Paraguay confirmed on Copa América semis

Paraguay confirmed on Copa América semis

>Richarlison got diagnosed with mumps. He was quarantined and there's a slight chance of transmission to the Brazilian team. All the players and staff will be vaccinated after tonight's game.

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>be brazilian
>be disease ridden monkey

finally Messi can have his national trophy

>Vaccines may cause discomfort after being applied that last a couple days at most
If one of them gets ill then due to suggestion they'll all get sick and be shit playing

Argentina will get to the final, so IF Chile manages to beat Colombia and URGay we'll get Argentina-Chile Final 3: Messi's resignation x2

paraguayan bacterias are conspiring against us

All of south america is disease-ridden desu

are everton and watfords medical staff anti-vacers?
the fuck?

I remember when I got sick just before a school trip to Brazil

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Caxumba? More like paraguayan macumba!

Caxumba? Vai se fuder, que porra é essa? Não tem vacinas nas favelas não? Parece que o país tá 200 anos no passado

>mumps

nah he's just ugly

Oh no!

>vaccines
oh no they're all going to get autism

his time to shine

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in richarlisons case it would probably be an immense upgrade

They wo t get autism but if this is true theyll all get fatigued from the heightened immune response. But they're high performance athletes so you'll hardly notice.

F

Your body was doing yourself a favor.

Can they play for the German NT then?

>mfw gabriel jesus actually looks like that
I can't unsee it now

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i stayed at home palying wow instead of going to the "gira"