Can someone explain me this meme?

perro caca

it means retard

monguito = mongo

>some cuban singer fucking nicknamed himself "retard"
so I guess the translation is "if you have a dumb friend, do not abandon him, understand him" and implies that boca fans are retarded.
based fucking varsinso posters

But his name is bart, not bar. And why was simpson changed to sinson. all of this seems arbitrary and forced

>River fans absolutely obsessed

AYYY KARAMBA

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Argentinian slang for retarded. They used to be called mongólicos which is now considered pejorative and outdated (besides it gets confused with people coming from Mongolia). Only boomers use it
>Having OCD
That's the joke, remove letters to mispronounce it deliberately. Plebs have a hard time pronouncing English words so they tend to say them that way which is where the joke comes from. Like saying estar guars instead of star wars

Mfw el finlandeANO has great taste in memes

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What about "Una vela", what's the backstory there?

dude weed lmao

UNA VELA TE MEO DIJO ELVAR SINSO,PERRO CACA WKJSKSJKWJSKWJSKJSWKWJSKWJSAJSKAJSJAKSJKDJKA EL peruANO EL boliviANOA EL argenCHINO AAAJJJJEJKSKSJSDKKZJDKAJDKSJDKAKSJDJSKAJS XDDDDDD

A
FUCKING
CANDLE

el uruguANO JAJAJAJA
EL VARTINHO SIMSON

How do you say "perro caca" in Spürdish?

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>VARTINHO
NOT spanish

Its because castelaño speakers cant speak the V sound, and its sound aways B, yhat why they say BAMOS, BENEÇUELA, BITORIA etc. That make VAR sounds almost same as Bart, that because our neighbors are obssesed with Simpsons.

Koiran kakka :D

Based :DDDD

That’s unironically how hispanics pronounce Bart Simpson

>yes, I do browse /copalib/. How could you tell?

Brazilians actually aren't obsessed with the Simpsons. We only play along with our sudaca friends in this board

el croRATA señores jajajajja

MACRI GATOOOOOOOOOOO
AJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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youtube.com/watch?v=p9AB6WJMla4

2:16 he literally says:
>Watching The Simpsons while smoking a joint

Slang for weed joint, some idiots refer to them as vela (candle) since in the night your face lights up a bit while smoking and it looks like a candle
Mix it with Simpsons because they are everywhere and boom, una vela meme

Say avión. Now say barco. You'll notice avión is said with the lower lip under the maxilar teeths and barco with the lips together, with no teeth involvement. Only weird people say them using only lips or teeth, the fonetic difference is slim that's why it's unnoticeable

If you have a retarded friend, don't forsake him, understand him.

how do you say sneed in Brazilian?

fode e chupa do chuck

CroatANO*

El lingüistANO señores

Sneãodinho

When i visit my family in Argentina, the only things on the tv are simpsons, casado con hijos and some sketch of guillermo francella with hot chicks

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>Es que cerca de mi casa vive una piba
Que por 5 magos te chupa la pinga
Yo la conozco desde muy pendeja
Por eso no me cobra asi si quiero tocar sus tetas

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>por 5 magos
Wut

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ CHICANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jaja el bar sinson

Its how sudacas call australians.

>no compra mamadas por 5 magos
uff el inceliANO seniores

Ay caramba dije el var sinso

They even have several episodes where they go to your country dammit
I would kill for a chilean episode

>a fucking chess board
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA EL croatiANO

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based americhad cultural imperialists making third worlders feel relevant.

Do you even like the simpsons anymore? I feel it's more of a SA thing these days

It's a well known show here but it's not part of our pop culture at all

no you don't
the simpsons are dead

don't forget the "wea" sweet summer child

but only from season 1 to 10

ayyyy VARamba dijo el VAR Sinson AJAJJAJJJJAJAJAJJ

Yes

Francella is based as fuck

VINO VA, COCA VIENE
VINO VA, COCA VIENE
META VINO COCA Y CERVEZA
DE LA CABEZA VAMOS A QUEDAR
META VINO CUMBIA Y CERVEZA
TODOS BORRACHOS VAMOS A BAILAR.

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UNA VELAAAAAAAA

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EXCELLENT thread

>night your face lights up a bit while smoking

Do you guys not have street lights?

We do but argentina doesn't have electricity lol

EL VAR SINSON JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, UNA VELA

basado y rojopastillado

PENAL Y ROJA DIRECTA

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you can take any frame, edit weed and south america team shirts in, add shitty translations, and it'll pass as una vela/varsinso memes
frinkiac.com

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I have to admit, i laughed

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ENCONTRE LA SOLUCION
AL PROBLEMA DE LA RESAKA
ME MANTENGO EN LA JODA BORRACHO
HASTA LAS 666 DE LA MAÑAANAAAA

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do the bogs bow to varsinso or the other way around

VAR SINSON JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

el germANO

bring them on, strayanbro. We are in dire need of fresh OC

how do they pronounce homer? ohmer?

Linguist here. Spanish phonology does not allow for complex syllable codas such as -rt, -rn-ks. In loans that have complex codas, they are simplified: corn flakes becomes confleis and Bart is adopted as bar.
It also lacks the labiodental voiced fricative Yea Forums, so borrowed words are adopted with Yea Forums. So var sounds like /bar/.
Hence Bart and Var have the same pronunciation for most monolingual Spanish speakers.

el jomersinson

homelo

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¿Elver Galarga? Busco a Elver Galarga. ¿Donde puedo encontrar Elver Galarga?

Ofc there is, but smoking weed is illegal so you don't do it under a street light were cops can see you

Sneed

Sorry but I just have too much fun picturing this fucking autist trying very consciously to make a distinction between Yea Forums and Yea Forums in chilean spanish

Like, imagine him speaking to a woman, overpronounciating every word with those sounds, holy shit

>the chad latino
homero
>the virgin spaniard
ohmer

ALL BOARDS REPORT

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Today I found that in my folder. Same like you, dunno why I have it.

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Do it in your house or garden like an adult. Why do third world people love to hang around the street?

jómer

AI CARANVA

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ay magumbos el VAR siso

JAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EL CROATANO SEÑORES JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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our streets are pretty much like the streets of skyrim
you never know what kind of crazy shit will go down
I have plenty of anécdotas from smoking on the street

una vela

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kek

jajjajajajajajajjaajajajajajajajaja

Una Vela is a song by Intoxicados (intoxicated ones), an Argie band of latino-slum rock and roll, lead by noted drug addict and criminal, pic related. Since poor argentinians love the Simpsons, football, Intoxicados and weed, this Ms paint mashup was inevitable.

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Nice

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add fotolog into this equation

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Ahh fotolog. The good ol days of rollingas and floggers. They sure did produce a lot of meme worthy macros

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Why Pinky Lavié?
youtube.com/watch?v=_bPpEyY4t5I

>el bar sinson
>el VAR sinson
AAAAAJJJJJJJJ KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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You could do it, but nobody does it unless you're trying to accentuate an isolate word and even then, it depends on the surrounding sounds
People trying to accentuate or insist on things like "VA-CA" or "VA-SO" will hardly use Yea Forums

Based classic capusotto. He did a bunch of sketches parodying the Argentinian street rock culture.

This is straight out wojak tier

>No Almirante Brown logo
No effort at all

For me, it's Jesús de Laferrere

Esto es un champiñon

My nigga. Micky Vainilla had some kino edgy songs too

Kind of surprises me that he's still alive

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>Like saying estar guars instead of star wars
fucking kek i love you spics and your accents

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>He has to think before pronouncing words
That's automatic, you do it the way you learned it. If you are not doing it properly it means you speak like a pleb and were taught poorly, this shit is taught when you are a toddler learning to speak.
Also
>All Chileans speak the same
Confirmed poblacional

He killed a guy then he still hang out around 3 nightclub with his gf that night, the OG madman

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vai tomar no cu paraguay
aqui e VAR porra

Ah lmao here he is
All chilean spanish have the same Yea Forums sound, the differences between social classes are more in the lines of /ʃ/ and /tʃ/ distinctions and other things.

>That's automatic
Of course, that's why I laugh at you, because based on some weird belief that you're not a pleb and that you have to speak "properly" you overthink the way you speak to go out of your way and actually pronounce a sound that is not present in your mother tongue, lol
Tell me, do you also pronounce the /s/ in the word "español"? Because if you do you have been speaking like a peruano all this time lmao

el alemANO señores

Ve a hacer una trinchera en la playa subnormal jajaja

>never should have come here

Wait for el omero sinso

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just looked into my crystal ball... it is going tl be epic in 5 years when the sides of favela buildings are sprayed with images of Peter Griffin and Rick and Morty, overlapping the Sneedsons

There were wallpaintings of rick and morty where I live, but no it was painted over with some new shit a couple months after

What does meta vino mean?

Everytime a hispANO talks shit about Portuguese, I'm going to show this to them to let them know how inferior their language is

hard one to translate
the general meaning is kinda "lotso wine, coke and beer"

"lotso wine cumbia and beer"

>he will never smoke una vela with a crazy homeless dude and listen to his life stories
>he would rather stay on his boring social bubble made of posh twats

Inferior based on what? Similarities to english? Colonized as fuck

el atrocidad del lugANO

S A B E

P A

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jajaja hijo de cuca

jajaja una vela
temeo dijo el varsinso

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lmao

But they did 2 episodes for Brazil

Brazil is the only sudaca country that matters

also urgay got the urgay joke in the australia episode

why the fuck did i laugh at this

German cant understand humour
you just suck

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wtf

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It means based babes

test

Fuck off, you can't even pronounce b without adding your rhotic accent.

I see you are a man of culture as well

youtu.be/X_rOpvNRnVg

It's called petes, not mamadas

Can you please show some respect to the based americanos, they just wanted to own soccer for real this time.

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El BrasileANO SEÑORES

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>latin american bart simpson weed edits
fucking love this shit

the entire post is so cringe it makes the Higuain comment at the end legitimately funny

saksjaksjkajksa

youtube.com/watch?v=Y075LuOk3_k

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I'm almost 100% sure I've seen that picture in real life, shits scary, I walked there by mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=-uEwcXUu-CU

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If your city/neighbourhood doesn't have graffiti of a Simpsons character with the colors of any football team, then it's not a real city.

wtf

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What's the deal with south americans and the simpsons?

it's been literally every single days on tv for the last 15 years, we all grew up watching the simpsons and dragon ball

same here

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>Germans lecturing people about humor

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Monguito>

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DONDE ESTAN LAS VELAS PAPU

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VAR = value at risk

It's a way of measuring risk in capital markets, but it's being replaced by FRTB in the next few years

also
vela came to this board (originally from /int/) because mexicans were hyping Carlos Vela and posting una vela during the matches

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youtu.be/Y075LuOk3_k

jajajaja se re regalo xD

this is the most german post i've ever seen on spee

Things you must know about sudacas:

>we are obssessed with Dragon Ball, memes, anything from Chespirito, Televisa (here in Brazil at least), adult, club football, reggaeton, reality shows with hot women and cartoons like Simpsons, South Park and Family Guy

>we have a live and let die policy with our neighbors, which means that Maduro will crash Venezuela with no survivors and anyone won't lift a finger to prevent this

>we also can travel around basically any country down here (except Chile because they are fags) with an id card and no travel reason at all, it's like UE without the Euro money

>portuguese and spanish are mutually understandable as long as you stick to your natural language and change some gramatical structures in order to ease comunication.

>(except Chile because they are fags)
I think it's because you're all sick
When chileans go to brazil we have to get shots against a lot of deceases or else we die

Try to live with a huge jungle where all the things will fuck you up. It's like Australia but replace the spiders with snakes, aligators and mosquitoes.

>and I had dengue fever myself a month ago, that bitch is nasty but luckily everyone knows how to treat that shit

checked and keked
based german humour

Ayyyy Kramamba!!!

haha holy fuck, this is adorable

BAR SINSON XD

what in the sam hill is going on itt

Absolutely fucking false.

>carne
>puerta

The Yea Forums and Yea Forums distinction doenst exist out caribean spanish, and it only exists there because of american english influence.
Thanks for pointing out you're a congolombian immigrant
pls get the fuck out.

Why is SA full of weebs and weedheads?

Chuck's feed and seed

>weedheads
Every Puerto Rican girl I've ever meet is a massive stoner.

yea fair enough but this is a shit hole, I was expecting SA to be a bit above that.

>expecting SA to be any better
Jesus pls

Spain wtf is wrong with your offspring?

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What about "UMA" posts I see from time to time?

Kill Bill reference

fpbp

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Aldosivi vs. Alvarado.

>we have a live and let die policy with our neighbors, which means that Maduro will crash Venezuela with no survivors and anyone won't lift a finger to prevent this

Sad but true.

Today, it would be shitty. With real bad luck, it would be a Lisa episode.

UNA VELA?

This is mexican shit

>UMA

acm1pt

I am willing to kill real people for /hilo/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sopa de Bar Sinso, uma delicia

el migue

the kraut has a point

Thread song
>youtu.be/EUFyC1Pbbu0

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youtube.com/watch?v=yUSvJO5n2hg
top level humor

burgers seethe

Qué picardía!

>no google street view for vertiz
I JUST WANT TO FIND IT

kraut/10

buy toilet paper lel

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>German humor

It's horse in japanese

this has to be ironic r-rigth guys?

>>we also can travel around basically any country down here (except Chile because they are fags) with an id card and no travel reason at all, it's like UE without the Euro money
i think that only apply on the members of the Memercosur

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>

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What is it with sudacas and Simpsons memes?

what's with britbongs and silly walk humor

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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from this

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thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=TbY75E8dYZc

Blessed thread, I enjoy you fellas

wena bibliaaa

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BASADO PAPI

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>higuain: I accidentally ordered kfc
Legit had me rolling in my sides

if any other flag posted it you would see tons of BASED posts

vasco

Berro gaga

Taringa was a mistake.
Argentina was a mistake.

>being this retarded
Those aren’t syllable codas. Those are 2 different syllables monguito

nope, its a CAN agreement.

i remember this image got me the first ban in Yea Forums

Nice trips but you were banned for being a nigger.

that too, got banned for niggerposting

more pics!!!