/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Anatomy Edition

>Countdown to Austrian GP:
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>/f1/-approved series calendar
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 187
V. Bottas 151
S. Vettel 111
M. Verstappen 100
C. Leclerc 87

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 338
Ferrari 198
Red Bull 137
McLaren 40
Renault 32

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
164 (166 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
89

>Hund status:
Ich nat understand fanz saying racing iz too predictable, ve enter every weekend zhinking ve are ze slovest car and ve end up beating all odds and winning, unterhundens winning is never vorhersagbar

>News:
Alfa big updates in Silverstone
Abiteboul: "We are as fast as McLel"
Boschung OUT, who knows who IN

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autosport.com/f1/news/68414/drivers-downplay-talk-of-a-strike
motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-drivers-to-pay-more-for-f1-super-license/2651825/
racefans.net/2019/06/27/will-f1-thrill-in-spielberg-five-austrian-gp-talking-points/
it.motorsport.com/f1/news/direttiva-tecnica-fia-quando-il-motore-e-in-rilascio-non-puo-soffiare-aria-dai-mini-scarichi/4482468/
racefans.net/2019/06/27/leclerc-expects-better-weekend-for-ferrari-in-austria/
twitter.com/F1FeederSeries1/status/1144196908191232000?s=19
youtu.be/JP_OD2M1exw
motorsport.com/super-formula/news/ticktum-red-bull-super-formula/4483104/
motorsport.com/super-formula/news/ticktum-something-wrong-car-sugo/4481943/?nrt=1101
motorsport.com/super-formula/news/ticktum-replace-gasly-immediate-effect/4483107/
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mega.nz/#F!AcwhTSKb!TfDdNkQ9n-EOHo2gKwOvZQ
twitter.com/Milly_Sunshine/status/1144246477532946432
youtube.com/watch?v=WMUSZEhTcrI
youtube.com/watch?v=JP_OD2M1exw
racefans.net/2019/06/27/hamilton-says-return-to-2018-tyres-would-make-races-worse-ahead-of-teams-meeting/
youtube.com/watch?v=vI0syf4UeoA
bellross.com/our-collections/vintage/br-v-chrono/br-v2-94/br-v2-94-black-steel-st
speedweek.com/formel1/news/145312/Marko-bestaetigt-Ticktum-nicht-mehr-Red-Bull-Junior.html
streamable.com/xth76
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

WEC is better

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Sweaty post-coitus Carrie

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NEEKERI

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Toyota signed Kalle
Hahahahaha Meeke btfo

>you now remember them

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WEC is kill until 2020/1
>Manufacturers pulling out of GTE
>LMP1 is kill
>LMP2 is irrelevant

Why did Bitchimata cheat on Jenson? Are all Asian women whores like that?

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>tfw you know one of them personally

Why do you bait me so?

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Is Juju really good or just a silly marketing thing from a F1 driver reject?

No one has any real idea until she does a proper race.

Although she must be up there in terms of experience in cars at her age and she has driven a wide range of things.

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death to carrie.

fug

As memorable as wehrlein desu

>Sophia digits

Got to take out the competition I guess.

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>3 minutes

Impressive

>she has driven a wide range of things.
Hmn, let's hope internet to be alive when she turns out 18.

Which one?

sutil digits ybh. he'll kill her lile he did bianchi.

Maybe Bianchi would have been a Ham sextoy.

Sophia is currently 99.

But I'm very much okay with Carrie being snuggled to death by Becks & Sophia

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holy shit how based

I work for Ferrari
Ask me anything

fuck f1

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>mfw Albon gonna reach +370kph on monza

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is Kymiring nearly finished or what?

They started laying asphalt on monday.

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>zero buildings finished
>not even started in fact

lads...

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morning, you fucking stupid cunts

morning cunt!

Further along than COTA was when Red Bull did their demo run there

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Mascara in the car? What a bimbo

is that gimi ring?

I like parallel parking :)

Absolutely based.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

>Kimi Raikkonen on Thursday said it would have been “fucking pointless” for all of the drivers to go along as there was representation from the GPDA, with the Finn sceptical of his input having any real influence on the future.

>"We’ve all seen what happens with the rules,” Raikkonen said. “The teams have to agree on them, and it’s unlikely all teams will agree on everything. I think it always starts from there because everybody has some things they want to gain on. It’s very hard to believe that will suddenly change and they agree on anything".

Gimi BTFO Hamilel's autism over the Paris rules meeting :D
crash.net/f1/feature/923792/1/hamilton-stands-become-f1-s-voice-reason

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>representation from the GPDA
>Just use pictures of the main characters for your posts.
I think that's the problem right there. As far as I know, Hamilton still isn't a member of the GPDA and just wants to be his own special snowflake. Him, as a single driver, with his own personal interests in mind, being invovled in the rulemaking process, will result in rules even worse than we have now, with (only) the teams being involved and having their own agendas.

What Raikönnen says, of course, is absolutely correct: The GDPA will keep ALL driver's interest in mind, and if Hamilton wants to be a shithead about them, he should shut up about wanting to influence anything.

>Just use pictures of the main characters for your posts.
That's what you get for not overwriting your clipboard properly and not proofreading ... Meant to be:
>Hamilel's autism over the Paris rules meeting

That reminds me of this
Here the teachers have been on strike. The offer from the government was a raise to all teachers and a bonus to union members. Non union teachers threw a fit that they didn't get the onus as well.

Workers who don't unionize are asking to get fucked. It's a good lesson to them to organize and stick together.

Lmao is it always the teachers? Is it because it's a women majority? They have great benefits and long holidays. And the pay isn't even that bad

Huh i wonder who's behind this post

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Are you lads excited for another brave unterhunden win in this 2nd straight weekend, where they go up against the much better cars and win despite all odds?

Of courshe!

I didn't even watch last weeks race to the end, the whole mercedes unterhund era has been pretty bad, but this season is by far the worst.

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Nah, it's Austria. Red Bull obviously are unbeatable there. Except maybe by Ferrari.

"Yes Franz, you heard me right. Alex will crash into the car No. 44 when he gets lapped, alright? We'll just say the PU blew up. Over"

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twf no kumho gf

>be austrian
>see this
Why are d*tch fans the worst?

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That didn't take long

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Is that your MP car?

>We've seen that we are just as quick if not quicker than McLaren when not held back, but obviously McLaren was so much faster in qualifying, and that's what matters the most in current F1.
t. Cyril
motorsport.com/f1/news/renault-fast-mclaren-abiteboul/4482666/

Fuck the GPDA. They're a bunch of spineless cowards.

Bullshit. They're probably the only instance in the sport who try to stand up for drivers and fans alike and are largely impartial. The only complaint I have is that they're not influential enough, but that's not their fault.
Hamilton, on the other hand, is the truly spineless coward who plays dirty political games like no one else.

You're right. GPDA is actually one of the reasons behind TILKE'D circuits and retarded racibg regulations.

Any examples? Or are you just pulling things from your arse? Because the GPDA openly opposed many of the recent racing regulations.

Fun fact: Most recently, they have spoken out against the ridiculous Vettel penalty and black-and-white interpretation of rules, whereas Hamilton, of course, defended it. (Hamilton, by the way, also thought that Ricciardo did nothing wrong last weekend. Figures.)

>Pato O'Word three letters code will be owo

They only time they ever had the balls to do anything was the strike in '82, which was purely based on their own financial self interest, not "for the interests of the sport or the fans".

Now they don't even have the balls to do that.
2008:
autosport.com/f1/news/68414/drivers-downplay-talk-of-a-strike
2012:
motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-drivers-to-pay-more-for-f1-super-license/2651825/

WTF I love Potato'Ward now

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>GPDA got butthurt over Bianchi
Result: VSC and halo
>GPDA got butthurt over a few crashes that injured a few drivers in 2000's
Result: runoffs for days

>Uwuuu :DDDD

Complain to the FIA about them not involving the GDPA enough. If the drivers actually decided not to race, you'd be the first to complain. (And, of course, there are retards like Hamilton who don't give a shit and would "race" anyway, as if it wasn't easy enough for him to win already.)

>If the drivers actually decided not to race, you'd be the first to complain

Nice strawman.
Personally I'd be laughing by arse off at the ebin drama. Same reason I loved Pastor.

>GPDA got butthurt over Bianchi
>Result: VSC and halo
The GDPA publicly OPPOSED the halo. And the VSC is a far better alternative to the actual SC in most cases, so I don't see what your problem is there.

>I'd be laughing by arse off at the ebin drama
Are, so you're the "ironic weeb" equivalent of /f1/. Fine, then, but don't expect me to take your opinions seriously then.

>things have to be super super super super serious, not fun
Stop being so German.

>VSC is a far better alternative to the actual SC
K E K it's fucking retarded. It's a worse full course yellow 60km/h. It also neuters any fun from SC restarts.

>fun
Oh fugg, he's not going to like that.

Based Ferrari medstrats
Based Alfa twostops

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>number 1 driver gets two sets of hards
>number 2 driver only gets on set of hards

it really doesn't matter because the other driver will be used to test the hard and then that is used to calculate the pitstop window for both cars
Lekek will probably fuck around with mediums on FP1 and FP2

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Keep going...

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g-good morning F1

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It's so easy to see Emilia do this

RELATIONSHIP ENDED WITH HORSE, FANNI IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW

So /f1/ was /mlp/ all along huh

I thought they wanted to do the fucking

Based Rakesh coming in hard with a yank VPN

The parallels between /f1/ and /KSPG/ get closer and closer

He's not Rakeesh, but he is Rakeesh's american cousin.

>ocon might go to renault next season but for this to happen Abiteboul needs to apologize to toto
unless renault is really in a hurry i dont see Abiteboul doing that shit

MODS

Funland?
More no Nofunallowedland, amirite?

>It’s going to be a scorching hot weekend at the Red Bull Ring, potentially warm enough to gives teams a strategy headache on race day. The key difference between this track and Paul Ricard as far as strategy is concerned is that the amount of time drivers lose entering the pits is much less. That may tempt someone into risking an extra pit stop in the race, creating the kind of strategic F1 usually lacks, and which could add some much-needed intrigue to Sunday’s grand prix.
A respected Formula One journalist Keith Collantine actually thinks someone will unironically run two-stop.
racefans.net/2019/06/27/will-f1-thrill-in-spielberg-five-austrian-gp-talking-points/

it's a shit job with terrible pay and most of all, its public prestige is close to zero. teachers are on par with the guys who check your tickets in trams and mall cops when it comes to social status

>Keith Collantine
>respected
Pick one

I think you're confusing /f1/'s "Keith Collantine" and Keith Collantine.

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>it's a shit job with terrible pay and most of all, its public prestige is close to zero.
maybe that's why poland is a hellhole and finland is not

MUMMY MUMMY, THERE'S FILTH ON MY /F1/ AGAIN

Inability to recognise sarcasm is a telltale sign of autism, lad.

>tehehehe autism
Get a new meme. It's literally fucking boring when every "joke" is the same.
Literally Simon teir "banter".

It was not banter, it was a factual statement.

seethe

Its a hellhole because poles are the worst enemy to other poles despite them yelling angry voices about muh germans and russians

teachers get paid too much and get far too much holiday time

FUCK TOTO

Underated post.

it.motorsport.com/f1/news/direttiva-tecnica-fia-quando-il-motore-e-in-rilascio-non-puo-soffiare-aria-dai-mini-scarichi/4482468/
FIAMG bans Ferrari exhaust blowing tech

>FIAMG bans Ferrari exhaust blowing tech
Of course they do. Can't have another team challenge the Mercedes underdog with an absolutely legal improvement, can they!?

Which is kind of funny how they say "hurrdurr you shouldn't use engine as aero improving machine" while then they go and declare illegal mercedes wheels legal.

>His flip VPN got banned
kek

>bottas 2.0
is actually
>bottoms second zero

>So hopefully we can have a good weekend. It’s quite a different track, I’m pretty sure that we can have a positive weekend there
*finishes 3rd 20 secpbds behind winner*
racefans.net/2019/06/27/leclerc-expects-better-weekend-for-ferrari-in-austria/

I'll take him seriously when he beats Fettel consistently.

If he can't match a demoralized and washed up driver how can they hope to fight the Mercs?

They can't. No one can.
Merc has too tight a grip on FIA

Look at the size of that front wing

>driving a car
>sports

ZOINKS

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Picked /f1/ related boots for this upcoming season

>BWT livery
>ankle made from Sophia
>named after Gimi

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We are the ultimate golddiggers; when things go well everyone is FUCK YEAH HOLLAND IS THE BEST WE ARE THE BEST and when things go wrong it's LMAO THEY SUCK ASS FUCK THEM

Pretty disgusting how blatantly succes supporters Dutchies are. Especially all those Max Verstappen fans they make me sick

Wasted dubs

I hope Putin finds you and throws you into the next Gulag

>being a russian
>human being

YIKERS

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effayy as fuck tho

But Verstappen hasn't won WDC yet

I hope Verstappen wins Austria and yells "HAHAHAHHAA OHNONONONO FUCK TOTO FUCK FIAMG FUCK MERCEDES FUCK HAMILTON FUCK BUTTASS AND FUCK JANNIES" in radio.

They don't care they just think WOW HE'S THE BEST EVER YOUNGEST GP WINNER EVER OH BTW YOU KNOW WHAT'S ELSE?? HE'S DUTCH XXXDDDDDD FUCK YEAH I LOVE FORMULE 1

>analitical and clever mind

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You know what? I think he will.

Apart from the winning part.

What font is that, Times New Cancer lmao?

>I think he will.
Think harder. There's only two cars that can possibly win the Austrian GP, and they're both silver.

>Boschung replaced by Ryan Teveter

It's him and his clearly alien waifu.

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>who are more slow and methodical by nature
hmm

There is one BIG problem with the current F1 cars.
Banning refuelling was a mistake

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This weekend will be great and finally end MWL streak.

>Update

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i think so too

the new arrow shaped front wings look good at least. the old ones look stupid now

mclaren is perfect size there, that's how F1 cars should look in terms of proportions

twitter.com/F1FeederSeries1/status/1144196908191232000?s=19 dickbum dropped out of Superformula and his seat goes to Patricio o'ward

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MY FUCKING SIDES PLEASE

OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>dick bum

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Fucking lol.
This is the closest he will ever get to race an F1 car

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>Dropping out of two series in a single year because of poor results

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Olivia's panty sales aren't gonna fund your career now Dan.

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>Literally 1 year ago he was set to get in the STR
2 schumis and a bunch of slant eyed boomers later
>Dropped in favour of a Indy500 dnq

Holy fuck it's real. Olivia listing an adultwork.com profile fucking when?

Was this guy actually any good desu? I heard pundits talked him up in the past.

What does /f1/ think of my new 18” rims?

Currently running some illicit tire testing courtesy of Williams, getting ready for the new regs

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What's up with those pointy things?

has any driver ever been as BTFO as he is?
going from f1-prospect to LOLGTFO in a bit more than half a year, yikes.

nice bullits very american

Finished 2nd in F3 last year
Won Macau twice

Done absolutely nothing else of note in any other series except get exposed by literal boomers in F3 winter series

Need a deep socket to steal my rims

Keeps other teams from stealing my prototype tires

>Finished 2nd in F3 last year
More like
>lost 140 points in half a season to finish 2nd in F3
>Won Macau twice
More like
>Won Macau once and got gifted another one

OOOOOHNONONONONONOOOOO
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Friendly reminder that both DIckbum and Kari had freeway to STR seats with no competition. All they needed to do was to be even half-decent without crashing out every in every third race.

And they still failed.

KEK

OH NO NO NO NO KWAB.

F

I think we should mourn Dan's career by reliving his greatest moment

youtu.be/JP_OD2M1exw

next Verstappen, la

Guess Albon and Kvyat are safe for now. Even Gasly is fucking safe now

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mfw

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Isn't like FIA added that japanese series to superlicense just so he could get it?

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It’s not over yet for Gasly

>Even Gasly is fucking safe now

All of my fucking kekes

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Lucas Auer is not bad right now. Maybe he could get a seat at TR.

This is no longer seething, this is fucking nuclear meltdown.

all Gasly needs to do is get demoted to Toro Rosso and get beaten by whomever is there and be out of F1 before the end of the year
not even unrealistic, Kvyat got the same fate

nah Japanese boomer formula deserves the recognition, it's current cars are faster than 2014 f1 backmarkers and current f2 cars.
Ghastly and Stoffel got their SL points from there too

> it is unclear whether the 2018 Formula 3 European Championship runner-up will continue to have a role on the junior programme of Red Bull
OHNONONONO HE'S FIRED COMPLETELY
motorsport.com/super-formula/news/ticktum-red-bull-super-formula/4483104/

wtf has he done? LOL.

You don't suppose they learnt something after having to get Hartley back in a seat?

Is there any more JUST guy than him right now?

Target destroyed lol

>remember lads, it all goes back to /f1/ pushing the barrow on the Winter Boomer Series not being eligible for SL points and dragging journos into asking the FIA the question

motorsport.com/super-formula/news/ticktum-something-wrong-car-sugo/4481943/?nrt=1101
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>inb4 Red Bull send him to FIA F3 and make do Macau again

>/f1/ memeing macau-deaths and injuries
>now /f1/ is memeing career-deaths, too
when will the relentless hacker called /f1/ be stopped!?

motorsport.com/super-formula/news/ticktum-replace-gasly-immediate-effect/4483107/

HOLY SHIT MARKO DID IT THE MADMAN

>Gimi actually said "I know what to do", not "I know what I'm doing"

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Oh, shut up, Toto.

This is a sliding doors moment - whomever ends up in the RBR F1 pipeline - O'Ward or whoever else - is there because we wanted to buy Olivia's panties to fap to. Their crashes are our crashes. If they cause safety car that leads to a race leader becoming a second-place getter... we set those wheels in motion.

Vader also never said "Luke, I am your father*

motorsport.com/relentless/news/german-dorftrottel-keeps-seething-fia-investigating/4483107/

Will Olivia drop him too?

Oral without? t. someone who has fucked Czech and Colombian prostitutes

>named after Gimi

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fucking kek

It wasn't just any journalist.

It was Arie Luyendyk.

But your mom always said "please cum inside me"

Oh that's right, I forgot about the Dutchman.

It's already started...

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She'll drop her panties when Oh Word slides into her DM's

K E K

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>doing as you're told
>following women orders
Look at this pathetic excuse for a man! Look at him and laugh!

I still think he gonna kill F1 someway

So per default the next lad to be promoted to RB is /ourguy/ whether we like it our not?

How is meme magic fucking real

The saddest part about Dickbum is that he lost to a shitter who can't even get past 4 season wonders at FKino

In a very literal way, lol

msc was always a slow but steady learner, remember how everyone bashed him after his first f3 season with a sole podium in italy, and then how everyone sucked his dick when he catched up and beat everyone
patience is the key, you can't expect everybody to be a verstappen and be ready for f1 by the age of 17

Nah, it's a PC mod that puts back the Fission Spinnow logos on the Ferrari

>implying Verstappen was ready for f1 by the age of 17
I'd argue he still isn't mature enough.

I fucking hope Mick at least has some part of his dad's pace so Leclerc won't get complacent on his future #1 status at Ferrari

>it's a PC mod
Is there also a PC mod that makes the game more realistic by making the virtual FIA hamper everyone's (but Mercede's) development and not giving out any penalties to Hamilton?

Dan "what can be dropped once, can be dropped twice" Ticktum

Is that his gf's panties into the post box?

>He got them deleted

SEEEEETH

Michael, please give me strength to wait until tomorrow morning before I play F1 2019. I know it unlocks at midnight but if I start playing it then, I won't stop until early morning hours and then my already fucked sleep schedule will be even more fucked.

Please.

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>paying 70 euros to play a game that comes out every year
YIKES

its codemasters shills, ignore them

Why does Hulkenberg keep racing in F1?

When you see it...

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he definitely has, showed it last year
it's adaptability that he has a lot to work on
either way, if complete loser Fuoco got literal years to spend in f2, it's not 5 weekends time that Schoomi has to be ousted

>that comes out every year
Well, to be fair, they do update it every year to represent the field's relative strengths. That means the 2019 edition should be even more unbalanced in favour of Mercedes.
Oh, sorry, Toto, I meant "against Mercedes", of course.

Whats 70 euro when you buy f1 steering wheel for over 400 euro

Why wouldn't he?

>Dickbum running away from MarkeGOD and KumaGOD

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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>being over the age of 18
>playing video games

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Great post!

>dickbum
ha
haha
hahahahHAHAHA

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>being over the age of 18
>watching anime and posting anime pics
>unironically using "Yikes"

Did F1 2018 have two different seasons of Formula 2, driver transfers in career mode, multiplayer customization, team orders etc?

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are they promiscious?

LMAO @ that ending

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>the McLaren/Autosport BRDC Award
holy shit I never knew he was THAT talented

Fucking kek! You here Gav? How you doing mate?

>it's real

holy shit

Cyril gonna take Ticktum cap this.

Dubs decide what to say.

Or as an alternative, we write a letter to him one word per post

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Do front wheels on this years' cars look like they are a bit inward or am I blind?

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no really, what has he done that RB kicked him to the curb mid-season?
just that bit of bad performance?

>if dυbs: Did you know your name is an anagram of alien mutt dick?
>if not: hey

so, does this mean liv is on the market?

he has had two chances this year in pretty easy championships for an aspiring F1 driver to get the final 5 or so points to get his superlicence and has somehow managed to completely fuck it up.

add that to him already being a PR disaster and it's an easy decision to let him go.

Has she seethed on instagram yet?

So since this one is almost universally agreed as a bad season, what are the worst F1 seasons of all time?

2019

2009
1999
every 10 years the season is ultrashit

this season gave us a hope of rosberg 2.0 but it went to shit quickly so it has to be the worst

2013

>MarkeGOD
>scored 0 points
>even dick "be gone" bum has 1
umm, sweetie...

>1999
>bad

Is this German humor?

02 was grim

2017
2018
2019

Every single season from 2014 up to now

>Verstappen's manifesto for improving F1
>downforce produced in a different way so cars can follow
>tyres that don't overheat within two laps if you're following another car
>less complex engines. "I understand we have to stay with hybrid but it can be done in a better way"

based /ourguy/

Ask him to send you a photo of his fridge

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>2009
>Bad
1999 wasn't that bad too since Schumi's power vacuum gave Jordan a slim shot at winning the WDC

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I like Bernie's new proposal for a good f1

2002/2004 were pretty garbage but I expect 2019 to be the worst ever

94 was pretty bad. deaths aside, it was proper SWL with the fia inventing shit on the fly to drag him and benetton back to the field.

The lottery?

Gold, silver, and bronze medals to decide the WDC?

a year where Irvine was a WDC contender until the very last race has to be shit

in 2004 lots of teams won and got podiums and more had realistic chances of winning despite the Ferrari dominance, on raw pace at that
this era only sees Merc, Ferrari or Red Bull wins and podium unless they fuck up badly

>not liking Irv the Perv

So you haven't watched it? I have and it was kino as fuck.

>applauds Bottas when he wins
>still buddies with Stroll who bought his cockpit
How is Ocon not the biggest cuck in F1 history?

>2019 WCC standings
>Top 5 are all manufacturers
>Bottom 5 are four privateers and a “manufacturer” that is just a sponsored privateer team

Really makes you think

Haven't they always been cambered?

Didn’t get bullied into taking a Williams seat.... yet

he's got elena

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>Top 5 are all manufacturers
What the fuck are you talking about?

Heh not even that

He is still with Elena

>meme australia
>meme brasil with mika pulling off a lewis '07
>meme san marino with mika choking and dc being fucked by backmarkers
>fun monaco with only 8 finishers and mika slippin'
>boring spain, i give you that
>meme canada
>meme france
>meme great britain
>meme austria
>meme germany
>boring hungary but still with irving choking 2nd place
>fun belgium
>meme italy with mika choking once again
>absolute memefest at nurburgring
>fun new race in malaysia
>boring japan but with title on the line, so whatevs

zoomers are fucking stupid. 1999 title fight was more like 2008, with contenders making mistakes every 2nd race, but races themselves were so much fun. i'm very happy it my my first season of watching f1 and i remember it better than races from last few years, which really makes me think...

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WAGlad you need to dump Liv's top 10 pics to commemorate this monumentous day

Tell him you're from Rich Energy and you have a possible job for him.

>You don't win Macau twice and the McLaren/Autosport BRDC Award and have this happen to you
well looks like it just happened

he scored one(1) point in a front-of-the-midfield car

2019, 2014, 1996, 1988

mega.nz/#F!AcwhTSKb!TfDdNkQ9n-EOHo2gKwOvZQ

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benis xd

biz idea: tyres must be 25% filled with helium

OH NO NO

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She's cute. But, honestly, some of her friends are cuter. Names?

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>better biz idea: Drivers must be 25% filled with helium (increase to 50% for podium interviews)

Based WAGlad

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

does /f1/ use desudesutalk?

>Carrie's mechanic has lead us to the closest we will ever get to a Carrie bikini shot

Praise fucking be.
What a good day.

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HOOK IT UP TO MY FUCKING VEINS

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CRAAAAWLING IN MYY SKIIIIIN
THESE PR DISASTERS WILL NOT HEAL

Why isn't he using proper punctuation? Is he one of those trolls from /pol/?

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I DID MY TIME

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Kek what an excellent buildup to that tweet

ZOOMER GANG

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Quite a lot of zoomers forgoe ? when asking a question, full stops and the end of a sentence, and so on. Even intelligent ones. God knows why.

Is Auer one of those Red Bull Young Driver people?

>Feline is in Austria

Is she there to rub it in Dickbum's face?

Is Oliva still selling her Knickers?

nice
do this

DO IT FAGGOT

based. fucking do it, spain.

twitter.com/Milly_Sunshine/status/1144246477532946432
>italian women

He already looks like a massive twat.

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kek

He has done for ages. When you think about it, this is pure pottery.
>Ticktum kills Ricky Collard's career when he crashed into him
>Red Bull have now killed Ticktum's career for being a slow, arrogant twat
Yeah, I'm thinkin' Marko is based as fuck.

HA
HA
it's F1 time

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Is Ticktum the OJ of racing?

youtube.com/watch?v=WMUSZEhTcrI
Dutch GP when?

Next year la''''''''''

boomer gimi is aesthetic gimi

>We would like to announce our driver Dan Ticktum has opted out of his SF season to be closer to STR and doing FP1 outings with them in order to increase his feeling with the car and gather the remaining points for his Superlicense

I don't see any other possible explenation desu

This shit worth wasting money on? Would only buy bc Schumi 95 Benetton

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>Dick Tantrum gets exposed at RB by Lucas Auer of all people

I gotta say it was a good day

Decent beer.
Also, no.

That won't happen. He's too much of a hothead and not good enough for the RB programme.

something just crossed my mind
did we ever have a gap this big between 2 wet races? last one was germany and a third of it was wet
we used to have a lot more wet races in the past

>Muhcow
That's a meme race, fun and all but not that talent showcase
The only dude who won it more than once and managed to get to F1 has been Patrese.
Before Dickbum the last one to win it twice was famous FE reject Felix Rosenqvist.
The last dude to get to F1 after winning was Sato

well it won't rain in Europe this summer so keep waiting

I'm aware, that's why I thought about this
it's kind of shitty though, wet races are fun

That's the thing. Most drivers don't get a chance to enter it more than once, because they will have moved on to a different series. Winning it twice is a meme.

Shit omw, I was unironically taking a nap

Dubs and Hamilton's brakes go up in flames and he crashes and dies

>siesta at this hour
sad!

Why did I do this

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Ma man I came from california 2 days ago and my times are all fucked

>viewed
Based

>implying he would have no profile photo

good lad

No idea just tooks his number from his insta profile, might not even be him

you can hide it from people who are not in your contacts, pretty sure it's on by default

why would his number be on it?

>he replied
Lmao
Seething faggot

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Reply with "employed".

show us ur tinder match la

They started designing the capendars so that the chance of rain is always near 0% on every tracl. Can't have that unpredictability for Mercedes!

Fucken this

BASED

Because he is a kid with no concept of privacy probably

damn

Writing....
Online
Writing....
Online
Reckon he is seething hard

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Jesus christ lol

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This is no longer banter

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this confirms it:
/f1/ has much more fun with feeder series than with F1

Alirght f1 work on a one liner and finish him

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Not as perverted as the rest of her customers.

and what you are is finished, sonny.

Reply with "some people have work to do".

doesn't really fit, look at the flag

Dickbum doesn't know he's talking to a Spaniard.

"because different from you, I think before saying something"

>You know I'm willing to manage your social media accounts if you're such a knob just tell Olivia to get off my dick. t. Mahaveer

"Maybe you should focus your energy on getting a new seat at a racing team rather than reply to random strangers on Whatsapp, lad."

Shit lads I feel bad now

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>You know, I'm actually a pathetic online troll and I honestly feel bad for harrassing you now. I hope you all the best on your career despite the recent setbacks. Just believe in your talents and new opportunities will rise!

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"dan ticktum more like faggot nigger"
kek, seething

Don't.
He's a twat.

Why are we so mean

>Goodbye
Did he kill himself?

this is no longer banter

youtube.com/watch?v=JP_OD2M1exw
because he's a fucking cunt

give him the suicide hotline

the retard got mad enough to write a fucking text over a simple joke
don't feel bad

>It's Force Ind- *ekhm* Racing Point

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/F1/ - Eating pussy and ending careers.
And we are all out of pussy..

i hope calderon gets f1 drive in the cute pink car :)

>11 mins

you got him good

you cursed us, ronnie

i'd like to eat carrie's pussy

I go eat a fucking pizza and I come back to /f1/ bullying Dickbum into suicide
No longer banter kek

Was it a good pizza?
Also, where are the good Italian drivers?

Doesn't help the kept the exact same livery as last year.

Nah, fuck him. He brought this on himself.

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Yep, gorgonzola and speck
I'd like to say F2 but when Ghiotto isn't fucked over by FIA he just chokes by himself so F4 I hope but more realistically Karting

s e e t h i n g

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isn't Russel actually a really good driver?
he's a waste in Williams - can't he join Red Bull or Force Ind- Racing Point?

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He's contracted to Merc, so no. Racing Point maybe, but Stroll is going nowhere, and Perez brings more money than Russell's PU discount. Russell is clearly quite good, but how good exactly is unknown. I believe his Williams contract is at least 2 years. We still won't know how good he is next year because >Canadian Joe Lee and Palmer as a team mate.

>isn't Russel actually a really good driver?
he did win f2, but so did vandoorne and palmer
>can't he join Red Bull
he has a contract with mercedes
>or Force Ind- Racing Point?
maybe, but stroll isn't going anywere and perez brings too much money to miss

Blessed thread

>The Unterhund is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, Pirelli corruptor or FIAMG, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him "Mercedes carbabby" and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'
-Sebastian Vettel.

racefans.net/2019/06/27/hamilton-says-return-to-2018-tyres-would-make-races-worse-ahead-of-teams-meeting/

you get license-points for driving in free practice!?

>/f1/ claimed another victim

I'm dumb and I keep forgetting it will be from 2020

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so in order to be allowed to drive in f1 you can drive in f1 to get points to drive in f1.
lol.

No matter how
No matter when
/f1/ always collects its Macau toll

lads I'm seething pretty hard right now if I'm to be honest with you

I would like to see f1 in macau

>based

what happened lad

Nope
In order to race in f1 you can drive in f1 to get points to race in f1.

The 40 points are needed to race not to drive an up-to-date f1 car, to drive such a car you either need 25 points (that of course can't be aquired with the FP method) or enter 6 F2 races

>take one little tiny bit of damage in F1 2019
>one tiny little bit maybe enough to make the wing a little bit yellow
>car now handles like utterfucking shit and can't corner for shit

I see codemasters have ruined this game.
The Williams is absolutely impossible to drive.

It happened AGAIN. I ask for NO TOMATOES on my WHOPPER ®, and they put EXTRA FUCKING TOMATOES.
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, THEY REMOVE MY SUCCULENT ONIONS.

But wait it gets better.

The merc car handles fine all the fucking time compared to the other teams cars.

>And it’s then easy to say that the other teams should simply figure out how to better use them but it isn’t as simple as that because for starters nobody really understands what they do or don’t work the tires the way they do. I guarantee you that Mercedes don’t know why there car suits the tires any more than the other teams don’t know why there’s don’t suit the tires. It’s more down to lucking into a car concept that suits the tires than anything else.
>And with the lack of testing there’s no time to really figure it out & come up with changes before it’s too far into the season to really make a difference, Not to mention that most teams don’t even have the resources to put that big of a focus just into figuring out the tires.

gt racer as usual bringing insider info, based. pirelli a shit, as simple as that

KWAB.

10/10

Auer's uncle is Gerhard Berger AKA the first driver/team Red Bull sponsored in F1 and former boss at Toro Rosso. It's like Alesi's son being a Ferrari junior, just a favor to a legend.

IT'S NOT FUNNY

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He didn't actually deny Olivia selling her knickers.

Which is funny because she doesn't, at least publicly.

sorry to hear lad

BITCH WHAT A KEK.

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This has to be an inner meme ofthat BK at this point

Touched a woman's feet today lads. Don't even have a foot fetish, just wanted to see if she'd flinch.

>ddg proxy
nice proxy rakesh.

Also Formula One

did she flinch?
>not using ddg
>willingly kneeling to the google jew
shiggy

She did not.

I use it but not on a proxy, ya simp.

I don't use a proxy either
when you save an image from the image search tab that's the default filename

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so you just saw someone with the feet out and went out of your way to touch it?

no it isn't.

ok retard

Just go to Mcdonald's instead lad, it's way better.

underrated

ebin put me in the screencap faggots

Hear ye, who take part in Macau GP
A price must be paid, that is decreed
No matter how, no matter when
The debt must be settled, once again
When ye hear the hollow bell toll
Despair, and surrender your soul

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Ew no I'm not a rapist.

But you happily get fed by a milf so you're a pervert of some sort

just posting in /f1/ regularly means you're a pervert desu

Voi ei, I've been found out

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>open F1
>retards talking about girls
>nothing new

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I know, gay as fuck.

Given what was posted at the start of this thread and how people weren't that reactive to it, posting in /f1/ makes you an utter degenerate.

>30 minutes between 2 posts

how about Monaco Grand Prix but without the barriers?

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>without the barriers
Where's the fun in that, user?

It's not like they are crashing anymore anyway

what about Monaco Grand Prix but underwater?

The people are the barriers.
The families of the drivers are forced to stand on the track edge.

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>French GP
are they out next year or what?

>what about Monaco Grand Prix but underwater?
You mean a rainstorm? Sorry, but wet races are a thing of the past. FIA'd rather cancel a race than risk a bit of water on the track.

*ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOM*

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Let him have his fun while he can before Alonso pushed Sainz out to make a comeback and Mclaren torpedo his hopes and dreams to keep pushing the ALONSO GOAT narrative

youtube.com/watch?v=vI0syf4UeoA

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

>tries to tailwhip
>hits his ankle
>has to skip the race

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he's no scrub

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I had to look it up because it didn't seem like a Bell & Ross to me
bellross.com/our-collections/vintage/br-v-chrono/br-v2-94/br-v2-94-black-steel-st

>Estonia
Paul Aron fighting for the German F4 title, just 10 points behind the leader
Jüri Vips is fighting for the FIA F3 title and is part of the Red Bull Junior Team

>Finland
Absolutely no potential F1 prospects in any junior formulas, none, zero (0)

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Called it last year Eesti is the new binland
Also where did the other Aron ended up?

Ricky made out like a bandit with his fancy sock sponsor. Nothing better than new socks. I'd totally wear a new pair of socks every day if i were rich

Hasn't raced anything in 2019 so probably ran out of money even though he tested Formula 2 and Super Formula late last year.

what about karting? no 12 year old kid ripping europe a new one in KF3?

Tuukka Taponen (12) is 3rd in FIA Junior European Championship with one round to go. That's about it.

speedweek.com/formel1/news/145312/Marko-bestaetigt-Ticktum-nicht-mehr-Red-Bull-Junior.html

>Marko confirms: Ticktum no longer Red Bull Junior

>Red Bull Motorsport Advisor Helmut Marko confirms: The 20-year-old Brit Dan Ticktum is no longer part of the Austrian youth squad. The young driver was dismissed.

>Surprising change in the Red Bull junior team: The already used in F1 tests Formula 3 European Championship total Dan Ticktum "is now no longer a member of our program," as Red Bull Motorsport Director Dr. Ing. Helmut Marko confirmed Thursday on SPEEDWEEK.com demand. And the Grazer also admitted that he did not want to quit himself, but was released.

>The reasons are not officially known, but the performance of the British in the first three races of the Japanese Super Formula (a point as eighth in the first race in Suzuka, last in round 3 overtaken in Sugo) was apparently insufficient. Red Bull colleague Lucas Auer (B-Max Honda), on the other hand, drove to the podium in Sugo for the first time, which Marko acknowledged and nevertheless criticized.

>"He has given away second place because he overslept a re-start," annoyed the 76-year-old Grazer. "But his form curve points upwards." Berger nephew Auer is sixth in the championship with eight points, Ticktum is ranked 15th with a counter. How he continues his career is open.

If you replace the 20-year-old at Mugen-Honda, Marko did not want to betray. But maybe it's no coincidence that the Mexican Patricio O'Ward, who was brought to the Red Bull youth program only a few weeks ago, will be competing in Spielberg without any preparation in Formula 2 (MP team).

>The 20-year-old told SPEEDWEEK.com, "This is a one-on-one, more is not planned in Formula 2." And added, "The continuation of my IndyCar series season is by no means certain." What a change quite close to Japan.

tfw you miss an >

>tfw my junior programme fires me

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looking forward to seeing the fake heineken star across the track this weekend

>dickbum

I could play F1 2019 now but instead I'm going to sleep so that I can wake up early as fuck. I'm a mature adult nowadays. Well, I'm going to the store early in the morning to buy Monster energy drinks with my NEETbux, but apart from that...

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mfw

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I’m ready for the insta post

How do you think Marko told him?

Phone call or text?

He had his secretary call Dickbum to deliever him the news

I feel bad bout TckTm

Don't.

But if he kills himself I'm submitting your post as evidence.

My gf broke up with me, send me cool vroom vroom vids to cheer me up, lads.

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>But if he kills himself I'm submitting your post as evidence.
If he kills himself, media will go after Red Bull and Marko, not some random user from Spain.

phone call

>Allo Dan? It's Helmut, there's been a downsizing in the junior team but don't worry I have a joke for you. Knock knock.
>W-who's there?
>Not you.

Wrote "Dan, you're fired - Dr. Helmut" on Olivia's lower back while fucking her in the ass

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Probably got her to make the call.

"Ahhh...Danny...ohhh...I tried talking to him......No it's nothing...oh yes...I'm just exercising....I talked to him but he wouldn't change his mind...fuck...He gave me a job though..."

You now remember what it feels like to touch her and get touched by her while you both blissfully fall asleep.

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fucking hell I just got mega dejavu from these posts

I wasn't gonna bring it up but I also got deja vu from it.

LOL

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weird

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i honestly don't remember it anymore

i broke up with my first and only gf almost 7 years ago. was a teenage romance that lasted 3 years.

Rude :'(

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>oh no no no no

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Imagine being buttfucked by a german shitter

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got a chub not gonna lie

>cuckolding arouses him

here are some /comfy/ webm's from the 24 hour of burger king

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Yeah...who would get off on that? Only sickos, am I right?

>Hides most of the JAV/hentai collection

>Autstralian can't handle the bants again

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whats wrong with that?

And that's why you're always going to be a wizard.

Imagine being a degenerate and doing anything sexual that isn't for the sole purpose of producing offspring with your married partner

It isn't obsession, you personapost and seethe multiple times per thread

...

gauloises blondes equipe ligier

>100% updooted
Imagine being so universally hated that even normies are woke to you.

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:-(

BASED

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Don't worry m8, things could be worse

>He is a current member of the Red Bull Junior Team.
Well, seems that article is not entirely accurate.

>it's real
finna based
Youre right, I have lots to be grateful about.

>Shit lads I feel bad now

Don't.
Reminder that junior race car drivers all come from rich af families, and his worst case "dark depressing" scenario in life still involves never having to work a single day.
>"Woe is me. Now I have to live a life better than you dream of doing instead of being an F1 driver. It's not fair"

why do we hate dickbum again?

Cheats, is cocky, got cucked by multiple Schumachers, was cocky even more

The “bad” life is literally being 3 day a week driver coach for vadim kogay and friends while collecting a better paycheck than 95% of the guys you were racing against before you were fired.

topkeke, /f1/s old Dickbum tantrum video has got another 6000 views today
streamable.com/xth76

I really love how /f1/ pulled the strings behind the scenes on his Asian Winter Series campaign.
The media completely missed the sperg out, but then the video got shared enough that it caught the media's attention and they finally started to report on it 2 days after the fact.
Then /f1/ made enough noise about the series not being technically eligible for Super License points that one journalist finally picked it up (due to Waggers direct efforts with him), and then all the lazy cunts copied and ran the story too.

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>Then /f1/ made enough noise about the series not being technically eligible for Super License points that one journalist finally picked it up (due to Waggers direct efforts with him), and then all the lazy cunts copied and ran the story too.

*which caused Dickbum to drop out of the series.
>/f1/ literally having that power level

Was that peak /f1/?

Because it's funny to bring arrogant, cocky cunts with inflated sense of selfworth and huge ego down a couple of pegs

Has /f1/mu/ listened to the new black keys? Gives me some Fleetwood Mac vibes in a few songs

>he doesn't listen to Italian speednoise with French-style percussion

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I'm a dad rock listener basic bitch

based nickelback fananon

>90's music is entering dadrock territory
I'm not ready for the future anymore

Unironically not that bad, theres a reason they stayed stuck to radio playlists so long
>90's
Who said?

Peak /f1/ was when we memed a Death in Macao

500th for gimi

>are you telling me my brother is dead

UNTERHUNDER JOIN ZIS NU THREAD

I'll be the first to admit that one hit me in the feelies.

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Oh shid I baked a bread too late :DDDDD

This is performance art.

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