/mlb/

ARZ: Young keeps Giants to one run in MLB debut
LA: Muncy knocks two of Dodgers' six homers
TB: Brendan McKay to make MLB debut Saturday
MLW: Christian Yelich leads NL All-Star starters
TEX: Hunter Pence voted in as starting DH for ASG
WAS: Rosenthal agrees to minors deal with Tigers
MLW: Travis Shaw optioned to Triple-A San Antonio
MLW: Brewers call up Hiura, demote Travis Shaw
CHC: Kimbrel snares a save in first game with Cubs
LAA: Angels activate Andrelton Simmons (ankle)

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Go Cubs

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>MLW

>durr we already won da 2019 Werl Series 28 bitch kiss em all even though i was alive for only 3 of them bitch

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cubs fan here

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DUUUUUUUUDE I JUST LOVE THE CUBS MY GUY WE JUST HAD COOKIE MONSTER FROM SESAME STREET DO TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME. BRO THATS SO EPIC BRO AND THE CUBS WON SO IT WAS A #SLAM DUNK.

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Cubyals fan here!

go mestros

well hello bear!

cardsox own ya

cubyals represent!

IS THAT? KRIS BRYANT? FROM THE CUBS? YOU MEAN THE KRIS BRYANT FROM-FROM CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Cubyals own this genny

why helo there helo bear poster

sick 'em

I was alive for 6 of them....more than your whole franchise

1996, 98-00, 09, 19

The cubs are the lovable losers when they lose you have to love them otherwise you hate baseball

all the same poster

n-no

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joey gallie owns ya

D O Y E R S
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Fuck the tardinals. Fuck the white sux. That is all

This, they are also loveable winners too. So it's logical to love them when they win or lose.

it's mandatory

Hi sayaka doyer

sick em aj

Cubbies should trade a prospect for Joey Gallie

GET AM BOY... GET EM! SIGGEM TIL THEY CANT BE SICKED!

I’m thinking net spend

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What happened to the memeners lads?

Cubyals in the genny

SICK 'EM AJ

Based trips

Poast walk-up music..!
youtube.com/watch?v=sps-lNmjmxM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CUBYALS IS A SHITTY FORCED MEME? I LOVE THESE TWO TEAMS EVEN THOUGH I CANT NAME A SINGLE ROYAL PLAYER AT ALL!

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sick em aj get those cubyal bitches get em

homie bailey!

Eric hosmer

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reddit fags

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eternal royals guy is in the house!

I spy with my little eye.....eternal royals guy!

cubyals yay!!! :DDD

Based me

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You now remember the 1936 World Series

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west side!!

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based

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>mest

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based

uhm... cubyals with a message for /mlb/

...
>mest

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Came across this one day. Get ready for real cholo hours lmao
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SOMEONE CALL SHERIFF BAILEY!!!!

Sorry meant for. Don't even listen to rap so no idea how I found it lol

I'm getting too old for this shit mmmhmmm...

I'm White but I like Mexicans because the men work hard and aren't fucking fags.
Based Mexicans & Latinos

I'm still going to take that as a reply to me. If you need English, I'll raise you this.
youtu.be/HNIypYrVlkA?t=41

Hi.

Go back

Based butchered norse English
youtube.com/watch?v=zbq9dfW69Zs

sorry sir

"white"

I had no way of knowing

>all the rapshit and weebshit in this thread
do white people not post on /mlb/ anymore? all this "music" is terrible

Eat shit white boi.

La Raza is here.

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>white people

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lol go back to /pol/ nerd

I honestly didn't even think it through. This piece is really nice imo
youtu.be/QvEGTEY0pRI

oh I own ya

shitskins were a mistake. gtfo of my country

cope wh*Te boi

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and I just pwnd ya

Cringe.


This is our country now. Get replaced.

oh seethe

this ones very long but I like the piece as a whole
youtu.be/y0hL6N1c6GU
HOLY BASED!!!

how does it feel being subhuman

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I banter the fanatics I banter the bandwagoners I even banter the smooth talkers but Ive never encountered banter the calibur of mine. I banter to my shower I banter to breakfast then I banter back to my room for another day of extraordinary banters. Sometimes I wander outside and banter the kids playing on the street then there parents come out and I pull out the banters, and they hide their kids because the banters too strong for the young. After I banter them the cops come and I observe their banter to lure them into a false sense of security...then I rock out the mega banters and now the swat force came in but mega banter is all I need to dispose of them. It is only in the rubble when I see a worthy opponent of my banter throughout the distance. Its based bauer bringing some sick banters in the flesh himself. We recognize each others banter as supremum and infimum, yin and yang. He pushes the banter, I pull the banter. We then have a banter-off to see who is the last man standing he brings out the legendary bants,something that only a banteratic would be able to comprehend. Its bantermania for miles and miles on end and those left in the rubble can only watch as they bear witness to two legendary banatics going at it. It is two different techniques of banter and only one will prove the alpha supreme banter. He pulls out the big banter and I am shook. I retort with a home made banter myself and I can tell he is visibly shaken. The buildings have collapsed the people are all shaken and time has seemingly sped up as hours turned into days which turned into months.We banter some more and we banter at days end then we do it again til we reach the mangum opus of banter. It is then we both collapse, beaten by banter-but wait- He stands back up. I lay on the ground in fear as he stands over me. Fully expecting a finishing blow banter he does the unexpected and he reaches his hand out to me and utters one phrase: " take my hand, banterbro."

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>Not appreciating the Japanese singing in English as their non native language.

based, I miss this stuff.moar

Fine. But I'm no way in hell using this as any walkup music.
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Dude I hung around goths in high school and was also on the baseball team. Deftones was my shit back then.

have sex

Only the territorial alpha goldfish of baseball would have the divine right to use a song like that as walk up music and be feared.

>give award
go back faggot

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Based. wrassled back in hs and theres a lot of that stuff playing on the speakers. I've been looking for one song for years it's somewhat of a pump up but when I find it Ill post it

youtu.be/Rpq35wyDi7I
An instant classic we can all get behind

>Pebbles having a meltdown

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You'd be impressed how far vocaloids have come to do English when compared to previous gens.
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Is this reddit faggot serious?

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>brazil emblem
UMA

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0:00 to 0:25ish wouldn't be able to be topped as a walk up song

Baseball :)

Bazebaw :3

Beisbol :O

Pesäpallo :D

This is one sick pup!

Fuck this guy

Ahem... fuck fruits and vegetables. Cookies dindu nothin wrong

f*nn detected

Roy

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als

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Royals

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Roy...als

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K!AN!SAS!CITY!
Royls

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i'm thinking my chadres are finna sweep the tardinals

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Kvt Blvnv

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Kot wants Royals

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The pancake is Royals

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A Kasnsnans City Royals Protectorate

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Furthermore,

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GayJP doesn't approve of this message, the Cards are his third favorite team afterall.

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Literally translated baseball

Watch live stream today, ruutu.fi/ohjelmat/superpesis. Game starts 6 pm local time, -2 GTM.

kansas city still has a baseballteam??

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based finnish lurker

This is some boomer posting if I have ever seen it.

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Get dabbed on by the doyers.

Fug XDDDD

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I am not a big fan of your music ERB...but damn so I respect you for it...!

I wish I could narrow it down for you, because I'm all-in for my music, and I want to prosthelytize all EDM always
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Passed out in the chair
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fuck off scum

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This is /mlb/

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One post for a white sox

White Sox piss me off

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sick 'em aj

BASEBALL CONVSERERIOTN

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Get em aj

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MCANN SHOULD BE AL CATCHER

STUPID FUCKING STANKEES FANS VOTING IN LESSER TALENT

YOU SHITTY LITTLE RETARDS YOU WANT THE BETTER PLAYER IN SO YOU HAVE A SHOT AT HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE

FUCKING

REEEE

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>guilted my favorite tomboy into chatting all morning
>fucking love tomboys
>UFCKING LOVE TOMNOYS

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Marinrs can be off the crings list of theh apologize for being fags

>YOU SHITTY LITTLE RETARDS YOU WANT THE BETTER PLAYER IN SO YOU HAVE A SHOT AT HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE
fucking kys

Yeah the white Sox are pretty cool

Cope Stankee fan

White Sox pip mej ofë

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Why do you talk so funny?

I don't usually, but sometimes I want to entertain myself with my own posts. It really doesn't concern you

I'll engage.
When was the last year you watched baseball?
si.com/mlb/2017/07/10/world-series-home-field-advantage-decided


Catchers list:
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>Kiké Hernandez
>Come on to the Kiki do you love me Drake song

I bet you're this guy who is also dumb

We .500 and relevant nao

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How about them White Sox bros? Pretty based and whatnot.

me *first guy* I don't serious post
miss your mark lots

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LETS

GO

GO

GO

CHICAGO WHITE SOX

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Number of games until white Sox are above .500

>5

Based as all hell

I wish I could drink a fifth of gin and end up straight every night
I didn't do anything wrong, didn't call anyone out of line, I was charming with all the girl (girl)s I chatted with
The drink being poison is a problem though
Hmm

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FUCK one day to drink a fifth of gin per week
Give me taxi money

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We're discussing the Chicago White Sox right now please remain on topic

See

Me, Adult, 30+ yrs:
I'll moderate my drinking until it's not fun anymore
Me, drunk, 30+,
STILL FUN FUCK
igve me neetbux donald you fucking cold sore

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>huwites ox

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>wh*t*s*x
el grimo maximo gringe

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Do you guys remember Paul Konerko? Aaron Rowand? AJ Pierzinski? Jermaine Dye? Good times fellow White Sox bros

Bros.....
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is this the lord of the rings everyone told me to watch in the offseason

>Aaron Rowand? AJ Pierzinski?
Not the greatest Giants if we're being honest

Please play my game

>Formerly Cy Chuck

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mlb on the front page

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I still remember listening to that game on the Radio on my way home from house sitting. Still fucking hurts

Why don't they have fans vote for the HR derby? Guys like Trout not doing it is pathetic. I never bought the "HR derby ruins your swing meme" either

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Hi all! Dodger fan here :-)

Brooklyn or Los Anjelez?

Dodgers

ICE

Because they don't want fans to vote for someone and then just have that someone decline to participate. That wouldn't be good for anyone.
>I never bought the "HR derby ruins your swing meme" either
Players clearly do.

based

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List the teams you hate, and other posters guess who >your team is.
I'll start:
>Yanks
>Bombston
>Cubes
>los dodgers

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Churchill has seen better days.
St. Louis

Something needs to be done about this franchise.

more nigel farage than churchill

Brewers

Do cricket fans tend to enjoy baseball or are they pompous pricks with their heads up their ass?

its impossible to watch baseball due to the time zones
obvs i do my best in the world series but if one of the teams is not from the east coast i basically cant watch every other game

‘98 was a magical year.

Henry isn't big enough as well, guy was a monster late in life.

So who is the up and coming nippon league player MLB teams have been eyeing? Don’t really follow the slants.

>Because they don't want fans to vote for someone and then just have that someone decline to participate.
Don't allow them to decline. Swing the fucking bat.

imagine being inside these on the hottest day of the life
bet we wont see much of them

one of the best things about american sports is the perfect illegal streams which never get shut down or freeze

My first time in Yankee stadium was August '98

Lucky bastard. I went to the parade, though. We can relive the magic. We just need a captain. If judge is announced as captain before October, expect a wave a positive vibes and unstoppable hitting. It’s the boost this team needs to become the greatest team since ‘98.

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I take that back. Fuck. I meant August '96

DON'T FORGET TO WELCOME OUR ENGLISH TOURISTS

Except for the new soulless stadium, I enjoy this team as much as I did the late 90s teams

Fuck that dumb nigger

hes a shit version of ty

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/mlb/ is shit without jaysposting so here's funny hair man who is tearing it up at the plate

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based and pinapilled

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Just started reading Moneyball.

Can't believe this nigga Billy Bean was a high school chad fucking all the cheerleaders and then turned into a bitter old computer nerd

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Charlie Blackmon
>Home: 1.499 OPS
>Road: 0.654 OPS

Are they going to play the American national anthem or the Beatles before the yanks/sawks game today?

National anthem first for the Americans. Then a men at work song for the Brit’s.
God bless America during 7th inning stretch

>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN

Probably Yamada. Interest in Yanagita would have been very high if he was ever coming over, but he plays for Softbank and they don't post players and he's not a young player anymore. Sugano isn't really a young player, but there would have been interest in him had he been posted.

I'm not sure if you're just making up names or not...

So the concessionaires went through a crash course led by a team of instructors from the United States to learn how to induce people to pay for food and drinks without ever leaving their seats.

“We’re going to ask people to hand their money down the row of strangers and then have a bag of peanuts tossed over to them by a hawker,” Hill said. “That’s not something they are used to.”

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Funny how redditors sound exactly like dodger haters on /mlb/

This doesn't look as atrocious as I thought it would

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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You can look them up on b-ref.

Thanks for posting pics

how did they play a baseball game in australia before england

Weather probably
The Aussie games were during spring training

They have a fully functioning winter league in Australia.

56-27

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Honestly, the better the record, the more satisfying it will be to watch them collapse in the post season.

Pls no, not again.

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Fixty-six wins

Twenty-seven losses

Wins:

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

Losses:

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

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Exactly the same amount of wins as loses!!!!!

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Our ball girl is much cuter.

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Nice ass, but no one is cuter than Tori.

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She has a nice smile. I just dont like blonds over brunettes

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damn

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>She has a nice smile
Really?

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Les Rayas du Montreal!

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Cough, cough. Horse face. Cough cough.

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You have to understand user.

Any girl that is moderately attractive has a smile that makes my day. Because they never really smile in California. Too many cold bitches. It's not that I am a bad looking or overtly obese either. Just the culture here.

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Jesus. What the fuck? God damn the Nips are seriosly fucked up.

Rangers

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She looks 35...

Great now we activated the trannie falseflagger.

Kys pinche puto.

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A's

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Angels

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>overtly obese
Fucking lel, Paco, just covertly obese is it?

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What's the deal with the nickel?

Roll Tide

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Found it on deviantart think its some burger who drew it

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I was pretty fat but now I have been lifting for a year and a half.

Was 338 at 6'7. Now I am 304.

Dodgers!

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because you are a shit skin. If you have poop hair or poop eyes you are not white

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>Braids

My nigga.

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good for you mean
keep it up

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tfw no clown gf

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>6'7 dodger fan
Tell us your height, not how many kids you might have

I am more on the white side but I get a decent tan if I work on it. I get mistaken for white over here all the time by other beaners.

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>Having kids
>In the current favela state of california

Good joke.

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>White supremacist faggots would not colonize this

Fucking homos.

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Dodgers!

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I wonder who could have turned California in to a favela. By all accounts it was a paradise until around 70s.

That thot is at least 50% white since she is not a squatamalan

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REMEMBER:
FUCK THE RAYS
FUCK THE YANKEES
FUCK THE DODGERS
FUCK THE ANGELS
FUCK THE BLUE JAYS
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK THE PADRES
FUCK THE CARDINALS
FUCK THE PHILLIES
FUCK THE BREWERS
FUCK THE NATIONALS
FUCK THE WHITE SOX
FICK THE RANGERS
FUCK THE ATHLETICS
FUCK THE ORIOLES
FUCK THE INDIANS
Fuck THE MARINERS
FUCK THE TIGERS
FUCK THE TWINS
FUCK THE ROYALS
FUCK THE METS
FUCK THE MARLINS
FUCK THE REDS
FUCK THE PIRATES
FUCK THE ROCKIES
FUCK THE DIMOND BACKS
FUCK THE GIANTS
FUCK THE BRAVES

LETS GO STROS 2019 BABY

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you bang esé?

404 tits not found
at least make wojack brown

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White Democrats who want an illegal slave class that is not protected by the constitution. Then they have the kids of illegals give them a super majority that lets them do as they please for 50 years driving us into the shithole we have now.

fuck chinitos and fuck beaners too!

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>Central American scum

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BLACKEDRAW when?

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All you had to do was work hard and save some money. It only takes one generation, one fucking guy not being a lazy drunkard, to go from lower working class to middle class.

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>Los Angeles
Kek, faggot

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Her tits are just about to turn into a baseball glove.

tfw no rox gf

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MOGGED by he momma

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Only because you're still in 9th grade.
Definitely 20s.

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I was middle class growing up.

Im trying bro.

Desu the makeup girls wear when they are on TV does not help

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>All you had to do was work hard and save some money.
Nice baby boomer meme you faggot. When more than half your income goes to rent that keeps uncreasing without wages ever going up good luck JuSt sAviNg MoNeY. That shit advice is worse than "jus b urself" because you first assume people are just that much dumber that you and you're already a brainlet.

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Don't start posting traps

What's happening? After Gallo went on the DL >we were supposed to skid. Now >we are 4.5 games back??? And with Gallo back and hitting dingers again?

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ugh.

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>cube thot lifelongs

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I'm sorry, Paco. Keep going
It literally works. Even in LA. If you're not making enough money to live, save, and grow, get another job. Your experience at your current job is probably enough to get you a different job that pays slightly more. Even without a stem degree there is room for you to improve your situation by shopping yourself around or working your way up in your own place.
Rent keeps increasing by like $25 a year so long as you aren't living in a brand new tacky apartment building. Stop buying more than you need, stop souping up your civic, and save some money.

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This is bad advice. If you're White, this isn't going to work. Only way out is killing people, not even meming. Kill people and take their shit.

How much does it cost to watch a Yankees post-season match?

This hasn't worked for blacks and they've been trying it for 200 years.

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It has worked tremendously well for them, given their intellectual deficiencies.

imagine spending as much as the yankees but still having the world series drought of the mest LOL

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Imagine comparing a team who has made the postseaosn 12 of the last 13 years with the biggest comedy in professional sports.

C
O
P
E

Imagine your best pitcher is Jason Vargas.

Where are the Indians fags now?

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Mariners!

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Homie Bailey :)

OH THESE UMPGER ASSHOLES MAKE ME SICK

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Seethe harder fag

I can't. It's too horrible to imagine. I won't. You can't make me.

>tfw youre older than your team's players in the futures game
is this what it's like being a boomer

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It only gets worse ;_;

It’s confirmed, the twins CANNOT win and 18 inning game if it started at noon. As long as we hold each game of the World Series at noon and it goes to 18+ innings, the Dodgers are a shoe in!

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$1000

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Didn't Yonder literally tell Manny not to sign with The Who's even though they only signed him to lure Manny? Kek.

I don't live in LA faggot.

The White Sox traded Fernando Tatis Jr. for James Shields so that they could tank the 2016 season and draft budget kyle schwarber in the 2017 MLB Draft

hell yeah

Whatever homo

This. It's called obsession and inferiority.

sick em aj

sick em aj show those cubyals weenies whos boss. cardsox4life!!!

CHECKED

sick 'em cardsox

get em aj

>Pebbles

bardzo dobrze

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AJ SICK'D EM!

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...

mo and schwarbie own BAJP

Its 8 you're looking for...douchebag!

...

...

that ain't jap art, fren

ok these japanese folk certainly are a little tootin out there.

Guys, Josh Hader threw an inning with, get this.
Three batters
Three strikeouts.

Is there a name for that?

The Josh Hader Inning

Wow these threads are pathetic

sick em bros

This thread is pretty bad, of course /mlb/ sucks now so it's not like it matters

I realized I was a boomer at 24 when I became older than 95% of the played on my towns A ball level team

Cleaned my hat bros.

Prob my favorite hat cause its my last one left that is made in America.

Gook trash is always a size smaller.

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*crack*
yep... they don’t make em like that anymore
*sips*
no sir... that gook trash is no good...
*burps*

Looks good bro

They didn't sign Yonder, they traded for him from Cleveland who signed him to replace Carlos Santana [who they traded Edward Encarnacion for to reacquire] because they didn't want to let Yandy Diaz play.

Fuck you stupid Chinese bugman. China sucks cock. And just so no other gooks reply to me.
The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, commonly known in mainland China as the June Fourth Incident (Chinese: 六四事件, liùsì shìjiàn), were student-led demonstrations in Beijing (the capital of the People's Republic of China) for the establishment of basic human and press rights and against the Communist-led Chinese government in mid-1989. More broadly, it refers to the popular national movement inspired by the Beijing protests during that period, sometimes called the '89 Democracy Movement (Chinese: 八九民运, bājiǔ mínyùn). The protests were forcibly suppressed after Chinese Premier Li Pengdeclared martial law. In what became known as the Tiananmen Square Massacre, troops with assault rifles and tanks fired at the demonstrators trying to block the military's advance towards Tiananmen Square. The number of civilian deaths was internally estimated by the Chinese government to be near or above 10,000.

Racism will be your downfall!

>being this racist

Im a brown le 56% face im allowed to be racist white boi.

Die bigot

Who else /here/?

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Imagine trying to hit this shit

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hope you catch gurriel's home run tonight bud

Ryu vs. the Story-less Rockies

Yikes! 30 games over .500 and counting.

*The sinker (pitch on the right) was probably going 94, I think that's Kluber's average fastball velocity. 94 vs 84, looks exactly the same until the last second.

Honest to god I don't understand how batters do it.

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Ello Janqui Fan

Compare and contrast Tebow and Recker. Positive and negative attributes of both.

you're lucky a spic didn't make it or it would be crooked and unfinished with a note stitched on it that says "eyy boss i'll finish this hat on monday homes"

>cusb

Is Recker a spic?

Cubs @ Reds

No we actually make our own clothes retard. All abuelas know how to sew.

Gary Sanchez is the best catcher in baseball

Why haven't you taken the minor league pill yet?
>better parking
>cheaper tickets
>comfy stadiums
>semi-pro skills=more chaos=more action

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My boy William is gonna change that.

When will they get it together?

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>Gary Sanchez is the best catcher in baseball
Is Recker also a spic like Sanchez.

Never.

twitter.com/mikefrancesa/status/1144718682343579650?s=21

Fuck Mickey

Hey Mike,

Jeff from the car. Do you think Mickey should have the team watch Miracle in the locker room before the games?

I’ll hang up and drive off the road

>le $330 million dollar high and outside man

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hahaha, i just finished reading that big shit taken on harper. i have no problem with him, but man was it not a good time to sign him to a 13 year contract

youtube.com/watch?v=lLWsCi6WkcY

>330 million estadosunidos dollarydoos for a fucking ceiling

Consensus on Ethan Small or Jake Mangum?

silly fangraphs, now Harper will know this and adjust and continue to 4 game sweep the mets

Ross Detwiler lol

Yeah the Sox are basically throwing the game

What happened to all the twins fans?

How would I know? I'm a Sox fan

The sodgers

What are they sodging?

>mest

Doyers @ Rookies

Big James McCann

McCann got robbed.

What CAN'T mcCAN do?!

mke fucken ruled

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James Shields lol

make the allstar game

How's Tatis looking this year Soxbros

ELOY

spoke too soon damn it

Ross Odrisamer Despaigne Detwiler

d*dgers took the crown

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Why is it so hard for this team to get pitching?

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>poodres

...thanks in no small part to baseball's once-again production leader

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Can you post top pitchers?

haven't figured out a solid way to stack 'em up, got any particular rate you want?

K/9 and WHIP

d*dgers take the knot

wtf is wrong with Realmuto isn't he supposed to be one of the best catchers in the league

here's your current top 10

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That's what happens when you spend time with a loser like Bryce

Thank you!

James Mcwho?

you’re a big shit you fat fuck

lol bajp is gonna fuck you up now

With what?

bants

i'm uncomfortable with how much i love scooter gennett

lol Mets, Lillies going right back to losing now that they're playing a real ball team like the Marlins

My Jays :)

Got nothing on my O's tee bee ach
13-0 now ;^)

>mest

kek scuba kek

Why is no one mentioning the failies?

Because nobody cares.

the fish just swept them at philly not even a week ago kek

I know you're here Jomboy

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>Lebron
>AD
>Kawhi
Dodgers win the WS! Yayyyy!

I've been following baseball in depth for years, watching documentaries, reading books on the sport and its history, etc. I had never heard of Pesapallo until that thread. then three days later Jomboy posts a Pesapallo breakdown. strange coincidence if he doesn't lurk here

Asshole

he's a stoolie, I expect some of them to be on Yea Forums by default

He still is one of the best catchers in the league.

I really feel bad for England fans getting ripped off. Sure they get to see us sweep the red sux but it's gonna be so one sided they'll ask for a refund

> some

where do you think they get their "material"?

>twins

WE BEST RECORD NOW. 28!

its going to be 88 degrees and the CF wall is 385ft. it's going to be a homerun derby. they'll get their show.

jomboy isn't associated with barstool. he has his own company, Jomboy Media

Yeah but the Yankees are gonna beat the red sux by double digits. Tanaka's gonna throw a perfect game

I gotta go, my boyfriend needs his cock cleaned

>red sux beta male detected

that's all well and good but he'd hardly be the first. roflo and svp have both been busted, i'm sure the real list is a mile long

>tfw Judge will never make you feel throat him

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rags win with a shutout!
>inb4 late

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>calling people betas
Yikes

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>they're so mad the yankees are in 1st
>they're so mad the yankees only lost 28 games in the season they won their 28th title

>le one good year man
>le attempt to troll boston and lose by 16 runs a day later man
>le swing at curveballs in the other batter's box man

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gotta try harder than that, jose.

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Not over yet with the White Sox...I've seen this all to often.

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>BE BROORS
>LOSE

>18 posts for a game thread about two teams no one cares about
>One (1) fucking IP
The absolute fucking state of this sport to take up room on Yea Forums with a person literally talking to himself. Please cease this faggotry immediately

Cringe

You realize the Yankees won that series right?

>28-4

enjoy getting swept in england

I had heard, I mean I was told, that the Mariners have the most loyal fans in baseball. They're always here!
Where did they all go?

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Why is it always red sux or stankees that think everyone cares about their teams? Worst fans in baseball with Mariners fans being a close runner up.

kek

GG Twins if any of you are here.

Houspie at it again

>be Houspie
>lose

We're trying to help you not waste your time and money on baseball this season. It's already over. Yankees have it in the bag. No one can beat us. New York is alpha as fuck

>Mariners fans
>fans
where did they go?

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BAJP literally has webms saved of our players because he's so obsessed with us

w-we're s-still here...

>be tloses
>doesn't twins

there's a thing called false flaggers. idk if you've heard of that new person

How many of your team's games do you watch? I figure I've seen about 75 of the Padres 80 games.

YES, THE BUCS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY, ALL THE WAY, ALL THE WAY

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GO WHITE SOX

GO WHITE SOX

GO

GO WHITE SOX

GO WHITE SOX

GO

GO

GO

G
GO

FOO

DIEOAN

>I've seen about 75 of the Padres 80 games
my condolences

yeah, I expected this L. 9 extra innings burnt out all of the players and wasted the bullpen, so they had to leave Berrios in. I actually didn't even expect it to be as close as it was.
Hopefully Sano can hit more like he did tonight from here on.

Surely the most loyal fans in sport must be around here somewhere.. I'll solve this mystery

birds desu
dads you gonna lose

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based BAJP owns ya

The only thing false is red sux fans

>sodgers

>DIEOAN
Is that Moncada's nickname?

hang all cubs false flaggers

this is ok

>British "culture"

cricket fans include a tonne of pakis, mind you
its rugby players who are pompous and literally put heads up others asses on the field

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I fucked that girl irl!!

What are they sodging?

>that flag
So you?

The who's designated hitter has a batting average of .026.

a way to the world series for the other team

Can you believe the chucklefuck GM went out of his way to acquire Erik Gonzalez to block this guy?

Whoa keep it cool boys keep it cool

put your trip back on fattie fat fat

free out

hi canada

BAJP is gone and never coming back

Well, at least we didn't completely blow a 4 run 9th inning lead today, that's a good thing to take away.... Right?
:(

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get em aj

You're still under .500 lmao
6th consecutive losing season anyone?

Thanks for reminding me, user.

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Can you imagine if the White Sox didn't have all these extremely crappy crusty old useless veterans clogging and bringing down the whole team?
>santana
>alonso
>herrera
>despaigne
>banuelos
>jay
>minaya
>osich
Good thing most of them are either already kicked out or on the way out.

Even the mst amd memeiners have had a more recent winning season lmao

beat their ass RBO

fuck their shit up rbo

which whos fans are worse the "woe is me depression suffering faggots" that have actually seen a WS win in their life or bajp?

>"white" sox "win"
>thread goes to shit
The South Side is essentially Africa.

the guy who made this post because you had to ask

if your team has won a ring in your lifetime you have no room to complain

Even the Marlins?

especially the marlins

They are the most trashy classless degenerate franchise of a baseball team...but I absolutely love them for the 2003 NLCS and it is pretty hilarious how their reckless FA signing actually resulted in 2 WS wins when so many other teams have failed at the same strategy.

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How was the sausage tonight?

calzones are tomorrow night

Ask your mom

new!!!

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Based Buccos