/bundes/

Either Bayern really has no interest or they made deal like they did with Granabtry and Bremen

Darüber spekuliert wurde schon länger, nun ist der Wechsel von Djibril Sow in die Bundesliga in trockenen Tüchern. Der Schweizer Internationale spielt in der kommenden Saison für Eintracht Frankfurt. Dies bestätigte Fredi Bobic, der Sportvorstand der Hessen, gegenüber dem Kicker. Der 22-jährige Mittelfeldspieler mit senegalesischen Wurzeln soll in Frankfurt einen Vertrag bis 2024 unterschreiben. Die Ablösesumme liege bei gut 9 Millionen Euro, könne sich aber bei Erfolgen und Einsätzen auf 11-12 Millionen erhöhen. Bei der Eintracht trifft Sow auf seinen ehemaligen YB-Trainer Adi Hütter.

it's confirmed that his advisor has been to München, Mailand and Gelsenkirchen.

we need more ngubus

Nkunku is on his way la

Press D to Dab on the Gyppos

there are likely more gyppos in Germoney by now

and that's beautiful here's why

>Bayern-Star kritisiert Dortmund

>Fußball-Nationalspielerin Lina Magull ärgert sich darüber, dass es beim Bundesliga-Klub Borussia Dortmund kein Frauen-Team gibt.
>"Ja, schon", sagte die 24 Jahre alte Mittelfeldspielerin der deutschen Nationalmannschaft im Interview der "Frankfurter Allgemeinen Zeitung" auf die entsprechende Frage.
>Es gebe "so viel Potenzial im Ruhrpott und in Dortmund. Da könnte man mit dem BVB wirklich was bewegen. Viele gute Spielerinnen haben schon gesagt, dass sie sofort für den BVB spielen würden", sagte die in der Bundesliga für den FC Bayern München spielende Fußballerin.

oh nonononono!

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>Uli already needing his women to bash Dortmund

>Es gebe "so viel Potenzial im Ruhrpott und in Dortmund
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
honestly believe that some dog breeds are smarter than young women

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>when a girl says something about football

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I don't know what film it's from.

BVB hat aus Gründen kein Frauenteam, weil eben die ganzen anderen Frauenvereine im Pott super mett wären, weil alle Spielerinnen dann eben zum BVB gingen und die anderen Vereine zumachen könnten. Magull soll sich mal informieren bevor die ihren Kopf aufmacht.

>>>/kc/

>a girl

>wahh wah why don't the rich /bundes/ clubs create a women's team to destroy the small /wundes/ clubs that grew organically

>Bayern-Star
>Lina Magull
who?

1 Granatin

>It's been a year since the Korea incident

It's almost a miracle how Buyern makes me hate them even over something that I don't even care remotely like woman's football.
This club is a complete fuck up and needs to be disassabled asap.

>nationalteam woman gets asked if there should be a club in Dortmund
>yes there should be
>user: Fuck Bayern

obsessed

N SCHEIßDRECK HAT DER SORTIERT

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the one with sexy knees

addendum. This wil be the only female football post I make, I don not condone or encourage female football posts in /bundes/ nor do the people who post about female football in /bundes/ (Tom and his crones).

Thanks dad!
Gotta go, need to play some Fortnite.

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>go to aldi
>see hoeneß sorting the würste
>see lahm sorting the müsli
what do?

tom and his crones? more like tom and his clones.

nice digits btw

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Jz drei im Weggla!

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>surely user just made a joke
>it's actually real
mfw

How many years of involuntary celibacy does it take to find knees sexy?

He was looking for a granate in the Aldi finds

>produce delicious Würstel
>make sure they get displayed in the best possible way in retail

nothing wrong with that

I said it before and I will say it again. Every meeting with uli is a business meating. Even if you are dead and packaged in a supermarket

he even has some for you Mehmet, no need to be salty

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>produce delicious Würstel
>calling Höneß Gespensterpimmel delicious Würstel
First: They are called Nürnberger
Second: Never forget:
nordbayern.de/region/nuernberg/gespensterpimmel-im-supermarkt-ekeln-gastronomen-an-1.3353791

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>business meating
neat

>business meating
heh

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reminder

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Oof. Bayern is the next AC Milan.

>even the FCB Frauen shittalk Dortmund
Bayern really has no class.

your Bayern inferiority complex is well founded

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Good read

theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/27/borussia-dortmund-lars-ricken-coaches-club

i had no idea fritsch was actually ded, i just thought he was yet another failed overhyped prospect

When's the next game again?

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women have such pretty hair lads

Why do so many Bundesliga clubs have numbers in their names? Like Shalke 04, Mainz 05, 1899 Hoffenheim, 1. Koln.

>tfw we will never find out who this cutie on the right is

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Yep

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damn that Däbritz is smoking

>BREAKING NEWS
>Riesen-Deal: Lars Windhorst sichert sich für 125 Millionen Euro 37,5% an Hertha BSC
Geldregen für Hertha BSC: Wie das Nachrichtenmagazin "Der Spiegel" meldet, kauft sich der Finanzinvestor Lars Windhorst beim Fußball-Bundesligisten ein. Demnach erwirbt Windhorst über seine Beteiligungsgesellschaft Tennor zunächst 37,5% an der Hertha BSC GmbH & Co. KGaA.

for me, it's Hertha BSC GmbH & Co. KGaA

The bespectacled one? Here you go.

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Or its the one in the back I dunno.

She's aight but I prefer Mel.
Only other player I take notice of is Doorsoun but unfortunately she sucks.

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reminder that tom the faggot has manipulated you into being interested in women

if you have to get manipulated into being interested in women, maybe youre the faggot

That's not her.

...

If Leverkusen sell Aranguiz to West Ham I wont rate them anymore tßh

Lmao get a load of this faggot!

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>2019
>not interested in woman

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i knew that this was bound to happen
>Windhorst, der einst als "Wunderkind" gefeiert wurde, inzwischen aber als umstrittener Investor gilt, hat große Pläne: "Die Hertha kann wie andere Klubs in London oder Madrid zu einem echten 'Big City Club' werden", sagt der 42-Jährige.
well at least he aint no blood money prince

>it's real
I don't even know what's the bigger joke anymore, Hoeneß or Buyern allowing that senile turd to ruin their club.

tom? Opfer
nottom? Soll sich mal aufhängen

I actually like this. Every European country has 2-3 club from their capital that are elite to good. Only Germany doesnt.

kkkkkk pqp

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>one player waving
based

>Martin Demichelis wird U19-Trainer der Bayern
Judging by their last few appointments Coaching qualifications don't matter to anymore it seems. Only criteria is to have miasanmia mentalitat.

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>chinlet
>cute
pick one

this

There's only one right answer

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alman halt

went through all the footage they shoved on tv and it appears, that the cutie is johanna elsig from turbine potsdam.
Damn she looks so different with open hair and make-up, i didn't recognise her. I hope it's pure coincidence, that she sit in the middle of the buyern group.

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zum abspritzen geil uezs

>Die Suche nach Neuzugängen nimmt beim FC Bayern offenbar groteske Züge an. Wie die Zeitung „The Times“ berichtet, wollten die Münchner den Wechsel des 17-jährigen Innenverteidigers Sepp van den Berg (Foto) zum FC Liverpool offenbar in letzter Minute verhindern. Demnach soll der deutsche Rekordmeister den Youngster während seiner medizinischen Untersuchungen bei den Reds angerufen haben, um den Deal noch zu torpedieren.

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love this lad

olmo aller der hoeneß klown ist wohl im knaststübchen ein bisschen zu hart rangenommen worden

reminder that tom is un—ironically based af

Can some merciful soul translate to me?

Bayern are finished.

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man money really is getting worthless

> This Buyern delusion

Call a kid who is about to sign for one of the biggest teams in the world to make him come to a literal Wurstverein.

top kek. Hey Bayern, I've heard Toprak is looking for a new challenge.

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wtf lads this can't be happening

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It gets better and better with every day, cant wait for tomorrow

Hoeneß went to a supermarket, sorted his sausages and left without buying anything

I heard that Frank Ribery and Arjen Robben could be signed for free ...

Goeßling is such a classy lady. Sexiest of them all.

it's just dumb rumors, right?

EL VAR SINSO AAAAJJJJ

uli had a business meating on behalf of his son

Germany U21 XI against Romania:

Nübel - Klostermann, Tah (c), Baumgartl, Mittelstädt - Eggestein, Neuhaus, Dahoud - Öztunali, Waldschmidt, Amiri.

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>Amiri for Richter

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fucking lmao

I don't think so, Aranguiz wanted to return to Internacional begore West Ham interest
It sucks because he's literally doing for money, West Ham chances of winning something are lower than Leverkusen

Doesnt matter. Richter already got the attention of every club in Germany. Thats what these tournaments are good for.

why would he bind himself long term to a new club if he wants to return to chile? I thought his family wanted to go back too.

nobodies chances of winning are lower than Vizekusens, they have the eternal loser mentality.

Is Romania even any good?

unironically yes. the trio of coman, puscas and hagi is elite. we only scraped a 0-0 thanks to our man mountain duo.

Yes, I mean, they topped a group with France, England and Croatia in it

Watch the game and find out

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>return to Chile
Internacional is from Brazil, God knows what he's thinking

Leverkusen is a constant top 4 team in Germany, West Ham literally can't win shit since ever and they biggest title is having players that won the 66 WC

Yes
Hagi is a future /elite/ like his father was

>Internacional is from Brazil
well, I'm confused now

cute doggo

LMAO

>Leverkusen is a constant top 4 team in Germany
except when they aren't. and Leicester proved that anyone can win the PL.

>customers on TM now questioning the credibility of the """"Blindverkostung""""
b&r

absolutely obsessed

>Leverkusen is a constant top 4 team in Germany
ehhh

>except when they aren't
09-10 season 4th
10-11 season 2nd
12-13 season 3rd
13-14 season 4th
14-15 season 4th
15-16 season 3rd
18-19 season 4th

>and Leicester proved that anyone can win the PL

KEK since Leicester title the top 4 is basically the same. Liverpool and City are too ahead in squad terms from others team

Off to take a shower and then dinner

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lül

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What do you mean?

Wake up, Ösi sheeple! The winner was decided from the start!!!

going for a walk and then fuppes

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no, BVB was just too shit to compete

heh

There was big news that the sausages are now served at the Alianz Arena because they won a blind tasting test fair and square.

Fresse razor, sonst klatscht es (wieder).

>be Berliner
>throw away your money
really makes me think :thinking: >pic related

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*wins*
nothing personal, Ruhrpott Assis

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>Deppen Leer Zeichen
to be expected from an NC refugee

>just imagine, for a small moment, to be a Wessi
kek

lmao

fucking meme magic, it's actually real

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I hope this living meme will stay with us for a few more years

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>autistic m*d deleting official /bundes/ mascot Ralf Stegner
1000 years of bad luck, sad!

>zoomer bus party

Am I the only one whos first Thought is Stromberg when I hear the Name Nübel?

yes

no kek

>cooling after 16min
Lmaoing @ zoomers

why don't you go play footy under 40 degrees

Aren't you the boomer that keeps complaining about the weather?

based and miasanmiapilled

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APOLOGIZE

>(You)

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This comment did not age well

still should have been Richter playing

Okay how can we sign Kuntz as the Bundestrainer?

Max Kruse // Welcome to Fenerbahçe // Leaked Tapes, Poker Moves, Elite Cars and Goals

Baumgartl is a mental midget

>another benudli

KEK cant make this shit up

>4 pens in 4 games

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>4 games
>4 pens

the absolute state

>Nübel

>baumgartl
this name doesnt sound german. wait..could it be...? i think i know where this name comes from.

Please no. Notice how la u21 manshaft keeps playing out through the wingbacks? This man does not know the slightest bit about football.

wtf is wrong with these zoomers?
dont they practice what to avoid in the 16er?

Tah is so shit lmao

imagine rating Treegardl

>Tah

>implying 40C° is that bad
Olmo alder

Poo

jz 1 kühlpause

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basirt

>people unironically rate zoomers
Lmao

no Richter no party

Says ur mum after I finish in her. Nasty bitch.

welp

Wow, just how bad is Tah?

Poo

>tah
every time

Says ur sister after I finish in her. Nasty bitch like her mum.

that's what you got for not playing Richter

Fuck would he do? The entire team has been pinned in their own half. Atleast Amiri got the goal on his own.

Goddamn Klostermann is getting absolutely exposed on the right.
I can already see the rumor on tm.de tomorrow
>Puskas zum BVB

Nipple is the only good player in that pathetic excuse of a team

Lads what is this on my finger?

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always knew klostermann was a konaté baby

Das is ne Granate.

Wart.
Find a dead cat and scrub your finger with her

Can't tell because you are too stupid to focus your camera. Holy shit even the table it out of focus.
HOW?

>Lottes Erbinnen: Lottes WM Daily Spezial: Erbinnen und Erben über VAR und die neuen Regeln lotteserbinnen.de/podlove/file/654/s/feed/c/podcast/lottes-wm-daily-spezial-collina.mp3

Very interesting.

based, and now give me your tears gypsy

19:09 Echte Liebe

this game

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Absolute boomer chad on the left

yes hello I'm back

>2:1
hmmmmmmm......

Dahoud is such a hothead

Based. First time our squad is better than Buyerns.

Toah!

no era penal tobihannes

can we join your league yet?

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we'll probably lose against these turks

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>70. minute
>still no Richter
it's like you don't even want to win

can't flimflam the zimzam

>you now remember the next big things, Leitner, Trybull and Zimmermann
interesting how things turned out

I really wish that Dahoud would get his shit together. He's such a talented footballer, but he's too much of an "KopfDurchDieWand/Pferdelunge" player for his position.

I just went to Rewe for one nice cold Feierabend bier and their entire fridge contained nothing but non alcoholic beer. I bet Muslims did this.

>Germany vs Romania
>Jewish/Israeli referee.

>16.2k fans
>15.5k are Romanians

This game is funny

>non-alcoholic anything
I will never understand this

are these players really under 21? some of them look close to 30

t. Nadsi looking for beer in the Dorf that made the news this week

Some of them are 23, Check the U21 tournament rules.

had to be 21 or younger at the start of qualification which was 2 years ago

>Nmecha
LITERALLY WHO?

>almost 80. minute
>finally a substitution
>sub in Nmuktumu instead of Richter
just say that you don't want to win

>Nmecha
>Man City

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ooga booga

My new summer vibe is being slightly dehydrated at all times. The head feels lighter and the veins are sharper.

that's actually pretty interdasting desu

England's greatest talent

Stop, this is very dangerous for old people

Based retard

:)

was zim ever really that highly rated? he was training to be a teacher before he came here because no top division side seemed willing to give him a chance.

>German mother
>Nigerian Father
>Played For England U16 and u19s and now playing u21s for Germany.
Now this is epic!

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>Waldshit

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>

WHAT THE FUCK

lmao

>defend like shit
>turkye can't shoot at all
thank you based god

He came through the youth ranks when germany was even more desperate for "the next Lahm" then we are now, so he got hyped quite a bit.

>Nmecha

well if you can play for Germany you take it.
Otherwise you can play for England or whatever.
Still better than nothing

Jesus don't give them another pen

wasn't the official DFB policy to not poach other federations players?

jesus give us

Too close to the penalty spot for an English man

Uhm sweetie, /bundes/ is an inclusive general, so please refrain from insulting people.
thanks you VERY much!

Is this Dortmund II?

afedersiniz

WALDGOAT

I refuse to believe that limeys are suddenly so good their rejects are walking into mannschaft.

WALDSCHMIDT

nice

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Beating "Golden Generations" is honestly one of the most fun things in football for me

kek

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> Waldschmidt and Nübel to Buyern

There you have your Granaten

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>win a few games
>media reacts like its the second coming of christ
Its always like this. I'm glad we got our shit pushed in honestly. Better than listening to all those fags at the tv and radio suck their dick constantly.

even coached by a dortmund 2 manager

YEEEEEAAAAAAAÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAT 1 STRAHL JUNGE

>imagine not rating Amiri

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(You)
>(You)

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yeah, the last guy with 7 goals was Markus fucking Berg aka HSV the player

You played well though

Your U21 is still unironically extremely talented though

bet they already have 23 missed calls

When will Bayern finally get Forestsmith?

Waldschmidt to buyern is becomming more likely with every passing day

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Come on stop being so salty.Typical shitty romainian mentality.

They did better than expected tobbihannes

Does he have the miasanmia mentality?

nah, Hoeneß is busy sorting Würstchen

Kuntz is crying.

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>here is your new Lewandowski bro

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implying wurstl gives a shit. He's young, german, talented and the public seem to rqate him.

Der hat das Bayern Gen.

didn't watch was at work still
was it entertaining?

kind of

yes

Is this our golden generation?

First half went to Romania, second half Germany was clearly better

yee was good
maybe the best of the tournament

Looking at the other "U" teams, it's probably our last for some years.

>Kunz dabbin on the richter fanboys

Fuck them. Real question should Is kuntz the real successor to joachim?

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Waldschmidt to Lazio?

Are you kidding? Except for Tah, Maier and maybe Nübel none of these will make it in the senior national team.

Und ihr Ösis nicht oder was?

No

time for the wwc now. first QF between england and norway

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>ynr when Hamburg had Waldschmidt, Gregoritsch, Kostic and Dermibay

amiri will cause he's a muslim and jogi loves them

Hey newguy.

and Tah and Son, J Boateng and Vincent Kompany

Yeah but they weren't at Hamburg at the same season

>Hudson-Odoi is also on the verge of signing a new five-year deal, with the finer details being ironed out ahead of an announcement.

It just keeps happening

at least they still have holtby, papadopoulous and aaron hunt

>Hamburgs management has been extremely retarde for the past 10 years
shocker

Sneed

>holtby

*picks up his phone*
just you wait chelsea....hehe.....

try 13 years

true

kek, Holtby and Papadopoulos are injured

>benching Waldschmidt because you have to play the Imperious Bobby Wood
> Sell Gregoritsch because Hunt will be a starter
lmao

jz 1 würstchen

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Gregoritsch is shit though

>w-who needs him la, w-we have the beast Lasogga

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Yeh keep pushing Bayern, that worked out well in 2012

Don't cry Vater der süßen Wurst

>arp
>pavard
>tasci
>timo werner
>öztunali
who can stop us? the cl is ours

He's shit too
Also:
>*sends Leipzig to the cup final*

WENN IHR WÜSSTET WAS WIR ALLE SCHON SICHER HABEN

>forgetting Robben and Ribery
ahem

>the football market is the same it was in 2012
>Bayern can get another Robben for 25 million in the year 2019 A.D.
The problem isnt just the transfers. The problem is that Bayern has 0 appeal to young talented players, because they wont play, and Bayern has 0 appeal to established superstars, because they dont pay enough and theyd have to live in Germany (great city, but honestly pales in comparison to Madrid/Barca/London for a young millionaire).

Now add the fact that Kovac isnt really a famous or amazing coach and voila, Bayern is going the way of AC Milan. Adapt or die.

I agree

Literally Real Madrid, Barcelona, Liverpool, Chelsea, Jj

Tobifair this isn't the first time the press claimed it and nothing happened yet

>4 games
>5 goals conceded
>4 by penalty
??

They won't be dethroned nationally so they're hardly going to be like Milan. Also, they aren't in financial troubles at all.

>126m for a 19yo literal who
???????????

spanish money laundering

in BVB retards mind they are

Don't worry, I'm sure the scouts of Atleti are capable of doing research beyond Felix' age. That's probably why they reached different conclusions than you.

Scouting videos on YT + market price on TM

FIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEE
OHOOOOHOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Its the mia san mia mentality, I tell you

Based Becks supporting his girls

Buyern should sign Malcom, he's /elite/ and brazilian, both things that make a player suceed in /bundes/

I think the negro tries to cure a nymphomaniacal white thot by chaining her up or something like that

I don’t think it’s been mentioned in the /bundes/ but Randers Freja signed an Austrian player called Simon Piesinger a couple of days ago.

thats right, he was at Sturm Graz and at Altach. Pretty much a Holzbein but has his perks as a defensive midfielder

poor mans joelinton

you now remember Razor Hoeneß

you know remember me

some say on a dark stormy night whenever buyern lost you can still make out a faded red schumi cap in the twilight

In all the other European countries the capital is usually the most important city though and not a useless shithole that's just a drain on the rest of society.

Is it true that Wolfsburg will sign Engen?

joelinton is a literal meme and nothing like Malcom
Buyern is only trying sign Dembele because he already played in Germany and has a hype around him. Malcom has a better finishing and better passing, but is not fast or skillfull as Dembele.

Can't tell if the guy is legit or another Florian Homm

2019 i am forgotten

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FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM
BOTTOM TO TOP I STOP

for me, it's olmo

BEINHART WIE’N

HoWe Bratwürstchen

these fucking Bund spotify ads
>getting shot in some god forsaken desert full of sheepshaggers
>the only thing between you and death is a poo and a woman

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yes yes

Dortmund and Leipzig get closer and closer to Bayern, while the difference between Bayern and:
>Juve
>Atleti
>Barca
>Real
>Chelsea
>Man City
>Tottenham
>Liverpool
>PSG
.
.
.
gets bigger. What good is winning the BL, if all BL teams get knocked out in the group stage, or 1st round?

who cares about international tourneys this is /bundes/

>who cares about international tourneys this is /bundes/
You werent here in the days when the /Bundes/ was seen as worse than the Italian and French leagues. We dont want to go back to that era.

>caring about leagues

>not caring about the quality of the league decreasing, since less and less quality players want to transfer to Germany

konate and upamecano are having a horrible euro

Don't care whether my teams wins via worldclass footie or constant hoofing

low iq

> spotify
Cringe I bet you even use netflix.

It seems there is a werbeoffensive or something, they've been showing ads at sgdq the whole week as well.

Adblocker bekannst, ja?

olmo uezs

FIIIIIINAAAAAAAALEEEE
OHOOOHOHOOOHOOOOOOOH

I have a feeling Spain is going to wreck you

People thought so in 2017 as well

yeah i think this spain is even better than the 2017 squad. but then again crazy richter and LW10 will score 5 so all is well.

>waldschmidt in u21 euro: 4 games, 7 goals, 1 assist
>waldschmidt in bundesliga: 16 games, 9 goals, 1 assist
will he surpass ronaldo next year?

...

is this the power of veganism?

oh no please dont tell me..

...

spain it is then

konaté and upamecano weren't very good today
NOT era of the bull desu

the opposite, they went easy in this tournament to be ready for full era of the bull

>„Die Hertha kann wie andere Klubs in London oder Madrid zu einem echten ‚Big City Club‘ werden“
why is hertha so cringe

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>denmark hating on pretty girls again

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Der VAR SINSONER
AAAJJJ

black snake moan

I saw Ulli Höneß at a grocery store in Unteraching yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “So wies jetzt machst?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “hä?hä?hä?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him laughing grunting as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of Nürnbeger in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “damits keine elektrischen Fetterenzen gibt,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Formerly Cringe

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good night

yes

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good morning

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>bars
>not Nürnberger Rostbratwürstchen
you had one job

Samual L. Jackson is like a Ned Flanders with a nigger attitude.

So Hoeneß is a tremendous dick. How shocking!

Die Eisernen sind härter als Hertha, auch mit weniger Kohle.

Based retard

they knew they cheated to get there so they let Spain win desu

Spielplan out today, frens

This, Bayern is the best club in Europe. Anyone who disagrees, doenst have the mia san mia mentality.

NEUE SPIELER LASSEN WEITER AUF SICH WARTEN
|
Drei Absagen für Bayern – trotz „verzweifelter“ Anrufe

Absage Nummer 3: Nach BILD-Informationen sind die Bayern mit einem Angebot über 25 Mio. Euro für Chelsea-Youngster Callum Hudson-Odoi (18) abgeblitzt. Bereits im vergangenen Winter hatten sich die Münchner intensiv um den Flügelspieler bemüht. Der Vertrag des englischen Jung-Nationalspielers läuft noch bis 2020, zurzeit fällt er wegen eines Achillessehnenrisses lange aus.

> 25 Mio

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

geiz ist geil uezs

*keeps winning*

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*loses yet again*

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> Bericht: FC Bayern an Espanyols Roca dran – „Bin sehr glücklich in Barcelona“

Yet another Absage.

First matchday

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>schalke with 0 points after 2 matchdays

wtf Kicker
>2 literal who's

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Zoomers hate Schickeria.
R.I.P. Buyern

LÖSCHEN

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>Union - RB Leipzig
OH NO NO NO NO
>Erstmals spielt Union Berlin in der kommenden Saison in der Bundesliga. Für den ersten Spieltag hat Manager Oliver Ruhnert einen Wunsch: Nicht gegen RB Leipzig spielen.
>„Das würde ich nicht gut finden, weil dann eine andere Thematik und ganz andere Dinge in den Fokus treten würden“, erklärt Ruhnert in Sportbild (Print) in Richtung RB.
>„Für die Menschen bei Union wird das erste Bundesliga-Spiel ein historisches Erlebnis sein, wir werden eine Wahnsinns-Stimmung im Stadion haben“, begründet Oliver Ruhnert, warum man diesen wichtigen Tag nicht mit anderen Themen belasten will.
I guess this match will get heated

Bruma to PSV

Arp is training with Bayern II
>"I want to optimally prepare for my start with the pros of FC Bayern and am pleased that I got this opportunity with the amateurs"

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>"I want to optimally prepare for my start with the pros of FC Bayern and am pleased that I got this opportunity with the amateurs"
Strong Miasanmia mentality

my life in a nutshell

Schreck to Groningen

have sex virgin

when will ulli reveal all the granaten they already bought? i’m so excited!

>getting shot in some god forsaken desert full of sheepshaggers
the syria mission will end this october tho and then our army is doing literally nothing from that point on

>the german army isn’t in mali or afghanistan or any other desert shithole
nice meme

T5 Musterung here, because of "dude weed lmao" and a little bit of ecstasy.

absolute loser

*crushes your hopes and dreams*

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hellow fellow T5. For me it was degenerative kneedisease i inherited from my dad.

;)

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>“muh knees! here i brought an attest and a röntgen bild from my hausarzt!”
dodging babyman

Ah yes the "I would never play for bayern ever haha" chap.

latest Bayern cringe:
twitter.com/FCBayernUS/status/1144289288881709056

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latest Dortmund cringe

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>bazi pretending that buyern winning the league is anything to get worked up again
ugh

time for some mittagsschlafi

9 (nine) points

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9 (nine) points to everyone else

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it's still 7 points guys, don't worry, we are fine

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yes so what, no club wins every single game. We are still 5 points ahead, no need to become nervous

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ok, we had 3 draws in a row. So what? Just a little Durchhänger, nothing to get worked up about. Call me when they actually start losing

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t-this is still no problem, you can lose to Augsburg every once in a while, nothing special really. We got this

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lol >goaldifference, this means nothing, its still 9 rounds to play. Any day now these stupid boomers will start losing again, just wait

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>worked up gain
this is what happens when you decide to change what you want to write in the middle of the sentence
UGH

haha see I told you guys, LOL Bayern drawing against fucking Freiburg, they are finished, Kovac practically fired already, Uli just hasnt told the media yet

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>pretends to be a neutral "expert" during the season working for Sky
>shills for FCB during the summer

have sex

hey guys Im back, had better things to do than post in bundes the last weeks, you know, the usual for a chad like me. Anyway just take a look at the Restprogramm, we got this easily, its just 1 point

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1 point or 2 points really doesn't make any difference, Bayern still has Leipzig and Frankfurt, no way they win both of those. This is /our season/

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unironically, seek help my man

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T-this can't be happening. Leipzig please help, I have always loved you

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Lol. I predicted that the rumor of "Puskas to BVB" would pop up today, sadly I was wrong. Its "Hagi zum BVB".

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I knew we can count on Leipzig, if it wasn't for Bayern controlling the referees and the media they should have won and not let those Bauern take a point with them. Anyway, Frankfurt still plays for CL, surely they will win. I am not worried at all

aaaah

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Based boomer

NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING FUCK BAYERN FUCK THE DFB AND FUCK THE BUNDESLIGA, FUCK ALL OF IT
FUCKING BAYERN I HATE THEM SO MUCH GONNA SPAM >LOL GRANATEN >LOL GEISTESKRANK >LOL RESPEKTOS >LOL MIASANMIA EVERY SINGLE DAY NOW TO SHOW HOW MUCH I HATE FUCKING BAYERN
FUCKING REF BUYERS FUCKING MEDIA BUYERS, JUST FUCKING BAYERN FUCK FUCK FUCK

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now that the based Ösi is finished, Ivonne Catterfeld looks like prime MILF-material in that new ad.

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this proves it that customers over 18 are mentally challenged

Blessed Austrian

Just stop giving him attention. Hes clearly mentally unstable.

Ok, this is based

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theory:
the Ösi shareholder never offed himself. He was kidnapped by Wurst-Uli and put on a one-year diet of Weißwurst and Paulaner. Having acquired the Mia san Mia mentality, he's now been let loose to haunt /bundes/ for all eternity

That was a based and miasanmiapilled recap for the rückrunde uezs.

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...

Based. There really isnt much FCB fans can say to him.

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Official: Borussia Mönchengladbach sign Breel Embolo

10 mil
kek >schalke is a joke

Official: Schalke getting relegated.

>schalke

hehe

>AUTismenablermark

>le 10 goals in three seasons man

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Alki and Zorc look dead inside desu

I really hope he gets along with Favre.

Echte Liebe

mein bildschirm vom handy ist zweimal heute gesprungen rii

dann binde ihn doch einfach fest

>Arsenal suffer transfer blow as goalkeeper target nears Schalke move

So Nübel to Buyern is a done deal?

Fährmann replacement

This. Fährmann is probably going to abandon ship aswell and go to England. A chance for Nübel.

Ducksch to Hannover

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groningen seems like a comfy city. i wish him all the best

>Barcelona have reminded the agent of Ousmane Dembélé, Moussa Sissoko, that the player's release clause is €400m. If Bayern or any Premier League club wants him, they will have to pay that price. Barça see no reason to sell Dembélé

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>Mia bieten den Neger und 30 obendrauf

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quack quack

he looks pretty fucked up desu

Sarpreet Singh will be confirmed as a Bayern Munich player over the next 24 hours.The Herald understands that the deal is close to being concluded, and will result in Singh being signed to a three year contract.

The 20-year-old has completed his medical and other tests, and is currently training with Bayern's under-23 team at their pre-season camp in Austria.

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Ayy lmao

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Does he like Rostbratwuerstl

Nah. He's just a bait to lure out the raycis.
Ask him yourself, he's in your cunt.

>Der neue Bundesliga-Spielplan für die Saison 2019/20 hält für Borussia Dortmund eine unschöne Überraschung bereit: Nach allen sechs Champions-League-Gruppenspielen muss der BVB in der Liga anschließend auswärts antreten. Sportdirektor Michael Zorc findet das "absolut suboptimal".
> "Jedes Mal nach einem kräftezehrenden Champions-League-Spiel - ob nun daheim oder noch extremer auswärts - in der Bundesliga auswärts antreten zu müssen, das ist absolut suboptimal. Das weiß jeder, der sich mit der Thematik Belastungssteuerung auskennt", sagt Sportdirektor Michael Zorc im Gespräch mit dem kicker.
Dortmund already making excuses before the season even started

should be interesting to see if he can cut it. Good for him that Buyern II got promoted to the 3.Buli,

Bants Master Kroos

Doubt it. Good enough for A-League and has played senior football consistently last two years. He's raw, tenacious but lacks a bit of strength. can pick a pass but it remains to be seen what he can do with a bunch of better players around him. Played against us and did good. Played recent U20 wc and was okiish.

mobile.twitter.com/TiagoEstv/status/1106618082204766209

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Pass

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Mmmmh Pipi :3

twitter.com/DFB_Frauen/status/1144184509589610497

>dress like a wada official
>go to the dfb camp
>ask to hottest girl for a doping test

Okay guys, I'll release the next revolutionary OP next thread. Prepare to be amazed.

Imagine having to look how it flows out of her body

>sold another nigger
based reschke

ebony and ivory

granate where

I just saw Uli at the local grocery sore here

hello bundes my old friend
I've come to shitpost in you again

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>Darauf hat ARD-Moderatorin Okka Gundel in einer Kolumne für die Nordwestzeitung hingewiesen, die einst das Buch "11 Freundinnen müsst ihr sein" verfasste: "Sie kommt, wie man so schön sagt, aus einfachen Verhältnissen. Ihre Eltern mussten in ihrer Jugend zwischenzeitlich Privatinsolvenz anmelden. Gemeinsam mit ihrem älteren Bruder hat Popp damals die Familie ernährt, obwohl sie selbst kaum etwas verdiente. Ihr Haupteinkommen war das Tagegeld bei DFB-Lehrgängen. Diese Phase ihres Lebens war hart und nicht unbedingt kindgerecht. Doch diese Zeit hat Poppi stark gemacht." Die Popp-Familie hielt zusammen und kam mit wenig über die Runden.

>Popp wurde in der Gesamtschule Berger Feld an einem DFB-Elitestützpunkt als einziges Mädchen mit den Talenten des FC Schalke 04 ausgebildet. Doch sie und ihr vier Jahre älterer Bruder Denis sind glühende Fans von Borussia Dortmund.

>Popp: "Wenn's dem Team hilft, spiele ich überall"
>In den Anfangszeiten kam also viel zusammen: der wirtschaftliche Druck von zuhause, die blauen Flecken mit den Jungs, später der raue Umgangston mit den Frauen. All dies hat sie auf gewisse Weise abgehärtet. In Kombination mit der typischen Malocher-Mentalität aus dem Ruhrgebiet ist Popp deswegen eine authentische Persönlichkeit, was ihr Arbeitsethos angeht. Klaglos sagt sie: "Wenn's dem Team hilft, spiele ich überall."

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let Braco change your life

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Tom? Opfer

>Seit Wochen hilft eine Personalberatung dem DFB bei der Suche nach einem Nachfolger für den zurückgetretenen Verbandschef Reinhard Grindel. Am Rande einer Sitzung mit Regional- und Landesverbänden am vergangenen Montag teilte einer der Personalberater mit, dass der frühere Adidas-Chef Herbert Hainer den Posten ebenso abgelehnt habe wie der langjährige Aufsichtsratschef der Commerzbank, Klaus-Peter Müller. Auch der frühere Bundesinnenminister und CDU-Politiker Thomas de Maizière hat nach Angaben von Vertrauten berichtet, er sei gefragt worden, habe aber erklärt, dass er nicht zur Verfügung stehe.
Not even die Misere wants to be part of this association.

Can't even find a president without hiring consultants

>razorhoeneß in full autism mode

>2019
>not getting your energy from Braco

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He's still in an age where "raw diamonds" can be turned into gemstones.

you know what to do, DFB cücks!

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>tom & denmark are __________ ______
pls fill in the gaps

WTF!? I'M HORNY NOW!

meme meme

inb4 Steffi Jones
Grindl was our guy

>austrians will pay some slavic weirdo to stare at them
strange people
must get lonely in the mountains

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>not making Loddar the new Präsideten

I think that the DFB needs someone that has a certain edge when it comes to the nati and not some yes-man that hands out crazy contracts, because reasons.

would be kino

>inb4 every attractive brunette at the DFB office gets pregnant.

but he is everywhere, including Germany

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kek

imagine being a Bremen fan right now

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mashalla

>Fenerbahce mit Kruse einig – Dreijahres-Vertrag plus Handgeld und Gratis-Villa
>In Berufung auf die türkische Zeitung „Hürriyet“ berichtet die „Bild“, dass Kruse bei Fenerbahce ein Jahresgehalt von 2,5 Millionen Euro winkt. Zudem soll der Ex-Nationalspieler ein Handgeld von 1,5 Mio. Euro erhalten und zum Nulltarif in einer dreistöckigen Villa in Istanbul wohnen können. In der Süper Lig entspricht das Bruttogehalt quasi dem Nettolohn.
Mediterranean pusy and money aside, I still think that he could've done better.

hi

hello, are you the one doing the next OP?

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Yes I am, prepare to be amused

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haha

>Braco (Croatian: [brat͡so]),[1][2] sometimes called "the Gazer",[3] is a self-styled "healer" from Croatia. He does not touch, speak to, diagnose, or treat the people who come to see him — rather, he stands on a platform and gazes

boomers are so retarded

he didn't install Bierhoff/Löw to be fair, and i imagine it isn't possible to root them out without career suicide

also something for our womens soccer watching friends

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>Braco

laughing so hard right now

get healed from all of your pain /bundes/

O_O

!

...

>Braco's mentor was Ivica Prokić, a Serbian economist, whom he met in the autumn of 1993.[5] Prokić suggested the name Braco, meaning "little brother." Prokić died in 1995[7][8] while on holiday. The two were alone on a beach in South Africa, when Braco says a "rogue wave" swept Prokić away after he had first taken off all of the gold jewelry he traditionally wore along with his socks and wallet.

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(((pure coincidence)))

nobody would suspect this is all scripted, right?

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>According to reports, Callum Hudson-Odoi intends Chelsea exit and Barcelona, Borussia Dortmund and Manchester United have joined Bayern Munich in the race to sign the player.
>Dortmund
ULIIIIIIIIIIII

@93793018
'no'

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>tune in
>goal is scored
erry time

its still 0:0 tho

yes yes

>autosage on the other thread
based mod

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