Let's be real, just for one thread: you meme fucks don't actually believe anyone even compares to him, right?

Let's be real, just for one thread: you meme fucks don't actually believe anyone even compares to him, right?
You're just being contrarian because that's what 4channel does. Not because you actually believe it, right?

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Cristiano Ronaldo’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his Portuguese fuckin' brown dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “No seas boludo!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Cristiano Ronaldo, you got a small dick, it’s the size of the World Cup Trophy except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE JUVENTUS TEAM. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER MANLET PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the Juventus, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the SERIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! How do you like that, Luigi De Siervo? I PISSED ON THE SERIE A, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking Serie A, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

he's the best but still not good enough to carry international so he's shit

who is this? I bet his beard would feel fantastic on my taint.

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Being real , no , i rate him and cr7 equally. This will trigger some autistic fanboy from either side.

It's one multi proxy autist and fail trolls. This has always been a Messi board.

Do you not see how he performs in dire times?
He fucking disappears like a bitch.
Im sorry, he has great technique and is a great player, but thats not enough and its obvious.

oh my god i could actually imagine him saying that as sam cackles in the background. thanks for giving me jim and sam ptsd user.

He's good but not the best.

The best is Zidane then its his pupil cr7, then its Ronaldinho then its him.

Friend of mine unironically rates Tsunaldo over Messi

fuck off this is a torres board

Like any person who actually watches football seriously.

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Might be the best ever but yeah multiple players compare to him, both in terms of overall ability (especially if you're comparing players' primes) and in playstyle, for example
>Messi is an Hazard with better shooting ability
>Messi is a Bernardo Silva with hormones induced speed

Just compare him with manlet wingers desu it won't be too far off

This is the only instance where there is actually a difference between the most talented player of all time and the greatest of all time. Messi is more talented than any other player ever. The problem is he's a weak-minded bitch. It's a shame and I feel bad for him, but his talent is wasted on him.

That's a pretty nice shirt, classic style, like the 90's design except now it fits instead of being baggy like rappers

Memes and jokes aside, I unironically don’t think he’s the GOAT. He’s DEFINITELY top 5 or 3, but he’s not the goat. I honestly believe having strong leadership qualities and a strong mentality is one of THE most important factors in determining who’s the greatest of all time, something he clearly lacks. No one doubts his talent or skill, in fact he’s probably the most talented player of all time, but I don’t think he’s the greatest.

Ronaldo:
>worked his ass off to get to where he's at
>doesn't let women control him
>buys the rights out to his children for sole custody
>fucks while looking at himself in the mirror
>strong mind
messi:
>HGH and experimental drugs to turn him into a football robot
>autistic
>had to pay someone to kill his now wife's boyfriend just so he could approach her
>let's said woman turn him into a generic footy lad because he has no spine
>drinks sprite
>weak mind

he’s by far the best player alive, but he lacks the mental fortitude to be a true leader.. he needs someone to lead the team for him, that’s why he hasn’t done well as the leader for Barcelona or Argentina.. when he doesn’t play well he hangs his head and gets all pissy, then it fucks with the whole teams chemistry.. he needs someone like Puyol who can be a true leader on the pitch, motivating everyone to play their best

He is the best for many years.
The problem is many don't understand in modern football one or two men cant carry a team like the old times. Times have changed, even the "worst" teams understand tactics and basic football, plus everyone is very athletic now.
t. not a messoy fag or a tsunaldo fanboi

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>Lionel Messi is the g-
youtu.be/UsYYQyL2byg
You can all stop pretending now, Tsu would never be this pathetic
The so called captain of CF Barcelona strolling around doing fuckall when his team needs him the most
Also, would Puyol get distracted and harass Robertson like that over something so minor? Talk about a bad example
Ronaldo after winning the Nations league on home soil is now officially the greatest player of all time
Messi isn’t even top 10

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Messi is one of us

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HE'S A NIGGER
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK YOU GERMAN YOU FUCKING NAZI

He's the GOAT because he doesn't have to try to be clearly better than anyone with the ball. GOATs make it look easy, a reason why Federer is still considered the best even if Nadal or Djokovic will retire with more glams

Pretty much. It's just memes. Messi is objectively the greatest footballer in the history of the sport and it's not even up for debate. However, triggering autistic Messi fanboys will never not be enjoyable. But yeah, like I said, no one on this site unironically believes that he's not the GOAT. Maybe a handful of genuinely mentally ill posters, but that's about it.

>the greatest choker
it sure is good to stat pad when you are playing against Sevilla every 2 weeks, without Xavi and Iniesta he is nothing

both correct

Messi will play PARAGUAY in the SF

Messi is a weak mind that couldn't adapt to playing for any other top club in Europe. The whole club has to be molded around him and without that special treatment he wouldn't be the player he is. All this wouldn't matter if he was the undisputed best player of his generation, he would certainly be the GOAT but CR7 exists and has proven himself in 3 top clubs in 3 different leagues, all while having more success with his NT. I'm not saying Messi isn't the GOAT but It's a much harder decision to make than what OP seems to imply.

Lads, I got be honest here.I used to rate messi, hell sometimes I would say hes better then ronaldo but every fucking time I bet on him in big games, the motherfucker always chokes.
Meanwhile TSUU is out there winning me 50€ with comeback hat tricks and shit and after he choked a 3-0 lead that costed me 150€, I had it, this midget is fucking fraud, he can flaunt his talent against gentafe and huesca and score 5 goals a game, but the piece of shit just chokes too fucking much.I would rather rate a stat padding achiver in TSUU as the goat then a stat padding choker.
Also Ronaldo has better memes.

Messi is the best player of my lifetime so far

It reminds me of the early 2000s when Man U fans rated RVN over Henry, but the difference is the majority of them came to accept that Henry was the far superior player by 2004. This Messi/Ronaldo rivalry stopped being a serious comparison 10 years ago, but Penaldo fanboys still cling on to it.

Pele was just as dominant as Messi without being a pecho frio

>objectively the GOAT
Technically, if we’re determining the goat by stats or numbers it’s cr7

he's the undisputed GOAT on sunday evenings at Camp Nou
he's not even top50 anywhere else

I don’t rate system babies

Cope harder you ultimate faggot

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have sex

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I don't have to say anything, this pic proves who's the GOAT, who's Ronaldo and why he's the best ever.
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only braindead catalanoids rate this faggot, without refball he would have retired not only from NT but from club football because his flimsy body would be broken. unfortunately fair challenges are often redcards when it comes to the mental midget so he's still here deluding söyboys into worshipping him

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You mean as spectacular a failure for their NT? No there is no comparison.

In terms of technical ability he's completely unrivaled. Literally nobody has played at his level with the consistency that he has, not even Maradona.

I personally think he's the GOAT, because I understand why he hasn't performed up to the standards he did when he had Xavi and Inestia, but I think the question is a lot harder if we are ranking on every criteria.

>when he had Xavi and Inestia
Chelsea 2012
Bayern 2013
Patetico 2014

No sport that takes itself seriously will consider a serial choker its "GOAT". He had the potential but never lived up to it due to his tendency to shrink in decisive matches. Maybe if he weren't autistic things would be different but then again if he were normal Ronaldinho probably would've led him down the path of destruction (pussy slaying, booze and parties every single day) and he'd be finished 5 years ago.

>>doesn't let women control him
>literally has a test tube baby with a runaway mother

>l-look, he didn't win the CL every single season!
>conveniently ignoring the years he did