BRASIL x PARAGUAY GAMETHREAD #2

TO THINK I WAS SCARED OF THIS MACACO TEAM LMAO SO BAD

>Firmino

Yea Forums

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kek
gjesus is retarded, why is he still playing?

Eu sou brasileiro, com muito orgulho, com muito amor.

For me its Messi

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>Gabriel Jesus

failures... fucking failures

>Gabriel Jesus

based Paraguay's Maginot line

>Jesus

this is a knockout game right?

why Jesus always looks miserable?

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based and monogamy pilled

>jesus

It's not like your team is any better.

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paraguay will tire soon

why are Yea Forums southamerican bros so based?
most normalfags have our country living rent free inside their head and reeeeeeeee about concacaf at any opportunity

he is so adorably retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=xsQyS0Qjaj0

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>even the refree is hurt
what an meme match

GREEEEMIO

she a girl, you can find her playboy nudes, she innie.

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GREEEEEEEEMIOOOOO

fuck anime

Thats the price he had to pay for having the whitest smile

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GREEEEEMIO

>macacos chanting "gremio gremio gremio"
The absolute state

Because the average Sudaca is a Chad and doesn't give a fuck what other people think.

>neymeme talking with CBF president

it means that he will come back to fuck this team after copa america right?

VAMOS PARAGUAY

IS this match rigged?

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hes blackpilled

If digits I die in my sleep tonight.

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Based mexibro, comeback to copalib, your clubs are kino

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VAR sinso soon

curazao would bootyblast both these teams

yes, like every other match outside of WWE

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100% on the spectrum
god I love this genius

if digits best gay wins

N-no

it's le jaden smith face (･θ･)

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Yes. If they tie in the 90' they go to penalties.

all the streams are dead, rip

>marquinhos

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ortiz seems bad. Guess he'll score any second now

Post VAR sinsons

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anons, I afraid that Brazil might actually win this one

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this game need a paragay goal

give Allison the ballon d'or

ALISSON!

Rojadirecta

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Goooaaal

PREPARE YOUR ANUS BRAZIL

damn

alisson is a god tobidesu

ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON ALISSON

I don't know who to cheer for, which country have the biggest anime power?

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check footybite

>plataform shoes
when will they learn

BASED ALISSON

Alisson deserves the golden ball

>Brazilian defending
THE WALL CRUMBLES

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>150k a month

i give you the nederland stream

hesgoal.com/news/49007/Brazil_vs_Paraguay_----_NL.html

fuck off

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

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its ogre

Oh mah Gah, vamos Paragay

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Alisdad must be extremely proud of him for that save

pq tua bandeira não aparece? vpn?

paraguay does nothing and still manages to be more dangerous than brazil

pretty depressing

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Is Allison unironically the best GK rn?

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hue

>Arzamerda

he is from sao paulo

Ayy

>huezil keeps slipping
>Paragay keeps choking
Great match faggots

benulties

no way they're the same person

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YIKES LAD

Brazil has the biggest japanese population outside of Japan.

FUCK

fuck femgroids

Doesn't count, you misspelled penalties

hues win lol

>this Paraguay murderball
Typical dirty sudacas

Kys bro

BR/a/ZIL & P/a/R/a/GU/a/Y !

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you honestly don't want to see what full autism is
it hurts your soul

Como putas hago un huevo a la copa?

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>no way someone looks ugly without pounds of makeup, tilers, and a wig

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t. John Sánchez de la Rosa de Guadalupe

Remember

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get the fuck out söyboy lol

>no un huevo a la paila

>no extra time
Since when this cup have been this gay?
Actually it might end on benuldies.

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Why do Brazilians insist on diving and rolling around theatrically?

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JUIZ LADRÃO

DALE BRAZIL, DEJATE DE HINCHAR LAS PELOTAS

Repeat after me:

CERO A CERO

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>tfw no mai gf

more like pechofriola

Srsly guys every single Paraguay game is unwatchable. Just waiting until ref pull a var sinso to spice things up

ROUBOU MEU CORAÇÃO

it's a CONMEBOL thing

Tic toc Brazilians.

remember when small teams used to roll over to argentina and brasil

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I've done volunteer work with mentally disabled people, and there was a kid on the far end of the spectrum
shit did a number on me

for me, it's vim

VAR sinson will save us

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fucking paraguay niggers

homosports.xyz/fzony-fcbayern.php

>tfw no Paraguayan gf
why even live lads

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Hay alargue?

it's not but the point still stands

based distball

FUCKING DO SOMETHIN

Não sei, não manjo das computarias, mas um técnico da operadora veio aqui há alguns dias e desde então estou sem bandeira.

People fucked with him 2k years ago

Paraguay has a natural debuff for football.

Dirty third world sudacas

creo que no?

What a player is Almirón. He can make perfect crosses in tight spaces.

el goblino...

>neymar

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS HE NOT IN PRISON?

LULA LIBRE

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The last one because I don't want to have 3 days of vacations and miss shitposting in tomorrow's matchs

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no

when is jonathan 'dick too big' fabbro coming on

Luan > Jesus

>tfw no brazilian gf
Now that's a feel that feels feely

can't the fucking janny or mod sticky copa america threads? It's knockout stage FFS

Ugh, fuck off Jesus.

too many of them played at barça

when is jonathan 'dick too big' fabbro coming on

Relax Miguel, you're fooling no one.

Go back to Mexico Carlos

Seems like benulties again

Delicious murderball

would you rather your team dive or play dirty?

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NO ERA AMARILLA

>Galvão talking against homophobic chants
That's it, I'm for Paraguay now

>Cuchinyo

this commentator lmao

Kek

based
Canarinho is the only good thing about the NT nowadays

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>this game

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>mfw this is probbally going to penals again

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Kek

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isn’t he in jail?

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B R A S I L
D E C I M E

>we

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que doidera

gracias y kek

CALA A BOCA GALVAO

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Trust no one

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

also reported cuz youre scared of it

donde está el baño

>tfw no japanese peruvian gf

Brazil is kinda likable without nerman.

Bravo.

OH NO NO NO NO

Did posting get really slow for you guys too?

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Go P/a/raguay!!

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luan hasn't been playing football for almsot 2 years now

NDE ROHAIHU NDE TAVY NDEREHE KUÑATAI PORA

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yes Yea Forums gets raided by FBI

*gets raped*

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those giant pores
>yikes

VARBALL INCOMING
VARBALL INCOMING
VARBALL INCOMING
VARBALL INCOMING

If he were Argie or Brazuca he would be worth +60m

any webm master can upload that atajada alison did?

Why is Brazil playing so badly?

>let me in boss

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No I don’t live in South America

its globo what you expected?

Must be so sad waking up with nothing to eat

paraguay """poverty""" is just a facade, actually they are the pearl of south america and the richest and most developed country in the continent; free health care, free education, wealth, healthy economy, beautiful women... they are based and redpilled because they know how to protect and hide themselves from globalism. Damn! I want to live the best guay dream so much.

he only comes in lolis

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...

SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS LADS

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>no Paraguayan gf
That's actually a good reason to live.

KWAB

They're hosting.

isn't women dyeing their hair common in yurop?

Umbrella is playing good.

Galvão's son is gay

Anda come chipa por tu casa

he did nothing wrong

I can arrowposting too?
Also fuck Felipe Luis

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state of this pitch btw

>coutinho

90% of women dye their hair because normal hair looks dull

Why did we get rid of e.t. again?

yeah, somebody posted *THAT* webm, think only me saw it.

WA ZARUDO

South American stadiums are fucking ugly

Because we're shit, we only win when other teams are beyond shit

>(You)

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>pootinho

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so boring

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>not umbrellay

you had 1 job

>CUtinho
>Jesus

>G. Jesus

just shoot nigga

too many post submits at the same time colapse the system

alves is trying so hard

No it doesn't. What are you a gayboy?

Where are the damn goals

Gabriel Jesus maior enganação que o palmeiras trouxe pra seleção

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JESUS OUT
CAPIROTO IN

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nah no te entendí un carajo

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dirty muderball all day any day
divers deserve the rope

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what webm?

This game is boring

Why isn’t brazil stomping Paraguay

Someone kill Gabriel please
he is litteraly the most stupid player in team

>grêmio
Even their manager hates that pitch

>Putinho

this is going to benulties and we all know what happens in benulties between Best Guay and Huezil

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you hate Tsuu?

Inb4 they break the curse

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Dudu when?

something is def off with it
looks like a bodged job imo

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

>71
IT'S HAPPENING

>piris playing well
Am i dreaming?

best guay will win in benutlties

why are they trying to be Messi?

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guy = brazil
perro = paraguay

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>This match
This will end in Benultys as usual?

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fuck off fatass

videogames ARE sports thou, deal w/ it

Because of Jesus

Based Filipe Luis

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Hes unironically better than Coutinho
>Prove me wrong

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Nino a cute, cute! >w

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This cold makes me sleepy and this fucking match isn't helping.

Dubs and Paraguay win in penalties

Does anyone here unironically like Gabriel Jesus?

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i cant ur right good job user

CACHORRAO MIU GRAL

you're pretty based desu

Lol this is not Africa

Based

Fat fuck you are not an athlete

You're probably better than Coutinho

Paraguay is such a boring team, holy shit

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y'all macacos suck my anus

This won't end in benulties cuz Paraguay will win

palmerd*nses

>Coutinho slip
OH NONONONO

HOLY SHIT BRASIL IS CHOKING

ngl makes me happy to see brasil playing at home

OF COURSE 3RD WORLD SUBHUMANS ARE NINOFAGS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

...

C H O K I N G

Kek. Trust no one, not even yourself

is silva the most overrated cb of all time

BOSS

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>its a paraguay parks the bus at min 0 episode

paraguaiANOS

Ichika is better

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The state of these passes

Its a videogame sport and they are videogame atheletes.

Therefore not really a sport and not real athletes

At least they can defend

I love him as a national hero, but when he dives/bitches I want to curbstomp him

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Post half time waifus

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BEN UL TIES

If Paraguay wins this we are basically champions already, no one can stop us

O MACAQUINHO

...

Halftime cuties
fuck off ninonigger

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the guy below me is incorrect

It's called payback for the Great Brazil chimp out.

MOMMY COME PICK UP PLEASE

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Thanks based user, I needed that today.
Hope you have a fantastic rest of your week.

We should have sent Gremio.

OLHA A CARA DESSE FILHO DA PUTA, GANHA DINHEIRO PRA CARALHO PRA JOGAR NO BARCELONA E MESMO ASSIM ESSE CORNO PARECE QUE NÃO TEM TESÃO EM VIVER, VAI TOMAR NO CU, FILHO DA PUTA!

post local slags

pic related, you're average colombian slag

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O BRAZIL

MY MANAGER MADE ME STAY OVERTIME, HOW ARE THEY PLANNING?
(Please no bully for being a wagecuck)

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For me? Its Yun

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Great taste

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fuck that

post /bunda/

NINO A SHIT

>SEETHING

lol Copa America has been so shit

I missed the slip
Any webm plz?

lol shut up alberto barbosa

Guess you are talking about uruguay.

OH DEAR OH DEAR

I'd smash and regret.

In be a snake

Y... bueno, buen primer tiempo
igual que nuestra burocracia.

because they're parking the bus and closing spaces duh

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>still 0-0
guys I think this semen slurping sport isn't for me

>both teams actually managed to do fucking nothing in 45 minutes

Wake me up when Jesus fuck off the pitch

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Globo likes Zico more than players who actually won thing.

vasco

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who is that cock dock

>ads on the english channels
>niggers everywhere

>ads on spanish channels
>white mexicans

Lads rate my wife

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0 - 0, both unironically playing like dogshit

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based dogo, maul pretos

Gold Cup is better

Fix your fucking pitch gremio, youre embarrassing us in front of the whole world

>cuties
>posts worst girls

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Based

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sopa de eliminacao

Why is Brazil struggling against a team that got into the tournament only because everyone else sucked even more, wasn't Brazil the best team of the world?

what happened to your flag?

Based slut

Nino the best

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já comi pior pagando

>ynr tite opted on selecting willian instead

BASED

Rize!

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Slut/10 her little sisters friend is better

Never, he's shit

me
this

Cutie but do you play her game?

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>Paraguay stats
>33% possession
>3 shots
modern football, everyone
they will probably reach the penalty kicks at this rate

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Have you given her a hug?

>Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Cafu, Romario, Rivaldo, Roberto Carlos, Dida

those were the days

For some reason, the macacos love choking on ParaguANO cock.

If Sanchez has dogs what does Coutinhi have, Papagayos?

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Well, ok.

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HALF TIME

POST BESTGUAYAN ROCHAS

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>it’s actually gonna happen again
sopa de macaco uma delicia

But they~re the best couple

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Is there any FIFA who isn't scripted? I wanted to play some footy games who aren't football manager and international superstar soccer but they're all trash zoomer cashgrab

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Girl im smashing currently

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>semen slurper
>no thotposting
>anime shit

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who boypussy team here? uwu

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Please more.
I miss home

vasco

Based

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cringe faggot

Watch out for hipotermia valor. Just dont listen to el gato and turn your ac on

Thoughts on this club?

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I miss these niggas so much
RIP Brasiu 1958-2006

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This is a Yotsuba thread, board and website

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Sorry paisano. Brazil scored 5 because >we are shit.

how does a brown guy get a argentina gf?

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BR thotposter got banned I think

?
She is pure, the slut is her sister

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moar
paraguayan sluts are top tier

It is true that Paraguay has a majority hot women population?

>Arthur
When will this meme end

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>a team that only defends, parking the bus since 0 minutes
>a team that doesnt know how to attack
wew lad

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same lol

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>half-time show
>panel of cunts talking about wwc

I'm watching COPA AMERICA you FUCKING WHORES stop this shit

I guess we're brothers in law

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cringe macaco

fucking based

I thought you loved penalties

Are we posting sluts or pure anime girls?

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crab

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Pikachu when?

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having a million dollar bank account

how do these goblinas have the confidence to smile and pose like that. they belong in a zoo

what website is this?

Fuck you Juan Camilo

you fuckin bastard

FIFA is so fucking rigged, CPU activates hacks in the middle of a game and becomes unstoppeable.

now, for better or worse

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>mfw plot twist

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>All these yellow cards
Do they think this is a Magic:: the Gathering tournament?

can confirm.

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Brehs...

based

3:1 female male ratio

Source? What sport is this, post video

had to be a congolombian nigger

both

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They cant pass a ball longer than 5 meters because the pitch is absolute garbage

what a cutie

el CongolombiANO

>yotsuba
Top autism

Based.

MADE IN MLS, BUY OUR KIDS

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bomba patch always up to date

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i don't care if i get banned for this again

God I want to eat a ass so fucking bad

She ruined her milkers

retardado

.

Wow

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who took that picture?

>zero search results
pls post more of her

How many of you are posting Evangelion threads in Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums ?

Why though, thats sounds like heaven.
God now I wish I were paraguayan

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Rika is a terrible influence on her sister tho.

Nice pic of Homu's wife

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best beer

if you don't mind old games, CM/FM around 2002-2006 are the best managing games
could be that my nostalgia speaks volumes here, but then recent FM games have so much shit to deal with it bores me

she cute

Stop being a faggot and get an American girlfriend, white bitches up there fuck and marry anything, while in Argentina you need money, a great personality and be white.

>bank ad about how you should support the men and women national teams
pffff

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The good guys will win.

>0-0 at half
If digits 5 goals will be scored by both teams in the second half

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I wanna die

Who /jp/ here?

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Brazil still hasn't recovered from the 7x1
Other teams don't fear them, they lost their aura.
They need Mourinho!!

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Go away evil dogger

agreed

>go to clubs/parties every single day of the week
>pay for all her shit
>be /fit/
>be a millionaire

If you want a wholesome relationship I'd look on other countries

MUERASE HIJUEPUTA

should I move to paraguay?

there´s a reason Artigas never came back

>game stats
>bus already parked
Yeah this semen slurping "sport" isn't for me

If digits you die and I get your soul

agreed

same desu

*olodum plays in the background*

I'm cheering for Paraguay with all my heart!

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>CBF
>hiring foreigner managers
top kek, it'll be renato gaucho or another overrated hack

I got the protection doggo faget succ my nutsss

Go away evil dogger

Is Joga Bonito dead?

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Sorry I don't watch trash anime

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>Adnet

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Yes she is

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Fuuuuuuuudge

BRAZIL IS WHIIIIIITE!

Also, fuck Olodum.

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remember when he was funny?
me neither

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shit, why am I here? My NT isn't even playing.

Butterfaces are my weakness.

VAMPETA
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P
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T
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>bank ad about progressive motivating commie shit

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Only Sampaoli can fix this shit team

Kiked

It's been dead since 2007

CARALHO EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS ESSE MENTECAPTO DO GABRIEL JESUS VAI TOMAR NO CU PUTA QUE ME PARIU ESSE FILHO DA PUTA NÃO FAZ GOL HÁ MAIS DE MEIO SÉCULO E TAMBÉM O CORNO TO TITE COLOCA ESSE ANIMAL DE TETAS PARA JOGAR DE PONTA QUANDO ESSE FILHO DA PUTA NÃO SABE INFILTRAR, NÃO É BOM NO 1V1, TEM O PASSE DO VALDIR PAPEL, NÃO SABE CRUZAR IGUAL OS INCELS DESSA MERDA DE IMAGEBOARD E TAMBÉM NÃO CHUTA BEM PUTA QUE ME PARIU COM O DAVID NERES NO BANCO ESSE MERDA JOGA SENDO QUE O NERES E A MERDA DO LITTLE ONION JOGAM DOS DOIS LADOS E TAMBÉM PODEM ROTACIONAR VAI TOMAR NO CU TITE TIRA ESSE FILHO DA PUTA ATÉ MESMO O MERDA DO WILLIAN SERIA MELHOR

MERDA

>yfw vanderlei luxemburgo

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the most cringe poster this copa has been the am*rican that uses every thread to ask about cost of life and real estate in sudaca countries

god I hate am*ricans

will this go into penalty kicks?

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Since 2009 approximately

yeh
youtube.com/watch?v=YSO_c5iuVa0

EEEEETA, ETA ETA ETAAAA!

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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I prefer Klopp
We need Klopp

mid-time gift

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if digits fucking Jesus will make a hat trick

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El ColombiANO señores

basado e rubropilulado

>yes I think Arthur is the heart of the Brazilian NT, how could you tell?

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well obviously Klopp is better in this day and age, but he will not go for a National team in this phase of his career!!!

New thread

>Flopp

take a guess

OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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>Other teams don't fear them
>literally every south american team that played against us so far parked the bus hard

ok let's use thisone

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Fuck you.

calma fofinho

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>conmebol just fined brazil $55k for the crowd yelling bicha

We need Lisca Doido

VAI TOMAR NO MEIO DO SEU CU CORINTHIANO É O FILHO DA PUTA DO SEU PAI QUE FOI COMPRAR CIGARRO EM 2001 E ATÉ AGORA NÃO VOLTOU PRA LAMBER A TATUAGEM DO SÓCRATES QUE A GORDA DA SUA MÃE TEM NA TETA ESQUERDA SEU FILHO DA PUTA DO CARALHO
VOCÊ E O GABRIEL JESUS TEM MAIS É QUE PEGAR AIDS UM DO OUTRO E TOMAR NO CU
FILHO DA PUTA

Because you look like a fucking faggot, thats how.

*agem*
Fuck Paraguay.

Cute.

sopa de macaco

baseado
nego ainda tá crente que esse gabriel jesus vai ser um novo Ronaldo Fenômeno. esse porco filho da puta é a maior enganação dessa decada

congrats

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we are losing on penals aren't we

Y este perro porque habla como argentino?

t. colombiANO

Ay lmao

If Tite sub >Cassio in we're good

Bielsa+Brasil= Hexa

WHAT THE FUCK

>Jesus
>Firmino
>Qtinho

Caruso Lombardi for Brazil

que asco como arreglan el resultado

ERA

Var sinso

ERA PENAL

bielsa didn't even accept a brazil jersey from tite, imagine accepting the job

VARZIL again

>dives
FUCKING CRINGE

Yhsheehehheehus

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Thanks cunt!