/hoc/ fuck devils

naw

Is the thread ?

Is owen nolan the only potatocuck hockey player ever?

So how will Ottawa hit the cap floor? I think they will trade for backes and maybe reimer.

joo

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Is the thread what, Finlan??

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Thats what I thought. Marner will make more than 9.3 and there's nothing you can do about it, bringing the leafs total for three players to over 32 million.

Why would he go less than 10 ? He is worth it. Much more than the spichews.

GETSGETSGETSGETSGETS
OTTAWA 2020 CUP CHAMPS

This delusional laffer thinks the leafs wont spend 32 million on 3 players.

>bringing the leafs total for three players to over 32 million
and thats a good thing

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ireland? more like dickheadland

Be safe if norway comes, they kill all seals for fun

>3 players for 32 million and never winning a playoff series is a good thing
laffs

>never winning a playoff series
wait til the next season ends before you put your foot in your mouth

Wait until marner signs before you put your foot in your mouth.

Shallow is the new depth

Players making money: bad
Owners saving money: good

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Players making money: good
Teams making second round: bad

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i see the offseason >laffs delusions, have started already kek

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>trade Rico
>grab subban
what the FUCK is my team doing

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Matthews = Toews
Marner = Kane
Nylander = Hossa
Reilly = Keith

You know its true, faggots. Prepare your asses for the leafs dynasty.

huh?

>having line depth: bad
>spending 3/4 of cap space on 3 players: good

>32 million on 3 players

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how is this even remotely delusional

Kek

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My dad wasnt even born in 1967 lmfao

I just took voluntary discount from my job at Hesburger that my boss can hire better burger flippers to work with me

Ahhhaaahaa, sure were are prepared fren :)

You took a pay cut so your boss would hire better burger flippers for you to work with?

Fuck Kakko and fuck Finland!

sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/blues-carl-gunnarsson-agree-two-year-3-5m-contract/

I think Finland sucks!

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>zaitsev-seabrook
>marincin-hjalmarsson

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>gabbo gaggo

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never disagreed with this

I am currently not scared, mates

>aleksi lahtinen

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just let go from my job of 8 years

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11.5m$

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lmao

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henlo is this /huomenta/

Which team is most likely to be a dynasty in the next decade?

More like /natty natty/

That's my line

Kitties desu

What for?

Now you can post in here more ;^)

being gay probably

dynasties is a pre-cap era meme

avs----->leaves-->nucks------------------->kings->bolts

Their core is at their prime and they still suck

Where can I obtain this /fa/

but muh economy
muh tax cut

>who are the hawks

but they’re obtaining laine and bulju lad

This, doubt we'll ever see a REAL dynasty (i.e 3 CONSECUTIVE championships) ever again

it's not a dynasty if you don't win three in a row

He was probably an obamadrone

its not a dynasty if you dont keep exactly the same roster

The Patriots have never done that and their still considered as a dynasty

SEO analyst. My company is literally out of work in my region.
I already posted here 90% of the time at work anyways.

>I already posted here 90% of the time at work anyways.
No wonder you guys went under

I wasn't responsible for getting customers, just task completion.

That is just not physically possible. Its enough if they keep their core players, like toews, kane and keith

reminder that a mullet gives you an extra 100 hockey IQ

had a thought lads shall be sharing the thought two threads from now

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Skullet + handle bar for Hockamania!

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the puck.....why yes, it certainly needs to be deep

skullet is +150 hockey IQ

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Aatu Räty desu

>posts the same whores over and over again
>the exact same fucking pics
>every single day
Neck yourself

>We remain committed to ensuring [that] we have a team of hockey players who will go out onto an iced rink and play the game of ice hockey against other teams within the NHL.
As opposed to... what?
Were they considering contracting the franchise for a moment there? Converting to an inline hockey franchise? Going down a league?
What the fuck are they implying here?

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gaba gagga

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Why are there no Icelandic hockey players lads

incel

nice spine

>old thots
grim

I like all types

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I sleep with the lights on because in the desert we had to sleep during the day because you never knew when the enemy was going to strike

stfu sam

war was hard. lost a lot of good men

big digits coming up /hoc/
be a shame if you got cucked by /cric/ yet again

Sam never served in the military. I can fucking assure you of that.

corey perry will lead the penguins to another stanley cup victory

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>this rookie walks up to your franchise and scores amazing goals and wins the calder
how do you respond?

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fuck off you larping cunt

don't ever reply to me again, worthless dog son of a whore

like this

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calder what?

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Why does he look like Malfoy?

tiny population

Some of these hot takes are really bad

here's a hot take; take a hot shit

Calder Cup :^)

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check em :D

>Bruins Absolutely Should Consider Trying To Trade For Jesse Puljujarvi

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yes?

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He did 5 tours in Winnipeg's own 41st Royal Canadian Listerine Corps

this fuckin heat reminds me of how brutal it was in july of '68 in Khe Sanh

I can probably get a haula jersey real cheap now.

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this sweltering humidity reminds me of my time in guadalcanal back in '42/'43

thank you for your service

>jew gets drafted 1st overall before a finn does

I was deployed in Pu Fuk back then. War was hard. Charlies did a number to our guys

hi-how-are-ya-hi-how-are-ya

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ok this is epic

They don't know how to skate.

SHAME SHAME SHAME!

based

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>Corona Extra
>claw nails
kill it

>haven't gone outside all week
Looks hot as fuck out there.

CUTE

god you guys are so fickle. you'd turn her down because of her fingernails? give me a break my guy

I wonder how much Cree cock she has gobbled? Should there be a national inquiry?

8th army platoon. Fought a lot of battles. Lot of PVP battles.

for me its the lethbridge listerine battalion

Bulju is a 50 goal scorer

as a Tier 1 operator, I find it extremely offensive that there is some stolen valor going on in this thread today

...

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Not as much as your dad

FUCK zäk hjyys

/cric/ is gay lol

TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREEEEEEEEE

digits for /hoc/, Carolina, and Finland

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...

/hoc/ loses again LMAO

Who here getting drunk for the Bombers game?

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Eye just get to new yor wow is nice city

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Sauce?

an attempt was made

>Arizona Coyotes bring in 5-foot-3 Sean Dhooghe for prospect development camp
AHAHAHAHAHAHA what??

hehe

test

1999-00 Highest Paid:
NHL - Jagr, $10.4 mil
NBA - O’Neal, $17.1 mil
MLB - Belle, $11.9 mil
NFL - Aikman, $10.75 mil

2019-20 Highest AAV:
NHL - McDavid, $12.5 mil
NBA - Westbrook, $41 mil
MLB - Trout, $35.5 mil
NFL - Wilson, $35 mil

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asses so flat they almost look like shoulders and legs look like arms

Well you don’t fucking say. After all nhl superstars only play one third of each match

don't get uppity with me binlan it's not my fault you can't stop drinking

>NBA - Westbrook, $41 mil
I've never even heard of him and he's making 41 million a year. that's crazy. he must have a great agent

So you knew they were going to strike at night? If you didn't know when, then you might as well just sleep whenever, but the fact that you specifically

I like the hockey

Which one though?

>no ac
>have to evacuate the house every day from 10am to 8pm.

What ass backwards part of this country do you live in that doesn't have AC?

might go outside and add some color to my yambag, lads

$375 a month mice infested shithole. It's one of those grimy college student houses that they rent out as apartments. Only a 3 minute walk to the library, which has AC.

I got rid of the mice though.

The only one

Awesome, thanks for clarifying!

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>go to pub
>need to piss
>toilet has a piss attendant
>I tipped a guy 2 euro to watch me piss and hand me a towel

Mother fucker probably can't even skate and doesn't even probably maybe know how and why the sunbelt is a fucking menace for all PURE and TRUE lords of ice and puck

>posts female shillelagh polo field wickets
gtfo that isnt hockey you donkey

That’s not hockey, that’s peanut-stick

Those sticks always look so fucked to me.

check the filename again bigot

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>when you ferment your potatoes for too long

I did and its incorrect. that is not hockey. you are a clown. honk honk

>Hockey is a sport in which two teams play against each other by trying to manoeuvre a ball or a puck into the opponent's goal using a hockey stick. There are many types of hockey such as bandy, field hockey, and ice hockey.

These hill billys have some of the most asanine and uninteresting posts I've ever read

As if they're not only inbred but also total plebeians

nah cunt theres only hockey

>they're after me lucky charms!

wtf why is there a leprechaun in /hoc/

Marner to islanders who says no

You’re not hockey

Listen fuck ass there's only the puck and if you ain't get well then haha good luck winnin ya feckin eejit

got lost on the way to /cric/ and now he doesn't remember how to leave

Because you faggots won't stop acknowledging it.

Objectively false

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sorry, I have a carnal desire to give (you)s that I can't resist

You’re objectively false

Well now you're just being rude

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

ASSBLASTED HILL BILLY DETECTED

Fuck off you special snowflake go watch your smoky mountain retard sports like NASCAR, football, and finding out which of your cousins got you pregnant. You don't know shit about hockey. Never have, never will. It's not in your blood. Your parents don't low shot and neither will your children. Hahaha I'm only joking you feckinhill billy eejit you'll never fock NOTHIN

Stupid fuckin Carolina retard
>clap clap
>hehe look a stworm swerege

Absolute fuckin RETARD

thinking about that pot of gold now, lads.

stfu sam

You’re the one disrespecting hockey, my friend

I think he's Seamus now.
car bloimey

huomenta

Whomever come up with that hill billy meme, that's a proper genius. Too perfect. Too true. These retards don't belong in hockey.

Feckin storm surges you all deserve a lengthy beating followed by a banishment.

For SHAME.

It's just some light offseason banter, there is no need to be upset. We all know which hockey is real and which isn't.

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>everything is a meme
Oh hey, check out this awesome meme I just found

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slide me o' pint o' guinness, me lad

hello

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Conor Mcdavid
>Irish
>generational talent
>a model citizen

Hill billys
>bloodline a mud pit
>generational retards
>laughing stock

Does that mean we’re friends? :)

Thinking other than his r****t spacing the Irish lad can be an honorary jets fan

Guinness is basically listerine anyway.

Thanks for taking off your irish proxy lad, was getting real confused there for a bit.

Always and forever

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Thinking about Halifax

Just tell me the time and place lads

We can discuss the grotesque impurities of the hill billys and the children's entertainment that fascinates them

*does an irish jig*

How do you guys think Sam wraps his head around the Hurricanes having gone further in the playoffs than his Jetsies this year?
Denial? Self-harm? Just getting blind drunk?

He lifts weights and takes loads of semen down at the spike.

>He lifts weights
This strikes me as unlikely.

You jest but it's plenty fun and a good start to losing that extra 75 pounds

more like he lifts dicks into his mouth

BASED! :D

>Dale ends up telling the Russians to fuck off and signs the suicidal swede instead
Not sure what to think, lads

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No you jest now
Get it? Cuz you're an honorary petrol huffin manitoban! HAH

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Fuck how I hate these people who dont support for their local team.

Eh it's good the lad acknowledges his struggles in my experiences.

Don't like how it's become a surrogate for a personality however

Speaking first hand, combo. But I don't really care

I appreciate your subconscious acknowledgement of my wit and charm

>supporting florida teams
Would you?

Serious questions here
>who is your favorite team
>would you go meet a girl you just met earlier today for the first time at her place at 11

rod wongs and yeah i lost my v card when i was 21 that way

I don't take loads of seemen

wongs
No, she sounds like a slag.

sherks
no i'd just awkwardly dismiss the opportunity and go to bed

"come to the island panarin. we got bagels for ya"

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cantpucks
yeah dude go for it

>Why yes, I do like the Predators. How could you tell?

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the forgotten hill billys

Alright lads I'll talk yous all tomorrow if I still have me kidneys

We can talk about dion phaneuf and what teams would be a proper fit

Test

you passed ;)

Minnesota Wild
No because last time I did that I unironically got an STD - tiny little dick warts that had to be frozen off using one of those freeze cans

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suomi

thoughts?

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glad to have some rent free space in that lads head

punished Sebastian, a man deprived of his contract

Suomi imee!

mut mutsis nielee!
OUUUU servattu

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It'll happen. There's no rush.

So my family had to switch family doctors because our old place shut down. We had to pick between Dr.Grey and Dr.Singh. Guess which one we picked.

the based sikh?

machines within, machines within

Can't go wrong with an ayy lmao for a doc.

I'll give you one more guess.

>sikhs are b-based..!
dumbest xenoidolatric meme around

Jannies worked by based me

You made the right choice.

>xenoidolatric
yeah thats not a word chief

I met Ryan Orielly once.

I saw Ryan Orielly at a LCBO in Windsor yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cases of beer in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cases and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. When he drove off he backed into a tim hortons window and didn't even notice.

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I like doctors of all complexion including my swarthy phd holders

having a terrible day

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All words are made up comradchero

BEF (big elite finns)

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Thinkin bout big dick eeli

it's my birthday, /hoc/

not even we are forcing that meme anymore. kids a bust. professionals have standards

goiergnon oihdsn mnngwui
if you dont understand this you're a faggot

go to bed finland

Stay with us, Finland.

Go to bed, Finland!

kys usa

arizona should just make this their regular logo now

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I read that as "big dick elf girl"
Help
Happy birthday friend.

happy birthday user
may all your dreams come true

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usa=usgay

*hugs finland*

thank you my friends

going to bed lads, see you tomorrow

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It happens, we're here for you friend.

goodnight fella

did they fug?

It's okay your shift already ended. Mine starts now.

I'm still waiting for the next guy to relieve me of MY shift, he's already late by half an hour.

Let's fucking party finland!

Ireland = new best friend

Nice! Happy Birthday! What's your mother's maiden name?

blackmore

Its grease on vacation

>black(ed)more

I laughed, but then I stopped laughing because it might be true.

grease admitted it was him the other day working at some lodge or some shit for the summer

>rags
>cucko cucko

>"Did having Gusev here allow you a little more flexibility to move Haula?" -@sinbinvegas
>"Um, yeah, I guess so. And again, we'll see where things go in the next few days, but we made a move yesterday and there's probably another one coming. We'll talk about that when it happens." -McPhee
That faggot is going to trade Gusev isn't he?

I fully expect it to happen within three years or so.

Just got my HPV vaccine you should too

>And with the 2nd overall pick of the 2019 NHL Draft, the New York >rags select... Cuckold Cuckold!

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gusev sucks dick

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I don't sleep around so I don't think I will.

based incel saving money AND lives

I'm married.

yeah but your wife does

Do you rate Kieran Ruscheinski?

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where does panarin and marner go?

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women’s pesäpallo

>panarin
Who cares lol
>marner
To the bank to cash the $100mil check courtesy of the >laffs

Florida

/hoc/? more like based

It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll.

IMAGINE the outrage from leafs nation if marner leaves and goes to long island instead

Incredibly based

Toronto more like fucking shitty city faggot town shitty fucking team no one gives a fuck about over half the cap on four players good fuckin luck

would be fucking based, they should offer sheet him

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Reminder that Steely Dan is the John Tavares of music.

I have no idea what Steely Dan is.

My mom is 64, she grew up in Scarbourough. She said the worst people she ever met in her life were a couple of draft dodging hippies from america that she briefly lived next to when she was 17. She has always been interested in russian history. But she said living next to those two fucks was the worst experience of her life. She thinks trudeau is a poofter.

don't post your personal info online

A decent white jazz band

youtu.be/-bo03O8uqho

>when you get a shitty nights sleep so you spend the rest of the day micronapping
this sucks

I love hockey!

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lads i got cucked by some zoomer.... now what...

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Kill them

Is this the "drunk spooning with his sister's friend" Finn?

thats me... i waited too long...

so true

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Start improving your life and find yourself a nice, pure qt instead.

Smells like reddit in here

ALWAYS trust the CHL

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Hate Randy lads
simple as

is this where I go to watch /cfl/??

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soon

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>i'll have 2 sticks of fried butter and 2 tickets to the wings game, please

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youtube.com/watch?v=7ii6xQ-RUU0

SO true

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Arizona

hey /hoc/, just got off work and i'm here to chew you the fuck out so I can let off steam after wageslaving for mr. shekelstein

grocery store by my place growing up wouldn't sell to kids either

Take me home, country roads

To the place, I belong

it's cool once but watching that and the boston crowd sing bon jovi every single game is beyond cringe

ROO
ROO

we can watch the second half of the bombers game
>doyers are playing somewhere too

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BOO
/hoc/ SUCKS

i just can't watch CFL these days, something about the 3 downs and the comically large end zones just bothers me too much

i hope that irishman from earlier gets syphilis tonight

I expect everyone here to post the names of their family doctors before this thread goes to autosage.

>going to Mac's to re-up on 5$ a carton eggs because that's the only place that would sell to teens after 10
>paki says "yea me and my friends used to do drive by 'bakings' too"

unironically an older white lady who is actually a milf 2bh

>might be in on panarin bobrovsky race
>but can lose lee and lehner
I dont know how to feel about this

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>isleshits

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blazin that shit up, niggas

>1993
>at best

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whatd the devils do

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the absolute state of this thread

>glass didn't return for the third period of the dev camp scrimmage
they're not trading him r-right?

seething

I know how to save it.

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>isleshits

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this is what happens with mcphee lmoa

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No, you idiot.
Vegas is specifically trying to shed cap money. Glass takes up almost none of that.

what'd the devils do

STOP BULLYING >US

>saves the thread with sunbelt garbage
Beyond grim

I don’t see canada stepping up and doing anything (as usual)

he might be part of a package

>

>this concert in Winner Pig
i now see what are referring too
semi pro and amateurish intertwined
>and not in a good way
STILL GONNA WATCH THOUGH

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dont worry lads i got this

*saves thread*

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I don't treat /hoc/ as a job.

DO post >rags
>rags

*saves the thread*

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>hockey-related qt tummies
>sunbelt garbage
Yet another dogshit post from Canada.

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soon

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>c(a)p sp(a)ce = $0 ($0)
ROFLMAO

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I’m kind of drunk for a thursday night

what did the devils do

Based retard.

>maybe if we post more anime and talk more about the sun and hire more big Canadian and Finnish bulls to come win our retarded jew transplant """""""""""""fans"""""""""""" will come watch our record setting team get swept by Ted again
See. At least the preds *pretend* to know their fan base and traded the antique farm equipment

That should be like plan Z for them.
I shudder to think how mismanaged Vegas must be if they're already that desperate.
It's fucking math. You add numbers to your cap hit and get bigger numbers. How is it even possible that they didn't see this coming.

more like c/a/p sp/a/ce am I right?

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I won't judge you
>although I'm high as shit

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>ZERO(0)

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>general manager of the year George McPhee

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>hoc talks about its favorite team again

God you're worse than the Relocane spam. Shut the fuck up. Pretty sure you're the same retard who avatarfags with that blinking guy gif

Go dilate, Sam. Nobody wants to hear your fucking bitching.

who are you talking to lad?

/hoc/ will move on from team to team. when you are irrelevant we will talk about other teams that have an unwanted presence here like chiraq and LA were

The voices in his head.

he's trying to talking to me, but he's drunk or stupid or something

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*saves thread*

ou don't get them girls loose loose (TJR!)
You don't get the world loose loose
You don't get money move move
But I do I do
You don't get them girls loose loose
You don't get the world loose loose
You don't get money move move
But I do I do
I said, y'all having a good time out there?

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FOUR GOALS
in
FOUR MINUTES

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COUNSEL MY THEY UNDERSTAND

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yes i agree that anime leaves you bankrupt with no recourse

M R . I N T E R N A T I O N A L

Picture that with a Kodak

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t. doug from duluth

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Pardon me, friend. Are you attempting to ridicule an American franchise for its first-round exit in the 2019 playoffs? The same fate, at best, that every single Canadian team met this year?
Surely, you wouldn't be that foolish.

when is pre season damnit

he would, I saw it

9/10 post my friend, but next time remove 1 or both of the > in the post number when quoting a weeb

Chilling, indeed. Downright ghastly.

cy tube offseasonhoc

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What's playing

Shut up faggot, his team didn't even make the playoffs

Hoping for some comfy movie tonight on the cytube lads

hockey videos

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Rest in peace Lahey

youtu.be/3mcQfP8k51s

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>rags

No bomber game No watchie

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Huge
Hall
PK
Hischer

who is stopped the steam

>3rd period, 4:20

nice

haha

To be honest? Frick the sun gosh darn

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Can't believe no one checked your digits Pekka

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Why doesn't Ottawa trade for Weber? To use some cap and replace karlson. Just my two sense

My eastern team desu. Replaces Hamilton

So did the bombers win? Oh wait, I don't actually care.

If Montreal gets the MLB team we should trade them for a NFL team in the prairies and then NBA futures so if they ever expand they have to put one team Seattle and one Vancouver
Somebody should phone sports and ask maybe??

No, they lost on home ice to St. Louis in game 7.

St.Louis doesn't have a football team though.

Since Marleau is a free agent again, think the Sharks will sign him back?

they could have if the cfl expands

They're nto going to fill in all 22 people!?

Why, and with what cap room?
Are they just giving up on all of their RFAs?

The cfl should expand to Europe then fold all the Canadian teams.

holy christ that's genius

skinner for ??????

Thanks, I try.

How can anyone like this logo

they look nice on the jerseys, also it fits the arizona aesthetic

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The isles haven’t done anything since the 80’s though? you even alive for the cups?

i know......

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Some people get stiff nipples for irony

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>rags

POO

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Every American hates Canadian posting.

The sunbelt is exclusive to America. Sunbelters are the worst posters on /hoc/. That means American are shitty posters on /hoc/

objectively wrong

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fuck off gaylord

Oh look, another example of a dogshit post by a Canadian.

Did I hit a nerve, sunbelt faggot. Get the fuck off my /hoc/ nobody wants you.

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Listen to the wind blooow

Watch the sun riiiiiiiiise

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>and if you don't love me now...

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AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW
YOU WILL NEVAA LOVE ME AGAIN
I CAN STILL HEEAR YOU SAYYIN'
YOU WOULD NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN

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ya boilin

for me, its playing the air-bass around the 3 minute mark of the song

kek when i was learning that song on guitar (rhythm i suck at lead so far), i made sure to throw that part in for fun.

Based based cringe seethe seethe cope boiling. do you got anything else to say for once you dumb fuck sunbelt trash. I'd heem on the spot in person. Stop talking to me already you waste of oxygen

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cope

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vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

ya worked mate

Damn, that would've been an awesome comeback by the esks

Watch basedball

rather not

your Laines, your Puljus, your Juolevis

Your Mcdavids, Your Matthews, Your Gadreaus

watching nxt lads

retard

What’s wrong with debbies?

no you

Kevin Smith likes them.

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I prefer it when people are white

>redditlab 2020
leave

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The only thing I like black is my coffee.

are banasasa a gay fruit? should i eat apple for brekkie instead?

apples are better for you

if you are scared to eat a fruit you are gay

thinking about a new edition

eat my ass

Just don't stick the whole thing into your mouth. Break off pieces instead.

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I eat one of each per day for breakfast or lunch. An apple for fiber, with some peanut butter for protein, and a banana for potassium.

Did I hit a nerve, sunbelt faggot. Get the fuck off my /hoc/ nobody wants you.The sunbelt is exclusive to America. Sunbelters are the worst posters on /hoc/. That means American are shitty posters on /hoc/

have a good hockey related post for the next thread

>not toast

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canacuck, we need a new thread
>remember he does it for free

Adults don't eat breakfast

haven’t been able to eat bread in over 2 years now

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Your Mom's an adult

new

kys

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MAKE A BEE THEEAD ASSHOLE

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MOVE