BRASIL x PARAGUAY GAMETHREAD #3

THE SELEÇÃO CRASHING OUT OF THEIR OWN COPA AMERICA EDICIÓN

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benis

Anime=Garbage

Anime

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*sigh*

tomorrow is the day bros

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too soon junior

1st for NO SURVIVORS

yo de argentina, retardo

no anime

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Brazil is an anime country

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Dubs confirm

Woke up at 3 am and couldn't sleep anymore.

This must mean something!

>Next year the Euros and Copa America will be happening simultaneously

will you watch both?

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claimed
who is this

Based alien

Let's hope for the best bro

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who's that qt I need to fap my dick is so hard i need to pretend she's my gf

FUCK BRAZILIANS, SEND YOUR ENERGY TO URUGUAY

>Have sex
Fucking how? Do I just walk up to a girl and ask her? What if she calls the cops? Also how do I prepare if she says yes? Just seems like too much work to consider.

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Just got here and good lord how is that stadium so empty.

The host is playing and it’s the knockout round for fucks sake

bobby big teeth

ofc

That can't be a yellow...

doubt it
wonder how Yea Forums will react tho

That you've lost control of your life?

It means you have sleep deprivation

Devil

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Anal idol

Firmino will make a hat trick btw

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Business idea:
Replace
>Everton
>Gabriel Jesus
>Coutinho
>Arthur
with, respectively
>Gabigol
>Deyverson
>Felipe Anderson
>Jean Mota

We are going to win this!

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I'll watch all Euro games and Copa America from quarter-finals to final

tengo el pene de 16 cm

>mfw brazil is going take it to another penal drama

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Oy vey

VARBALL INCOMING

VARBALL INCOMING

VARBALL INCOMING

VARBALL INCOMING

VARBALL INCOMING

VARBALL INCOMING

ParaguayANOS already flopping...

>tanlines

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Brazilians are based, why would they watch this shit team???
It's an offense to the great teams they had!!

My father still talks about the 1982 team!!

What the fuck was that

everton is the only one i would keep

course lad

based

Se o Adriano não ficasse full just já teriamos o hexa a anos...

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dont post anime please

Is it really happening again, brazilibros?

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No

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cotiño

where is pele?

Does it go straight to pens after 90 mins? And does this happen in the final as well?!

The 1982 team was a bunch of jobbers
Zico is the biggest faker in BR soccer

>no willian

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With her veiny arms she'd tear my foreskin with a handjob.

Can I move to best guay to settle down? I have a degree, i just want to experience the best guay dream and live in a farm in el chaco, grow crops and stuff for a living, marry a german mestiza, cheat her with more qts from best guay and maybe impregnate more women, and only go to big cities like Asuncion for supplies... I only want a simple life bois, and perhaps paraguay can offer me that life style. Am I allowed in best guay?

everton to liverpool soon

Did you buy a Obeso seat?

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>the Brazil manager screaming orders at the players in Macaco
My sides

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Only in quarters

In the quarter-finals, extra time is not played, and the match is decided by a penalty shoot-out.[21]
In the semi-finals, third place play-off and final, extra time is played, where a fourth substitute will be allowed for each team. If still tied after extra time, the match is decided by a penalty shoot-out.[21]

metan a Marcelo

>tfw my dad is a pleb :/

>Brasil takes the L
>TiTe is removed
>Based Renato Gaúcho becomes the NT manager
>Grêmio now has an excuse to not win anything in the next 3 years
Best Timeline

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...

FIRMINO YOU FUCKING RETARD
AHHHHHHHHH

>this fucking attack
remove them all immediately

Since you asked nicely okay

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SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

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>FIRMINO

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>gabriel jesus

Trips for best guay champion

TAXI

I hope so, this team needs to crash with no survivors

more like
ojete tavares

I will put 50 euros on Brazil to win in the 90 minutes.
It's not the right time though!!! I will cash in big, I'm feeling it.
Odd is at 1.44 now

The whole team?

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>shopped skin

yifes

that's a man

TAXISTA!!

NO ERA PENAL
DIJO EL VAR SINSON

WITH NO SURVIVORS

NO ERA

ERA BENAL

PENAL
PENAL
PENAL
PENAL

NO ERA

look at that perfect haircut tho

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>needing this penalty kick

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VAR SINSO INCOMING

NO ERA

1. Get fit
2. Read some PUA book
3. Visit clubs / use Tinder
Thats it.

ERA

BENULTY

NO ERA

NO ERA

fuck christianity

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NO ERA

AFUERA

lmao the timing

NOOOO

EL VARSINSO

NO ERA

I hope they score and win so we don't choke another final

...

>imagine waiting until the player is inside the box to tackle him

i swear some people are plain stupid

ERA PENAL

¡¿ERA?!

gatito take my energy

needs Bolívia
A WC in Bolivia would be based

ERA

>4 country host WC
Cringe

BENULDIE

BRAZIUUUUUU

Tobar ctm

ERA

FOUL WAS OFFSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOO I haven't made my bet yet!!!!!!!

VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL - VARBALL

era

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No Era, out the area

FK it was outside

No era

AAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJ EL VARSINSOOOOO

NO ERA HIJOS DE PUTA
FUE AFUERA
HIJOS DE PUTA

I'm from the future, no goal.

¡ATAJÓ!

NO ERA. fuck huezil

VAR SINSO

VAR sinso save us please

NO ERA

VAR SINSON

HOLD ME TIGHT FELLAS

Outside the box. VAR to bring the justice.

O VAR SINSOM

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FUE AFUERA

OH NONONONONONO

EL VAR SIN SON NI TON

QTINHO
T
I
N
H
O

NO ERA

SI ERA DIJO EL VAR SINSO

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Bobby saving us once again with that incredible smile

EL VARSINSO

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fuck, i'm scared

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Si, ERA.

VAR SINSON PLS

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VAR

S
I
N
S
O

HOSTVAR HOSTVAR HOSTVAR

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AHHHHHH NOT AGAIN

Var will save us all bros!!!
It was slighty off the area

ya fucking weeb kek

2 minutes for this shit fuck off just look

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WE /VAR/ NAO

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Based retard

VAR SINSO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

Rigged

OH NO NO NO

VAR SINSON SAVE US

>2. Read some PUA book

cmon yerry u can do better

VAR'd

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LEL

onions pobre no tengo television en mi casa estoy mirando el partido por la ventana de mi vecino

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO ERA DIJO EL VAR SINSO

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>blocks your path

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...

Ohh shit

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HAVE A LOOK AT IT REF FFS

>she will never comfort you after a heartbreaking loss

odds and era

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oh no

OHNO NO NO

kek
maybe I should have been watching Copa America all along!!!!

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AHahahahahahahaha
NO ERA DIJO EL VAR SINSO

AHAAHHA

ayyyy lmao VAREd

VAR'D

>Roberto Tovar
>Roberto ToVAR
>ToVAR
>VAR
Lads

jajajaj

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ENTER EL VAR SINSON

REDU CARDU

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>stand around for two minutes waiting for var
>then decide to finally go watch the play

BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR

TRES

get fucked weeb

NO ERA OENAL Y NO ERA ROJA

ERA ROJA DIJO EL VAR SINSO

NOT A PENALTY KICK
BUT A RED CARD

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>paraGAY
OH NO NO NO NO NO

VALEU BALBUENA, PRA SEMPRE TIMÃO

LIBRE Y ROJA

based

BASED

BAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

F based balbuena

LMAO

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I fucking hate var

based

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LOL

Just sharing what worked for me

>no penal
>take this red card instead
kek

KEK

FUCK VAR

AY CARAMBA DIJO EL VAR SINSO

THIS IS RIDICULES
AHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA

NO HIT NO CONCEDE GOL AND GIVE A RED CARD

FUCK CONMEBOL

Refball

EL
VAR
SINSO

>tfw conmebol bribes FIFA to make the four countries win the cup

ERA ROJA DIJO EL VAR SINSON

QUE GOLAZO

wait what the fuck

oh no no no no no el var sinson

DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR DEATH TO VAR

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>no penal
>red card
I dont know how to feel about this VAR

>var sinson killing both teams

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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que

GREEEEEEEEEEEEMIO
GREEEEEEEEEREEEEEEMIO
GREEEERRRRRRRRRRRMIOO

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BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR BASED VAR

HEADS GONE

Gamarra would be ashamed

>chilean refereeing

OH SHIT

NO ERA
LMAO
BASED VARSINSO

VAR SIMSON

>not Serbia, Croatia amd Bosnia
Its shit.

The fix is iiiiin bois

ib4 brazil still scores

>red
OOF

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>No penal
>”safe”
>”no fuck you”
>RED

KEK

K E K

VAR SINSO CRASHING THIS GAME WITH NO SURVIVORS

ATENÇÃO ATENÇÃO OOOO SEI LA

>Red card
Come on

Ahora sí que estacionan el bus los paraguayos, SIN SOBREVIVIENTES

Lol fuck Huefalona

BASED ARROWPOSTING POWER

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What a shitshow

VAI TOMAR NO CU PENAL
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AQUI E VAR PORRA

Oh ok thats fine

GATITOOO

Based var

KEK

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

i don't understand why isn't coutinho shooting the free kicks

soooo is this...... the power OF........ the G R EAT........................ CONMEBOL HUH....

not bad,,,,,,,,

What the fuck was that guy doing on the ground

Tobar more like To VAR

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lmao get owned

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VARSED AND REFPILLED

yikes

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Fuck you

Look at that fucking head

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It's not the var, it's the crap of the referees and the fucking conmebol.

Stick your cup in your ass.

>people are complaining that VAR shits too much on one time
>let's shit on both instead

*aqui é ROJA porra

Is Valdés/Valdez the most common paraguayan surname?

AJAJAJAJAJA

Kill yourself

everybody knows coutinho is shit

look at this lamo

VARED

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sure.

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God, Coutinho is so bad

Did he receive a red card because stopped a clear goal chance from Firmino?

i think this guy robbed me the past week

Mane (Mulato)

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What do you do if you're the Paraguay manager now?

Park the bus for half an hour and hope to win on penalties?

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cheeky valdez header in the 86th min

Ayyy

>stops for 5 minutes
>gets nothing from the play
based var sinso

Era roja?

>coutinho
>finds some space
>dribbles into a crowd of paraguayans

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>CUTINHO

What the actual fuck? This is some WWC tier refereeing.

Fuck off.

WE SHITSHOW NOW LADS

sopa de var sinson

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>J
>E
>S
>U
>S

imagine the smell

Cardozo

stream pls

why is being a BR so much suffering
they told me we were the GOAT

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the Neymar special

What the fuck was that? Lmaooooo

>staring at EL GOBLINO's dick

You mean like they've been doing the whole match?

>must give penalty to Brazil
>bar sinson says no era
>must help them somehow
>red card!
Fuck thus rigged shit, go Paraguay

obviously!

I thought VAR was made to stop shit refs like this one from doing whatever the fuck they wanted

NO ERA

Yes. 5-4-0 for sure.

90+4' Almirón

1 player for 1 goal
fair enough

>fix this shit dominguez, we can't play brazil in the semis in any way

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>no era
Bad guys will lose

Literally the same plan from minute one

4 gypsy countries, very based

kek

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Redpill me on Cafè 3 Coraçoes

And you lot were complaining about parking the bus before? You haven't seen anything yet, WATCH THIS

Since both Coutinho and Jesus are being EXPOSED, who should replace them?

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He came late and commited foul to stop a guaranteed goal, so I can see where the ref is coming from, but I'd have given him a yellow

>4
>4
>1
Doing what they can bro... whatever that is lmao

>not 8-2-0

Greece isn't a gypsy country

Lads!
>VARaguay

How’s it feel to have the tournament rigged in your favor, hue? Jk I don’t wanna hear your answer, fuck you Brazil

somehow brazil is still shit, just play Willian already

Except we lost quite a few fouls retard
Sure, NO ERA ROJA, but that is on this fucking retard ref

Melita > 3 Corações

ples explain the red card
was it one of those "salomonic judgements"? cancel the penalty that didn't happen but still punish paraguay for the sense of justice?

For me its El Gatito

Yeah, it wasn't a red in case of penalty because of the triple punishment thing.

What the fuck are these chink ads on the side panels in the pitch? CONMEBOL is completely sold out, Jesus.

Bárbara Palvin es brasileña?

It's made from Pelé's semen

Pikachu

I hate Thiago Silva more than Gesus and Coutinho desu

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Meant to quote

Based.

Yes

Rude

>VARaguay vs VARnezuela semis

>Mexican intellectuals

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Jo and Fred kek

No era roja

last man, scoring opportunity

muh

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Paraguay with the anti football

ERA and you know it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Paqueta e Gabigol

Surely Brazil will manage to score now that they're a man up

scarpa and deyverson

my stream is 5 mins behind. could you mind holding your posts for a while so we are at the same time? thanks

Based small cat.

Not good, would rather drink São Braz or Pilão tbdesu

Post Palvin.

LEL

very pungent indeed

OHNONONONONONONONO

jesus was exposed back in the wc

Damn

detuvo una jugada manifiesta de gol con falta o ultimo hombre

Hey Brazil. Feeling optimistic now that you’re one man up? Must feel good to have the tournament rigged in your favor. Go fuck yourself

>it's a chichi substitute people 85 minutes in episode

don't know, they are clueless out there.
It looks as if they have never trained/played together!!

Colombia will shit on Brasil.

yes

>tfw you gave Paraguay it’s only victory in years

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what's the point of crossing if there isn't anyone tall to head that ball?

>team of manlets

>hoofball

H O L D
O
L
D

T H E
H
E

L I N E
I
N
E

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>being this mad
Kek

WE BOX OFFICE NOW LADS

Pikachu and Reis

ok just got home, quick rundown on how was this 0-0 possible

Cope gringo

inb4 Paraguay win on penalties

I honestly don't know who's worse holy shit

I like our shirt desu

>William

COLOCA O WILLIAM AGORA Ô FILHO DA PUTA

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Imagine how good Kaka would look in the middle of these shitters

Am I watching a copa de oro match?

paraguay parked the bus obviously

>Paraguay's NT will play hanging from the crossbar
Oh well.

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>what are low crosses
>what are diving headers

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I hate this normalfag shit
Go back to plebbit

Brazil doesn't know how to attack
Best guay parks the bus
Nothing match

>Rigged for us
>After that game with Venezuela
Yeah sure thing, chief

0 (CERO) GOLES

getting real tired of these reruns

Yes

IT'S TIME COACH
PUT ME IN

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>o empaTITE

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Messoys path if Brazil chokes
>Venezuela
>Paraugay
>Urugay/Transolumbia/Chile

LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

fear Willian bros

clumsiness and cluelessness

they can't keep getting away with it

Wanderlei Silva

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Brazil for needing VARball

firmino a shit, dani alves is sleeping and neymar is with lula in jail

Copa loro is WAY more exciting than this

this wtf

can't you send some favela niggers to get rid of tite?

I unironically like him

bets money aren't going to appear magically

how to play against parking bus teams lads?

AH LÁ
that doesn't work against low blocks lad

Seleção is dead to me if we can't score on 10 men Paraguay

>Cuntinho

The old Paraguayan technique, "colgados del travesaño"

IMAGINE BLAMING 'VAR' AGAINST PARAGUAY

Murderball much and best guay parking the bus from the very beginning

Is bus parking the most powerful football strategy?

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firmino takes too long to shoot

>William

TITE, WHAT THE FUCK

10 players on the defense

What would happen if instead of penalties, a game that ends in a tie will be determined by the amount of shots on target?

Explain the pikachu meme

People dont still rate Brazil, do they?

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this but unironically

coutinho is dead to me
tired of defending this mongoloid

seething burguer

70 minutes, Brazil...

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GATITO
A
T
I
T
O

viene el novio de la hija que es paraguayo a la casa de ella y le abre su padre
el novio dice
>hola, onions el paraguayo y vengo a por su hija para culearla
el padre le responde
>para que?????
a lo que el novio responde
>paraguayo

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Just outplay the defense with clever passing/dribbling

Cute, rate my waifu

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fun game

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LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

>that pitch

wtf?

>gatito best Paraguay player in all Copa America matches

This is just as bad as panama us

>leave the umbrellas to me

>Leave Paraguay to me

Did you see Atletico madrid this season?

sounds pretty based 2bh, remind me of the strategy of our national team pre-Bielsa era

What an horrendous match.

Este era el plan de Paraguay desde el inicio de la copa?
Pasar con solo dos puntos y así eliminar en penales a Brasil nuevamente?

Give them the ball then counter. For some reason, Simeone is the only one who has ever realised this though. Go figure

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>Rojas
It's over bros

What will be the excuse when Brazil lose this?

It's not a meme
Pikachu is the best brazilian striker right now

Someone post that brazilian qt

having thousands of macacos screaming at you because you cant score, no wonder why Brasil chokes at home

>Cunnynho

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7 0 M I N U T E S

Dubs and Arthur makes a vertical pass

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>hoof ball to goal whenever you have possession
>park bus
>win the tournament without ever scoring a goal

>Willian coming on
jfc

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It's good but pure murderball incorporating bus parking is better

>William
Who? Is this guy good?

Yes.

this manganime fucking sucks ass
t. i fully read it

MOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THE GOALKEEPER LITERALLY PLAYS FOR BOTAFOGO

Paraguay needs to try and get Brazil a red card

Based lil pussy wasting time

threaten the families of the players

>pointing out the obvious
>seething

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Kek

horaaa horaaa penales

>Still getting rekt by the filter

>Onions
This filter is retarded

>willian
literally kill me

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jaja

>mfw a south brazilian claimed to be white near me

Tite out

why you think "parking the bus" tactics is looked down upon and hated?

qt

Es un buen plan, esto es Chile-Argentina en la final, potencial meme

yo what the fuck is with the pitch? ain't these used to be world cup stadiums?

>onions el paraguayo

Will Tite finally be fired after we lose this game?

oh shit

>the whitest woman in brazil

I think this semen slurping sport is for me lads ;)

Thank you

R A R E
A
R
E

so cebolinha truly is the chosen one lads?

yes

0/0

>cummynho

Mild concern.jpg

When Pepe and Ramos played under Mou.
GOod memories

what is this 'cunny' thing y'all being posting?

>onions el paraguayo

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based

They got abandoned the second the WC ended.

is that illya?

THIS
FUCKING
GAME

>Willian
It's over for Paraguay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GO BRAZIL!!!

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give me brazilian porn

coutinho and jesus are frauds

it's expensive to buy red cards and we're poor

G A B R I E L J E S U S

based TOTO poster

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Yeah it's probably the most unself-aware salty thing the mods have ever done

>jesus

she hahahaha

>JESUS

W H Y
O
W

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ikr, there's no hope for Brazil.
>>>jesus

>meme jesus

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kek

>GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS >GABRIEL JESUS

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>onions el paraguayo
fuck you /pol/ you're responsible for this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So it begins

God, Jesus can't score if his life depended on it

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

>parks bus
This kills the Brazilian

0% JESUS

Cute and funny

New thread

>huezil definition

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Dubs and Gol.

>JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS >JESUS

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Gabriel de Jesús is the Brazilian Higuain, what a fucking hack.

>JESUS

0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS 0% JESUS

Cute and funny=cunny

>Gabriel Jesus

this wasn't one of the stadiums used at the wc

>coutinho

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DUDE WHAT

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>coutinho
>jesus

velho esse coutinho e o Jesus alguem me explica essa merda pelo amor de deus

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Gabrilel JUSTsus

Kuro/Chloe

Yikes

LA MISERICORDIA DE YISUS

>Coutinho header
>Jesus finish

JESUS YOU FUCKING TWAT

>JESUS
JESUS
>JESUS
JESUS
>JESUS
JESUS
>JESUS
JESUS
>JESUS
JESUS
>JESUS
JESUS
>JESUS
JESUS

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>G JESUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WTF BRAZIL IS CHOKING

>JESUS

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> Gabriel Fucking Jesus

NOOOOOO
RORRO

CHUTA
DENTRO
DO GOL
CARALHO
VAO TOMAR NO CU

anti-game

>SHITSUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It would be the memest match of the century

FUCK JESUS
WE NEED LUCIFER

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I'm having a lot of fun with this match

Why would you ask for tranny porn?

God abandoned us and his son

>JESUS
>JESUS
>JESUS

el britANO senores

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENULTIES

>Gesus

HORAAAA PROFEE

it's incel for woman

FUCK THIS

The ref fix this piece of shit.

Should I bet money for brazil that they are still 0-0??

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Fuck brazil

Which Jesus city are you from?
Brasília Jesus here

Why is brazil so bad guys?

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Meme matchs like this one are the most fun

>Memerton

We need to kill Jesus, again

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yessss best guay, do the dirty job for us...

EAT A SALAD

dubs and penalties

have a nice night (You)

...

CAM ON PARAGUAY

i'm fine with penalties. I don't care if we lose. I just want to see penalties.

The curse of Paraguay

actually escobar el ava

bet brazil wins 1-0, thank me later