/cric/ket World Cup

SL will reach 325 if they keep up this pace

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I missed the only interesting thing in this match so far.

every ball in an ODI is its own universe full of wonder, even the dot balls are a complex set of precise conditions for a specific set of outcomes.

which sub-continental nations/religions believe in numerology?
is that why they give their children 8 names?

How was everyone's day

brainy

never thought of it like that lad

le nack of picking up wickets man

316 now.
BAD over.

Whakawiri

>fine leg up
>bowls on pads

>Pretorious
didn't he murder his gf

big brain faf

>Fernando
Ah the inexperience

In the Māori language Matariki is both the name of the Pleiades star cluster and also of the season of its first rising[1] in late May or early June. This is a marker of the beginning of the new year. Different people celebrate Matariki at different times; some when Matariki rises in late May or early June while others observe it at the first full moon or first new moon following the rising of Matariki.[2]

Matariki is a shortened version of Ngā mata o te ariki o Tāwhirimātea, or "the eyes of the god Tāwhirimātea", but it is sometimes incorrectly translated as "little eyes".[3] Similar words do occur in most Polynesian languages, deriving from Proto-Polynesian *mataliki, meaning minute, small; the use of the term for the Pleiades constellation is also ancient and has been reconstructed to Eastern Oceanic.[4][5]

GOTTEM
WALK YOU CUNT
BACK TO THE FUCKING TEA SHED
DILMAH TIME CUNT
FUCKING DO TRY IT

oOOOooOooOooOoo fernanDooooOoooOoo

what did you ausnz lads have for dinner?
I'm having an Indian tonight.
She should be here by 9pm.

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blog on

vegetarian chilli beans on sweet potato nachos and spinach salad

took the missus out for Italian

Butter chicken i hope. anything else is a scam

Cooked up a burger.

t. has never had a madras

>Maori
Yeah nah
But racist m8

#mymbaairains

based
reckon maori's are lemurian refugees

terrible
based - what'd you get?
plebian

What is the foreigner obsession with butter chicken?

had bacon and spaghetti on toast earlier

Angelo Mathews gonna fire today lads?

it's the spiciest thing white people can handle

its just one kiwi autist

don't mind a goat curry 2bh

Its the only edible curry on the menu all that other shit is a meme

It's the only "indian" good they know

butter is made from milk
milk is what comes from mums tits
mums tits basically
youtube.com/watch?v=K8RUr7z-w_k

Pretorius is shooting straight today

spaghetti carbonara, and a tonne of antipasto stuff first. and a few Peronis

>Its the only edible curry on the menu all that other shit is a meme

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>shit lanka

it's the cazzy go-to

>spicy lamb curry
>not edible
your taste is fucking SHIT

i enjoy a good saag, rogan josh or korma.
i live in the african inda so the currys here can make some good greasy stuff.

i make my own if ive got alot of time

>lamb

youtu.be/4MlflykSx-w

haha GOAT curry haha

>muslim
>indian
>watches asmr

who lets you on the internet

based trips and based post

yeah no need to shout it aspergers

how hope us this ground fuck

Question about the Net Run Rate chaps
Does it take into account an uncompleted over?

So say the 10th fellow is bowled out on ball 1 of the over - do we extrapolate his score to reflect the net run rate or is it erased in favour of all the prior full overs?

phelu is club standard
wouldnt make it into county sides

Oh NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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fucking cringy gingy

bruh wtf

>mel jones
Muted :)

this guy made me look up 'cricket asmr'.

business idea: cricket asmr youtube channel

patent pending

Was browsing /cric/ and stepped in a pothole

The asmr show.

hate phelu so much

>make islam bashing posts
>blame others for off topic subjects
literally living rent free m8

I kept patient and stopped myself from replying but I'm going to do it now because you started the topic M8.

>does not separate church and state
This is where the west got jew'd the most.

Identifying with the set of ideologies one lives by is far more cerebral than making the place or family you are born into, your job, your wealth etc your identity.
How can there be equality in a society where everyone's identity is based on such temporal and material things.

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He's been their best bowler alongside Tahir this wc

as the prime minister of /cric/ i propose a new tax for pothole repairs

stop calling others brainlet.
Submitting to a pedo who died ages ago is pants on head fucking retarded. fuck off ya filthy cunt

why are muslims so gay for mohammad?

Just remembered that England won't be in the semis

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not saying much is it. he's top 3 worst cricketers at the world cup

We're going for Sri Lanka so England get fucked over right?

anyone in here under 5'10?

i'm 5' 3''

Didn't call anybody a brainlet. The harshest word I would use for them is ignorant.

Because literally a Prophet and a divine messenger from God.
Not just him though we love Jesus, Joseph, Moses, Noah etc. who we consider Prophets as well.

>that do

taking abstract requests, did a few earlier today

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MUH
GLOVES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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no. 6'3"

do one of muhammed

Zachy, Sebbesity, Shitspouter (impression), Lawncunt (impression)

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boatcunt (impression)

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haunting.

Should try batting for longer than one ball before running his mouth

>johnny bowledstow
grim

alright zachy lad

My 16 yo nephew from village asked me if whites get light skin because of cold weather. I said yes. That's what I believe too

another

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brainlets, the both of you

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Generally people living in colder climates and far from the equator have less pigmentation, yes.

what did he mean by this

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based and accurate

Do Indians wear socks?
Gandhi never even wore shoes and all the travel videos I see from India is them wearing flip flops (or thongs in Australian).

Have India taken the sock pill?

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Work of art

Based
Cringe
Socks with flip flops mate

thanks, i enjoy my work

Rabada is a fraud

the indian philosophy is to submit as many others to your body's odors as possible

nigga you a retard?

>Socks with flip flops mate

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this is pretty boring

i reckon it's because it's so warm and crowded, imagine having yet another layer on when it's 30 degrees and you are packed in with another 50 sweaty people per square foot

Based rains take away all my griviences under water.

oldfag reporting in

Is he related to

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Tell us of the old days

>30 degrees
m8 30°c is relatively cooler for us. It goes to 45+ in summer normally

I unironically collect socks.
love a good pair of socks.

there were no generals on Yea Forums and from 10pm to 7am USA time, you were allowed make threads on any off topic thing you wanted without getting banned

it's 20 degrees here and i'm dying at work, wanna teach me how to survive in the heat

Reckon tahir is going to clean up here lads

cannot wait for matariki to be a public holiday tb h

2012 was really the start of the janny tyrannical era

>Socks with flip flops

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lying cunt
t.oldfaggot

more of a test bowler

Umm you can't really, maybe if you live 4-5 years in a warmer place.

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>its a mathews and mendis bat all day episode

/hoc/ has been around since like 2009 iirc. But its true you didnt see many others until 2012ish

>It goes to 45+ in summer normally
Not everywhere though

>FATHEWS

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People complain about generals all the time but the reason /hoc/ even held together was because of a general. There probably wouldn't be any cric or rugby threads without generals.

problem with gennies is the inevitable slip into memery, shitposting and midweek friend simulation.

>the absolute state of sri lanka

>englel lost to this
KEK

wtf how does pretorius bowl without legs lads

can't stop thinking about shaving my head lads

Englel has been the worst wc favourites in the history of World cups, maybe ever

Seething that england lost to these clowns desu

probably uses a gun

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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Watching Kane carry NZ is like watching Tendulkar carry India in the 90s.

i'm watching the match on america's dedicated cricket channel and all the commercials are weirdo indian immigrant stuff

Cricket is more indian than english now

ひぐらしが嗚く 開かずの森ヘ
後戻りは もう出来ない
鬼さんこちら 手の鳴るほうヘ
どんなに逃げても 捕まえてあげる

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All good matches this weekend desu

I spilled some milk

Blood test results are back lads. It's not looking good.

50 overs takes too long
they should limit the overs to like 20 or something

>le 30 year old prospect

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mum died in 2015 lad?

4 (26)
Got to bat the overs lads

are you me lad, i had a blood test last week
might book an appointment to get results next week
needed to get checked for type 2 diabetes :(

いのち短し 恋せよ乙女
紅き唇 あせぬ間に
熱き血潮の 冷えぬ間に
明日の月日は ないものを

いのち短し 恋せよ乙女
いざ手をとりて かの舟に
いざ燃ゆる頬を 君が頬に
ここには誰も 来ぬものを

いのち短し 恋せよ乙女
黒髪の色 あせぬ間に
心のほのお 消えぬ間に
今日はふたたび 来ぬものを

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Yes lad

No I'm not you lad. That's no good mate. I've got sugma d and updog

Had blood test couple of months ago ama

whats sugma d and updog

think I might have upmayars

What's up dawg

What's up mayne

Human body is so fragile. Little changes in weather can make us swear on sweat
We need to upgrade

Lose weight

4 (36)

>4 (37)

Is this the power of one-day cricket?

I sit in a hot af sauna after gym sessions and I swear my body is a lot better at regulating temperature now. I used to feel cold really badly but I've been feeling good so far this winter.

REQUESTING IMMEDIATE BACKUP TO HELP DEFEND THE HONOUR OF CRICKET ITT

Why isn't he scoring runs wtf

He hit a six lmao

>There are 27 posters in this thread.

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Congratulations! You are 2 months preggers.

There are 125k subscribers in r/cricket

If we could just convert 1%...

NOOOO

Does anyone care about the match

Is Lumley castle haunted?

Yessss

Lumley castling ghost stories in hindi comms lads

Troll cricket has 470k following. If we could convert 10%

Honestly reckon we could convert /tdf/ fans into /cric/ fans and subsequently spread cricket throughout Europe

just cant do it anymore lads, see ya

See you down under mate

>playing waka waka
>2010 + 9
wavin' flag was the better world anthem

see ya lad, don't miss cricket this weekend

nice dubs

see you tomorrow mate

imagine being a big enough cazzie to never have heard of Lumley castle's apparition before

is SA doing well?

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Not really mate you've been eliminated already

The absolute state of this cunt

housemate pissed himself on the couch lads

BEEES

>straya wins wc

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NO! NOT THE BEES!

KEK

bees? wtf

HAHA that was funny

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wait was this game attacked by bees too? i remember that game in joburg where de kock's helmet was just completely covered in the kek

Dear World,
Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat.

youtube.com/watch?v=0DyH5-bABZo

when it's namaz time but you playing cric

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knowing England they were probably Africanised

now this is cricket

I can't even see his face

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>this edible ain't shit
>me after 30 minutes

have some american religious freedom /cric/

youtube.com/watch?v=m8u8Z3bUQfs

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE LOO
WE WASHED OUR HANDS IN HINDUS BLOOD AND ALL THE BUDDHISTS TOO
WE’RE TAKING BACK THE /CRIC/ MACHINE POO BY POO BY POO
THE SAFFER MARCHES ON

GLORY GLORY, CORK AND LEATHER
GLORY GLORY, CORK AND LEATHER
GLORY GLORY, CORK AND LEATHER
THE SAFFER MARCHES ON

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he's hiding it due to shame

my boss said something about bees
what's the craic?

for me it's watching some Games Done Quick autism

new jerseys lads

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If you bash it publicly, I'll defend it publicly.
simple as

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You now remember Robelinda

never forgot about him

Which of you is harassing my gf?

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Guy is a legend. One of the best part about cricket are the complete fucking autists like robelinda it attracts. Too bad he's not muscular or elite enough for /cric/.

Based but might be seething kiwi

>The world's original & finest dickfarming LBW specialist provides his legion of faithful and unrelenting haters with another classic retarded Watson shameful cricket moment, the likes of which have been peppered throughout his long, bewildering and utterly useless test cricket career. Watch the stupid arse look on his face, repeatedly with several side splitting slow mo replays. Let's all hope that the selectors grow some balls after this current 2015 1st Ashes test and send him back where he belongs- to Aldi where the stresses of being hit in his giant front pad day in day out will be a distant memory as he fields mundane questions by old ladies throughout the grubby aisles of some shit forsaken local Aldi store in some backwater town nobody has ever heard of. Yeah, fair to say i'm not impressed with this current Ashes test, deja fucking vu again in England. Please, for the good of humanity, drop him, there is no longer any potential, he is 34, its over. forget his slow medium rubbish bowling, it may have been effective 5 years ago but he only ever taken TWO ASHES WICKETS IN ENGLAND, EVER. What more does Mitch Marsh have to do, did well in his tests so far, plays in the tour matches and smashes two tons, even Shaun Marsh got dropped after making 69 in his last test and a tour match 100, yet Watson remains forever undroppable despite not doing even ONE THING to remain in the test side. Remember Joe Burns? He scored a test 50 in his last innings, but shit you cant remain in the side if you are making runs, and he was dumped quickly. It's all fucked up.

t. Robelinda

>tfw a Shaivite
>tfw want grand temple to be built in Ayodhya but want it to be a Shiv temple
Anyone know this feel itt?

fucking horrible WC this. holy shit, englel. kys.

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Only worst because your team got butt blasted by some curry munching banglas who last tasted min-canned food in 2014

>Shiv temple on Ram janmbhumi
ummmm

Reckon you should pray the rain away champ

Your team literally never had a good wc

they're not even getting to play on their own pitches. bitchstow was correct. it's completely unfair.

that being said, we deserve being knocked out already. this team is SHIT. minnow tier.

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Lord Ram himself worshipped Shiv you fag.

The only thing that I see in this webm is 142-4, lead by 6 runs.

It's 2nd innings ;)

He's always got such a fucking stupid and weird look on his face

>ARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH MALINGA SAVE US

>imagine investing 75 years of political prowess to build a temple.
>still not being able to build it.
I'm sorry brothers, you've been taken for a ride all this long, get your priorities straight.

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meh, the look on his face says something else though.

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Looks like shit, just like the team

lol true aus must have only made 136

>just like the team
what did he mean by this?

i think he's referring to the inherent racist photo-mechanics of the modern camera lenses.

I'M THE CAT WITH BASS AND DRUM
GOING 'ROUND LIKE BOM BOM BOM!

याद रखना मेरे लुल्ली कटे मित्र
अयोध्या तो बस झांकी है,काशी मथुरा अभी बाकी है।

केक एंड बेस्ड

mmmMMM-MULTIBALL SEND IN THE BEES!!!!!!
AHA-HA HA! QUITE A BUZZ YES?

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hang on, did Boomer Guitar actually get btfo finally? Carpal Tunnel finally gave out?

BASED FAT MALINGA

They're playing ooga booga songs kek

Naare lagate raho bas
Yehi aukat hai tumhari
Tools

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Most runs in an innings for SA this WC is 68, that's pretty damn disgraceful. 68 would be a below average innings for Pissrat.

doubt SA are quite shit enough to lose this

They might surprise us. Faf should consider scoring some runs.

Pretty warm out lads.

SA has this in the bag

How is that NZ always make it to the semis?

That was cringe kino lol

if south africa somehow manage to choke this they should just be banned from the world cup in 2023 tbqh

I how do I make a trip? Let me introduce myself I'm Loretta and I went out with Reality Check for three years before he dumped me for his fiancé. Most of you have already guessed a lot about his personality, but I think you underestimate him. He doesn't have as much money as he says he does but he's very wealthy and does come from a good family. He inherited a bit of money when his parents died in a car accident some time ago.

He's a great guy and people take advantage of that sometimes. They know he has a bit of cash to spare so he always hands it out. I think the problem is he doesn't care as he searches for some kind of deeper meaning. He's actually travelled more than he's said he has, took some time off to go to East Africa with to witness the civil war in the Sudan.

RC if you're reading this I love you and I wish things had worked out differently, but I wish you all the best.

buisness idea: zoomer on the decks playing breaks and samples of the greatest hits of the 2010's. Supplied a mock-up

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any concerns about the acknowledged and confirmed fact that he's slept with women from every country on the planet?

And being the natural polyglot he is you'd be requesting his presence in your native tongue

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ohh very sad! for sri lanka

Question for all pajeets, why no full blood dravdians in your team? Mostly seem to be north indians/maharashtra/gujrat

Imagine the kino when these anglos try to pronounce chakrapookuttaswamy

Is this match just super boring or what, I remember previous days /cric/ threads zipping along and this one is barely crawling at this point.

Bhuvi or Shami?

auschads (ie not me) are out being magnetically charismatic and banging prospective Asian gfs with impunity

>who is Vijay Shankar?
He is from Tirunelveli, TN

F

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can't believe they all died

F. perhaps the new generation can win a WC.

Boomer dancing like a zoomer

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Not our fault your '''''team''''' attracts bee swarms.
youtube.com/watch?v=0DyH5-bABZo&feature=youtu.be

Most interesting thing so far.

why is the pak v afg game the early one tomorrow? Surely having Aus v NZ would be better suited so >we can watch it without having to be up at dawn for the end. Can the ICC's incompetence/malice extend any further? Seething more than a bit

Who is in your opinion the most badass batsman in cricket's history? It doesn't necesarily have to be the statistically best, just pure badassery.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Reddit

>badassery.

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david warner
no one has made as many people seethe uncontrollably.

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Jannies iffy uh

Dhoni

>we lost to this

OOOOH HOOOOOOO

YEEEEEEE HOOOOOO

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>South Africa lost to the team that lost to this

and you thought you'd win this thing?

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I dont use this world often, but its the only thing that comes to mind.

CRINGE

David Hookes, Botham, Lara.
*crack*

*siiiippp*

yep

from sa: faf, smith and klusener.

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How hard is a cricket ball really?

what about Kallis

have you heard his voice? that man is no badass.

what was that song played after the malinga (24th) over?

MR HICKEY COME BACK HERE WITH ENGLAND'S WORLD CUP CHANCES AT ONCE

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Hard but not that heavy

based england cucking india once again and making them change their kit

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Hard enough to kill someone

Remember how Stokes beat up those fags at a bar?
He will forever be badass in my opinion.

You have to be some sort of worthless cunt to get killed by a cricket ball

Nah I think this is more profitable for BCCI because now nerds will want this jersey too.

Id say its more firm than hard, its not hard like a hockey ball.

this has been out practice jersey for years

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posts a picture of a different kit

I tried to Shazam for you lad but hotstar was playing ads

>Remember how Stokes beat up those fags at a bar?
>Remember you said you saw the getaway car?
>Do you think you wanna play ball with the law?
>You think it might have been that cricketer you saw
>running away
>don't forget that you are straaaaight

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What? Colour combinations and patterns are almost identical

Ghost stories on hindi comms lads. But spoopy for me

fuck off bairstow you simp
take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue

you could say he was .... tangled up in blue

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>this is the story of the hurricane
>and they said your gay shoes were to blame
>and the authorities came to late
>before you put those fags into graves

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South africa has majority of black population but every poster from SA always claims he is white.
Why is that I have never seen them say they are black on Yea Forums /int/ and /pol/.

they have a sub 80 iq.

Hey anyone wants to buy high diamond lol account?

there's one here

have you seen a monkey type on a keyboard

chaps
Never been to a cricket game
Do they sell pies like at football games?

Because people who know me say this: no pies, no Peter! (I am Peter)

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>come gather round children wherever your roam
>and admit that my shoes are elite and so on
>or else instead you want to be heemed to the ground
>and it's you; the judge will be blaming

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blacks do not post on Yea Forums due to racialised abuse

It doesn't really matter for other races because they hate isn't as extreme and is jokey 99% of the time.
With blacks it's real so they don't come

t. Has been trying to create Africa Cup of Nations threads on Yea Forums but getting literally zero posts in my threads

allo maite peetaa

By pies you mean pizza slices that americans call pies or actual sweet pies.

there are a few stalls that sell a variety of things, usually you can count on a fish and chips stall

literally pies
Can't go to a footy game without having a half time pie

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fish and chips at a fucking cricket game?
You can't have a full meal whilst watching a sporting event.
That's uncouth.

that looks like a damn good pie.

why not? you're there a lot longer than at the footy, might as well

GOT IM

THE COLLAPSE IS NIGH BOYS
THE COLLAPSE IS NIGH

oh no...

(You)

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disgusting pie for a disgusting club

no scousers in /cric/ thank you

this, also burgers, hot dogs, and various world cuisines

ive seen them here

So if Sri Lanka loses this they are out of the semi finals right?

>and various world cuisines
don't tell me I can be having a pot of curry whilst watching England BTFO India

kek

cricket has the biggest selection of food than all english sports

you can indeed lad
there's also a nice ice cream stand that was at edgbaston the other week

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not mathematically no
but realistically yes

>1776
dios mios

but yeah I agree, if there were Africans on Yea Forums my wife would've notified me by now.

doing a massive arsehole straining poo lads

before EDP445 became a massive meme he tried to post here, think this was like 2011. He left after a few hours because everyone just called him a nigger.

kek

bruhs...

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>AFCON threads getting zero posts
depressing desu, comfy tournament but the knockouts should provide a bit more interest
the one where zambia one on penalties a few years ago was incredible stuff

I think it's cause of the faggy "Best 3rd placed teams go through" rule that it's created a lot of shit defensive games.
You're right though, knockouts should be better when the fuckers actually try to score.

Still in it.

Looking dire for Sri Lanka

Sethern Efrica

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LOVE sune
simple as

once or twice, but yeah it's not like eating pies has ever been aimed at footy supporters or anything

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>After the Pakis beat Afghanistan tomorrow they overtake England for 24 hours

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>for 24 hours
I wish

Got rejected for the 19th time lads
> High Distinction average mark from GO8 University
> Worked part time over my uni degree
> Have interests outside (play recreational sport)
What the FUCK is wrong with me? Honestly getting close to jumping in front of a train. I live near a train line that has county trains going 120km/h, should be relatively painless

i mean at cricket games, obviously theyre at the footy.

>After the Pakis beat Afghanistan

tipping this not to happen

Forgot to mention in Engineering too, btw.

what field?

There, there pal.

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NEETdom looms

they'll stay ahead
fuck the ecb, fuck most of the soi cunts in the team, simple as

harp on about how much you love teamwork and working with others more
and probably some left wing diversity shit

they love that

grim

>tfw that means India vs Pakistan semi final

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wogs out

go full circle and become a train engineer. Or kys, whatever. The latter is my plan. Imagine 20 years from now, I only see horror.

I’ve done that charade so many times. Unfortunately my confidence is so low that I get so nervous during job interviews I can hardly speak.
No gf or no real friends either. Busting my ass to get decent grades was for nothing it seems.

Have any of you guys ever eaten this kind of a sugar tart/tartlet? (not talking about the disgusting butter tarts btw).

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the tragic irony is that once you get a job and get some experience underneath you, you'd be able to walk into a job given your engineering experience

it's fucking bullshit

Lads saff need six of 83 balls and 9 wickets WTF did we lose to these

>muh lucky yellow uniforms
tip top kek

also the grinding to the inevitable death that awaits at the end of an unfulfilled life. The relief of finding a secure job melts into violent ennui quickly, mixed with the insecurity that what you do is in no way special and you could be replaced in a second.

>Oh, where have you been, my ginger son?
>Oh, where have you been, my brawling young one?
>I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty bars
>I've walked and I've punched two crooked homos
>I've stepped in the middle of a nightclub affray
>I've been out in front of a dozen street brawls
>I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a courtroom
>And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
>And it's a hard punch's a-gonna fall

Goodnight bros

/thread

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LARA

too much testosterone

ded thread
ded poomunity

Islamic Caliphate XI

Amla
Khwaja
Babar Azam
Shakib (c)
Nabi
Mushfiqur (w)
Moeen
Rashid Khan
Tahir
Aamir
Shami

simple as

gentle reminder

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Good morning my dear bros.

comfy on the card, haven't had a drop of rain in 2 weeks

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>South Africa won
What the h*ck? I thought Sri Lanka wore their lucky yellow kit

83 wc was truly the best ever and maybe most important.

Halooo

Garbage

Would love to visit the Iron Knob tttt

man - does this happen often in cricket?

Boon

Chase The Sun (Extended Club Mix) - Planet Funk

based Saffas keeping the darkies out of the semis

hmmm bit racist

Afghanistan WILL beat Pakistan again

they are yes, that's why they're based

the classic Aus vs NZ match at the world cup lads

A world without cheating.

should i have a wank now lads? cant decide

no mate have sex instead

If Australia wins i shall be throwing around a few cheating accusations in order to cope

for me its mysteriously losing my internet connection for a day

y'all think Australia will win their FIRST ever world cup?

Nice.

got my US vpn lined up so I can seethe as a foreigner

*be's here*

>Starc has only bowled 58 balls to Williamson in ODIs, and he's never taken his wicket.

starting to think that kane isnt just autistic but a geniune psychopath

Might get some /cric/ approved snacks

anyone know where the playing XI gets posted?

vocaroo.com/i/s0tOIEu2PJ9k

get some curry and some humble pie then m8

Check the Blackcaps’ twitter page an hour before the game starts

Nothing sadder than an unfunny person trying to be funny.

hahahahahahahah so true

is it only that close to the game? fuck. NEED to know now

OH MY

>samefagging your unfunny vocaroo
Sebbo-tier stuff.

vocaroo.com/i/s0UZJJywvXPj

welcome to the club m8

BASED zachGOD
get your mic checked out though mate, sounds like you're recording in a wind tunnel

vocaroo.com/i/s152sJoVp0qS

>shitty team knocked out of home CWC
>FURIOUS at NZ
kek get rekt bald cunt

x

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vocaroo.com/i/s1mFT87eOUQ1

I'm not listening to another,
first one was cringy enough
seek help for your drinking t b h

christ zachy, i was gonna give you a "so true" but you really need to slow down on the drinks
alcohol poisoning is a real thing mate

Calm down m8

the balding impotent nonce zachy b

the teams are typically announced after the toss

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if you said anything remotely similar to my face, I'd kick the living shit out of you. you know you're a coward and a manlet and gave never hit someone in your life, I know it, we all know it.

is he fapping while he records? heard some sus sounds there

Honestly seek help. Sitting in your mum's home trashed on a Friday night trying to bully other grown men on an anime forum is not healthy.

Maybe his mum caught him.

grim but funny

pretty much sums /cric/ up

cant wait to fall asleep before the 8-hour game starts at midnight lads.
top stuff, cracker tournament.

me???? 7 o clock bed time and wake up half way through the first inningd

gonna try for 5am, but failed horribly last attempt

reckon i should record a vocaroo to join this discussion lads?

vocaroo.com/i/s03m49DnRWoG

you're a nasty piece of work deep down aren't you. sad.

oi zachy, think they found your soulmate: betootaadvocate.com/headlines/queenslander-insists-he-has-always-been-into-tennis/

A good contemporary meter for intelligence/education level is how often someone says "literally".

how can you invent cricket, rugby and soccer and be terrible at all of them? the mind boggles.

thought zachy was in Bulgaria or sommit tbqh ngl bla x

We'll have already wrapped the game up by then mate

based jinxer

yeah turns out when people were saying "it's coming home" they meant zachy. he came home a week or two ago.

Has to go back to Britain to feed and water the kids he has locked up in his basment

k ta x

reckon he should update his facey though. still says plovdiv

me?? not on facey, never been tyvm x

He left 2 weeks ago

k x

for me lads? it's based israel folau

back at mum's house, unsure of what to do with his life, feeling the crushing failure as he approaches 30 fast, hitting the sauce hard to forget. angry as fuck at NZ for some reason.

wew
doesn't sound good tbqh x

guy's a mess. I'd feel sorry for him but he's not easy to like.

At least the English cricket team home won't be needing to take a plane home after missing out on semis, they can just bus.

lads, zachy is okay, i just got off the phone with his mum, he's been comfortably tucked into bed
also his mum is a phone sex demon

Hope he has a terrible hangover and rethinks his life.

zachy not taking England's inevitable WC failure well I take it

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>Australia vs New Zealand
>schedule it in a wholly inaccessible time schedule for both countries
what the fuck lads

that’s rich coming from a kiwi

it's Sunday tomorrow

grim attempts at banter by he who shall not be named

liking these bairsoy caricatures lads

25 hours in photoshop

saag is my favourite

Wane Killiamson

has nothing to do with temperature and everything to do with sunlight

Just wanna watch a full cricket game.

LADS

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look fucking good in my LinkedIn picture

give me one good reason why you haven't been following your rules 1-3 obligations lads

link it

i agree, all games have been at 7.30, this one 10.30 why

hmm

no

at least you have a shit at watching some full games: our best is 9.30pm - 5.30am what a fucking joke

worst world cup ever no doubt in my mind

it has been pretty shit, all the teams are shit, we are shit and somehow still on top

ironically Australia playing ODIs like it's 2015 again has been >our best strength I reckon

train full of weebs lads
reckon there's an anime con in the big smoke
grim

reckon i can give you five reasons in one image m8

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I have to get up early for church service

uh hello? church?

>christcucks
yikes

/cric/ is a Christain Anglo general you fat fucking heathen.

i've generally been watching the first innings and drifting off during the break or start of the second innings
and even that has been a stretch

imagine following a levantine rabbi killed by italians and pretending there's any relevance to AngGODS

>service
pr*testant detected

imagine being godless in this day and age lads
the only word that comes to mind is "grim"

i'll watch 2 hours maybe until it's 111.30 or so then crash, I'm an old woman though. the best cricket i've caught was the end of NZ n BAN and NZ v WI when I woke up 6ish

Already missing the curry blow ins.
Loved the religio-political discussions.

>dude Woden lmao

have sex

fuck up dalit convert

go join them on indiachan you shitter

sebbo fragmenting into further aborted narratives lads

>muh suicide by centurion
literally matthew, mark, luke, and john, the summary

I'm with you lad. The amount of blasphemy ITT is becoming obnoxious.

grigget :D

ah yes, the cricky

Inspirational stuff

love footy
love union
love cricket
hate America
not much to it

Where is it

NEED to see more jaffas tonight

There is this egirl I know on discord and she is like a 6/10 by egirl standards. But she's asian so that makes her a 7. I like her but she's in love with her ebestfriend. It's clear that we like each other still it's hard for her to get over her ebff. What to do guys. Halp

have sex

ebe your eself

new

OZ beats NZ
NZ beats Eng

>going to church when you don't have your family to force you
yikes

500th for NZ lifting the cup

wonder who got the ban
hopefully a curry