/cric/ GAME THREAD #2

Salthy fag who lost to inbred porkis.
>Atleast your roastie pm must be happy

>Pootrell
This nigga was saluting n sheeit

baseball on tomorrow

>Gambhir criticising SA's quota policy
based

kek

Kek based Shami was mocking him. He is literally my favourite katua

Kek this nigga still butthurt from losing to poopistan.

Kek

KEK

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>Indian speaking in ebonics

state of this

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Gambhir is truly based
>Also he's pretty right wing desu

>/cric/'s whypipo's favourite windies getting browned
hmm love seething /cric/ ;)

>pajeet cant bants without politics

>look at thread
>basically all indians

absolutely not
shall be checking back in a few hours, hopefully my uk/aussie/nz bros have taken the thread back

> nigga has my licence to fuck white women just because he's based

Based lads

thats a catch

Browning of western countries is the future deal with it white fag

can't believe we lost to this team

>almost no aussies itt
>smelly poo poo posters

Yikes cya

Too many butthurt wh*toids itt

what a waste of a match

The absolute state of this thread.

>hit the ground

possibly the worst cric thread i have seen all summer
its like a pajeet refugee camp in here

Not a catch, clearly hits the ground

>poo thread full of shit
Colour me shocked.

>pajeet politics

This coming from a fag who lost the great emu war

I don't think anyone thought it would be this one sided

Browning is the future
>Deal with it

Gand dho le thik se, freshie

isn't trinidad full of indians though

>whypipo seething
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

DROPPED KEK

What are you talking about? There are no post about politics in this thread

actually the Africans will outnumber brownies very soon. but in 100 years when whites are 2% of the world population they'll still be pulling all the strings with their chink sidekicks

None that shit on the street as their past time

kek

>Wh*toids are literally seething because Kangz are losing against Brown BVLLS

DROPPED THE WORLD CUP HAHAHHAA

pretty sure none of us bother posting when its filled with these curry subhumans posting aobut their POOlitics nonstop

>Katuas in real life
Cringe.
>Katuas in Indian sports team and Indian army
Based
Had to be said.

i can practically smell this thread through my screen

>rahPOOl

>Reeee pajeet politics
Literally no one is talking about politics ij this thread other than you

So true

>there are less posts about indian politics itt
>there are more posts about a faggot seething about indian politics itt

>windies

expected more from them, disappointing.

So true.

--->93770556
--->93770657

why do white people seethe more when their black masters lose?

>pajeet politics

True. Zaheer khan, Irfan pathan, Mohommad kaif. All based lads.

Finish the match already you cunts. I gotta go have my shower

> 93770657
that was cricket related discussion you retard

Funnies thing I heard all day

Sports everyone. Enjoy your stay.

Baby shower? Garbhvati ho?

based roach

Holyfuck dumb Bihari chahal

>Literally 2 posts
>banter is politics
Keep seething.

Late night shower laude. Soaked in sweat after walking all the way home from work

>cannot read greentexts

Why are these fags seething so much about pajeet politics?
There's probably like 1 or 2 post about it.
Meanwhile, all these fags do is seethe about Indians. Even when we're not here.

LETS GOOOOOOOO HINDUSTAN ZINDABAAAAD

Imagine the only shower you get is at the conclusion of a India vs WI world cup match.

Mayo fragility

Kek

they can't fathom we're beating them lol

Shower twice a day lad. Probably smell much better than you.

Kek imagine the butthurt if India wins the world cup.

>the undefeated india
based ;)

don't worry my little streetshitter, your colonial masters will put you in your place come sunday

we need one more win to qualify yeah?

>9 wickets

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KEK trips wasted ;)

;)

>doubting trips

assignment done

came to the conclusion that international law is a meme and the rohingya are fucked with no real recourse

Well done boro

Checked. And it depends how the other matches go I think.

>Lost to Sri Lanka and Pakistan
>On the verge of getting knocked out of top 4
>Still shit talking the mighty Indians
Cringe

>depends how the other matches go I think.
I don't think so. AUS have 6 wins and they qualified. I think it should be the same for us
fucking NZ match got rained out or we'd be with AUS right now

>depends how the other matches go I think
No it doesn't

nah lad we're still safe but one more win will seal the deal

trips have spoken la, you're fucked

England will beat India but lose to New Zealand. God wills it.

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>Meme Indies

disgraceful

Everyone apart from Root has at least 2 'a's in their name. Really makes you think

kek

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>sri lanka vs south africa
shall watch

the ICC has approved sri lanka's request to wear their lucky yellow kit for their remaining games

>Pooran
Almost revealed my power level when I chuckled at this while watching with a friend. Don't think anybody irl will understand pooposting.
This name will never be not funny though.

>lucky yellow
is this why slinga's curls are yellow?

Pics? They can meme their way into the knockouts still

Bit worried right now

>lets pretend to be Australia
This might actually work.
Genius

yellow teams do well. see: CSK

sportstar.thehindu.com/cricket/icc-cricket-world-cup/news/world-cup-sri-lanka-lucky-yellow-shirts-england-icc-approval/article28159050.ece

Did someone say CSK?

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Eerie

Aesthetic as fuck

POO
PEE
LAND
AHABABA

You are a tad late.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, it can't end like this.

OOF

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And that's a good thing

when the fuck are burma going to take up cricket seriously? absolute losers

The Ashes looms

ded thread
ded poomunity
poo politics kept the threads alive, who woulda thunk.

No 1 ODI team : INDIA
No 1 Test team : INDIA
No 1 ODI batsman : Virat (INDIAN)
No 1 Test batsman : Virat (INDIAN)
No 1 ODI bowler : Bumrah (INDIAN)
Only unbeatable team in WC : INDIA

It's Shakib bro

No we all leave or stop posting because you shit up every thread with your poolitics

BASED

Undeniably based

5th place (Bangladesh) currently has 7 points with two games to play. So the maximum number of points they can get is 11. Both India and New Zealand (both already on 11) just need a single point from their remaining games to ensure qualification. Even if they both lose all their remaining matches, they have a significant cushion when it comes to their run rate so they will still probably be safe anyway.

Top 3 are pretty much confirmed by this point, the last semi-final place will either go to England, Bangladesh, Pakistan or Sri Lanka.

Hmm... based... but nevertheless cringe.....

Bangladesh are the ones looking to cause an upset by the looks of it. Consistent batting and bowling

>watch past world cup highlights
>realise GOATs have retired
Feeling absolutely grim

feel like sri lanka have the best chance for some reason

India NEEDS a good all-rounder.

Thinking of buying cricket 19

There is no poolitics itt

They have points but number of wins are less which is the deciding factor before NRR

Bangladesh vs Pakistan will be crucial one

It take only one post to derail the entire thread.

Pakistan vs Afghanistan will be top tier

Essentially a quarterfinal.
I hope Pakistan win for a kino semifinal. I am confident that India will beat them again so it's safe to support them against Banglas.

I'm talking about them slipping down the table mate

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This IS the pot

india you are going to beat England, right? right???

wont matter if sri lanka win their last three, and bangladesh beat pak

BASED

Semi finals for semi finals

*two of their last three

No sorry

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>kino
They'll choke again somehow and make it one-sided contest.

If we lose to England on purpose to spite the Pakis, the Anglos will use it as an excuse to charade is
If we win against England, then the Pakis stand a chance to qualify to the semis

No for both ;)

Tactical loss is unironically on the cards

What do you guys think about our cricket song from the '96 world cup. youtu.be/MICEA4lXpjM?t=52

Like Dil Dil Pakistan better

I don’t think so. They want to keep the momentum going. It will depend on the Pak vs Bangladesh game

बड़ी दुविधा है।

what about our 2003 wc song. youtube.com/watch?v=WyuWs7ch880

love it myself desu because it reminds me of my carefree childhood.

>underestimating your opponent
rookie mistake

Are you a boer or nigger

bit rude m8

It's okay. You guys have songs for every World Cup?

Unironically really like De Ghuma Ke also youtube.com/watch?v=0puTueif4Ac

not sure if they do it anymore but cricket was very big in Pak in the 90s to early 00s because our team was full of stars, and we went to each wc confident of a win.

Black people like Indians are allowed to say nigger

Reminder that when it looks like England are on the ropes they'll bounce off them and smash everyone up and it starts next game

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kino

Islamic Caliphate XI

Amla
Khwaja
Babar
Shakib (c)
Nabi
Mushfiqur (w)
Moeen
Rashid Khan
Tahir
Aamir
Shami

(This is satire)

Yo wassup my dalit

this team would get mogged

Sorry I don't understand ebonics

Just woke up

World Test series when?

is there any market/appeal for a Pakistan India test series?

Would be absolutely boring desu Pakistan’s test squad is dire and have no good swing bowlers apart from Amir like in the old days.

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Can this guy get any more Chad? Never forget he made feminists seethe on national television

>more dead rubber tonight

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Not for sri lanka

>crying Bairstow

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For me, its freedom of barking

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Not surprising, the English hate their own players. Even Pietersen was punished for the South Africa fiasco

its not a dead rubber 2bh.

the fuck is wrong with poms

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ok dead flubber then

england best in the world on a particular kind of pitch thats it

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>Amla
>Moeen

YOU DIDN'T SEE AN ENGLISH BATTING COLLAPSE BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

>Ok tell me how an english batting collapse?

>If the batting didn't collapse why were England bowled out inside 50 overs for less than 230?
IT WAS VINCE! HE PLAYED A LOOSE SHOT! NOT US! VINCE!

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new prince of zimbabwe vid lads

>Ignoring these trips

Only people that seem to play it in Myanmar are Indians in Yangon playing street cricket

the pitches this world cup have been kino so far desu. wouldn't get such a varation anywhere else in the world

Looks like I picked a good night to go to bed early, what an awful thread

>mfw india and pakistan in the final

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...

Cope

what a fucking sook tip top kek

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>England cricket

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Just found out Sangakara is a lawyer. Honestly, based

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nice

thanks mate.reckon theyll take it off my work for the dole hours?
took us about an hour

its

coming

down under

where women glow

haha should save your best form for when it actually matters faggot

is it safe yet

reckon i'll meet him when i visit my old classmate at the supreme court in new delhi?

Yes, please ignore the cazzies

>Yes, please ignore the cazzies

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gonna have a crack tmrw when the arms working

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it's actually true. same for Australia desu

nah mate

saffas should let SL win 2bh

Please don't use that racial slur. We prefer to be called cumskins

>saffas should let SL win 2bh

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doesn't get much lazier than that.

>Air
Implying
>Water
Implying
>weather
Implying

yeah lmao it's fucking Dubai not Switzerland

Berg making me come in sick later tonight

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more like freedom of shitting

Looking beautiful, where are you from?

So is India gonna lose to England on purpose to troll Pakistan?

>Bairstow revealed he had been sledged by a London taxi driver after the defeat by Australia.
the modern state of britbongistan

that bairstow interview is an absolute trainwreck
>There have been few of the flat, high-scoring, bat-friendly tracks England have enjoyed at home in recent years, with the home side failing to chase down modest targets on challenging surfaces against Sri Lanka and Australia.
>“The pitches that we’ve been playing on the last two years are surely the pitches we [should] be playing on in a World Cup,” he said, “so I don’t know why they’ve changed.

>Whatever conditions England face at Edgbaston on Sunday, they will not change the aggressive approach that took them to No 1 in the world – even though it has offered critics more ammunition in the past week.
>“Our method doesn’t change,” said Bairstow. “Because of the way we go about it and the way we play, it doesn’t make a difference what’s been said here, what’s been said there. This group has been together for near-on three years now, if not longer. So just because we’ve lost two games in a crunch tournament and people start talking, it’s not going to change the way we go about it.”

No. England is going to beat India Because they're better. India has been lucky the whole time

Poobai.

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Why did you leave Poobai?

Don't like this attitude towards indians, don't cry foul when Indians are "rude"

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Losing to Sri Lanka Pakistan and Australia. England is fucked

doesn't capture his bald spot accurately

And New Zealand

be back later with some more abstract compositions of current popular cricketers

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an England loss to India AND New Zealand would be priceless

Eh he's unintentionally indirectly right about dogs. I mean street dogs are disciplined and don't shit in the open but those exquisite foreign imports are made to shit everywhere they walk by their posh owners. Dog owners are niggers of owners

vocaroo.com/i/s152sJoVp0qS

voice of an angel

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Just want India to beat England and I'll be happy

any chance of an abstract sebbo?

A circlar mass of blubber molesting a small white dog

NEVER reply to me again, islander

Stop raping dogs

so true

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other bloke is an imposter

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not fat enough

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Haloooo (i’m not girl)

Love your work

you forgot the glasses and facial hair
also that widow's peak is just not on

okay this is epic

used james packer for that one mate

give the employment law centre a ring mate not on

sick of this fucking stick cricket algorithm bowling a fucking yorker after I get a half-century/century

pie on the cards

>he just gave the perfect analogy for my life so far
it's okay lad
we're gonna make it

Look at that like dislike ratio. Fucking Americans

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Drumpf on the ropes

“England are a one-dimensional batting unit and don’t seem to have a plan B or C. If they do have alternative plans, they do not execute them very well,” Boycott wrote in his column for The Telegraph.

“We now know England are flat-track specialists. Give them a straw-coloured, perfect surface for stroke play and they cream bowlers to all parts of the ground.

“Big bats make them feel invincible, hence bowlers are cannon fodder. They take chances and hit through the gaps or over the top of fielders.

“England tell each other to attack, attack, whack it and smash it. They are at their best playing with lots of freedom and no fear.

“This way they do not have to think or require any sort of defensive skill. But once the ball moves around or spins it requires a batsman to think, adapt and have a good defensive technique.”

big jethro going in

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Just woke up lads.
How do I look this morning?

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ah no freedom of shitting m8

pretty hard on the eye if I'm honest

They call you Incellah

>cheer outsiders in your team
>Smith is half English but still boo him

what a fucking boring sport

almost like ethnicity means nothing m8

grow up
have sex
get a clue

Are you the guy who made Moeen with the red ball and Philip Hughes 404 drawings?

Used to sext with a girl from Doncaster with massive jugs. Now she has some ftm gf lmao from Brisbane.

Thanks for the advice

thanx for the bump

Apparently that yesterday movie is a bit shit. Reckon it's because the lead actor is a poo

Made a ZIMZOMS thread

>Yea Forums

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What is this expression called?

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faggotry

Shall take a passing interest in tonight's game.

can he do the improbable and defeat the aussies lads?

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not really into minnows myself

is this the thread?

Yes mate where's the poutine

right here

*poot*

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>aus vs nz
>29/6 10:30pm
grim

try 12.30am.

the chad AWST
the virgin GMT

>weather
>pitches
>crowds
>timezone
the english nation should unironically follow their team into the trash heap

the god MST
the chad PDT
the virgin everywhere else

reckon they did

Cricket world cup?
more like cricket world crap

putting the house on a first over wicket by Starc
literally free money lads

so so so fortunate to have had criminal ancestors lads

>Today's game will take place in a town I have never heard of in my entire life with a population of 24,000

ok this is epic

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>having a World Cup in February

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2015 was objectively the GOAT world cup

>muh heritage
blog on

if they start Guptill and Munro: easy money

Reminiscence about your favourite run chases in history.

For me, it’s South Africa chasing down 434 against Australia at Johannesburg, long before shorter boundaries and doctored pitches

2015 blows this shitty pom WC out of the water, not even close

my exact thoughts
plus starc's regularity in cracking an opener first over pretty much makes it a mathematical certainty

hopefully they'll go Guppy and Nichols

youtu.be/YDJ2sBtp4MA
big fan of this defence

How old are you, mate. Giving it a watch now

when do they announce starting teams

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

never saw it but it's a famous match in WA, they literally have books written on it

youtube.com/watch?v=d5LIyNlq2KY

behrendork will probably take the first over
they'll both be in the sheds by the time starc runs in

Neat.

cricket.com.au/video/jason-behrendorff-nine-wickets-highlights-western-australia-warriors-victoria-bushrangers-shield/2017-02-25
remember watching this

faulkner is a meme now but this was up there
youtube.com/watch?v=DEoTpJufkTo

Holy fuck this game

so so so based

The most Kino ending to a game

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QiNvL3FfrT8

Wife's pregnant. Should I tell her to abort if it's a girl child?

if yours had toed the line a bit more too you could be living in paradise as an ausGOD mate

Abort it if it's indian

it's illegal to find out the sex of the baby in India though

Nah daughters are the best

GOAT innings lads

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good wait for the child to come to an informed decision

only if they're sexy

Seconding this, how else can I rape your daughter if you won’t have any ?

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>post-natal abortion
wave of the future, dude

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still get triggered thinking about michael clarke whinging about how dark it was (during the draw i think) when they needed to win

Pajeets, my dear bros, I try my best to like you guys but you just keep giving me reasons to fucking be disgusted by you. Starting to understand why we wanted out

>POOnjabi poolitics

Well, you had your revenge in the following series.

No porki is my brother

youtube.com/watch?v=2YuLsMYuRYM

>paki starting politics while we’re talking about run chases

:)

youtube.com/watch?v=WwvnsqnLRZg

Yes I remember this match. I won us the game :)

Not if you have enough money. In all seriousness I am just joking. Won't abort if it's a girl child. Would prefer a son though.

Daily reminder /cric/ is hate free general.

This post was sponsored by ICC

is that adam voges bowling around the middle of the video? grim times

was actually a pretty decent limited overs cricketer around then, I think he only got dropped because he pulled out of a South African tour but he had a decent average of 40 or so from memory

Sucks doesn’t it, when a good thread gets shitting up by politics. Now you at least know how the rest of us feel.

Anyway, on the topic of run chases, my favorite probably has to be this
youtu.be/gcg-S199zC0

Not really a chase but top tier grit to force the draw

>career ODI batting average of 45
not bad Tbh
only played 30 odd games thoug

>it's a shaun tait racks up 4 run byes episode

saw this one quite often

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a full strength nathan bracken

>POOnjabi monologuing about politics here instead of /int/

A world without Indians.

Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

>A world without Indians.

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mcbasedin and mcbasedum

fuck up sebbo

very nearly

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A world without the Chinese.

>A world without the Chinese.

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grim

>Heazlett

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kek completely forgot about that mare of a selection
>virtually no state appearances
>"yeah chuck him in the national side against a consistently strong white ball team playing at home"
based Mark Waugh

yeah, what a complete meme
a few years later and he's still lucky to get a game for qld

nic maddinson was getting a crack in the test side at the same time I think
grim state of affairs

editing a Rob Quiney career highlights video lads

fucking hell, what a thriller

The top 4 of the table will be the same as now. You can gamble on it

Why doesn't cricket world cup have any animal oracles?

Poo pee land will lose tomorrow. You can gamble on it

doubt england would be able to win both of their matches
bangas will probably claim it

Which animal do you want senpai
Also because we are a serious sport

idk a duck or something

We had ducks and tigers in 1003 I think

youtube.com/watch?v=Q7eUvOjRiMk

absolute banger

refuse to listen to this on principle after he spammed Yea Forums with his shit for years

youtu.be/KhjaNaHbWk4

just woke up lads
long day of neetdom ahead

NEETs are gods chosen people

You can but you will end up poor and destitute like an indian

based lad, just winding up my day of neetdom and settling in for the grig and some bongs
>scored a quart
>went for a surf with neet mates
>watched some whales after
>bunch of monks appeared outta nowhere and had a chat to em
dont know how people fit work in tbqh

C R I C

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hmmmm

BRPRPRPPRPRPRPPRPRPRPRPR

Cope pee land

*enters thread*

Lads.

man wtf next game is at 10.30pm what is this shit

just finished my exams lads, looking forward to a month of NEETing it up with my /cric/ bros

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whatcha listening to tonight /cric/?
for me, it's silvestri's "portals" theme from endgame. don't care about the capeshit much but portals is a fucking BANGER.

Watching the planets with Brian Cox. Underrated Kino

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=KO1XL8_ezVM

I'm listening to a podcast

>bowling a spinner that over
match fixing

*teleports behind you*
*dabs on you so hard your soul explodes*
*spits on your dead body before yeeting it into mount Vesuvius*

theres your month, kid. dont ever show your face in /cric/ again

and we're NOT bros

oi mrff u here m8

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something really irritating about the term 'podcast'

Not bad, mildly impressed.

Sabbath 2bh

terrified of lucky kit wearing sri lanka

Why doesn't scg get such good attendance anymore?

watching season 3 of sneaky pete at this moment lad

chinamen don't care about cricket

proselytize them faggot

> 11.00am Faf calls tails, it is a tail, and South Africa will bowl.

Need more posts like this in /cric/

the horrors - primary colours

A world without manlet genes.

Need eth to 2000x for me to become crypto millionaire

so true
every man 5' 2'' and below should be forcibly castrated

Unitl a few days ago: rains wouldn't start
Today: rains wouldn't stop

>5'2"
mate I'm talking 6'0"

Steven Adams back in NZ for the off-season I see

so true
Love binge watching David Attenborough's Planet Earth as well.

>binge watching

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Go binge eat some Finasteride nonce

Comfy weather to watch cricket though.
Where you at?

based

sa's anthem is pretty good

sorry but the SL anthem is just obnoxiously long
most anthems cut out a verse or four

who we tipping?

Fuck up zoomer

Oi Bois that Sri Lankan anthem is a long one ay

seething

I did the maths.
England will qualify.

Everyone can calm down.
The semis will be 75% Anglo.

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like you wouldn't be saying the same thing if we sang all 6 verses of GSTQ at every sporting event

Did anyone else notice Tahir with a young white girl under each arm? The grooming gangs are real.

>englel beating india
>englel probably beating poo peeland
kek
KEK

Based Lankas gonna give Faf a heart attack.

SL in a close one

Oh boy

tell me when the anthems over. any rain looming?

i feel like there have been a lot of first ballers in the first over of matches
and not all of them from the seething ginger glovelet

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An awkward start...

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Fuck I hate this hack on the guitar

what the fuck was that lol

>caught and bowled off the first ball
oh
no
NO
N O

>absolutely destroyed India last year in the tests and ODIs

>beat India? But that's impossible
screeching at you.
child.

the worst part is, they're different blokes at every match and they're all terrible

oOOOooOooOooOoo fernanDooooOoooOoo

*Bop bop bop*

Just once I want England to go all out and get to:
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the Queen

cope

so true

refuse to listen to them out of a general protest against whatever's popular

Currently in the toilet

RSA

Going to be some delicious cope when England get knocked out.

missed the wicky FUCK

>caught and bowled

this is a world cup situation
the mental midgets of england cannot perform in crunch situations unless the pitch is doing absolutely nothing, and they are playing against india, a team who can perform in tournaments
england are already out of this and everyone knows it, they deserve all the ridicule

...

was looking at flashscore and it said that
fuckin flashscore

>/po/
shouldn't you be posting in /poo/ ?

Gonna say, the crowd camera work has been pretty based this world cup

Well he was caught and somebody bowled it so technically true

he was caught du plessis bowled rabada, so yes caught and bowled

based pooposter

Caught and bowled doesn't really exist though because the b on the scorecard stands for bowler.

>tfw at home in a Friday night posting on cric

I watch a travel vlogger and he's in Sri Lanka right now and apparently even the capital city is a ghosttown since the incident.
It's sad cause a lot of SL's economy depends on tourism - and it's far more developed than India/Pak/Bangladesh.

sad to see it waste away.

the b stands for bowled, as in the bowler bowled the ball that bowled the batsman

it's still where all the white Australian girls go

they should outlaw islam

Can't believe how much it was glossed over.

ive been, beautiful country besides the packs of stray dogs
also it is too hot they should consider making it a few degrees cooler

fresh joke m8

watched a doco on the ganges last night
why dont you filthy cunt keep the fuckin thing clean?
Dumping bodies in it, untreated sewerage pouring into it at some crazy amount per day, industrial run off straight in, TB hospital dumping TB infected shit in there....
Fuck cunts, clean it up thatll come back to bite you big time

>also it is too hot they should consider making it a few degrees cooler
fully agree
don't know what the government are playing at

bowled and caught I think

You sad cunt lmao

If this is true, why is it not bowled and caught?

stop saying cope you utter cunts

seethe

have sex

more like it

cope

dilate

grim

grim

seriously I hate seeing /pol/ garbage on Yea Forums

rent free

SL have been batting well since the "incident".
Could be a blessing in disguise.

cringe

is avishka fernando, dare i say it, elite?

rancid

Malala turns out to be a fan of cricket. youtu.be/3pE2Efbb83o?t=367

late 2019 needs a new "grim"

Things will turn normal soon m8. It was a good wake up call though, even the raging hardcore leftists in this country are finally seeing things for it is

what was the incident

how do we feel about "bleak" or "drab"?

Imagine this lads:
Aus/NZ/Eng combined team vs British Raj (Ind/Pak/SL/Bang) combined team

Desis vs Whites (and Moeen Ali)
who wins?

I think a synonym is not the answer. a new concept is needed.

the bombing
you have leftists too?
I saw Indians shit talking them during the election but I thought you ended them after the whole tamil tigers fiasco ended.
Tragic.

aloof

fan of dreary 2bh

I don't know if we're ready for that.

bit going on in here

ah ok, I don't really watch grom international terrorist-based news. who bombed who

aloof

>faf

muzzies bombed christians, or, if you prefer, 'easter worshippers'

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how do you not remember the easter bombing in sri lanka?
It was huge news

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not churches surely

I went camping bro lol

>no semi for England

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It was barely covered here, wouldn't be surprised if it was the same in NZ after the christchurch thing.

Most of them are pretentious zoomers who are trying to one up each other on who's more progressive. They are a minority but a vocal one

tbqh it was buried rather quickly
>not all mudshits
just fuck em all off out of our countries and eliminate the risk altogether.
Shitslam does not separate church and state and will never be compatible with western society.

The sound of bat on ball is just therapeutic to my soul

eas-ter bom-bing? the media said christian persecution isn't real.

it would've been in the media at the time but I was off the TV etc for days. good thing too

>SL's main rivals for 4th place is Bangladesh and Pakistan
>Both their games against them were rained out

Cricket has to sort out this rain = draw bullshit
fuck tradition

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Execute all _______.

Lads I left this joint a few day after the event. Can someone update me on the war on the Tucson taco bell blubbo

england players

even fucking MLB has catchup rounds and their seasons are 162 games long

Based. Their whole identity being religion is fucking cringe

GAMON SRI LANGKA
clap clap clap clap clap

>getting dabbed on by boreball
literally rock bottom tbqh

codes frequently so that the bugs you need to fix are easier to find :)

for me, it's the concept of therapy for seething kiwis

I have never met a single computer scientist who wasn't an autistic virgin
My brother was a chad in school but after he came back from uni he was a hoverhanding FREAK

-der 66

haha :P

oops bit early
new

>be me
>breathe
>trigger brainlets

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wire your brain to deal with logic and women suddenly become unintelligible

may avoid another cringy thread war however

Whakawiri

That's every countries situation m8, west has ruined us all

We have to try, mate. I believe in you

499th for Christianity

500th for islam

>does not separate church and state
This is where the west got jew'd the most.

Identifying with the set of ideologies one lives by is far more cerebral than making the place or family you are born into, your job, your wealth etc your identity.
How can there be equality in a society where everyone's identity is based on such temporal and material things.

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Copestianity