Lineup for USA is pic related. Starts in less than a bong.
USMyLittleSawkerAllStars vs Panama Gold Cup Match
First for MLelSoi
Fuck US Soccer
I'm not even brown
Bench: Zack Steffen, Nick Lima, Michael Bradley, Walker Zimmerman, Paul Arriola, Weston McKennie, Gyasi Zardes, Christian Pulisic, Tyler Boyd, Tim Ream, Tyler Miller, Aaron Long
Why is 19 a potenciometer?
I wish you would stop posting these. They're never correct.
Is this 9 ET?
Yeah
Bench: Luis Mejía, Roman Torres, Marcos Sánchez, Edgar Barcenas, Armando Cooper, Valentin Pimentel, Eric Davis, Rolando Blackburn, Abdiel Arroyo, Alberto Quintero, Orlando Mosquera, Michael Murillo
If Panama cant beat this shitshow of a team....kek
name their real estate investment seminar
How bad will feminist Twitter get if US loses this?
For me, it's Costa Rica.
Yea Forums - the only place on the internet where people care about this, and it's just communist foreigners so they can shit talk the US if something happens
USA doesn't care about this sport.
>Maizga
Just look at this dude's face, you can see his repentance for manlet shaming Diego Lainez, while the mexican messi is killing at Betis
Ready for the USMNT to get its shit pushed in
>will trap
any day now
No, but they will say "this is why women soccer teams need to be paid the same"
Biggest match in USMNT history
No one cares about women's sports in general.
>while the mexican messi is killing at Betis
ooga booga where da stream at
Ripple.is, footybite are where I start.
how many bings
about half an hour
what is that in bing bongs
about a bang I reckon
25 bings m8
What are you drinking user?
>Real Benis
Ill say this
If US gets a win today then all of the sudden Berhalter looks like a genius and has some serious momentum.
Theyll top the group, their players are all well rested, and they can start whoever against Curucao
>the mls players that can't even make the first team vs. panama b team
Might give this one a miss, lads
r u mad??
>genius
>for winning a gold cup group stage
Only fans with low standards actually think this is raising the bar when it isnt.
bleach and Drain-O
manlets still seething about this lmao
KEK
is this the thread where all the die-hard US fans bitch and moan non-stop?
for me? It's Sporting Kansas (Missouri)
/oro/- real fans
/this thread/- casuals and normies
/mls/- autistic seething haters who think they can defeat rich people by posting
based
What is the name of the Mexican defender that is from tigres and is also very tall? Mexico has 130 million people, how difficult it is to get 11 players that have 1.85 meters of height like him?
Soccer more like sucker because the US sucks at it
I swear I just saw Ben Shapiro in the audience.
uma delicia!
t. doyle
Central americans are literally all creaturas lmao
idgi? is that a reference to john doyle?
>Caring about the failure of the Men's team when the Women are the ones winning WC trophies for the USA
did anyone catch that ltitle girl during pregame:3
also mutthomes is there
wtf I can't think about any "very tall" from Tigres
Was that mahomes in the stands
>unironically watching dykegrass
>giving a shit about w*mens sawker
yikes
Based Mahomes
Yes
For me, it's Doyle.
>Qatari ref
>entirely new lineup
We're fucked lads, aren't we?
oh oh allu ahkbar is the head referee
all tournament game refs should be from a different continent desu
stream pls
You win today homie
What English Burger channel is this on? I'm watching this on Univision.
We only get fucked by spic refs
Fox sports
probably like fox sports
FS1
FS1.
Just stay on Univision, it's probably better.
377a3fd5316c46c3e3682b05b1b8156e031d39cc
>watching this ultimately USELESS game instead of the 1st Democratic debate for future president of the United States of America
>dykegrass
>US B team v Panama A
Could be fun desu
>thinking it makes a difference
>ten people at a time
>debate
It’s actually USA C team vs Panama B team
this isnt the B team its the D team
...
carpetbomb flyovaries
I hate niggers so im unironically rooting for the us
So all the chiefs players are there watching huh
Get fucked
t-thanks
Why are we so bad at this sport when we get hundreds of thousands of immigrants from soccer-crazed countries every year?
Watching the College World Series.
I don't think we can't beat the gringos lads. This is difficult already.
I’ll only care when it’s the actual presidential debate
wew rare flag
R A R E
A
R
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F L A G
L
A
G
They're not citizens. Like the rest of them.
>Bernie Sanders and Andrew Yang not in it
All fodder for Trump's reelection
>those gay numbers
This is not what I thought when the MAKA meme won
you get mexicans, mexicans are trash, they only produce 1 decent player every 20 years
>no pulisoc
Not watching desu.
>democratic debate
>who can outshill the other shills
No thanks
Rare flags were yesterday. You reddit faggots need to go back.
All those immigrants choose to
Play for their parents country over ours just look at any time a decent Mexican American player comes along they always choose to play for Mexico
Score?
Newfags
6-1 Vandy. Bottom of the 6th, Vandy at bat. 0 outs.
Fantastic. Definitely don't want Michigan winning
This is so bad to watch
I want them to win. They have a shitty schedule due to location.
>the guy using a proxy calls other people faggots
I like you, Greenlander
He actually posted pics from greenland, retard.
fuck off proxyfags
Nigger I post here every day. Either lurk moar or fuck off back to wherever you come from. Internet is too expensive and slow for anyone to make money hosting a proxy here.
Miazga is a fucking chad
Based.
spic stream pls
>Altnoscore
Altidore not having a good game so far
Sorry I actually have a job that I can't be on here every minute of every day you fucking dumb asses
>tfw no gf de karate
Please just kill yourself jozy
Don't ever say I dindu nuffin for you
socolive.xyz
Feels bad breh
Why isn't pelusic playing?
Bro, I love her. Post her Instagram
B A S E D
Resting him for the next round
umm k lad its almost 25 mins into the game why haven't we scored?
>Posting during the evening of a weekday.
>The rare flags only post when I'm asleep.
You.
I went to graduate school at Ohio State, who was the last Big Ten team to win a national title in baseball. Not to mention the obvious. I'm glad they represented the region well, but fuck 'em now.
Thanks for the bananas
soccer is so bad to watch when neither team can string 4 passes together.
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Both sides are using their B team, winning the group means facing Jamaica in the quarter-final.
will someone just disconnect your internet already?
COME ON SOMEONE SCORE GOALS
Based murderball ref
ZARDASS WARMING UP
We’re using our D team
>jozy altidore
can we stop with this meme
>I went to graduate school at Ohio State, who was the last Big Ten team to win a national title in baseball.
Looking like that's going to remain the case.
Typical lefty response. Silence anyone that makes you look like a retard by using common sense.
Wrong, winner playscuracao
>lewis
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>he doesn't rate black yoshi
gracias tacobro
why are they playing the b team?
It's funny because your country is going to melt literally
iceToddlers BTFO
to rest their team A for quater finals, againt Curacao, if Panama doesn't win tonigh
Gregg doesn't care if he plays Curacao or Jamaica, since the team will play them and better if they want to win a Gold Cup. He figures it's more important to get a little rest going into the quarters
Dumb Satania poster
Why does Jordan Morris seems permanently tired?
I wish I had money and a gf to go out and buy tacos with
>tfw no thiqqq .mx gf
Looking forward to it.
7-1 Vandy entering the 8th.
>dat ass
dude seriously i wish she would suffocate me with that
i wish i had wishes
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If the Canalniggers could shoot it would be 3-0
wtf was that defensive effort?
....but I guess they might be a bit SHOOK today
I wish I had more than one decent taqueria anywhere close to me
Is it best out of 3? Who's leading the series?
No era lads
>PANAMA
top keks
it's game 3, best of 3
Michigan won the first, Vandy won game 2 yesterday
Why does the ref let everything go for 5 minutes then calls touch fouls for 5 minutes
The Mexican defender that played against Martínica, the one that is tall.
now here comes the central american flopping
Jozy Altidore is going to score, screencap this
based NPC poster
>matching Napoli jerseys
For what purpose
so if US wins, who do they face?
Can someone answer this please, not sure how it works and i want to buy tickets for sunday
Carlos Salcedo?
I hope Omar Gonzalez gets hit by a bus. He is such shit
they going with Curacao, here's the bracket, this is the last groups phase game
1st place in your group will face Curaçao, 2nd one will face Jamaica
cesar montes
where did it all go wrong for jozy?
Roldan is so shitty.
Yeah I think, I didn't know he was 1.88m, never saw him that tall, Chaka and Dueñas aren't even 1.80m
If the US *doesn't lose* they face Curacao. If they *lose* they face Jamaica.
SCAR SUM FOCKIN GOALS
Unironically MLelS
>Jonathan Blewit
Yes that one
when he decided to don't sign with Club America
>Roldan is ded
>Gonzalez is on full Tranny and Toblerone mode
You might need to bring the big guns now
This has got to be the most boring match I've watched all year
wow apple so "inclusive"
these referees
He was shit at Sunderland too though. Come to think of it, he was always shit.
So, that nigga plays for Monterrey, the other team of the same city, that's why I didn't know kek
When he first made the national team, he bowled over CONCACAF manlets like he was Lebron James in cleats. It's so sad that he never panned out
>half time
on my way for some beers, fuck it
A draw gets us Curacao as well
true
Funny that you mention that, there are very tall youngster but our football prioritizes having good technique pass and mobility. So, the tall, strong but not any of those don't pass the cut. Which hurts us when we play against stronger or taller teams.
On the other hand, the US prioritizes the athletic type players over the technique ones, so our matches are very entertaining.
post random oxxo images
Should I break out the indita de jamaica to see if being drunk will make this game more interesting?
Based manlet Slayer
I'm liking the future of Panama. They are using some local league and young players and while inferior they don't seem to lack the basics.
We all expected the great jump from the Islands or Honduras/Guatemala/El Salvador and the best one of those is going to be Panama
making myself this during half-time
Wonder how the fuck this will taste , its rare im dissapointed with LIDL products but who know what i am in for
>They don't eat beaned potatoes in Yurop
That's the most globalistic thing i've seen today
who here /double penetration/
no need panama is about to score
the fuck is that shit on the right?
IT looked like Lewis tried to stick his hand up and catch a ball
>not watching young turks paywall stream
>watching most important group game on mute
do you even stream?
nice poster
Can't even watch because dumb fucking Hulu live went down for everyone
Kill yourself faggot
>double penetration
Fucking zoomers
based camera bug
hulu has live sports!
Vandy won 8-2
Any Panamfags here still salty about 2014?
What happened 2014? Was that the Mexico game?
>watching young turks
Bullshit call.
This ref is a fucking moron
allah says, name go in book
>This shitty team hasn't scored yet
Jesus sack him and kill MlelS shills
ALLAHU AKBAR
>in bruges gif
flag checks out
thats only a small part of it mexibro , they got a big catalog of "american" products during the american week
>american week
when is that?
by the way no one has curry sauce with chicken nuggets. it's always barbecue
>6 teams of this quality and lower will be in the 2024 WC
wew
Are the nuggets any good?
4th of july probably
>Altidore limping
good
>Grilled Steak chips
>Those apple """cookies"""
>Chilli Cheese Nuggets
>Chilli Dip
>Nougat-filled cookies
>Nuggets de Poulet w/ Curry Sauce
Nigga I've never seen any such things here, but by Job I wish I did.
Also what the fuck is America Week
Its the Z team stop being a pedantic faggot
This is our D team and Panama’s B team bruh
>panamanian finishing
its this week , why ? i have no fucking idea , my best guest is that the director board at LIDL just decided on a random date for it like "yeah end of june when its bbq time and shit , whatever"
its germans that are directors of this , you really think they know fully what the fuck american eat ?
Honey Mustard or Ranch or gtfo fag
>chicken tenders/nuggets with curry dip
>not barbecue sauce or buffalo sauce
>oats and cranberry cookies
>apple cookie things
>nougatelli cookies
that's not american
>he rates teams on games that literally don't matter
Honey Mustard is the best my negro
Based high carb fat ass food.
CMON SCOR SOME FOCKIN GOLCE
Bless your heart, Califag.
is every American a hunchback?
PULIGOD COMING ON. READY YOUR ANUSES PANAMA
PULISIC TIME
>so Fox Soccer Plus decides to cut the game and switch to WWC.
I'm fucking done
>pulisic
Game over
sorry, i'll rate panama and the US based on their 2018 performances from now on
this is pretty legit actually.
>That tranny flag.
Jozy????
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
yes we are all golems
ALTIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>dozy altisnore
>Pulisic in for 1 minute
>goal scored
>random granny and rainbow flags everywhere
Jesus Christ shame we didn’t make Russia so Russian chads could heem the fuck out of the amerixan outlels
>needing to use your best player in a meaningless friendly
this team is so done
ALTISCORE
>/spee/ btfo again
M E M E S
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BICYCLE
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C
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PUSKAS AWARD INCOMING
disgusting
>Yoshi
>sub in pulisic
>immediately score
dare I say, who can stop us?
>that tranny flag
>tranny flag
God, I wish we had fans like Mexico that just don’t give a fuck about anything and actually shows passion instead of this forced “fandom.”
Meaningless? Doesn't the winner win the group?
>god tier
Honey mustard
>good tier
Bbq sauce
>ok tier
Sweet and sour sauce
>shit babbys first big boy foods tier
Ketchup
>Pulisic comes on
>USA takes the lead
Coincidence? I think not.
Refugees welcome sign.jpg
MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA MURICA
Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore Altidore
Except I've never heard of chilli nuggets in my life
jozy with the cozy goal
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS HE WAS GOING TO SCORE
fr.openfoodfacts.org
fandelidl.fr
heres a link with pretty much all the "american" food lidl sell Under their label MCENNEDY
APOLOGIZE
>being so assblasted at the bullying that you start to rate Altichimp for scoring against a Panameme B team
wew
le pride month
here's your (you) you slut
was that mahomes in the audience ?
Forgive Jozy yet, burgers?
Thank you
#collage
it was a nice gol
Yes
>literally look like dogshit against farmers and score late against them
NlGGERdore is back, alright. Now for mlelsoi shills to tell us how he's the number 1 striker.
no matter how bad the game is /oro/ always produces a great goal
>first time scoring for the national team since 2017
Useless nigger
He is #1 incel
BOYD IN
OUR D TEAM SLOWLY TURNING IN TO OUR C TEAM LADS
Nah, you can keep him in Cuckronto. Zardass and Altishit only score against shitters which is no surprise at all to anyone.
ofc after all the bashing altidores scores
mozz sticks, nuggets, onion rings. they're all there. got to put a bit of a euro spin on it.
>honey mustard is god tier
i hope im not dissapointed then , my local lidl had these two things when it come to honey mustard
He's the number one striker
He's played 2 games since his last goal retard.
>libertards
>barely score 1 goal against Panamierda B side
This copa is just 2ez
I mean who else do we have? I like zardes but he's a literal meme. Sargent is up there but he's still developing. Bobby wood fell out of favor it looks like.
>Altidore can’t earn call ups
:^)
why are you eating this stuff? you know heart disease is the #1 killer of americans right? as long as you only eat it during america week
James Harden is pretty good at soccer
One 9/11 was not enough.
>Honey mustard on either of those things
kek this shit is grorious nippon tier
>wasting Pulisic and Boyd with these shitters
Why? Why risk injuring them and killing off your chances for later in this shit mickey mouse tournament?
what would get altidore starting again?
how about being just good
For fuck sake
MLS all-stars can’t beat Panama’s b-team without them
Pulisic is wide open and this faggot has his head down lmao
WE YELLOW
who /Padre/ here?
This is our C team retarded incel
thinking the same thing not worth is.
>panama playing dirty
whats new
>canalniggers
>kicked out for using smoke bombs, amirite lads?? Ultras 4ever
SEETHING My Little Sawkeroo.
ok, this one is cute
>losing your shit over a flag
keep your incelling over on /fit/
but we dont need to beat them
i only eat that during it yes , cause the rest of the year they dont sell it , so whenever they do it i take like a different thing to try and see whats good or not , gotta say one of my favorite thing is the cold coffee they have , you got a cookie with it and its really nice and comfy
and that's a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
G* team
so shit
>cure autism
based
Then I can’t think of a good reason to play them. Berhalter is a retard
If you see a peculiar faggot autist bitching about "homophobia" and mentally ill tranny flags, it's 100% the resident incel tranny of /mls/.
Do not respond to it. Do not feed it. Just ignore and let the estrogen-souped up permavirgin cry on its own.
i only got belgian beer sorry
>supporting flying a flag at a national sporting event to represent 0.5% of the country versus the flag of the actual country
This but unironically
So you're not arguing that this is a back-up team from the USA? Good. Now back to Mexico with you Paco.
sounds good
more oxxo shit
>ligaMX shitposting
Kino
Your B team is shit, your team is shit AND you watch womyn's so.yccer. :)
>Mihajlovic
reminds me of some dude who killed a politician here. is this Mihajlovic as much of a crazy cunt?
he's ok, it's a gold cup miracle
BASED ZARDASS
>Gyasi Zardes coming on
ANOTHER USELESS NIGGER
i would be disappointed if you drank anything else. i expected a duvel though desu.
I miss him bros
>eye goal hat trick incoming.
all nfl usmnt
defense
mack , aaron donald, dwerwin james, jalen ramsey
midfield
julio jones, obj, antonio brown, mccaffrey
forwards
mahomes , melvin gordon
would this team be better than the current usmnt?
kek
not oxxo but modelorama
Why is Altidore so ripped
He doesn't play linebacker
they would play jamaica or curaçao. it's about the same in the end.
Based short tempered redneck
SEETHING incel
I don't have the bandwidth for both at the same time. Any good takes?
He's the giganigga
>women
also select all cars was captcha
Mahomes midfield
QB=#10
VAMOS PANAMA!
You will be disappointed. Literally taje some decent mustard and mix it with some honey. Use that on chicken and it will be 1000 times better than those abominations.
ERA
it really is
NO ERA
duvel is nice , but this one is really fucking good and the fact that it is a local one is even nicer
its a sneaky as fuck one too , you will be drunk with it before you realised it cause of how not strong her taste seem
>dat cheeky alvarito
kek
For me,it’s Curacoa
Looks decent if not overly sweet. Seeing these things are like uncanny valley territory.
would dijon mustard do ?
>ynr El Salvador
> not watching the game on unimas with based spanish announcers
yeah i bet its what asians feel like whenever your or our supermarkets sell "asian" food products
Naw it's too bitter
Yes, absolutely. You can add other spices to taste, but honey Dijon is absolutely a real thing and it's delicious.
>not going to an actual Asian supermarket to get imported goods and specialty produce
Yikes
Kwak, La Chouffe, and Delirium Tremens were my favorite beers I tried when I was in Belgium
>allowing goals
Dog bless
there used to be one , a small vietnamese one to be precise , but he either closed down or he moved to another street in town cause i cannot find it anymore , so i dont really have a choice but to rely on supermarkets
Boring game but pretty cool goal desu
for sure, pretty much any mustard works just find what combo you like
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where's the goal webm?
delirium and la chouffe are also god tier yes , but should you go one day in the Hainaut region , try the cuvée des trolls , you wont be dissapointed , like i said the hardest part is really finding the place that sell it if you are a foreigner since its really local (like a ton of beer in belgium actually)
JEW ES EY
That's tough. But honey mustard is for children and bad pretzels. Pulled pork in the US is usually served with either a smokey molasses-tomato based BBQ sauce or a vinegar-based sauce depending on region.
The user recommending honey Dijon knows his shit though, that's a simple and tasty sauce right there
BTW in the US, "mustard" usually means that bright yellow stuff (which is how I meant it), which is probably less common in Belgium, and Dijon is a less common type
Underrated post
>1-0 vs Panama
Why are we so bad bros?
It was our Z-team
Sadly, I don't think I'll go anytime soon. Delirium and La Chouffe are easy enough to find here though.
what pride flag is this?
>usually means that bright yellow stuff
so regular mustard ? we have a lot of sauces in belgium but we only have one thing called mustard or could it be that americans call mayonaise "mustard" ?
incel pride
canada shouldn't get a free fucking spot in 2026, just like qatar shouldn't for 2022
fuck fifa
hehe
PUUUTO
nah, you got the right one
that shit is mustard, i recognize that texture
mayo is so much more creamy
>40%
Okay, so we’re probably going to lose in the semis, right?
>doesn't know the pleasure of South Carolina mustard-base barbecue
Does it hurt knowing you'll never experience true bliss?
>faggots putting their identity before country
Guys, I think Muslims are right about those "people".
For me, it's vinegar based barbeque sauces and/or a really good sweet & heat dry rub.
semi we either meet : jamaica or panama again
if we use A team we are fine
>if we use A team we are fine
We literally don’t have our A team available in this tournament. You’re talking about our B team.
>tfw came to Watch a gold cup match cause i had nothing else to do
>end up getting actual american recipes instead
comfy cup threads
follow our comfy ways here
well yeah, i mean the "A" team we got for this tournament. today it is like fucking D, legit felt like nothing happened the whole game
sad , but you can take your time , that beer isnt close to ever vanish , its popular as fuck , by the time you come back you might find it as easly as a duvel or a leffe
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