Atlanta Braves @ Chicago Cubs Official Gamethread

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vote schwarber

Pay up Binny!

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Bryant is a double play machine

Almora, shockingly, chose not to murder children today with that base hit. They stave off another day of starvation, courtesy of Binny’s.

I voted the ticket.

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There’s two outs, Beez.

>almora
kind of embarrassing honestly

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>Schwarber
He will not divide us.

>Not voting for Rizzo, Contreras and Baez
I hope you're a barfs fan.

Darvish a shit again.

This is defiantly feeling like this is going to be a bad day.

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(Yu)

YES WE McCann!

As long as you don't vote for the Russian backed candidate, we're good.

I don’t care that much for the ASG. I participated mostly to vote against Broors and Barfs. I probably helped to hurt the NL’s chances.

dont forget to pokemon go to the polls!

how we doin?

STOP PULLING THE BALL BOATY

If you're cheering for the good guys (Cubs), terrible. If you're a fan of the bad guys (Braves) okay.

>good guys (Cubs)

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Bad guys like you rarely see the the evils you commit as villainy. That's what makes you villainous.

Darvish is getting squeezed hard.

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wew

Welp, I think I'll watch the Democratic debate.

>jew darvish
yikes

>cusb
OH I'M LAUGHIN'

should be hilarious

A pedophile philliefag made this post

poop darshit

>debate
more like a typical late night show

>Get in from the office
>Turn on the game
>5-0 Braves
>Mfw

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i hate this team

Turtle = Braves
Mouse = Cusb

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did they really throw beer on that kid who got the ball like it was champagne kek

I was thinking more like an oprah show

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would you ratrher have yu darvish or kevin gausman?

>spend day sick from home sleeping.
>wake up
>5-0 braves
>mfw

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Yu would probably pitch better if he opened his eyes when he throws.

May a Braves victory deliver you to good health again, bro.

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thank you for the good fortune

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Friendly reminder

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>risp

im not convinced kuechel is the pitcher he was

DAT DP!!
DAT DALLAS KEUCHEL!!

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he's coming off an injury and missed spring training. he's doing pretty well considering.

moar liek dallas CUTEchel
:^3

weather delay, time to watch the Democratic memes

>lightning delay

bring on the Seinfeld

Boo shit-tier Chicago rain.
Wish it was based Atlanta rain.

>cusb

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>tarp going on
y tho

even God is pissed at Darvish

>only rain can save him from the no decision now

youtube.com/watch?v=7ysFgElQtjI

i want waffle house

is nick gren trying to hard?

Dodgers would bootyblast both these pathetic teams.

>No decision
He'd get a loss though

pls fuck off til the playoffs

>doyers

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At least it's not an official game yet!

>The report system works
Eat it.

Since we're in a rain delay.
Let's watch the debate
youtube.com/watch?v=vJ6MrDO0kgY

Currently on immigration and the humanity crisis and crimes against humanity committed by the current administration.

the five buck box
it rocks it rocks
it rocks for a meal
with lots and lots
it rocks for a jock
it rocks for a fox
it rocks blockin shots on guys with dred locks
what comes in this box
this box that rocks
a cheesy gordilla, chrunch to munch
(we all scream for burrito supreme)
a cheesy taco and cinnamon twist
both on the list and wait let me think
an ice cold drink
that is lots and lots in just one box
and its only five bucks
and thats why it rocks

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>and three prior administrations
ftfy

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>speaking Mexican
no thanks

¿Estás listo para muchos dingers?

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no se

tbqh, Tulsi is a qt.

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Tarp's off. Time to continue the beatings.

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What the fuck cubs?

>Davish had a clean inning
Progress!

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Let's go Bravos!

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And here comes the Umpball

WILLY WITH A SOLO SHOT HOME RUN
1-5

The counter attack begins!

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LOL YUUUUUUUUUUUUU DARSHIT

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Which was the worst deal? Quintana trade or Yu signing?

That’s a really sad headstone.

BRYANT WITH A SOLO SHOT HOME RUN
2-5

Maybe get the next home run with a man on?

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that scoreboard might have been a mistake

woohoo

Score some more fucking runs.

>trips

>they made it 6-2 instead of 5-3
fucking kek

Get it together, Barves.

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>kikel

GO CUBS GO

The Cubes Cuck announcer is so cringe

Remember lads, if the Cubs lose, post them anime girls offing themselves in mass.

turn on fox southeast

Let's do this Cubes. You did a good job vs. the mesties, now let's finish off these choptards

I remember a time when Len Kasper didn't need glasses. I feel old.

Both teams are the Official Property of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Ground out by Heyward, but it scores Contreras!
3-5

Let's not screw this up

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>Cusb in charge of fielding

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Your 10 minutes behind

braves already won the season series

And...?

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This dude looks like Brian Schlitter

I bet there are people who actually miss that shlub, Stone.

While the official property of the Dodgers is the *insert AL Champion here*

I obviously mean this particular series retard.

Tony almost knocked all that gaudy gold off Acuna
Wouldn't it be funny if he got beaned in the hand?

let's pitch acuna carefully

Bryant with sexy double play.

Fuck yes, i love the cubs 7th inning stretch

>5.0

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What is Atlanta's flag? Is it even a 10th as good as Chicago's?

Time for a lead off Schwarbomb.

It's been 10 years find a new fucking image

why improve on perfection?

youtube.com/watch?v=UErXgvNV3lw

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Why do you hate the raw talent? I bet you vote against your economic self interests too.

It is nice.

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Cubs first base coach looks like Dave Roberts

Who let the nazis into this gamethread?

>Not having the Braves absolutely buried before the 7th inning

Shiggy

We need a Schwarbomb!

It's been 7 years. Where's your Yea Forums fanbase?

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Nice Seal on Bedsheet fag.
It's shit.

Mest steenk!

>Actually meeting up with anyone on Yea Forums.
The only thing more pathetic was when BAJP was begging people to go with him to games and was even willing to buy people tickets.

Rizzo is going to Riz on nukcum.

every time

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oof

Claire was the last major phillies tripfag that still posted. unfortunately they all got jobs or went to college and moved on. Le sigh

Just kidding

4 out of 10 since its not Based Chief Noc-A-Homa on there.

Remember when kristina was scared by a lil lightning?

Dansbae is due.

based

Freeman is due

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Fug

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>Kintzler now holds the record for most consecutive scoreless innings by a reliever at Wrigley.
Please clap.

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good work by kintzler

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Cant clap on the fact I'm laughing at the fact the Cusb lost because of Yu

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Gayward lol

Oh shit the Cubbies are about to tie the... just kidding its a double play that happened.

Wife-beater up to the plate, let's do this!

Toussaint pls

ffs Tucan stop trying to bean people

Wrong again fag, it was a strike out!

It's up to Victor to save us now.
Home run or bust.

>risp

I cam from the future, and it was a bust im afraid...

How hilarious would be be if Caratini got a 3 run homer and secured Darvish's name in history with 11th straight ND?

>7.41 era
oh dear god

>Minter

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You are going to be fine Braves bro. You guys got this in the bag since only the Lillies can blow a lead against the Cubs

>Always have RISP
>but it's always with 2 outs
>can't handle this no name shit pitching from braves

Cubs are a fucking joke

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Oh, we can't have nice things.

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SWING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DON'T WATCH THEM GO RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE

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well ill be damned

cubes zoomers in the audience don't know wahts happening

GOT EEM!

Happy now?

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Reminder Cubs are fucking faggots who deserve to lose for putting Happ in AAA.

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>flinching at a two seamer

WHY WOULD YOU TWO JUICY PITCHES GO RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLATE AND THEN SWING AT THE WORST PITCH OF THE AB FUCKING FAGGOT

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>up by 2
>9th inning
>first out
>challenge
come on man

hes safe

Uh oh Cubbies. Yall about to lose this game, and I'm gonna give you a meme you all can enjoy!

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best defensive CF in the league. prove me otherwise

Enjoy your lifetime ban racist.

wow what a piss-poor effort those at-bats were

Seethe Cubbie Seethe!

Guess the three who are taking steroids.

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Schwarbie!

I'm enjoy the friendly confine, without any racists shitting it up though.

tbqh you have to hold it upright to get the WP

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They just wanted to end the game quicker since they are very confidently certain they will win the game and will since I'm from 8 mins into the future.

>Minter closing

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schwarbie tried his best

Seethe and cope, Seethe and cope as you rage more Cubbie!

Bullshit , that was gone !

Even God himself is against the Cubs if that couldn't carry for a home run.

the Quintana trade. we gave away two prospects - one with a very high ceiling, the other a (relatively) rare pitcher - for a middle-of-the-rotation piece whose biggest plus was multi years of affordable team control

depsite Yu's WS disaster, it was still reasonable to think he could be a high-level pitcher, a solid #2 behind Lester. his contract was to be expected given his resume, and >we needed to add a good starter

Just get on base, Albert

Stay mad you're banned racist.

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Epstein is a fucking faggot and just wanted to make the playoffs again after a WS or else he felt he would be embarrassed. Not making playoffs that year would have been fine.

No other fucking team was close to giving Darvish than many years or that much money.

I didn't get banned, I actually got a promotion to suite for showing it so boldly. Cope ya dingus

And the only alternative at the time was give into Arrieta's demand for a $200 million contract. And that would have royally fucked up the Cubs budget and it's not like Arrieta has been pitching to 2015 form

The barves are only winning this game because they steal signs and cheat with juiced balls

>Be Cusb
>Cant get a run off a over 7 era relief pitcher

>Minter's era just went down by 2

GOT EEM! THANK YOU BASED MINTER!

BRAVES WIN
BRAVES WIN
BRAVES WIN

gg cusb

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Seethe more Cubbie, or should I say Philthie wearing a Cubbie skins!

phillies win!!!!!11

GG cubsfans that aren't that one needy faggot

>The racist is lying on the internet.
LOL

gg barves see ya tomorrow ;_;

It was a Darvish start so at least they did score 3 runs given the usual offense production.

Also the bullpen held solid.
Maybe if the rain came earlier Darvish could have reset earlier along with that offensive burst.

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Whatever helps you sleep at night. I'm gonna go eat some of this sweet Suite buffet they got going up here while you watch your games at home like a poor person should!

>starting pitcher is from triple a with an era over 8
well enjoy that free win cubs

Based

>Implying the Cubs wont blow it from that bullpen of theres
Not so fast. You take that win and enjoy it!

>only 4.1 innings in the bigs as relief work before the bullpen got overhauled

he'll be fine

no no, i insist.