/trans/

Looking forward to Maguire staying at Leicester, has an ok season and then United and City offer £300m for him next summer

>what are you going to do, stab me?

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Pogba to United and Neymar to PSG

Aulas on RMC just now:
>received a 45M euros offer from tottenham
>nothing is done
>thinks ndombélé is worth more than that

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Who was in the wrong here?

TV money

The knife, you need harsher laws they are dangerous

clubs get more money from television rights and from advertising etc. Also, Maguire is homegrown which boosts his prize

>Leicester reject 300m
>Maguire has a shocker of a season, scores ten own goals
>Leicester brace themselves for the lowest, most insulting bids
>the fax machine beeps
>400m

pretty sure its because theyre going to get fucked by ffp if they keep buying players but playing like dogshit

The stabee

Bruno next for Manure.

the train commander

lads I've signed up to adultwork and I'm gonna start having sex with (most likely) men for cash

any advice?

I'm sweating just from typing.

Is this what it's like to be fat?

Capitalism is based and redpilled

Europa League starts soon lads

PL money and PSG splashing 220 on money, which led to Dortmund jewing their paying capability and charging them 160 on a french prospect.

Don't die x

that's gay

>Belgian forward Breel Embolo is expected to join Borussia Monchengladbach from FC Schalke on a deal until 2023. (Sportbild)
>Belgian

its too hot la

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Problem?

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All you faggots complaining about heat. Get over it. Buy AC.

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Pretend that your straight and advertise yourself as gay for pay. Some gay man are into this gimmick and will pay you and treat you better.

Jesus christ that's fucking racist dude

>(((BUY))) (((AC)))
>Consuming the air Jew

>buy something expensive and bad for the environment for the sake of being marginally more comfortable for about four days a year

Stop complaining then faggot

obama

For me, its opening a window and wearing fewer clothes

'no'

For me, it's lying in the paddling pool in the front garden and seeing if the kids coming home from school want to cool off

Feeling hot is just a state of mind. Just tell yourself you’re cold and you’ll be fine.

>27 June
>Premier League
Sepp van den Berg [PEC Zwolle - Liverpool] £1.3m

>English Football League
Joe Day [Newport - Cardiff] Free
Joe Edwards [Walsall - Plymouth] Free
Frank Fielding [Bristol City - Millwall] Free
Julien Lamy [Unattached - Rotherham] Free
Joe Morrell [Bristol City - Lincoln] Loan
Curtis Nelson [Oxford - Cardiff] Free
Sean Raggett [Norwich - Portsmouth] Loan
Will Vaulks [Rotherham - Cardiff] £2.1m

>Scottish Premiership
Connor Washington [Sheffield United - Hearts] Free

>International
Neto [Valencia - Barcelona] £23.3m

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I take it back, I want the rain again.

Just tried this. It works. Gonna go for a run.

put your wrists under a cold tap
icy fresh

>Liverpool have signed 17-year-old Sepp van den Berg from Eredivisie club PEC Zwolle.
OUR YEAR

Based Aulas cucking English clubs.

that looks like a bus

Train Captain*

>signs the next VVD for 1mil
top kek how do other clubs even get out of bed in the morning

>the next
has any prospect been given this kind of name and then actually gone on to be successful?

when was the last time a teenager liverpool bought made any impact on the first team?
sterling
and before that????

Flanagan?

joe gomez

>“If I wait another 8 days, it will be €80m… Tottenham made us an opening offer worth €45m. Then, we discussed more. Nothing is done, I can assure you. We are not in a hurry either. Tanguy has shown his qualities with the French national team. He is one of our best players. How much is he worth? I do not know but not just €45m.”
lose aulas la

I'm going to be the first to say that ceballos is a nigger of the highest order

>cant find Barry Town v Cliftonville stream
reeeee

>Porto manager Sergio Conceicao is interested in the soon-to-be vacant Newcastle United job, Sky Sports News understands.

*dabs on trans*

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It's being streamed live on FB. Check Barry Town's Twitter - few tweets down, the retweet from Sgorio.
twitter.com/BarryTownUnited

Heard from a friend of David Brooks that he'll be signing for utd any day now

do you reckon they could agree to just not use it?

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>old trafford and anfield not even having screens
there are going to be so many complete balls ups, should just do a thumbs up if the decision stands or a thumbs down if it doesn't, roman style, even a cheeky bit of horizontal wiggling to build the tension

They dont need to buy, their academy just made the best right back in the world

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B L I M P V A R S C R E E N
L
I
M
P

mike dean would fucking love doing that

Based and Trentpilled.

>Tanguy
How tan is he?

I know when will this racist neo-colonialism of the first world by the third world stop

Problematic post tbqh

Just have a giant screen levitate in the middle of the stadium through magnets la.

How is it that bad for the environment if you only use it four days out of the year

buying things you don't need is always bad for the environment

Honestly? Non-whites aren't human and should be culled like pests

>The offer would give the centre-back a basic salary of around £270,000 a week with add-ons increasing his possible earnings to £415,000 a week. Juventus will now start official talks withAjaxin the hope that a deal of around £70m will clinch a deal

You know it's bad when even PSG pull out

Young, handsome and Sun-tanned, you wouldn’t believe it

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Honestly? based

Also gets a150m euro release clause so he can join barca at some point, according to twitter

Oh it's the guardian,they're usually pretty good

>The 19-year-old’s agent, Mino Raiola, has been discussing a potential deal for his client for several weeks now and Wednesday’s news represent a significant breakthrough in negotiations for the Serie A club.Juventushave agreed to a release clause of around £134m for the Netherlands international

My Grandad's brother played for Uxbridge and made 5 quid a week

U avin a giggle m8?

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Thinking up a new meme for next season, every time Brighton plays I'll post:

>Weren't they relegated last season?

New meme: How come West Ham always loses but never gets relegated?

r8

Good one

You better not have more than 1 pair of jeans then faggot

that's a decent meme I'll look out for it next season thanks

What a detestable little scrote

I can only imagine that last City goal in the CL with the thumb wiggle now

He's Swiss, not Belgian.

So the post should be:
>Swiss

Swiss people dont exist

What is the easiest way to an hero myself?

Let me ride your cock

eat shit food and rarely exercise and wait 60 years

Nonsense, who's ever heard of a black Albanian?

1v1 a silverback gorilla

support arsenal
and wait till next season

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racist

Sounds pretty degenerate desu mate, be careful.

Clarke announced tomorrow
NDombele Sunday
Lo Celso next Friday

Don't they have cfc gas in them? Regardless whether you're using it or not that stuffs terrible for the ozone layer.

>spurs spending 60m on ndombele
>arsenal only have 40m to spend, 22m bid for a Scottish league fullback rejected
>Saliba being nicked from arsenal to spurs

This timeline is fun

Fake news, thats old shit aircon

you're a fucking retard, mate

Remember when Hull was in Europe
Remember when Hull topped the table for like two weeks lmao

Reminder that Arsenal and Man Utd are competing for the same trophy as Barry Town and Cardiff Metropolitan University

You are now aware that the first was 5 (FIVE) years ago.

>Barcelona and Liverpool are competing for the same trophy as TNS and FC Santa
woah

They're not called TNS anymore

>Oh it's the guardian,they're usually pretty good
never thought I'd hear that combination of words in my life

tns are objectively orders of magnitude bigger than barry town

Err... tnsfc.co.uk/

Cardiff Met are based

>45M euros offer from tottenham

What a ridiculous lowball, Aulas should have cut off all negotiations right there.

Throwback to last time Levy and Aulas negotiated a deal.

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Dummy.
It was just an initial offer to negotiate. And take into account that both presidents are extremely jewish

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>San Marino football
They'll forever be the whipping boys of Europe, won't they.

>both Andorran teams won
based

Why are they so shit even compared to other shitters?

>there were suggestions that the pressure had upset the player
ironic.

I genuinely don't know. Even in the Nations League they lost 6 from 6. "Only" conceded 16 goals though which is some result for them.

Their league system being fucking weird doesn't help: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018–19_Campionato_Sammarinese_di_Calcio

I want the USWNT to lose so badly. Annoying vapid cunts

strolled through to the semi finals
based girls

They'll probably end up winning anyway

>I want the USWNT to lose so badly
everyone does

They get more funding than all of the other teams combined. they aren't going to lose

Fair play to the BBC, their intense unending shilling of women's footy has actually worked and got me watching the matches

This

San Marino can't nationalize players and all the good ones get italian citizenship

go away david

wonder if they play cameroon this year

me too buddy, i think most dislike them

fact is women are sound and also really good at footy and also they have big wobbly boobies that make me feel nice

>Nice boss Patrick Vieira, 43, Rangers manager Steven Gerrard, 39, and Manchester City coach Mikel Arteta, 37, are all on Newcastle's shortlist
Congratulations to Gary Monk on his appointment as Newcastle manager

is pardew's contract still going?

One year left: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/19747531

Til September 2020

its time for nouveau chateau deux: electrique boogaloo

Guendouzi is so damn bad.

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He'd give Almiron 4 games then sell him to Marseille

7chan wins again baby

>no wizchan

very based

I don't really give a shit about Yea Forums desu

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based 4channeler

All those posters had 'nigger hate' and 'how do we fix white women?' threads in other tabs

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FFS is chelsea really buying Kovashit?

sounds pretty based to me my dude

>[David Maddock] Don't shoot the messenger, but if Liverpool are to make any more signings this summer, as things stand they really won't be £60-70m, high-profile players. Slight possibility of versatile forward/wide-man, but likely to be around £20m mark or less....
*slips*

haha yeah guess so mate

beat you to it slowpoke

Chelsea F.C. will win the 2019-20 UEFA Champions League.

based liverpool playing mind games before making the mbappe announcement on july 1st

This. Written in the stars

liverpool would unironically never make that move. It would fuck their wage structure too much and would turn the dressing room into Man Utd.

>post sinks
Daily reminder those had embedded CP in them, so if you saved any 'cool sinks', delete them.

loftus-cheek can miss the whole 2019/20 season because of his injury

>man utd and liverpool both end up bleating ME ISTREE at each other while they struggle to finish 7th
would be laffs

>Parris keeps taking penalties despite being shit at them
Grim.

Not for years m8. That exploit doesn't exist anymore. It's all metamemery nowadays

I think Liverpool will definitely finish top 3. The only way they will get those world class players like Mbappe is if they slowly shift their wage structure to insane levels, which is impossible nowadays without Middle Eastern owners.

I was suggesting what would happen if Mmmbop signed like was suggested at the end of the post with "It would fuck their wage structure too much and would turn the dressing room into Man Utd."

oh ok im just room temperature IQ disregard my post

100m is 'fuck off we're not selling' pricing

If they're actually so stupid to pay that much then you're laughing all the way to the bank

didn't stop atletico from getting felix

and with that money you can easily find a replacement

Would be beautiful

Kovacic is a really good player though and it's not like Chelsea is buying anyone else this summer.

He was fantastic in the EL final.

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benfica aint that kind of club lad

should have asked for 150 then

#Mbappe2020

>Manchester City and Germany forward Leroy Sane, 23, remains Bayern Munich's top transfer target this summer despite a recent lack of progress on a deal. (Sky Sports)

Sporting boss Marcel Keizer believes the chances of keeping Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes at the club are slim, with Manchester United among those interested in the 24-year-old. (Record, via Manchester Evening News)

>Manchester United are considering a move for Barcelona and France defender Samuel Umtiti, 25. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

Celtic boss Neil Lennon has told Arsenal they will need to pay "a lot more" money if they are to secure a deal for Scotland left-back Kieran Tierney, 22. (Telegraph)

>Arsenal are keeping tabs on Monaco forward Keita Balde, 24, after Inter Milan opted against signing the Senegal international. (Le 10 Sport, via Metro)

Borussia Dortmund and France Under-20 defender Dan-Axel Zagadou, 20, wants to leave the club and is a target for Arsenal. (Bild, via Mirror)

>The father of Juventus striker and Everton target Moise Kean, 19, has announced that the Italian "wants to move to Inter Milan". (Mirror)

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Atletico Madrid are considering a move for Real Madrid's Colombian playmaker James Rodriguez, with the 27-year-old surplus to requirements at the Bernabeu. (Cadena SER, via AS)

>Tottenham are ready to make a move for Arsenal target William Saliba, with St-Etienne valuing the 18-year-old French defender at £20m. (RMC, via Star)

Bayern Munich attempted to hijack PEC Zwolle defender Sepp van den Berg's move to Liverpool while the 17-year-old Dutchman was undergoing a medical. (Times)

>Assistant manager Gianfranco Zola will leave Chelsea this weekend when his contract expires, having turned down the offer of an ambassadorial role at the club. (Guardian)

Manchester United could make a decision on whether to sign a centre-back by the end of the week. (Manchester Evening News)

>France midfielder Adrien Rabiot, a summer target for Manchester United, looks to have edged closer to a move away from PSG after the 24-year-old's mother revealed the club have not made any offers to tempt her son to stay. (Daily Mail)

Real Madrid's Norwegian playmaker Martin Odegaard, 20, is set to head out on loan for another two seasons. (AS)

>English midfielder Sean Longstaff, 21, is expected to report for pre-season training as normal next week with Newcastle United, despite interest from Manchester United. (Chronicle)

Arsenal's 21-year-old Polish centre-back Krystian Bielik wants to leave the club this summer. (Sun)

>German striker Bassala Sambou, 21, has rejected a new contract with Everton and is set to move to the Bundesliga or Eredivisie. (Liverpool Echo)

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>need defender and DM player
>have it in Bielik
>get rid of him
How about you play him if Holding is injured or as rotation for Torreria. Or in the League Cup. Etc.

Nobody wants England to lose the Cricket World Cup; they just know we're shit. We can't beat the best teams (India, Australia) and fall to weaker teams (Pakistan, Sri Lanka). How about be good enough for us to hope for a win? Media is at fault for calling us 'favourites'. Scum.

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>9/10 girl is into me for some reason
>I’m a straight 5/10, maybe 6/10 on a good day
>Make her sign for me as my GF
>Set release clause high with a long contract
>Make big money if things dont work out and she asks for a move
>If things work out my club will start getting good results in the social league

It’s a win/win lads

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>9/10 girl is into me for some reason
This story fell apart right here. Scandinavians are autistic by nature.

>Dane is a JJew bandwagoner
Daily reminder D*nes are what happened when a German fucked a Swede and then had a miscarriage.

Don't think Spurs' transfer plans are too bad if they spend loads in a quality player every other summer (and decent backup options in between)

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>After international duty this month, Tanguy Ndombele visited Tottenham's facilities. At the same time, Mauricio Pochettino convinced him to join by telling him that Spurs intend to build a team this summer that can win the Premier League in 2019/20

Activate it

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>what are we, some kind of spuricide squad?

>This is Barry Bane, the man can tap every tap in, IN!

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> check every day twice for pool news
> all we get is poor mans de ligt
Summer be over already so I can drink to winning the super copa with my larping virginian friends

That's a big mouth

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>see BBC report on England slags' game
>these are the two highest rated comments

"We should become less obsessed with comparing women’s football to men’s. I’ve stopped doing this, watched this WC & enjoyed it. The women’s game is at a different point of evolution. Pundits & commentators are often the worst: “Jill Scott beats Peter Shilton’s record”. No she hasn’t! Women’s football is a different game & if you continue with this obsession you’ll keep getting derisory comments "

"I've actually enjoyed some of the games but after the '5 reasons why women's football is better than men's' article by the BBC I won't be watching anymore. Couldn't have been '5 reasons why women's football is good' could it. So much for inclusion - let's keep driving division more like. Sick of agenda's - just want to watch football."

The article in question: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48742850

Thank fuck people are finally waking up to the bullshit.

>Thank fuck people are finally waking up to the bullshit.
Mate this has been known for fucking ages. People have been 'woke' for a while. BBC doesn't give a fuck. It keeps doing it.
>Marta beats records for most goals scored in World Cup, beats Klose!
>Scott beats Shilton's record!
>England first team to reach three semi-finals in major tournaments in a row!
Etc. It's bullshit, everybody sees it. I like women's football but I am sick of this shit. I just want the two to be separate.

>Chelsea are expected to complete the signing of Real Madrid midfielder Mateo Kovacic for £40m despite being under a two-window transfer ban.
I love loopholes.

Origi

>ben arfa 2.0

I take pardew at this point

Origi is like a really really lucky semi-pro footballer, he amazes me.

>tfw 4:03am and you want to talk about transfers
Ah well.

>AC Milan are preparing a bid to sign Arsenal midfielder Lucas Torreira on loan, with a view to a permanent transfer.

>The Serie A club will make an offer in the region of £4.5m for a two-season loan, with an additional fee of around £25m to make the Uruguayan's move permanent at the end of that period.

Shame Arsenal are retarded enough to accept. He's valued at like £50m on transfermarket. Fucking hell. He cost £30m didn't he?

Where the fuck is everyone

School holidays must have started early.

lube up that arshole gonna get floppy boy

Why no big /trans/ anymore
Just silly money for literal whos?
Also can someone plz update the carver shop meme i beg you

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>If America wins they it will be insufferable
>if they lose underage redditors will spam 'LE TRUMP CURSE' for the next week
bit torn lads

but we just talk about sports

will irons sign Maxi Gomez on my birthday

please do

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Is america in the cunt wc semis?

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quarters

I like that we knicked the japs last final but womyns football is as atrocious as mls
Havent watched a full match since cl final
Gn see u in august

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Literally just Nerman's release clause at Barca

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>been waking up at a healthy normal time
>when all the football is on in the evenings
boooring

>yes, we are the only London team with champions league football and that can buy players.

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Can someone who knows about these things tell me if Phil Neville is actually a good manager or if England's waymen have only faced shitters?

the shitposting will be better if we lose. Also the team deserved to get humbled.

They've only faced shitters. France might BTFO England.

>Real Madrid's Norwegian playmaker Martin Odegaard, 20, is set to head out on loan for another two seasons. (AS)
>20 year old former wonderkid

did madrid kill him or was he just not that good in the first placE?

He was literally just a Youtube Compilation hype player, but Madrid bought into the meme.

both

From what I've heard he began slow and was finally making progress last season. He was being linked with Ajax not long ago but that's died down what with the de Ligt transfer, I think real just don't rate him that highly

He deserves it. What an absolute idiot.

Women's Hockey > Women's Football

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I don't get the purpose of making them be equal. They're inherently different.

damn twitter roasting us

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>accusing club managment of drug abuse
wow rude

"Chelsea have beaten their Fifa transfer ban by just 72 hours to agree a £50million deal for the permanent signing of Mateo Kovacic from Real Madrid

But the Blues will make a decision on Everton target Kurt Zouma or the futures of full-backs Marcos Alonso or Davide Zappacosta, who are both open to moves away, until Frank Lampard has started work as head coach.

Kovacic spent last season on loan at Stamford Bridge and that deal was due to expire on Sunday, when the ban would have prevented Chelsea from keeping him.

But Chelsea agreed a deal with Real to sign Kovacic on Wednesday night, meaning they can sign the Croatia international despite the two-window ban.

Hudson-Odoi tried to force a move to Bayern Munich in January by handing in a transfer request and the German club, along with Paris Saint-Germain, remain admirers of the teenager.

The Kovacic deal will be key given Chelsea cannot sign any more players this summer

The transfer ban, together with Ruben Loftus-Cheek’s long-term injury, convinced Chelsea to push ahead with Kovacic’s signing despite an unspectacular first season in English football.

Kovacic made 51 appearances across all competitions under Sarri, but did not manage to score a goal and registered just two Premier League assists.

The signing of Kovacic puts Chelsea under pressure to sell or loan out at least one foreign player to fulfil Champions League squad guidelines. Everton want to sign central defender Zouma permanently.

Lampard also faces a decision over the futures of full-backs Alonso and Zappacosta, who are both open to moves away from Stamford Bridge.

Kovacic’s sale means Real have recouped some much-needed cash after signing Eden Hazard from Chelsea in a deal worth £100m."

Sorest loser ever

What does this season hold for my big nigga Tammy Abraham?

Kek

apparently this picture of Aaron Wan Bissaka in a United kit got leaked. He already has that trademark United "dead inside" look, should fit right in

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True but tbf not many people would turn down the chance to play for real especially for amount they were throwing at him. He probably would have done better signing for a bundes team or even more kino would have been if he stayed in the Norwegian league and made himself a club legend and helped his team to a famous run in the European cup competitions. Too bad I guess..

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Based or cringe?
twitter.com/PrecianaBrown/status/1144341983298822145

Bretty cool, not gonna lie

literally forgot arsenal existed until this post

>Ian Wright
based
>players talking like the man dem ting bruv
cringe

>helped his team to a famous run in the European cup competitions
has a Nowegian club ever done that?

thats just how he looks

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>smoking weed
>abuse

senpai..

Herro rads

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>According to Goal Italia’s Romeo Agresti on Friday morning, Buffon and Juventus have agreed to personal terms on the 41-year-old’s soon-to-be official one-year contract. After years of being one of Juventus’ highest-paid players Buffon will now be one of the lowest-paid members of Maurizio Sarri’s squad, with Agresti reporting that Juve’s former No. 1 will earn a salary of €1.5 million plus some potential bonuses.

Apparently his contract includes mandatory 8 league appearances which would break the Serie A record

Bouncy Boobie's

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That’s just how niggers look

Hopefully that self centred old fraud goofs those 8 games and costs them the title

Milan's been kicked out of the EL lmao

W-what are you talking about?

Fun fact: Jack Grealish has a 60mil release clause

youre gonna get a bunch of hideous fat hairy manlets with home counties accents and piss fetishes m8

It would be obviously at the end of the season after they already win the title

not everybody is like you senpai

No they asked not to be included because they cant respect FFP.
Donnarumma is going to PSG for sure if Areola agrees to the switch

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Yeah no, even CAS rules that they're out. Milan might have done so voluntarily but they didn't have a say in it in the end

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Kill them after so they can't tell anyone you're gay

kek

twitter.com/PurelyFootball/status/1144315203980595200

i dont get it literally
>sign player for 30m
>give him a wage boost
>year later
>3 years still left on the contract
>player proven to be good and useful
>lack players in the position
>loan him for two seasons, your only good player in that position
>lack transfer funds
>get 5m
>profit 5m in the long term, on paper only
who is the guy that said to himself "yeah, thats a good deal"?

QSG won’t have any French players left if they keep this up

>that hair
>that facial structure
>that confidence
Future chad

Might be on silly wages.
Actually he probably is given its Arsenal.

>tfw Arsenal rebranding themselves as a championship club

He's not wrong

>Celtic have signed Christopher Jullien from Toulouse for £7 million

Can any French bros tell me about him?

He's a very tall, slightly above average, Ligue 1 defender.

>Non league transfers

I’m from Toulouse but I don’t watch Ligue 1 so no

Come back to me when your club has won the big cup, completed an invincible season and treble treble, is adored by the IRA and 1/64th plastic paddy yanks, and operated one of the most successful and long-running paedophile rings in sporting history.

My club has won the big cup

All the over things they could do if they were playing league 2 tier sides all season as well

If a match goes down to penalties, would you prefer the better team or worse team to win?

Celtic has nothing to do with paedophilia but ok

Based rugby chad

Either my team or the underdogs la

I don't know of any other instances but apparently rosenborg reached the quarter finals of the champions league in 97
>Yfw they won against a team composing Maldini, Savicevic and Baggio that season

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Milan AC banned from Europe.
>Welcome to PSG Toreirra highlights skills and goals

Just give us 10-in-a-row now.

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smaller clubs have seen the TV/sponsor money so put their top players on fuck off transfer valuations, and the bigger clubs are getting so desperate and have so much money they pay it, leading to trickle down inflation because the smaller clubs then do this to clubs below them in a neverending cycle of money being absolutely pissed away

>but ok
Good to see you agree

*Milan
I fucked that up

Why don't more clubs try to be buy Zyiech, Torreira, Ben Yedder and those quite cheap players?
Ziyech for 35m isn't that much nowadays.

Depends if my team is in the match/if my team is playing the winner of that match

Uh, excuse me, Scottish fitba isnae allowed to spend

>buying eredivsie players

>incels on Yea Forums
unironically fake news, everyone who I know irl that posts on an imageboard is fairly normal if slightly eccentric. the /pol/ racism is just edgy 16 year olds and 90% of the weird shit is just shiposting because it's anonymous and it's fun

Survivorship bias.
It's hard to meet incels with no friends.

1/2

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2/2

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How long till Gazza drops the n word?

he's probably got a handler of some kind to stop him

Considering that video of him asking for coke from a Jamaican he probably doesn't want to use it and get cut off

Ravel Morrison more or less confirmed as having just signed for Sheffield United. Spotted at the ground by a fan and liking joke tweets from fans.

No good player want to stay in Ligue 1 for long, french or not

Good signing 2bh

They're still finishing dead last though

Wasn't it going around for years that Giggs is his dad?

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Pretty based desu

Any North West man wanting sucked? Leave your kik

Newcastle?

Welcome to United!

>Some breaking news: Martin O'Neill has lost his job at Nottingham Forest. A number of key players have increasingly turned against him. It's reached the top of the club and I'm told he's been sacked, five months since taking job #NFFC

>Neetingham Florist
or
>Neetin O’Neet

Poor MON. Taking the Snuderland job curses you forever as a Manager.

He's gone downhill ever since he walked away from villa

>They're still finishing dead last though
I'm a bit more hopeful. If we go down we go down, quite amazing that we're here in the first place considering not even three years ago we were bottom of League One and we've spent fuck all money to get here.

But we have, quite simply, a fucking amazing manager. If anyone can keep this side in the Premier League it's Wilder.

Aren't your owners proper cuntish though?

Welcome to Ibiza FC!

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Haha..

Yeah they're fucking about in court. Basically Kevin McCabe sold half the club to a Saudi price who he thought was absolutely loaded in 2013, for the sum of just £1. Anyhow, the Poundland Prince did put a little in the pot, but nowhere near the riches McCabe was led to believe would follow. Since we got Wilder in and shot up the leagues the Prince all of a sudden got more interested, and activated a clause in the original deal that would allow him to buy the entire club. McCabe could do similar. Basically, that clause is incredibly shady, so no one knows who actually owns the club at the moment. McCabe is far from being some sort of fan favourite. Stable ownership when he had total control but got so nervy after we spent a few quid in 07/08 after the last Premier League relegation and didn't go back up, to the point where there was virtually no decent investment in the team for the next ten years thereafter.

How badly can you lose the players in 5 months, when you don't even see them for 2 months of that

Florist not fucking about, appointing a new head gardener

>And...

>Nottingham Forest are delighted to announce that Sabri Lamouchi has been appointed as the club’s new head coach.

>#NFFC

>white guy gets offers from the top before he’s even retired
>niggas like my pham Sol need to start at the very bottom to even get a career
Mad tingz

No matter how crazy things are at Derby, you can always guarantee Forest to out-do us

*Palermo's your path*

Worked quite well for Spurs in the past. Half their players played for Ajax at some point.

Cause he's a genuine prick

>Worked out well for spurs
>0 trophies

We have different definitions of worked out well

>Worked quite well for Spurs in the past.
>Janssen

>mid table team now gets CL football every year and even reach the final
They are doing fine. Ask Everton if they wouldn't want the same.

>quite

Lads. Where were you when you realised England women will win the World Cup. I was pissed as fuck last night in the pub and it just came to me.

Doesn't he need to get a license or something?

Rooney's a retard, he'll get relegated twice at two different clubs then spend the rest of his life doing punditry

>Janssen
>Ajax

I've been saying for years it's coming home

Obviously I've been referring to this tournament

>BREAKING: Martin O’Neill has been sacked from his job at Nottingham Forest

Update on the Lukaku story
>BREAKING: Inter will bid £62.8m to sign Manchester United's Romelu Lukaku on a two-season long loan with an obligation to buy, according to Sky in Italy.
twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1144591974600708098

Can't buy trophies though can you?

Advantage of this is to.. delay the one-off big fee?

Have a meme m8

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Yep, it's probably the best offer Utd will get for him.

>play like shit for two years
>that price
Wew lads.

Might be an FFP thing

so far behind you've missed the fact they've hired someone new already

O’Neill sacked
theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/28/nottingham-forest-sack-martin-oneill-after-just-five-months-in-charge

STATE of these Italian clubs when it comes to transfers with clubs outside of Italy, like an entire fucking country made up of Harry Redknapps

Absolute state of the running of Forest.
Will it ever end?

>sexy grills

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Wish those yoga pants were my face tbqh

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Top lad there

Atletico Madrid have given Marcos Llorente Rodri's number 14

>start BRAP-posting ironically
>start fantasising about womens BRAAAPS unironically

don't think this 'irony' thing quite works for me if you know what am saying

8 seasons in a row they've sacked a manager midway through the season (at least once). Wonder if anyone told this new guy that

Inter Milan will make a bid worth £62.8m within 24 hours to sign Manchester United's Romelu Lukaku, according to Sky in Italy. The deal will be a two-season long loan with an obligation

>Aston Villa are in talks to sign Southampton left back Matt Targett, Sky Sports News understands.

Manchester City are ready to trigger Atletico Madrid midfielder Rodri's £62.5m release clause, and the player could now be about to leave the Spanish capital.... Marcos Llorente has just been presented at Atletico....with number 14.
That’s Rodri’s number.

>No signings at all for Spurs last year, but that looks about to change with the club closing in on a deal for Leeds forward Jack Clarke

Aaron Wan-Bissaka has completed his medical at Man Utd and agreed personal terms on a £50m move from Palace

>Liverpool have sold Rafael Camacho to Sporting Lisbon for £5m

Man Utd are weighing up a move for Barcelona centre-back Samuel Umtiti, according to reports in Mundo Deportivo.

>Milan have agreed a deal to sign Real Madrid left-back Theo Hernandez on loan with a €20m obligation to buy.

Roma have accepted a bid of €10m from Genoa for Gerson, but the midfielder is not yet convinced about the transfer.

>Fiorentina will reportedly let Alban Lafont join Nantes and make Bartlomiej Dragowski their No 1 goalkeeper.

Chievo could earn as much as €9m from the proposed sale of Inter striker Andrea Pinamonti to Genoa.

>BREAKING NEWS: #ACMilan officially withdraw from next season's #EuropaLeague!

Real Madrid midfielder Martin Odegaard will join Real Sociedad on a two-year loan agreement, according to a report in Marca.

>Inter have agreed to sell defender Zinho Vanheusden to Standard Liege for €12.5m, while veteran Tommaso Berni has signed a new contract.

Atletico Madrid are working hard to ensure Benfica star Joao Felix joins the club before the 7 July deadline for returning to training, say Marca.

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>Barcelona midfielder Denis Suarez is set to join Celta Vigo rather than Valencia this summer, according to a report in Marca.

Villarreal have paid Napoli the €4m release clause of central defender Raul Albiol, who has also passed his medical at the club, report Marca.

>Roma are insistent upon signing Real Betis defender Marc Bartra this summer but the Spanish club are under no pressure to sell, report Marca.

Real Madrid and Ajax are at loggerheads over the valuation of midfielder Donny van de Beek, according to a report in Marca.

>Monaco have dismissed Gladbach's desire to make a transfer bid for 18-year-old defender Jonathan Panzo; they do want to loan him, with Utrecht a credible destination

Nîmes to sign 31-year-old attacking midfielder Romain Philippoteaux from Auxerre

>Olympiakos are interested in signing Dijon goalkeeper Bobby Allain on a 3-year contract

30-year-old midfielder Kevin Bru signs for Dinamo Bucharest, despite interest from Toulouse

>Aston Villa interested in Angers midfielder Baptiste Santamaria

Celtic sign 26-year-old French central defender Christopher Jullien for a reported €8m from Toulouse

>25-year-old winger Harrison Manzala (Angers) to be loaned to Le Mans

Gladbach have opened formal negotiations with Angers to sign French attacker Flavien Tait, according to L'Équipe

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>Le Havre in negotiations with Guingamp to sign 33-year-old defender Christophe Kerbrat (RMC)

Nantes close to securing the loan signing of 22-year-old winger Samuel Grandsir from AS Monaco

>Sabri Lamouchi is in advanced discussions to become the new manager of Nottingham Forest

Freiburg have completed the signing of 24-year-old South Korea international Kwon Chang-hoon from Dijon FCO for €3m

>Strasbourg & Rennes are interested in signing Sevilla right-back Sébastien Corchia, according to L'Équipe

Arsenal's opening bid for William Saliba rejected by St Étien

>Nottingham Forest appoint Sabri Lamouchi as their new manager.

Schalke forward Breel Embolo has signed a contract with Borussia Mönchengladbach & will join for a reported €16m including bonuses, all that's missing in the official announcement, according to Bild

>24-year-old RB Leipzig attacker Bruma has joined Dutch club PSV Eindhoven for €15 million

Bayer Leverkusen confirm 20-year-old midfielder Sam Schreck has joined Dutch club FC Groningen on a three-year contract

>Freiburg are close to sealing the transfer of 24-year-old Dijon attacker Chang-Hoon Kwon, according to Kicker

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>Grandsir
>Lafont
Who can stop us

>PSG extends it’s Nike contract to 2032
foxsports.com/soccer/story/psg-signs-contract-extension-with-supplier-nike-until-2032-062819

>Stephen Warnock
>Jay Spearing
>Martin Kelly
>Jon Flanagan
>Andre Wisdom
>Sterling
>Trent Alexander-Arnold

All got first team play after joining Liverpool as teenagers.

The SJW's will run Salah out of Liverpool.
Heh heh heh.

Teen Titans:
comics.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600061479

King of the Hill:
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094067

Recess:
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094035

Scooby Doo:
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094223

cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094224 (Same story but futa)

Weekenders:
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094327

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out

cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195

"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, there's a futa on male version as well

If you read any of them, let me know - thanks

>play academy players in the first team!!
>positive net spend!!!
>fuck billionaire owners!!
>homegrown quota!!!

a lot of these seem pretty noncey

forgot my pic

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thank god you remembered, otherwise i would have had to report you for extremely low quality posting!!!

>Oil Money la

Mohamed Salah
@MoSalah
looking forward to a fruitful partnership #ExxonMobil

Brap posters are disgusting and have done their best to ruin arses, which shouldnt be possible

do you reckon a british person has ever done this?

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Thrown a ball or kicked a ball? Yeah

Rooney vs City.

owen vs city

glad you remembered, really ties the post together

>(Same story but futa)

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Do a Korra one next

>Exchange and negotiation under way between @juventusfc and : to and Luca to @OfficialASRoma #Spinazzola #Roma #Pellegrini the #Juventus @SkySport #calciomercato

Spicy swap

>not ATLA
Maximum plebery

>spoopghetti

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Is that Ndombele?

Nice to see Kenya get the win yesterday

He looks like he fucks white women

Wooooah racist much

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Jesus christ

Cant a nigga have a carbonara without becoming a meme

>egg salad and baby spinach
I rate it

I blame social media for 9/10 problems

Reminds me of this.

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Chelsea have rejected a fresh offer from Bayern Munich for Callum Hudson-Odoi, according to Bild. The Bundesliga champions were willing to pay £22m for the winger, whose contract expires at the end of next season.

>Manchester City want to sign Juventus defender Joao Cancelo, but are insisting on Danilo as a part exchange, according to Sky in Italy.

Ajax are seeking €75m (£67.2m) from Juventus for Matthijs de Ligt, with the Italian club yet to agree on a fee, Sky in Italy reports.

>Italian defender Andrea Raggi has left Monaco after seven years in the principality.

Roma and Juventus are negotiating a deal that would see Luca Pellegrini and Leonardo Spinazzola swap clubs.

>Real Madrid left-back Theo Hernandez is expected to undergo a medical with Milan on Monday after agreeing a €20m switch.

Arsenal have reportedly set their sights on Keita Balde Diao after Inter sent the winger back to Monaco.

>Barcelona & Atletico Madrid held a meeting last week for Antoine Griezmann, according to L'Équipe - the two clubs discussed the possibility of a player heading to Atleti in exchange

L'Équipe confirm that Juventus will target Ricardo Pereira (Leicester City) should João Cancelo depart.

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You just know her emotional support Iguana has seen some shit

>hannah hays
She's too cute and retarded for porn.

Anyways I'm off to collecting tyranid skulls for my throne. Whis me luck lads

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>She's too cute and retarded for porn.
would have thought being cute and retarded would be the perfect attributes for a successful porn star

>Chelsea have rejected a fresh offer from Bayern Munich for Callum Hudson-Odoi,

Lmfao these fags are getting real desperate, they've tried tapping up Odoi and Sane and failed at both.

Odoi is about to sign a new 5 year deal

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>Odoi is about to sign a new 5 year deal
>at chelsea
sounds like career suicide

Not with Lamps at the wheel

Fuck the NHS lads. They are shit

What happened la

>He doesn't know that the Tories have been tanking the NHS for years so they can privatise it and sell it to the highest bidder

You fool, you've fallen for one of the classic blunders

>tank the railways
>sell the railways
>trains are still shit but now also expensive
bravo privatisation

>Believing the National Health Service Jew

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Supposed to start chemo on Monday but nobody has confirmed it to me or given me appointment times and the person who told me they would give me this information today isn’t even working today. This happens with every fucking appointment they make

Is Joao Felix going to Atletico or not?

He already went

>not becoming bankrupt from medical bills is a jewish trick
ok

>muh cancer
literally every thread, get over it pal

>Tanks the prisons
>Sell the prisons
>Private security firm can only staff 2 guards per 100 inmates
>Unstoppable prison riots

Another success story for privitization!

>pretending to have cancer so you can slag off the NHS and shoehorn your politics into /trans/

twitter.com/Parky08/status/1144588529026158592

>Jon "THE BEAST" Parkin in charge of cropping images

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AFCON is on Eurosport for anyone else super bored.

Just mowed the lawn, swallowed about 3 flies

It's not been a great day

they bought him for way too much and for some reason expect to make decent returns after the last year

>Tunisa v Mali
dont think I can get hype for it

>Aston Villa are planning major regeneration works that will involve demolishing the current ticket office and Villa Village merchandise stores, with plans for a museum or hotel to be built. [birmingham live] #avfc

Tony Xia's football theme park dream coming to life

murderer

> Roy Keane Assistant Manager

What’s happening down there?

The current ticket office is ugly as sin though.

£10 says it becomes a mosque

Kek. You get over it faggot

>Halal Villa

They need to redo the whole north stand

Wish they would go back to the red brick style like they have on the Holte end and used to have on the trinity

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sorry if this is not a good post but i just want to say i think james rodriguez to me is like a top 15 player in the world in the right surroundings. i'm very disappointed with how his career has gone; he is such a beautiful player

North stand needs a good jet wash more than anything. Maybe in 5 years time if Villa are solid and safe in the PL, then the North Staand can be replaced with something less ugly and shit.

But yes, bring back stain glass windows and redbricks pls

I thought you said Jay Rodriguez for a second and was going to call you a deluded cunt

This idea was floated about when England were bidding for the 2018 world cup

2bh we've already put a cap on season tickets because we've sold to many, keep that up for a few seasons (if we stay up of course) and who knows what could change

I always thought Jay Rodriguez was an Argie until I heard an interview with him. that was a genuine, josh king-esque shock that rocked me to my core

Sorry to hear that. Where is the cancer?

I think the NHS COULD be great but it's being run by totally inept idiots and seems to refuse to modernise. It'll likely be gone in the next decade but with a proper restructuring and updating of systems it doesn't need to go. Had to take my gf to A&E for heart pains the other day and it took 8 hours and 5 different doctors to all ask the same questions just to get a diagnosis. They write it all down every time, surely they can save everyone's time and money just by having less bullshit beurocracy

I'd unironically flatten half of Aston and turn the place into a park or something as part of VIlla park.

There's a park next door

>Anyways I'm off to collecting tyranid skulls for my throne. Whis me luck lads
What does this mean?

Yeah I meant the shithole terraces on the other side, and the area near the Tesco

coordinated invasion from the brummy discord
time to jump out of /trans/

Definitely needs more pubs

I'm sick of walking to one stop after a match (I'm not going to pay entry to the witton arms)

At least we're talking about football instead of the NHS

GIVE A FOOTBALLERS WAGES TO AN NHS

>Not giving soldiers footballers wages

Lrn2gammon

I park behind the dodgy Nigerian shops at Perry barr island. Its free (for now). Still means you have to walk for a bit

Your mums the floozie

Fpl is back lads

I think its a lack of confidence, inevitably leads to slips. Anything less than 300 runs should be chaseable with our batting line up, even against Australia, and even with Roy missing.

thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9185333/chelsea-pot-one-champions-league-hazard-real-madrid-liverpool-man-city-tottenham/
>The Blues will also avoid the winner of the 2018/19 Champions League final between Liverpool and Tottenham.
Are they filled with retards? Even without taking into account that they're like one month late for this, you can't meet teams from your own association in the group stage anyway.

big cock /hoc/
small dick /cric/

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feminine penis /trans/

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Lads. I feel like pure shit

See kids walking round in Messi shirts all over and literally no one wearing Ronaldo shirts, neither Madrid nor Juve

You must live somewhere with weak minds.

Everyone here wears Ronaldo shirts

do you want a lucozade?

Theres no weak minds in yorkshire

>The Bundesliga champions were willing to pay £22m for the winger
Thought their £50m offer in January was rejected and they're offering like £70m now? When did it go down to £22m?

There were when Liverpool turned up in Sheffield. Some of the. Were so weak they were crushed

ah yes 5pm and time for the abls to start their rounds

The jews unironically

I have nothing against Lecce desu

Is AFCON doing a dumb 'half the 3rd place teams qualify' thing?

Oh, I didn't see you there user
Me, I'm just doing my stretches and checking my many millions of Twitter mentions

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Isn't it two thirds?

Pretty weird to take a picture whilst doing that desu

What’s two thirds of a third of a third tho?

This is why the group stage of tournaments are so uninteresting. Who cares if some shitter can make it through on 2 points

Not been keeping up he said rape is ok if a muslim does it?

Only statutory rape

Probably around the time he fucked up his Achilles and entered the last year of his contract

h-hello?

Zaha to Arsenal for too much money

Is it me you’re looking for?

Have done 4 shits today. Feeling a bit ropey

>kill the NHS
>get rewarded by becoming the PM
>sell off the scraps to American corporations
>you get a £20,000 bill for calling an ambulance

Best hope you're all rich enough for private health care

I never get ill so not arsed

Shit forgot pic

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>required, permitted, or enacted by statute.
What did he mean by this?

>Côte d'Ivoire

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>The name had long since been translated literally into other languages, which the post-independence government considered increasingly troublesome whenever its international dealings extended beyond the Francophone sphere. Therefore, in April 1986, the government declared that Côte d'Ivoire (or, more fully, République de Côte d'Ivoire) would be its formal name for the purposes of diplomatic protocol, and since then officially refuses to recognize or accept any translation from French to another language in its international dealings.

>africans

United's line up for their season opener was just leaked.

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Suprising how theyre pissed off because the name is translated but don't care about their name being incredibly colonial

2/27

The group stage is just a formality. The tournament proper starts from the RO16.

Last month they were still willing to offer like £70m despite all that, though. Besides I think it's poor form to make a lower offer than one that was already rejected earlier.

Monday will have a lot of transfers finalised God willing.

six more months until he can legally sign with us, boi

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Griezmann to united on Monday

Very proud of their French heritage I hear.[not joking]

Matt Law says a 5 yr deal is pretty much done, go poach from your league.

Hudson odour has an injury he will never fully recover from.

He’s done.

The NHS should be destroyed, had a heart attack and had to wait in a&e for 3 hours just for an Indian cunt who could barely speak English tell me not to skip breakfast

>AC Milan have struck a deal with Uefa to serve a one-year ban from European football over breaches of Financial Fair Play rules.

>The club, which finished fifth in Italy's Serie A, will miss next season's Europa League.

>sign out of Europe to avoid meme league

>got a call, thought it was for a job i applied to
>it was just a scam in mandarin
fucking hell

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both of milano's clubs are utter jokes now

'Ate the NHS me, should be done away with, now USA? They have it roight! Fakken Tories!

>Leicester City have completed the singing of James Justin from Luton Town on a five-year contract.

>Sky sources understand Aaron Wan-Bissaka has passed his Manchester United medical.

>All the paperwork has been completed and he has signed five-year contract with option of extra year with wages of “more than £80,000 a week”

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Who gets their place?

It’s all covered with insurance, probably cheaper than paying higher taxes on everything

Both clubs are owned by Chinese gangsters.

Yeah, that's what the post said. It's being made shite on purpose.

>It’s all covered with insurance
no it isnt. Insurance can cover a lot of it but you're still expected to pay. My aunt in America has thousands in medical debt and she works for an insurance company

The victim. Around blacks, never relax.

>It’s all covered with insurance, probably cheaper than paying higher taxes on everything
Das roight, me mate Dave says erryfing is covered with in-shurance. Dawnt need to pay nuffin, i mentioned 'inshurance premiums' and he jast laffed said it was a jew trick and didn't exist!

Now USA? Dey does it right, can't wait to fawk out for me missies to touch my sprog! BASED! And den me mate Baz mentioned that the UK as private healthcare if you wants it, of cawse me mate Dave said that's also a jewish trick that dawnt exeest!

>Sky sources understand Wilfried Zaha wants to leave Crystal Palace, but wants to stay in London and play European football.

>Zaha’s boyhood club Arsenal are expected to make an offer after representatives held initial talks sounding out the possibility of doing a deal.

>Crystal Palace do not want to sell and value Zaha at £80m. If he is sold, Manchester United have a 25% sell on clause.

>Danny Mills thinks Jack Clarke's £8.5m transfer to Tottenham is "the wrong move" for the 18-year-old because the Leeds forward has "no chance" of being in the north Londoners' starting XI next season.

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Not true, basic insurance only covers certain things, this is why full health coverage is a job perk. Basic shit can sometimes only cover 50% see

Imagine caring what Danny Mills thinks about anything.

but He'sRightYouKnow.jpg

Do they pay extra in Germany?

What next for pacey black player #2365411?

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haha

Fried chicken

I’m so fucking pissed off and restless. Fuck all these fuckers who are fucking me around. Cunts

seething

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>Are they filled with retards?
>The Sun

It's The Sun. It's the Daily Fail with tits; whaddya expect?

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>James Justin

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Every PL club has hundreds of millions to spend because of TV

Cracking bumfluff chin

Why do people rate Salah? He’s not really that good

Reckon Pogba will go to Real Betis in exchange for Lo Celso

Brahimi to Norwich incoming

Wan Bazooka will be announced tomorrow

Donna van de Beek to Spurs

Di Maria to athletico

>Daily Fail
haha

Pie or quiche or chicken or soup or fish fingers for dinner lads?

Javi Martinez to Liverpool

Gf to user confirmed tomorrow.

A bottom table PL club spending their yearly 400 quadrillions pounds from Sky on an actually good player would be nicd for a change

Always fish fingers lad

96 dead scousers. Crushed. Banter.

Quiche lorraine with a bowl of tomato soup

>the absolute state of Kruse

I had fishy fingers after I finished with your mum if you know what I mean lad

>28 June
>Premier League
James Justin [Luton - Leicester] Undisclosed

>English Football League
Chuks Aneke [MK Dons - Charlton] Free
Callum Burton [Unattached - Cambridge] Free
Martin Cranie [Sheffield United - Luton] Free
Tom Lockyer [Bristol Rovers - Charlton] Free
Jonny Maxted [Accrington - Exeter] Free
Stefan Payne [Bristol Rovers - Tranmere] Free
Darren Potter [Rotherham - Tranmere Free
Sammie Szmodics [Colchester - Bristol City] Free
Gary Warren [Yeovil - Exeter] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Christopher Jullien [Toulouse - Celtic] £7m

>International
Jay-Roy Grot [Leeds - Vitesse Arnhem] Loan
Jay O'Shea [Bury - Brisbane Roar] Free

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phwoar sometimes needs to rustle me up a fish finger pie right quick

That sounds pretty gay desu

What the fuck is Robbie Fowler up to, mass-importing lower league shitters to Aus.

Well I am half French and half Jewish so that makes sense

Fucking type a coherent sentence you twatspazzer

He’s a fucking retard that’s what

>did DNA test
>1% French

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fish nonce

Rustle it up yourself

Your mum is a nonce

>DNA test
Those have been proven to be fake and it doesn't mean you have 1% French in you, it just means 1% of French people have similar genetics to you. That's it. Genetically we're all related to Charlemange, who cares. People have sent in monkey DNA, dog DNA and so on and it coming back with results.

>Rooney scored from half way line again

Good talent.

Lads. Are we gonna do a new thread or just shitpost for a bit longer?
Either is pretty much fine for me

comedy value

Place your bets

USA or France?

I reckon USA will win

Tell me the rules. How many posts can a thread actually get to? I know after 500 it won’t bump but what’s the answer?

Lads why is Tony Cascarino in the France women’s squad?

theoretically, infinite

Megan Rapino

Good or bad?

He’s right tho

Is this American slag on bbc the one who did the picture with her cunt?

yo

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Alex Scott is fucking fit lads

‘No!’

Taste my cunt

Yes!

>try to slap you
>Duplicate file exists

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Why not? I’d totally lick her asshole

Incel elephant

hope there's no extra time tonight
very much want to watch stormzy at glasto

You may have just paid for your genetic information to the government but hey, at least you got some bullshit “genetic ancestry” results

Let’s get it to infinite

After 1000 posts the first posts in the thread start to disappear in order to fit in the new ones

Bit gay

Just I-player it

>the new Twitter layout

never quite the same is it, especially if he chats some shit about bojo and the bbc cut it out

Is this the biggest ever game in women’s footie?

SHAT APPP

horrible, isn't it
looks okay if you squeeze it down so the left hand menu goes to icons only

Alex Morgan quite QT
Wendi Renard is a man

That french national anthem was dope.

Aubameyang to united rumours picking up pace.

how'd you do that?

>Christine Press

Klopp sign her up

just like open it in a new window and reduce the size of the window

oh ffs you have to leave the window non-maximised
what a load of shit

I thought Ertz played for the Philly Eagles

Why don’t women dive?

Hilsborough disaster, a great British classic.
Stands. Hot.
Scousers.
Incompetent policeman. In.
Fence. Up.
Get some colour on those scousers until they're nice and red.
Ignore the calls for 'la', just let the fence do the work.
Walls. In.
Scousers. Minced.
Serve, in old Sun newspaper.

And there you have it, a great British classic that does justice to the Heysel disaster.

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Lads. Women suck

Very high level banter. Well played lad.

Lads. America literally just kicked the ball straight in the goal. Wtf

Pretty interesting I’d actually rather watch women’s football than copa America

I really really hate the US and its inhabitants lads

we all do lad

What about the good ones like Jake Gyllenhall?

WTF, I was literally just talking about him with a roommate...

Happy to make a new. But cba to do all the rumours and shit.

does he shag his sister?

He’s fit. Why do you have a roommate? Are you poor?

youtu.be/H3FcCz2y2mM?t=200
(3:20 if it doesn't work)

Love Jake

'ate Maggie

Simple as

Mags was well fit in 40 Days & 40 Nights

by no means conventionally "pretty" but she has a very intriguing face and body

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That was fun

She looks like a succubus that hasn't seduced anyone in 500 years and therefore is running on fumes when it comes to her lifeforce

She’s fugly. He’s fit. Simple

She looks like the hybrid from Alien 4.

Who is the fittest male footie player?

Giroud?

Alex Morgan has nice legs

for me, it's a young, twinky patrik berger
he aged quite poorly though

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Why did she just go down injured after heading a ball?

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Dybala

I said male

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i should go to france to show these ladies how this game is really played

*trips over my own feet peeling myself off the sofa*

without wanting to risk a libel here, jonathan pearce has the voice, face and general demeanour of a man who shags children

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go on son, make a cheeky new for the lads

...

NEW THREAD

Sorry for shit OP

Well done assholes

B R A V O

wahey

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Fuckkk which one is better?

>one with footy lads and actual rumours
>one with some love island mong
hmm i wonder
although i might just stay in here tbqh

Nobody wants to reply to either thread

Let's stay here for a bit more

Let’s just stay here

Are >we okay?

stay

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Lads I refuse to leave this thread. Fuck change

based cross party remain alliance

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600th

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