coCACAf gold cup 2019
>USA perfect in group stage, 0 goals conceded
>Honduras becomes the first team in history to score more goals than anyone in the group and finish last place lol
>island nation domination starts now
>no more matches until saturday ;_;
>collage bro nowhere to be found, probably too poor to pay for internet again
No manlets allowed
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Watch this thread not reach 50 replies until saturday
It will be the Messi of threads.
yeah as empty as a copa america stadium
QUARTER FINALS
USA is bringing it home
comfy & based
literally /ligamx/ right now
God I hate altidore so fucking much
Fuck you, panama
posting these now
TRI 1-1 GUY
youtube.com
Well, there literally nothing interesting happening in /ligamx/ right now(still waiting on the fucking BOMBAS) so all the attention will be on /oro/
>some argie trying to shame me into not having comfy sawker threads with my spanish-speaking friends
Its so rude ;_;
>semi :
Canada-Mexico
Panama-USA
this is so much leading to a USA-MEX final , also really weird that you can just meet the team that was in your group phase during the semi instead of the final
Siento que el partido del sábado va ser el mejor de la copa (a menos una final mx vs usa)
I was not trying to shame ya, lad, I love these threads.
welcome to our joke of a confederation
what the fuck was wrong with him? he was literally kneel down and clutching his head before ball was even kicked
and yeah i know he got that bicycle kick for the goal but the dude was fucking useless
they do it on purpose to maximize finals hype and tickets sale
PAN 0-1 USA
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Yeah, that always happens because this tournament is rigged to have a USA vs Mexico final.
Watch this video, this is the refball level of Copa Oro to have at least one of these teams in the final, that year the final was supposed to be Panama vs Jamaica
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Panama: Vagos
Jamaica: Ballas
Curaçao:?
>that faggy flag
Can't you americans stop forcing agendas for just one goddamn motherfucking second?
>this is an handball leading to a penalty
jesus this is such blatant rigging
Officer Tenpenny
sad , but you can take your time , that beer isnt close to ever vanish , its popular as fuck , by the time you come back you might find it as easly as a duvel or a leffe
en.wikipedia.org
Then who is Mexico and Canada?
Mexico: Big Smoke
Canada: Ryder
I liked Belgium way better than France
>mfw i said the same thing yesterday in an oro thread and one america flag and an eu calling me a retard for not understanding "ranking and seeding"
Fags and trannies whole life its revolves around sex, they are so corrupted by lust that they cannot go a day without pushing their agenda
who is curaçao?
I just noticed there isn't a third place match...
God I fucking love this cup
Yeah, there is an interview with Panama players years later, saying "we told Andres Guardado to kick the penalty off the post, but he said 'if i don't score, they will kill my family' "
Pic related, Panama team in the lockers after the game.
lot of peoples prefer us to frogs and i dont blame them , tought Bretons , Nord-pas de calais and Corsicans are top tier frenchs
now i Wonder how many of those titles have been earned trought riging the semi finals , also :
>brazil went twice and didnt win
did they sent a Z team each time ?
Do you have the same levels of negrito inmigration than France?
>collage bro nowhere to be found, probably too poor to pay for internet again
kek I said I was making the new thread just like 30 seconds before you posted this one
that was probably Doyle
small congolese population , mostly around the capital , but biggest immigrant group gotta be moroccans and other muslim groups (moroccans being the biggest since lots of them are now 2nd and 3rd generation from morrocan workers in the 60's) but mostly in the capital as in the latest religion conscensus showed that brussel was 25% muslim
>tfw I never played San Andreas
can I play this on my shitty 1gb ram cellphone?
are you phone posting? im sure they ported a SA to phone quite years ago, 1gb is probably plenty
>rating MLS in the top 10 world league
is he serious ?
Yeah probably, although the android port is pretty shitty
MLS can't even compete with shit tier liga mx
No, i'm posting from PC, I only use my phone as support like a 2nd screen when watching games.
Noice, thanks
god why don't we latin american countries pledge our allegiance to CONMEBOL.
>11:37
>qt's celebrating like nothing of this happened
KEK
Can some evil genius please exterminate LA with neurotoxins already, jfc
The only Caribbean country that has the possibility to pass is Haiti, just to get cucked by the USA, then you have México which is going to win the cup and rape everyone
link paisa?>
i don't know, but either way, all the south americans who say this tournament was easy to win got BTFO everytime they participated.
>We
You should be in your own shitty confederation, like the OFC.
>Pancho Villa's Army
wtf theyre really doing that
I hate la
LA CHI's are top cringe, can't stand those faggots
then just play it on pc dude, unless your pc is 20 years old it should be a cake walk to run SA
>wuz
Do you know the president of T&T rejected Venezuelan refugees because they weren't black?
Reached over 50 posts, you BTFO
I've a pentium celeron with 2gb of ram :(
Belgium league and liga MX on top of the Eredivisie????? Wtf FIFA
>he doesn't rate Pancho Villa's Army
Mexican supercomputer
i fucking ask myself the same question each day , our league has the worst fucking end season system made just to sell tickets , a belgium team havent win a trophy since 1983 and yet we are classed as the 8th league
lul
yeah it will run fine, i had something similar or worse than that years ago and i played SA on it
enough to run /ligamx/ for 2 years :^)
>our league has the worst fucking end season system made just to sell tickets
what is it? is it like MLS cup?
so for the US league it split into 2 conferences east and west (12 teams each) and you play, the team win the most point win some sort of shield title. and then they would pick top 6 teams from each conference and start playing bracket stage
east teams vs each other and same thing for west team, then the final would be a west vs east for the cup
an example of this for last year : en.wikipedia.org
also side question, isn't it kinda really late in eu now for you to stay up and talking about concacaf stuff? or are you working night shift?
Does Curaçao belong to South America?
basically the whole season is like any other european league but then from march to may we do this shit :
>The point system in the championship playoff is the same as during the regular season, except that each team starts with half of the points they won in the regular season, rounded up to the nearest integer. The points gained by rounding are deducted in the case of a tie. The top 6 teams from the regular season enter the championship playoff, with the first-placed team winning the championship of Belgium. Each team plays their opponents twice, and the teams are ranked by points, points from rounding, wins, etc. as in the regular season.
and yeah its late but its alright
belgian league takes like the top 6 teams and puts them in a meatgrinder for the last few months of the season. at least that's what I remember from my time spent managing FC Charleroi
LO BUENO ES QUE PEDO ESTOY
Y VALIENTE SO.Y
ÉCHAME UN PISTO RÁPIDO-OOOOOO
QUE YA VOY HACIA ELLAAAAAAA
Y LE VOY A LLEGAR
OTRO PISTO NE-CE-SI-TO
Se considera parte de las antillas a pesar de estar muy cerca de la costa de Venezuela
Collagefag here, I just came back from playing footy and I'm wasted. I'll be updating that shit tomorrow
yeah its done just so they can sell tickets for two months of big matches between the 6 best teams
it's breh, how was the footy? did you win? what position you play on ?
WHY CAN'T WE FEEL THE SAME
I KNOW WE'LL NEVER TRY AGAIN
IT'S NOT THAT IT COULDN'T CHANGE
IS IT WORTH IT TO PRETEND?
I THOUGHT IT SHOULD BE EASY
REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO BE
EXPECTATIONS SLIPPING AWAY
NOW I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE CHANGED
>playing futbol past your teenage years
I wish my body wasn't fucked from lifting and sk8 to still do this
I see, this is certainly weirdly unique. Not sure how i would feels about the points got cut to half and carried over, has there ever been some serious upset with a team come in at 6th with lowest point and won the whole thing later on?
Not only not won a cup in all that time, your teams do not exist in champions league
>sk8
I remember this "skatos" getting all the qt's during Secundaria, then Rockeros were the ones getting the girls. By the end of highschool I was some kind of rockero/fresa/bully and started getting the qt's kek, used red converses and Versace jacket with uniform of the school.
thanks breh
We were anally raped, we lost like 8-2. But I had fun. I was in the middle left and then full back in the left. I want to believe that If I haven't played we would have lost 15-0
Last week I was wasted 20 minutes in, somehow this one was a lot easier. But I'm still far from optimal condition and feeling of the game
>tfw if you hadn't played your team probably would have won
Hahaha, I might giving myself a mental fellatio saying that we would have lost by more goals if I haven't been there but I'm pretty damn sure that this game would have ended 7-0 or more regardless.
>MlelS on top of EFL Championship
Whoever made this is retarded no way is this league even fucking close.
those stretch marks are great
I know, I've a thing for them, but only on young women, for some reason they looks cute, is not than I embrace modern women to have or show them, I feel than we're very close to the full fat-acceptance point, which only lead the world to the next un-healthy/demagogy level
>8-2
damn
upgrade version of the 7-1
>c8llag2
I'll bump it until saturday
the android port is shit, buy a decent pc and play it, it has some bugs but it's still a good game
hasnt happened yet since this system is only in place since the 2016-17 season but the closest was during the 17-18 season , standard de liege started 6th team and ended up second with only 3 point behind bruge , so its probably gonna happen one day
I see, I suppose I'll wait, I have the chance to get this meme "ayudas" from AMLO goverment, i'm gonna save the money and build a nice PC with the money.
Bumping this shit just in case.
I'm going to sleep.
>post-wall color haired USWNT player
>"i'm not going to the fucking white house"
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Still possible to find an stable wife in the USA?
don't worry breh, the /ligamx/ crew will keep this alive
We even have a guy who will do it for free for years
>like already 10 fucking threads about this shit today
>still posting this in /oro/
No. Trust me
it is not.
No one cares.
/oro/ just wants Jalisco gf
I just want any gf desu
>/oro/ just wants Jalisco gf
post said gf's then
but what kind of gf? pls elaborate
One that's above 4/10 and doesn't have a femenine penis.
At this point I'll go with anything
Based & Tapatíopilled
Wtf, Mexican cars are supposed to be lowriders.
You gotta have some standards bro
>Matosas will kill Mexico
BASED
Bro, you must understand than you, as male, are the prize of the relationship, if you're a 6/10, can at least get a 8/10 girl
Yes, looks wise the girl should always be at least 2 points higher than you
>Mexico vs Costa Rica
let's do this!!!
>People shitposting ar 4 AM
You guys don't have lives, work, loved ones?
End of group stage colony rankings
French --> 6 g, 12 pts (2 ppg), +2
English --> 12 g, 17 pts (1.42 ppg), +7
Dutch --> 3 g, 4 pts (1.33 ppg), 0
Spanish --> 15 g, 19 pts (1.27 ppg), -9
We have one French team, three English teams, one Dutch team, and three Spanish teams left in /oro/
That's a dude
Haha right? She (he) has short hair! xD
Var when?
apparently they say they're bringing it for the 2021 edition
>Limp Bizkit's "My Way" is the official song of the 2019 CONCACAF Gold Cup
wut
What do you thing will happen after Gold Cup 2021(the last one scheduled) now that Confederations Cup is kill?
>/oro/ just wants Jalisco gf
speak for yourself I want a qt Nortena :3
It will be played three times a year or qualification for the Confed Cup will be replaced by automatic qualification to Olympics
I'm being very serious here, the 2026 WCQ will force CONMEBOL to merge Qualifiers with CONCACAF.
The Gold Cup will happen the year before the Copa America and serve as a qualifier for CONCACAF teams. Copa America will expand to 16 or even 20 teams.
if there is no oro next year. why isnt THE GIANT going to copa 2020? seems like a wasted opportunity.
conCACAf tournament marketing is the most soulless thing, Why pay to compose an official song when it can be chosen from a random spotify playlist?
Meanwhile AFCON 2019:
youtube.com
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Conmebol and concashit merger
>125
luk @ diz dood!
2ND LEAF GOLD CUP INCOMING
Post /monas chinas/ puto.
Based cabeza de pija
>México D vs C. Rica B
It's going to be a shitfest
But, like everyone expected, it'll be a Mexico - Canada - Jamaica - USA semifinals
>El no tiene copas
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
So, how many will Memexico score on the ticos?
The last number of my post
based
>tfw I had a qt nerd jalisco gf in highschool and college
>she dumped me and got fat after
dodged a bullet tbqh famalam
>Brazil vs Paraguay on tvazteca
nice
>Ref our of battery
LOL the virgin conmebol
For me, it's paraguay
VAMOS PARAGUAY LA PUTA MADRE
>Firmino
hajajajajjajajajajajaja
>PARAGAY
Classic paragua spaghetti tbdesu
Curacao could beat brazil easily
>tfw no gf
> no morena con cara preciosa
:(
just score a goal and ask them
feels batman
I see you¡'re a man of culture as well
Right into the /collage/
>Mexico vs Costa Rica sold out
> 73.457 tickers, between 177 & 32dlls
mexico.as.com
*blocks your path*
This, the fusion of the Americas is inminent, it would be a UEFA qualification system style now that both confederations have 13 spots for the WC.
>Raul Jimenez vale mas que toda Costa RIca
mexico.as.com
Based Extintor.
Is there a way to capitalize on the chicano money cow?
bump
Edson Álvarez is about to sign with Wolves
What the hell is this?
/ourguys/~
This
Last year Davies got his big club move through the Gold Cup (among other reasons), this year it'll be David
2 years ago*
post yfw gyasi zardass wins golden boot
implying Greggg won't play Altidore for the rest of the tournament
>FSU
Fucking dropped
>Joel Campbell is the tournament's leading incorrect passer, registering 24 incorrect passes in 240 minutes (averaging 1 giveaway every 10 minutes)
Wasn't this guy supposed to be elite?
sell bootleg shirts
yeah, so elite he can't stop getting loaned
You see, the trick to not missing any passes is... to pass backwards
bump
>tfw just started playing Vice City Stories and will keep playing the rest in chronological order
Question for Mexianons, why doesn’t Pachuca pull the trigger on Nico Hagen? He’s shown to be pretty elite in his young age and will get better with experience, why do they keep toying with him and don’t offer him a contract?
Literally who?
Is he another Kekkuta Maneh?
Nico Hagen, best Central American goalie (yes even better than Navas this was proven in this game youtube.com
Pachuca already got Leonel Moreyra, the starter from Costa Rica this Gold Cup and the fucker was literally benched by a fucking shitty manlet and our beloved 46 Years Old Manlet GK Conejo Perez
I saw a couple of articles about him but seems like he made a work camp with Pachuca, returned to Guatemala and then Pachuca bought Moreyra. If something, it seems like Pachuca wants that centrocaca market for themselves.
Still, they are the only team that are not shit on developing so it might mean that they will buy him and then loan him to another club...in Ascenso MX
>so it might mean that they will buy him and then loan him to another club
Who? Nico or Moreyra?
At this point, maybe both of them, kek.
If Pachuca wanted to have him play in the next tournament he would have already arrived to the pre-season.
He's definately not going to play there this tournament or even on the next one, but they're going to regret their decision when Guate begins to DOMINATE WCQ and he gets bought be an Eredivisie team or something.
Nah mate, he's another Valladares. 20 years in his team in central america. A pain in the ass for qualifiers but nothing else
bump
For free
Sos chapin o sos el mae?
DALE GUSTATOYA BICAMPEON!!!
ANDATE A COMER CALDO DE GALLINA Y HACER DESMADRES EN LA MUNI ORIENTAL DE MIERDAAAAAA
no you
>all my footy friends watching WWC
>mention Gold Cup
>total indifference
at least i have you guys :/
kek, who is the favorite to win the cup?
>me with the H
based gordo
We are t.bh desu
söy el mae
>this was proven in this game
k
>this was proven in this game
based
so how big are the chances that the leafs actually choke against haiti ?
50%
I hope >us, but probably Mexico
Canada's pretty consistent actually, we should lose in the semis as everyone expected
But I mean the women world cup
Oh, I don't know too much about that. I hope Netherlands, but I expect USA
women's "SOCCER"
what would the score be if they played the mens national team? 30+ to 0?
>mfw I read the article once
>mfw they tried to put a pro-women's soccer spin on it
Tomorrow plays my selection
y'all ready for tomorrow?
ok lads, what was your favourite game of the group stage?
For me it was Haiti vs Costa Rica
Curazao vs Jamaica last 10 minutes was a blast, but probably Honduras vs El Salvador for the memes
yeah sure
this: Honduras did the job very well kek
Don't worry pal, you'll like it.
I unironically think this will be the hardest match even if we get to play the US in the final. I just see them way too weakened.
>machillo
where is he now?
centenario
Not saturday here yet, please refrain from posting smug pics for half an hour.
Thank you
Vamos USA
Not gonna happen, Curaçao will make it through
2026 CONCACAF Gold Cup teams:
>USA
>Mexico
>Canada
>Costa Rica
>Haiti
>Curacao
what?
WORLD Cup
I meant WORLD Cup
I like it
>Costa Rica
>Not Guatemala
This is the most cringe and bluepilled shit I’ve ever heard
OUR DECADE IS COMING
go and rape your sis
CHIVAS_vs_RIVER.PLATE
CHIVAS_vs_RIVER.PLATE
CHIVAS_vs_RIVER.PLATE.
are your friends fags?
vamos chivas
rip chivas
LOL nice freekick
>La Chofis
lol just sell this nigga to Cimarrones
super ded
Relegation-ded, desu.
Get some players taller than 1.70m then you get to talk
>tf
cringe
Costa Rica about to finna rape us
Hope this happens, we need Piojo back
>we need Piojo back
No you don't, that guy is a fucking hack literally the /ligamx/ version of greg berhalter.
If only he could be great by his meme production value
mexico 5-1 costa rica
Canada 3-1 Haiti
Canada 1-3 Haiti.
L'union fait la force.
Canada may be mediocre, but they're not chokers
You unironically think you guys will beat Haiti? Get ready to get out-ran and out-muscled.
Would klinsman have qualified for the 2018 world cup? Why would they fire him if they only had MLS shitters to replace him with?
brb Jalisco
For me, its Bruce Arena
>He hasn’t seen Canada’s starting squad
OH NONONO
Se definirá en tanda de "penaltis", México no tiene un sistema fiable de juego.
>starting squad
The game isn't for another 7 hours, what the fuck are you talking about
>el shadman latino
I mean the core of your team is also strong pacey negros
Hope México wins
3 of them by guardado
sería el
>hombresombra
>2009
10 years ago
youtube.com
Is Canada vs Haiti going to be broadcasted by the Aztecos?
>that face
every time
just so y'all know, there is extra time before penalties
Right, just like Haiti.
>tfw /oro/ is almost over
quite sad
The memories last forever
we can do /LeaguesCup/ if you want lads
didn't they try this already? Copa Champions or some bullshit that only lasted 4-5 years?
It wont be the same without our little island nations
1 hr 45 mins until Haiti vs Canada
I don't think we should let this game go to penalties lads
Alright lads
I was saying it in another thread; Canada is all forwards and no backline (barring Borjan), this game shouldn't be boring
>I don't think we should let this game go to penalties lads
we're not /copa america/ breh
rooting for you leafs, please don't disappoint
I hope >we don't, but >we also don't really have a choking reputation so that's a positive
Yes, and those retards went again with this shit in order to get the CHIcanos and Soiboys shekels.
A Mickey Mouse cup who nobody asked for it.
What do y'all think about THIS Mickey Mouse cup?
for it's Alajuela
>Saprissa missing this PREMIER experience
OH NONONONONO
Please don't narco-muder us, Mexico. I know you're going to kill us, but be soft.
Get that fucking garbage out of here
>(((LeaguesCup))) for xtra shekels
>not even a pathway to cwc
m'lady
I hope for once CHIs don't fall for this bullshit
THREAD THEME
youtube.com
For me, it's Herediano
>Whorediano
Absolutely disgusting
>premier CA
JAJAJAJAJAJA
I have a special feeling for them after America won 6-0 on them, after lossing 0-3 in Costa Rica kek
You should love Xela>who then user
youtube.com
comfy kino
Oh right kek, when I started rooting for Guastatoya, someone posted this video.
Canada wins today
>el Cubo Torres
topkek
Lineups? I want to see the LEAF Cavallini playing
>Real España
>Olimpia
what is this?
U N A H O J A
>4-3-3 pacey niggas vs
>3-4-3 pacey niggas and leafs
5-4 Incoming
H A I T I
El MotaguANO seniores AJASKJAJAJAJSKAJA
Money grab cup to get boomerbux from people who miss the old UNCAF champions competition. It's invitational and only invited the "big teams" from Central American nations
>Placide
Meme tournament. Like real meme, not even Concachampions superficial level of meme
KEK
Stream?
is this as busy as the thread is gonna get?
*blocks your olympyc games*
It gets better when Mexico-CR starts, then it goes to shit when they get their 3rd goal against us in the first half
EL ÚLTIMO HAITIANO
It's gonna blow up when the Mexico game starts. Unless we get a dedicated game thread for that
KEK HAITIAN PANDA
nah, in 3 bongs the thread is going to be full of mexicans and 5 ticos
CAM ON LEAFS
>like 300 people in the stadium
Why don't American, Mexico, CR and some 4th random team make a 4 team tournament? This tournament is so irrelevant and stupid.
Literally the Master Race. Those two guys destroyed an entire generation of players
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THEY SCREENSHOTTED THE PANDA
Why don't American, Mexico, CR and some 4th random team join conmebol already?
what the fuck? is there baseball game going on instead of the game? i went to the fs1 website but when i click on the haiti vs canada game it takes me to a baseball game wtf
Haiti will win 3-0
Screencap this pl0x
There might be a few Canadians like me watching the match vs. Haiti. Alas, I don't think there's any Haitians here to banter with.
the whole "shove the mics into the players faces to see who's singing" meme has gone too far I think, boys. it's a nice idea but these are athletes, not singers. it usually sounds awful
they don't want us. feelsbadman.
what is up oro boys
how are the central americas on a fine day like today/or night lost track of time zones
hope u are all well
I thought Alphonso Davies was a midfielder?
he's a left winger/quasi-striker. but he works really hard so he gets turned into a wingback sometimes. I worry that bauern will do the same to him long-term, but in this case it's just a temporary fix
Because Chicano bux is the most powerful currency in the world
Dis gon b gud
Totally agree
why won't yuros watch our cup?
those pitch are immaculate. So satisfying compared to copa.
you want to lose the easy ride to wc?
>it's midnight
>loads of other football on
Football fatigue
Midnight
UFC
please watch our cup
UNA
PUTA
HOJA
Haiti had everything it needed to be an unironically based nation. What went wrong?
>everyone complaiing that Canada is a black team
We're only 50% black, we have some sudacas and euros
Hahaha, Benin
Sup breh, oh you get some rest from rain(people says than you have raininings all the time)
Unbearably boring so far. Maybe it'll pick up in the KO rounds
Slaves were thaught jackshit about ruling a nation.
People still hated blacks at the time, so they were internationally isolated for centuries.
>ynr Los Eto'o's
Strong defense
Too busy doing their Islamic night prayer
ok i figured it out, if you are on the FS1 website just click on the "PBC collection" instead of the actual livestream and it will take you to the game
Overthrowing your European masters is based until you realise Europeans run the world and no one is going to help you.
They got shunned after gaining independence.
Post a better /CACA/ pic.
protip you can't.
salutations, anons
wow rude
oh, it's going to be one of these games, is it
HEEM
>HP
?
me in the black
Cornelius is a based name
>I work at HP
So that's why their printers are shit.
HP, the company than makes computers, is well known than they are a disaster on the production line
I can't believe I fell for the Canada meme
They getting dommed by the BBC
>turn on stream
>two baseball teams no cup
I do agree
ded leaf keeper
>Borjan hurt
oh god oh fuck
if he's out our next best keeper is a fucking quebecois guy
jus a wee bit of banter m8
Muderball
Dont mess with haitian theyll kung fu kick you.
Watch it on Univision lad
Fucking hell Haiti
cornelius in spanish sounds like someone with horns, so a cuck
all 5 people in the stands seem like they're having fun
crepeau is surprisingly ok, but nowhere near borjan obviously
>basedball running long and dabbing on soccer
did he die?
Harry Potter
There was a kids show about cartoon elephants and one of them had that name so I always liked it.
>quebecois
>against Haiti
Pray
oh right, that one
>implying I support any of the big four
They all have trash fanbases
Don't you dare talk bad about Quebec.
More like a bull.
That was too close.
>tfw born in haiti but been living in canada for most of my life
Stil rooting for the motherland
will he celebrate if he scores against his home country?
Oh I know, I shit on Crepeau but he'll be a good once Borjan retired and someone decent comes from CanPL to take his spot
disgusting
it's been absolutely beautiful the past few days, no doubt that will change
can ya catch me up on the collage - I imagine that someone around here has it, considering you're posting brappers of a magnitude
the dude with the collage usually isn't too far in tow
i bet you live in montreal. Sakapfet.
she looks healthy
>El HaitiANO señores
You have to go back
WHAT A BLAST!
>Saba
ynr el hombre sin miedo
FUCK CONMEBOL AND FUCK VAR SINSON
Fucking finally
DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID
oh no no no no no
there's that kid in juve's academy too. no idea if he's any good or not, but he's been capped in a competitive game so he's locked in
>Stil rooting for the motherland
Why? That place is a shithole. People act like animals.
>shithole countries
He did a Podolski, respect
I just realized that I've never seen a Haitian poster. Do they even have internet there ?
EL ayytiANO
DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE
Based
Feels nice to see a goal celebrated for once
RARE
Oh that's right, I forgot about Busti. Hopefully he pans out too.
He posted pics before
WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS
what should I do, go out buy ribs and cook them or order something from uber eats?
>Greenland
please come to CONCACAF, I want to watch Barbados play a qualifier in Nuuk
>Canada VS EU final
post your face
Fuck Quebec, should've let them leave while we had the chance
[spoiler]the women are nice though[/spoiler]
>tfw I never know what team to root for because I'm a dual citizen
Like actual pics form Greenland? That's pretty cool, you can find proxies everywhere but an actual rare flag resident is admirable.
Too many mosquitos down there. They'd spend the whole match swatting them away.
It's Saturday bro order some uber eats drink some beers and be lazy.
This country has had so little success, I'd feel bad not rooting for them when they have a little chance at winning something.
ribs of course
what kind of sauce do you make? and pls don't tell me you buy some premade american crap
nah, >our defense still isn't anywhere near good enough to beat >you
>not rooting for Haiti vs Curaçao final
MOUNTIES BTFO BY TROLLPOAST
You're a militaryfag right?
trollpost
I can respect that
>Davies wins best young player in 2017
>David sure to win something this year
How will CONCACAF cope with the impending era of leaf dominance?
It's because they're a bunch of dumb niggers. Just look at satellite pictures of the island. You can clearly see where Haiti and DR border is.
Tourist burger detected
I would order, it's a nice day to get off from tricky shit, just relax and enjoy.
>he doesn't know Curaçao are /our/ guys
Canada gonna fuck around and win the whole thing lmao
Haiti looking better the further away from their goal you look. No organization in the defense line, no cover for defenders stepping up while pressing up front is not that bad
>winning against mexico
not gonna happen leaf
Thank you based Uruguayan
I dont mind, you guys are ok
Well, see you next time Haiti
LEAFSLEAFSLEAFSLEAFSLEAFS
I make a passion fruit base sauce, but I have some oyster base sauce from "chinatown" its pretty good.
You make a great point, I will check whats on ue.
>we
>us
>Mexico
whew
ahahahahhahaha wtf, why is haiti even here?
BASED SPAGGHETTI CANOLLI
>ballou tabla not even in the squad
>liam "beer gut" millar still only 19
it's happening
RAPE MODE ACTIVATED
Is jamaica the only good island?
>Cavallini
Yeah, that's the one I want to see playing for Chelis
for me, it's curaçao
Nah Jamaica is a meme this tourney they will be exposed hard.
For me, it's Curaçao
cope
Last I checked Tabla got a bit exposed while he was on loan out of Barcelona, but he's still young
I haven't seen enough of Millar to get hyped by him
Kek @ the Canadians are literally doing passing drills near the box
Great passing sequence from leafs. They know what to do, quicken it up and dindus won't be able to follow.
>people still fall for the Curacao ruse
just 30 mins and we have more goals than in 200+ mins of Copa America
their population is 160k. I don't care how many players they have to borrow from the dutch, the fact they're anywhere near competent is amazing
Ladies and Gents: your Qatar 2022 conCACAf representatives
1. USA
2. Mexishit
3. Canada
4. (Beating Peru in the playoff) Guatemala
Our cup is best cup
based
well
better than drinking it
now that was worthy of a goal
THAT FLYING KICK
KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP KINOCUP
>Haitians can’t even into organizing attack
They’re attacking 2 vs 4 and wonder why their attacks are going nowhere
holy shit almost with that amazing goal
wtf Canada is playing really good
>nfl
>class
pic uno
>like coors and salty coins
and just as I was to complain about that, they finally make a good cross and make use of their forwards who don't drop between the lines, what a shot
remember to make a new thread
>I now remember that this superbowl actually happened
Holy shit was that thing boring
I'm a bit biased but I think they'll dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico
I guess costa rica's hot spell is over, for now. it's too bad, they were fantastic to watch a few years back, especially at the 2014 world cup
You're not wrong desu
we're shit now and our coach is a meme
Does Haiti even have a chance?
yes, our defense is unreliable, we even cave cuba chances.
that said they're leaving enough gaps at the back already that if they push forward more david/arfield will destroy them
stream when
Thanks man. If it means anything, after you guys likely beat us I hope you beat the US
That's Jamaica, but Canada probably will eclipse them soon. They have a much higher ceiling.
leafs bouttta win their 2nd Copa Oro
wtf was that
>crabball
No Canada is too disciplined. They're playing a pretty safe football. The first goal was poor defense, no one closed the striker and the second goal they slept on a player they thought was offside. I dont see them scoring a goal.
Leafs, go tell /hoc/ that you guys are dominating or something.
This thread needs more terrible canadian banter
>add clamato
no
how do canadians and americans actually feel about each other?
>Jamaica
Costa Rica has made at least the WC playoffs since 2002, Jamaica hasn't qualified since 1998. Hell, if not for Andre Blake, Canada would've been in the final last GC instead of Jamaica
>jamaica
they never deliver
Outside of Yea Forums, it's mostly a banter rivalry
>rivalry
Un poco de tu pais
americans are about 70% lovable idiots and 30% dangerous idiots. if they had less cultural/political influence I wouldn't mind them, but they really do tend to fuck up everything they touch.
...
Floridian here, I hate them and New Yorkers when they vacation here and shit up our streets with their slow driving. Other than that I have no issues with them.
Fuck off macaco
As an American that's closer to Mexico than Canada, I'm vaguely aware of their existence. Everyone once in a while I come across a Canadian and there's a moment of dissonance until I remember they're a completely separate country with its own culture and history.
why does Haiti have to slip up now?
I’m from Minnesota and we aspire to be like Canada.
Canada, adopt. :3
the real question is how they didn't slip up earlier defending like this
back "line"
> they're a completely separate country with its own culture and history.
>completely separate country
that borders you and speaks english because of colonial influence
you have to be completely delusional to refuse to see some kind of even basic brotherhood
I wonder what South Park did for the global opinion on Canada
>completely separate country with its own culture and history.
That’s debatable. They’ve only been independent since 1982. Remember 90% or something live within an hours drive of the United States.
Someone make a thread for the Mexico-Costa Rica match. Keep this one slow and comfy.
just make a Central American league, using quick wiki based on 1st division clubs, most champions and recent champions.
>El Salvador
Alianza FC
Aguila
FAS
Firpo
>Honduras
Marathon
Motagua
Olimpia
Real Espana
>Guatemala
Antigua GFC
Communicaciones
CD Guastatoya
CSD Municipal
>Nicaragua
Diriangen
Managua
Real Esteli
Walter Ferretti
16 clubs, one actual season tourney, no apertura Clausura shit. Rake in those, whatever the chicano equivalent is to those countries. Belize can go fuck itself, CR and Panama can make their own.
>sebastian rulli
>YO SOÝ EL DRAGON
>DRAGON
>KATANA
I'm definitely watching this shit when it airs.
For me, it's this but in Arizona
O fuck off we’ll never be take. Seriously by the other confeds without real gamethreads shitposting at 100mph
M8, I'm from southern California. I share much more with Mexico and our Spanish colonial influence than Canada. They're more of a New England concern.
I'm not a hater I'm just far away from them.
Windows 8 or Windows 10?
>New Yorkers being slow drivers
must be from upstate cause that sure as hell aint NYC
>all the bored mexicans in the satnds
KEK
>They’ve only been independent since 1982
pedantry. if you want to continue being pedantic, you can say we're still not independent since the queen is our head of state
realistically we've been independent since 1867
Did you see today's Copa America thread?
Shit was pathetic, m8.
Windows 10 obviously, 8 is for braindead boomers and tablet users
new thread where
>Windows 8 or Windows 10?
Windows 8 is slightly less of a botnet than windows 10 so I'd say go for 8.
Windows 7.
Windows 10 keeps giving me blue screens of dead
It’s made and it’s coming I’m just walking my dog rn
>must be from upstate
Is Buffalo considered upstate ?
>hat
Most dangerous lead
>Windows 10 keeps giving me blue screens of dead
Holy shit I thought I was the only one, I'm seriously thinking of going back to windows 7.
post perro
>LEAF DEFENDING
OH NO NO NO NO
comeback?
Everything north of NYC is considered upstate.
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Yep still Canada
I suppose that makes sense
I imagine in the dry heat it doesn't feel too close to St John's
what do you think of the spanish peoples?
el portero canadiANO señores
>keeper mad
just walk forward you brainlet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CANADIAN GOALKEEPING
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
yikes
>flip to MLS for 5 (five) minutes
>Haiti scores
fuck, who was at fault
>LA HOJA
haiti finna ko these syrup slurping leafs
>keeper till SHOOK
That nigga better get it together or haiti will score again.
Mostly the goalie, a little bit the defender.
Perro caca
The keeper
good doggo
Donde esta el nuevo hilo imagebro
win 10
New thread when?
Cute!
In that case then yes, fuck people from Buffalo.
absolute shit defending from both sides
ajkjjakjakajj
La caca del PERRO
>having your dog shit on someone else's lawn
>not picking it up
FUCK YOU, this is why I had to spray poisonous weed killer all over my lawn.
LEAF PLS
>the haitan vela
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>it would have been a good tackle 10-15 years ago
what a fucking bias
Y EL NUEVO HILO
Chill nigger I picked it up
If you're on 8 you have two choices:
Downgrade to 10 or upgrade to 7
Maybe he just took the picture for the memes then picked it up you autist.
bring back Copa Interamericana
Prepare your anus, Canada. Haitian comeback incoming
NUEVO HILO
They don't bother me, but most of my family gets triggered when they happen to hear a word of Spanish spoken in their vicinity. At the same time they love to go out to little whole in the wall taquerias for Mexican food so go figure.
As with any group there's just enough dumb fucks getting attention to make the whole group look obnoxious if you don't like to actually go out and meet real people.
>canadians
>slow driving
as someone who lives near the GTA, i fucking wish
WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
SOUL CUP