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this is the thread

Can you imagine how much better Kakko is than Hughes ?

LATE

this tbqhwya

leafs

hughes only got picked 1st because he's a jew

This is it

The bird doesn't have wings but the bike does. How odd.

Real thread

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Is Hughes just another lip service to Israel ???

Fake and gay.

that’s gotta be a no from me dawg

>randy thread
that's a no for me

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too eazy

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>canes thread

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this is it

/hoc/ is for frens
youtube.com/watch?v=IqXam8hx4Yw

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hello when is the free agent day

*brofist*

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>friday
>fridag
>perjantai

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what did they mean by this?

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more like HIGHday lmao

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leave /hoc/, drug addict

alcohol is a drug too Pekke

it by definition isnt

Back in the day I edited the Wikipedia page on the Holodomor to delete the Jewish perspective on it.

Yes of course

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WRONG

happy highday m8

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WASTED

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1st overall muslim busted hard, let's see what that jewish manlet can do

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Tedothy here
Smoking pot

twitter.com/capfriendly/status/1144683437862858752?s=21
TRAAAAAAADE

If you think marijuana is cool, you arent old enough to post in /hoc/. Get the heck out with that lame drug talk.

pekka will you drive us to McDonalds? We're too baked to drive lol

blazed and weedpilled

easy pekka

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dude im freakin out man

you lads are going to >your team's prospect scrimmages, right?

hahaha smoke this
*farts loudly*

yo is it chill if I play some smoking tunes? haha
youtube.com/watch?v=rJotybvDam0

smoked a lotta weed in my teenage years
finally gets legalized and i don't even like it anymore
what kind of cruel irony

dammit Latvia not again!

everyone in the media says he's an unbelievable skater, but he has no grit or physicality. I think Kakko Kappo is going to be a way more effective hockey player

Bob and Panarin WILL sign with the Panthers on July 1st and they WILL be going to the playoffs next year

with Reimer between the pipes? I don't think so buddy

Did you not see the first word of my post? Reimer is either being trader with salary retained or backup

imagine panthers sweeping tampoons next year

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Of course they will. Coach Q vs. Cooper is Chad vs. Virgin

gonna smoke some meth and stroke my hard dick, lads

ahh you mean bobrovsky, sorry I'm a little bit retarded. I could see that team going to the playoffs. what makes you think bobrovsky and panarin will both get traded there though?

Not traded, signed

Seems like a decent trade for the Avs, what line is Burakovsky gonna play on?

bob and panarin are both free agents user

both of their contracts up? interesting. I wonder how much they want to get paid

where the fuck have you been lad

I tuned out from the hockey media after the draft

HOLY FUCK its disgustingly hot outside

FUCK HUMIDITY!!! I have to wake up before 6 if i wanna be able to run

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real feel temp here 94F/34C
fuck this, time to move further north

got my shirt unbuttoned, hat backwards, and ready for some summer fun in the sun

It's hot in the midwest too, you got to get past Canada for tolerable weather

Do you have your BBQ shoes ready?

hot here too desu
granted im about as south as you can get in Canada
though i don't even have the ac on and its only 74 inside, even though its like 90 outside

>tfw its going to be below 20 degrees celcius during the day for the next 2 weeks


Supremely comfy summer weather.

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For me, it’s 19c and overcast. Howling at the rest of North America

16 actually. Top kek

yes indeed and my "Its Beer:30" coozie for some cold ones

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

how many latvians do we have on /hoc/, hitler?

Shut the fuck up retard

I like boring.

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i am jealous

i want a hippo

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TRADES GARY??

I bet hippo taste delicious

Which free agency signing of 2019 will be the biggest blunder a few years from now?

summer is fucking gay haha who the fuck wants to hang outside with qts and beers and BBQs haha shits gay lol

that Hayes contract didn't look good from the start

just wair a few days, biggest blunders are always on the 1st

Connolly, Chiasson or Simmonds.
Can't wait til some team like Mild or Sabres end up paying 5 mil per year to get 10 goals.

>it broke 30 degrees celcius here today, and probably will for the forseeable future
I'm not going outside. I refuse to do it.

That's what I'm worried about. Poile has been thirsting for Duchene's dick for the past two seasons and I'm afraid he's gonna sign him on Monday to something ridiculous

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i let the gms know im available on july 1st for a short team friendly contract

well call you for tryouts but don't expect anything more than a one year league minimum

are you a Canadian living in the states? I've never heard an American use celsius before

not sure where i wanna sign this offseason, lads

my agent says he's gonna get me matthews money in the ECHL

I'm Swiss born but American raised. Father's side is Canadian, but we all immigrated when I was a tiny lad.

im sure the qts love it when your gooch is soaked through with sweat and you ramble incoherently from the drunkeness

>stuck visiting my hometown and can't bbq with the boys
feels bad man

would you rather have pic related (if you can guess who it is)?

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neat

I'm just expecting them to not sign in Florida and instead go to the >rags

As a kitties fan, you can only expect the worst to happen if you ever want to feel joy

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malcom?

Killed two queen ants today boys. Hopefully they will leave me alone now!

so, what team is going to sign Scott Darling?

It was the right move unloading him but I wish they had gotten a better return than just dumping for cap space. Better trade a year early than a year late imo

avs are a lock for the finals next year

thats what you think. We're only gathering our forces for full fledged attack on you for slaying our queen mother(s)

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the final determination of who drafts in the top 10?

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Mia Khalifa’s favourite player got traded away

maybe those trips can be her new bf

Based finnish ice kitties fan

The winter will kill every single one of you, and you shan't reproduce.

where'd you get this picture of me

*sips on a nice milk stout*

which brewery?

Why are russians so damn ugly? Is it the genes ?

Chernobyl

Based surrealist OP. Surrealism is the best art.

yes, intermixing with local finnish populations has drastically altered their appearance for the worse

Thats in ukrobelorussain, not real Russia. I still blame their genes instead of horrible nuclear explosion accident.

Those are the only good looking russians, which are few.

Left Hand Brewing

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that album cover used to freak me out

are you jacking off again, markus?

steely dan, now THAT's what I call music!
*sips milk stout*

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nah, i've got your mom over tonight

youtu.be/jmdiKePVUy8

Fun fact "northwestern russians" are by far the tallest people in Russia. Their average height is 178-179cm.

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party /hoc/ers in the house tonight
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>randys thread deleted
holy mother of based

/ourtranny/ comes up big again!

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Thats Finnish genes, rest of them are 160 cm or so. Two other fun facts:

1) original name of St. Petersburg is Sankt Peterburg, thats Dutch, not russian.
2) whole region was inhabited by lutheran finns (ingrian finns) who were holocausted in 1930's.

Fuck ruskies, ugly aswell.

Agreed, Russians are a cancer on the modern world.

Just truly woke up for the first time

huomenta

Good russian is one standing still in scope

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Except Kucherov, he is good

wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and there's still poo on the tp
why must I suffer?

gonna go back to sleep now, lads

night night

Carolina Finlanders

because your diet is shit retard

do you post on /hoc/ when you are in bed under the covers?

shut up dad

>colin miller might be traded to the sabres
I would like that D-core a lot should risto and dahlin get better.

think risto wanted out didnt he? dahlin will be better.

Good question. Who knows what buffalo will do with risto but if they get a good return for him then I like where they’re heading. Now just don’t do a ROR trade on us

>Pending trade call, BUF will send 2nd round pick in 2021 and 5th round pick in 2022 to VGK for defenceman Colin Miller.

this post is dedicated to that finn shit talking russians

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So nothing of value was lost. Unless those picks become fucking superstars which at those rounds are like so unlikely

This is actually pretty based

the real question is do you play with your pecker while posting on /hoc/ when you are in bed under the covers?

>modern Finn killinga farmer russian

let me clarify

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god DAMNIT benning

>finnish flag pole penetrating american

outstanding posts, my greatest ally

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>chokes hard in playoffs
>tries to kill a man because butthurt

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I heard finland was gay lol is that true???????????????

any time my fine swedish friend

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youtube.com/watch?v=BdU-fFMfvI0

wings bros, theres a 3 on 3 tournament coming up

gayyyyyyyyy

>oilers

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sorry no, gonna have to pass on that gay threesome you and sweden proposed

we out here looking for quebec cuties with

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this mite b cool

>vegas trading away big names for a farm
Jim that’s signs of regressing

leevi is cute, CUTE

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youtu.be/BdU-fFMfvI0

Red wings live 3 on 3 tourney

Hirose just made a great play

>GM OF THE YEAR

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I don't want to beat a dead horse....but will Hughes or Kakko have the better first season?

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>Wongs OP
Shall

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we're watching the 3on3 tourney, lad

>twitter.com/capfriendly/status/1144733640712228864?s=21
OH NO NO NO

How will /hoc/ ever recover?

lmao at vegass "fans" pretending to know who gusev is

Ice Hockey

You seem a bit upset lad, show me where the big mean knighties hurt you.

You now remember 2012-2013 Calder trophy winner Steve mason
youtu.be/92ucJ7Sf5fo

just had a good chuckle

Hughes will be better. Kakko might not be ready for the NHL

will binnington be steve mason 2.0?

>user IS IN, user SCORES! UNBELIEVABLE GOAL BY THE TALENTED FORWARD

they always put me in goal since im fat and cant skate

Binns is probably a ward 2.0

For me it's right wing

This is for me, if I ever pass just know I cared more than the average human would about things, I loved with my whole heart but it wasn't enough, but to me it was everything

the opposite of this Kakko is NHL ready

I lost my dog 13, Nov 2018. 15 years togheter. Sorry if sometimes I didn't treat you with the respect you deserved. I will pay for this.. But I miss you everyday.
Love you Ercolino.

I'm rocking out so loud to this song right now and I'm 47 is this a good thing ? rocking song still today 2017

Imagine naming your dog ercolino

I remember when I was at my mother's office and saw on her desk a pin art toy. I thought that I wound stick my face in it, and got pinched so bad. I'll never do that again.

every action has an equal and opposite reaction
life and death are one in the same
like you and me
a journey it seems
into the multiverse
we are one
Only

Real blog posting hours

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based sam

I lost my horse in minecraft. many days together running across to overworld. so sorry I didn't treat you with the respect you deserved when I accidentally rode you into that lava pit. I will pay for this.. but I miss you every day
Love you Pony Soprano

Belly up boys! First rounds on the house. I know the offseason blues when I see em.

Whaddya got planned for tonight/the weekend? Vidya? Housework? Just relaxing?

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>panarin wants 12.5
yeah okay

seriously?

could be just clickbait shit, but it wouldn't surprise me because he's russian
twitter.com/ctherien6/status/1144650635951951879

playing some csgo

Based bluejackets will pay too

just a club soda for me tonight, thanks

>12.5
oh god plz no, don't do it

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Blue jackets arent getting him or bob back ted

think i may play some R6 seej tonight

nice choke job team lindsay

F

If panarin seriously gets paid 12.5 there’s no way the leafs are keeping Marner

heck yeah. my sabres get a top 4 d man for pennies on the dollar.

>playmaker elite winger with best passing in the league
>plays with Atkinson and Dubois
>elite talent
>plays with memethews

Panarin will resign to night

Good night my little /hoc/ers, I hope you'll all have a nice friday evening/night and I'll see you tomorrow
youtube.com/watch?v=98eIW6CN62k

fuck yeah gary moore
gnite lars

>my sabres
huh?

I'll take a double rye on the rocks right meow

panarin has leverage and someone could be dumb enough to pay him 12.5

panarin and bob both go to the island :^)

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honestly? rfa is gay, it makes the offseason boring. lower it to 25

Growing up in a house hold with cocaine and violence and terror I only remember this song. It helped me and it's still a great song today. Everyone is so fake.

thats the good stuff, you're a cool cat

I love my son so much. His name is Frankie. I'm Frank. He will be 3 in August. He's the best thing ever too happen too me

baka one shouldn't raise kids in a frat house

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did you forget to take your anti psychotic pills?

hockey? discussion?

to everyone that commented about addiction. YOU are not alone. & things will be okay just seek help, put it down. Theres someone out there that love you. STAY STRONG, Don't give up.

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wild development camp 3 v 3

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didn't know pewdiepie posted on /hoc/

been there before lol

>habs dev camp
>whites vs reds
Genocide is not entertainment!

driving to get onion rings and kossu

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who will regress harder?

bruins
hasb
blots
shorks

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bruins. that main core is getting older and older

probably the lgbtning

>blots
half the team will become an hero before next season

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hey randy thanks for gifting us your Calder-winner just like your old GM, we actually appreciate talent in our organization and know how to keep it around

can't wait to start another Dynasty with this one you sunbelt hilly billy retard :)

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hasb fans think that they're 1 season rebuild is already over because suziki had a good playoffs in the ohl. a bit deluded if you ask me

who r u quoting?

the habs have a strong prospect pool. even when suzuki had a great postseason in the OHL and memorial cup, they have so many more pieces in play that can help them become a powerful force in a few years

Grillin’ some chicken on the Q

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the only reason they went anywhere is because domi and tatar overachieved

Nice new grill

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>overachieved
nah thats how they produce though, and domi is young. thats kinda how he was projected to play anyway with the yotes. tatar also is producing like the player he was advertised back in detroit as well

Thanks
First time using it

I'll have one user

sunbelt meme team can't do anything right and I hope they finally get the hint

twitter.com/WBSPenguins/status/1144755150281740288?s=20

make sure you get a good sear on it. gotta lock in those juices if you want to get to flavourtown

medium rare for me thanks

>pongs
shouldnt you be trading fatty mckessel?

domi went from a top 10 player in point at the start of the season to regressing heavily by the 2nd half of the season. he overachieved

I'll bring some pasta salad on lotsa DUDE

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med rare chicken? are you nuts?!

domi still had a career year and he will keep it up.

and*

clean the grill after you use it

>no dark meat
Pleb

won't believe it until i see it
>doubles shooting %
>couldn't sustain early season success

i think the habs will make it next season regardless.

I prefer dark but I’m tryna maximize protein ratios rn

i don't think so. they rely far too much on price still

what, you don't like your chicken juicy pink?

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they came close last season still. again, much room to grow upon. Kotkaniemi is only getting better as well

no gross wtf dude

I don’t like vomiting out my anus

thats how you get HerpEbola

Went to dinner with my parents and now gonna go take a massive Toronto, lads

>still 2 days until free agency

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did you get onion rings lad

should i get beer?

its friday, so yes

Now THIS is the post

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rhetorical question

panarin to isles
bob to panthers

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who wants to play this with me

youtube.com/watch?v=gRT1Ovz-HWY

get some moosehead la

Just be a scumbag like me and get 40s and 4lokos

whats that

that's banned here

who is this slut

canadian beer

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negev (girls frontline)

>me on the ground

ur nan

*dabs*

*kicks you in the balls*

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

for me? it's spanish serrano prosciutto

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god i wish i had some

going to the corner store for beers, lads want anything?

pick up user a coke

Ill take a vitamin water, thanks

Cocaine is severely overrated

feel like getting drunk and playing zelda majoras mask or something

feeling like playing on my PS1 classic

have sex

deck of ciggies

dialate

dilate

bend over

reminder the penguins fucked themselves over by signing JJ to a 5 year contract

2 ez

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Can you get hungover from drinking coffee? I cant sleep and I feel like shit

haha I forgot about that

going out for a smoke, when I get back I expect some spicy memes on my desk

*shits on your desk*

This song came at the most perfect time for me personally. I'm sure it does for many many others. This particular song and the album it is in is part of my journey to quit my day job as a laboratory tech. This video is just a week before it. I quit so I could take the crazy risk to do music with my bandmates. Finish an album, tour, etc. It's an insane and bittersweet risk, and as a 24 year old, it is something I require myself to do. I think a lot of young people need to take risks to chase the seemingly impossible. It will be too late if we wait. The thing that will hurt is the money and the possibility of failure.. but I will take this risk to save my soul.

*pisses on your desk*

huomenta

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Nooo, not huomenta

How is it that I'm just now hearing of this 20+ year old band now?

Come to St. Louis and my wife and I will definitely make it to your show.

I miss it bro
Coke made my nights so crazy

Are you paying attention to the video? This is Al Gore and G.W. Bush, and what they are trying to tell you is there is NO difference between a Republican and a Democrat. Two sides of the same coin, both trying to rob you blind. Politicians are the problem.

You're fired
You've been promoted to assistant to the assistant manager
Yes

should i go to the bar hang out with local degenerates or buy beer at the store and hang out with /hoc/ degenerates

Can I be assistant trailer park supervisor

my wifes son is kicking me off the computer to play his games. see you later /hoc/.

Fire your security, I never worked for you. enjoy the piss and shit, loser.

dibs on trailer park chef

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No randy
You're hired, you're /hoc/'s new security manager

why would anyone enjoy being a dickhead? i'll kick your wife's son in the ribs

Alright only fins, leafs and burgers are now allowed in /hoc/

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FRIGG OFF!

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Why not

because you're gay and bad at hockey

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how was your din dins

>because you're gay and bad at hockey
HOLY FUCK user ON SUICIDE WATCH HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER I'L FUCKING SHAKING

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I love jacking off

Was literally just thinking this
Are you me?

Excuse me I'm bisexual

The high council has lost a member. They will be looking to fill the seat. 5/5s only.

go larp in /pol/, please

>muh /pol/ boogeyman
Shut up shitskin

why dont you suck on my pole, bitch

go back to /pol/, high council archbishop faggot

>Ahhhhhhhh /pol/ please dont be racist
Redit might be more your speed bucko

Let's cool it with the autism ok?

i didn't say anything about racism, i said take your cringy archbishop gay larping faggotry back to /pol/ you fucking faggot. go larp with the rest of the redditors you high council retard

/hoc/?

more like: go suck a cock

lol

Holy shit get a grip you nigger faggot.

hoc be based as hell 2nite damn nigga

okay high seat council general cocksucking faggot who rules the gay seas

Some one isn't a 5/5. I pity you child.

you're both extremely gay and cringe

just had a thought, lads

was it about hockey?

more 5/5 than you, jamal. especially since i don't larp like a fucking clown

Looks like I struck a short brown nerve

I love cock

Hockey?

It's not on

Pucks deep? Shots on net?

No.

Bruins WILL win the Cup next year

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yes

No they won't

Hot take: There are four teams in the East better than anyone in the West.

doubt

Their window is closed now.

>Blocks rat's path

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>bombston
>winning another cup in our lifetimes

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Oh the irony

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Bettman will retire eventually.

I it 10 years till that happens

our season?????

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I really don't care. I just watch for the banter.

youtube.com/watch?v=zDrLcPxSBRk

Ppesäpallo desu

based and orcapilled

*blocks your path*

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who?

So you're saying there is a chance..?

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Pesapenis is hard to understand
youtu.be/zDrLcPxSBRk

LITERALLY the coolest animal in the sea

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Isn't it amazing how these 4 voices blend in to each other, work together and yet... all stand out from the rest? There is so much vocal variety here.

hockey doc on the cytube

like if youre still listening in 2019

Based and Bostonpilled.

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13 Facts you probably didn’t know about Taylor Swift & B.o.B’s Both of Us.

1. The lyrics of "Both of Us" talks about racism and bullying.

2. The Dr. Luke and Cirkut produced the track, B.o.B finds identifying with underdogs, as he rhymes about battling pain and hardships in life.

3. It was received critical acclaim, praising Swift's feature, with some calling the country rap collaboration as a sweet and melodic catchy song.

4. In the music video, Taylor wore the dog tags of Sgt. Wade Wilson, who was killed in Afghanistan. He was a huge Taylor fan; Taylor sent his family flowers after she saw a video uploaded by his friend about him.

5. There is an alternate version of this song where B.o.B sing along with Taylor in some of the lyrics of the chorus.

6. The song was leaked on April 11, 2012.

7. It was Taylor's idea to collaborate with B.o.B on this song (which she actually co-wrote). She decided to reach out to him after she visited his record label.

8. B.o.B told The Boombox that his collaboration with Taylor began with him getting a text message from someone claiming to be Taylor Swift. "I was like, 'This isn't Taylor Swift,' " he recalled. "She invited me to her show, to bring me out to her show to do 'Airplanes.' Lucky for me I'm a really trusting person so I moved forward. Usually if someone's like, 'This is Tupac,' you're gonna be like 'Whatever' [laughs].

9. B.o.B recounted the story of the song to The Boombox: "I wasn't in Atlanta at the time so she arranged for me to come to Dallas. I remember I had a show in Alabama and they let me use her tour bus to come to her show in Dallas. When I played her ['Both of Us'] even before the first verse even dropped, she was onboard. She was like, 'I love it already.' I was like 'She'd be perfect for it.' She recorded her vocals in L.A. I recorded my vocals in Atlanta. [When I first heard the song with both our parts] it instantly felt magical].

youtube.com/watch?v=D8IdUOgUnoc&t=0s

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10. B.o.b had to re-sing some of my parts so they could really blend with Taylor [vocals]. He rewrote one of his verses as well. "It started as a blueprint and it really continued to grow into something tremendous," he said.

11. Director Jake Nava's inspiration for the visual representation of the tune was what he calls "a collage of different aspects of humanity in the Southern states, particularly around Nashville." While the footage shows scenes from a farm, a bar and home, one aspect he didn't anticipate was the bugs.

12. The song sold 143,000 copies in its first week, debuting at number 18 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and became the week's top debut.

13. It was certified PLATINUM in the US & Australia, and GOLD in New Zealand.
#7YearsofBothOfUs

>B.o.B
that nigger thinks the earth is flat

it is

oh shit, really?

>literally called the killer whale in canadian
so how many canadians a year does it eat? is canada literally the australia of the anglosphere?

no killer whales have attacked people

Literally zero.

None. We call them killer whales because they are apex predators and will sometimes literally slaughter other whales and seals.

they have turned on their handlers in aquariums

Well I guess they shouldn't have locked them in cages

best 90's jerseys desu

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neighbor is beating his wife again

go help him

maybe they're role playing

neighbor is beating my wife again

they're actually dolphins

Hey guys I’m beating up this faggots broad wife
Hahaha I’m gonna fuck her later too

Killer Whales are basically the niggers of the ocean.

>not jelly fish
>be bigger
>eat niggers

lol there is an animal called a sperm whale

business idea: feed bruins fans to killer whales

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gaaaaay

holy kek

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lol sperm XdDDD

no

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Your mom's a sperm whale

wtf I hate Finland now!

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saved

9000 hours in paint

i anal

LOVE Finland lads
simple as

I eat ass

1. Jets win cup
2. I get gf
3. Sunbelt faggot go to hell
Simple as

I eat string cheese

>screencapping your own (You)s
Very cringe

Really don’t wanna work out today lads

Boston
Tampa
Laffs

Washington
NY Islanders
>Rags

Panthers
Penguins
Colorado
Winnipeg
Dallas

San Jose
Calgary
Vegas

St. Louis
Nashville

im also very drunk desu lad

dont u have a eskimo child or a seal to kill mr whale

I'll be your gf

>drunk at 8:39 on a friday night
very degenerate

Hi Sam how are you

sir its 6.40 am. still degenerate i agree lad

the killer whales are coming for you lad. you memed the wrong mammal nigger

they need salt water right? i live like 100km from the nearest coast. i should be save lad

so you think

why are you drunk at this time? tell me

bye pusy

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When the waters rise high enough we can rule /hoc/ like kings together

they breath air, you are fucked

You’re not safe anywhere

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Come watch hockey kino

great episode desu

lads LADS
>global warming melts the ice shit
>melting ice shit raises the sea level so KILLER whales have more lebensraum
>trump says global warming is a meme
>trump is actually a killer whale

its over lads. the game was rigged from the start. when the whales get me one of you has to carry on my legacy and keep posting the
>our season??????

Go to bed Finland

theres orcas under my bed i cant

>trump is actually a killer whale
I wonder why they call it FINland

i fed a seagull now it keeps coming back

only hope is to kill it

finland is rightful killer whale clay

retard

imagine this but with non-whites
>democrats

>giving the nigger of the bird world hand outs

Oh k thanks lol
Gonna eat a burger

came home from a bar couple hours ago and just kept drinking lad

been there fin, don't let them get you down. keep drinking fren

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theres nothing wrong with feeding wildlife

>encouraging alcoholism under the guise of friendship
Gonna be a yikes from me

drinking right now

misery loves company

I have bird feeders all over and also throw corn out for deer. I do it every morning they’re all my frens

>throw corn out for deer.
I hope you don't have feed plots for hunting

as long as its not bears

When my homie Mark killed himself in 2014, this song was all I could think about. I'm watching a series on Netflix called "13 reasons why" about a high school chick who killed herself, and again, this song is pretty much all I can think of right now.

We all are pushed to save everyone we can, but the trick is when you save yourself and stop trying to save everyone and instead begin saving yourself, people will notice and will look up to you.

We are all too late for others. But we're always on time for ourselves.

So save yourself. Others will follow suit if your light shines bright enough.

Whales can come from nowhere
youtube.com/watch?v=ymhdJDuGIBE

>always on time
youtube.com/watch?v=0tcDXJfAFVw

you lads ever notice, but only the absolute biggest faggots on /hoc/ hang out in the cytube?

we are at the CCCP on the doc
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

*vrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOooom*
helo excuse me tank you veddy veddy much

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I wouldn’t have been able to notice as I’ve never been over there myself; however, this news does not surprise me in the least

It's not anonymous so there's no reason to go

>he says, posting on /hoc/ on a friday night during the offseason

I was a little disappointed that CFB (nor several other sports generals had a thread concerning this given it is National Suicide Prevention Day, so here is a post.

First and foremost: Suicide prevention hotline 18002738255.
If you are a college student almost every university has student counseling on campus. This is not just for academic counseling but for general life and mental health as well, anything that could impact your success as a student. These services are typically already paid for in your tuition and fees and as such are usually FREE to use, they are an excellent resource that should be utilized if you are struggling.
This is not a subject that should be or even can be swept under the rug, it is an epidemic that is growing. If you are feeling depressed or suicidal even if it is hard it is worth it to talk to someone, anyone. Whether it is a close friend or family member, a stranger, or the suicide prevention hotline. No matter who you are or where you are from people are there for you and will always be there for you.
Sometimes it helps to know that you are not alone when you feel alone, sometimes it helps to know that even those that you look up to are going through similar struggles as you. So below is a collection of stories from athletes, many from the Player's Tribune and written by them, some are actual articles often written at the request of the athlete, or in agreement with an athletes family as they feel these topics are important. Maybe you have feelings of depression/suicide/PTSD/Whatever and the story of a player will help you. Maybe you are okay but you know someone that is going through these struggles (you almost certainly do), in which case maybe these stories will help you understand their struggles.
These stories are not my own, they are the players (and their families stories). Yes several of them are fairly heavy, it is a heavy topic. A topic being hard to talk about should not prevent talking about it.

ya boilin

Sweating like a whore in church

just don't bring the names here

im gonna kill myself if sam keeps posting youtube comments

you're among friends here

DeMar DeRozan: USC (basketball) star, 4x NBA all star. This was an interview a lot of other athletes have brought this up as inspiration for them telling their story. DeRozan talks about his struggles with depression in a hope it can help others: This article is frequently referenced in several other articles across sports, DeRozan was one of the first to really speak out about his struggles in a public manner and several others followed suit, and while he may not have been the first he was one of the highest profile cases of a player speaking out.

Nick Boynton: NHL. Boynton addressess issues with depression, anxiety, suicide, as well as the state of Hockey and the dangers of concussions.

Corey Hirsch: NHL, Olympic medalist, goalie. Corey Hirsch talks his experiences with depression and suicide. Two articles: Dark, Dark, Dark, Dark, Dark, Dark, Dark, Dark, about his depression and thoughts of suicide. and You Are Not Alone, written about a year after Dark about continuing to fight the struggles and desire to help others.

hope so mate

Kendra Fisher: Womens ice and inline hockey goalie: If I Should Die. Talks about her struggles with severe anxiety, and suicidal thoughts.

Daniel Carcillo: NHL player. Two articles discussing concussions, depression, substance about and mental health. A lot of it involves talking about Steve Montador's death. and he has a second article talking about the same topics here

Joe Barksdale: LSU (football) stand out and national champion: Joe talks about his struggles with depression.

Zach Okun: Football, Former Oregon Duck line man, discusses his struggles with mental health issues

Derrick Malone: Oregon football. Derrick Malone discusses his struggle with depression in this video.

Tyler Hilinski: WSU QB who committed suicide. SI had a pretty in-depth article with the Hilinski family.

The Trotters: Wisconsin football. Article discussing how Marcus and Michael Trotter dealt with the suicide of their older brother.

Gerald McGrath: NFL retiried. Talks about his spiral into depression and anxiety.

Jalen Moore, Utah State (basketball) stand out basketball player and just signed an NBA contract and ultimately walked away from it due to anxiety

Kevin Love: UCLA (basketball) All-American, 5x NBA all star, NBA champion. Inspired to write this from DeRozan's article. He talks about his struggles with debilitating anxiety to the point of a panic attack in the middle of a game.

>tfw two of the biggest faggots i can think of in one photo
wew

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Quentin Richardson: DePaul (basketball standout) and 13 year NBA vet: Quentin talks about growing up in Chicago, and coping and recovering following the murder of his brother.

Keyon Dooling, Mizzou (basketball) stand out and NBA star: "It was my second day in the mental institution, and I was suffering from paranoid delusions and shivering in the fetal position." Keyon shares his struggles with PTSD and anxiety stemming from being sexual assaulted/raped as a child.

Breanna Stewart, UCONN (basketball) stand out, 3x all american, 4x NCAA champion, WNBA Allstar: Breanna opens up about the struggles of being a sexual assault and rape survivor as an adolesent.

Lamar Odom: Rhode Island (basketball) standout, 2x NBA Champion: Lamar talks about his addiction to cocaine, what drove him there and the continual struggle to pull himself out.

What

why isn't Johnny Manlet on one of those mini horses?

*rushes your stage*

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dumbass, just link the article because what you're doing is eliminating all of the hotlinks that makes any of thise relevent

I didn't actually read it before I posted it

>@KKurzNHL
>Just spoke with Joe Pavelski’s agent, Dan Plante. The overwhelming sense now is that Pavelski will be moving on to another team as a free agent. Sounds like the end of an era in San Jose

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there's no way they pay him enough, after that karlsson contract he can easily demand they match it for him

>/nba/ has had 18 posts since our last post
dead fucking sport

>knowing anything about some monekyjump bullshit
>calling /hoc/ ours
Not yours Mooronto

At least we don’t have niggers

Just how I like it to be honest family desu senpai

Why are you there?

New:

I can rapid fire some more youtube comments if you want.

luckily /our jazz/ is going to win the ship this year lad

i'm not going there

grim

pass

shant

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