Imagine being German or Dutch...

Small country mentality, this is why you'll never be able to compete with Northern Ireland.

just reunite with the real Ireland already

this "northern ireland" bullshit you guys came up with to be good little cucks for the british crown is getting really ridiculous

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN REEEEEEEEEE

>p-please let us top the group
Nice try Heinrich

We're trying our best. Maybe we can beat South Korea next time

How's Nations League Division B, Fritz?
Enjoying the fierce competition against the likes of the mighty Finland?

You'd still have a second chance in the play-offs

These divide and conquer tactics won't work against the Northern Irish Football Powerhouse

TOO EASY

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Take that back. I won't let you talk shit about Finland

I rate FInland higher than the Neverlands.

>t. Division B nation

>mfw 3 pointlets and 9 pointlets arguing amongst themselves

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>Just imagine it for one second that you are from a titan of world football or the Netherlands,

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Stop calling us that, we've lost to South Korea. It's been exactly a year by the way

>1 year since Korea
>3 years since Iceland
>9 years since Lampard
Where does the time go?

Redpill me on Northern Ireland

Nations league was a mistake

If Germany and Holland joined together they would be just as good as Northern Ireland.

ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME

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>a titan of world football or the Netherlands

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Dont get cocky now. I'm okay with you shittalking us both but if you start calling us a lesser nation than Germany I'm going to get very angry at your Reddit-tier "le will griggs is on fire" nation.

yeah guys whatever you do dont call them swamp-germans it makes them furious

How would you feel if some fags invaded your country and steal your beloved bicycles? We do not forgive.

Dead after Brexit

It's an absolute shithole that Britain and Ireland have bickered about the ownership of for decades, even though there's no real benefit to either country for Northern Ireland to be a part of it

t.never been there.

I've been in Belfast once, couldn't understand a word you fuckers were saying. Is everyone just drunk all the time?

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What else do you think there is to do in Belfast but drink? The Governments turned the whole country into a game of thrones theme park.

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Germany + Holland = Germany, therefore Germany = Northern Ireland. Noice.
We still have to beat powerhouses like Estonia though I suppose

Ummm, how did potatobritbongs get so good at footy?

>that you are from a titan of world football or the Netherlands, that you've had your 7-1s or your runners up medals
I like your style, FitzPatrick.

Hey man there's also the Tiantic museum

The whole country is like a schizophrenic Newbury with funny accents

our Division B conquered your country within 24 hours.

(>)we have a black guy in our team now

Would English seethe if N Ireland won Euros?

No I think people would be pleased for them, same as Wales. Our 'rival' in the UK is scotland

Most English people didnt know Norrhern Ireland existed until Brexit, if anything we'd bandwagon them.

Nah Wales can fuck off. Hope they go another 60 years without qualifying for anything.

Obviously the jocks are more loathsome but Wales are a close 2nd

They obviously don't like us because if the cringe small country mentality but they would he fun underdogs if they weren't playing us imo

>He doesn't know Löw is playing 5D chess and lost the 2018 WC group stage spectacularly on purpose so he could get rid of the old farts and rebuild the team early enough to win 2022.
The WC is practically ours.

Isnt it out of date though? Scotland cant compete with England

Oh yeah definitely hence the quotation marks, still, hard to forget about that history. I think iirc the first ever 'international' football match was between england and Scotland

Arent you guys the same country though?

Why no UK team?

Because when football became a thing only the uk played it.

Derry Girls is a funny show

Magners Cider, the Titanic, Liam Neeson, Game of Thrones and Crozier. That's it.

George Best
C.S Lewis
Derry Girls

They've played the shit teams in their group twice because Germany and Holland have been busy with other things so they've won all 4 games and are top of the group. Now they got to play Germany and Holland twice and will get 0 points and finish 3rd.

>putting Geroge Best and CS Lewis on the same list as derry girls

>he's still mad about 2006

What happened in 2006?

Northern Ireland won their first friendlies against England

It's a funny show

Oh, good for them.

>implying you're even an obstacle
now estonia, thats going to be the real challenge

>t. 3 points

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3-1 just a few weeks ago la, where was the ''titan''?

Who

Belfast is lowkey the best British city

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please name the cities in the UK you've been to. Belfast is better than expected but probably 6th or 7th on my list.

London
Birmingham
Bath
Brighton
Cardiff
Glasgow

Post your top 7

In no particular order:
London
Edinburgh
Manchester
Liverpool
Newcastle
Belfast
York

I'd probably replace Manchester with Oxford overall but manchester city centre is fucking unreal
I'm not from any of these cities either so non-bias

Never been Belfast and I'm not a huge Manchester fan but I'd pretty much agree with this

Sheep shaggers taking the l

For me:
London
Edinburgh
Cardiff
Belfast
Liverpool
York
Oxford

Cardiff is the only interesting place in Wales and it's filled with Welshmen, so therefore inhospitable to human life.

Manchester just doesn't look interesting to me despite liking United. Liverpool maybe for Beatles stuff.

I wanna see either Oxford and cambridge. Would it be redundant to do both?

No, they're pretty different.

Which is better?

Oxford, but these days it has a homeless problem so Cambridge.

I prefer Oxford

Also the grooming scandal that happened there kind of scares me desu

Who cares about soccer when you could be tall like a Dutchman? The pride and respect than come with height are the most powerful thing any man can experience

That's Greater Oxford, not the nice bit in the middle.
And what, are you a 13 year old girl or something? You really think they'd go for you?

Still man it's a bit upsetting to be in an area where such a scandal happen. Makes my blood boil.

germans still reeling from being utterly btfo by south korea

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Poorton
Grimsby
Rainville
New Delhi
Chavsborough
Bucharest

How good is York? Went to Bath and it was a complete meme. Felt like I ran out of things to do in 6 hours.

Not tall enough to reach 6 points lmao

Always the bridesmaid never the bride

Those paintings are based and redpilled. Both sides.

>london

you can't be serious

seething germanlets itt
Irrelevant shitholes having a temper tantrum. Your national teams are done. I don’t see either getting into a top spot at the euros either

But it looks fun, imagine if AFC had done that

Great city to visit, lots of free museums. Dunno about living there though.

>go to pub
>buy one pint
>become bankrupt

The fate of being a Yuropoor

Its cheap and almost entirely white. Beet British city.

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t.5'9 with 6'1 younger brother

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Northern Ireland FA is the real Irish FA

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>almost entirely white
It’s funny that you think this when everybody in Belfast is complaining about there being too many darkies already

prove me wrong
welsh: bros
irish: bros
scots: lovable assholes
NI: scots
english: pompous dickheads

>NI: scots
Wat

?

lmao this flag. a living stereotype

>scots: lovable assholes

t. person who thinks braveheart was a documentary.

Englender oppressing Irish people for no other reason than them being catholic

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>for no other reason than them being catholic

that's not true. we also oppress them ebcause they're worthless potato niggers

Sorry for falling out of role, but didn't you guys play 4 games already?

...while we played 3? Obviously, Northern Ireland is powerful enough to get 12 points out of 3 matches.

This

>Penis+when+child+touch
What did you mean by this?

It's probably Dutch for something

Yes, and we only played 2, Northern Ireland will not get another point and we will both qualify in the end. Everybody in this thread knows this, it's just a joke, stop being autistic Hans.

No, it's not.

English: funny as fuck
Wales: Diet England
Scotland: Diet England caffeine free
Ireland: England Zero

You've only ever been to England haven't you?

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t. not even /elite/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just London and Dublin

So you haven't even been to England or Ireland.

Well I've been to Luton but the airport is called London London Luton so not sure if it counts as different city

Actual reception of these people in USA

English: range from posh classy people to hooligans
Scottish: just whine about English
Irish: same as Scottish but heritage fags worship them
Welsh: ???