/cric/ - GAME THREAD #2

ultraedge literally dabbing on india right now

is this the thread lads

I fucking love Andrea

(You)

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Huh?

anglo umpires are so much smoother on DRS compared to cringy awkward Aleem and the Dravid*ids

I don’t know what’s worse India are four down, or Dhoni comes at the crease now

Scandalous pricing

for me, it's chicken karahi and lamb nihari

no

I can think of nothing funnier than if Dhoni ran Kohli out.

Iraqi war poster tell me more about the American atrocities in iraq

sad to say is not. If it includes rice is actually ok

NZD is a micky mouse currency that's like 5 quid

thinking we should have started the game thread count at the start of the world cup
thinking the astronomically large number by cups end announcing the thread would be quite muscular on the Yea Forums landscape

That's like 8 quid.

67165
sage

naan>dosa>papadum>chapati

hate this old bastard. hope he gets killed on the pitch

not wasting my time eating chicken, lamb madras and a saag aloo for me

India getting taken to task

hate ethnic food
for me it's a sunday roast and nothing but

ok i guess we're all here then

But how can butter chicken be the same price as tikka masala when it is so much shitter?

the entire world is currently rallying around the west indies

guys whats your smartest MS/Windows Dhoni joke

Paratha>Naan>Roti>dravidoid garbage

kohli will look to bat through this innings

>eating the lamb
Enjoy your mystery meat.

why are kiwis so racist?

getting a bit worried that Seb hasnt turned up lads
he's not in the best health

Didnt we just agree is pretty much the same?

Goray love it

Google Mahmudiyah massacre. Iraqi children were murdered at a school and some were raped by us soldiers. They’re pretty sad people desu most of them fled their shithole

I'm not
Jai Hind

Hope he carked it

Anglo empire does not exist m8

hopefully had a heart attack scrolling through the thread

Objectively not the same just read the menu

pretty sure lamb is cheaper than dog here

kashmir is pakistan

batura>all

forgot about roti/chapati, my bad. Dead last

The anglo empire reaches far and wide from the conquered scots to a little scrap of rock at the bottom of Spain.

why is every single indian to a man incredibly awkward? I think the only indians which aren't are the ones which have been completely integrated into another culture

>148/4 (30)
are we witnessing a poollapse or is this ok?

I cant help but like him lads. He's a little autistic at times but some of his posts are genuinely funny, plus he keeps /grig/ bumped over the course of the day

lol wut mate? this place is globohomo as hell

the cricketing world cries out for an independent kashmir and subsequent kashmir team

for me, it's gonna have to be porota + beef

Kashmir" is a song by the English rock band Led Zeppelin. Included on their sixth album Physical Graffiti (1975), it was written by Jimmy Page and Robert Plant (with contributions from John Bonham) over a period of three years with lyrics dating to 1973 mate

probably the most ok score possible

>poohni batting
absolutley not ok.

I'm completely integrated and still extremely awkward.

Next Australian cricket tampering Idea: fake audio spikes for snicko

>indian music playing in stadium

meet me irl

your being put on a list as we speak m8

awkwardness is endearing in many cultures

Windies can choke a 50 run chase vs India

Kashmir is rightful Pakistan clay. One day we will apologize to them for allowing this travesty go for so long

now this is based

>Dhoni at the crease
Rather just get all our and get it over with

>indians which aren't are the ones which have been completely integrated into another culture
So true

kholi having a POO

>edges
>no slip
fuck off

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just thought up an absolute zinger lads

MS Phony

And the other ones are so desperate with appearing macho that also become cringy in the opposite extreme.

>No JR, youre not a skux, youre just a civilized poo lmao

lol wat

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true story lad: went to subway the other day yeah? ordered something with beef. can't remember what it was. beef and ranch? or something. whatever it was, i go to the cashier (desi) and he asks me "you like beef huh?" i'm like, "yeah haha" thought it was weird he would ask me that but i figured he probably liked beef as well so i didn't give it much thought... but then he was giving me this weird look and i couldn't figure out why. it wasn't until i walked out of the subway i realised he was SEETHING because i was brown and i was eating BEEF LMFAOOOO
probably thought i was paki or something lmao. fucking indians think they can bully me in motherfucking australia. i'll eat all the beef i like

based retardess

this is the tweet

BLACKED

roach on the approach

most indians look like the guy on right.

what did she mean by this?

Absolutely based Mellu making rajpoot chamars seethe

think of the poor cows

She’s from the Caribbean. Plenty of Indians there, even Nicki Minaj’s grandad was indian and her father is half indian.

yeah but not the awkward but nice and makes jokes kind. The aggressively awkward while keeping way too much eye contact, trying to scam you out of money and randomly giving wrogn advice from a weird sense of not existing authority kind.

THIS IS THE TWEET

The one in uni?

dumb cunt. go back to the kitchen and make me Pav Bhaji

indians worship cows lol

genocide will come soon insect

any aussies ever heard of the jailbaitwarrior?

She said she's #TeamIndia though lol

>THATS THE TWEET
This is the tweet

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the cow is a very gay sacred animal, should have been something less delicious desu

Finally a good meme out of this wc

>be a maulana rape baby
>call Brahmins insect
lol

>less delicious
Yeah ur mums vagina

Not as handsome tho

cows seem docile, but if you anger a mother friesian in spring she will fuck you up

the international cricketing community cries out for an independent baluchistani side

absolutely wrecked him lad

>all this talk about beef giving me cravings for some fried beef
>restaurant is closed
Guess I’ll just starve

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if india is so great why do you leave it to live as second class citizens in the countries of your colonial masters?

which uni? this wasn't at a university

t. cow nonce

richo u here m8?

The only way to achieve enlightenment is to turn vegan.

Free your souls people. You'll thank me for it

>North Vs South Indian

Cows are good at taking huge shits on the street. I can see why the Indians worship them

unpopular opinion : don't mind beef(looks great desu) as long as its not an Indian breed

you can eat beef in india?

fuck I hate my life

Imagine missing two stumpings and a run out in one ball

The same reason the Punjabi Hijra ran off to a country that bombed his country to kingdom come I guess

cows are pretty retarded. At least pigs are smart

i'm vegan apart from cheese or when i'm at my dad's

>if india is so great
how the FUCK is that your takeaway from that post, you absolute brainlet
yes

Ik rite?

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what a calamity

More KFC for me haha

yeah m8 how ya bloody going cant wait to stick me dick up ya bum later

fucking over it all lads

kek

KEK

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DHONI FUCK OFF

It’s just a little crush
Not like I faint every time we touch

possibly the worst wicketkeeping seen by mankind

christ alive that is bad

>The West Dabdies

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>West INDIAN keeping
just

so fucking grim

>Shai poop

even kamran akmal would have stumped him

Even Hindus eat beef in Tamil Nadu and Kerala, even a few Brahmins.

wait so how does this light up stump work? what if the stumps light up but the bails aren't dislodged? doesn't that completely change the rules of cricket?

>fucks up twice
>steal a run
kek

West Tendies keeping

What type of post is this? Don't tell me you are a vegetarian

pretty based

Zinger bails > laws of cricket

west indies

more like

fuck shitdies lol

Oi trinibro you here m8?

Unironically b&rp

for me its Kamran Akmal

The West Cringedies

Why would the stumps light up? It’s the bails that light up

why wouldnt you know?

>tf
>tp

you know what is interesting?
if we call india the east indies
then you know whats right in the middle between west indies and east indies? england, aka the new indies

ahahaha im based

there are lights in the stumps as well

cheer up lad. Good luck

It's Kamran akmal

THIS IS THE POST

why would you call india the east indies? the east indies is like philippines and that

They light up after the bails are dislodged lad

>Kamran Akmal and Babar Azam are cousins

based

toil on the morrow
dreading it as always

you'll be alright mate. watch the grig

the east indies is indonesia yeah
but still, im thinkin im based

the east indies already exist you mug

I live in punjab.Haven't heard of anyone eating beef here though it was banned or something.I actually would love to try it.

Ahh yes, the midwits

beef laws depend on the state

Chaps,

It strikes me as rather unfair that Australia and Pakistan get to play at Lord's twice in the group stage, whereas England, Bangladesh and New Zealand get one and, most frightfully, India have none.
Surely this gives the convict scum (and pakistanis) an advantage as they have played 2 games on the pitch that will host the final.

answer the question

same lad
but it is friday, you can do it

Beef curry is bad. Fried beef or beef stew is good.

don't mate, cows are good lads and don't deserve to be eaten

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it's up there, but Akmal has him beat

Nice wicketkeeping lads

for me it's a 75 minute commute with two bus changes and a train journey with hundreds of new australians and irate homeless people

im sensing a bit of discombobulation

It's only an advantage over NZ and India. I don't know why you care about England getting to play on the pitch that will host the final.

>make up an argument on my behalf
>ask me to support it
fuck off retard

>chaps

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whats for dinner lads

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Dosas

>score predictor: 285
fucked. doesn't look like we're winning this

INDIAN QUESTION

I see that you still talk about castes and how is still sorta existing, what I still have no idea is: how do you know everyone's caste? why would you know?

No Beef ;__;

get a car mate

based

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Oh boy here goes the quality of the thread thanks kiwi lad

ah yes I'll just drive into sydney cbd every day

thats a picture of a bull mate

ah amanda
mate of mine fingered her inside a club in amsterdam once

M8 you can get easily get beef in cities
t. Have eaten in Delhi, Mumbai etc

Dhoni please retire.

The lads are all here

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gonna huff some spray paint

My point was about how it gives an advantage over India and NZ yes, well done

Im high and its all I can think about man

Chaps>lads

drive part way

im beached izz

get a new job closer to home mate

leave him alone hes only little

lmao gayle with the fake-out

>Gayle trying to do a cheeky bait

>tfw wanna have a wank but cold hands

What's to stop them identifying as a higher caste?

literally me. sitting on my hands right now

Dhoni is incredibly cooked here

get a new home closer to job mate

tell me more

>Dhoni against spin
WHY, why are you dropping him at #5

exactly, how everyone knows a dalit is dalit

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You can use my armpits lad it’s all greasy, sweaty and warm from the heat.

fuck that shit
on the rock and roll here, south coast going for a wave about 11ish when the morning crowd fucks off. should have a solid 5 hours of empty lineup before the school kids cruise out.
Gunna watch the grig all night and have a few pipes, have fun with the grind

seconded

shhhhh
they don't know that yet

genuinely gagged at this post

gipped a bit in my mouth at the very thought

cold hand wanks are kino

get a flag or cunt off

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Lazy shot

FUUUUUUUUUCK
WHYYYYYYY
we're losing this one lads. nobody can save us now

>le 70 and out man

Bravo Bravo good catch

Great, Dhoni in charge for the next ten overs

Based dhoni getting poohli out again

Bong lads.
Did you know that the Ashes in August is going to be on fucking Sky?
So the BT having the Ashes was a one time fucking thing I guess?

What the FUCK.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

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Did hanging leg raises today. Haven't done abs in too long because I've been lazy and I'm sore as fuck.

NEED Kung Fu Pandya to bat till the end

Can't wait for dhoni to play dot ball till 35th over and then get out.

India should lose this match just to fuck pakistan in the head

why do you need to know?

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

yeah
they even said that at the time

Holy fuck I want to kick Dotni in the nuts

third time, Kohli’s got out with Dhoni on the other side

where can i stream

big brained post incoming: dhoni was dropped on purpose so now hard dick comes in and has to make up for dhonis 70 strike rate while being new to the crease and only having one bowler who can kind of bat left in the sheds

bet365

>Did you know that the Ashes in August is going to be on fucking Sky?
what are the ramifications of this bong bro

Already in the 39th over la

lmao brits lmao

it's going to be on nine mate

shall be abusing based daddy's now tv pass i think

its already the 39th over

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oh I meant 45th

>paying to watch cricket

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I think he meant 45 haha

I have Sky. The question is, why dont you? Sky has revolutionized televised cricket, the least you can do is drop murdoch some moola

if girl then in my mouth

the urinal mate
look what i found next to that lolly inside one freestreams-live.com/skysmain/

Hot take: 90% of all wickets are pure luck

FUCK EM UP HARDICK

KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU KUNG FU

BT is based and redpilled whilst Sky is gay and shitpilled.
Sky basically ruined sport in the UK by charging ridiculous prices and consuming just about everything.
Setanta tried competing with them and they went bust.
ESPN tried competing and then THEY went bust.
Now BT Sport are finally able to compete and they got the Ashes last December but it seems like they've just fucking lost them.

Is it time already to start posting Q U E E N S ???

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shit does get wickets

What about the other 10%

BIG BLACK COCK'S

homosports.xyz/fzony-vfb.php

thats where the entirety of the game of cricket is played

yes please

ah sorry to hear that lad
based streams incoming

>DHOBI
FOR FUCK SAKE

Gayle is due a big score

really?
So do BT get all the Aussie Ashes whilst Sky get the English Ashes? Is that the deal?

nah lad
Only reason I even have BT is because they're my ISP and give me a nice discount

yes
please

deep

It's kinda cute watching all these other nations competing to be the team to lose against australia in the final.

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mornin, lads, just had to take a soft poo and it reminded me the India match was on

Delete

oh fuck hes here

lol @poorfag sky seethe

Cricket on the BBC was fucking terrible, you literally couldnt watch the ashes in australia at all, you had to fucking listen to it on the radio
Based sky has made it possible to watch every second of a wide range of top tier cricket and football matches. I would honestly be happy to pay more if they were to bump up the prices. An absolute steal

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>paying an Australian for the honour of watching England play Australia

you don't see how that makes you a literal cuckold?

The scat loving Punjabi Hijra is back

Kino

wasn't cricket on channel 4?

I don't have that many so I am going to have to time them well for when based windies win the game.

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poof

fuck u ya fuckin poofta, fukin poof cunt, get rooted ya fukin poof cunt

How do you know he’s Punjabi

post dorff first wicket plz lad

Australia are technically not a good cricket teams. In fact they are probably one of the worst of the ten teams. They just larp alot on the field with thier annoying accent's and it puts everyone off. But there biggest quality is just being very strong mind. And I mean they are the best at this. But in terms of batting and Fielding they are actually shit if you look into it

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No? He provides the best service in the market. Who cares where he comes from lol i just want to watch cricket

why are you so obsessed with punjabis?

>The 2023 World Cup in India will ALSO have 10 teams
Yikes
I thought this "cutting down teams" gay decision which everyone disagreed with was like some random bout of stupidity.
I guess that's what the World Cup will be like forever and ever now though.
sad

what the fuck homo sports is actual cricket

lol i thought Paajis were chads this guy sounds like a complete beta cuck

envy

Its good, means there are no easy games
Why would I want to see the Netherlands or Scotland get raped over and over again

just this one paki m8 I love Guru :)

Why do you hate Australia so much lad?
Also why do you talk funny?
Sounds a bit out there but I reckon you're a refugee who got Australia denied and had to settle for Ireland
That or seething over Morgan being scared of Starc

I know, right?

eh, fuck this. Won't be watching this match.
Just feels like a waste of time.

are these retards actually booing the fielders for fielding or am i mishearing

thanks for wasting my time with your dumb adware filled shithouse streams

found one on reddit

Only shows australian sports, hence the name

do people gamble in india? is it legal?

oh,okay.

saved. cheers

rude and faggotpilled

Fair play to you lad you seem happy, Ignore that user hrs being negative and trying to reduce your happiness. Don't let him

In 2007 Ireland beat Pakistan and Bangladesh
In 2011 they beat England
In 2015 they beat Windies

plus further: Entry to the World Cup and participation is likely the most likely thing to grow the sport and get someone other than AUSNZ, Poos and England and SA to participate.

Keeping it locked at 10 ensures stagnation.

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that ones pretty good
who looks for random internet speed without ad and pop blockers?

different laws in different States

>not having adblock

Is like youre begging to be fucked mate

thanks lad, why do you type like a 7 year old tho? if you dont mind me asking

>shartwaite

Just seething lad. I respect Australia. Based team and that I just don't like the team

Phone posting and cannot be bothered to correct myself

A few wallops could seal the deal here

and they lost to Afghanistan in 2018 playoff
brainlet

based
we own ireland

you know what would make cricket better?
Team A plays 1 over.
Then team B plays their first over.
Then Team A do their 2nd. Then Team B do their 2nd.
All the way to 50 overs.

What do you think?
Mum said it was a good idea.

lmao

>Got done in by a shit pitch today lads

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post mum

>woman said it was a good idea

your original post said why would you want to watch the small teams get raped over and over again

and I made a point that that doesn't necessarily happen
homo

>Batsmen have to change pad, helmet etc after every over
Sounds retarded

make it 20 overs

beaut that one

boring fucking game
wanna go on a drug fuelled bender so bad

does mum has big tits? tell us more

Not great but not terrible

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sounds like a gay sport americans would play

the ball that triggered McCullum's PTSD

based kelly hart mummy

English language is so funny
Why are people from west India called west indiesians and not west indian

here comes the snot in my cold
at least i'll get tomorrow off(unpaid) because im a food wagie

this but make it one ball

Smoth does heaps of shit for charity man, even before he had to virtue signal for it and he loves cricket more than anyone
Warners from a poor as fuck tough area and the first thing he did when he got a bit of cash for his grig was buy his mum a house.
All of them have different stories but theyre all mad cunts
I know the sandpaper shit was fucked but they got booted for fucking ages, longer than most agreed was fair and lost heaps of other shit too, still getting booed.
Aussies are competitive by nature so if they seem aggro on the field thats just strong will lad, dont hate em too much brah besides all that theyre entertaining as fuck

retard

absolutely doable. user is underage

Indië (of Oost-Indië, ter onderscheiding van West-Indië; samen ook wel de Indiën), is de historische naam van een groot gebied in (vooral koloniaal) Azië. Met Indië wordt soms, vooral in Vlaanderen, ook de republiek India aangeduid. Welke gebieden precies onder Indië vallen varieerde nog wel van tijd tot tijd, maar ruwweg kan men stellen dat het de gebieden zijn die tegenwoordig Zuid-Azië en Zuidoost-Azië genoemd worden. Men onderscheidde ook wel:

Voor-Indië of Brits-Indië (Zuid-Azië);
Achter-Indië of Indo-China (Zuidoost-Azië oftewel alle landen op het Aziatisch vasteland tussen Voor-Indië en China gelegen;
Nederlands-Indië (het huidige Indonesië);
Spaans-Oost-Indië (de Filipijnen, Guam, Marianen, Palau, de Carolinen, delen van Formosa en de Molukken).

you know what's also weird?
Guyana is full of actual Indians.

So they're West Indian East Indian Indians.

I say make a new sport called fookit. Football and cricket obviously

It's football but you can only score in one half each. So if you post four goals and the other team get four in half an hour then win by 15 minutes

now THATS a sport

why the fuck is braithshit bowling?

you're saying boys over the age of 18 can't have fuckable mums?
are all the middle aged women around you fat samoans or something?

To compensate poohni

ngl, sometimes my cousin speaks to her dog all luvvie duvvie and she sounds exactly like kelly hart and it makes me dick twinge a bit

>another windies injury

do what i can do mate

Reckon double ball cricket would be a hit. Bowl from both ends at the same time

our rr has improved since hardik. wish they'd sent him ahead of dhoni

But they would have been raped this year, as they couldnt beat afghanistan, who themselves have lost every game

Look at Kenya and Netherlands in 2011
Look at Scotland, Bermuda and Canada in 2007
Look at Namibia in 2003
Its just unpleasant to involve those kinds of teams.

quite disturbing how much of /cric/ knows who Kelly Hart is.
Cricket is a gentleman's game I'll remind you.
Incest porn is beneath us.

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yikes

cringe bollywood songs

who /kgatlw/ here

brutal mog there from based athers

sounds terrible (and a huge improvement on actual cricket)

I want to fuck her, lads

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mogged desu

Chad English Patrician vs Stunted Aussie Convict

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given his surname is clarke I would suggest he probably comes from british stock

How long do we have to pretend Dhoni’s still good and we have to be grateful for everything he has ever done

3 years ago

I don't know if you chaps will recall the 1999-00 English tour of South Africa - but after the SA Captain got caught match fixing, the SA Cricket board banned him for life.
So why doesn't Australia have the same principles as bongo bongo land?

both of these: grim
would I stay smash: yes

bit of ball tampering banter is clearly not as bad as match fixing

however long it took for Tendulkar

so you're saying india dhoni'd him anymore?

heh

We LITERALLY banned players for 12 months after the ICC gave them 1 match sanctions. We went above and beyond.

their entire white population comes from english convict stock mate, not sure if you are aware

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Why didn’t you try to score boundaries TEN OVERS AGO you Bihari fuck

are there ever any white windies players?

Dhoni has got to go robbie, its time for a change blud

how come there are so many indians in stadium,isn't the match happening in england?

Flintoff did not expand on what activities that "aren't particularly in the rules" he was referring to but former teammate and England opener Marcus Trescothick has previously revealed he used mints to shine the ball throughout the 2001 and 2005 Ashes series.

"I was firmly established as the man in charge of looking after the ball when we were fielding. It was my job to keep the shine on the new ball for as long as possible with a bit of spit and a lot of polish," Trescothick wrote in his autobiography Coming Back To Me.

SHTAP POSHTING THOTS

so this is the poower of indian batting..

well the UK is a colony of India and Pakistan

Impressive

>There are 50 posters in this thread.

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all the white people from the caribbean are 50+ year old tax dodgers who love fucking mulatto pussy

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and?

you know DAMN well that you infest this island

based boomers

what is this imagine meant to convey

average west indian family

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imagine how irrelevant and fat she will be in 10 years
gonna be sad
she's gonna get the shelly duvall treatment

did you know that 90% of curry houses in britain are owned by bangladeshis?

Why am I so repulsed by girls that I would still fuck regardless?

ohh I would sooo love to ram my balls deep into this goblin
she makes me fucking diamonds
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What do you call the offspring of Homer Simpson and an Indian horse?

D'oh Neigh!
LMAO

hate this goblin

lot going on here

we are like 2.3 percent of your population.I guess it has more to do with the fact that brits are not very interested in cricket.

>Indian horse
that's what my wife calls the bull

as long as it's above 250, we'll be fine

well we are starting to settle there but we're not a majority by any means

because you've never fucked anyone

Find her very attractive.

bizarre looking head on the far right kid.

not if gayle plays well.

yet they still call themselves indian restaurants
we should sue

you'd only fuck her because she's off the telly

Cope
Gale and co will finish the game in 20 overs
We need get rid of ms slowni

GAYle
Ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahgagagaggagaga

>2.3%

lol no

low standards or virginititus

What the fuck was that missed stumping? Just saw it for the first time. It's like he didn't want Dhoni out.

ms dos needs to go to the glue factory yesterday

do kids of migrants born in britain follow foreign teams?

LMAO

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_Kingdom#Ethnicity

>23 degrees in London

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paid off by modi

HUGE fan of bangladeshi immigration to the uk
long may it continue

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>Ocean Thomas
>Shekhar Dhawan

gotta have a look at his bak statements after this match i reckon i mean hooly dooly something sus there

yes

Look at Dohni's strike rate. Of course he didn't want him out.

ms dos needs to get salt poured on him

I've fucked 4 girls thank you very much. This is /cric/ not reddit.

kek

huh
always assumed she was indian

Supposed to get into the mid 30's over the weekend apparently

this

Nice. At least all that gst money's going somewhere

Probably has something to do with the fact that India are playing and England aren't.

she looks like a jap horror movie woman thing

Because they, at base level, lack a fundamental morality, likely due to their convict heritage. Australian cricket and cheating are one in the same thing, see:
1981 underarm incident (probably the most heinous)
John the bookmaker
Warne drug test 2003 WC
New South Wales selection bias
Even the Sydney Riot of 1879
The 2018 ball tampering incident is just one example in a long list of disgraceful acts
"but we banned them for muh 12 months!"
Only because they were caught and it denigrated the country's cricket sponsorships. Any respectable national cricket board would have banned them for life from the national team for bringing the repuatation of the country into disrepute.

grim from """"""""win"""""""""dies

>Now Dotni gets dropped
Meme magic is real

dad met Charlie Brooker once
he said he loved black mirror, loved newswipe and loved "his paki wife"
charlie just politely smiled and walked away

embarrassing

whens this coming to my local kinoplex?

this is a 300+ pitch bhenchod. we're fucked with this windies batting lineup

lmao

Imagine moving somewhere else cause your country is a shithole, then passionately supporting the previous country.

>he said he loved black mirror, loved newswipe and loved "his paki wife"
SCREAMING

is Britain life like this
youtube.com/watch?v=sOhxPhqzMwg

Hope the government are preparing mass graves

yep
im thinking its me

wicket has come a little too late I fear, cringedies will NOT be chasing this total

based anti immigration poster

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FUCK
poondya could have had a 50
shoulda been dhoni

>misses out on 50
>again
FOR FUCK SAKE POONDYA
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

can't help but feel windies have let this slip a bit, they had india on the ropes

imagine moving out of your parents home to make a living and still loving them

Yeah, this is gonna be a new episode where some bloke has a chip installed that frees him from all inhibitions

Wish it was Dhoni

Dhoni confirmed to score a grand total of SIX RUNS from the next ten balls(two singles, four dot balls, four ones)

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based

Retarded logic

windies more like losedies
windies more like winDIES
west indies more like worst indies

Is Dhoni your dad? think he's doing just fine on his own mate

No trouble catching Pandya, I see.

hurts to see aged dhoni

He is right.you should support your current country.there is a reason you left that country for the other one.

Oh no no

based and redpilled,more people need to hear about this
disgrace that people have been told not to boo smith and warner by the cricket establishment

>Sheldon Cattrell
GOD I HATE GANGULY

>two singles
>four ones

This post more like shit post.

If windies win they get to black her

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>Dhoni got even the tailenders out

hahahahahaahahahahaha

the 'rithm seems to be acting up

used goods

quite possibly the worst analogy i have seen for some time

>implying you still wouldn't

why can't dhoni play like this for the beginning of his innings

WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP

I never said that

Please factor Dhoni’s runs in the middle overs next time

not sure i would honestly

hopefully the ashes threads are going to be better and comfier than these dumpster fire threads full of shitskins

seething orphans lmao

>last over
>starts to hit boundaries
Holy fuck send him home

this post aged like milk

while I shant be watching thats for sure

watch Dhoni score 3 sixes rn

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nope

Bihari bastard you played through two power plays and you want to score boundaries now

yep very much hoping for some classic english aussie sledge threads

hope you don't mind me lad looking forward to the Ashes desu

>changing the bat for one ball
inb4 dot

what's bihari? is it a place?

>changing bat for one ball

THWACKED THE FUCK OUT

(You)

love yer dad kid

well dont you look foolish now

ok but what the FUCK is stopping him from playing like this before the last over
better late than never ig

Windies really are the brainlets of world cricket.

ethnic group

Yes. If this absolute bastard played like this once every five overs we would have scored 300+

microsoft dhoni

Lads ;)

pajeets apologizing to Windows Dhoni when?

subhumans in India from the worst state in India ie Bihar

haha baited you

india easily have enough
another non-contest

...

>pajeet being this defensive

lmao

when he finally retires

never
He is a really shitty batsman

>worst
>implying UP is better

Idnia win today
LIKE for India
Jia ho

Looking grim bros

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lads...

Damn

takes 10 wickets

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>the one on the left

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>be me
>breathe
>trigger brainlets