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Kevin Gray
CSO
Robert Fisher
Low-effort OP, absolutely pissening
Lincoln Martin
Noah Smith
shit op
Ethan Evans
Nunes unironically would kill Ray Borg in a fight
Carter Ramirez
>Hey, handsome, looking for a good time? I'm down to whatever...
Elijah Barnes
Business plan: Create a MMA organisation that makes the fighters fight in indoor skydiving cages. Heemed fighters will hit their heads on the ceiling instead of the floor meaning getting heemed will actually cure CTE.
Nicholas Evans
Born to be heemed.
Austin Garcia
Based tonyposter
Anthony Young
>I have a heem
Christopher Rivera
Get a room and suck each other off already tbqh
Adrian Sanchez
HEEM ME UP
(HEEM ME UP INSIDE)
CAN'T HEEM UP
(HEEM ME UP INSIDE)
HEEEEEEM MEEEEEEEE
Camden Evans
Hold on brother I'm ending this German muzzie
Levi Walker
take webm
Charles James
Based
Joseph Wood
Dear God
Thank you for UFC, for wrastling, for KOs and TKOs, for submissions, for the rare double knockout, and for Conor McGregor
Aheem.
Jaxson Rodriguez
Hunter Gomez
It doesn't matter how hard you can heem
It matters how hard you can GET heemed and keep moving forward.
Ayden Perez
MMA will NEVER draw dimes unless it starts making its fighters use finishers. You can't win the story of the fight if you don't have a finishing move.
Aiden White
heeminder that this guy along with
>Leonardo Santos
>pre knee to the face Dariush
>Ferreira
>prime Lombard
>non house arrested Alhassan
>Koreshkov
>Gunnar Nelson
>Demian Maia
>lima
>Usman
>GSP
all flush the Khabib meme
Luis Barnes
*dies*
Oliver Sanchez
Wake up jon
Wyatt Allen
heem any here
Julian Cooper
>Fighting out of Phuket, Thailand
youtube.com
streamable.com
Weirdo!
Hunter Martinez
Someone redpill me on Jamal
Owen Sanders
*wins*
Isaac Peterson
He fights out of Phuket, Thailand (in Asia).
Angel Rogers
Black guy in Thailand? Don't see that too often.
Justin White
This card has a lot of hard picks. I struggle to pick a winner for most of the fights.
Hunter Hill
HE IS ACTUALLY ASIAN HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA JAMAL IS ASIAN HAHHAHAHAH SLAY SHAUB SLAAAAAAAAY
Charles King
2000-2007 was the worst period of fashion in the history of humanity.
Ian Morgan
Anyone here think I couldn't pass their guard? I'm positive I could.
Adam Baker
Jaxson Sanders
lol ok kiddo
Isaac Johnson
whoever posted "Sweet heems are made of reems" in the last thread can fuck off. I've had the shitty MM version of that song with those lyrics stuck in my head since yesterday evening
Logan Powell
Jackson Thomas
picks?
Jose Cox
jds by decision
Lucas Price
>*grabs your lapels*
>*loop chokes you from the back*
Heh, best luck next time pal
Logan Hall
Vocaroo it for us and get it out of your head
Joseph Wood
I think you would be surprised
Mason Smith
maybe on my lunch break lol
Jordan Clark
What was the red arrow point to? Did he piss himself?
Dominic Russell
Post your face when Marreta heems Jon Jones after 22 seconds into the third round
Gabriel Hernandez
every thread, how do you manage to do it every thread
Carter Hall
*gets dropped on his his head like a sack of potatoes'
Jayden Young
Nathan Lewis
Mfw Heem day
Evan Rodriguez
Didnt help that Eddie is a huge dork
Ethan Parker
With the boiiiiiiiis
Camden Walker
*still wins*
Stay salty
Evan Long
It would be true heem day
Adam White
Cigano ends the nigambo meme for good
Gabriel Peterson
Easton Clark
he's going to get backed up a few steps and then *HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM*
Charles Reed
Internation Heem day
Joseph Johnson
Ayden Barnes
>it will be...
*reflects internally upon all life up until this point in time spanning all unviverses and dimension*
>HEEM DAY
Grayson Bennett
Imagine thinking POOnior has any chance to win
Tyler Lewis
Is there any genuine >89IQ MMA fighter? I'm not talking about being a savvy businessman/showman but someone with a high degree of critical thinking
Carter Johnson
Gavin Fisher
Gooby, GSP, Chael...
Sebastian Reed
The bantamweight guy they call Superman
Matthew Campbell
colby
Justin Perez
Cejugoat
Ian Richardson
Rich Franklin
Mason Morgan
Colby couldn't work marks into perma-shoots if it weren't for his phenomenal IQ.
Cameron Ramirez
Kayden Morales
Mike Perry
John Reed
>tfw to smart to lose
Thomas Russell
Wyatt Campbell
This guy is definitely the stupidest person in ufc right now
Landon Cook
Former champs who wouldn't last in today's MMA leagues even if they're still in their prime:
>Randy Couture
>Chuck Lidell
>Rashad Evans
>Spiderson Silva
>Rampage Jackson
Aaron Hughes
is that Cody's wife?
Mason Cooper
Oh Feeeeerrrrrshhheeeeeeerrr this little middleweight manlet can beat Jones
Kayden Perry
C'mon b
Camden Rogers
>Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
Zachary Jackson
That is Perry's mom I think
Robert Fisher
Silva won
Brayden Wright
its him, Michael johnson, and no brain
Matthew Perez
Lucas Hernandez
I don't expect Santos to win, but I expect it to be Jon's most exciting fight in years
heem day
Austin Campbell
Can't believe /heem/ still goes on about the fact that Cody's wife stopped having sex with him after he lost to TJ.
Ethan Foster
They unironically all would be top 10 since the bigger weight classes are still trash even worse than back then. Anderson Silva maybe, MW is bretty gud
Michael Sullivan
It won't be his most exciting fight in years. Only DC had the skill to go against Jones and give him a hard time. Santos will be utterly outclassed. It'll be Anthony Smith repeated.
Brandon Parker
Unironically used to got to that roller skating place as a kid.
Nicholas Butler
It took me about 10 minutes to figure out that they were wearing roller blades.
Worse: I actually looked at their feet a tonne. I looked at their feet because I was trying to decide why, despite being twins, lefty was taller than righty. So I checked their footwear. I checked them hard. They both were wearing the same trainers (or so I thought they were trainers!). I checked the heels on both footwears. So I studied them and I studied their shoes. And only after I looked at other pictures of them skating did I realise they were wearing rollerskates.
Matthew Brown
Evans did better against Jones than DC did in either fight
Nolan Reyes
Whoops@@ I mean righty was taller than lefty.
James Foster
The more you look at it the funnier it gets but then you remember it will be /heem/ day
Bentley Moore
>Alright, so there was like this rubber band hanging from the pull-up bar and this rubber band was like for workouts, it was a thick band. We were about to do filming with the ESPN crew and umm, I don’t know what I was thinking, but I put my head in this thing and was like I’m going to do a neck workout. And work on my ability to take a choke,” Mike Perry explained. “So I lean forward and it wraps around my neck and so I flex myself so that I could hold on. And in two seconds, as soon as lean forward (and flex), next thing I know Alan, from the UFC, and Jacare Souza are there.
Jesus
Oliver Powell
>It's time to fight for "winning till he lost" belt, Jon.
Charles Clark
who in the top 15 does Lidell even beat?
Carson Scott
I'd probably skate circles around Cody
Wyatt Perry
Adam Campbell
Classic Platinum
Jaxson Myers
TJ's shoulder surgery.
Ryan Butler
Manuwa, Latifi, Cirkunov
Colton Roberts
Why did they take out his heart for a shoulder surgery?
Sebastian Watson
Nobody. His success is a stain on that period of MMA. Even in his prime he looked like a slow, stiff, hunchbacked boomer. He was Old Man Hendo before Hendo was old.
Asher Price
Junior heems Francis
Ian Fisher
>Manuwa, Latifi,
both kill him
>Cirkunov
would be a faster version of the Ion fight
Henry Bennett
the ufc pays for their injury related surgeries right ?
Brayden Scott
>Manuwa
>Latifi
Nyet
Easton Bennett
They both look like Eddie Bravo
Dylan Ortiz
HEEMBEDDED
youtu.be
Ayden Parker
whores
Hudson Lee
Yes, they also pay them when they can't train because of it.
Isaiah Jackson
prime chuck heems jon
Carson Parker
Still sounds less stupid than bare knuckle FC.
Chase Cox
Have sex
Asher Cooper
Anyone else hype af for hall vs Elkins?
Carter Watson
Andrew Torres
If you don't like Mike Perry then you're probably a commie
Leo Long
hahaaahaahahahaaah
Gabriel Sullivan
Reminder
Lincoln Moore
canor was never good
Ryan Lee
canbib was never good
William Thompson
Perry/Till is unironically the fight to make
Gavin Brooks
Really though, what happens if July 6th IS heem day and Jon Jones is knocked out?
Justin Howard
Reminder
Logan Martin
I miss big john
Robert Baker
Toilet should stick to the undercard and fight at least six guys out of the crowd before getting in the cage with real fighters again.
Joseph Torres
Based Jacare
Charles Anderson
Then I heem everyone ITT
Adrian Flores
>Conor's got his back!
>He's looking for the choke... he might have it here!
>Ohhhh that looks tight.. He's locking it in!
>HE TAPPED, HE TAPPED!
>Ohhh my God, Ohhh my God. Wow.. Wow.. Unbelievable
Oliver Ramirez
fine ref, but dumbass bitch person
Hudson Peterson
Jaxson Johnson
Why do they put these pillowfisted cans in main events again
Jaxson Jones
Landon Moore
send location
Brayden Bennett
Why because he, (as a ref for many years) tells MMA fans how they're wrong?
Jose Ward
Isn't he still ranked in the top 10?
Camden Barnes
B-B-B-B-BUT THAT WAS A L-L-LUCKY PUNCH! CONOR WINS THE REMATCH
Joseph Gray
Mostly because he was an LAPD officer in the late 80s early 90s
Jeremiah Walker
Fights (UFC) since March 2015:
>Khabib: 5
>Conor: 6
>Tony: 7
>Cowboy: 15
>Evil Cowboy: 15
Why are Cowboys so good at fighting lads?
Asher Rodriguez
Mentally he's never even fought in the UFC. If he gets flattened by PLATINUM Mike Perry he's going to hop on a bell tower with a high powered rifle.
Gavin Diaz
They don't get paid enough
Jason Allen
its honestly 50/50, if Santos comes out like he did against Jimi then it'll be a banger but he came out pretty tentative against Jan and if he's like that against Jon then we got ourselves a repeat of the JJ/Smif fight
Joshua Harris
cocksuckas
Carson Harris
The flushing and retirement of Ryan 'Meme' Hall? Yes, I'm very excited to see this.
Cooper Walker
Is there a better nickname than "Platinum"?
Justin Garcia
When is this happening?
John Campbell
youtube.com
18 minutes long video of this
David Martinez
And?
Evan Barnes
*inhales deeply*
>HEEMDAY
Dylan Russell
This legit?
Blake Reed
Pure kino
Colton Martinez
>JOE ROGAN I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I OWED A BULGARIAN FAMILY $200? THOSE COCKSUCKAS WERE PAGING ME EVERY GODDAMN DAY. EVERY. DAMN. DAY. I GOT FED UP! SO ME AND SOME GUYS FROM NORTH BERGEN BEAT EM TO DEATH WITH BASEBALL BATS. Joe Rogan. To this day. TO THIS DAY! I have never looked at a louisville slugger the same.
Josiah Rivera
Gold, silver, bronze, copper, tin, clay, the list goes on..
Kevin Rivera
Canopensbottle.webm
Ryder Kelly
He took a dive in the Fedora and Peeto fights.
Gavin Perry
Austin Bailey
How can these 2 practically weigh the same but ngannou looks shredded as fuck whilst junior looks mediocre as fuck? It's not like junior is fat.
Carter Bell
Christian Jones
>Hurr durr he's a cop black lives matter!
Joshua Kelly
Wakanda nigga
Ethan Cooper
Bro you're a fucking canadian lmao shut your bitch ass up
Charles Powell
Of course he did, he's a company man
Nathan Myers
nice, disliked :)
Xavier Sanchez
they look exactly the same size.
Brandon Evans
It does look really suspicious
Jeremiah Watson
Ngannou has better genetics and is MORE shredded; it's not exactly rocket science
Samuel Turner
Isaiah Peterson
Yes but where does mass on jds come from? He has no fat on him. Does he just have big guts?
Samuel Scott
JDS is older and Ngannou is black. Moreover Ngannou is fucking huge. He needs to cut more fat and water to get to heavyweight
Alexander Perez
He has wider torso muscles and core. also, he does have fat on him, but having a layer of fat is normal even for pro athletes. Abs are a meme glamour muscle.
Caleb Roberts
He has more fat on him
Adrian Allen
I can understand the skepticism, I thought Chael was just being cheeky and trying to anaconda choke Fedor and ended up getting gadooshed for it
Elijah Green
JDS is thick as fuck
Gabriel Richardson
Can't wait for Kongo to heem dumbass Ryan Bader
Nolan Taylor
JDS has a longer torso.
Austin Evans
Hey now you can just call people by their country's name buddeh
Jackson Watson
>where does mass on jds come from?
Probably the muscle? Also, legs exist.
Dominic Price
Fuck you, and don't call me buddeh
Samuel Thompson
>Drops an H bomb on you
Jaxson Nelson
WWE is for losers
Aiden Morgan
No need to be rude buddeh, we are all friend here.
Daniel Evans
they should have gotten him a phone book
Zachary Morgan
yall cracks b trippin
Ian Thomas
How does it feel to know that man could impose his will on you and there's nothing you could do about it?
Zachary Carter
>mfw a retard brings up something completely unrelated
Dominic King
Bisping was weakest champ, agree or disagree?
Sebastian Moore
Any man would stomp a kid
Jacob Rivera
Schlub bless, brother
Mason Ortiz
I'm 6'2 215 and I wrestled for years, I bet I could stop his takedown
Robert Russell
Is she unheemable?
Austin Gonzalez
It's literally for losers (which you are)
Parker Peterson
Julian Rodriguez
>Ronda still the biggest drawl in the UFC
That's an oof and a yikes from me, dawg.
>When BKFC can afford to pay Artem more for a single fight than he earned in his entire UFC career
That's also an oof and a yikes from me, dawg.
Asher Rogers
Have you represented your country at the olympics?
Juan Gray
chin big, heem big. just look at northcutt or bigfoot
Easton Gonzalez
Lemme help you out:
Logan King
not so fast boxlet
Daniel Perez
You should rest Henry, that injury is not going to heal by posting on /heem/.
Ryan Jackson
Anyone betting on the main event? Please post your pics that you are confident with. I have $300 remaining and lost a lot of money recently and this is the only way i know how to win some money back. I either win or i lose it all, it's not enough to just leave it. My picks so far are
>Ngannou to win via TKO/KO or Ngannou to win in Round 1
>Rocco to win the fight
>Benavidez to win fight
>Parlay on the BR's, maia, formiga, jds
Isaiah Reyes
This video btfo he ufo guy, bob lazar, Rogan had on pretty good
youtu.be
Leo Edwards
Henry would MOG everyone who posts here. I'd put real money on it.
Gavin Sanders
>and lost a lot of money recently
What did you lose it on?
Ethan Howard
doesn't change the fact that he was about two feet shorter than bispy and even manlet dom. which is all I was really commenting on anyway
Xavier Murphy
You would not even mog spammy Henry, go eat your after school snack
Justin Flores
What’s this heem day business? Did yang really make it official?
Noah Robinson
*shoots for takedown from 10 miles away*
gee, I wonder why it didn't work
William Edwards
Cryptocurrency, It's just another form of gambling you could say, atleast when i'm betting on MMA, i have years of experience to back up my decisions instead of being at the mercy of "whales".
Kevin Miller
>b-b-but I c-could beat you in a w-wrestling match so t-take that haha!
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Jason Gomez
Izzy will reintroduce Shittacuck to the shadow realm
Sebastian Richardson
Why are people actually giving rocco a chance?
Aiden Sanchez
WAIT I POSTED THE WRONG WEBM
Tyler Gonzalez
It's all about those awlkward angles, b
Sebastian Barnes
I always thought this was a poor performance by Izzy. Got boxed up by a short wrestler
Eli Martin
Imagine being shit at shitposting
Grayson Watson
Jacob Perez
Nagana train more chest and it’s not really needed in fighting that much put the house on jds
Eli James
maia is 40+ years old, rocco is 29 years old, fresh, talented and on a winstreak alongside a decent ground game. Chances are he can withstand the wrestlefucking and win a decision. Odds on rocco are really good, whereas they shouldn't be that much of a difference.
Jack King
Best nicknames
>Mr. Bones
>The Predator
>El Cucuy
>Bullet Shevchenko
Worst Nicknames
>>>>>>>>Stylebender
>>>>>Gamebred
>>>>>>Evil Eye
>>>>Triple C
Henry Johnson
>chest more
he trains everything more, every aspect of ngannou's body is superior to JDS. He's younger, stronger, uncracked chin, one punch knockout, decent boxing skills and has most likely improved his cardio and ground game since the stipe fight.
Liam Rodriguez
>Bullet Shevchenko
Pretty shit.
>>>>Triple C
Pretty based.
Best nicknames
Rush
Worst Nicknames
The Eagle
Kayden Harris
Santos declared it in an interview. It has been written that he will heem Jones
Robert Flores
I dun goofed guys. I fucked this short haired dyke who lives next to me and now my dick is red and burning. fuck
Dominic Edwards
Evil Cowboy has like 8 babby mommas if I'm not mistaken, so I'm sure he needs every dollar he can make.
Christopher Lewis
What's their ethnicity?
Adrian Bailey
Hey.
Don't disrespect The Spider like that.
Julian Bailey
What about your real name as your nickname?
Ryder Thompson
Bullet Valentina and Bullet Shevchenko both roll of the tounge nicely
plus she lays bitches out as of they were shot in the head and sent directly to hell so it just works
Hunter Cox
JDS has a wider frame + thicker legs and denser bones. Bet on the house on Junior
Nathan Carter
kek
Christian Thomas
Agreed. He only got hurt in webm related because he had no reason to anticipate a high kick like that from Fatstelum. He was otherwise on another level against him and it showed especially in Rd 5. Just as it will show against Shittaker who was already memed on by Karate Kid Thompson.
Jonathan Sullivan
>same height
francis is atleast an inch taller
Thomas Torres
This Ribas girl is cute
Christian Stewart
Worst
Big brown
Like seriously, the first thing that comes to mind is a huge turd.
Chase Morris
*ends the whittaker meme*
Parker King
We need only to look to their Overeem fights to discern the winner between these two.
John Gray
Anthony "Rumble" Johnson
Jack Moore
diamond you russi
Josiah Bell
In many ways romero and ngannou are the people's champs
Parker Jones
lol, okay m8
Elijah Hughes
When are they scheduled again?
Daniel Phillips
Best:
>Rampage
>Spider
>Clown Baby
>Ruthless
>Hick Diaz
Worst:
>Eagle
>Mystic Mac
>Cowboy
So bad they are good:
>Wonderboy
>Triple C
>Funky
Austin Gonzalez
why didnt he do the RNC or triangle?
Angel Bell
Nothing wrong with being a short wrestler, look at DC.
Lucas Hill
October 5th a fine day to kill some lanky normie weeb if i do say so
Isaiah Smith
El cucuy is a mediocre nickname and only good because it describes Tony perfectly. It is the same for all edgy nicknames.
Evil eye is a great nickname IMO. Agreed on other things.
I was thinking about the diamond too but it loses it worth if a bum has it.
Dominic Jones
id heem any poster above me
Nolan Sanchez
Dober vs Reyes will be FOTN, just you watch
John Young
platinum is a literal white nigger
Jackson Morales
Get in my guard, sweety
Wyatt Cox
shit I forgot about that one
speaking of inactivish, Crocop, Iceman and Rampage were so good ot basically became their name
James Rodriguez
sure... oh wait stack passed. heh es tut mir leid jung
Ryan Hernandez
Yes but his nickname is good. That's why everyone says "Platinum" Mike Perry all the time. It sounds nice and the word is not used very often. It doesn't have any figurative meanings too
Joshua Stewart
true and he does have it on his face which is so trashy its kinda cool
Josiah Morris
Historically speaking, which fighter would you say had the best glower?
Jackson Kelly
Shogun
Nathaniel Green
Probably Teixeira
Ayden Powell
Best
>Bullet
>Bate Estaca
>Korean Zombie
>The Iceman
>Cro Cop
>Rumble
Worst
>Cookie Monster
>The Steamrolla
>Funky
Luis Howard
Ray Borg doesnt even fight. He hangs out with fighters and has a cool name. Thats it. He ducks and plays injured all the other times.
Colton Thomas
He's a literal non-white mixed-race person.
Jayden Lopez
war machine
Josiah Kelly
He's black
Grayson Peterson
no hes white
Josiah Young
Only if he's coming off of a loss.
Cameron Clark
>Phuket
Benjamin Hall
He fought like a month ago
Dylan Peterson
>Korean Zombie
That's a really nice one. Too bad he is a can
Mason Thomas
Then it becomes an annual holiday for us where we get piss drunk, high and reminisce about old heems til the day we die. Honestly, Marretta has to win at this point... we deserve it.
Nolan Jackson
>tfw no bjj gf to choke me out
Ayden Thompson
Tfw i could heem any of you from my gaurd
Dominic Butler
Whoever he gets lucky with anknocut. Pucnhers chance basically.
Same thing of Rampage vs Jones assuming eyenpoking rules are enforced.
Wyatt Scott
>t.Price
That was a nice heem Niko I give you that but don't get ahead of yourself
Ryder Carter
DC is ducking ngannu
Colton Baker
I heard dana officially changed his nickname to niko "blacked" price after the abdul razak fight
Zachary Hill
Heem day is July 6th!
We are going to partayyyy!!!!
Julian Campbell
id keep posture and eziekel you, sorry lad
Gabriel Diaz
Jonathan Brooks
Can we get an edit of that image like this
Oliver Ramirez
He won with a broken hand.
Angel Harris
Yep
Dylan King
cant wait
Gabriel Rivera
youtube.com
lads what did he mean by this?
Leo Sanders
How are you going to celebrate heem day now that it's official boys?
Nathaniel Gomez
based triple c telling it like it is
Christian Johnson
He's completely fucked in the head. Imagine where he'd be if he wasn't a good commentator.
Angel Wright
>got heemed at training on wednesday
>my left eye has been twitching since then
should i go to the hospital tomorrow?
Hudson Edwards
I'm pretty sure the consensus is that the Korean Zombie is the best MMA nickname, but what is the worst? For me, it's the Paul "The Irish Dragon" Felder. It's just so bland and insipid, just like Felders commentary.
Aiden Cox
Henry unironically has a point. DJ never challenged himself after proving he was the FLW GOAT, if there's no real contender people don't give a shit. He also has the personality of wet drywall so that might have something to do with it.
Ryan Jenkins
>he doesn't believe in heem day
Nicholas Phillips
What is the best title matchup the UFC can make?
Charles Perry
>He also has the personality of wet drywall
Sorry he's not an epic gamer 4channel poster. He's incredibly intelligent.
Brandon Clark
what happened?
Chase Peterson
DJ recently turned down Horiguchi too
Tyler Brooks
When you need to ask if you should go to the hospital, go to the hospital.
Jose Cook
Good job ignoring the first part of his post. DJ refuses to take the fight with TJ at 125 or go up to 135.
Landon Long
Ah, a fellow law breaker. What’s your favorite crime to commit? Mine is aggravated assault.
Eli Collins
was supposed to be a light spar and the guy head kicked me
Charles Edwards
Blacks have bigger limbs but smaller torsos and to reach the same weight as a white, they need more muscle.
Daniel Price
Anytime a guy is more well known by their nickname than their real name like with Moicano and Zombie it's a good nickname.
Kevin Murphy
>the self proclaimed p4p #1
youtube.com
what a joke, mighty mouse is the king of the manlet divisions, nothing more to it.
Oliver Reyes
what a cunt, go to hospital to be safe... any headaches/ sensitivity to light?
Cameron Wilson
>self proclaimed p4p #1
>king of the manlet division
Isn't that what p4p means?
Ayden Jackson
sure but henry cejudo isn't king, mighty mouse is.
Colton Wilson
Shut up
Anthony Cook
WHEN WILL YOU NIGGAS LEARN
Robert Davis
had a headache yesterday but it's gone. eye twitching is getting worse. i'll go in the morning
William Bell
did his toe catch your eye?
Oliver Adams
no, his shin hit just above my left ear
Joseph Gonzalez
CTE'd
Landon Johnson
Nobody gets to look badass in rebook gear, it's a shame
Owen Roberts
>r-rob will l-lose....THIS time
Liam Carter
Bisping said that a couple days before his fight with Kelvin his good eye started get flashes when he looked off to the side. It was later confirmed that he tore that retina too
Connor Jackson
Henry Cejudo is the GOAT, you may not like it, you might even hate it, but you must respect it.
Asher Johnson
Did you legit get heemed dead or just wobbled?
Christopher Sullivan
100% agree, and i don't disagre
Jason Smith
Oh for sure
Jordan Lee
based
Joseph Parker
AND he has a gold medal.
Carter Russell
>t.slightlymorenervous
flat lined apparently, don't remember it happening.
Jack Reed
Bisping was the ultimate journeyman, him becoming champion was not the natural order of the universe.
Nathaniel Cruz
nobody:
absolutely no one in the universe:
Jorge Masvidal: 3 piece with a soda
Elijah Davis
we are in the timeline where DC's retirement fight ends in his literal murder by Ngannou
Isaac Campbell
Rockhold fucked up big time, all he had to do was drag that idiot down for a quick sub but would rather play with his food. Weidman, (as cte'd as he is would beat Bisping)
David Barnes
go back to plebbit faggot
Robert Morris
best timeline
>jon beats dc at heavyweight
>francis heems stipe dead for redemption
>jon vs francis at heavyweight
Aiden Cooper
gO BaCk tO PlEBbIT
Lincoln Parker
Doughboy Cuckmier will never take that fight
Connor Cruz
exit my country
Samuel Jenkins
is DC a manlet?
Asher Young
Should UFC let Daniel come down to LHW to fight Jones as retirement? It seems Dana ONLY wants that fight at HW. I understand why Daniel would rather move down, why lose everything to a blatant cheater.
Eli Morris
I think he's going to Jones a 3rd time at HW.
There's too much money involved in a rematch for the UFC not to try and book it.
Caleb Morris
>c-c-c-cheater!!!!!!!
Parker Evans
Even Jon is laughing at you
Jose Collins
this fight makes no sense at LHW anymore, HW is a whole new thing and better for the story of the fight, regardless of what DC wants.
Brayden Gonzalez
I don't think DC can get back down to LHW.
He looks real thic now.
Zachary Gonzalez
chuck had massive power and solid takedown defense, literally invented that style of fighting which is still used today by champions like woodley, romero, lawler and gaethje
Ryder Wilson
Is Ngannou on that horsemeat?
Leo Collins
>t. seething boxfag
Hunter Morales
just make jon fight dc at 205 as many times as it takes for him to get a win so he can retire without having to cry every night
Cooper Wilson
Stylebender is original.
Caleb Baker
dude go to hospital tonight fuck it, also unless you wanna be a pro MT or MMA fighter I'd hold off on sparing for a long time and maybe all together... also ur sparring partner's a POS and I'd maybe consider trying a different gym if his ass hasnt been seriously talked to
t. someone who was heemd by pro and ammy boxers/ mma/ kickbockers for years, its not worth it
Camden Cox
HOW'S NOAH????
Jordan Morgan
If you go to your local hospital i would inform myself beforehand if it has an MRI.
Brayden Young
Moron.
Gavin Bailey
imagine mediocre people hanging out with you because you're a no-talent piece of human garbage so they look good by comparison
Leo King
Nolan Anderson
wheres Clodagh?
Jordan Bailey
Rashad evans fucking sucks at commentary. It is always awkward and fumbled.
Matthew Jackson
r/thedonald misses you
Blake Lee
Brandon Foster
Paulie talking shit about how badly he got robbed
Reporter asks him I f he wants a rematch
Imedilately backs down
Mason Taylor
already posted this lad
Isaac Wood
He's kinda short for heavyweight maybe, but no he's 1.80
Jace Brooks
he did get robbed though
Cameron Morgan
I did score it for him, albeit 3-2. Not a robbery by any means, was quite close.
Easton White
youtube.com
give him some support
Jeremiah Murphy
I'm worried about Paulie, I think he might an hero.
Cooper Young
thawlts on megan bros
go!
Luke Smith
Yeah I’m thinking this is based
Christian Bailey
this is the schmo with the pro
Jordan Wright
top 5 woman on earth if i believed in coveting
Leo Jones
>what happened to your videographer
nausea
Chase King
In many ways Paige VanZant should have spent her most fertile years pairbonding and reproducing with a similarly genetically blessed nordic alpha male raising as many sons as possible to become soldiers in the upcoming global war against cultural marxism instead of getting paid by Zionists to get her womb kicked by Brazilian macacos on steroids
Cameron Ramirez
Cuck dereck Johnson and the chad John cosgeove
Zachary Howard
Yeah that’s gonna be a cringe from me dawg
Colton Williams
Ayden Adams
and he btfo'd chael too, very based
Grayson Price
yikes, oof, cringe af
Lucas Cooper
Is Sage going back to engineering?
Joseph Bailey
Dear Mister “Fighters need a better pay plan”
This will be the last post I ever send your ass
Its been six weeks and now you don’t post, where’s the work ethic?
I know you’re in the thread, my guy, probably just lurking
That’s why I’m posting, I’m sure you’ll read it
I’m on the Till right now, dropping a steaming BJ
Hey Yang, I illegally stream
You going to cry?
You know Lawler/MacDonald II, UFC 189
When the two guys went hard, met in the middle swanging
5 rounds, Just Bleed, Rory stopping cause his body failed him
That’s kinda how this is, we coulda had a good time clowning
But you’re shits weak, you’re not even posting now, you’re lousy
And I just wanted some shitposting is all
I deleted OC memes, a tawlf call
I hate you Yang, you do naw madder, think about it
You’re shills are gone, you’re peen is small and the papers wrote about it
And your poll numbers are in the fractions and the DNC laughs about it
You flubbed your answers and bitched about the mic, your supporters no rike what they see,
See Yang, you weak bitch, didn’t even talk!
Hey Yang, I want heem discussion not political bunk
But I did it to chase you off this board, b, cause I don’t like you
Commie subverting my nation, and you’re a yellow one, too
Well, that’s it, last post from me now
One last fuck you before I send this shit out
Brayden Wilson
maybe
Easton Taylor
Samuel Davis
Unironically agree but disagree
Connor Martin
murican 'fashion' always been trash and hasnt changed much
Sebastian Carter
Will Tony fight in the place of Khabib/Dustbin if one of them falls out?
Jace Martinez
AHHH PLEASE NO MR. BONE
Luke Thompson
>why lose everything to a blatant cheater.
Ryder Bennett
>sunglasses, hat, hoodie
he looks like he's robbing a 711
dustin is lucky he avoided a fight with prime tony
Ryder Garcia
he's blatantly roiding in this picture
Parker Williams
what's this move called?
Samuel Rodriguez
if DC did this for every weigh in and then the commission declared that he never even made contact with the towel, then it would be similar to Jon
Zachary Sullivan
>ruins both hands before round 4
>thinks Artem wasnt strategically headbutting his hands
what a schmuck
Dominic Martin
WEKK APP JUNIAH
Easton Miller
Which fighter has the most effete striking?
Grayson Price
can't wait for stipe to fuck this fat fuck up.
Evan Flores
any fights overseas tonight?
Jack Jackson
Garbrandt
James Thompson
khabib but unironically
Liam Fisher
i'm heeming a thot tonight
Lincoln Jones
snake licking
Eli Collins
yeah i thought Stipe was going to beat him the first time, but i don't put any hope on any of these bums (everyone but Jones) beating him
Heavyweights are a special tier of trash
Benjamin Gomez
It would appear to be Justin Gaycheese
Angel Reyes
Dylan Evans
man wtf DC
Atleast Jon tries to cover it up, this is pathetic
Owen Robinson
Thomas Lewis
holy... good luck bro :0
Carson Long
I can't disprove you, but I hope you're wrong so bad.
Lucas White
His power is kind of overrated. Does he hit hard yeah obviously but some does everybody at HW. Just look at his record, most of his wins are TKOs. He doesn't sleep everyone like he did to chinny Reem
Benjamin Edwards
Holy fuck look at Jon's focus here. Pure killer instinct.
Gavin Cruz
We're heading over to /box/ tonight. They got some bangers going on tonight
Lincoln Scott
Fedor always said fighting was 100% mental.
Angel Walker
IQ
yeah plenty are 90IQ
Hunter Gray
ufc lightweight Conor mcgregor
Leo Richardson
Conor is the featherweight goat
Ian Campbell
hope you guys picking rocco to win are memeing, lad has no chance at all.
Landon Sullivan
Aldo is.
Dominic Miller
Good, those 'Champ Champ' fights are fucking stupid. Congratulations on being the lowest common denominator.
Caleb Williams
How do you say flapjacks in Portuguese
Levi Torres
I disagree. Watch the first round against Stipe. Stipe did an unreal job and was constantly wary. There is one punch where ngannou just extends his arm out, no wind up and it bounces stipe's head back. One right hook also buckled Cain up.
I think he will beat JDS but he is usada'd and been fighting in ufc for 10+ years
Hudson Harris
peitinhos.
Anthony Taylor
shael come bbq. hespect.
Nathan Price
Gavin Barnes
Well DC slept Stipe and Struve hurt him
Caleb Davis
Someone get me HYPED for tomorrow's heem. I have tickets to UFC tomorrow and I'm not even hyped :(
Jayden Wilson
*vomits*
Anthony Russell
We asked several UFC superstars to tell us who their favorite superheroes are.
Presented by
@UFC
Robert Perez
I'll be there as well.
Ethan Reed
Rocco
Xavier Gonzalez
okay nelson heems schaub
Xavier James
You should've gone to the weigh ins and meet and greets today.
Adrian Kelly
That is NOT getting me hyped bro
Jaxson Rivera
Lucas Nelson
Formiga and benavidez are fighting for the next title shot
Owen Russell
How did you get HYPED?
Joshua Gutierrez
Tip top cringe
Lincoln Young
Guess Fedor has dementia now
Justin Brown
You talkin' shit about my waifu, buddy?? 'beats the hsit out of you*
Christian Jones
Roosevelt Roberts has an Andrew Jackson tattoo.
Matthew Russell
>champions like woodley, romero, lawler and gaethje
>today
>champions
>woodley
>romero
>lawler
>gaethje
Zachary Stewart
disgusting
Eli Scott
I think you'll be surprised
I bet an unreasonable amount of money on JDS
Julian Nelson
Based
Grayson Hall
literally all champions caz
Owen Scott
>romero
Jason Walker
savvy
Colton Reyes
Unironic question, how do you have internet on Guam?
Elijah Lewis
>I bet an unreasonable amount of money on JDS
Gonna be nice to see that money pocketed into mine and other NGANNOU bettors accounts. Sorry lad, that money is ours.
Sebastian Myers
he is the current middleweight title holder after defeating robert whittaker via majority decision 47-46, 47-46, 47-47
Nathaniel Cox
You can't be reminded of something that didnt happen. What are you, my wife?
Hudson Butler
is whittaker v romero the biggest robbery in mma?
Eli Cooper
>look at Jon's focus here
Why?
Luke Murphy
Pitbull
Hunter Turner
blatant fouling is 200 IQ since it never gets punished until the 8th offense
Lincoln Bell
JDS by 4th round TKO
Jaxon Williams
what are their stands?
Ryan Green
If you're even thinking about the hospital you should go.
Justin Sullivan
JDS gets flushed in a nano second
Jonathan Ortiz
Probably, mainly because yoel is old and that was his chance to be champ. I like bobby but Yoel deserved it.
Eli Turner
who got titan?
Ethan Allen
>tfw main Jonny Bones in ufc 3
>get hate after fight saying i picked OP character
>rematch them as Dana White, still heem them
Feels good to be a bum with no other time to spend rather than play heem: the game
Landon Edwards
literally impossible, they won't even be in striking range that quickly
Grayson Wright
I thought was a draw. No way you could give Yoel two 10-8 rounds
Parker Taylor
Conor won the third
Austin King
>no pc version of ufc games
Fuck off, not paying for shitty consoles and then monthly pay for online play aswell. I want to play so badly though, being a poorfag sucks
Samuel Carter
Hell sell them within 5 years
Jace Taylor
claudia vs carla was the worst robbery ive seen recently
kebab vs tibau is the only known unanimous 30-27 where fan and media scorecards overwhelmingly chose the alleged loser
decision is not a valid method of winning a fight, you either finish or it's a draw
Michael Collins
A lot of people had to take dives in Fedor fights to build the dude up.
He legitimately could not wrestle his way out of a paper bag. You feel bad for the kids in Russia he's "teaching."
Dominic Russell
he didnt not win the first
Ian Hall
ok found it: crackstreams.com
Christopher Brooks
JDS decision 49-46
Dylan Jackson
absolutely not
Samuel Butler
Bigg Pigg won GSP unironically
Dominic Perez
>instagram.com
>Irish people
>Fashion
Andrew Ortiz
That's actually what i thought the post was leading to. Gooby needs to save himself quickly and just take a tuneup fight and heem someone.
Gooby has literally never ducked someone in his life though so i doubt he will ever take that sort of fight.
James Perry
Claudia vs Carla wasn't that bad but Holland vs Meerschaert was one of the worst I've seen and Pitbull vs that Brazilian/japanese guy
Adrian Stewart
claudia literally broke her arm in the 1st round and still won lmao
Anthony Lee
Literally no good reason to own a PC in 2019
Hudson Lopez
is that user who used to talk about yellowstone still here?
Charles White
rewatch the fight, romero LITERALLY does nothing, him winning the fight is 1minute of 25 max
Nathaniel Lee
>Gooby has literally never ducked someone in his life
Alexander Morris
If diaz beats pettis hes gonna fight him within 6 months of that fight
Wyatt Green
If Tony had the belt gooby would have fought him. He is a far better matchup than Khabib
Christian Sanders
this, one knockdown and one takedown does not make a 10-8
John Hall
thats what i'm talmbout
Ryder James
Christian Hernandez
Romero caught him completely off-guard when he suddenly started doing shit in r3
William Ross
Logan Paul is eminently qualified to fight in the UFC.
Logan Ramirez
bra you can't tell me you think otherwise
Dominic Smith
youtube.com
what does ngannou say to jds at the end?
Colton Nguyen
Sounded like "I get first round in Joe"
Luis Young
Why not?
Levi Davis
So was toilet peeco
Hudson Ortiz
I get the feeling that Dana really doesn't like Cyborg for some reason
Logan Garcia
bet the house on Ngannou lads he's a good chance
Aiden Myers
Andrew Martin
Toiletvin "Poop" Pee
Jose Powell
Because we're all wondering
Colton Nelson
Whenare they even fighting
Thomas Phillips
Pico comfirmed for can
Jeremiah Flores
Heem sleepy
Matthew Hughes
Name a middleweight logan paul could beat
Jack Perry
So by your logic Jon Jones has no claim to GOAT status either, as he's done nothing but fight cans in a single division.
Lincoln Cooper
here user, take this
Evan Morgan
He might as well come on here and take advice
Luke Martin
I have never and will never view luke thomas content
Jackson Wright
Take this tetris piece? user, you shouldn't have.
Ethan Morris
Anderson Silva but unironically
Justin Green
Imo first clearly boby second clearest draw
Jeremiah Taylor
I knew the square would have fucked you, just looking out
Brayden Young
caz
>ngannou by ko
pro
>jds by sub
Carter Scott
this is known
Jace Nguyen
Everyone is ducking /oursperg/. Even Khabib went back to calling out 40 y/o retired GSP after seeing what Tony did to Cowboy.
I like Conor and Khabib, they are both great and very entertaining. But Tony is the most dangerous man right now and it was a crime to strip him of his interim title.
Robert Gutierrez
Champ
>draw
Zachary Clark
...
Benjamin Perez
The Layfayette Lash
Asher Young
>5'11
>79.5 inch reach
Impressive. He reach mogs Gus, Smiv, and JDS.
Chase Gutierrez
jds by decision
ngannou for all his ability to give up during a fight, does not surrender, just gets more violence depressed then anything
Benjamin Stewart
It's called 'winning'. You're stupid not to eye poke, you get two free eye pokes in any UFC fight.
Carson Thompson
already doing it lad
Christian Peterson
Dude imagine being Khalil... 220lbs of pure black muscle pounding fresh 4’11 golden-brown pussies other week in Phuket. Must be an out if this world experience.
Nathan Carter
What the hell happened to Alexander Volkov?
Connor Williams
Ngannou weighed in 16lbs more how is that practically same?
Andrew Cooper
Goat chin
Asher Carter
Absolutely based
Poverty fags btfo
Matthew Campbell
You’re missing out then