/nba/ General - White girls are for _____ edition

POR: Haynes: POR, LA, BOS interested in Kanter
NO: Cheick Out: Diallo becomes unrestricted FA
TOR: Marc Gasol exercises $25.6M player option
PHO: Report: Suns extend qualifying offer to Oubre
MEM: Report: Memphis extends QO to Delon Wright
MIN: Report: MIN extends qualifying offer to Jones
GS: Report: Kevin Durant declines player option
DAL: Report: Dallas to offer Porzingis max deal
MLW: Giannis Antetokounmpo named 2019 MVP
UTA: Gobert wins 2019 Defensive Player of the Year

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My Lakies need to stay the fuck away from DLO. We need a real nigga like Jimmy Butler.

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I just ate Chik Fil A

Kemba
Doncic
Randle
Porzingis
Horford

me

LOL

Kyrie literally masking his voice on Boston Radio shows trying to defend himself
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You literally can't make this shit up

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top kek

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he in japan atm though aint he? caller i.d. would nail him

Lmao, gottem'

would be funny if KD copied Lebron and found his way back in OKC

Based, what did you order?

i would love for some of the superstars to call up on these talk radio shows and put these scrubs on blast. you can't win with cats who don't appreciate greatness

Is he elite or just a system babby

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I'd like him on my team.

He's a hell of a lot better than the worst slav big man Vucevic.

he's /ourguy/, doing it for us fatties

You know how you put people in their place?

By winning.

My favorite logo

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Not sure Denver has a defined system for him to be a system babby

>The NBA is seeking feedback from teams about alternatives to the current NBA season structure for 2021-22. Proposals included the much-discussed play-in and mid-season tournaments -- but also a reduction in the number of regular-season games.

What’s the logic of having these tournaments but reducing main season games?!? The priority SHOULD be to do everything we can for players to remain healthy and cut out meaningless games to reduce the risk of injuries but the REALITY is that the NBA and ownership want more games, more opportunities to push merchandise and having year long exposure. Finding that balance is impossible.

DAMN feels good to be champs

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the NBA should just chill with the fining for load management

I think the real issue is the team doctors, ownership, and teammates giving players bad advice.

mid season tournament is lame. if they want to do a stern cup so bad just do it in the summer and replace the summer league. have the teams rookies and prospect play in the tournament. reduced regular season and wild card is good

he is the system

Real talk can you imagine being a Hornets fan and seeing your only star player(Kemba) in decades leave after witnessing shitty season after season? They have fucking Muggsy Bogues as their best player of all time, have 0 finals appearances, and the worst season in NBA history.

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it's not their fault jordan has no idea how to evaluate players

What a rodent.

This honestly just sounds like change for changes sake. There's nothing particularly wrong with the current regular season structure outside of maybe the back to backs, but even then, it's not as big of an issue as an issue as the NBA makes it out to be, just start the season like, a week and a half earlier, and shorten the season to 78 games.

>done defending lebron
seems like he is done defending in general

i miss peak lebron hate back in 2011 man. then he embraced the villain role and went on the best 5 year run i've seen since MJ

what other professional sport has the championship team playing a minimum of 98 games a season?

and people wonder why career ending/changing injuries occur so often

Who won the Pelicans-Lakers trade

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Taking a dozen or so games off the regular season sounds like a great idea, but what happens to stats? does the fact players may play an extra year or two in their career due to shorter seasons make up for it?

the Chad Pelicans bitchslapped the Virgin Lakers

the nhl season is the same length as the nba

nhl players however are not 7 feet tall and jumping constantly

They also play like 30-60 seconds and go back on the bench.

Everyone knows the regular season is meaningless and the good teams coast. It's not the NFL where each game is important, and it's not baseball where only a few teams get in. Something to break up the monotony of the regular season and get teams to care in the middle of the season would be a plus.

Which team will offer KD more than $31.5 million for next season?

>lelkers

I don’t feel comfortable answering this. On the one hand, Lakers want to win now with Lebron and can only be hurt by their 2025 pick if things go badly. Lakers got what they wanted and could afford the losses. This isn’t the Brooklyn situation.

Meanwhile I don’t trust the pelicans creating some dynasty even if David Griffin is a competent GM. i don’t expect them to be trash or anything but it’s hard to see them competent when your team leader is Fucking holiday. It’s not lebron first days on the Cavs but still.

I think it all evens out, I felt like this exact way when Kyrie got moved to Boston, sure it looks like a really great Boston move but now in hindsight, not exactly a championship wining chess move.

>Regular season is meaningless
>But wants to add more meaningless crap to something already meaningless

Lakers still won't beat the Warriors even with AD and LeNeedsMoreHelp

JR Smith is the missing key to a Lakers Championship

I think if the players voted then Harden would have won MVP. His scoring numbers were absolutely outrageous and he made everyone who guards him look stupid. Giannis played on a good team and was the best player on said team, but he's not a hooper like Harden is.

Agreed. Even Gobert was somewhat better than Giannis

also Harden is a guard. He's not retard strong or as athletically gifted as Giannis and still put up 30+ points a game with multiple games scoring over 40 points.

Lakers lost the trade.
>LelBron will get injured again after chasing the 82 games played and all-time points scored stats
Then you'll have AD playing by himself with an even worse supporting cast he had in New Orleans.
>couldn't make the playoffs with Randle, Jah, and Holiday
I don't know why people respect that Kevin Love stat-padding tier faggot.

>Lakers lost the trade
Idk they traded a bunch of guys who we can question whether or not they can make an all star game once in their careers for the 24 year old MVP and DPOY candidate for 6 years

name?

Nobody did, they're still both perennial lottery teams.

Giannis is a sports writers dream. Le humble black european who is a PHYSICAL FREAK analytics friendly player.

Obviously you make it meaningful somehow. Home court throughout the playoffs or a first round bye or a big pile of money. Those things aren't worth playing hard for 82 games, but a 4 game stretch in the middle of the season would probably be worth it. College preseason tournaments are actually meaningless and they're still better than other regular season games. And you'd obviously reduce the number of regular season games if you add a tournament.

If this stupidity with Reg/playoffs award wasn’t a thing, no body would’ve called Giannis or Harden MVP’s

>Giving teams byes and home court advantage because of a 4 game stretch in Jan

>friendly player
youtube.com/watch?v=GWajqr55HFg

Thats why the awards should still be presented before the playoffs start like they used to instead of making a stupid ass show for it after the season to milk revenue and keep the NBA relevant.

Harden is the best player in the game

>banking on an injury
Ahahahahahahahahhaa

Remember when NBA players had actual offseason vacations instead of just switching to a different form of workout sessions

>that score
Lol
Wonder what Dunleavy did to piss him off

Warriors are unironically shit now.

Lakers? more like Fakers.

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We should have a 29 game season, every team plays every other team once, and change the playoff format to 3-5-7-7. We could legit run the entire NBA season from the end of September to Christmas. The All-Star stuff would take place sometime mid January.

There, I fixed the NBA.

coward answer right here
you're the perennial lottery team of people 2bh

I still believe every NA sport should adopt relegation. It would’ve been a better solution to tanking

dunleavy was being physical which black players dont like when coming from a cornbread

Soon

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I don't care about tanking

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Wut u mean u cutting money from our paychecks? Sheeit.

Oof

how can you not care about 1/4 of the league deliberately losing and making the games they're involved in unwatchable

46 wins. first round exit.

The players aren't deliberately losing. It's the front office castrating talent from the coaches. Hell, the Lakers actually tried for a playoff spot, missed the playoffs, and then were rewarded with the 4th overall pick.

We live in a society

Why would I care? They wouldn't win anyway. If I'm cheering for the team that's winning I prefer to blow them out, if I'm cheering for the team losing I'd prefer to lose and get a brighter future, and if I don't cheer for either I'm not watching the game

Asterisk title.

>Ball like niggas
>White skin like crackas
Serbians are the real master race.

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Freaking mj could have hired a rwal gm but instead hired his dorm buddy

> American sport view in a nutshell.

>best Power forward in the league getting bullied by a rotation player
just lmao....

>AD is elite

lulz

if you don't like it go back to watching your one (1) sport

No one in the west is stopping that trio

He is coming home

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>no Cucks, 70lossesinaseason6ers, and SJWarriors fans in this general
>ctrl + f 'Kawhi' = 0
>ctrl + f 'Raptors' = 0
Y'all niggas really trying to avoid your cause of PTSD.

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This is getting sad

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Canada I love the raptors, I love them so much, but you're a huge fag and no one should listen to you when you post like that.

Fix the nba? it's already fixed.
But if you really want to fix the NBA get rid of about 1/2 the teams.

desperate burgers getting desperate

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>all these leafs
I bet you didn't start caring about basketball until about 4 months ago.

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In the end nobody except for people who aren't fans of either team.

Pelicants will find a way to fuck it all up and the Lakers basically got robbed at gunpoint.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO

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So you're telling me the Lakers have the best player in the world and another top 7 or so player? Hmm

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Damn does anyone want to be in Boston?

What is this billboard even suppose to mean

Faggot nobody in Boston wants Rozier.

i read it as "in case you forgot, toronto is in the shithole of canada. do you really want to stay there kawhi?"

which really is something coming from LA

wheres asterik title user

The Celtics aren't going to offer Rozier time or money and he wants both.

Will Boston sign the Little Guy

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Lol. LA is definitely more desirable than Canada. Especially during the Winter. Especially when your family lives in LA. Especially when LA is your home. Especially when you're rich. Especially when you don't have to take hundreds of flights through border customs. Especially when you already won a championship in Canada and don't owe anything to the team that traded for you.

What about the "Scary Terry" marketing and hype?

>Mo Pete
>JUNK YARD DOG
>Linus Klieza doing thangs
>that one year that alopecia silky smooth Charlie Villeneuve was good
I bet you're 5'11" and girls laugh when you walk by.

Well thanks for proving you're an actual fan. You didn't have to say that about my height however

I actually really like him on my Celties, hope he comes around

Why doesn't he just go to Europe and ball out for a season instead of begging on Twitter for a team to pick him up

he delusional are celtic fags. nobody wants to go to boston. your costar is a 30 mil bench player who averages maybe 10 points and has lost at least 2 steps

That was before he shot 24% against the bucks and then went on TV and talked shit about the team

Ok Kyrie.

the warriors will

lakies will take him on the cheap

LA is a shit hole. It is a literal hole filled with literal shit. See my attached photographic evidence. More can be provided if necessary.

And why the fuck would he choose LAC. If LA was his home, and for some reason wanted to return to that god forsaken place, why LAC. It's actually like the Mets of LA. Nobody cares about the Clippers. The only people are the games are the ones who can't afford Lakers tickets.

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all the celtics had to do was trade jason tatum for kyrie

Honestly, I don't even feel bad about him anymore. Nobody would have cared if he decided not to play during the playoffs that season, it was his decision to play and he fucked his whole career up, just like Kevin Durant

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It's just bantz user, correlation isn't always causation.

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China is more his level now

form zion to nothing

>IT and Lebron together again
That would be fucking hilarious for non-Laker fans

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organized numbers

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If AD stays then the Lakies easily. They gave up literal shitters and useless picks for a top 5 player.

You could scrap every game before Christmas and no one would care except the owners. The urgency of the strike shortened season was very nice. So you could keep the ~65 games or so and spread it to early December.

you must be new. raptors shitpost like this every year and have for the last 5.

RJ Barrett going to average 30 FGA per game lmao

The players would most definitely care because if you cut the season to ~65 or so games then the league will be making less money. Less televised games and no selling tickets. Therefore the players would take quite a big paycut.

RJ Carrot gonna bust in typical knicks fasion.

RJ Barrett is a 35ppg type of a guy

Who’s summer went up in flames faster, Celtics or Knicks?

Danny Ainge literally murdered his team for so hard that not only does he need to be fired, but God is going to exact vengeance upon him. The Knicks just have little man syndrome.

Knicks went from KD, Zion, and Kyrie to Barrett

>name?
Mallory Edens

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Nah man, they were just dreaming big. Jay Z literally owns the nets, why you going to the Knicks? It is a pity missing out on Zion.

But the Celtics asked Baynes to take a team discount below market value then traded him, after killing IT. They're never getting another free agent.

how can you lose what you never had?

when does John Wall's supermax start

>They're never getting another free agent.
Lol

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I'm not scared of you mother fuckers

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>Random hypothetical list of teams from a guy playing in Charlotte
Real credible there champ.

god i NEED a white woman

Rapties will give him a chance...on the 905.

you'll never get one favela boy

how can one team have so little shooting?

they have ian clark and will sign seth curry

Who's the center and who's shooting the ball lmao

jah

I stopped feeling bad for the nigga when it came out he was trying to bully KLove. Nah nigga that aint cool.

she's still fucking hot. back off /nba/, she's mine.

why don't they just make the rosters deeper? 20 man roster?

Literally the next Shaw

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KEMBA ALLEY UP TO TACKGOD BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!
AD HOLDING ONTO HiS KNEEEEE HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEEEEE AND DOWN

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put you and me side by side and she would pick me over you every time

I envision the starting line something like Jrue, clark, Brandon Ingram, Zion, Jahil. Pretty small bigs but Julius randle will be subbin probably. Josh hart, Lonzo off the bench. It's decent okay shootin.

until she sees your bank account

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marc gasol needs to exercise sobriety

Welcome to Houston Jimmy

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I would become a bucks fan for her. And the bucks are bad.

>Lonzo off the bench.
But isn't Lonzo a generational player? why would he come off the bench?

Harden is my favorite player because he pisses off the casuals

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Where is everyone? Our roster should be stacked right about now.

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It's not free agency period yet bron fuck off

Simps in their natural habitat.

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The only way lonzo starts is if jrue goes Shooting guard. Which is a possibility but they lose shooting with him on the floor cause he fucking sucks

typical inceltic fan, doesn't know a real women when shown one.

based

Harden's really about to drop 40ppg, win the MVP, and carry the Rockets to a 'chip whiledropping 45ppg and winning FMVP....

Jrue Holiday has been playing shooting guard as his primary for years

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James Harden is the best player in the NBA

i agree unironically

Uh, where my ring at?

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he's definitely a baller
a shot caller if you will

As a Bulls/Dolphins/Blue Jays/Ducks fan my life freaking sucks bros :(

But he wishes he was a little bit taller.

I waited my life for this
They don't know what I would risk
Bitch, I paid the price for this
I would give my life for this

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>Bulls
This team is still a thing?

I also agree with j'almst

So who will be the idiot that gives boogie the max?

Boston

Now that it's confirmed he is coming back to the raptors, are my rapties the favorite to win the championship again next season?

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YEAH.. IM THINKING THEY'RE BACK

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Boogie should be blacklisted from the nba fuck that bum ass hoe

Did you guys see Iguadola shit on GS on charlamange's radio show?

Marc Jackson whiteballed from the NBA.

If it isn't for the fact that Mills/Perry run the Knicks FO I would've picked them, but given how he's being seen as injury prone and inconsistent he'll most likely get yet another 1 year "prove it" contract from some bad team to put up empty stats

The NBA is a jewish league that hates Christians.

link it, just saw some nba ''''analysts'''' speak on it

What is the final solution to the vince carter question?

undisputed? lmao, tha'ts where I saw it, based broussard.. It's one fucking hour but fuck it, give me ammo to shit on golden state.

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can't stand that guys lisp

we're talking about the injury thing or the gay thing?

funny how all the GOATS end up in a lakie jersey

Asterisk title.

>Jimmy Bulter
>rockets
how's that gonna work since Har*en iso is how the offense runs?

iso joe

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Jimmy Butler isn't very good and doesn't really want to score. Seems like a good combo.

hot take - they are trading harden

I was talking about the injury thing. They were saying on undisputed that why would he even say that if he still has to go back and play for another year or something like that, and him getting pressured to play.

>goes to air canada
>it all dark
>no one in sight
>cousin goes to the court
>"ayo where muh ring nigga fo real i duck a 25 million contract fo dis shit

i miss bernie mac bros

yeah thats what i saw from the '''''analysts''''''. pretty stupid on iggy's part but not surprised considering all the mind games gsw tried to play with the media and KD's injury

BI can shoot (not consistently so far though). every once in a while josh hart is a knockdown 3-pt shooter but that's a mystical rareness

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The fucking state of the Clippers

White girls were made for black men

It feels like "Lakers trying to sell LaMarcus Aldridge life in Los Angeles instead of basketball" but worse, in serious note does Ballmer and the Clippers FO seriously think they can just undo the narrative of three plus decades of failure, underachievement, and irrelevancy by throwing enough money?

>aldridge
why that doesn't improve your team much. aldridge is a throw back to the old way. post up and mid range

balmer gets "it:m frank lawrence and jerry west are real b asketball guys who are respected

every since basketball insider is say9ing the clippers are contenders for almost every big name out there...

worked for the warriors

Clippers also did Blake dirty

blake has stated multplie times that he'll always be a clipper...

shut the hell up idiot

>kemba
>smart
>tatum
>hayward
>capela

/nba/ on suicide watch

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Based

That’s a horrible team

this post hurt my feelings...

My clippies finna cop 'whi and Horford

>3 all stars, 2 first team all defense
are you retarded?

>running Hayward at the 4
that dude will be on suicide watch

theyre memers though

lol based. I hate you but love your posts at the same time.

Where melo at?

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>LeKing
>Brow
>Kuz
>Melo
who takes the last spot?

brandon ingram will average 23ppg

yeah i mean if nhl players had to play 40 minutes a night theyd be totally fucked by christmas as it is edmonton is already fucking mcdavids longevity and career by playing him 24+ minutes a game because the rest of the team is total shit

RBE SOB THAT'S THE GANG BITCH

warriors will sign luke konet

doesn[t he have sickle cell anemia or something???

In the Italian league

>Knicks Considering Major One-Year Offer To DeMarcus Cousins As Plan B

Hayward is incapable of playing at an NBA level ever since he left Utah

how is a one year offer major? like a large amount?

>The Knicks have long been planning to pursue the likes of Durant, Kyrie Irving and Kawhi Leonard in free agency but are widely expected to turn to short-term offers if they miss out on their primary targets

Hey Clippers. You know Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is from Toronto, right?

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He played serviceable at times during the playoffs, so I'm expecting him to return to form this season.

Obviously a 25-30 mil one year

see you in the finals

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Rob Pelinka looks like a molester.

Imagine going to a trash bin franchise like the Knicks when the Nets are a thing lmao

oh shit

surely knicks arent that stupid?

>surely knicks arent that stupid?

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Lol that team would never win shit

Yeah I knew that

I feel like Woj is gonna quit one day because his job is so stressful

What is the best sport and why is it football?

Isaiah Thomas has one of the saddest stories in sports.

He had an hour of fame and then it was bizarrely taken away

What is the best sub and why is it firehouse subs?

Even without the injuries IT4 would've probably been exposed if he played elsewhere unless a good system is in place to cover his weakness in defense like Brad did

it's a pubsub

Jersey Mike's

He'll probably get some cushy job with the Clips once he's done being a paid shill

>tfw assigned a big presentation at work over a month ago and still haven't started it

it's like college all over again....

it's not stressful at all all he has to do is read text messages and dms and then tweet about them.... looks at shams some fucking kid from nowhere got to woj's level in like 3 years...

subway and it's not even close...

>subway

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>subway and it's not even close...

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because WOJ mentored Shams at yahoo. and you're retarded if you think you don't have to maintain constant connections with your sources

my phone battery is more addicted than crack users

Why does Clipshit have the worst fucking taste? Subway? Really? Jesus Christ

gotta agree with clips on this one

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Mr. Sub is the best chain for subs, easily

>Dame and Marvin Bagley released diss songs to each other
Both songs were so fucking ass, but who won?

No one. Childish shit that pigeon holes their brand

Highly doubt you've been to firehouse

jimmy johns

my lakies bout to sign dlo, melo, drose, reddick, lopez, korver, and it. shit gonna be lit.

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>subway
>edible food

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Bitch I said Jersey Mike's

who's this cum slurper

bro she doesnt eat at subway, she aint interested in you

go to your nearest subway and order a cold cut combo on italian herbs and cheese and tell me that isn't the best sub you ever had....

larry likes subway not me

>eating subway when quiznos exists

>go to your nearest subway and order a cold cut combo on italian herbs and cheese and tell me that isn't the best sub you ever had....

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if Jimmy Butler goes to the Rockets they're officially a lock to win the chip next season

I WANT TO FUCK DORIS BURKE AAAAAAAAAA

what do you like?

i'm more of a rachel nichols guy myself

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Drake it might be quite messy down there bro why would you wish that to yourself

If a bitch over 40 I don't hit it

lol no one even knows what your stupid image means anymore lol

in the end i now have my victory over u bullies....

matched with her 2 mins ago bros. should i go for it?

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mcdonalds

>in the end i now have my victory over u bullies....

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very feminine penis on that women! you'd be a fool to pass her up

Bruh.......

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honestly how fucking sad is it that you saved this picture from 3 years ago....

ok now youre larry tier

>subway
>mcdonalds
>trannies

Wtf is going on in this thread?

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Subway has the toppest tiers of mayonnaise other than that, that shit is garbage

This is the worst thread of the year.

>tranny
lol ur neaderthanl is showing it's 2016 bruh educate yourself

lgbtqia.ucdavis.edu/educated/words


underrated part of subway are the cookies they had some strawberry lemonade cookies that were amazing, I had like 4 for lunch the other day

>I had like 4 for lunch the other day

this the same slag whos daddy owns bucks and desperately tries to get as much nba me me me time as possible. imagine how many players have passed her around haha

update: she's not a tranny

>it's 2016 bruh educate yourself

>I had like 4 for lunch the other day

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bro we dont need any updates about your tranny adventures

chu talkin about nigga

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1. French Toast Crunch
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Fruity pebbles

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I thought this was /nba/ not /incel/....

are you 12?

I like Fruit Loops, no homo

1. Cinnamon toast crunch

No other cereals are worth rating and are all tied for last place.

bought dark souls III on sale, and I got all the way to farron keep. I just put out the first fire. any tips? the goat demons or whatever they are are kicking my ass

call a friend

1 Bluberry chex
2 Kashi go lean crunch (chocolate)
3 oatmeal (because ceral is for kids)

Kill yourself you fat faggot

Cheerios>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>honey nut>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Honey Bunches of Oats>>>>>>>>all that shit you posted

Shoulda bought Nioh

you still eating french toast crunch......

Nioh is harder

COLD NACHOS SHAQ

WITH THE PICKLES INSTEAD OF JALAPENOS

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>Cheerios
Somebody get there grandfather off the family computer

In all fairness, she along with all the Milwaukee did have Drake in their heads after Game 4 in the ECF and it was a sight to behold

>Imagine letting some hip-hop artist get into your minds because TNT was stupid enough to keep their cameras on Drake

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If you eating sugary garbage and not whole grain with natural sweeteners like honey you a lame

What a narcissist.

it was pretty ironic since the Canadian broadcast barely had any drake at all

Drake is the biggest leaf ever, she was shook

btw she looks like she smells like yogurt

TNT and American sports media in general is very cancerous and uses celebrities to boost attention

Harden Habits lead to greatness

>

this, i love how he makes this general seethe so much

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During the regular season

Harden Habits > Mamba Mentality

Any two players then release Melo.

Is big Sean anyone’s favorite rapper

>greatness
>can't win a title
>gets cucked by Golden State every year
Where is this "great Ness?"

Dude why do ants keep getting on and in my car?

Who?

Ariana Grande's because he dicks her down while she cries about Mac Miller.

Who's this white girl? She cute.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cAwyGmQEE0U

Don't forget he's under Mike "Never gets out of conference finals" Dan Tony, so it's a match made in heaven (or Hell depending on who you ask)

youtube.com/watch?v=RBF5VU5-oqI

did you spill honey? I was eating a whopper on my trunk one day and I spilled honey all over myself and the trunk, ended up with ants everywhere

Nigga where did honey come from a whopper?
And who the fuck eats on the trunk of their car?

>eating a whopper
>spills honey

lol who the fuck eats on the trunk of the car nigga

>was eating a whopper on my trunk one day and I spilled honey all over myself and the trunk

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I go to kfc to get the honey packets, carry those with me everywhere, it's an underratec comdiment goes good on everything....

as for eating on the trunk, i didn't want to spill food inside my car, unlike you all i drive a nice car, not trying to ruin in interoeir....

Why does this girl version of Sonic make my peepee tingle?

i hate this nigga and his tom foolery

yo did this nigga 24/7 off himself or what

i dont think this is kyrie

It was already confirmed it wasn't. The dude called back and said it was an impression.

post some asmr kinos

youtube.com/watch?v=U-_XJkIqWPs

i got u bruh

youtube.com/watch?v=gv6yA3HkZHw

youtube.com/watch?v=wiy9RHtuRag

do we like Juice WRLD

we don't want no enes kanter unless he's real cheap, nigga can't play defense

plus he's a traitor to his country... can't believe he's still in the nba it's like allowing benedicts arnold play in the nba...

Asterisk title.

Space Jam 2 when

man the more i think about it the more i become convinced that atlanta will just be a farm team for big markets. last year they help the nets get rid of lins contract for nothing, then they just released ilyasova and bellini and got nothing in return, then they help okc by taking melos contract AND giving them a 20 ppg scorer for nothing, then this year they just take on evan turners and allen crabbes cancerous contracts and get nothing in return again. like why would you literally bend over backwards to help other teams?

hawks don't really have a chance to get that good through fa so they might just tank
they're not a big draw

I refuse to believe you are this stupid of a person. Like you must be a troll of the highest calibre, because no one, NO ONE posts as moronically as you do as consistently as you do.

ok but why does that mean you HAVE to help other teams with their shitty contracts? why does it mean you have to waive useful veterans so that other teams can make playoff runs?

I do

so kantor isn't a traitor?

don't take it from me look at what based turkeyglue said about him: eurohoops.net/en/featured/345075/hedo-turkoglu-kanter-traitor/

Clips is a Turkroach isn’t he?

i'm 1/2 mexican 1/2 chinese.... and proud of it too

do you speak any other languages

penis cancer

they got rid of bazemore's contract though

4006318621434589

this nigga Playboi Carti has a weird ass voice

could I wear a durag if I'm not black?

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exactly only nigs are allowed to use elbows, if anyone else does it you get punched in the back of the head

no it's call cultral approximation, it's like eating chinese food if you're not chinese or wearing black face

>tfw even 7 footers can get mogged

Bros this steam event is fucking trash as fuck

Yes. Post it here.

you have to be an arab or pajeet that owns a bodega in a black neighborhood, otherwise no

yes

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>it's like using electricity and plumbing when you aren't white
the least they could do is let wiggers wear doodierags

I suppose

>yfw DeAngelo to the Pelicans

That dude is getting linked to every team

How good is Trey Burke? All i know about is him is he torched the celtics and got really hot in Boston that one game

>hehe look at this fish
instagram.com/p/Bwxp74EhcYG

That thing killed the crocodile hunter

he's ass

She’s in love with a rager

She’s a rockstar everybody say don’t pay her

Night losers

anyone seen melo?

dobranoc kolego

he was a black bull
she was a white girl

can I make it any more obvious?

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melo would be a nice 6 man, he got scapegoated for Houston garbage start last year. Him on lakers for the minimum would be fun

Because you are involuntarily attracted to anthropomorphic furry characters, basically everyone is deep down

Should Sac go for a Capela trade w/ Houston? Seems like a somewhat good idea and gives us a versatile center for a fast offense

Time for a comfy rapties general theme/video.
Join me friends and get comfy.
youtube.com/watch?v=gWGuqVUetWc

Just happened to me, bros.

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Jimmer will smoke the league next year. Watch out for my boy on the Warriors getting deep looks

Which current basketball players has the best looking signature line?

I'm really liking Paul George's line but Kevin Durants KD 10s were really cool. really bummed out I never picked up a pair and they seemed to go for pretty cheap back then.

why hasn't a signature line been as big as Jordans shoes?

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look at that retarded ankle support. no wonder he tore his achilles

the PG/playstation thing is so corny yet somehow looks great.
the kyrie lobsters on robbins egg blue was pretty cool too.

are high tops really an essential in basketball?

I remembered jobs later sneakers being low tops too

Jimmer freaking Fredette
Don't sleep on him
Don't sleep on my Utah Jazz either

depends if you like them or not. they are usually heavier and i can barely touch room so a lighter shoe does nothing for me. i also play outdoors on the hard court so i'll take whatever support i can get

*rim

no don't fall for high top meme. use whatever comfortable is for you.

Is that real?

hope all j'almst have a nice day tomorrow

Gathered five boat loads of styrofoam from a lake outside of my tiny aukstaitija village I grew up in. Never felt better about cleaning up all this trash. Lol I did this one month ago when everything finally thawed out (life in eastern europe)

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He's the real deal and he's stuck on a shit team with a shit coach. If he were on the Spuds and coahed by Popovich he'd become one of the GOATs like Tim Duncan

nice

Wow, that's decent

What did you do with the styrofoam tho...

Glad my lakies traded the shitters so I don't have to act like they were good anymore.

nice

What do you think of the Polish?

Hello redit
Who? As in nail polish

Ostavi me na mir

horford is being offered max deals already apparently. no way this happens

he's elite in that he is the system. High BBIQ player

BASED

>this is literally exactly what I've been ordering for the past 10 years

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Lakers kept Kuzma, their best win-now player,. (Though the others have higher ceilings and Lonzo is solid if there are shooters around him). If AD stays, then both teams win -- Pelicans just got a shot in the arm re: rebuilding and the Lakers got a top tier player without giving any away.

why would the Lakers ever do that? they're looking to win a ring this year while the warriors are dead

What even is the gameplan Houston goes into a game with?

I swear everything just looks like a mess both defensively and offensively. It’s like no one draws up plays to run and they just pass the ball a lot and if they don’t get a dumb 3 up it’s back to harden literally dribbling for 12 secs and chucking a shot up.

Bitch it's Tina Snow
They love me cause I'm cold

I really want to see Tacko ball the fuck out, and I hate the Celtics

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>we’re getting EVERYBODY BAYBEE. FUCK DA LAKERS AND FUCK LEBRON
>*immediately after Draft Night*
>..... Marcus Morris seems nice.

Family I’m watching these highlights and I just don’t see how anyone can say kawhi deserved that mvp over Lowry or even vanvleet. Lowry literally was making it look like the warriors didn’t know the game of basketball.

There is a play where Lowry literally just beats draymond off the dribble, goes for the drive, stops on the dime and turns around instantly on the fake drive to the basket and then just passes the ball to ibaka for a wide open layup

Mike Conley is going to be the NBA's 2020 MVP

Pelicans did not acquire one all-star from the Davis trade. They only look like they did something because of Zion going to them. If they didn't have Zion in their back pocket that Lakers trade looks a lot worse.

D'lo
Korver
Lebron
AD
Lopez or Cousins

Melo, Kuzma, and Rondo off the bench. assuming no major injuries, this team would win a ring

I think everybody here is underestimating the absolute dominance of a LeBron and Davis pick and roll. Davis is way more versatile than Bosh and Love. He's more athletic than them and he is bigger than them. I think you could fill the rest of the roster with Matthew Delladova types and the Lakers still have a good shot at the finals.

He's gonna be ballin the fuck out when he's playing in China next season.

>Lakers young core plus LeBron is trash
>Lakers young core plus Zion is great
Really makes you think

>kobr most missed shots
>Lelbron 362 turnovers away from being all time TO leader
Lmao I think LeBron will get it.

how in the hell do you end up supporting those random assemblage of teams?

It's because we live in a world of fan fiction and blogging. It's much more fun to blog about Zion becoming the MVP than LeBron right now. Ingram looks handicapped playing next to LeBron but he's going to turn into a valuable championship piece for Zion because of the fan fiction. There's nothing worse for an organization than potential. Just look at the Celtics.

based reddit poster

Jayson Tatum is the most overrated, overhyped player this century. The guy dunked on LeBron one time in the playoffs and became a superstar overnight. All I see from this guy is a Rashard Lewis type career. I might make the all-stars once or twice, but lets not forget that some people thought he was going to be the savior of the NBA one year ago.

One session with kobe permanently derailed his career because he's dumb as bricks

If Durant signs a max deal for 5 years and then comes back at barely or even below 60% of what he was, will everyone hate him forever?

It had nothing to do with Kobe. Kobe was an elite athlete with elite burst and post skills. Tatum is a very good athlete with a good first step and decent post skills. Kobe's natural physical abilities alllowed him to play a selfish low efficiency type of game. He was so gifted offensively that he didn't need to learn how to be a team player. Tatum never had a shot at being Kobe. If Tatum was smart he would have worked on his defensive game and passing skills because both of those looked like shit at the end of the season. Unfortunately, Tatum fell in love with the superstar myth and became something he was not. Kobe only fed into his ego. Tatum's ego is what ultimately fucked him up last year.

This the kind of mental retardation that will make Kyrie the GOAT knick.

He'll be out of the running for top 15 All-Time which is a shame because I thought he had a real shot at passing the likes of Kobe and Hakeem if he stayed with the Thunder and forced a trade of Westbrook for depth. It's obvious Sam Presti is a genius GM, but circumstances really fucked him over. If Durant and Presti worked together and told Westbrook to fuck off, Durant would be considered a top ten GOAT.

He's Melo 2.0

He's worse than Melo because the Rockets offense goes to a complete standstill when Harden is on the bench. Moreyball designed a team completely reliant on Harden's ballhogging and ref flogging. At least Melo did his thing on the wing and took over when needed. He actually fit really well with Chauncy Billups in 2009. It's a shame Melo went full diva and destroyed the Knicks franchise. He could have been a champion on the Nuggets. They were very close to beating the Lakers that year.

Nah, Melo was a cancer that fucked up that Denver team. JR was doing 90% of what Melo was doing without the ego. Melo is the most overrated player all-time. He was a me first scorer who played little defense. I don't even think he's hall of fame worthy though the NBA HOF is a joke.

The Thunder killed a dynasty over 4 million dollars.

NBA ALL-OVERRATED TEAM

C: Dwight Howard
PF: Larry Johnson
SF: Carmelo Anthony
SG: Vince Carter
PG: Deron Williams
Bench: Jason Williams, Raef Lafrentz, Isiah Rider, Ricky Davis

This is the kind of team that would lose in the WCF and completely implode the next year. Disgusting group of players.

It wasn't over 4 million. It's not feasible to have Harden and Westbrook on the same team. They're too similar. It's a duplication of talent. The Thunder ruined their dynasty by choosing Harden over Westbrook.

C: Dwight Howard
PF: Larry Johnson
SF: Carmelo Anthony
SG: James Harden
PG: Russell Westbrook

FTFY

>Jason Williams
Don't be doing white chocolate like that. His handles and passing were on another level even if he couldn't do literally anything else.

youtu.be/aWa5lVDAvys

Those are travels. He would have been great on the Harlem Globetrotters.

Now they're just faster about travels, doesn't mean he wasn't entertaining as all fuck.

Wow. I cant believe you grabbed a selfie with the Lakers entire roster.

Who has the best Summer League team?

Cavaliers get my vote

reminder that they literally just could have kept harden but they decided to pay serge ibaka instead

Between every non Durrant thunder player, only Serge has a ring.

*

James harden isn't good.
He's an out of shape, refbabby, who disrespects the game everytime he steps on the court.

At least when Curry memechucks he actually runs around off ball and gets open, ya know, plays team basketball

go to bed cliff

Nah man we redemption arc anime characters; the scrappy underdog that succeeded due to the villian's hubris.

Thats a good way to put it.

>[Woj] The Boston Celtics have emerged as the frontrunner to sign Charlotte All-Star guard Kemba Walker once free agency opens Sunday at 6 PM ET, league sources tell ESPN.

WOJBOMB

celtshits are adding another midget to their collection

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Seems like a bad decision by both the Celtics and Kemba.

whats up with all these faggots defending shitty iso-players? melo, harden, james johnson, kyrie and the list goes on... those players are best when used as complementary pieces, not as the main-guy running the whole offense

I want a cute girl to suddenly appear into my life, love me unconditionally, and live together forever and be happy.....

Is this too much to ask for?

Damn does this general really just become stupid shitposts during off season?

MJ can't do anything right

Yup. Not only would you eventually hate it but your attitude makes it extra improbable.

Kemba is a baller literally the best point guard in the league

Yes. And this isn't even the tip of the iceberg. Last 3 years have been the most ungodly proxy spam and autism imaginable.

This is actually extremely tame in comparison.

ugliest looking team in the entire history of the franchise

This pretty much confirms Dallas will never ever attract a big free agent. They can’t even beat out a historically racist franchise whilst having 2 young players that are better than any single player on the disheveled shitheap that is the Celtics for the services of Kemba Walker.

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He wanted out of Cleveland because he hated playing with Lebron.

Why? he's Kyrie without the "I'm a basketball genius".

In Brad Stevens system, he'll excel.

The Mavs should just fully embrace their reputation as a Euro franchise at this point and give up on chasing after big American free agents. Begin plans to target Jokic or Giannis.

Max Kellerman keeps farting on first take, he just did it again

Eminem has done it his entire career.

>he's Kyrie without the "I'm a basketball genius".

If by “he’s Kyrie” you mean he’s an inferior version of Kyrie in literally every skill related to the game of basketball, but has a more tolerable personality, then yes, that is correct.

>They can’t even beat out a historically racist franchise

Boston was one of the only teams with a black player (Bill Russell) and made Bill Russell the first black team team captain, and later on first black player coach.

>It had nothing to do with Kobe.
> Kobe only fed into his ego. Tatum's ego is what ultimately fucked him
> Kobe only fed into his ego. Tatum's ego is what ultimately fucked him
Lol ok

This a certified banger

youtube.com/watch?v=Mf6oZPPYIXI

Kyrie has James harden syndrome. He can't function off ball, and plays defense only when he wants to.
I would say Kemba walker is a more efficient version of Kyrie, that can play a more consistent role, and therefore is actually better than Kyrie.

Also keep in mind, Kemba Walker has been playing with bums his whole career, he's basically what Kyrie would have been if LeBron never came back. Now he has a chance to get on a team with a winning culture he can really become the peak version of himself.

>Falling for ESPN’s transparent reddit pandering publicity stunt of having Kellerman fart on air a bunch

Cringe, this is a Skeeup and Shannon board.

test

You mean Lebron syndrome.
That nigga has never in his career played off ball. And also only plays defense on occasion.

Kembas game will not age well as he becomes less athletic especially because hes a relative midget. Meanwhile Philly stays dabbing on the Ltics. Who would you rather have. ben simmons, The Process, Jimmy Buckets, Tobias Harris, or Kemba, down syndrome Kobe, and Jaylen Brown. Lmao

Fundamentals are more important than Athleticism. Just look at the spurs

Fuck off chapofag

>He can't function off ball
false, Kyrie was completely capable of being a secondary ball handler see: Him and LeBron on the Cavs
>and plays defense only when he wants to.
And in spite of this, he’s STILL a better defender than Kemba
>I would say Kemba walker is a more efficient version of Kyrie
You are confusing “more efficient” with “inarguably objectively statistically less efficient”.
>that can play a more consistent role, and therefore is actually better than Kyrie.
Kemba does exactly one (1) thing better than Kyrie and that’s having a more coachable personality and some common sense. As far as skills on the court go though, and I can’t stress this enough, Kyrie is better than Kemba in every single regard of basketball.

do you even know what a system babby is? dude, he IS the fucking system.

>false, Kyrie was completely capable of being a secondary ball handler see: Him and LeBron on the Cavs
Every memory I have of that team was Kyrie having a negative +/- when LeBron was off the floor.

Kemba is pretty reliant on it because of his size. It will b hard for him to jack up shots over guys a foot taller than him. Isiah Thomas could have the greatest fundamentals ever, that can only get you so far. This is why lebron will still be a good player at 40. He will have declined a lot, but by then he will be mostly a shooting player. He'll still be huge and something of a threat down low, drive occasionally. Kemba probably wont be in the league at 40 regardless of how well he can shoot it.

Tim was great because he played a fundamental game and was also gigantic. if youre a small guy like kemba you have to have more to ur game than fundamentals to bridge the gap

LAUGH AT JORDAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A SHITTY FRANCHISE WITH A REPEAT DUI OFFENDER ON THE WHEEL

LAUGH AT JAMES BORREGO! DITCHED THE SPURS TO COACH A TANKING TEAM. TONY PARKER RETIRED ON HIS WATCH, THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN THE FIRST CLUE HARLOT HAS NO FUTURE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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No one:

Not a soul:

Kemba Walker: I’m gonna leave money on the table to play with Tatum, Brown, and Hayward

honestly, Kemba leaving is good for Charlotte. It’s better to be an absolute shit team that can collect high draft picks and properly rebuild than shelling out luxury tax money just to remain a perpetually mediocre non-contender.

>Normie memes on my Yea Forums
Fuck off

>Kemba is suddenly a bad player just because he is going to the celtics
Lol

OFFICIAL GREEN POWERRANKINGS

1. Danny
2. Draymond


51. JaMychal
1054. Gerald
1055. Jeff


9000001. Garlon

Based and Nazipilled

Never said Kemba is bad, however the issue for the Celtics continues to be that they STILL don’t have a true #1 option star.

Kemba would be nice as a #3, or maybe even a #2 option on a team, but the Celtics are yet again gonna be a team with a bunch of Robins but no Batman.

The real question here is who has the blacker first name - Draymond or JaMychal?

On this topic, who do you think has blackest name in the NBA currently?

Tacko Fall

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Asterisk title.

Sindarius Thornwell

>Two Batmans got dunked on by Robins.
lmao

Niggerest Niggerson

There r u happi reddit? R u giggling now? Next shittopic.

BASED

Jordan is not paying Kemba the max, dude is the biggest jew in the NBA

Wow, thats racist

Time for the Mavs to go all in on the “sign Randle and desparately hope and pray Carlisle can turn him in to a decent defender” option.