NORWAY vs ENGLAND WORLD CUP QUARTER-FINAL GAMETHREAD #2

just tuned in lads missed the goal but it's coming home

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I just want Kirby and Reiten to get tangled up with each other in the midfield

Coming home status?

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CAM ON INGERLUND SCORE SAM MOAR FAKEN GOOOOALS

what i learned from this cup is that women compensate for their physical deficiencies with absolute ruthlessness and complete lack of empathy

ENGEN BTFO UGLY NORGE DYKE

oh shit the trumpet and drums are back

>volontaire

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Quick reminder this match is irrelevant because our grills are getting their fourth star

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i hate women

DUH
DUH
DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH
ENGEN!

Who is the fittest in the England team lads? First time watching them

Engen getting triggered. She is huffing and puffing and looks totally ruffled. This is hard to watch.

STREAM?

>you

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USA will lose because of the Drumpf Curse

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my waifu ;_;

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f

>France trying to stop the English band and they literally cannot

Symbolic

IT'S

he''s back on it

>needed the ref to win spain

>Yes I do think women footballers should get equal pay as men despite a huge disparity between the revenue generated between mens and womens sports.

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have sex

>Just get here
>Match has been on for 11 minutes
>Thread #2
There are a lot of shitposts, aren't there?

>the Drumpf Curse
cringe

Can anybody tell me what the song the band is playing?

even after all these years i'm still in love with sophie ellis-bextor

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What?

haha

Well fuck, it's coming home

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have sex

bless her little socks :3

COME ON INGERLAND.

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FRANCE AND USA KEPT APART UNTIL THE FINAL OBVS RIGGED

haha nice one m8

R A R E
A
R
E

football is currently in the airport departures lounge waiting for the gate to be announced

just shove a fish down that tuba

>england playing
>shitposts
pic both

>to win spain

back to der kindergarten grammar Hans

not my fault they decided to mock our god-emperor.

hail Mosley

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Norway's attackers are so slow.
England is running circles around them.

Norway manager very handsome desu

Luv women's footy, simple as

Stokes is literally Sterling with long hair

While the band is fucking shit, without it it's literally fucking silent.

Based France

Ok, bend over

Engen just cannot cope with this amount of AGGRESSIVE English penetration. Her attempts to defend and stop the domination are all failing. There's simply nothing she can do but accept what's coming for NINETY minutes.

Her mum was fitter desu

b&r

>god-emperor.
fucking cringe

Lads, why do they pass so slow?

But why Andy Dalton?

The USWNT's hubris will be their downfall

>I can't believe we beat Germany on Penalties
It's is nearly so real

Cringe and virginpilled

a cute

It's fitting England have a player named Bronze, because that's the medal they're going to win.

You'd better not kill the groove...

Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.

theyre on the blob lad

>having a literal kween

I am dead fucking serious. It's all over London. No more thread derail, do a twitter search.

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>that one video she did where she stepped on the lads back

fucking kirby

>he lets politics and social media dictate his sports opinions

Why the hell not

Patrician taste lad, love a posh bird

Will it come home lads?

>Yes I do think women footballers should wear tiny swimsuits while playing to generate revenue similar to mens sports

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>those touches in the box

touch of a rapist

Absolute burger level post. Take my (You) you filthy animal.

*vomits into nearby frog shaped goblet*

ENGLANDS BRAVE SLAG FRAN KIRBY

You can make me whole again. By All Saints I think

Hail.

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Sh-she had the ball in the box and just breasted it away, when she could’ve just brought it down and shot it.

>try to chest down a ball
>it bounces the opposite way because you have breasts

>he doesn't understand how football revenue works

damn, she looks EXACTLY like this half-native american model my friend is banging

Dear god this is shit

it's the taking part that counts I guess

"Jump" by Van Halen

TOUCH OF A RAPE VICTIM

IT’S

Do Soccer gods have the same impact as hockey gods? If so then USA are gonna get bootyblasted

>french technicians

murder on the dance floor is a fucking great pop song

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and they shouldn't shave

>pay should be proportional to the money an employee generates for their corporation
typical wagecuck

God i wish i was that ball

END TO END STUFF, LA

Damn ball titbounced, unlucky

always on strike

her tits made the ball ricochet in the wrong angle

holy fuck, I didn't even think about that

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Graham Souness, that you?

I read > What are her biggest tits

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>does it for free
>she does it for free

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I mean we know Rappinoe has been insufferable about her politics for years now but the celebration on goal #9 against Thailand was the last straw

The quality of this match is so fucking poor. it's not even the female aspect, it's that Norway looks like Snoreway - just fucking half asleep and sluggish. Are they even trying? Spain had more fire than this.

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this

They all get so much time on the ball no matter where they are on the pitch. I think pressing is the weakest part of the women's game.

Reminder that jf will unironically claim they aren't obsessed with England despite this happening every time we play.

Half empty stadium,slowpoke passing ya it's the WWC all right.

Why are they pushing this so hard? I see no transgender freaks yet so what's their angle?

that little nog #12 for england is annoying as fuck

I FUCKING HATE THE ENGLAND BAND

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DJ, gonna burn this god damn house right down

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kek me too

Wasn’t this chap caught soliciting some preteen?

12345, boobs edition: 14523

Spain eat firey foods, tapas and similar. Norway unironically eat ice.

haha

Why is bongland so bad at everything?

french are fucking cunts

millie bright is a fucking monster

>Dagger, Bronze, Bright, Paris
The absolute state of Anglo names

no tampon adverts
real opportunity missed

KIRBY IS FUCKING SHIT, GET STANWAY ON

Better than the Copa America, you gotta give it that.

Norwegian football isnt known for being exciting

what does sex feel like?

99.9 % percent of men have weaker jaw than Sophie does

Is Jill 'female Crouchy' Scott the most based player on the England team?

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Is it normal for Stella to taste like Steak and Sausage pie lads?

DA DADA DADA DA DA DA

Can't wait for someone to kick these Avondvierdaagse fucks down the stairs

Heavy pressing and crunching tackles, add this to the women's game and it would be a delight to watch

She let Boris Johnson fuck her. She's forever tainted.

+ it probably hurts quite badly

ur a sheep

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Bronze is amazing

I want her to kiss me

Scot detected. Sorry there's no bagpipes in the mix.

Maybe your friend is Boris Johnson and you are really in London.

warm apple pie

I was listening to that the other day

Who the fuck is this?

Bag of sand

Warm apple pie

>you'll never be invited to play in the ingurlan' band

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R A R E

A

R

E

>le 25 year old prospect
why is kirby so shit

>What is the history of Britain

still dislike the canadian england keeper

LMAO THE BAND IS SO BAD

possibly, she's very awesome
i have to support are scouse girls though

how do you have internet lol

RARE FLAG

webbem tiddiebounce pls

PASS IT YOU GREEDY NIGGER

so's yur mum m8

milly bright reminds me abit of harry maguire

>posting the wrong color cat

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Fwoar, built like a brick shit house

Fucking greedy N

PAAAAAAARRIS

Check em guys

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That's because subliminally they wanted you to read that.

Fucking greedy nigger bitch.

Kek

Fucking useless nigger

and another missed opportunity

warm bag of sand

like soft masturbation.
Just that you can touch real tits. You can srp the arse with you hands.
You can touch her clit while cock is working.
The touching and grabbing part is what is really great.

Why the fuck didn't she pass?

What does being fit feel like ?

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God, is that you?

O,O

First game i've watched
Like watching a gereatric Walsall knock it around
Not that bad tbqh

That's a good point actually.

if harry maguire had a child with emma thompson

>tfw 5'7"
>tfw Engen is 5'10"

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le cut inside woman

Lucy Bronze yes lass

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Is the Engen worship purely ironic? Tell me it is.

She's a yank

>Paris

Homage to Rppney?

He plays the same 4 notes over and over and over and over.

cringe

Nice singles lad.

>English finishing

i wish i knew

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THESE GREEDY NIGGS

sterling has met his match

salty milk and a pouch of sand

pedestrians not recognizing the beauty of long diagonall balls and zonal marking.

Now that's rare

Warm bag of milky coins

100%, big build, brexit means brexit type, wouldn't mess with.

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are girls

disgusting don't fall for their wiley ways

iconic, actually

had to take my england shirt off before kick off
is too humid

also it is the best shirt

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bet she can take a mean dig, not like i'd want do that to her though

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Why is Engen so popular on Yea Forums?

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Not for some :)

delet this

embarrassing

5'7?

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>thread edgy already

summer really started in europoor

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graham's not been very good this tournament

who’s the fittest lass at the tournament then lads? i’ve only watched england games.

ok mister smarty pants, suck my dick

>Bip Ling
woupd expect someone with such a name look like this tßh

also bosoms pls

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Scot detected. Sorry it's not just 20 minutes of droning.

Better than the AFCON game I watched on Eurosport earlier.

might fly to france to brutally murder jonathan pearce

Because she looks like a man

lel

angry/weird looking constant expression

Maario Naharis

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it;'s okay Aziz, being brown is cooler than being white now anyway

Woe is me

Surprsiingly warm
Unironically the warmness is what you will remember
Like wtf

The English lions God given right is to bring football home

t. The Guardian

I used to have a major crush on SEB

She looks retarded so incels dont feel threatened

This is the gif that started it all

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Because it gives the mongoloids here someone to relate to.

2002 WC shirt is the GOAT England shirt

>The England captain is emerging as a leader
What the fuck are you on JP?

how many salem pictures do you have?

thanks for buying me ice cream, user

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Bip Ling? Yeah how could she.

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She's been shit

Based markov naaharis poster

That's a better band

she's quick, she's fast, she's got pace

>tfw no TV right now
>tfw your internet is shit so you can't stream the game

comparing womens world cup threads
now thats what i call tragic
this is my 2nd game first was the cameroon

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yea Engen don't pass it to your 9 lmao

>but...I poo from there

Would be angry if you didn't eat all the meal she made for you

BASED

I want Millie Bright and Steph Houghton to kidnap me, beat me up then peg me until I jizz.

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Watched Curacao El Salvador on whatever sports channel comes free with Virgin media. Utter shite.

you'll never have it so don't fret about it
find a hobby or something

>Fires a shot from outside the box
>directly into defender

Why isn't this era penal?

The blacks letting England down again

ENGEN NEARLY HAD US THERE!

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FUCK SAKE.... WHY ARE WOMEN SO SHIT AT FOOTY

lads... this isn't good

you're gonna pay me back right?

Look how shit and leggy the game has got already! Pathetic.

come the fuck on graham

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How does Parris make the wrong decision every single time?

based Doc B.

bloody nice

>Thanks for the Ice lolly early user, It game me all the energy I needed today

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HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO BAD EVEN BY WOMAN STANDARDS, LOOKS LIKE A GROUP STAGE GAME

It's like 1/3 ironic. Yea Forums became obsessed with her after she had a dumb expression on her pretty face after conceding a penalty

couldnt pull it off today
looks like shit to be fair

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Kom igjen, jenter!

>gif

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m-me hace tan feliz q te gustara...

Plenty.

can't wait for half time just so we get to see alex scott's angelic face
i want her to be my cougar sugar mummy

Steph Houghton is married to a literal vegetable so she might do it to get some release.

So when does the VARball start?

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Was Madagascar v Burundi I watched lad. Cracking free kick from Madagascar won it late on but the refereeing was hilariously corrupt.

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>Fine but lets warm up first

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ENGLAND ARE GOING TO SIT BACK FOR THE ENTIRE GAME AND THEN NORWAY SCORE IN THE 85min AND THEN THEY WILL WIN IT IN EXTRA TIME SO OBVS

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Just remember that statistically 6 of those women on the pitch are on their periods or have pms(pmt)

that lanky midfielder is obsessed with passing backwards doesn’t even bother looking forward.

we'll smash you in the semis
settle down

truly an angel and the face of this world cup

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wrong but ok

B A S E D

>dumb expression
>pretty face
How do non-Engenfags exist?

How much do you think Beckham is cringing watching this game?

>He fucks his girl during her period
Based

That was the bird he's supposed to be moving into No 10 with m8. The one that told him to get off me and smashed her own flat up last week.

Women cannot into banter

warm apple milky sand

Dads left the house for the week-end, I'm alone.
Now I can watch porn without headphone with maximum sound.

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For a second there i thought the band started playing remove kebab

Post yfw the USA team gets heat stroke in 40 degree Paris tomorrow

You're not going to the White House sweetie

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>Norway coach is Swedish
is this a big deal?

imagine sitting infront of the barmy army band

>Streaming this on the bbc
>Lesbian drama recommended
Hmmm

Preddy dull match desu

order a fleshlight and VR headset then return it when done

it's all about Gabby lad

>dads

ugly jawlet

graham ffs

FFS THEY BLEW IT

Why not invited a lady friend over?

>still living at home
je moet 18 zijn om hier te posten knul

>Women's periods start to synchronize when they spend lots of time together
>Once a month the pitch is littered with bloody tampons

SUM FAKIN SCORES PLZ

nowt wrong with that lad

OFF THE WOODWORK

SO CLOSE

Based goalposts

YIKES

A lick of paint saved Norway's chances

she's still banging now

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lmao

>Why yes, I do believe that It is coming home, and that Germany will be humiliated in the final in 11 days.

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HOW DO YOU MISS THAT!?

Lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FOR me it’s #5

rate how jonathon "JP" pierce has literally done every england womens game for like a decade but the couple of games ive seen this wc hes been proper arrogant

Why is it men are generally so good at banter and humor while women really can’t?

Is it due to men having to use banter and humor in to stay sane in wars and hard battles throuhout evolution?

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>called woodwork
>Isn't made of wood

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currently on holiday in belgium (using mobile data so UK flag)
sitting in my airbnb and can hear the virgin freak next door watching porn at full blast lmao

pretty sure they have felt 40 before

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>30 minutes and already can't run
lmao

Does that 190kg nonce bloke come round these parts as well?

>Preddy dull match desu
I agree. Not enough Engen!

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NORWAY ON THE ROPES HERE LADS

A few hits could set it right

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Should have been 2 right there

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>physiotherapist

god help us if we lose to THIS

>WH*TE

>Germany
>In the final

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Thread not comfy anymore

Male announcer made a good point about the player relationship between Pariss and Bronze. White is good, too. England performing considerably better this match. Other English players too. Good players for Norway as well.

fucking nice!

Does she have the best ass in this tournament? Post better ass

They're shook for sure

>104 freedom degrees
That's not bad though. The US team usually trains in the southwest where that's a pretty typical summer day.

he's welsh mate

just get wrapped up and you're on your way

That's not how mobile data works m8

QUICK LADS WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

who is the lesbian from england?

ERA PENAL

ERA HANDBALL

pass the ball you fucks
how are these women so blind

ERA PENAL?

INCOMING VARBALL

What is he thinking right now?

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I Honestly love them, wouldn't feel like an England game without em

All of them are fine

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Imagine a woman who will talk shit and banter with you during sex bros.

Also how hasn’t Norway scored yet, and how hasn’t England scored another one?

The threads were infinitely better in 2015.

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>back of the net
>actually front of the net

me after 2 minutes when i go and play 5 a side with the lads

All of them

VAR

>don't worry mr santaros, the future is just like you imagine.

>66

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Scrumpy

Pass the ball!

Iced Tea

my balls itch

Lemon tea

Citrus Groove IPA from St Austell Brewery

The male announcer is based.
He speaks nigger slang with the Kings English annunciation

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>physio the rapist
Who?

>watching game on BBC website
>constant buffering
>switch to random stream
>works perfectly
and they expect us to pay for this shit

It's almost like they used to be made out of wood and the name just stuck

Beurk
oopsie
yes I saw on a site that I can invite girls here for 100€/hour
22 yo still living at home

ERA

Raspberry Crusha

NO ERA

yes it is you fucking spastic, have posted from abroad in several countries
get a passport

Sorry Engen, the real queen has spoken

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vimto

swear I've never laughed harder than when that happened

Dr Pepper

>completely wide open teammate just 2 meters from you
>let me just smash it into the defender in front of me

>'sosig'

It is on Yea Forums lad

t. Posted on Yea Forums several times abroad

>which on of these should I sign to Inter Miami for PR purposes?

my sister

where the fuck is hegerberg?

FUCK OFF >>>>>>

Strawberry basedshake.

Maybe use your brain for 3 seconds

norwegian tears

Pepsi Max

WHICH IS IT

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Tea. Milk.

>Also how hasn’t Norway scored yet, and how hasn’t England scored another one?
Their offenses are just as bad as their defenses. The one goal was also pretty cheap.

lol its on ur end you mong

ERA? NO ERA?

urge

ENGEN
N
G
E
N

your neighbours dont want to hear hentai moaning kevin

Engen just hasn't been fucked properly yet. She'll turn.

Pay for an escort girl and have her shitpost on Yea Forums with you for an evening

hibiscus tea

It's not a handball if it bounces to the arm as 2nd contact

based golden balls

BECKS SPOTTED

handboll in box
not a penalty

fucking this semen gulping jizzort

Well we are not talking the male team here. So it is possible.

Wait wut

White monster

Not even gay but David.. Phwoar

BIG GAY

NO ERA PENAL

HARPER A CUTE!!!!

are david beckham
most of this team were probably inspired by watching bend it like beckham

Lipton peach ice tea.

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water

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What part of England are you lads from?

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That unironically sounds based. Do they have weird sports too? I have never seen a bad hurling match, and I got really into kabbadi once when it was on TV.

Brehs...

Didn't want to be part of the NT due to differences in the team.

try rojadirecta.me

LADS WATCH THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=3AoNKGwBB74

WHY ARE WE NOT 50 GOALS AHEAD?

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HOW DID WE GET AWAY WITH ONE JP???
DONT KNOW WHAT UR FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

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Whose dick do I have to suck to get that fucking knighthood?

>He's white

>Ref on our side
It's over Scandautists

What is Beckham, former MyLilSawker All-Star, doing here?

Hope Kiera attends the final

>can they bend it like beckham?

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Southern Ireland

always treat escorts like shit btw, they are utter garbage so don't view them as anything but

IT TASTES SO GREAT

england a cheat

Female announcer is right about England and the one two rhythm. They are more active this match.

Muncie

Is he going to shoot her in the bum?

>white
What you doing over there lad ?

Lel

preston mate

>yank think he knows about international travel shit

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Sark island

Portuguese on vacation.

the second city

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Crumton Oakes cider 2 for 5 pounds
Indian lady whos usually nice to me gave me a dirty look
Gonna have to buy some stella or something to win her back

>Yea Forums waifu is complete and utter SHIT

Lmfao dumb whore

has this been the worst match of the WWC? i think so

based bardsey going full pickford

Swe commentator just did a joke about bending like beckham

>American keeper trying to sabotage us

Brentford

Norway has to score a goal to keep a chance of winning this match desu

>english goalkeeping

US commentator started with
>And now our watch begins
and then name dropped Game of Thrones

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STOP SEXUALISING BECKHAM

I’ll say this about American sports at least they don’t end on the third minute man.

Our defence/goalie are incapable of clearing the ball

slagstown

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>portuguese
>white
uhhh..user...

almost disastro

Haha imagine watching that whilst you’re high! Lol

Does that mean he's not a nonce?

Her voice is unbearable

Unironically Cameroon was the worst game in the history of womens soccer

No.

No, they can still be the moral winners if they try their best

*clears throat*

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Bardsley is nice. HEEEEERRRRLOFSEN lol hasn't scored yet

they couldn't even get the real beckham for it but used a lookalike

She's only conceded one the whole tournament to be fair

Moe wold a qt

good lad

Expert analysis

Actually it was my friends WhatsApp pic. Look at the beer.

lamb noncer

No doubt she’s the one true qt of this World Cup. Any other choice is WRONG

If I'm not from the UK can I watch stuff on BBC one by signing up?

We are lucky to be trailing by just 1

...

Lmaoooo bruh I would lose my shit mang

thanks captain obvious

braemar road user?

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More so than USA v Thailand?

It's not looking good

got this stuck in my head

youtube.com/watch?v=3wRv7wxpn2w

But most entertaining and tense, waiting for the inevitable chimpout

"moe" it's in the name lad

Back to cric

(Tu)

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yeah i reckon if norway don't score then england have a good chance of winning
although if norway score more goals than england then they'll probably win
on the other hand if they both score the same amount of goals then it will go to extra time in my personal opinion

Pedo

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Orange vanilla Coke

naaaaaaarich

Hadn't thought it through but I guess you're right yeah

Based american educayshun.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL FUCK YOU NORWEIGH

GOAL!!!!! 2-0!!!!!!!!

engen posters btfo

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TSUUUUUUUUUU

F Engen.

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Whenever we score I'm just waiting for var to cancel it

GOGGLE CELLY

NO

AND I TOLD Yea Forums WHITE WAS GOOD! WHITE ROCKS! Coach looks solid too! Nice job White, six career goals!

>norway
>norway
>norway
>norway

Some user please explain that stupid celebration White does. I only know she copied it from some guy who played for Cologne.

hehe

Engen is just too easy for Anglos to aggressively dominate.

What if she looks even cuter being sad?

She's putting on her glasses to look through the glass ceiling

Impossible

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Siehst du das? She's mocking her vanquished foes.

This, we need England to score 10 goals in the second half like we did to Thailand so we can see her cry.

I can't wait for sad Norwegian girls; their eyes reddening, tears flowing down their cheeks, noses red, in each other's tight embrace to find comfort in not being alone.
I am getting a little hard just imagining it.

Thanks for that giggle mate.

>american outlaws

based

White rocks!

I wanna see her use that tongue on #16

JUST fact not opinion

racist Hot!

just my personal opinion lad could be wrong

nice

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Who is that woman keep calling cross a "service"?

Julie Ertz on USA has best ass

Fack I missed the second goal, was doing me dishes

laura giuliani