>doyers
Joc Pederson(L) 1B
Alex Verdugo(L) CF
Justin Turner(R) 3B
Cody Bellinger(L) RF
Max Muncy(L) 2B
Matt Beaty(L) LF
Chris Taylor(R) SS
Russell Martin(R) C
Hyun-Jin Ryu(L) P
>rookies
Charlie Blackmon(L) RF
Ian Desmond(R) CF
David Dahl(L) LF
Nolan Arenado(R) 3B
Daniel Murphy(L) 1B
Chris Iannetta(R) C
Ryan McMahon(L) 2B
Garrett Hampson(R) SS
Antonio Senzatela(R) P
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Go Doyers
Dodgers!
>rookies
1-0 doyers
>murphy
lol fuckin rookies
kek he thought it was foul
They keep fucking up!
CT3 stays hot
hadouken time?
>30+ pitch first inning
this should be fun
>3R, 0ER, 2E
What in the hell did I miss.
rockies autism
>arenado
far from over lads
Here come the rookie """fans"""
arenado is too good, fuck me
Jesus Christ how can a team's bullpen survive this meme field for an entire season?
>Arenado out of the drought with an important HR
Even if we lose, I'm glad he got something.
Eh scout's adjust.
Also the homers aren't actually the Coors effect, we're only like #5 in homers. The main thing is the massive outfield, just too much ground for OFs to cover.
If Orel isn't memeing, another issue is that balls don't break as much.
he's not. less air means less friction between the ball and air, so there wont be as much force there to make it break as theyd like
angry mullet man
I don't think I've seen him argue, huh.
lol arenado almost had it
DUGIE
VERDUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ROOKIE KILLER
DUGIE HOT
where are you from bros? pasadena here
Azusa here la
It seems nicer there compared to how I remember it maybe 10 years ago.
For me, it's echo park.
Haven't lived here all my life, moved here in 2014 but it's pretty nice.
>tfw gold line just a few minutes away from my house
for some reason i think azusa is farther than i think it is
Yea it's pretty based. I took the gold line to Super Arcade once, close to the station. Gold line>Union>Free shuttle is the best way to get to Dodger Stadium imo
is farther than it really is*
dont live there currently, but woodland hills
Haven't gone to the arcade yet, I'll have to check it out
The dodgers shuttle is nice and it saves a ton of money compared to parking at the stadium, I use it almost every time I go there.
WEW
Muncy's got hops
>risp
Poor Ianetta, two good hits robbed tonight.
BIG BAT PAT
Fuck
what the fuck ryu his batting average was .050. dont be a shit
>Giving Valaika a walk
>GIVING VALAIKA A FUCKING HOMERUN
Holy shit Ryu's getting clobbered tonight
>Doyers
what position did you lads play? catcher desu
right/center field
I was shit at hitting but good at defense
>coorsbabbying
>umpball
this game has it all lads
pitcher
also fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
This is embarrassing
there goes the cy young
SHOULD HAVE BEEN A STRIKEOUT
>coorrs
>ryu
Take him out fucking hell
Charlie Blackmon at Coors Field in 2019: .458/.507/.992.
Charlie Blackmon anywhere else in 2019: .236/.272/.382.
Any one of you in this thread could be a solid hitter (at home) if you played for the Rockies.
it's a meme stadium
>nearly a 1.000 SLUG
hahaha what the fuck is this clown show
>kelly
>meme field
oh boy here we go
>joe kelly
welp. see you guys tomorrow
>.236/.272/.382.
holy shit that's bad
poor ryu, is the clear cy young winner but is collapsing around allstar time (as all doyers pitchers do) when award voters pretend to pay attention for 5 minutes
must feel so good to get drafted by the rockies if you’re a hitter. must feel absolutely dreadful if you’re a pitcher.
>DOYERS
>a fucking out
incoming 2-run blast
fuck you pederson
>this inning
LMAO IT KEEPS GOING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
This is just fucken ridiculous
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kill me
fucking christ
This is unreal. What a joke.
U know I got my free tacooooo
Fuck that inning
it’s amazing the dodgers won 13 in a row against colorado having to play at this circus
Denver shouldn't have a team just for the fact that their location is the absolute worst for baseball. Meme park.
They're one of the best drawing teams
desu if I was a rookies fan I wouldn't boo a pitcher off the mound unless they choked in a disastrous way
lol belli
MUNCED
MUNCED
BAT DROP
BACK IN IT JUST LIKE THAT
M U N C E D
this park is such a fucking joke lmao
max muncy would hit 80 homeruns if he played for the rooks
we're back, rookies
That's not a lolCoors homerun, that's crushed wherever you're playing.
>464ft
BRUH
thats fair, it was more in reaction to how easy it seems to score here
wym we choke literally every year
brewers-tier team
>t. transplant not fan
Much better
this game better go at least 9 innings
>lightning
well shit we're gonna be here for a while
>rain delay
get your shit together, culorado.
>90 degrees yesterday
>rain today
lol imagine not living in socal
>rookies can only beat doyers if the weather cuts the game short of 9 innings
pathetic
>meme park
>meme weather
>meme mascot
fuck off, colorado
Absolute kino. Let's go Rockies
If I ever see you at PCC I'll shit in your mouth.
Pic related
WE BACK
thats really nice
ooo we back, i was enjoying some pierre bernard's recliner of rage episodes.
Finished several years ago, then UCSB bitch
Good job Floro
i hope the rookies do that thing again where the bullpen takes a fat shit all over the field
>baseball back on
>soccer game isn't
semen slurping sport afraid to play under clouds
That fat neet behind home plate...
was that a nigga moment?
>lafCHI
>0-5
weight room, cody
ONE RUN GAME
AYYYY LMAO
LOL
>this game
what is defense
Dodgers fans are pure cancer man
no way...
Another chance for the rookies to blow it in the 9th
Oberg should close tonight, only guy that the doydoys can't hit
>floro
Desmond!
>shagwa
man doyers suck lol
incoming salami
our first win against you in a while. and it was pure domination, especially against the best pitcher in the NL this season
don't fucking jynx us you dingus
Murph will make contact here. that's all i want.
fuck yes. iannetta finishing blow?
>pure domination
you got the better of ryu, but this was nowhere near pure domination. delusional
Now it's over
>chargois
saw this coming
come again?
;)
gg rookies. it only took you 13 games to get a win against the doyers.
>oberg
gg rox
just take the L and move on. Ryu got utter buttblasted and it was always gonna be a matter of which bullpen imploded worse
Not fucking Davis, thank god.
I'm giving you props, idiot.
i suppose there isnt a lot of history there for "pure domination" to be well defined.
No story, no problem.
Oberg IS THE FUCKING TRUTH
gg rox, lets see what sort of shit fest goes on tomorrow
Someone pls make the thread tomorrow, I won't be here for the start of the game.
you don't expect him to understand a well-crafted burn like that, do you?