hmmmmmm

COPE

>via cope
Lmaoooo

>Literally can't score in international games.

I read a few months ago when River played Inter of Porto Alegre, that the reason they have synthetic grass there is their stadium got a roof for the world cup and now not enough sunlight reaches the field for grass to grow well

who the fuck even plays for qatar, venezuela or paraguay? you'd thnk the GOAT would be scoring for fun.

This answeres the question if he'd do well at Stoke

messi would have made a good F1 driver with those excuses lel
>messi invisible
>argentina still make it to semis
hahahahaha apologists BTFO

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Weird coincidence isn't it. It's almost as if players that prefer short, quick passing, 1-2s and dribbling over hoofball are somehow more affected by shitty and uneven pitches. Very strange..

why don't they play hoofball instead then?

Almost as if Pepball teams are comically exposed if they don't have their plan A. Can't wait for le always smiling man to score a hat trick against these shitters.

Why don't the quick turning, easy diving manlets play hoofball against 7ft colombian muderballers?

It would be funny, but their only true plan B is to dive at any given opportunity and hope for a penalty, lucky deflection or massive defensive error.

MUH PITCHES

because barca players are used to play with lots of precise passes and skillful dribbles, which are not possible when the pitch is full of bumps making the direction of the ball unpredictable.

Why are you replying to yourself?