/cric/ - GAME THREAD #3

let's get this settled once and for all...

1. tendulkar
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.
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90001. wade

what the west indies will be looking to do after the innings break is score at least 269 in the allocated 50 overs without losing 10 wickets while trying to score those runs

>ridiculing a completely correct statement backed up by statistics
State of you.

Nice analysis mate. Pretty in depth

t.Mel Jones

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the ganges

Or losing fewer than 10 wickets but having the sum of wickets lost and batsmen retired hurt being equal to 10.

have some trouble at the home front lads ahaha
shan't be posting here the coming days, might drop by if we beat pakistan but we won't
should be back for the india-bangla match

Have you tried applying for MI:7?

Thanks for the insight x

are you suggesting that matthew wade is better than sachin?

shall be informing interpol immediately

Sad reacs only

See you later lad good luck

didnt smelled different for me

what about Afghanistan match?

Statisticians on the ropes

thanks sweetie
hope u beat these kalas xx

lmao what did you do

good luck bro x

I remember an article about the greatest left arm bowlers, and they were comparing Akram, Sobers, Bedi etc, and all the comments were SACHIN BOWLS LEFT ARM HOW CAN HE BE LEFT OFF THIS LIST HE IS GREATEST PLAYER SHAME ON CRICINFO FOR THIS INSULT TO THE LITTLE MASTER

Delicious

We'll miss you ;_;

reckon Wade has more stumpings

How many runs did Akram, Sobers and Bedi score?

Believable stuff mate

Bros

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Kek, windies will chase this down in 20

are not allowed to talk about indian vaginas? lovely topic that

>things that never happened: the post
Sachin bowls with his right, brainlet. Sachintards would know

lmao

DO IT

Always liked chubby girls but the combination of my small penis and their fat rolls make sex a logistical impossibility.

>bad things
She'll sit on your face

>Sachin bowls with his right
I know. That's sort of the point of the story, that cricinfo comments were so mental Sachin autists would invade even threads about left arm bowlers

how small

yeah but REAL Sahintard would know he could also bowl left-arm fast but condituons were never right for him to unleash his thunderbolts so instead he concentrated on making runs

sachin has an average of 10 and strike rate barely above .50 in all that matters, t20
wade is clearly the better keeper and batsman

i dont understand why people like this dutch guy

>Bunny
Would hop in

spoiler that hog

I don't but he's a /cric/bro at the end of the day 2bh

Afghan shitspouter

RACIST ICC HAS STOPPED SACHIN BOWLING LEFT ARM WHILE PAKISTAN BOWLERS ARE ALLOWED

Could Tendulkar be president of india he he wants to? serious question

3pm cuppa tea and choco leibniz imminent

No

no

absolutely
just look at india

Rare Afghan poster.
Would have roohafza with.

No

>choco leibniz
For me, either chocolate hobnob or chocolate digestive. The Leibniz is too classy, it insists on being superior and European, it lacks the earthy satisfaction of a more humble biscuit.

i dont see why not

No. But he could get elected as PM if he wants

On the contrary people would turn on him and burn his effigies if he gave said anything against this government or the air of intolerance these days.

is choco liebniz related to Gottfried Leibniz

for me, its the en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Riot_of_1879#Riot

No. Only to Friedrich Leibniz.

MS Dos > TinDUCKlar

based fred, that old rutting dog

Can the west indies do it bros?

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haris sohail. a proper batsman

strange scoreboard

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not a chance

reckon I would B L E A C H her

just got home lads, had to go to a wedding and missed the first innings ;_;
was the pitch doing a lot dear boros?

>bleach

Which team winning today is good for Pakistan?

who gets married on a Thursday?

just wish BASED Gayle would wallop this spastic into a coma

doesnt effect them

thats what i fucking said, perplexing stuff. think it was cheaper or something for the venue.
would have preferred if they had the decency to do it in bali like everyone else so i didnt have to go.

>bleach
thats kinda cringe bro, please don't do it again

Based afghanposter

there was this one Nepalese bloke who used to post nonsense about how a player was born in the year of the rat or some shit and therefore should be focusing on bowling around rather than over the wicket
he was good value

Who gets married on a Thursday?

cheap fucking cunts

west indies.India will play the next match more seriously if we lose.

see and

go watch the debates libtard

anglo men absolutely mog the girls
nothing more grim than an anglo female but nothing more based than an anglo man

noticed men are typically much better looking too alongside the better personalities

ah, yes, a hattrick against afghanistan's tail order. truly remarkable.

reckon Shami might be an elite bowling genius lads

>anglo
YIKES

I'm expecting a "Gayle" force storm to "rain" balls into the stand

so so so true. i kept thinking that today when i was out.

I see. Sorry then lad, gonna have to root for the Windies today, need you lot to not fuck around with the England game then.

They call you ruru poster

lmao youre from the woods

why does wi pretend to anything but t20 merchants at the start of their odi innings and then start mindlessly slogging

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lol @ other countries

so true.

criticising their approach? bit racist innit?

big shoes

hmm

>6 (16)

>5 (15)
based gayle force universe boss

big feet

wonder what else

GAY

!!!

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;)

big socks

big black cock??

>anglo men mog their wome-

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cumGOD > bumGOD

starc > cumGOD > behrenGOD > bumrash

Damn, what's wrong with her legs?

nasty little hobbitses

>noticed men are typically much better looking

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Mortein spray can is almost empty. Thanks for reminding me.

shtap poshting her or mah dik wil go boom

he had a England flag on there instead the other day vs England

>mfw anglo men mog anglo women even as women

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LITERAL CHICKEN LEGS

hate having to wait for films to be leaked online

GONE

>universe boss
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>Gayle
Lmao

>CHRIS FAYLE

chris GAY

>This was on the cards

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

grim innings from the universe boss lads
reckon he might be a bit past his prime

>GAYLE

>Sunil Ambris
>Sunil
wonder if he is named after gavaskar

bit racist getting Gayle out I reckon

sophie doing huge capeshit films
maisie doing new sky show noone will ever watch

yikes

Which film lad.

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
>6(19)

Joe Root and Ben Stokes? or Woakes?

st's a sellout

bit racist of you to assume he is black

I saw that Kohli got caught out by a sub and on the screen it said "jadeja" but isn't he an indian player?

her capeshit flick flopped and I suspect the next 12 months will be the end of her

Based face blind man.

youtu.be/J_05oJKYJe0

>Ben Stokes? or Woakes?
Lad.........

Gayle is so fucking bad. why the hype over the years?

Shami is underrated

Why such a difference in phenotypes?

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realised now lol

anglos all look the same

maisie isn't 100% human

>call yourself 'universe boss'
>never score any runs

Reeks of /pol/. Cringe

astute observation mate

She looks like a prototypical ancient Brit to me, with Sophie representing the Nordic Saxon migrants.

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Living in the eta where he WALLOPPED Brett lee back to back to the dugout

its over

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gayle, sehwag, mccullum etc always have that hype. you never know when they blow up

varying degrees of celtic genetics

williams = scottish name
turner = english name
you do the maths

lads...

For me, its being the ministers real brother in law

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>wogball

>tfw you'll never impregnate that womb with an ugly mutt

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Unironically find Maisie more attractive.

/cric/ is /pol/ certified you libtard.

>blow up
BOOM

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Shut your newcunt mouth, freshie

can anyone tell me what phenotype causes this?

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Yikes

I just want to feel

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Same desu, same
(sigh)

lmao pajeets

FUCK SAKE

This is not the post

some sort of mongy dwarfism i think

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>POOP
KEK

wank indies

Based virat katua. He deserves all the breast milk.

literally who can stop us

Think that's just scaling the image down vertically.

Quality delivery

have they mentioned that its the largest temporary stand yet lads? hope so, just in case anyone has forgotten since the lasts dozen or so times they mentioned it.

IT A HORROR SHOW

bloody hell i crave a good windies team

>13 miles of steel :DDD

>Windies batsman come in
>back in black starts playing
but racist desu

gayle regretting coming back for this shit

>pooran
sometimes the jokes write themselves

>us
what are you doing in kangarooland lad?

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What are you talking about? India just got a wicket.

Based POOran

Hope they mention it again because I missed it all the previous times.

>Imam ul haq
Nephew of Inzamam ul haq
>Shaheen Afridi
Relative of Shahid Afridi
>Haaris Sohail
Relative of Aamir Sohail

Nepotistan

it seats over 10 thousand, its the largest temporary stand in the world. just look at the sea of blue -- over 10 thousand people there; the largest temporary stand in the world. absolutely full of colour.

LITERALLY WHO?! qt

my streams not 2 minutes behind, already responded to the wicket lad

Everyone in Pakistan is related to each other. Don't assume nepotism when incest is the more likely explanation

More like east losedies lol

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I don't believe you

Hints for you la:
>Filename
>@

Same, what got me into cricket desu. Hard to believe they were a dominant ‘dynasty’ in their golden era desu

watching the cricket lad

Literally says the name in the pic

see

Cringe and bluepilled

but how does it rank against other temporary stands?

>worrying about nepotism while your uncle fucks your mom in the other room
BASED BIGOT

All good players though

well its certainly bigger, for one thing. in fact its the biggest temporary stand in the world, seating 10 thousand people.

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Shami's seam is fucking kino
No wobble at all

Someone webm please

Still hasn't been long enough to form the largest stand, mate.

keked

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you forgot
>Babar Azam
cousin of kamran akmal

Sometimes I wish I were a backwards Paki so I could have an arranged marriage with one of my smoking hot cousins.

Cheeky

I meant are you there for work?

>smoking hot cousins
They're sold to Chinese men or Arab men.

your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you all fuck one another
the paki family

based brainlet

How many chickens does it cost

oh hindooos, rent free

post pics

I'm not Indian.

hate this assignment lads
wish I didn't sign up for a winter term unit, had enough and just want a break

Not only that, but it's going to stay up for the ashes. The ashes. Imagine that. Simply outstanding ;)

grim innings so far

3 to 10 goats, depending upon the durability of the goats.

you can't spell poor without poo in the streets

yeah i never do that for this exact reason.
need a break after the semester desu

Too many grils at the game lads. Literally the opposite last night.

Sad !
Many Such Cases

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

nothing says an ashes series in england like giant empty stands

*brothar
youtube.com/watch?v=YUTTnrs4Myo

work just called. Said I can have the entire month off :D

blog on

Just wait for the ashes. The stand is going to stay up for the ashes. If you thought the ashes were already exciting, there is also going to be a temporary stand up as well.

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Lads, do NuZealanders say sickcunt or is it just a straya thing?

big fan of this memory leak on kayo that eventually crashes my browser
absolutely riveting stuff.

temporary stand you say, huh?

how did the WI go from Sobers and Richards to this

G R I M

Is Mohammad Sami related to Mohammed Shami?

its sad ;_;

Brathwaite is pretty good

Don't wanna stop you guys from having fun and all but Pakis aren't even playing.
Some would say they live rent free in your head but what do I know.

>not knowing Jew zealand is part of Australia

>29-2 after 10 overs

inb4 chris gayle plays in the next cwc

yeah, you have to constantly refresh the page every 20 odd minutes

espncricinfo.com/series/19351/scorecard/1189208/south-africa-under-19s-vs-pakistan-under-19s-3rd-youth-odi-pak-u19-in-south-africa-2019

>Jennings still thinks he's in contention for Dër Ashes
thecricketer.com/Topics/news/keaton_jennings_believes_ashes_summer_not_last_chance_saloon_of_international_career.html

the same thing is happening on SonyLiv. now streaming illegally kek

is it racist/islamophobic to say 'paki' in any context? im white btw

He played a huge part in their champions trophy win in ‘16, and scored a hunna the other day

But yes WI’s general form is depressing

remember when Carlos Brathwaite won the meme World Cup three years ago and everyone was sucking his dick?

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SCORE SUM FAKIN RUNS

It is racist to say it in the UK period. However in USA, Canada it isn't.

>RR 3.05

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ye
i feel like you know the answer to this already

Is Terblanche elite?

>South African named Imraan Philander
WHAT THE FUCK???? Is he related to Imran Tahir and Vernon Philander?

thoughts ?

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If I wanted to pick up a draw in Pakistan where would I have to go?

FUCK that was close

wtf is period you paki incestlet

Windies mercenaries never ever win against Indian$. Wonder why.

he's their son

I expect him to open throughout the Ashes. I expect Vince to get a few games too.

>I went uni in Brum and naturally there are a lot of pakistanis there
>Being the incel that I am me and them had never going out for drinks in common
>I started to really get along with them and noticed they loved calling one of their mates "paki hussein" on account of there being two husseins in our group
>when we were in a group project one of them asks me who was doing the formatting and without thinking I said "paki hussein"
>they didn't want to be friends with me after that

tl;dr: no

he did well in sri lanka tbf
we dont really have a good selection of openers atm, its going to have to be 2 of:
Poonings
Poourns
Pooy
Maybe Cuckfield

If you’re actually sincere, you must be a zooomer who might not even be 18 yet.

But yes it’s racist in the UK

Indian humour.

Nah just drop against England and India will still be top and eng's NRR will get them to semis.

shut up paki

That wasn’t the World Cup you caz

Depends who uses it. Just like it is with calling you Poms.
When people of same race use it that's just banter but when others use the word it seems like you are trying to be rude.

I'm the worlds foremost scholar on temporary stands. I've seen temporary stand from Tonga to Timbuktu. Never sat on one, to be honest, but it is my opinion, and that held by many learned gentlemen, that this is not only the largest temporary stand in the world, but the premier attraction of CWC 2019.

REMEMBER THE NAME

really mature response

hashish? my uni friend has some pashtun dealer he gets it from. I have never tried it.

Poms don't care about being called poms

Add autistic on top of incel

do not listen this poster
calling someone a paki is not the same as calling someone a pom lmao

You haven't heard?

why is "jew" from "jewish" ok but "paki" from "pakistani" racist
i hate this pc thing gna vote ukip or brexit party next i reckon lads

can safely say I have never been offended by being called a pom

"pom" is not a slur. "Paki" is (in the UK)

REMEMBER THE NAME

You know that acupuncturist down in Puerto Rico? 26... Tell you, this broad, her ass was the second coming. Never wore panties. Brushed her teeth with tequila.
Every night she'd drink me under the fucking table. And I'd eat her out when I was down there.

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pom isn't racist in any sense, it's a nickname
be a bit silly for us to be racist to the english when we're the same ethnicity anyway

Yeah. Figures. It’s probably that OG across the border Afghan import too

Do Indians not know that even they are called paki in the UK?

We literally only have one competent top order batsman. Nobody else should be batting higher than six. Starc and Cummins are going to take 30 wickets each

Did you know that the word Pakistan is an acronym

Incredible times

MEME world cup

hell, we're called "pakistani" in india as a slur lol

Autistic and historycel

Yikes

tell me about it leaf

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hey puss

a portmanteau surely

muslim?

Not in the face huh, gimme that?

Based

Burns is class, best opener in the world atm.
Shame about Vince though, really enjoy watching him bat but he doesn't honestly deserve another chance, least of all in the Ashes. mental midget

by we i mean indians. i'm a fedora tipper myself

The name of the country was coined in 1933 as Pakstan by Choudhry Rahmat Ali, a Pakistan Movement activist, who published it in his pamphlet Now or Never,[47] using it as an acronym ("thirty million Muslim brethren who live in PAKSTAN") referring to the names of the five northern regions of British India: Punjab, Afghania, Kashmir, Sindh, and Baluchistan.[48][49][50] The letter i was incorporated to ease pronunciation.[51]

cuckfield couldn't open a.. kitkat

Is this common in India?

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/cric/ banter aside how many of you here unironically have frens outside your own race?

Kek

>Kashmir,
based

Yeah, I know pom isn't racist but whenever I've seen non-anglos use it on /cric/ it gives an impression that they use it as a slur. Opinion is totally observations based on Yea Forums posts.

this is fake news btw

>Kashmir
Well that aged well for them lmao

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honestly none
but that in itself does not necessarily suggest prejudice

Alexa, wake me up when there's a wicket

I have a half-Asian friend.

Not me, only because I don't really know any. See a Sri lankan person sometime for lunch but shes very westernised

my flatmates are foreigners and i consider them my frens

MUMMY

have a few sikh mates from uni and a korean lad
have dated an indianish girl
childhood bezzie mate was a half black kid (although i no longer speak to him)

>orphanage/poor kids get to watch matches in stadiums
Yea it is common everywhere but you wouldn't know because matches aren't held in pakiland.

i guess im acquainted with a couple of south indians. can't help it iits are full of them

I don't have any fren even in my race irl

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imagine wasting this on being a beard for some boy band homo

few east and south east asians
one leb
one dark as fuck greek who is probably isn't greek

GAAAYYYYYYYY
AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Have anglo and asian friends

>one dark as fuck greek who is probably isn't greek
based

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Imagine Greeks would enjoy cricket, not sure why

who cares, she's a dalit slag. she's 1. dark
and 2.a sell out.
no one thinks much of her here or cares who fucks her

I fucking hate pajeets

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Which country are you from and why is this flag not loading?

I'm CIA

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Who won?

got 2 paki 1 black and a couple chinks

bane?

Are you serious she literally turned to african tier as soon as she hit 30.
That dude nick Jonas is best looking lad out of his brothers and only 26.
She hit a jackpot and is already post wall,
Only thing going for that kid is that she is more rich and successful.

Stoinis sure does

A fracture on the left-arm and two hit-wicket dismissals marked Sunil Ambris's debut Test series. A not so memorable beginning indeed.

His first ball in Test cricket was like this: This was short and angling across the right-hander, Ambris went deep into his crease as he nudged the ball towards the on-side, the momentum took him a little further backwards and he ended up trodding back onto the stumps, one bail falls and the batsmen who was getting across for his first run, heard a sound, turned around and walked away despondently. Ambris also becomes the first batsman in Test cricket to get out hit-wicket for a golden duck on his debut.

Things only got worse for him as Trent Boult did the same in the second Test and then the worst transpired as trying to avoid another short ball, he fractured his left arm. His maiden Test series had ended and that too on a painful note, mentally and physically.

Now imagine a stand. We've all sat on stands, although we don't stand on sits hahah just a joke we tell in stand scholarly circles. So, now that we have the concept of a stand in our minds, imagine the stand is temporary, a dynamic, mercurial construction of steel and seats. And its the largest in the world. So large, that at times you cant see it, especially if your sitting on it, a momentary sight of largeness without proportion, size without boundary, like how, for the briefest moments, when the stars and planets align, and we can see the face of the creator in the heavens. For is not the Earth we inhabit, the gift from a celestial creator, a temporary stand? With seas of blue?

Fuck this faggot Kedar Jhadhav. He's a shitty fielder.

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THE FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT.

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Loving the temporary stand meme lads
Keep it comin

yikes

fascinating

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I could sort them out I reckon

>leave it in the subcontinentals to make this world cup interesting
Imagine if SL hadn't beaten England.
Expecting them to win tomorrow as well.

A Chinese bloke was listening to me talk shit at the bar the other day. Does that count?

The thought of sitting in a stand just cracks me up.

Hardik is just unlucky today.

Yeah really doubt these hacks are going to try to win against their benefactors.

yeah ive got a few
hard not to in london these days

Indians call Indians Pakistani you ninny

>Only thing going for that kid is that she is more rich and successful.
Don't even know who she is.

I don't have friends anymore.

How do I become part of a stand scholarly circle? I only have Stand Guilds where I live and their membership is very exclusive.

based

HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK HARDIK

>Poombris

of course

I DON'T CARE

I LOVE IT

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just got home

gf is chinese

STAND UP

based HARD DICK

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Post Pics

Why is the Aussie accent on girls so hot?

all my friends are white

this is Pam from remake of indian Office remake. thoughts?

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>pooran

pottery

based hindoos

I call it " the KFC ad" song

fit

disagree
aussie accent works better on blokes, find it a bit trashy on girls for the most part (pot kettle etc)

Cringe. I fucking hate women so much.

Why is the paki talking about politics if all they do is complain about us talking politics

Appalling taste.

unironically wouldnt

she's cute

Kuldeep has a strange action

And I'm sure you know a lot of celebrities.

He is a hypocrite.

no

the rich Sydney/Melbourne accent isn't bad

BASED Secularism

>paki
answered your question

Reasonably cute but nothing special.

fraud umpire

>brainlet umpires

same as jenna

missed it. who was he looking at whilst applauding

what if I said please?

>tfw no Cate Blanchett accent gf

6/10
US Pam was the best

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reckon the answer wouldn't change

Never had a non-white friend in my life

But that's already been done before. Even before UK did it.

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Can brown people only bowl spin?

where is harsha?

what fw?

That's a BIG aircraft

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yeah I don't mind the more softly spoken versions of it
holly for example, I don't know if she comes from a rough background or something but I find her accent downright loutish

so a perfect pam

The greatest spinner of all time is a white man who now plays fortnite

ok this is based

This is the post

depressing that the female character is referred to as 'the pam' rather than the dawn but whatever, I have accepted the american office is more popular

Swj degenerates are seething about this. Is this /ourkino/?

Why so much hate in you? Don't fall for the propaganda of dehumanising others.

reckon Aung San Suu Kyi would have been a looker when she was younger

Office office is unironically best sitcom.

>who fucks her
>best looking lad

do you guys even know what a hollywood beard is?

Saed Ajmal is not white

>POOran

For you

Also, bit racist to play 'who let the dogs out' when WI are playing innit?

BASED CHINAMAN

so this is poo version of rapefugees welcome?

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Muralidharan is blacker than coal, mate

>chucker being the best spinner
lmao

You mean Bollywood retards. Apparently this film was huge hit with Madrasis

>treats women like whores
>drinks and gets high
Yep this is true redpilled movie of 2019.

India playing great. looking grim for our chances

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I hate women. They are useless whores who only work towards the degeneration of society.

>Murali
is Tamil so

Personally, I cant stand guilds haha just another joke. Normally, you can sit in on a stand scholar sitting, normally standing room only, you understand, a sense of irony sits well with stands although some cant stand it and prefer to sit out, which usually means you can sit in their seat. Once you sit in a seat you can stand for membership in a stand scholar sitting, which stands to reason, although you'll want to stand guard against sitting and standing definitions. Bring a dictionary.

Is that Hendrix they're playing in the stadium?

warne took wickets in all conditions, murali was a bit of a dry pitch bully

Big fan of this nogs hat.

rude way to talk about your mum

>being this jealous of the only man to ever bowl a teesra

>jeetega bhai jeetega
bhenchod kuch naya sunado

What movie?

Is it better than Arjun Reddy? I reckon the production quality would be much better since it's Bollywood.

only Hendrix I know is Holly

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Still better than "[COUNTRY] x 1000000"

cricket. based

It's fine, she's also his sister.

A LONG TIME AGO

WE USED TO BE FRIENDS

Keked hard

Cheers

>U-ur mom
Pathetic.

>pooran

irrelevant gimmick, only took wickets as a chucker and got throughly exposed once he stopped cheating and got a legitimate action

So true

/ourfilm/ Kabir Singh
m.youtube.com/watch?v=RiANSSgCuJk

your own mother was included in your tirade don't have a go at me

BASED homosexual

Arjun Reddy is Kino. Shahid is a manlet but Bollywood production is undoubtedly better

have you considered that the "objective" "moral" path for society is only that way because it has been defined by the patriarchy?
a woman's morals may be markedly different, but who is to say they are not equally as objective?

>u-ur mom again
Extremely pathetic. You're shit at insults.

ImBut I have to add Canuck your talents are wasted on a West Indian insect enthusiast forum. Please tell me you Perdue writing in your spare time

have you looked at your country, britbro?
how are you still fighting for female equality? baffling

SMASH BRAHMANICAL PATRIARCHY

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persue* sorry I lost my train of thought with all this cricket going on

Don't be misogynistic towards your mum m8

Khichdi, Sarabhai vs Sarabhai, The great Indian comedy show (not laughter challenge) etc. we're good too.
Soap operas arrived and ruined everything.

no idea what this post means, you're completely kidding yourself if you think women are "on top" in british society

women rule, boys drool
get over it incel

>holder

oh dear, this is getting throughly embarrassing now

this is why islam is based
they keep their women in check by stoning them

>his name is holder
>can’t hold the innings

Where are all the pakis gone now? I love how they're nowhere to be seen when India is winning.

>"OH YES" before the ball was caught
BASED

No, i dont pursue any writing. I'm just having a laugh with a hangover and a dictionary. Thank you for the complement.

>inter community bonding and brotherhood is politics
This is your brain on gaumutra

just want a tight nervy game lads
any chance of getting on over the weekend do you reckon?

>5 wickets before 100
grim. I guess this was a par total after all

windies are such fucking brainlets

>thinks the paygap is real

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yesterday's match was good, australia new zealand and england india should be great

REMEMBER THE NAME

Need a goth gf lads

Why do you assume I’m Hindu? I agree with the other posters, you’re pretty cringe

kek i just heard that on the replay. was it virat

ummmmmm india will rape england sweaty x

Ignore him lad. He’s that cringeposter from Mumbai

nah will be a close one lad

not sure about that. maybe england's fired up after the 2 losses

That's Dhoni's line m8. He's been saying it for yonks.

I hope you're right, but it doesn't seem likely based on the evidence I have seen with my eyes

Windies are going to get bowled out before they hit 200.

Thiccmeyer

It’s Dhoni

REMEMBER THE NAME

FORGET THE NAME

Holy fuck Dhoni uncle what a catch

BASED DHONI

GONE

GOTTEM

GET THE FUCK OUT

reckon the west indies might just lose this match

bumGOD

BOOM
BOOM

BUMGOD

how can I achieve this level of insight lads?

BUMGOD

UMPBALL

UMPBALLED

>umpires call

On a hatrick

Hattrick on the card lads.

yeah that's fucking horseshit, that's missing

JASPRIT BUMRAH STRIKES AGAIN

Bumrah's Birthday?????????

Not his birthday lol

abolish soft signal PLEASE

lol

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keep seething cunts

>anything besides fast, full and straight for a hat-trick ball
cringe

Colossal temporary stand lads. True work of art that.

Was that out?

>it was actually a legit catch
Can those not be reviewed?

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"Hey hardik, what is the average Indian/Pakistani penis size?"

>hardik

Unironically love Shami's action

SHAMIIIIII

Etika necked himself lads

>shitmyer

GONE
BASED KATUA

Grim stuff

Sad!

HETMYARSE

figuratively whom?

What the fuck happened to him though? Looked like someone hit a switch in his brain and he went completely mental all of a sudden

SHIT MY ARSE.

new bread?

Ridley got added to Smash

care to explain what happened lad?

62% of games so far have been won by the team batting first

>We'll have a bowl

He used to post on Yea Forums

jumped off a bridge apparently and found dead in a river in New York

New

Making a new thread if no one else is on it

youtu.be/4VSvLw4i0zg

fuck off

He was mentally stable in 2013. Don't know what drove him insane.