/copalib/ - /copalnb/ edition

Why woman in 80's 70's have so shit tiny bundas compared to 90's to now woman? Checkout chacretes, they idolatred by our fathers jerk of to them and they have mediocre bundas and flat tetas, exception Gretchen and Rita Cadillac.

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Different aestethics.

imagine how hairy their snatches are

Serious question, how many horny a average guys in country get with pics like these?

They said this shit TV show make huge success in arab country in their YouTube channel. And its be obvious reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=RlzEUjq20w0

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Framing

wut

what did he mean by this?

how long have you been lurking for

go bay my cum

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Fuck cariocas

>tfw negrita gf
Its a good feel bros

copa america
more like sopa america

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Small asses and big tits was the fad back then, now its the reverse.

You have to understand that when Casseta e Planeta became a TV thing, Maria Paula was considered a revolution on women aesthetics.

>tfw no payasita gf ;-;
youtu.be/JrY6puVChYk

big boom

Good morning /copalib/
And fuck profissional de marketing

They used to shitpost this girl on /tg/

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more hormones in food since the 90's
specially chicken
also
cuándo empieza el fútbol? jesus

RESPEITA

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EU SOU PROFISSIONAL DE MAR-QUIN-TIM

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>90s: tall bundas
>00s: Wide bundas
>10s: round bundas
What's next?

Flat bundas and penises

A quantos anos será que o velho desse vídeo já morreu?

So, I brought up Ruggeri and Menotti shit talking each other. Now, Alejandro Fantino is throwing in his opinion on the argument. Fantino being a TV and radio personality here.

youtube.com/watch?v=C6IpekACpk8
I just know him as an assblasted bostero, so I don't know that much about his history...but wew, the comments are ripping him apart. I'll translate some.

>and with the stupid shit you say, you can't even maintain a conversation, eat a sandwich and calm down
> La diferencia es que son dos campeones del mundo, y vos un opinologo del momento, 4 de copas, lameculo de angelici
>The difference is that they are two world cup champions, and you are an opinionist of the moment, angelici's (president of boca juniors) asslicker
>Fantino...shut your ass up!!! You remember Show del Futbol? The shit you put out to set up arguments and making them fight on the table? Shit stirrer and 4th tier host!
>Fantino with envy because he's not involved in those programs. Now 4 cats listen to you and with some luck, they'll care
>He's the typical opinionist that wants to be a postmodernist, throwing communication, technology and sciences into a blender, into the conversation of football. They reject history, but don't understand that the analysis of history is what entails future progressive projects of the future. But oh well, it's Fantino, more occupied with eating up some kid from youth teams than cultivating the brain and thinking before emitting a sound.
>The longest intro in history...you're at minute 5 and say "I understood, old man. Get to the point." It starts at 10:00

So, I brought up Ruggeri and Menotti shit talking each other. Now, Alejandro Fantino is throwing in his opinion on the argument. Fantino being a TV and radio personality here.

youtube.com/watch?v=C6IpekACpk8
I just know him as an assblasted bostero, so I don't know that much about his history...but wew, the comments are ripping him apart. I'll translate some.

>and with the stupid shit you say, you can't even maintain a conversation, eat a sandwich and calm down
>The difference is that they are two world cup champions, and you are an opinionist of the moment, angelici's (president of boca juniors) asslicker
>Fantino...shut your ass up!!! You remember Show del Futbol? The shit you put out to set up arguments and making them fight on the table? Shit stirrer and 4th tier host!
>Fantino with envy because he's not involved in those programs. Now 4 cats listen to you and with some luck, they'll care
>He's the typical opinionist that wants to be a postmodernist, throwing communication, technology and sciences into a blender, into the conversation of football. They reject history, but don't understand that the analysis of history is what entails future progressive projects of the future. But oh well, it's Fantino, more occupied with eating up some kid from youth teams than cultivating the brain and thinking before emitting a sound.
>The longest intro in history...you're at minute 5 and say "I understood, old man. Get to the point." It starts at 10:00

P L A T E N S E

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people used to have good taste
now all you see is disgusting women with horse legs and ass

>can't handle real women
>can only handle twigs

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>real women
>50% plastic

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muh

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Who /coulrophilia/ here

Tis gon die, aint it

if memezuela wins, yes.

For me it's bumping copalib

el bumpo señores

Thursday's match gonna be either lit or a borefest. What are the odds?

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now thats some cp posting i can get behind

*vascoing

obligated bump

>>>

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Queria beber um pouco de sêmen rapaziada

If my cat dies from this shit I'm changing his name to neymar

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Made this in shop for you, lads.

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but where is varsinso

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i love bundas but this one seems fake

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based and saved

there are a lot of hueanons that seem (by the way they type) very new here
i'm afraid someone started shilling Yea Forums on some fucking normie fb page

Just ignore, let them fight and enjoy

el varsinso estas muerto

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*panflute starts playing*

ri pvar

it was me

It's fun to watch valenciano seethe whenever colombia loses.

tambien miras fox?
kek, como son de falsos antes del partido bla bla bla, y ahora, el unico coherente han sido cordoba.

>watching fox sports colombia

Win > Fox Sports Colombia?

just because calvo velez

win is shit, I prefer the journalist of fox, the only who save of win is this

Please watch river's friendly

youtube.com/watch?v=ze82hB_xtGM wew

2l8

De la cruyff

can't wait to get /copalib/ going again, urugayANOS are so cringe in copa america threads, every serious nation know this tournament is worthless

don't forget chilenos

Una vela poster is based

I want Brazil to win so Neymar doesn't get a medal

He already has an Olympic gold medal, Mohammed.

*gunshots*

> 2nd division
> trophy
wew

At Arena Corinthians (aka. Lulão) yesterday...

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Chilenos are worse. But unironically hope they win so Yea Forums implodes.

Based. Fuck Corinthians and fuck Lula.a

is that blood?

> writing down your team's name on a toilet
lmao

Reminder
mobile.twitter.com/realfilipemm/status/1057467082248458240

Perro sono

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Based

BASED

For me, it's MANCAA VERDE

hehe

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At a churrascaria ama

tee-hee

do they have espetinho de coracao? if so, how much for it?

Do argentinians and uruguayans call churrascarias "asaderias"?

I'm doimg the rodizio bit. 41 brbux for all ypu can eat coração, picanha, costela, sopa de agnolini, rodízio de massas, saladas, polenta, etc

Idk la

I'm eating tropeiro right now.

>sopa de agnolini
What the fuck?

It's like capeletti de frango but smaller and you eat it with shredded cheese

Reminder buffets at churrascarias are a scam.

#vempronação
What did Flamerda mean by this?

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what about comida a quilo

the bart
the

>41 reais for all the meat you can eat
That's pretty cheap actually, but I bet the beverages are expensive

Comida a quilo is not a scam because you know what you're into. You are not seduced to eat cheap carbs and meme sushi when the proper good meat cuts are being served. You get what you pay for.

That's lipstick

I'M GOING TO PLAY WITH MY DOGS NOW YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

parrilladas

pobrecitos, ¿pero que te han hecho?

very gay if you ask me

They fucking came to me and put their bellies up so I could cuddle them so I'm going to cuddle and tickle them until they are happy.

The way to make the most out of churrascarias is to always be eating something but also eating slowly. If you stop eating you're going to feel full and won't want to eat anymore

Is it true that there are no buffet livre in São Paulo because it's not profitable due to all the nordestino trash there?

But that's because our body takes much more time to process protein. Pacing yourself is gold.

Also drink normal water. Sodas and carbonated water take up too much stomach space and juices are for women and faggots

How do we defeat Argentina?

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But it's the paulistas who are fat, nordestinos are too busy eating 2 pastéis por 1 real.

I don't think so, there are plenty of buffet in nordeste

paulistas are fat because they don't do anything all year
Nordestinos eat 2 huge ass plates but they don't grow fat because their metabolism is supercharged and they burn all calories carrying sacks of cement up and down on their heads all day

So, are we in agreement that Nordestinos are based and Paulistas are lazy ass subhuman fucks?

nordestinos outside of nordeste are a based and industrious people whose only fault is their pig disgusting accent and the fact that most of them are hella ugly
nordestinos in nordeste are lazy shits living on the dole
paulistas are subhumans who flood based cities like Santos every summer with their pasty flabs and turn that city into a shithole

t.gaucho knower

Nigger, you can't just mention your perros and not post pics of them

top comfy

do I play New Vegas, EU4 or MWO lads?

Urugay vs Peru is about to start tho

nobody wants to watch a bunch of indios running around and doing nothing for 90 minutes

Just a weird nap dream where uruguay was beating peru 4-0 but all their players were old players like lujambio, cauteruccio, adinolfi, etc but then a bomb goes off in the stands and all the faceless peru players starts catching fire but then i was in the pitch and lujambio was laughing but he was a cartoon

Isn't that what these threads are about?

Have sex

I do

>lujambio
oh man I envy your dream

Paranaense will be playing against Cerro to comemorate the 20 years of their stadium. here's a stream if anyone wants it
youtube.com/watch?v=zfXvj3tK_RA

Finally some of relevant football, thanks m8.

These are them actively trying to eat my hand

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Obviously fake bunda implants or/and filled calcinha to make fake bunsa.

You should really go outside

Gayucho kuh sono italiano faggotery, ita just cheap ravioli with cornstach filling that you see in any grocery store with knnor chicken cube broth because taste sames sold like MUH MAMA NONNA HOMEMADE LOVELY HOMEMADE WITH BONES CALDO WITH MUH HANDMADE CAPELETTES, also muh galetto is just regular chicken, muh polenta just premade polenta, muh colonial chesse and salami is just average both muh colonial wine is just shit wine that you buy for 10 reais bootle but paying 30 or more, it just all real scam.

t: knower of gayucho faggotery garbages

Lots of place here in Rio, specially close to favelas or shit bairros with refill soda like burger king just retire it because nigglet favelados used to fill 2 litters boottles there hauehauehauehauehauehaeu

Heard you faggots like dogs

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nice, very cute dogs i like them

Which sudaca teams have perros as mascots?
I only remember BTFOgo, Bindependiente and Aflético (Fura Cão)

>TV Grobo buys exclusive rights of copa america no one can streaming it beside their cable/satellite tv channel in BRASIL copa America
>shows Luciano jew Huck reprise shitshow besides a quarter final of copa in our clay in plene saturday evening
Why they are so retards?

t: punheteiro que se excita com qualquer truque de bunda que esaas vadias usam pra atrair atenções

Não é tão difícil perceber uma calcinha enchimento.

Have sex

even the dogs are fat wew

Atlanta Jews had theirs embalmed

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>losing with motherfucking >cerro

>aggressively butthurt about people having a culture
>shit english
>favelado carioca
checks out

>muh culture
>literary seelling mass industrial stuff like muh artesenal feito com amor overpriced stuff
Vai engolir uns cacetinhos e sua diarreira verde mamando o canudinho de indio quentÊ, gayucho de bosta.

>plasthetico lost to >cerro
did they field a u20 team or something?

07
copa america tourists are so cute :D

Petition to rename /copalib/ to /varsinso/ forever and talk all things South America.

Also, I'm missed you shit called "artesenal" chocolate worse than garoto and lacta in quality sold like high quality premium kopenhagen or swiss chocolate prices from Gaymado that just a big tourist trap place.

Gayúcho é tudo otário mesmo, o clássico complexo de achar que a propria merda é mais cheirosa que a do outro mesmo awndo uma diarréia.

We're so champions right now.

MAURO CEZAR PEREIRA WITH THE TRUTHBOMBS
GOD I LOVE ESPN BRASIL

I like chocolate Garoto.

Yes its not bad, and see caixinhas de bomboms amarelas from in brazilliqn freeshops in high prices to gringos buys, unlike crap overpriced gayucho chocolate brands.

Why would anyone buy gaúcho chocolate? I bet their cacau is shit.

nem sou gaucho mas carioca favelado de merda não tem moral pra falar dos outros

>carioca talking about tourist traps
Isn't the entirety of RJ a tourist trap?

Retards in trip in tourist trap town of Gramado. To you know they charge about 200 reais to you spend some time in fake snowy place, and you spend it more only to do sky lessions.

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>going to gramado when you can go LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE IN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY
>going to gramado when you can go to Buenos Aires

Maybe, but at least mostly gringos really enjoy here (if them not get me mugged rsrsrs). In other hand Serra Gaucha is just place that pathetically try to emulate Europe and only the most affected brazillians viralatas enjoy it.

If you want frio, cinza, neve is better go to Bariloche.

>favelado de merda
Você acha que favelado conhece e tem propriedade pra falar verdades sobre um lugar nem que seja por memes? Falou o não sou favelado mas usa botijão de gás e chuveiro elétrico que no máximo já foi ao bairro nobre da propria cidade.

kkkk o negro carioca ta puto

Stop fighting

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Quintessential perrocaca

>people making copalib less comfy
>chuveiro elétrico is now a problem because half a dozen americans memed it
You guys make me appreciate we have brave janitors who work for free.

Cashate puto
*sucker punches him*

>chuveiro elétrico is now a problem
wut

copa america tourists, they'll fuck off to whatever chan they crawled from soon.

Não é isso, é porque qualquer lugar decente tem gás encanado. Precisar de chuveiro elétrico e de uma porra de um bujão que pode explodir dentro de casa é o simples reflexo da vida no terceiro mundo.

My former house had central heating and the current one we opted out of it because it's not as practical as the electric showers. In fact, with all the meme showers they make now, the electric shower is superior than the heater water when it comes to adjusting the temperature of the water. Plus, when your boiler breaks down it's expensive and takes a while to change it, when you can just change resistences within literally five minutes on an electric shower.
You retards fall for /int/ memes too much.

these things?

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Jorge Jesus Flamengo x Madureira training match used to be unironically better than Uruguay x Peru.

foxsports.com.br/videos/1560742979849-melhores-momentos-de-flamengo-3-x-1-madureira-em-jogo-de-preparacao

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Cerro x Sinthetico-PR was better than Uruguay x Peru and I didn't even watch the Cerro game.

Yes

What about them? are they a meme now?

>now
Where were you in 2016?

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This one for the brazilian squid

>[FutFem] Joaquina Rodríguez fue preseleccionada por el entrenador Carlos Borrello para la selección @Argentina Sub 20. Es la representante de #Platense en la recta final hacia el Sudamericano 2020.

¡Felicidades, Joaqui!

#SomosPlatense

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Not here apparently

Jirafona insipida

we need to take care of this copa america tourists menace
this thread was quite uncomfy and this is not the norm here at all

It's not like there's much to talk about anyway. Unless you want to start talking about other sports like basket, rugby, etc.

It's not new but you see it a lot now from americans in reaction to loseweightposting

god, just IMAGINE her with the squid costume, hnnnnnggg

>IMAGINE her with the squid costume
inside or next to her? hot either way

I like just to keep comfyposting and ignore the tourists

Just woke up from a good weekend nap and the match is over, why was it so early?

This is what I'll do desu
All this cariocaposting made me feel like I had to take a shower

God I love Platense so much

She looks like she sits on nigger cock on a daily basis

>tfw no qt blonde argie gf

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@ tinder
>me: so you lived in spain huh, nice, which city?
>her: hahahaha
>her: madrid
>me: and you think of ever coming back?
>her: hahahaha
>her: i don't know
*deletes match*

you're not asking the most thought provoking questions either, user

She's a qt for a footballer.
I wonder what our babies would look like considering the fact I'm a Ferroviário supporter.

>coming back
why tf are you chatting bitches in spain

speaking of tinder, some days ago I made a girl go outside to her balcony to hear me scream from mine, which I obviously didn't
people are crazy

youtube.com/watch?v=GclGu_HLRQ0
this is the only conversation acceptable for this

I used to do that back in the chatroom era of the internet in the early 2000s. It worked once and I felt like the world was the most amazing place ever.

Her bio was her instagram, a mention that she was Pateticana and
>i lived in spain for a while

I'm mad because of the hahahahas, fucking retard whore, I could pick from anywhere after that.

if she's in brazil and you're in brazil you should`ve said "going back"

>whoa, you are literally talking on the internet in three languages and you let a word slip, you should totally kill yourself
(You)

I didn't say that, I'm just trying to help my fellow ESLs achieve proficiency in English :)

please cross out /soc/, argie

and whatever board dedicated to electric showers as well

I knew player-manager was a thing, but player-club is a first

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wtf i didn't know Yea Forums flipped even horizontal pics

/g/ maybe?

>he doesn't delete exiv data

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top kek

i don't, because that's the first time i'm knowing about exif data kek

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>quatrochan
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

You realise it's fucked up to laugh at ESPN's intern for fucking up the team name but you yourself can't take a picture that's not upside down, right?

t. estagiário
never had a horizontal phone picture turn upside down here before lad

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>quatro
asi se llama una gaseosa

what's wrong about it lads
never seen it mentioned before

AAUHSIUAHEIUHAIUSHAIUEHIAUHSIUAHE
Holy shit Colombia, I'd buy you a bitch and a beer

even better, there was an artificial orange juice called carioca.

Oh god, the color of this shit

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el bumpo

> I knew player-manager was a thing, but player-club is a first
What about that time in libertadores when a manager was playing against a club he owned? I cant remember the specific teams, just that Bolivia and venezuela were involved.

You now remember América x Necaxa on Liga MX finals.

Another scam to tipicaly brazilian tourist, boludos porteños can confirm this is the most basado y rojopillado brand.

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At this point I buy the ones Cacau Show sell because I don't have any nearer to me.

Fuck off, copalib always place to our shitposting our sudaca stuff.

AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TIC PEI TIC POU
CHARLIE BROWN

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those are for rich people, we the poor buy guaymallen

I dont

vasco

>being sweet depedent mih chocolotra meme
Based fucked children/woman taste, you need DRINK alone some molho de pimenta, criança.

> watching the news
> scandal about teachers abusing children
> someone graffitied "A LOS CHICOS NO SE TOCAN"
> mfw

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Where my Ferroviário niggas at?
The second round of Série C started this weekend, and Ferroviário has the chance to soar high in the first place of their group by facing Beautiful Bootleg Botafogo at home. Reminder we won all of our 4 home matches so far. We have a new coach, so who knows what's he's up to.
Match starts in 10 bongs and 30 bings, and will have extra canchaposting from inside and outside based PV and snack rating.

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Why do you have a new coach if you are fighting for the first place?

Fatass got a better deal from São Caetano and fucked off to where he can start anew and feel less pressured, since they aren't on any division.
Despite doing well at Série C and bringing the team to championship status, he wasn't particularly well-liked by the fans, at least that's the impression I got.

What a jerk. Anyway good luck ferroviario

Shit happens. Thanks a lot, argiebro!

Reminder we won all of our 4 home matches so far.

To all the games I have been to this year, we never lost a game, even in Natal - RN. Guess who is going today baby!

Nice! Don't forget to contribute with canchaposting and other info from the stands.

>you can't like two things at once
Have sex.

Was it a male or female teacher?

Learn english

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Female afaik

Bumperino

Look at who I met during Pró-Bolso protest in Copacabana

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>top shelf:
Beach Soccer competitions
>middle shelf:
Futsal competitions
>bottom shelf
"""Wahmen""" Soccer competitions

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Was it /ss/?

/ll/

Alajuelense - Millovnarios in 30 bings

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hoy juega penadoy

For me, it's 31 minutos.

>age difference, lolicon, yuri
Ah, the patrician tag combination.

this story gets better by the minute

BASED JUAN DAVID

What was the copa doing at a pro-bolso event?

I honestly thought it peaked at the graffiti desu

It was the event that happened where the Copa was being exposed.

Anyways, let's start with some entranceposting.

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And now some canchaposting. 1 bong and 10 bings until the start, no not many people just yet.

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kyoot trannie

Early canchaposting.
Ferroviário x Fake Putfire.

I went to the crush house on my way here and asked her to join me. She made some excuse to not come today.

I think I'm in love lads, I usually would say fuck her but not this time. I will take this 40 bings to think about getting her to like me.

Sorry for the emotional post.

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late STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM
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> Excursionistas vs. Villa San Carlos - Final del reducido por el ascenso a la B Metro (vuelta)
youtube.com/watch?v=UeovZ3e3i6c

Heading towards BENNULTIES

this is the last match of all argie divisions

blessed thread

> 90'+3
> stops at 90:29
ref is into BENNULDIS

Mini tutuba spotted

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rawr

X____ EXCURSIONISTAS
X____ VILLA SAN CARLOS

comfy

XO___ EXCURSIONISTAS
XO___ VILLA SAN CARLOS

XOO__ EXCURSIONISTAS
XOO__ VILLA SAN CARLOS

Esta haciendo frio por alla, ¿no?

XOOO_ EXCURSIONISTAS
XOOO_ VILLA SAN CARLOS

9°

XOOOX EXCURSIONISTAS
XOOOO VILLA SAN CARLOS

lol

peak performance

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Godspeed ferrobro

just show up 2 the match mate

fuck, we seriously need our murderball back

I miss chimpouts

Everything is going wrong

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it's gonna to rain, do you have a umbrella?

It mad

> taking an umbrella to the stadium
Are you going to work afterwards?

Welp, It ended 0x0.
At least I got myself a dindin. Tasty!

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Are they still adding new chapitas? That's not going to age as well as libertadores taça did.

R A T E
A
T
E

Is that a chup-chup?

9/10
Could be bigger, but It was delicious. Cajá berry is a wonderdul fruit.

>og white and blue havaianas
I see you are a man of taste

What is the point of two left fullback if they don't do shit.
Next game we should field Carius, Caxito, Nael and Leo Jaime all together

can you get in to the popular with an umbrella in colombia? I once had to take my belt off and hide it under a tree to get into la cancha de platense

sonhei que daqui 50 anos o futebol é disputado com os jogadores pilotando gundams

Only in small stadiums in a irrelevant match, for example La Equidad - Bucaramanga.

anyone else watching the memematch between quemar and independent?

One day user, one day...

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where

ROCKET LEAGUE

>2019
>there's still ppl in /copalib/ who don't know about rojadirecta/pirlotv/livetv.sx/etc
first half just ended, inteligencia is losing 1-2
here you've got some vtv stream
>streamuruguay5.blogspot.com/2017/04/vtv-uruguay.html

Uruguay was ass at the Copa America, tier list

Josema tier
>Gimenez
Top tier
>Bentancur, Muslera
High tier
>Valverde, Nandez, De Arrascaeta, Cavani
Mid tier
>Giovanni, Caceres, Suarez, Torreira, Godin
Low tier
>Lodeiro, Vecino, Laxalt, Stuani
Bottom tier
>J.Rodriguez, Coates, Pereiro
lol no minutes tier
>Silva, Campaña, Saracchi, Maxi Gomez

>muslera
>top tier
what did he mean by this?

>Low tier
>>Lodeiro
lel

yikes

>muslera top tier
>lodeiro low tier
I'm not a fan of this meme tqhwys

smol gundam or big fulbo?

the big ass ones

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Where are the argentinian football memes?

but were the goals bigger as well?

yeah everything was upscaled

They play on thursday

No, it becomes a precision game. A true gentleman's sports

Tuesday*
Yes, but the ball stays the same.

Savage.

are we still allowed to post autismo here or these are copa america only threads?

/copalib/ priority of subjects

1. Copa Libertadores
2. Platense
3. Canchaposting
4. Copa Sulamiranda
5. Autismo

None of these are happening now so yeah, post autismo.

twitter.com/chuchumcgoo/status/1122353494919458816

HOMERO ESTA CANSADOOOO
ES ASI
LA VIDA DEL HOBRERI ES ASII

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obrigado

Venezuela "play before dusk" league ended today, finally closing the first half of the season. This is the recap
- the new league systems in Chile and Ecuador means we are not getting any team so far.
- against Conmebol's wishes, Tigre qualified for Libertadores group stage. The Sudamericana spot was passed from finalists Boca (already in Libertadores) to semifinalists Atl. Tucuman. Since Atl Tucuman were already qualified for Sudamericana, therefore, "their" spot was taken by Lanus.
- Huracan and San Lorenzo sanctions were put on hold, therefore, Talleres (and technically Aldosivi and Godoy Cruz) will to wait for Libertadores+Sudamericana outcome in order to know if they can sneak into copas.
- I'm not really sure if I got Peñarol's qualification right, but you can't really blame me for that.

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I am not going to post a naked woman
but search in google images a picture of Demi Moore's super hairy vagina
men older than 50 go crazy for something like that

Tucuman fans are comegatos?

probably but not necessarily, you are thinking of rosarinos

Rosarinos = comegatos
Santiagueños = rapists
Tucumanos = Thiefs
Cordobeses = drunktards
Mendozinos = chileans
Porteños = Fags
The rest = irrelevant

Newtypes allowed?

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thanks for the explanation.

Saracchi should have played instead of forcing Caceres to go lb

>san lorenzo bought back the boedo ground
is this the end for sin barrio memes?

is that ninja

this happened like three years ago tho right?

nope, but it's going to be like bosteros/gallinas, fans are just going to own it

> tfw river fan but "bought" a m2 for sanmemenzo
i couldnt help it and im not sorry

RIP San Lorenzo basket (and possibly rugby), we hardly knew ya

> Hasta ahora, lo que está confirmado es el nombre que llevará el estadio: Papa Francisco. Un reconocimiento al hincha Jorge Bergoglio, que en su juventud iba al Gasómetro, del que tiene de recuerdo una pedazo de madera de un tablón.
Cringe or based?

>Estadio Papa Francisco
>no Estadio Aragorn, hijo de Arathorn.

>6 hours night bus trip
>random baby crying for 4 hours

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Been there lad, fucking awful. Hope you don't have to do something early in the morning

Are argiebros confident about tomorrow?

After what's been happening in this copa, there's more confidence now, but not on the team though.

i always carry these with me

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Noone with a working brain has any confidence. Im just hoping we pnly lose 2-0 because i rate scaloni as a manager

> tfw 3°c

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where are your headphones?

perro frio

>constancia de cuil

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espn.com.ar/futbol/argentina/nota/_/id/5790445/benedetto-está-cerca-de-emigrar-de-boca
ar.marca.com/claro/futbol/boca-junior/2019/07/01/5d1a30da46163f771c8b4573.html
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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I have headphones, why not just blast music?

had to turn up the volume too much to the point it wasn't any more comfy than the kid crying

>Platense - Tigre
>Chacarita - Atlanta
>Chicago - All Boys

Friendly reminder that this is going to be the next Nacional B.

I'm the only one who believes in the meme win

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Is that Ninja? Did he win in Fortunite again?

> Estudiantes de Mierda
Haha

I'm going to watch the next Nacional B.

(jannies deleting this, grim!)
I can do better.

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>sem club footy essa semana
>sem formula 1 esse fim de semana
que que eu vou ficar fazendo?

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>ele assiste formula 1
>em 2019
Suicídio é uma boa.

vai se fuder arrombado, a corrida de ontem foi top

*vroooooom*
Puto
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Me conta mais sobre como foi espetacular esperar sair o papel do Verstappen ou como a corrida foi cheia de ultrapassagens mesmo com todo mundo terminando na posição de largada.

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Friendly reminder that el clásico de Tigre es San Miguel

>Meanwhile at >Cerro

Are you ready for some IMPACTRUENOS at the New Pot lads?

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All combinations with those teams are good stuff satan

Waiting for a legit answer

They're broken as fuck, it's going to be Independiente 2.0

what the.....

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>greBBBio

Tô não-ironicamente jogando fifa pra preencher esse vácuo

PokemonGO is still a thing? Was it ever a thing in sudaca countries? Figured the risk of being robbed while playing this on the streets would be too high.

It is. Just because the fad phase is gone doesn't mean it ceased to exist completely.
See also: Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade, Neymar, São Paulo FC fans.

>América beat Cruzeiro
>São José beat Grêmio
Damn

what are macacobros expectances for tomorrow's match
do you guys see brasil beating argentina, or the other way around?
figured the only patrician response would be from none other than /copalib/

>Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade, Neymar, São Paulo FC
3 of these are famously gay, what a (((coincidence)))

Dont give a fuck t b h
Hope brazil gets knocked out
Bring back real footy

based

My thoughts exactly. Except real footy never went away here.
t. Ferroviário nigga.

São Paulo, Neymar and...?

I thought yugioh was relatively popular in brasil. When i was there for the wc i saw a lot of people with yugioh cards while trocando wc figuritas in shoppings, some even playing.

YGO
Basedblade is based

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It is among the usual demographics, just not at the feverish levels when the original anime aired on Globo on weekday mornings.

That's what i meant by relatively. It was really popular here too back then, but they are nowhere to be seen now. I recall it becoming popular again when dragon ball cards became a thing, but both died fairly quickly.

tigre is shit
i spit on tigre

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I for one spit on all teams from all sports with feline related names

I see. Yeah, it's the kind of thing that the usual geeks like, together with Magic the Gathering.
Speaking of fads, I've always been interested in knowing what is popular in sudaca countries in terms of foreign series and games.

My only expectance is playing against a team that will not park the bus for the first time in this copa

Does anyone know a good mobile footy game? I downloaded s*ccer stars but I didn't like it

Dream League Soccer and New Star Soccer

you might be in for a surprise

To be honest? I just want club football back. I don't expect nothing from the Hue NT during this Neymar era.

/copalib/ is a cat thread

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Nuh uh, perro thread.

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Fuck Pokémon GO, who /Pokémon Masters/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=QXuT7ZsrqRA

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how far are we on the list of board topics discussed here

Cross /vp/

Is there no match tonight?
what I am suppose to do then

'Member when Pokémon was all the rage in the late 90's and very early 00's?

there's juventude vs luverdense for série C on DAZN

More like poke MONGO

Seek intimate female companionship, seek sunlight, hit the weights, take a shower, get a clue.

you honestly can't call /copalib/ a cat thread at all

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if it's anything like the nintendo games it will be based
unless it's mainly post-gen 3 bullshit pokemón

partying and having sex

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>mfw someone say /copalib/ is a gato thread

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>omero with a platense shirt
most based thing i've seen all day

When I last made a thread I added the /platense/ tag because I don't know when will Platense play in Libertadores and they are the only thing I want to discuss here.

are you the user trying to be a sócio remoto?

I wouldn't say "trying" but if the true Platense user found a way I could do it, I'd do it for the laughs.

Splatoon girl with a platense kit when?

Have you tried emailing Platense? I would but I don't speak boludo

I won't do it now because I have some other things to solve but I'll do it soon.

Also I think you could probably do it through their website and just send a photo of your CNH or RG instead of argentino id

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>d
Oh, they changed the page? Let me check it.

Ah nevermind, it's the paypertic page.

>watch ESPN
>they are in front of the memeiest hotel in BH
>you think it looks familiar but you live far from it
>then you remember you fucked a thot there

>tfw whenever you open google maps on your phone, all the icons you see are from motels you been to

Would the normalfags please vacate the premises

The normalfags are trying to associate to Platense. You should be helping.

Come on guys, let's not turn this thread into an incel x "normie" bitchfest like every other thread on Yea Forums.

Indeed. Let's make this a Tigre x Platense thread.

we need to make more captcha memes

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redpill me on bottom left

youtube.com/watch?v=J5yNrk0ubu8

beber na segunda à noite é tudo de bom bicho

Platense user here (tho there's someone else who also go to hte la canhca but I'm the canchaposting one). thank you very much for your support. I stopped posting /platense/ because there was some hate towards >us and I want to keep /copalib/ a comfy place. Still, I will come back with more canchaposting once the tournament begin
btw Tissera is our last signing, I beliebe he's a foward from Newells, that was on loan to Independiente de Mendoza

>Esse é o Palmeiras, verde e amarelo
>Fui
Must be nice to be a drug addict.

Melhor que isso é beber segunda de manhã antes de ir trabalhar
E continuar bebendo o dia inteiro

>beber antes de ir trabalhar
>not having coke for breakfast

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>doing narcotics

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did someone say beber antes de ir trabalhar?
youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

for me, it's mirar los simpsons fumando una vela

For normies? Anything netflix

Thank god anime died after the 90s

>didnt take a shower yesterday because it was too cold
>it's even colder tonight

NO NO NO NO MY MASTER PLAN

getting there

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what happened to your electric shower

Based cochino

>Brasil
>cold
if only you knew...

you should get more into the topics before crossing them out

Post your mainmons cowards

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my lo-carb monster energy froze lads

i'm "currently" playing pokémon moon and this guy wrecks anyone that isn't a strong water-type

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Watch ah my goddess

i think he evolved into a incineroar already desu
can't really remember

don't wanna sound like le genwunner but why would anyone ever play anything past gen 4

110v shower resistances are SHIT

dog it's precisely because of this "heh brazil doesn't get cold temperatures :^)" bit that whenever it gets lower than 10C everything goes to shit and people scramble to get their "cold weather clothes" that they've bought at least two decades ago.
Houses aren't built with insulation in mind because of that so the houses are also cold as shit

i'm pokemon moon user but i dislike anything past gen 3
only started playing out of curiosity, but i still want to complete it one day

>110v shower
Nigger? I live in a 110 state as well and every shower in my region is 220, what the fuck are you doing?

this is a very old house

is this /g/?

yes, it is

not until someone chimes in with one of those smart showers you could install gentoo in

i used to live in a house where the parts of the windows that you use to close had small gaps
during winter that shit is hell, cold wind enters the house + the walls are quite thin
i live in sc so at least our showers are good

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>showers
more like /pol/ LOL

user that was a prison

>parts of the windows that you use to close had small gaps
I know the feel, it was awful in hot summers as well because bugs kept crawling in through the gaps

i guess that explains the old guy forcing us to clean the house and mow the lawn
>bugs kept crawling in through the gaps
especially beetles for some reason

What are you watching on the telly right now?

Choose my next cig

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smoke a dick tb H

no, nobody answer my questions here

WWTBAM kids

Vou fumar o cacete do teu pai

>Carlton
>Menthol
Seems to me like he already does

Juanes concert

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sportscenter
una vela

its /diy/, there was a hue thread for a while

>Este producto causa cancer
>pare de fumar
are you retarded or what?

El sultan while listen the Banjo Tooie ost

for me, it's Cerro

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cursed pic

is he still in jail for killing that guy?

>jail
mental asylum

based hues

>t. offended bostero

>Pity Álvarez is an argentine rock musician, a member of the rock bands Viejas Locas and Intoxicados
>Viejas Locas anteriormente Chuck fue una banda de rock argentina que surgió durante la década de 1990
>anteriormente Chuck

based

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vasco

who /matecocido/ with /tortasfritas/ here?

Mornin frens. Today is the Day this thread dies

Morning lad
It will soon reach the vasco limit

>go to bed at midnight
>fall asleep (maybe?) at 4am
>wake up(?) at 7am
Suicide looking better by the minute

Same, but I woke up before 6
At least I could nap until 18h yesterday

Kill yourself then.

Good morning, /copalib/
youtube.com/watch?v=n6NoHWmlScA
>Binter

mycujoo.tv/video/mongolia-football-federation?id=58815
>Mongolian 2nd league
I could unironically be a #10 in both those teams

imagine actually sleeping

Sleeping is meme time wasted

I've been binge reading Kaiji since yesterday morning with no sleep, zero regretos

...

QUE

> my cu

Vasco

Vasco

Vasco

Vasc󠛡o

VARsco

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>Asco

>Basco

Are we going to reach the vasco limit this way?

Let's get this thread done with, I already have a new OP on the oven.

Vasco

vasco
>inb4 the new thread is /vasco/

Nope, it's /platense/.

flamerda

>filtro branco
>mentolado
Eu sugiro um belo charuto de carne na sua boca, bicha do caralho