/trans/ - Jake Gyllenhaal edition

>Bayern Munich have a cob on. They’re after Leroy Sané and Callum Hudson-Odoi, but nothing’s happening. They need to get a grip. The Rumour Mill wasn’t happening either until 10 minutes ago, due to an almighty rota cock-up. It happens.

Leroy Sané and Callum Hudson-Odoi are still not going to Bayern, as things stand.

>In other Tommy Trinder-related news … the internet kids can’t get enough of this … Arsenal still haven’t bought Kiernan Tierney, though they’d like to .... Manchester United don’t fancy packing off Romelu Lukaku on loan to Internazionale, preferring a ££££ deal ... but popularity’s Ed Woodward does like the idea of the midfielder Ilay Elmkies of Hoffenheim. However, Manchester City are also in the market for him, so.

Tottenham like the Saint-Étienne defender – and Arsenal target – William Saliba, while Crystal Palace are in for Nice winger and subeditor’s dream Allan Saint-Maximin.

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>de gay

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>28 June
>Premier League
James Justin [Luton - Leicester] Undisclosed

>English Football League
Chuks Aneke [MK Dons - Charlton] Free
Callum Burton [Unattached - Cambridge] Free
Martin Cranie [Sheffield United - Luton] Free
Tom Lockyer [Bristol Rovers - Charlton] Free
Jonny Maxted [Accrington - Exeter] Free
Stefan Payne [Bristol Rovers - Tranmere] Free
Darren Potter [Rotherham - Tranmere Free
Sammie Szmodics [Colchester - Bristol City] Free
Gary Warren [Yeovil - Exeter] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Christopher Jullien [Toulouse - Celtic] £7m

>International
Jay-Roy Grot [Leeds - Vitesse Arnhem] Loan
Jay O'Shea [Bury - Brisbane Roar] Free

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Where's Paul off to?

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Well the France v USA threads are utterly unbearable.

See this post

we don't think about you at all

Juventus

Ofcourse you don't, your education system is too fucked to go beyond your direct neighbours. Can't blame you specifially for that

Lads. Who /lionesses/ here

Most other match threads have been decent, everyone has fun and takes it half-seriously
yeah all the yank flags spamming shit about Europeans says otherwise

when will the inevitable dutch-yank war be?
and whose side will we be on?
stay tuned to find out

WHERE ARE THE SIGNINGS POCH

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Lads. Can’t stop spontaneously crying recently.

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you hormonal?

Hnnnng. Am actually erect looking at Alex Scott this evening. She is fit as fuck

have those dumbfucks taken it seriously again

based alex scott dominating the half time analysis with big brain opinions and off-the-cuff witticisms

hope solo desperately trying to just look pretty (and succeeding fair play)

On my period tbf

Just imagine Hope and Alex sloppily sucking you off in the morning

Based women pundits actually better than men

Gabby Logan best host too.

Hope isn’t that fit desu. Alex Scott is fire tho. Would love to fuck her bumhole

aren't spurs getting a young leeds player?

Dunno how our lasses will do against these dirty yanks tbqh

Alex Scott is a 'pretty face' and actually a good pundit.

Both hate England so it'll be them to win anyway.

they're very good
hopefully steph/millie can just park the bus and we can meme out a penalty shootout victory

Chappers la

United still want to sell Sanchez? who will buy him? will the new boss offer him a bonus for keeping the bench warm?

He’s literally BACK

you're simply irrelevant. we're the most powerful nation of all time despite being full of plastic, fat, ignorant, arrogant goblins. what does that say about the rest of the world...
this entire site is obsessed with USA. if not for the constant hatred and asshurt towards our flag no matter what we post we wouldn't point out the plank in your own eye. action ---> reaction

Yeah, Jack Clarke. 18 years old, winger, was used as an impact sub when he was at Leeds

he's always good for the nt isn't he? expect him to go back to being complete rubbish when the season starts

He always preforms well with the national team but he lacks consistency during the season, this seems like the right time for them to sell him for a good price imo

If we ignore him he might go away

france are definitely showing a bit more so far in the second half
yanks looking frazzled

Lads. On the french nigresses is literally called Mbop. They keep saying her name

Yes, no one, probably lul

it's my birthday lads

her full name is Griedge Yinda Colette Mbock Bathy Nka
decent touch for a big lass

Trying this hard to cope.

Happy birthday :)

Fuggggggg

Have a great day mate

bloody hell france need to take one of these

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Hmmm

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Fuck off terrorist

?

Have a good one lad.

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Why do France not have any Muslim women players?

>England
>Makes bad pass
>Oh that's a bit sloppy

>France
>Makes bad pass
>TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PASS

You can be white and a Muslim and West Asians are white by US and UN definitions. Most Muslims are South East Asian.

Lol at that USA player getting smashed in the tit

thanks lads

sue smith is a great co-comm imo but pearce ruins any football match

Women's football is more middle class

Hmmmm

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What is circumstance? Lionesses were 3-0 up

my entire knowledge of egypt comes from pharaoh (the video game) and yu gi oh

Sue Smith is shite.

нave seж

fuck off usa
based rapinoe though

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Rape-ino!!!!!!!!

They weren't at that point, they were 1-0 up and made a dozen misplaced passes or weak passes.

Pearce is kino, he's just got bias.

I hate this fucking dyke

>b-but muh trump curse

Why do I keep hearing that Renard is good? She’s fucking dog shit

Thought it was subredittor for a sec ahaha

pearce came very close there to calling the french players lazy fucking n-words

She's tall

If USA wins World Cup, we see 'muh equal pay' meme. If they don't, we get 'muh Trump curse'. I hope England wins, but USA will twat us.

At least you won the men’s one

USA men do fuck all so they should give their pay to the women til they improve

Either he's strong minded and Poch makes him good, either he's weak minded and become the English white Nkoudou.

Feronikeli have done it!

Is Rapinoe a good guy or a bad guy?

So is Jill Scott

on the one hand she seems like a bit of a bellend
on the other, she's btfo drumpf so i guess she's a net positive in the world

kek wtf is delort doing a t-pose prance towards him

If she was fit she would be good.

>dykeball being discussed
I think it’s times to stop trans lads

Depends. Seems insufferable but made Trump rage tweet which was funny

Cascarino
What

is delphine cascarino related to tony cascarino?

Not enough

On football weekly they said she wasn't

She does have a twin sister though

Shame, it's coming home next time.

>dykeball
>trans

Sorry I don’t see the problem bro

it's literally on her wikipedia page lmao
>They are not related to Tony Cascarino, although they are often asked if they are.[10]

tfw no tall gf

Le Sommer is so damn bad.

Why would you ever get Sakho on your France shirt

I wish this game would go to pens

He was always based for the NT.

I wish I could two-footer Rapinoe. She'd probably take it as well the filthy mutt

Griezmann could probably pose as a woman and get away with it and play for France women

>Leroy Sané and Callum Hudson-Odoi are still not going to Bayern, as things stand.

Try tapping some more players up, it's worked so well so far!

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OHHHHHHHH they've only gone and pulled one back

Le tall nigress scores
Really makes you think

Apologise

>Look for me, women should get the paid the same as Anotinette Greaswoman can Fortnite dance exactly the same as her male counterpart

It’s on

Hudson-ngubu is dead now though.
Sane doesn't seem like a Bayern transfer tb h

basé tall lady

I’m sorry

More like baiser

Amirite?

literally just throw renard up front and get the ball into the air to her
none of this play out from the back nonsense; there's five minutes left

HANDBALLLLLL

once upon a time he was psg captain

is being tall a cheat code in womens football

If the other ones are pens. That’s a fucking pen.

ERA PENAL

that was a penalty in the champions league final

>Ameririggs

>Hudson-ngubu is dead now though.

He'll be back in sometime in September is what is being said, hopefully he can fully recover.

RLC's injury is apparently worse unfortunately

The state of refereeing

Not enough time.

Hudson Odoi will never fully recover. His career is over.

>ends up in SPLel aged 25

Is Morgan the cutest player on show tonight?

Lo Celso scores

Please come to rangers.

LGTSS
>communism

unlucky france
just switched over to glasto on red button fontaines dc on, they're excellent

Woah

wasted

George Ezra is shit

Fuck rangers

Who

no argument here lad

hello lads

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Delet

Liverpool never won that

>Columbia v Chile

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Lads. Glasto sounds shit. Either way hot or pissing down. No shower. Shit music. Full of cunts.

Juve flag in the crowd at glasto

>Full of cunts.
Probably the worst part. Bunch of twats acting like they're being counter culture by going to Glastonbury

I think we can all agree

Alexis to score a brace. He’s BACK

Yeah I'm thinking proper football is returning

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>Chelsea warn Atletico Madrid that they will recall Alvaro Morata unless Atletico buy him outright this summer #cfc - Matt Law

Marina better play her cards right, Morata will be a miserable fuck if he comes back to Chelsea.

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I'm honestly tired of brits taking good checks

literal who teams btfo

...

MEANWHILE IN /mlb/ AJ SICKIN EM!

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Lol why Atleti buy him? He’s shit
Even Lukaku is better

>Bad Erlach
>Are bad

why am i watching this boring swooning tart? where stormzy at treeza?

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Just don't get the logic of paying to watch these matches as a home fan. You know it's going to be a crippling loss, you know the team won't learn a solitary thing from it.

Oi SHAT UPPPPPO

Stormz incoming lads. Get your brollys out

Yeah, it's genuinely pointless. You wouldn't see something like Newcastle United v Alnwick Town over here because they'd get pumped.

You can however watch Maidenhead play the Kuwaiti national team.

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How does this even come about? The Kuwaiti FA scout shite English teams?

See now a match like that I'd watch as a neutral purely because it's so strange that it's more like an outing.

Lol

My gf, who has an incridecibly basic taste in music, likes him

I was under the impression that he hasn't been bad for them? I don't really watch much La Liga though.

50M for Morata would be highway robbery.

My gf also likes him and has a shit taste in music.

Women are such fucking plebs

Thiago Mendes and Kone from Lille to Lyon for 37M

Nah he’s crap

your gfs don't like his music lads, they want his willy in and around their mouths (stormzy's too)

haha my gf is into shit music too lads haha

If tHats what she wants then that’s ok.

WHERE THE FUCK IS BIG STORMZ?

Who is this ugly curly haired bitch tapping fake drums. Shite

I don't know why they didn't ask Renard to play upfront.

is this what zoomer music is like?
need stormzy

Women are dumb

Any dumb enough to fuck you?

This is gender neutral non binary cis antioppressive lezzer music. Rapino likes her

Her choice innit

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>The Kuwaitis – who have a training camp in England ahead of the second phase of the Asian Football Confederation section of qualifying for the 2022 World Cup, which takes place in September – will take on the Magpies in the warm- up to the new National League season.

>The side ranked number 156 in the FIFA World Rankings take on a number of English sides in behind closed doors matches, but the Kuwaiti Football Federation has chosen to play a fixture open to the public at York Road after being impressed by the newly renovated playing surface during their Tuesday visit.

Wan-Bissaka confirmed: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48784655

Lads. This Stormzy guy is Lukaku right? Same person innit?

Big for your boots is unironically a banger

Who's buying him? Barca?

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Real Madrid already signed Rodrygo

>50m for another Ashley Young.

Lol.

Liverpool seethe

96 dead mate

STORMZY INNIT

stormzy kicking off lads
bbc presenters relieved that they don't have to fill any more
jo whiley frothing at the gash
get hypeeee

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Stormz a comin’

Is it tho
#merky

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Adidas creps don’t akkkks where I got dem from

The white race has the strongest minds, that's why they enslaved you Nbugu

>tfw no Adidas body armour

Tbf this looks fucking dope

Come to your team and I fuck shit up. I’m David moyes.

>this is now big black man general

HOWLING @ all these white people in the crowd
(also at me doing the same thing on my sofa)

If digits, Pogba joins him
youtube.com/watch?v=kfVW9U8PmWM

Quite amusing listening to a load of middle class fuckers shout “where do you know me from”

It's my birthday tomorrow. Hoping Everton sign someone big as a present.

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Re roll

I can't be having with this. Going to watch highlights of the Charlatans.

They won’t. Sorry to break it to you. Have a good day tho

When’s he gonna play another banger

imagine how based it would be if the heavens just opened now

man i hope he plays 'mans not hot' next!

Ha ha .. did the man make a joke which is 5 years out of date ..

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BANE?!?!

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Womens Football.

>blacks

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He wrote the song years ago bro

omfg haha

You cannot tell me that's not Idris Elba on the left

Ping tits on the right too

How is this coon headlining Glastonbury

Rappers cannot update outdated lyrics, they are immovable.

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it's still a good line

Looks more like Lenny Henry than Idris Elba mate

WTF I love ballet now

Non italian guys, I have a question: Do you see strange transfers in your clubs?

I mean Juve-Roma just exchanged Spinazzola for Pellegrini PLUS money.

That's ludricous, Spinazzola did a half year's good playing - heavily handed by Gomez - in Atalanta. Pellegrini is a young promise.

Why did Roma got looted like that?

>

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I'm colourblind, all blacks and Orientals look the same

why would you change the lyrics? When Bob Dylan sings Hurricane he doesnt add 'oh yeah the guy got released btw'

Stormzy is sweating pretty bad

Lots of white women in the crows

chebs in the crowd there

He is gonna get his MASSIVE cock sucked by a few of them tonight

All white man rook same smeel of milk

Truly abysmal example since he simply retired the song entirely when it came to light that he was full of shit. Hasn't sung it since 1976 and he's done thousands of gigs since then.

>gf biting her lip

>Stormzy will see you now

What is Cheb?

Rappers always change lyrics when they're outdated
Good ones do anyway dunno about Stormzy, seems not

>Rappers always change lyrics when they're outdated
like when?

Bob Dylan is shit

He doesn't have the back catalogue to drop the song and he doesn't have the intelligence to swap Moyes for Jose or similar.

>let's all meet up in the year 2000
>although actually that would be in the past so let's say 2020
>when we are fully groooown

how is a line about moyes being wank outdated anyway? true as it ever was

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>doesn't have the intelligence
cringe

When’s he gonna play shut up ?

>yfw Kanye comes out

Rather be a what than a franky zola? Missed that one a bit

Who knew Stormzy was even that popular with the /trans/ crowd? I always assumed he was a very forgettable rapper.

Waiting for the end, can't play the hit, singular, early.

lionel messi

Tfw Stormzy supports your team.

Feels good man

You assumed wrong
He's basically the UK 2Pac and Biggie combined

His new track “crown” is good.

he's like wiley if wiley wasn't lazy and ugly and born in the wrong decade

/trans/ is yesterdays news la, it's /merky/ now

woahhhh a performer supports my team, haha wow

South London reppin. Camberwell in the house. Where my other south London boys at? Also I am literally black

OI, IT'S THAT COLDPLAY POOF

ayo where my east dulwich mandem at

Fuck off chris Martin

my favorite strange transfer is standard liege breaking the belgian league transfer record for a 19 year old center back.

South Wezzy here reppin Brentford

mfw you support the best team in the world

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Brixton what you sayin boi?

Yeeeeah senpai I keep it real
South London-dwelling, Manchester United-supporting

Best combo

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ay yo
who woulda thought
dat a white boi
would be the one to bring real hip hop back?

This is a sick one

Nah, it's just an inside joke because he looks like Lukaku and Benteke. Nobody here really likes rap or hiphop.

Is /trans/ the most off topic general?

Not complaining desu, enjoying it

What name shall I get on my united shirt for this season? Dubs decides

you're so fucking cucked if you think a white girl taking a picture with a black guy is a bad thing

just friday night innit
and stormzy headlining glasto is an event for the ages

Torres

just when noithing is happening
On that note. Tyranid skulls collected

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Gerrard

Taylor Swift or Ngubu

This has been the highlight of Stormzys set. Fucking wicked
Lampard

Is the Javi Manrtinez to Liverpool deal still on the Table?

He's getting shitfaced at Glastonbury right now he'll decide when he sobers up

Those skulls aren’t tyranid

>Is /trans/ the most off topic general?
Even keeping it related to UK ones - /brit/ is so off-topic that it got moved to /bant/ earlier, brit/pol/ suffered the same fate months ago, and even /britfeel/ on Tuesday had several deleted threads this week after a bloke came in there defending his own daughter after being doxxed (long story, but it's all relating to Tim Byrne the schizophrenic YouTuber) - and mistakenly thinking the Name field is where you put your actual birth name. So doxxing himself.
There's a world outside of Yea Forums.

Ngubu
96

Lol. Bit of a gay response

They are proxied to nid skulls

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De Ligt

They bullied are Tim did they

Fuck scouse

->

It's been sorted mate, let's leave it at that.

Fuck Ed Sheeran

Are Ed!

Stormzy

im in love with your boobies baby
im in love with the smell of poo

Confirmed to juve?

Who’s this Ngubu on stage with Stormzy?

DAVEEE

Lads hmu

tbf now would be a good time to sell him for a knock-down car-boot-sale price.
Just get rid.

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based stormzy absolutely mogging dave and fredo

actually a really good signing. >

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lol this song is about spaffing on some slags face?

Lol is it hahaha

>Juventus back in for Ndombele

Do I smell a gazump?

face blindless is a sign of autism

De Ligt to united is back on

had a quick browse through /brit/ and Yea Forums and i can confirm based /trans/ is the only pro-stormzy thread on the chans

SHUT UP

Love Cadet

willy blubber

SHAT AHP

Tell my man SHAT APP

faggot

Rudeboy shut up

t. background dancer

Ayyyyyyyy lmao SHUT UP

at least he did the only song people care about

Shut up.. Lollllll like the track itself...

The absolute state of this thread.

It's all ironic mate d/w

Gayboy. SHUT UP

speak for yourself

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Batty boy

Ah yes, because there's so many transfers happening that need to be talked about

Can’t handle the banter

Straight banger

Embolo to Gladbach and AWB to United happened today.

We’ve discussed them. so now we’re watching Stormzy

>Embolo to Gladbach
decent
>AWB to United
shite

thems your transfers done, can we get back to stormzy now #merky

>we

Rabiot CONFIRMED

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What the fuck are Juve doing?

top show that, much better than any of the other rap headliners i can remember

Fake news

Max Kruse to Fenerbahce too, I feel like people haven't pointed out how badly he fucked up with that move. Apparently he gets a mansion as a signing on bonus, but it's in Turkey

And this

Interpol are pretty shit

>Max Kruse
Some noise around Liverpool about him, I was assuming he would go to a decent team but
>Turkey
tip top lel

Really really bad post.

Used to listen to them while I played WoW back in the day, don't know what I liked about them back them since I'm not a fan right now

Just seem like a bunch of loser dads

>wearing sunglasses inside in the dark

youtube.com/watch?v=56HSPQHSqEE

Based song though

Yeah, it's sort of flown under the radar how fucking stupid of a move that is. Frankfurt were apparently looking at him too, which would have also been a better move than Turkey. But as it stands he's moved from a team on the up with a promising young manager to Turkey.

When are they gonna show the Tame Impala highlights

Why is getting paid fuck loads of money stupid?

Because he has just ended his career.

Because he's not even getting paid fuck loads of money. His supposed wages are only slightly above what Bremen were willing to pay him

He’s probably receiving other payments which he can get away with because it’s Turkey. People don’t just make stupid decisions like that for no reason. Particularly when they have loads of advisors/agents

>Who knew Stormzy was even that popular with the /trans/ crowd?
The fuck are you talking about, its just a meme because le lukaku man. UK rap is so fucking abhorrently shit

>long story, but it's all relating to Tim Byrne the schizophrenic YouTuber
someone give me the rundown on this wtf

bad post, stormzy is awesome

>People don’t just make stupid decisions like that for no reason
You're talking about a man who managed to lose a large amount of money in a taxi.

Fuck off cunt. Don’t come here and abuse Stormzy and expect to not get shanked

Hopefully after this Hopkins fella

Why isn't that smelly tramp Frank Turner on a stream

Because he’s rich AF and doesn’t give a fuck

Sorry guy, UK rap doesn't pace itself well. Most UK rappers have really awful flow because the accent makes the bars super choppy and awkwardly fast. Not many UK rappers who can actually spit with a nice flow that goes up and down with the beat.
UK rappers have good freestyles but anyone can freestyle. Big for your boots is a good example of that, not really much intricacies to his songs

>house music

I wish I had a cool name like Max Kruse.

Saw about this the other day on /brit/.
Tim is a YTer who has slowly succumbed to mental illness over the years and a Twitch streamer started to use him to sell merch/donation sounds.
/britfeel/ found out (Tim is loved there) so started going after him, his gf got involved so they went after her too, then she got her actual dad to go on Yea Forums to defend her and they said they'd beat the shit out of him and stuff. They stopped going after Tim now as a consequence of it all I think.

Not going to slag it off, I recon 50% of Dutch exports are related to EDM

No, he's just an idiot. There's a video of him wanking somewhere

Do you lads ever do a fart that really makes you wonder how all that gas could fit inside your body? I feel like I should be completely deflated after doing an absolutely blooter of a fart

Chris, /brit/ is so fucking depressing sometimes. I used to post on there as a fake namefag called Bengalibro
sounds like absolute bants though, the schizo and his gf /dad thing and all

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Shell tho

cringe

Sometimes I actually take off from the floor when I fart

Gas compresses pretty well

>sunflower bean

What a surprise they’re faggots

farts are also little bits of poo

Nice

United will finish above Liverpool this season.

You heard it hear first.

Yeah, Unilever as well. But of all the top tier of DJ's, an incredibly disproportionate amount happens to be Dutch

what i say out loud at the Walmart sometimes

Who’s this weird cringey dude hosting with Edith?

Something Radcliffe, he has a cozy accent

When are they gonna show good music? who is this old lesbian cunt? Cat Power. Fuck off

She has a lesbian chink drummer.

Could be a dude tho tbf

Going to laugh when Darmian is still at Utd after the window shuts.

No I didn't.
And I laughed at it then, as well.

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Why?

How would they finish above first?

>still no Tame Impala
REE

Because he's rumored to leave for Italy every single window and it never happens.

>Real Madrid may have to pay as much as £150m up front to sign France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, from Manchester United. (Mirror)

Arsenal are willing to listen to offers for Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, but the 30-year-old is unlikely to join Manchester United or Liverpool. (90min.com)

>Ivory Coast forward Wilfried Zaha has asked Crystal Palace to let him join Arsenal. The Eagles value the 26-year-old at £80m. (Mirror)

Chelsea plan to announce Derby manager Frank Lampard as their new boss before the Blues players return for pre-season training next week. (Sun)

>Manchester United are confident they can secure deals for Newcastle's 21-year-old English midfielder Sean Longstaff and Sporting and Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes, 24. (Evening Standard)

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Gareth Bale could remain at Real Madrid with the club struggling to find a buyer for the 29-year-old. (Mirror)

>The Wales forward has told Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane he will be on the club's pre-season tour. (Cadena Ser, via Mail)

A meeting was held between Real and Atletico Madrid chiefs over the proposed transfer of French forward Antoine Griezmann, 28, to the Bernabeu. (L'Equipe - in French)

>Barcelona might sign Romania legend Gheorghe Hagi's son Ianis, 20. In two seasons at FC Viitorul the playmaker has featured in 45 matches and scored 16 goals.

Arsenal, West Ham and Crystal Palace are all considering offering former Chelsea and England defender Gary Cahill, 33, a contract. (90min.com)

>Liverpool have agreed a deal worth up to £7m with Sporting for the sale of 19-year-old Portuguese forward Rafael Camacho. (Evening Standard)

Colombia striker Radamel Falcao, 33, wants to join David Beckham's MLS franchise Inter Miami when his Monaco contract expires. (Sun)

>Aston Villa are set to bid for Southampton's 23-year-old English left-back Matt Targett. (Express and Star)

West Brom boss Slaven Bilic wants former Hammers team-mate Julian Dicks to join him at the club as first-team coach. (Express and Star)

90min is shitposting hard with made up shit it seems. Also, out of Yokoyama sfw images. Gonna have to find some more of something.

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Imagine making a 60m profit on nogba after all the shit performances he's curled out for the last few years.

Yeah, but he was so good in those 3 games between December and January

Is that funny in America?

Just inflation isn’t it tho

>Although he started his career as a centre-back, and has occasionally continued to be used in this role, and even played as a central or defensive midfielder for the Milan youth team, in recent years Darmian has predominantly played as a full-back or wing-back, or even as a winger on occasion; due to his ability with both feet, he is capable of playing on either flank, although he prefers to be deployed on the right side of the pitch. An intelligent, dynamic, hard-working, and versatile player, he is known for his good quality of offensive and defensive play, as well as his tactical awareness, pace, and stamina, attributes which allow him to cover the wing effectively and provide width to his team when attacking; his professionalism, as well as his promising and consistent performances in his youth, led him to be compared to several esteemed Italian former full-backs, such as Antonio Cabrini and Paolo Maldini. During the 2012–13 season, Darmian made the most tackles per game (5.3) across Europe's top five league

>thread died again
Cest la vie.

fucking embarrassing posts like these are

For me it's LMA Manager 2007, where Messi was already a superstar. I still have the game. Might play it some time.

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>Start worrying about /are Lasses/ against USA
>Saw the stats of USA vs France
>France twatted them in everything but still lost
One way, this is good, as it shows that USA can be dominated hard... but it also shows that their GK and defence is good enough to hold out. I think the final will be USA vs Netherlands. The most important thing has been achieved; getting into 2020 Olympics. Now we need Scotland to stop being cunts and allow the men to compete.

Just found out that Zinchenko has the best WAG

You now remember when the new-day-new-thread wankers got BTFO

i can't even remember how i got home last night pal

I carried you up to bed, tucked you in nice and warm and then buggered your unconscious living-corpse for over an hour before getting a uber home.

thanks mate

Not a fan of this sell your stadium to get around ffp meme lads

maybe this applies to rap or grime but not uk drill.

twitter.com/ElderGrizzly/status/1144624172527706113

A sad indictment on modern football.

Is this a shell game where they sell it to themselves, or does someone else actually own their stadium and could decide to sell it on or turn it into a gladiatorial Colosseum?

The former.

Imagine caring about dykegrass

Jej

Nice. Can they sell it again in a few years?

They could but it would violate FFP if the club bought it back off the holding company.

What if it's a gift, which they then sell back to them

Doesn't really work like that.

Meh, usa just have more of them. The good uk ones are really good and I do enjoy their accent.

Did you see that score G?
Alexis is back and gonna dominate the prem this year

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It's Jay

it's jej

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Sporting Lisbon manager Marcel Keizer admits it will be difficult to keep midfielder Bruno Fernandes at the club. Manchester United, Liverpool and Tottenham have been heavily linked with the 24-year-old, who scored 31 times for Sporting last season.

>Aaron Wan-Bissaka's transfer to Manchester United was almost off on Friday as Crystal Palace made a late demand for a 10 per cent sell-on fee, according to The Sun.

Arsenal are among the clubs monitoring Monaco winger Keita Balde, with the Senegal international keen on a move to the Premier League, according to Sky Sports News.

>Celtic have signed youngster Luca Connell on a four-year deal from Bolton.

Norwich City have made a £6m bid for Preston striker Callum Robinson, according to Sky sources.

>Manchester United have returned with a new €35m (£31.4m) offer for Barcelona's Croatian midfielder Ivan Rakitic, according to Sport. However, Barcelona will reportedly only consider bids of €50m (£44.86m) for the 31-year-old.

Leonardo Spinazzola and Luca Pellegrini are having their medicals this morning in an exchange deal between Roma and Juventus. Juve rate Spinazzola at €25m, while Pellegrini is valued at €15m, so the deal was struck by Roma handing over Pellegrini plus €10m.

>Torino are in the Europa League preliminary rounds and therefore have an extra budget to ask Watford for €20m-rated Roberto Pereyra.

Paris Saint-Germain contacted Juventus defender Leonardo Bonucci to see if he was prepared for a transfer, it’s reported.

>Olympique Lyonnais are the favourites to sign Joachim Andersen, although the €18m offer is a long way off Sampdoria’s asking price.

Roma midfielder Gerson has reportedly refused a transfer to Genoa, as Dynamo Moscow offered €13m after his Fiorentina loan spell.

>Sampdoria will reportedly meet for Gimnasia La Plata striker Jan Hurtado next week, while Genoa and Atalanta are also interested in the Venezuelan.

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Sevilla sporting director Monchi reportedly wants to bring Roma midfielder Steven Nzonzi back to Andalusia.

>Napoli reportedly reached an agreement with Roma last night for Kostas Manolas, while Amadou Diawara will head in the opposite direction.

Roma and Juventus are not finished exchanging players, as it’s reported Gonzalo Higuain could be used in a bid for Nicolò Zaniolo.

>Milan are reportedly weighing up a €40m bid for Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos, as exclusion from the Europa League gives them a bit more freedom on the transfer market.

Paris Saint-Germain have contacted the entourage of Leonardo Bonucci, according to @romeoagresti.

>Juventus have in recent hours re-entered into talks with Lyon midfielder Tanguy Ndombele, but Tottenham remain in pole, according to @Guillaumemp.

Lyon closing in on sensational €37m double swoop to sign Lille midfielder Thiago Mendes & left-back Youssouf Koné. More follows. (RMC)

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Only fags use Jay. You just outed yourself

Why would Gary Lineker go to white house?

You now remember Ryan Babel

>29 June
>Scottish Premiership
Luca Connell [Bolton Wanderers to Celtic] Undisclosed

>28 June
>Premier League
Aaron Wan-Bissaka [Crystal Palace - Manchester United] £50m
James Justin [Luton - Leicester] Undisclosed

>English Football League
Jamie Allen [Burton - Coventry] Undisclosed
Chuks Aneke [MK Dons - Charlton] Free
Daniel Bentley [Brentford - Bristol City] Undisclosed
Callum Burton [Unattached - Cambridge] Free
Martin Cranie [Sheffield United - Luton] Free
Tom Lockyer [Bristol Rovers - Charlton] Free
Jonny Maxted [Accrington - Exeter] Free
Stefan Payne [Bristol Rovers - Tranmere] Free
Darren Potter [Rotherham - Tranmere Free
Sammie Szmodics [Colchester - Bristol City] Undisclosed
Gary Warren [Yeovil - Exeter] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Christopher Jullien [Toulouse - Celtic] £7m
Jamie Walker [Wigan Athletic - Hearts] Free

>International
Ryan Babel [Fulham - Galatasaray] Free
Jay-Roy Grot [Leeds - Vitesse Arnhem] Loan
Jay O'Shea [Bury - Brisbane Roar] Free
Antonio Valencia [Manchester United - LDU Quito] Free

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Why the fuck as Barca demanding so much for Rakitic. If they can get £25m they should be happy for a 31 year old

Turn on the bright lights is great album

>implying woody won't pay it
come think of it if it's more expensive it's more likely because woody like showing his financial muscles

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Tbh would be a good signing for utd

r8

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I agree.

That’s a pretty gay statement tbf

Irrelevant/10

>lustig
rip

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sad :(

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>n'dumbledore
>n'dobby

Funny that Voldemort was essentially a massive wizard racist and his followers were just brexit voters

Lads am going to the Yankees v Red Sox game tomorrow at Olympic Stadium

are you bringing a pillow?

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That pillow is some weapons grade autism

0(zero)
>Inb4 six times la
>inb4inb4 doesn’t count if you don’t win the league
Lol

I think about killing myself everyday

Don't do it lad. Javi Martinez is so close to liverpool

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Man up, Gary Speed

Escapism by vicariously discussing club transfers is just as bad as any other forms of the disease. Step outside, talk, and achieve self actualization. Also got a gf fag.

Same. Struggling to contain it.

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A lack of identity

Luca Connell to Celtic. #Confirmed

>Only 6% of brits go to church
>The land of the kjv bible AKA the Holy Bible

Be a rebel

My granddad was a CoE pastor and even he barely gave a shit about the religious side of things

He was all about the little boys?

>Wallace Duffy
Sounds like a cartoon

>counting trophies won before the introduction of VAR

Irreligious people obviously shouldnt be pastors

It beggins with you

But then what will all the closeted gays and homosexual pedophiles do?

He was a great pastor though, he took his community role very seriously.

Wan-Bissaka now completely confirmed

unga bunga wear da white wimmin at

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YB have signed Janko according to Nau
>you now remember Saidy Janko

How long until he gets benched for Young?

No way man. You’re a valuable /trans/ lad.

United now unironically has the best fullbacks in the league.

trips of DECEIT

Trips confirmed. Fair enough lad.

flacao

Lads. What’s your favourite no dairy milk.

I liek hazelnut.

------de gea
bissaka - lindelorf - bailly - shaw
james - matic - wogba - martial
---lukukuku - rashford

Comfy Top 10 finish confirmed.

Oat milk works pretty well in tea. But just for regular drinking I like coconut milk, followed by hazelnut though. Especially chocolate flavoured hazelnut.

Imagine actually believing that

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Can you tell if someone screenshots your Instagram story? Some slut just posted a nice bikini shot and I want it.

What is this shit?

De Gea

AWB
Maguire/Koulibaly/De Ligt
Lindelof
Shaw

Mctominay
Rakitic
Pogba

Lingard
Rashford
Martial

Top 1 confirmed

Triple 7
United
Confirmed AWB will be as successful as CR7

>Maguire/Koulibaly/De Ligt

Are you really expected Woodward to spend 200m on this defence?

>Lingard
Hah.

Oatmilk is better than dairy milk in coffee.
Hazelnut is great but so damn expensive.

>Lingard
>Rashford
>Martial

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Orange juice

>Harry Potter
Never understood the hype. The books were boring and only two movies are good.

Has anyone got a palace money Pepe?

Pleb

AGÜEROOOO
93

youtube.com/watch?v=4CYjE9Gv3A4

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Harry Potter is literally for plebs

Europa League here we come

Do why does the Bundesliga want to get BLACKED do much?

>hurrr Woody will spend billions on players
>hurrr do you seriously expect Woody to spend lots of money?

Which one is it ABU cunt?

Just be glad it's not 45 C like in France. The entire country would be dead.

don't see how you can call the books boring
they might be poorly written or whatever (i couldn't say, i don't read much) but they're certainly fun and interesting

France being about to catch fire makes me feel better, but it's still too bloody warm here

Shit. Will post pics when it arrives

>i couldn't say, i don't read much

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I have a right mind to Avada Kedavra your ass you cheeky little cunt

storiesig.com/

Be safe

That’s like saying wanking is boring because I don’t do much autoasphyxi-anal fisting to furry porn

>45 C

Bloody hell.

And humid, so it feels closer to 50 in Paris lmao

Liverpool and Leicester have better fullbacks.

Good point

Down to my last box of ice pops. Gonna wait until cover of darkness and venture to Tesco to replenish reserves

A veritable FEAST of football on today lads

That has nothing to do with my post, you fucking moron.

Liverpool don’t play with fullbacks.
I literally couldn’t even tell you who Leicester’s fullbacks are

Dunno about Liecester but City definitely do, I don't rate Uniteds defensive game at all

>Monica white

The fuck is shit gay ass shit?

>Liverpool don’t play with fullbacks.

the fuck are you talking about, Liverpool play 4-3-3

ngl lads i wish mr burns would block out the sun

Pleb

up sweaty, Liverpool play 1-3-2-2

You’ve just revealed yourself as an idiot

Liverpool play
2-4-3-1

Livepool play 3 at the front, Mane, Firmio, Salah

Ricardo Peirara and Chillwell you fucking retard

TAA and Andrew Robertson are Livershites fullbacks who too be fair got 20+ assists this season

>Mane
>Salah
>strikers

Happy birthday murribro :]

Robertson - TAA
Shaw - AWB
Chilwell - Pereira

in that order

love how liverpool have the best defence in the world with only two defenders
just how good is big virg?

I'll remember la

Umm sweetie

Who and who?

The Mountain That Plays is the best

are you a nonce

>M O U N T A I N
>A
>N

>Andreas Willas-Boas

No. Only Liverpool fans are nonces

>free free free free free free free free free free free free free

I remember when. I remember I remember I remember when I lost my mind

Dutch bro. Make the new

any update on the sessegnon twins to tottenham situation?

isnt he on loadsamoney now?

i sure hope the IVchanneler moderjantors get more compensation for their time and efforts on this fine mongolian basket weaving discussion board

>Mongolian basket weaving discussion board

Hang on a second. That’s not what I’ve been discussing

new:

I believe

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last two generations are pretty retarded

>Firmino
>striker