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His sacrifice is how Theo was able to get around Not Ted Cruz right purse strings to able to land Krimbel.

they'd lose more if he was in rotation

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Any reds fans here?

His batting numbers are almost identical to Heyward and Almora. Except Happ is actually a threat to hit HRs unlike those two.

>Russell hits something that looks like it should go out of the park
>Lands on the warning track
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>all this warning track power past week

really annoying

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I hope you're just underage b& and not an adult with that diction.

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Hamels ded?

This.

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

>Hamels is dead
Time to panic

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what in the hell is going on

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Should trade Bryant. He doesn't even want to stay on the Cubs. Rizzo and Baez will be with Cubs til they retire cause they actually like the team.

Proof reading is for the weak you wrapscallion.

some of us are drinking heavily, pussy

Why do you say he doesnt want to

>He doesn't even want to stay on the Cubs.
What makes you say that?

He turned down extension didn't he?

What’s going on here?

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ervin

He wants more money. They’ll reach an agreement

cbssports.com/mlb/news/cole-hamels-is-open-to-an-extension-with-the-cubs-his-agent-says/

He doesn't deserve it. After 2016 he's been unreliable and his power is gone.

Buona is tourist tier

What’s the best beef in Chicago?

johnnys oak park

>Can't even handle a last place teams shit pithcing and offense

there's no fucking hope. I'm sure Theo will be a retard and dump his farm again for a SP now like Bumgarner instead of trying to restock for next year.

>camels put down
>gummery
>resd digner

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What should I do tonight after the game? I'm not sure if I want to hit the STRIP CLUB after today's game.

I like Johnnie's beef in elmwood park

shit I thought it was oak park

Are you guys talking about food or something else..?

Reds own ya :)

Shitcago is a joke of a franchise

This. And I'm a Cubs fan. Theo fucking handcuffed this team just like he did Red Sox. Now I know why he was fired.

>Schwarfly

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If heyward keeps hitting there's a possibility that some team may be interested in him even if they have to pay a portion of the contract then just bring up Happ and you clear payroll without losing production

>Monty with clean inning
Please clap

The no trade clause kicked in again, Heyward is with the Cubs until the contract is done.

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oh

Which one?

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Definitely the Rizzo

>cheese and red sauce
That’s a fucking disgrace to Italian beef.

When did Bo Jackson come back?

>Every vote benefits Anthony Rizzo
Sellout.

This game feels hopeless.

Which position players do you think will pitch tonight? Caratini's a lock, anyone else? Rizzo's 'retired', La Stella's gone, didn't Happ try it last year?

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might as well let Schwarbie throw a few. What could possibly go wrong?

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schwarbie!!!!

This game is fucking shot. Which strip club should I go to bros?

lollygaggers

I'm going to the grocery store. You guys need anything?

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the one with the puerto ricans

a win!

nasty

went into one on a wednesday afternoon. musta been the c-team that day. some chubby puerto rican was just laying down on the dance floor. said she was too tired. then she showed us her butthole for a dollar.

>us

What's wrong with Puerto Ricans?

pitching

What is Craig thinking right now?

yeah i was with my bros. friends.

He's glad a fuck he has a deal where Maddon can't use him outside of the 9th.

>friends

dude i gotta tell you if i hit the strip club with my bros, we repel like magnets. there is always an equal distance between all of us.

>friends
Why are you lying on Yea Forums? Or are you a normalfag?

Why is Montgomery so bad

i'm only recently a semi shut-in.

Because of that boycott

cubback time

Time for another warning track fly out.

Lazy writing this season

HOLY MOLY A BASERUNNER!

>not understanding parts of speech
He was with his bros. We're the 'friends.'

>Having bros
What's it like being a faggot and a normalfag?

Not him, but you're trying too hard

At least brach is dealing

>The truth is trying to hard

relax friends. it's all good.

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kys

On a more positive note.
Jeff Francoeur went into full damage control and used the 'I was merely pretending to be retarded' defense after he was confronted on his comment where he said he wished he had punched Willson Contreras in the face during a live broadcast

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Time to score!

Bet you a dollar the Cubs will score a run in this game Pete

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call it in. you're on.

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cubs hit into way to many GIDPs, they should steal more

HEY HEY HEYWARD! With a 2 shot home run!
2-6

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Pay up Petey!

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Pete Rose deserves to be in the HoF and the fact he isn't is pathetic

here's a signed card kid. that's worth at least a dollar.

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there you go russell

should I start watching again?

You shouldn't have stopped

If you turned off the game, you don't deserve to turn it back on.

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take that and this and that

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Based

did you guys really think the resd wouldn't find a way to make this interesting?

Almora with a sac fly to score Russell!
3-6

We got a ballgame again.

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This is why you're not allowed in the hall Pete

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they're looking pretty good this year from what I can tell

I wonder if Baez was irritated at Heyward.
He hustled and busted his ass to make it to third, and Heyward just goes and hits a home run to score him.

Jesus, Ryan is getting squeezed if you use his AB as a reference.

he'll get in posthumously imo. but they should vote him in before he dies.

>Wasting your challenge on this
What the fuck Maddon

That's the sad part. The all time hit leader has to die to get in.

Rizzo gets his revenge

Well then I won't
>3-6

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

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Stop panicking! JUST STOP IT ALREADY!!!

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>Garret
Place your bets on if he and Baez are going to cause the benches to clear again.

>Bryant walks
>Rizzo get a base hit
>Baez homers to tie it
>Krimbel blows the save in the 9th
Could it get any more Cubs than that?

>save
they wouldnt use kimbrel unless they have a lead in the 9th

Yes, hold would be the correct term.
Gets walked off then.

Oh this matchup should be fun

>They're pulling Garrett right before Baez
Damn

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>walk
>hbp
there ya go reds. that's the team i know.

>That strike
This ump is blind and it's going to cause Baez to swing at everything now.
Thanks ump.

>cusb

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Compare and contrast Austin Riley and Anthony Recker. Positive and negative attributes please.

go back to your thread doyer fag

Cishek just got umpballed

Never forget.

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Cishek!
Worth
Every
Penny!

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oh I hate you so much, asshole. But she is pretty cute

>Never Forget
You can't be a king without a ring.

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>Never forget.

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I wish Puig tried that at Wrigley, he'd destroy his shoulder.

i really hate this satania poster

gg reds

Welp, at least the bullpen outside of Monty didn't self destruct completely even though they had every right to do so for this game, and the Cubs managed to get some runs.

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Cubs are a fucking joke. Can't even sweep or beat a last place team.

LOL GET FUCKED CUSB

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The cubbies own you lardso

This, Cross town cup stays in the superior north side.