If you can't explain your sport in five words it's not worth watching

You....I think I know you.

Cricke+Baseball
>Hit the ball really hard if batting and if fielding try and catch the ball

Soccer
>diving competition for effeminate males

>Rugby

Big guys chase an egg

Boxing
>patty cake, patty cake

i know him too

Do you think he's a West Brom supporter? I do.

that's more than 5 words

Hit ball. Catch it.

Faggot.

I don't know any aussies

In the Championship, for me, it's the Retarded Tigers of the Shanty Town of Hull

Unless you're a 70-something year old boomer then I don't know you either.

Soccer
>Just pretend to be injured

its not worth watching

Handegg:
Fat niggers in spandex jogging

Sepak Takraw
>kungfu volleyball soccer

Badminton
>racquet sport for poor people

ice hockey
>can't see shit, captain

American football/basketball
>Too stupid for real sports

Handegg
>time for a snack break

American sports
>I heard rhythmic slapping sounds

WTA
>AH!
>UH!
>AAAAHH!
>"Game, *****ova!"

Handegg: Commercials, concussions, and outspoken niggers

bowl at sticks hit ball

fuck me this is shit
guess the sport

AFL

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

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>bullying kino badminton
Shame

Same goes for boxing

>tabletennis

miniature tennis for chinese people

cricket

yes
expatable awnsers would also be:
badminton
ice hockey
Rugby league
Soccer
Racing except for v8
gridiron
basketball

Cricket, Baseball, Basketball, Gridiron Football, Canadian Football, Ice Hockey, Field Hockey, all kinds of swimming, Chess, Checkers, Lacrosse, Softball, Horse Jumping, Swimming (except on triathlon and aquathlon), Boxing, MMA, Muay Thai, Tennis, Table tennis, Surfing
>it is not a sport

Black people do it better.

Guess the sport

sex

Impregnating white women?

GRIGGET:
>be upstanding gentlemen

Thanks for your question.

“Running away from your responsibilities as a father”-Ball.