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>rags

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fuck off brazil

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this is it

>sunbelt fangays

For me, it’s my >ragsies

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this is the thread

the guy who told me to fuck off, i bet you don't even think about ice

Maxime Scumtois

Wanna thank whoever here Swanson cytube last night and played how much is the fish. It's one of the greatest earworms I've ever heard. Also the band UNKLE and bloodstain was awesome as well.

It me MEATY!

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who the fuck are you replying to

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I thought you were going to the gym

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(you)
get off the phone mario

Sorry was meant for the monkey

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He is growing stronger.

Imagine sitting down and taking time out of your day to use the internet. Just use the computer in your pocket you moron

RIP in peace luongo

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/hoc/ in a pretty grim state

if it makes me post like a raging faggot like you do I want no part of it.

phoneposting is a cancer

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pizza and beer tonight lads

>Chris Daniels@ChrisDaniels5
>BREAKING NEWS
>Seattle’s AHL Franchise looks to be going to Palm Springs. Major Arena announcement in the Desert.

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>5 more minutes mom I need to name my picture files

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it was this BTFOing by our based canucks that set in motion the greatest choke of all time in any sport.

Xheattle Dickgirls

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I was at this game. Was based.

Yea But I had to wait. I like to be here for the start of threads. Plus it's home gym so it's really not far and I'm gonna be up for 6 hours still so I have lots of time. And I'm checking out some new Hermès stuff now

>best player is russian

no you weren't fag

It'll temporarily get better on July 1, only to get much, much worse during the summer with sprinklings of trade news, hirings & firings etc

surprisingly based

who had the most points in the playoffs?
who had the most points in the regular season?
who won the conn smythe?

Yes I was, fag.

my asshole is literally on fire

RoR was 2nd best, relax leaf

shoulda had ur dad wear a rubber

Tarasenko is overrated shit.

shout out to the teds for saving us from >publix xDD posting from tampa gay fans for the entirety of the ploffs. after game 1 it basically stopped and never returned

then why did he win the conn smythe and lead the blues in points? do you have any statistics that show tarasenko is better or is it just your feelz

it was an amazing post season
shan't see another in our lifetimes

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fuck tampa lmaooooooooooooooo

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Sunbelters have always been a worse people on /hoc/. Good thing Preddit was out in the first too.

incredibly base

I think you mean albertans

Gonna go walk the dog. No one post until I get back.

>*posts*

Overrated Shits by County
>Canada
John Tavares
>USA
Auston Matthews
>Sweden
Erik Karlsson
>Finland
Patrik Laine
>Russia
Vladimir Tarasenko

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I wonder if user brought a shit bag to clean up after his dog

t. shitbelter

I love how absolutely SEETHING other Canadians are that the leafs are a better team than the one they cheer for

Albortions are the second worst.

>County

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>be snown*gger
>lose to sunbelt
imagine this fall from grace

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sweet potato fries > onion rings

Leafs haven't won a playoff series in the salary cap era.

>be sunbelter
>cant even skate

name one canadian team that has

I wonder when they lose their hockey team along with their baseball team.

>russia
>not alexander semin

sweet potatos are disgusting

nineteen hundred and sixty seven

t. albortion

they keep their hockey team because they make a profit instead of their baseball team
everyone but the leafs you retard

Canucks
Oilers
Jets
Senators
Flames
Canadiens

Onion rings are shit I don't know why /hoc/ memes them so much.

onion rings are disgusting

*kicks your dogs ass*
Absolutely personnel

>m-my team won a p-playoff series 8 years ago s-so they’re better
Laughing
My
Fucking
Ass
Off

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Thinking about crinkle cuts, lads

onion rings, beavers, and le sharks o6 are the worst memes on this website

Best players by country
Laine
Ovechkin
(Swedes are gay)
(Sunbelters can't skate)
Schiefele

t.canucks fan

umm no fatbelter

Even the fucking Jets made the conference final. What the fuck do the Leafs have to show? Getting blown the fuck out three times by Boston?

Hard to beat sweet potatos desu, I've been making sweet potato hash browns and they are pretty good

what a pathetic leafs false flagger

shoulda stopped by for those chicken taco fries earlier

our season?????

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>Even the fucking Jets made the conference final
and got btfo by a literal expansion team
oh no no no no

Factually incorrect

The canucks have a better future than the maple pajeets especially after marner walks

soon

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Jets lost on purpose and now Laines getting his 8x11. Any day now haha

general reminder that the snes unironcially have the best playoff record out of all the leaf teams in the cap era

the jets got outplayed by a MAF who was red hot.

You mean the canucks?

Hahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine hanging banners for cups your team didn't win

Vegas was just riding a hot goalie. Fluery fell back to earth that

Reminder that MY nuckies are the most successful Canadian team in the 21st century :)

>paying a goalie for 5 more years that hasn’t played for your team in 5 years and choked his literal only shot at winning a cup for his team
I’m fucking dying lads

imagine being a knights fan who hasnt seen his team win besides a meme run

>w-we (jets) would've won if we didn't lose
retards

Literally can't

3 years and the Canucks had already been retaining salary.

>it's another /hoc/ is obsessed with us episode
based

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getting sick of vegas

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Literally makes it worse

93761917
I would rather deal with them than with faggot weebs.

might warm up a slice of leftover pizza, lads

cy tube offseasonhoc
get in lads

>retaining salary is a foreign concept
Based retard.

Ya

Imagine getting scored on 4 times in 5 minutes.

there's only 2 players in the entire league this is the case for

retard

and blowing a 3-0 lead in the 3rd in game 7 after you blew a 3-1 series lead. Super grim.

alright i ended up warming up a piece of pizza, lads

Imagine living in Winnipeg

>knightz

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wow retard

to be fair, if the refs hadn't called that major penalty then they would've won in 5 easy

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>nobody mentions them
>we all talk about vegas the entire fucking thread

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Great. Now I want to kill myself

You found the AHEM poster

>it’s not a foreign concept so therefore it’s not a bad thing

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Based retard (You)ing me again for no reason.

>make a move that benefits you right off the bat, knowing that it might bite you in the ass later
>get pissed off when it bites you in the ass later
i thought vancouver chinks were supposed to be smart

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>vancouver cannotpucks

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Suck my duck you canuck fuck
t. Tampa Fan

I skipped to the end

Based retard projecting

get on the cy tube lads

Yeah nah

there was blood in the edmonton i just took. do i need to go to the hospital?

Whats the movie

>says retarded shit
>continues the argument without acknowledging it was wrong
embarassing

Reminder that the vanpooper shitnucks literally can’t even make the playoffs lmfao

Vancouver can't-play-Hockeys haha

we watching NHL shit

Make it anonymous

thats whats known as a calgary, just eat some more fibre and drink more water.

Everyone here is gay but me

Can confirm, am gay

>thinks every leaf flag is the same poster
>I’m the retard

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Yep gay homo here, boy do I love not being heterosexual

thinking about a burly beatiful blonde burger blasting big bardown blueline bombs in these trying times

>Frog posting
Yeah you are the retard

>it wasnt me it was some other guy who stopped replying after he got btfo
PATHETIC

>brock boeser alliteration meme
hope you literally die a painful death very soon mate

Oh good, I missed literally nothing.

beyond rude 2bh.

mad
at
memes

>not knowing /hoc/ is 3 normal posters and 1 other guy talking to himself behind 27 different unique IPs

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Is zoomerlad still here? He was steaming over his neighbor earlier

You're all just fabricated personalities of my schizophrenia.

If you’re referring to the lad whose neighbour feels the need to mow the lawn at 8:30 in the morning, yes I’m here

thats not even early

fuck you bloody bastard bitch fuck you!! you bastard you! bloody fuck you bloody... fucking mother bloody fuck bitch!! bet youd fuck you you!! fucking bloody bastard
bhenchod bloody!
bhenchod you! you blounder! no but it why bloody no!! why? bloody fucking!

Thanks for posting that for me.

Don’t be ridiculous Nathan. Now, I have a very important mission for you in the United States. The CIA are waiting for you at Area 51. Don’t let me down

You should be at work by 8 at the latest kid

Yeah thanks man.

It is when you don’t get to sleep until 4am

so what are your thoughts on pic related

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#theogate

I am self employed, working mostly from home. Ditched wage cuckery almost 2 years ago

>evening offseason /hoc/

>i wanna snipe my neighbour who mows his lawn in the morning
>neighbour lives 100m away
probably a retard from alborta

Southwestern Ontario

>Weber Cap Recapture

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It’s somehow even crankier. I’m guessing all the wagies get off work and need to vent their frustration on us

scrooge mcshekels really worked them hard today

>lives by other people
>gets mad when they do things
ISHYGDDT

i only ever give my neighbors a gentle nod

>HAULA TRADED TO CAROLINA FOR A FUCKING PROSPECT

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Simplified trash for children

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just bated

good
need to get rid of these scrubs

I get mad at quite possibly everything my neighbour does except for when he offers me beer and barbecue

>still over cap
Lmao fucking retards

>haula is a scrub

to?

Vegas got fleeced.

Roy is really good though, I thought he could crack the main roster this year

>marchessault, karlsson, smith
>patches, stastny, stone
>gusev, glass, tuch
no reason to keep him as a fourth liner when he's clearly better than that. now they just need to get rid of miller, and maybe eakin or reaves

how good is he?

Haula sucks and now Vegas has a single prospect in the organization. Are they better for it?
How does $0 ($0) sound to you?

>gusev
>staying
yeah hes leaving too. also enjoy that aging MAF and shit backup in subban lamooooooo

they're trying to dump cap, they're lucky if they don't have to give up more for people to take these players desu.

hope not buddy, but you might be right
would sure make gmgm look like a dummy

>gmgm
You gotta go back

Gonna watch the debate and torque my boner to AOC's delicious spicy titties, lads

shes not in the debates tho

fucking retard

>gonna watch the debate
Nobody gives a fuck

just unsubscribe to his blog then

Still with her, lads.

everyone knows it's just gonna be warren/harris maybe booker but i doubt it
who wants to watch a bunch of people argue about the best way to spend all your money?

based

I don't know much but what I do know is this. I don't know who's in the debates. I didn't know there were debates tonight until 10 minutes ago. I dont know what they're debating. I don't give a fuck about the topics. I don't give a fuck about debates.
BUT most importantly, it has no place in /hoc/.

Women dont belong in politics

Seattle Jay Inslees

your time is almost up drumpfkins

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so true

i think we should debate onion rings with panko bread crumbs vs. Traditional frying batter

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panko obviously. it gives the rings a much more crispy texture.

Just learned they don’t have pogos in Europe lads

fuck the Metro I hate this fucking division fuck you Gary change the groups already

incels

me too

Omelette du Fromage

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>haula getting married in vegas this saturday
HAHAHAHA bye loser

GRRRREAT SAVE LUONGO

For me, it's this guy is the reason why the Flyers fans still pay to see games these days post broad street bullies

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>turning de Haan and 2 decent prospects into one year of an injured Haula
sasuga randy

Are Luongo, Iginla, and Thornton the biggest failures in this generation lads?

>all of these Checkers players getting sacrificed at the altar of Don Waddell
It's not fair, bros.
At least they got to win a Calder Cup with >us.

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Just pinched my belly fat between two 45 pound plates

>this generation

howd you manage that

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by being an obese slob

who the fuck is left in Vegas now? They still have guys to move for cap clearance, right?

You would be remiss not to mention the sedin sisters in a post like this

by being tubbs mclardass

If only we could move your fat ass mom lmao

Piling them on to my lap for some intense bench dips
I wasn’t going to eat them

gotta get rid of a lad or two between miller, eakin, holden, reaves most likely.

preferably miller and/or holden

Good point, I can't believe I forgot them.

That debate was so refreshing. A nice reminder that we have politicians that don’t speak like a 10 year old and can form coherent thoughts.

Almost forgot what that was like lol.

And that was just the first one, tomorrow will be even better.

Alain Vigneult is the reason they lost game 7. Retard made basically ZERO adjustments throughout the Final

2 of those are legitimate HoFers
>there are people who think Luongo is a HoFer
>there are people who think Luongo is a first ballot HoFer

im sure you're being ironic due to where we are, but
my boomer low-iq trumpcuck dad was watching it, i'm sure he was seething over rational people talking. i'm gonna ask him what he thought.

Just remembered >58 man. That shit sucks lol

what the fuck kind of name is alain anyway lmfao alain more like aLAME rofl

>m-muh hall of fame
How many cups did they lead their teams to?

stamkos too

that's too far! that's too far!

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It was refreshing af.

They honestly didn’t even go after Trump since they know he will just beat himself. Kept to the point and had substance, something the Republicans never do.

Honestly, I’ll be happy with any of the candidates (except Gabbard, she’s a Republican in sheep clothing)

Next time don cherry says nigger I'm gonna go on CBC forum and say he reads all Sam's posts

>my boomer low-iq trumpcuck dad
Good to know that you also have his low IQ

voting for whomever legalizes drugs and murder desu

Louongo has the 3rd most wins of all goaltenders in the NHL. He deserves the nods regardless

Who /yang gang/

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MAGA

lol tulsi doesn't endorse mideast wars so she's a secret republican, but republicans are all war mongers too

Yep. Massive field to choose from, won’t rig it for Clinton like last time.

So happy my state moved their primaries too. Last year it was way after Super Tuesday so the rig was already set against Bernie

This time it’s before so we get a proper say.

Onion Rings, 2020

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Fuck off with politics talk about hockey

>being an unironic leftie
have sex and more birthdays

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Nope I don’t care about that.

She is on record being against gay marriage and civil rights as recently as 2015. No place for that in the Democrat party and I’m glad they all stood up against her tonight

>will cock for smiles

We should make politicians play hockey

Are we still redditposting?

lol hillary was against gay marriage too, that doesn't mean anything

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>more birthdays
The reverse Taylor Swift.

Sure is redit in here.

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How do we stop summer heat, lads

I know >le Purple Heart and flipflops man is pretty good at the hoggei.

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Were reaching levels of onions that shouldn’t even be possible

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And that’s why she had no place being the nominee last year.

It looks like DNC learned their lesson and giving a fair shot this time, and that’s good for all of us

Feels good having 19 great candidates

sum 41 is still making music

Taylor Swift is still making music

EVERYBODY’S GOT THEIR PROBLEMS

If I turned on the deep fryer right now grandma would FREAK

I refuse to believe this

Gonna start making music

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I remember my grandparents

Yolo

*onion rings

Panarin to isles tbqh

Honestly, fries made with peanut oil is where it's at.

imagine pronouncing 'roy' as 'wah'

Stop, my dick can only get this hard from so much delicious onion postings!

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Honestly, fries made with Taylor Swift is where it's at.

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Me too
*braps*

I haven’t had shitty fast food or even bread in weeks, bros. I really want some onions rings :(

>she will never hold you like this

Do it buddy, it's incredibly satisfying hearing your own creations come to fruition.

I mean not wearing a french fry outfit at least.

I will user

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I'm going into macaroni art

Make a macaroni bulju

>being anti gay marriage at any point in your life means you have no place in the Democrat party
So you’re pro-slavery?

I wish I was an artist or a architect or a fashion designer. Really not gay. Just fun and cool making cute or amazing things

liberalfags OUT
5/5 ONLY

literally who?

Im pro gay slavery

Based

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Nothing gay about making things you or others would enjoy

>tfw
>brown
>5'9"
>atheist
>left-leaning centrist
>live southeast of the mason dixon line
How do i make you feel?

There is nothing wrong with being gay.

manlet

>t. randy

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Pity for you, that's all

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get on the cytube lads i just put a movie on

What movie

Not gonna bite. Someone like that wouldn't watch hockey

a proper chili dog must have mustard on it

chili's done

i remember when i was younger, someone told me that a chili dog meant shitting on a girls titties and tittyfucking her

I’m the same as him minus the manlet status and leftard. I also regularly watch the cricket. Go Canes.

Ya I'll take a double fatboy, large poutine, blueberry shake. Thanks kid

hang ALL poos

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Post cytube

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>no Japadog

>golden knight have 28 days in between home games at one point this upcoming season
what the FUCK gary

Half of those I wouldn't even count as hot dogs

Add mustard and the Carolina would perfect

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you aren't an expansion team anymore, welcome to the real NHL.

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Honestly, what's it like being an Edmonton fan?
Just perpetual anger?

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The Rusty Peons aren't Gary's pet anymore.

based ed seething on twitter too

Imagine if your ENTIRE TEAM were named after a scrap of cloth to wipe up messy spills

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This guy might actually be insane.
Years of following this shit team have finally driven him mad.

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holyshit jeff finger lol

Tonight was chili dog night at my bar lads

Jeff Finger, Nail Yakupov and Bill Elbow all confirmed busts.

You ever put a chili dog in a glory hole?

Reminder that Bulju WILL awaken in Europe this season

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no lad what’s it like

San Antonio Spurs Theme Song
youtube.com/watch?v=ogN6TnPaLUQ

>LOLffspring
faggot band for retards, even though their singer is somehow a very smart person

I thought of that joke like 14 years ago when the song first came out but didn't tell anyone until now.

>irrelevant player awakens in irrelevant league
That sounds about right

better be getting ready for bed zoomer. your neighbor is going to be firing up his lawnmower soon.

for me, its self esteem

kek that trash song is the only self esteem ya have isn't it pussy?

>mowing the lawn two days in a row
Nah he’s not that bad
Not sure why you keep calling me a zoomer either, I don’t know too many zoomers who own their own homes

why so hostile tonight m8ey

OHWAAYYYYYYOHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHAAHH
YEAHAHAAAYEAH

you're right, i'm sorry.

>sleeps past 8 am
>hates the sounds of his neighbors mower
>dreams about shooting people
Sounds like a zoomer to me

its ok we all get tense
this is /rph/, time to let the stress of the day go

neighbors wife is beating the shit out of him again, lads

No idea was just curious

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Don’t tell me you’ve never fantasized about murdering your alarm clock wagie boy

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>I'm unhinged so everyone else must be as well
Relax zoomer, please don't shoot me with your high powered rifle

i use other coping mechanisms like lifting weights and having sex

I also lift weights and have [spoiler] phone sex with online girls because I’m too autistic to meet anyone irl [/spoiler]
I should also mention that I have never, up to this point in my life, murdered anybody

So yesterday my dad accused me of eating 15 slices of bread in one day. Just now I opened the freezer and lo and behold there's the bread. He must have absentmindedly put it there. I think he might be losing it.

>Iginla
2x gold and a decisive role in both games, and led a miracle run to the 7th game of the finals
get a clue

What the fuck kind of madhouse existence do you live in.

Ya I just "used" two cheesestrings and "asbent mindeldy" put two poptarts in there

I don't even know anymore.

>phone sex with online girls
How does this work exactly?

I save the pop tarts for my children

my dad still walks around the house naked and eats food, its kinda based

Imo biggest failure of the generation? Gary

>I should also mention that I have never, up to this point in my life, murdered anybody
I've been away for a little bit. Is this still that same guy who fantasizes about sniping his neighbors for running their lawnmower?

How many cups did he lead his team to?

>meet girls online on one of many community messaging apps
>slide into dms
>get comfortable enough to talk over the phone
>say you want your cock in they pusy

Ok faggot. Good job want a award?

Yes hello this is he

things like omegle also unironically

Yes, I'll have a grown up meal please.

Resist the urge.
Unless he's a paki or a chinaman. In that case, weapons free.

That's so weird, why not just have sex with people in real life?

*feeds you my dick* haha

getting a bit FED UP with this heat, lads

*nom nom nom*

lads do i f*g my sisters best friend

Every so often I’ll get lucky enough for that to happen but I’m very rarely in any situation where it could ever happen, I don’t particularly enjoy any situation like that (clubs, parties etc) and going to do something I don’t wanna do just to get laid isn’t worth it to me

Only if you and she are in a committed relationship first.

Be very polite to the point where she trusts you, then take advantage of her in this foolish state.

I don't understand why the Canes don't make Vegas at least add a pick, maybe a 3rd rounder.

Haula is a 28 year old player who is a UFA after this season. Vegas is DESPERATE for cap space, the Canes hold all the cards here and they don't get more than this? If Vegas doesn't add something then you walk away. Some of these moves just make you shake your head. It's like they are all "buddies" who just want to help eachother out.

solid advice lads. drunk spooned with her after tori last month

Yes, please, let me live vicariously through you
I had this opportunity once but I had a gf at the time and I squandered it, later found out the cunt was cheating on me anyways

put on a fuckin movie kep

>drunk spooned with her
Sounds cute.
>after tori
When or what is that?

Finnish festival in which everyone spoons with their sister’s friend

>all of my sister's friends are either fat, in relationships already, or both
Damn.

after iihf gold also this

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Torrie?
>WHAT

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ding dong-diddly based

watching chopped lads

>mandrama shit

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helo yes i want 10000 million sexy jirls to show me bobs ah yes or i rape u tomorrow

ya seethin
ya boilin
pinhead simp

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>she doesn’t know /hoc/ is a low key comfy boomer stealth Yea Forums thread

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NO
NO IT FUCKING ISN'T
AND EVERY DAY WE HAVE TO REMIND YOU FAGGOTS OF THAT

worked

imagine working yourself into a shoot on the internet

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>93764152
gotcha
thanks for the (you), gayboy

reply to this post to ensure you'll never be worked into a shoot again

Didn't think it would've ever had to come this but I'll say it. /hoc/ is a #stanloona general

what the FUCK does kwab mean

imagine having to dump salary for no return after two (2) seasons

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kwab these nuts, bitch

Ya see jannie. We only got 5 arguments. And we're having them all, every night

kongs will absolutely blow

Pal Penis

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Twisted

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how about instead of the joker its the stroker and he just sucks you off

>implying we need haula in any way shape or form with the top six we have
>implying we want a roster player while trying to clear cap room
>implying we would re-sign haula, even if we did keep him for some retarded reason this season
itt: retards
if anything, the golden knights are lucky they didn't have to throw in a pick due to being cap strapped and the player missing almost the whole season with a serious injury (who has yet to prove he has recovered from)

Carolina Fennocanes desu

After the summer of 92 the >hasb won the cup in >1993

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

If this is true then who I am is a screaming mental patient

>mental patient
3x for me and I probably won't be welcomed back.

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can chuggs like sam (and (>You))get mental care

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blaze that shit up nigga

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huomenta

*siiiiiips*

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checked and
>laffs

I swear to God I would heem every single one of you into oblivion irl.

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bar user hanging out with local degenerates, dubs choose what i order at McDz, make next thread about wages

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Black coffee.

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I think you meant "AH HAHAHA" - Faggot

based

>replies: 445
>posters: 48

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With the relocanes getting their Aho replacement today lads, where is he playing next year?

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Peak offseason tbdesu

2 mcdoubles

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>rags

>invents hockey

That would be unironically based.

>rags

>marleau btfo haula and ended his season 15 games in
>both play for the canes now
Weird how life works out sometimes.

Reminder that the Canucks are the most successful Canadian team in the 21st century

>but muh dino Cups
literally don't care lol

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New childs play is kind of sweet desu

Gonna go talk a big Tampa Bay. Do NOT post while I am gone, okay?

Okay I am back. You guys can post again.

reroll lads, i'm clearing the park and getting there

>rags

I don't do rerolls.

1 mcdouble and a black coffee

double bigmac

Triple bigmac

order two big macs and combine them into one

This plus a small diet coke

Get Taco Bell instead.

ordered a filet o fish with a poutine lads

plus 10 pieces mcnuggts

Fucking gross

That reminds me of the time my friend bought Dooley's and Sourpuss.

>filet o fish
what is wrong with people?

might actually go get a few mcdoubles and fries tomorrow, lads.

best item on menu, anything else is pleb tier

Only thing worth ordering desu

do it lad

Tastelet

No, that would be the coffee.

Boys besides CHEL i am fucking bored

/hoc/ is a /poutine/ general

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I like trades

huomenta

finland isn't real

hi

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Huomenta

huomenta

Huomenta?

huomenta :)

I guess this would be a good time to bail before "Real Faggot Hours" starts.

okay bye FAG

calm down chambers

You just can't stomach the thought of me leaving.

pusy

Same with these guys.

these hours start and end only with your posts

Just woke up lads
Canes collected another Finnish BVLL

Whatever you say, bud. Someone make a new thread.

make it a huomenta thread

>will never play properly again
nice pick up retard

new

you do it cuck

huomenta suomi

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You'd like that wouldn't you.