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This is what I hate; retards like you that sit on your fat ass all day browsing the cataIogue waiting to respond first. I never get yous no matter how hard I try so getting the first post is important. It's the same thing on every board. Assholes like you that make a moronic first post that aren't worthy of responses. What if I have something informative to say but can't, because of your selfishness? Imagine actually getting off by taking that opportunity away from somebody. Enjoy your "FPBP" responses, because that's all you have in life. Fuck you. Seriously.

leafs

Real eastern hours

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do cardio

why didnt anybody link this thread in the old thread?

shit thread but shall

go knights

Why didn't anyone post Waluigi at the end of the previous thread?

Is Tarasenko based? I'm thinking yes

based

For me, it's Wings

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>making a thread and not linking it
Shall I say it, based?

I have been watching sitcoms from the 60s while I go to sleep. I just finished My Living Doll and moved on to this. Any other recommendations? I don’t really “watch” them, honestly, but the background noise is nice and comfy.

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gona put lotion on my penus

blaze that shit up nigga

The Niggar Family

cool it with casual racism

Agreed, I prefer my racism institutionalized.

>zoomers don’t know chapelle skits

>reddit: The “comedian”

*glasses /hoc/*

ebin downvote

*360 backflip spins to avoid*
*glasses new zealand right back*

heh nice try

>mfw nuckies

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>poo peeland
what did they mean by this?

kings desu

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/our year/

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Honestly the show didn't age well. There's only like one good skit per episodes, the rest duds. The ones everybody remembers are great though.

Is it our year?

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who dat

Eating Nerds lads
Left is watermelon right is Wild Cherry

Okay...............this.................is based

>nucks about to sign myers to 7x7
>luongo cap recapture for the next 3 years
how does one team keep getting so btfo?

Give me one (1) good reason to validate the continued existence of the Hongcouver Cantpucks

shannon

nucks aren't signing myers to 7x7 mostly because the cap recapture prevents them from doing so

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Shannon can chug cock

kip kip

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still believing those same >reporters who claimed barrie was destined to be a canuck by now, or that edler was only signing for 4+ years with a full NMC?

Also it’s a terrible contract for such a player. Too much and for too long.

Also who the fuck is gonna offer sheet marner?

gross

Big fan of this thread all of a sudden.

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it was never happening anyway, myers is meeting multiple teams

there wont even be a single offersheet. talking heads were just making up some shit to get their daily """article""" out.

nobody, offer sheets are a ploy for clicks by the media

for me, it's io shirai

2011 Champion Vancouver Canucks

what's the point of making the offer sheet compensation 4 1st rounders if it's literally never going to happen

Domestic Abuse rates rise by 48% when a Canadian team is eliminated from the playoffs.

It's time to stop.

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>4 KB

Poutine is for fags and trannys

>Domestic Abuse rates rise by 48% when a Canadian team is eliminated from the playoffs.
Wait, really? Source?

true

*RKOs poopeeland

Shut up K*****s

youtube.com/watch?v=68eNX-u2nzg

cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

French "people" are both of those, in fact.

Huomenta lads. Had planned on waking up at around 10-ish, but all this light woke the dogs at half past seven. Feels bad man, i guess ill take a nap during the day

huomenta

Huomenta, Finland.

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Redpill me on finnish morning dogs

huomenta

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Sverige where is my löfgrens?

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for me its Yotsuba B

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if you don't use tomorrow, get the fuck out of /hoc/ and never come back, or else you'll have to deal with me mate (and you won't like that i promise)

I dont know about other peoples dogs, but mine look like this. I might have posted them once before idk.


Hokeykarlssonterriblecontract

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>still 3 days until free agency

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Still 56 days until Taylor Swift's new album

I don't want to lose him

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>And now, your starting lineup for the Arizona Coyotes!
>At center, number 8...

?

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#

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EWW

I'm thinking this is based

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>pavfellski had dinner with tampa execs for the second day in a row
based desu
from one choking team to another.

She lived in Nashville, she can't help it.

I want to cum inside taytay

>Offensive cornerstone is 2 defensive liabilities blasting clappers from the blueline
>Might let the elite net front tipper walk
If they let him walk, they deserve fucking everything that goes wrong

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he's the best tipper in the league right?

I would say, but I'm heavily biased

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Was Chelios the last great Greek player?
Can AA surpass him?

Kadri

should add erik karlsson to that too
you're back home already bud?

Stamkos

twitter.com/OddsShark/status/1144284418783289346
>Odds to sign Artemi Panarin: Panthers -115 Rangers +215 Avalanche +600 Islanders +750 Blackhawks +2000 Blue Jackets +2000 Odds via Bovada

athanasiou will win a lee before stamkos

grease you little weirdo

I think you have me confused with somone else

bought a wicked track suit today. I don't even run. karlsson netminder

who's >your team?

Are you Slavic by any chance?

It's alright to tell me what you think about me. I won't try to argue or hold it against you.

train's rollin through town blowing it's horn loudly lads

I think ur a faaaaaaaaag

no but I drink like one

That was a Blink 182 quote. I wasn't asking you your opinion.

>blink one-eighty-reddit
are you the faggot that shills the offspring too?

too bad gay boy

thrashers

reddit is just a codeword for comfy

Yeah, they got me on the payroll.

I'm sorry you lack culture.

>blink 182
>offspring
>culture
grow the FUCK up mate
i mean, it's fine to like some dated music, but broaden your horizons. you've probably listened to these same two bands since you were in middle school in 1999.

>grow the FUCK up mate
Make me.

I only like to listen to gregorian chants

i used to have a couple gregorian chant lps

Burns is gonna be with Simek next year, my hot take is that he wins another Norris because Vlasic/Karl will do the heavy defensive lifting.

I had some eight-track cartridges back in the day

evens drive thru
odds pizza

evens meat lovers
odds hawaiian

i bet you do love meat you fucking faggot

I gotta feed the pythons, its bicep day tomorrow

I love it when you call me señorita

im not going to do that Pekke

it's not even like blink 182 is the best of the era either
jimmy eat world, saves the day, AFI, LIT, sunny day real estate, the ataris, all better than blink 182.

with the exception of lit, absolutely mate

youtube.com/watch?v=kOgj6gb0ZLU
if you dislike LIT but like everything else on that give this a listen

watch basedball

i used to listen to a lot of Fat Wreck bands, i never gave these guys much of a shot. i'll check it out.

Did they name that after the Green Day song?

I'm off to the gym

hard pass and fuck off

that band formed like a decade and a half before that song
low quality bait and high amounts of retardation
more proof canada is the inferior nation

go get em tiger

It was an honest question.

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some of the trade proposals on hfboards are preposterous

HFboards is retarded

cringe

Imagine paying Panarin 12m

me on the left

theres no way thats happening

Pulju and a 7th for Nylander straight up. Who says no?

>Where Boomer and Zoomer collide

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youtube.com/watch?v=iF9A79jssdo

JUST HEARD THIS SONG IN A FILM ABOUT 3 LESBIANS. ITS BEAUTIFUL

Morricone is a genius

youtube.com/watch?v=i3Q8h-fDfEI

he really is.

rph

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but I like the knights

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that wasn't great

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old news, post the updated one

yeah it sucks as a movie but the song was what stood out.

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

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>vegass
>rusty peons
>golden showers
I really, unironically, hope that you retards can come up with a good mean nickname for >us someday.

>$0
NOOOO
GARY DO SOMETHING

What are you talking about? All of those are pretty good.

>Rusty Peons
>Not good
based retard.

Seattle Golden Jesters

hyvää yötä ystävät

nuku hyvin rakas

saskatoon silver sword surfers

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Xheattle Dickgirls

wow really?

How are the shorks going to deal with 5 more years of the black rape man?

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six more years i think

trade him to calgary

I want to have sex again lads.

>again
don't be greedy

Show me your genitals

ok virgin

Stop projecting on to me retard. Get laid.

>n-no you

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

i dream of jeanie lad

>tfw fell asleep watching TV around 10:30pm and woke back up at 2:15am

not based and redpilled at all 2bh

nyt ne nukkuu

huomenta

*sprays you with pommac*
*breaks the ankles of two of your defenders at once*
*snipes it top titties*
*blows lakupiippu smoke on your goaltender who is on the verge of tears*
heh... nothing personnel, grabben

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BASED and pommacpilled

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huo

men

-ra, pikkupirihuora

all fucking ____ must fucking _____

incels, have sex

have,
sex

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party buljus in the house tonight

huomenta

My ideal hockey experience:
>I purchase Vancouver Canuck tickets on the glass
>I arrive at the house at 4
>I am greeted at the door by kippers' father
>we discuss business together, focusing on common interests in which I am successful
>I firmly establish that I am a man he would like his daughter to marry
>after shaking his hand and vowing to bring her home safely, she descends the staircase
>such a lovely petite ASS
>on the drive to the rogers center, I foreshadow the night ahead by playing this in my automobile
youtu.be/AP7utU8Efow

At the game:
>I display my vigor and stamina by pounding the glass for the entire 60 minutes
> not stopping during intermissions
>I gently dab her tears when the canucks invariably lose in embarrassing fashion
>hmm hopefully they'll be good in 2021 (lol)

Post game pleasure:
>to ease her pain I present my girtht Irish shlong, complete with THICK orange bush
>for the next three hours of intense sex I play this song on repeat
youtu.be/kwNBCG-EcC8
>her desperate pleas for more are granted
>the air smells of egg roll infused with ass

Then, I am become ghost

grease has lost it lads

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

Huometa

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

I'm typing offer sheet for Brayden Point. What should I offer ?

huo'menta

perkele

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

huomenta

I am a finnophobe and hate finnish """"""culture""""""

Say 'huomemta' again. Say 'huomenta' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say huomenta one more Goddamn time!

youtube.com/watch?v=Nv3n34NIsy0

Normally, both your asses would be (you)'d as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna hurt you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this (you), it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this (you) to hand it over to your dumb ass.

grease, how's the summer camp?

me too

You know whats great ? Finland.

lsd trippii vittu sit mä vedin siihe viel ketamiiniöverit päälle sniffasin tommost hevosennukutuslääkettä tiiätsä ketamiinii sniffasin saatana sitä överit vittu k-hole nii äijän vittu kaveri katto tällee et mikä on tänään meininki kysyy mult tällee nii leuka taipuu maahan asti jätkä on tällee nii leuka menee maahan vittu mä tsiigaan vouuu leuka veny maahan ei täs mitää sun leuka veny just äsken tonne lattiaan vittu tajuutsä ihan vitun kilareis sit mä rupesin selittää frendille et mä oon ihan vitun psykoosis äijän leuka veny tohon lattiaan vittu aloin nauraa osotin frendii sormel ähähää äijän leuka venyy lattiaan ihan vitun sairait juttui oikeesti ketamiiniöverit kaveri oli vetäny jollai pipeteil tiiätsä lsd-lappui mun kielen alle sit se toi mulle jotai kemiallisii sienii tiiätsä sniffasin vittu sieraimee kemialliset sienet sit se sen pipetin kans tunki mun vittu saatanan kielen alle jotai lsd-lappuja ja sitte täs on tälläsii hyvii tiedätsä tässä on tällästä ketamiinii nii vittu vedin ketamiiniöverit veti hirveet pulverit siihe ketamiinii sellast hevostennukutus lääkettä saatana katokku hevosennukutuslääkettä sniffasin vittu ketamiinii sieraimee nii vittu äijän leuka levis lattiaa vouuu yhtäkkii leuka menee lattiaan ei täs mitää sä oot ihan hyvä frendi vaik sun leuka on lattias ymmärrätsä sit yrität siin pitää jotain pokkaa et ootsä ihan hyvä jätkä vaik sun leuka äsken turpos tonne lattiaan sit oli pakko hyppää pää edel frendin sohvaa otin hirveet juoksuaskelet hyppäsin pää edellä sinne sen saatanan patjalle dyykkaan ku joku saatanan uimasukeltaja hyppäsin pää edellä patjalle jättäkää mut rauhaan mä oon ihan vitun kujalla vittu hyppäsin pää edellä sinne sen vitun sohvalle jättäkää mut rauhaan mä oon ihan vitun kujalla vittu

Huutista vittu

might hit up a museum today lads

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What are you doing on Yea Forums dougie?

Today I learned that haistakaa vittu

who tf

faggots

Are you a fan Lätkäjätkä-Ville song?

Then you should watch this Finnish gay movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=V0E9zPRt96w

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Tampa Gay Fleshlightning :DDD

>62
>standings
>rags south

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where were you when the teds swept the winningest team on record?

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>being a square-head Ontarian who jerks off to pictures of the Queen

Yikes.

Billy Constantinou

The Habs will gladly take Marchessault off your hands in exchange of a 3rd round pick.

feel like the montreal market would really embrace marshy instead of throwing him under the bus the moment someone bigger comes along

I left /hoc/ and Yea Forums 5 years ago and it hasn't changed or gotten better
I miss 2010-2012 so dearly.

you cant go back lad

why don't you leave again ya simp pusy

guys, I'm thinking about ice

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why you've never seen a rink in your pitiful existence

actually, i'm going to have onion rings today

This board is recycling basically everything from then and incorporating whatever current events occur into that same concoction.

I noticed I only came here out of habit, a very hard realization.

>i miss armenia
>i miss grease
>i miss half the posts being kippers
ño

we're too poor to afford ice
but i have thought about ice so much there's a perfect ice rink with perfect hockey games happening in my mind

You're fulfilling the same exotic country niche, and Kippers is still relevant in hoc- nothing really changed.

No because I only post about the times I'm pondering about ice and onion rings because you guys forbid me to ever watch and talk about hockey.

What's your favourite team?

youtube.com/watch?v=XqlGo2OvQhI

All ice is the sa...

I don't have a favorite team because I have no ties to any team nor I have ever been to a NHL game. I hate the >rags though.

>@hocofficial
>”BREAKING, dog and bean man have been resigned to a 10 year $100m deal”
Basee

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coffee, everybody

just had mine

This is the most emotionally moving song I've ever heard.
youtube.com/watch?v=E3oDVDyOrAQ

Took an enormous philip broberg lads, the stench was real bad

i hate you so much

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Did they...?

what is she whispering to him

>"the tune of 30 goals..."

Ted is alive holy fuck

Reminder that the Rangers are the least Canadian team

G O O D C A N A D I A N K I D S

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GO RANGERS!

Damn what a dead sport

Hokki

your mom is a dead sport mate

love summer

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Summer is crazy

Fuck niggers

just about to wake up

just about to jerk off

/huomenta/

reminder: people had to actually die to motivate the shit-stained serfs to get to the finals. If vegass wants to win, they'll have to sacrifice more than 58.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. Voicing your opinion is no longer an option. Peaceful protests lead to innocent civilians being suppressed, hospitalized, or killed. What better place then here, what better time then now? Viva la revolution, people. Defend yourselves, or else your government will, "Do it for you."

Had a dream the shorks had won the cup. I was fairly certain within the dream that the shorks had never won the cup, so I tried to get on /hoc/ to check, but /hoc/ didn't exist. I'm pretty sure it was my first nightmare in more than a decade. It hasn't been a good huomenta.

that’s a yikes for me la

One of my goals in life is to saddle a bull, mount it, and drive around impaling everyone I don't like with a fourteen foot spear in my right hand, and flying a flag with a massive middle finger in the left while this song plays in the background.

this song?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZcBNxuKZyN4

for me, it's puck-watching from the bench and letting the people coming off ice open the gate themselves

For some reason whenever I hear this song start up, I fantasize about jumping on a 50 cal mounted in the back of a shitty Toyota truck, racking the charging handle, and cruising off through the desert towards some enemy-held village.

>shorks

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Had a delicious cuppa joe this morning so now Im headed to the ol' porcelain throne to take my morning Tavares, lads

are you Robyn Regehr?

She looks about as tight as a rubber band.

I think ppl level up lyrics to things that are associative to them. I mean, alot of ppl r ignorant in our own ways. Don't say you're not, bc u r. Pretty sure that's what's going. But I mean, I could be wrong..... Also, you can't start a revolution when you can't even make a yt comment w/ out arguing w- strangers. Behind a keyboard . I haven't been actively involved in political science or anything but I don't really kiss ass either. I do mean well. And I don't need validation or grades from others to know that sometimes it's just not all there... I mean, that one dude? I think he's fascinate- they like conspiracy theories, basically. They.... I needed to know if anyone here, could confirm. No? Didn't think so.

I mean, otherwise let me know when you build a time machine to alter things. Or have that much $ & influence to stop things. Or , or, or.... Just when u thought u understood the bigger pic, there was another one going on. Way more huge. You can't change what you can't grasp. & I don't just mean mentally. " It just is what it is." I wish ppl would stop trying... Or try harder. Like genuinely

hey what are your thoughts on this stud
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

No wonder they suck so much cock.

>32 million for 3 players
absolutely hilarious

28 million on 3 players won 3 cups in chiraq

actual basketball tier shit lmao

if this was the nba it would be 32 million on one player ya brainlet

*sips*

Aahhhhh...

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Umm actually no sweaty, the hawks won those cups before Kane and Toews got their new deals.

2.5, one was short season

how are you sitting on the wall like that? are you spiderman?

kane signed in 2014
so yeah sweety you are full of shit

Nice one.

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based

Ummmm actually sweaty maybe he signed then but he didn't make 10.5 mill against the cap until 15-16.

the picture was in europe idoit, their gravity goes sideways just like in australia where its upside down

and? the laffers havent spent a dime over 13 mil

Busthews and overrated shit are over 13 mill, darpinder

>spent
is verb tense a difficult concept for a chug like yourself?

Guys why are the Sharks so laughable?

argh you retards cant you post pictures like a civilized person

>darpinder

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Oh did this season coming up get cancelled?

t. jamal

nope, but it also hasnt started yet
guess you do struggle with concept of time

>32 million on 3 players
>dont even sniff the second round

I can help any user become a pro scout for any NHL team of their choice. All I need is your credit card number, the 3 digits on the back, and the expiration month and year and I will tell you all my secrets of mastering the skill and increasing your hockey IQ by 200 points.

>lose in game 7
>not even sniffing the second round

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Well that's the season I am talking about, try to keep up.
>32 million for 3 players

What kind of beer is that fren?

My hockey iq is already the highest humanly possible m8

keep up with what, your delusions?

I think it's some kind of steel beer

keep up with the conversation, we are talking about the season coming up where the laffs have 32 million tied up between 3 players.
>LAFFING

show me where this 32 million is being spent chief wahoo
cause it doesnt exist anywhere but your imagination

>start day drinking and thinking about high quality >rags posting
>girl at work grandpa dies and I have to cover her shift
Why

Mitch the twink will make more than 9.3 per
this brings the total to over 32 million. Are you saying the
>laffs
wont sign him?

>another night
>another nightmare that wakes me up traumatized
I just want it to end.

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>will
ah so you admit you are expressing nothing but delusion

I'm gonna say the N word

are these lyrics from an emo song from the 2000s?
What went so wrong in your life

no dad and anime probably

no you aren't

So you believe he wont?

im not making any conclusions, who knows what will happen

you certainly have zero fucking clue despite shooting your mouth off like an idiot

Nocupssince93

That was a yes or no question, Kerpal. Your seethe is unnecessary. Yes or no.

Neenno Neeederideher

Krappo Kucko

Koopa Kaka

Post nudes pls

THIRTY
TWO
MILLION

NO
SERIES
WINS

Just being real is the actual beauty and to be happy with what u have

Jagg Jews

I never thought somebody will come out with this kind of concept..full marks to the team..

Just woke up lads. Huomenta!
is it
>our season?????
yeat

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...

juolevi is a bust

The message it’s killing me I’m drowning in the positive vibes

youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Big trades coming tonight

Oh I’m sorry does this thread interrupt your 115414 threads about messhit?

worked

JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS...
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING,
YOU ALL ARE BREATHTAKING...

>no milk

Cringe

uh oh

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For the ppl who find this, have a great year!!!
A subscriber would make my day!!

>another night
>another dream
>but always you

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>your seethe is unnecessary
>yet he feels the need to insult me with every post
its not a yes or no question and im not in a position to make the decision so you can parade around like a faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=RHCAT9yd_ZA

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based

imagine making up numbers off the top of your head like a crazy person just to mock a rival franchise

Nogales, Arizona

i think nogales sucks

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gay sex is the manliest sex because there's no women involved

Yeah, but it's also the gayest.

>are these lyrics from an emo song from the 2000s?
No, I just have nightmares basically every single night and I'm sick of it.

>NHL hasn't had an offer sheet signed since Ryan O'Reilly in 2013
Who has the balls to offer sheet Marner and fuck with the Laffs?

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yeah you got me there

>see new Shannon
>want to watch it
>so early that the video quality won't go over 360p and the board is basically unreadable
ree

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wheres finland?

I've got him right here.
He says "huomenta."

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here me

jacking off in his room

still?

again.

The meaning of the scene at 2:36 is so deep... people look at you and smile and you think that finally someone sees you, recognises you and is ready to accept you for who you are but all that they see is a way to enhance their well being and happiness and you end up heart broken when you realize there was nothing about sincerity in that relationship

jackin off before or after taking a shower?

based

the 70s were a magical time

I am not a fan of Taylor Swift's music (I mean its not bad at all but I am into other kind of music) but everytime that she releases a video i'll check them out cause there is no doubt to me they are always awesome, this in particular is so simple yet so brillant. That editing, the choreography, etc. She is talented and always looks to give the best to her fans, like this great vídeo.

Very deep message. When you are a star, you are chased and people rudely intervene in your life but they don't actually care who you are and what you feel, they don't notice you, they don't see you. So sad, but great, really great, love it

before dummy

Subtitle Indonesia please
Thank you

I really like her legs

youtube.com/watch?v=rhdPNf2hN5g
what an autist

Huomenta perkele pitsalla

I totally get this all the time. People are always trying to talk to me on the street about my awesome /hoc/ posts.

Goatmoon

test

Imagine paying hiro for this shit.

Did cocaine

how's everyone's summer going

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i eat ass

twitter.com/CapFriendly/status/1144647462080135168?s=19
>leafs have no cap to sign marner basically

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>Note: Horton is eligible to be placed on LTIR to exceed the upper limit by up to $5.3M
Shitpost status: very fake and gay

Pretty awful

stfu randy

You mistyped the captcha...

Tom Brady plays for the New England Patriots.

Who?

twitter.com/LeafsPR/status/1144644434421850118
>Kapanen has signed a three-year extension ($3.2 million average annual value) while Johnsson has signed a four-year extension that carries an average annual value of $3.4 million. #LeafsForever

It's official

Try again.

How my lads doing? You good?

>LeafsForever

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What a nightmare

yea man

Good on them for getting signed but surely Dubass wouldn't sign those contracts before having a plan to keep Marner... Right?

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oh for sure, he's gonna sign marner to a 2 year bridge contract with an 8mn AAV

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=jiZ-hpXzFq0

Oh sorry, I forgot. Here's the Offspring video you requested.
youtube.com/watch?v=xrBAYD4kmPo

Are we dabbing on the Leafs again?
youtube.com/watch?v=S2H6U1J4Qd0

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For signing two 20 goal scorers to reasonable contracts? I don’t think so

SSM8

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Cope

youtube.com/watch?v=0Jo73WL3lgY

..or wait. Was it this one? I can't remember anymore.
youtube.com/watch?v=-0RhquzlWto

>Laffs have 6.9 million left in cap space
So is Marner taking a team friendly deal or what

that post says they have 12mil in cap space
guess you're just """pretending""" to be retarded

Here's a good one.
youtube.com/watch?v=WXTTfgu5prY

retard

>capfriendly.com/teams/mapleleafs
fistfuck yourself you stupid canuck

I can't remember if I posted this one yet.
youtube.com/watch?v=Vxudx5Nbxks

>doubling down on his retardedness
Very based and cringe

>he doesnt understand how ltir works
never should have given you faggots franchises

I think this song was in the original crazy taxi
youtube.com/watch?v=e2rjbVlUKkE

hope you losers are looking forward to another first round exit

bawston is over the hill m80
the bloos broke them

Cope and have sex

This is song about joining the military.
youtube.com/watch?v=9F3zLOWmTcQ

conspiracy of one was such an ass album

SSM8

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>implying i'm a broons fan
disgusting

REFS SAVE >US

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I prefer Ignition personally.

where the fuck did i imply that you fucking retard

ya boiling

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patrician taste
dirty magic is criminally underrated

based LIDF poster

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for me, it's a big mac meal with a large coke, a quarter pounder with cheese, 10 chicken mcnuggets with sweet and sour sauce, and an apple pie

drinking brad's tears?
KEK

What a fucking fatass.

That was actually my favourite song growing up.

got to try harder leaf

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bet you say the say thing about that first line
LMAO

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it's actually not a lot especially when you have bulging hockey muscles like me

The only part of your body that's bulging is your throat when another man fucks it.

we pulled a leafs that game. you of all people should understand

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>laffs

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advanced cope

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For me, it’s the Offspring: Greatest Hits album

Please Alexander Steen, come back to Sweden!

Athanasiou is ethnically of Greek and Guyanese (Indo-Guyanese) descent
In 2017, Athanasiou adopted a vegan diet

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rip u
Also when are you officially going to announce that florida is your eastern team?
eliteprospects.com/player/154962/rodrigo-abols

I bet he is doing coke off that titty as we speak.

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For me, it's reading the comments on the Amazed video and laughing at the adults that still relate to the lyrics.

seethe

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I’m sick of boston toronto tbqh. Give me buffalo boston

For me it's teds 4 elvis

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It's friday, you know what that means.

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>Boston
>making the playoffs next season

Diamonds are forever

Why does YouTube keep showing me ads to improve my grammar? Is Google trying to tell me something?

cocaine only lasts a night

>Is Google trying to tell me something?
Is Google trying to tell I something*

grammar is for fags
t. actual linguist

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Because it knows you aren’t white and speak English as a second language

More like 5 minutes

grrammer*

That must be it.

grämmār

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Nope, he has a new insta thot now

reminder

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Pathetic, embarrassing argument.

Thanks, you just reminded me that I need to order more meds.

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nice quads, druggo

Downgrade imo.

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AHO SIGNED WHEN?????????

is there a bigger fag on hoc than latvia?

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from what?

she looks like shes 40

32 MILLION
3 PLAYERS
0 SERIES WINS

Just say you're already drunk. Can't make you work when drunk.

Happy canada day, lads

today is my parents 50th anniversary lads

this song kicks ass

I don't know. They're dreams. They just happen.

Get them a cake or something

they're on vacation in alaska

ice cream cake then

What episode was this

good idea

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Baked Alaska

thanks ameribro. I'm looking forward to getting wasted and watching fireworks

happy upcoming 4th of July

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Truth be told, Kap only has one true love

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damn it, guess ill be nice to leafs today

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it's not Canada Day until July 1st, but most of us celebrate all weekend

>rags will not go after panarin
So isles cats and avalanche?

gel pens are making a comeback

The moment you realize that Joe Sakic is unironically a better GM than Steve Yzerman.

Michael J Fox vibrating from parkinsons disease gets me every time

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the 4th is in the middle of the week again so the party starts this weekend, all of next week, and into the following weekend for most people here.

based, we /2002/ now

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you guys know how to party, I respect that

twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1144675255589462016
>Hearing some Burakovsky with Colorado. We’ll see

do you have ptsd

for me, its Colter Wall

they used to do like 3 or 4 different fireworks shows throughout the week of the 4th on the lake in Michigan i grew up on. Shit would get absolutely rowdy; Lakes filled with hundreds, sometimes thousands of shitcanned people on boats. Ive seen so many people lose their hands to M80s

Rough childhood, I guess, but nothing really like what soldiers or cops go through.

based and Saskatchewanpilled

>you now remember Stu Grimson

if you can afford CBT id do it, it worked for me, also try listening to stuff at night, podcasts, music, radio....

there is another version with more animation

I got the next thread lads

dude weed is a miracle cure!!

cognitive behavioral therapy
stupid mongol fuck

huh?

why would you pay for someone to help you think a different way? just do that yourself and save the money so you can spend it on some dudeweed

I think you're thinking of LSD.

wheres the thread loser? its late

maybe this is why your suicide rate is so high, you inbred slant

>lose their hands to M80s
that's fucked man. I guess drinking and fireworks don't always mix so well

next thread coming right up lads

>no new thread yet

cringe

im totally making a thread right now

NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW

starting to think we’ve been had

No its coming I swear

I mean it's not like we NEED a new thread.

real new

>/cric/
>syphilis ad at the bottom
Accurate

nu