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>Sorry; I'm putting my money where my mouth is.

>I am a fan, my dad is a fan, my brother is a fan, but if the Canucks get hit with a cap recapture penalty because of the NHL's stupid retroactive rule re: Luongo's contract, I will never spend another dollar on the NHL again.
I will also do my best to boycott all sponsors of the NHL for as long as possible.

>I did this before during the seasons there was a lockout - even when the NHL came back and played there 48 game season, I didn't spend any money on any merch or go to any games until the next full season.

>I know this punishes the Canucks too, but that's okay.
>I know I am one person, but that's okay.
>People here will laugh, but others will agree.

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I dont understand how this works.

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luonGOAT

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What this mean

Only retards constantly buy merch

Kiprusoff

sounds like it was more to do with real cash, rather than the caphit/penalty.

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I would guess just by looking at it that it's a cap recapture penalty, but I don't know anything about his contract, so I don't know if it would actually apply to him.

Everyone who watched them both knows this is the truth but Kippers teams were dog shit compared to Luongo so he doesn't have the stats to prove it.

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I want this shirt.

didn't he win in 2011 with vancooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONONONONONONONONONONO

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so at the end of the day, he did end up returning to give gary more shekels tho?

would be better if it said connor McDavid on it

Has to do with the frontloaded contract he signed in 2012
prohockeyrumors.com/2018/07/the-salary-cap-implications-of-a-shea-weber-early-retirement.html

Yeah no shit but why does the penalty skyrocket toeards the end of the contract

i know most people get depressed in the winter but i get really fucking depressed in the summer lads
99 days until my leafies play idk if i can do it

counter acts the fact he got paid 14mil per season initially

Because the penalty is presented as the per-year cost.
The fewer years you have to spread it over, the more it's going to cost in a single year.

Hello
>what's up? what are we watching?

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14mil + 13mil signing bonus*

why does it increase as the time goes on? a $25m cap penalty is like 1/3 of the cap

just watch the blue jays, they are currently raping the yankees

gary wasnt happy that teams circumvented the cba

it's just not the same

I dont buy it.

>boreball
If I'm going to spend hours staring at an empty field, I'd rather at least grow some crops on it or something.

the article explains it well, if you bothered to read it

But shouldnt these contracts have been grandfathered, they were signed when the cba rules were different

Which part are you having trouble with?

Finns are frens. H

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They gave him ~$55mil but only took a cap hit of ~$30mil by frontloading his contract. So they owe 24mil in cap space divided by the amount of years remaining on his contract. So if he retires next year they pay $4.1/year until 25-26 but if he retires in 24-25 then they pay $24.57 for one year.

the contract was grandfathered in
that doesnt mean gary couldnt install rules to punish teams that created these contracts

H

It doesnt explain it well at all.

sure it does
"This system punishes teams for lengthening contracts with low-salary seasons in order to lower the cap hit during prime years by issuing a salary cap charge if the player retires prior to the end of the contract, thereby negating the years that lowered his cap hit. The calculation is the difference in total salary and total cap hit over the course of the contract with which the player played with the team, divided by the number of years remaining on the contract after retirement. "

No the contracts should be exempt from the new rules, because they were made under the old rules. Teams shouldnt be punished because Gary isnt as smart as he thought he was.

math is hard

these teams are lucky gary didnt take their first overall pick like he did to jew jersey

for me, it's nate thompson

S

He gave that pick back to them

thinking about joining a beer league next season lads
haven't played in a league since i was about 13 (house), how would you recommend i proceed
i can skate decent and have a pretty good wrister/backhand

They never actually took the debbies' first round pick, just forced them to pick 30th in the 2014 draft

Oh ok thank you for actually explaining it

It is hard and one of the reasons im bad with momey and will also eventually contribute to me killing myself. I hate math and numbers.

you should be fine. almost every team has a few benders so you probably wont even be the worst player on the team.

literally the same shit
debbies should have drafted in the top 15

apple sauce

>le blue jays

nolan patrick

Aho 100+ points next season believe me

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ass? I eat it.

the whole league was upset over the kovalchuk situation. not too many teams seemed to care when weber/luongo signed their career long deals.

Literally who?

our season?????

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patrick, nolan

they should have
it was suter/parise's contract that cause the lockout
weber/luo's and other similar ones were just icing on the cake

thinking about getting a gun, but I'm not sure its a good idea since every time my neighbour wakes me up with his lawnmower i fantasize about sniping him through my window

FINLAND OUT

Oh right, that bust Philthy drafted

calm down, zoomer

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You sound well adjusted

Wait, is that Aho's gf?

What kind of gun are you thinking about getting?

#believeallfinns

USA RAUS

thats Harvey Weinstein's gf

there must be some kind of lawn mower related videos on Youtube you can use to adjust, instead of letting your frustration fester

Please use modern solutions, brother

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Get a shotgun and load it with bird shot. It'll just maim him instead of killing him. Maybe.

Aho's gf is the sister of the Canes' 2019 draft pick Tuukka Tieksola

t. knower

a rifle of sorts
lots of hunting around these parts

Oh ya? You live close enough to your neighbour that the sound of his lawn mower drives you insane, but in an area with lots of hunting? Ok

>Aho's gf is the sister of the Canes' 2019 draft pick Tuukka Tieksola
Wait, really?

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Get a squirt gun and fill it with piss. It'll just make him stink instead of killing him. Maybe.

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Im actually gonna drive up to Canada this summer, kick anons ass that wants to buy a gun, and fire up some mowers with his neighbor and drink beers

there's deer in my backyard almost every night, not that i would shoot them here, there's places nearby. why is that so hard to believe

Do you guys care about other versions of hockey?

Here in Portugal we are passionate about a kind of roller hockey (we call it "Hóquei em Patins") that's played on quad skates, 5 on 5 (1 goalie and 4 skaters) and with rules about fouling very similar to soccer. Very minimal contact is allowed and the objective for the defenders is to take the ball away from the attackers as "clearly" has possible, without checking or obstructing their path or anything like that.

It gives the skilled players way more room to shine and I feel that it makes for a very technique-oriented kind of hockey and I have to admit, I struggle seeing the level of contact in the NHL.

This sport is very important historically in Portugal, Catalunya (Spain) and in the province of San Juan, in Argentina. There's some tradition in a lot northern italian villages, too. But in the end of the day, it's a regional sport. The only country where it gets truly national coverage is Portugal... and we are only 10 million. (and 95% only really care about soccer and sometimes futsal, so I'd say it's our third most popular sport overall) There are some well known european clubs praticing the sport like FC Barcelona or my club SL Benfica and those multi-sport clubs can drawn some thousands of fans for big matches (something around 5-6k for Barcelona and 2-3k for Benfica and Porto). There's also a european competition, similar to the UEFA Champions League.

If you're curious to how it plays here are the highlights of a SL Benfica - FC Porto match: youtube.com/watch?v=wQzQE1Z-D0A
And here is a compilation with some of the best goals: youtube.com/watch?v=qx1tXLwHNU0

I posted this on Yea Forums but it didn't get much attention, since it's all wrestilng there now.

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as a responsible gun owner you would need to get a hunting license before you are allowed to kill wildlife.

Imagine not owning a gun in the year of our lord 2019
Can't go wrong with .30-06

Which team is going to offer-sheet Laine out of Winnipeg?

How fucked is Vancouver?

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car parts

I live in the middle of suburbia outside of toronto and there are deer, that doesnt mean i can waltz into the soccer field behind my house where they hangout and start shooting them.

You sound like a moronic child.

we wont see a single offer sheet and will find out >reporters were just making up more bullshit to get some clicks.

Ottawa

obvi. i would also need to get a gun license. and a gun

Why must you do this?

I just learned Jack Hughes is a jew. It makes sense he's playing for the devils

The St. Louis Blues are stanley cup champions.

Based boomers btfo out of zoomers

Knowing Poile's recent history with trades and acquisitions I wouldn't put it past him.

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You seem incredibly upset

>Do you guys care about other versions of hockey?
No. Those aren't actual hockey.
Only ice hockey and inline hockey are real hockey.

>Ja' cusse!!!!
in deed

ok good for you, i live on a country road, my property backs onto a farmer's field, and my neighbours' houses are 100m away.
all totally irrelevant of course because like i said, there's places nearby to hunt where i would go. even if i lived in the toronto suburbs that wouldn't necessarily exclude me from being close to hunting grounds.

This whole conversation started because user said he wants to buy a gun because he fantisizes about shooting his neighbour while he mows the lawn. Think about that for a minute.

Leki ..

Laine is certified 100% lazy bust who only playa fortnite. Last wednesday he played 33 matches and won none. When he should be learning how to skate he loses in kid's videogame.

your neighbours' houses are 100m away and you are still annoyed by his lawnmower?

I don't really follow other types of hockey. I'm really good at air hockey though

>because he fantisizes about shooting his neighbour while he mows the law
read the post again retard

That's not at all what he said.

It's a jet-powered lawnmower.

user is a bat actually

floorball (we call it "innebandy") is pretty big here. it only really requires sticks, a ball and small nets, and is very popular at schools.

i'm a light sleeper and being woken up pisses me off

>my property
You mean your dads property?
>my neighbours are 100m away
Yet their lawn mower wakes you up to the point you have violent fantasys about killing them?

Get help, not a gun.

He didn't skate at all last summer

>trying THIS fucking hard
take a powder you faggot

The Plastic Knights are fucked. And I love it!

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>rules about fouling very similar to soccer. Very minimal contact is allowed
sounds dreadful

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I'm a first ballot hall of famer at air hockey

it's a shame that only sweden and finland are good at it

Teenage zoomer detected

>not having a reel mower
Lazy bastards.

Yes I read it on internet so it's probably true

>no finns
>no problem

MY JUNGLE LOVE

O WEE O WEE OOH

THINK I WANT TO KNOW YA, KNOW YA

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gonna go mow my lawn, lads

>You mean your dads property?
i mean my property.
>Yet their lawn mower wakes you up
yes
>to the point you have violent fantasys about killing them
i don't like to be woken up, the net volume of the disturbance makes no difference if it's woken me up

>i want to buy a gun
>its probably not a good idea
>i fantisize about shooting my neighbours

Did i miss something there?

>CAR!

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I just hope that it doesn't make the locker room awkward.

that shit was so gay

A lot apparently, namely your grade 10.

Can he solve laine?

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no, this all seems like normal conversation about hockey

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Reminder that with finns you never winn

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>user admits he wants to buy a gun
>admits he has violent fantasys
>admits he has anger issues

Did i miss something there? I understand youre american and have probably seen 12 people get shot since breakfast, but in this country, something like that is a red flag

Well only Portugal and Spain are good at roller hockey, so there's that

Winland will have it's revenge.
Perkele perkele :DDDD

stop that
it's a fucking Red Flag here as well

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you asserted that i want to buy a gun for the purpose of shooting my neighbour, when in fact that was the sole reason in my post arguing against my purchase of a gun.
Not that i would ever actually shoot my neighbour. You guys take this website way too seriously sometimes

It won't Tieksola is probably honored to have Aho join his family

Speaking of red flags, Toyota's Red Flag Deals are back.

Guns don't kill people. I kill people. With guns.

general reminder that the dodge™ ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in its class

that a Double Red
>get in the Box

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You could use a fork but guns are more people frenly

Press F to fuck Finland

>a spoon

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youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk&disable_polymer=1

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Tell it to the rcmp bud

only if Finland consents

"the chase, is better than the catch" -TheHockeyGuy

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>Cancucks

OHNONONONONONONOOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

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Why, what happened?

3 million a year recapture penalty for 3 years

Just purchased a penis extender so I can please a fat woman

roll tide!

Fuck mike milbury for the chara and louongo trades forever and ever

pow

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They are nice but I don't like how Chrysler got bought by Fiat so it's not an American brand anymore, it's a Euro brand. GM and Ford are both still American but GM is run by a woman and I'd never by a truck from a company with a female CEO. I'll stick with Ford.

Luongo just took a fat smelly dump on their cap space by retiring

Got a few of my own guns right here: Smith & Wesson
*flexes rock hard and perfectly sculpted arms and shoulders*

>2009 was 300 years ago
Damn I feel old

>not an American brand anymore
Um, Canada??
what the fuck??

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I thought something else must've happened because we all already knew this.

>jack hughes was only in grade 2 in 2009

I like to buy American whenever possible.

that's adorable

so not a Harley Davidson man, then?

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>tfw Jun 25, 2019 was LAST year

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Dont like how trucks are "luxurious" now, lads. They eventually get the shit beat out of them and arent gonna last as long as their predecessors.

>Harley
>Not buying an Indian
I'm disgusted

>taylor hall jersey
This made me feel so fucking old

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you know what is worse than a neighbor cutting his lawn? a neighbor using a power saw.

Not at all because it means no retarded Myers contract.

>the jays of blue

I'm not a street bike guy. I love dirt biking though.

My neighbor would always be running power tools late at night, wonder what was up with that.

Did the neighbour fuck your wife? Why do you hate him so.

Agreed, I prefer durability over luxury in a truck. If I wanted luxury I would buy a sports car.

>not walking next door to your neighbors house in the evening with some beers and dudeweed and talking some shop about lawn mowers, power equipment, their garage workshop, recreational vehicles, etc.

holy cringe

My neighbours are paki, i dont even acknowledge them

Sounds holy fucking gay you homo

>doing drugs and alcohol
No thanks, I choose Jesus instead

>talking some shop about lawn mowers, power equipment, their garage workshop, recreational vehicles, etc.
Most of us aren't actual boomers, gramps

im trying to play my vidyas

Well good luck with that. There is virtually no dirt bikes made in America

Havent seen ted in a while, hope he found some time to clean his grill, deck, porch, and that vacuum box

based boomer

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I know, it's too bad. I ride a Honda.

youtube.com/watch?v=ygWV__SMt7M

>not drinking yourself into a stupor and forgetting about the world

Nope... not this guy...

I was just thinking about how Yamaha and Kawasaki started out making lawnmowers and chainsaws
>I like it when these conversations circle back on themselves

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>*holiday by green day starts playing*
post yfw

Would you ever get a Husqvarna bike?

should i get one of those roomba lawnmowers?

Huskys are nice but overpriced IMO

that's a premier type of dirt bike, so if I did that, Yeah..

no, but test ride the motorcycle once it comes out

why the fuck don't Polaris or ArcticCat make dirt bikes

are you the guy who uses that profile picture on a certain board? (the pic you posted)
quality swedish shit desu
dont know about dirtbikes but a huge fun of the one that one britbong drives in his videos (Husqvarna Nuda)

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that the best question of the day and should be posting and the top of board

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polaris has no need to make bikes, they sell so many of those RAZRs and snowmobiles.

Thinken of snus lads

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still, they have the resources and the technology. you'd have to imagine they'd see a profit pretty quickly. they make literally everything else

Would be dope, its not like they havent made bikes, i think Victory is/was their roadbike brand

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Thinking about buying a pack of smokes and a bottle of whiskey and sitting in the dark

go outside and do something

>trash bin at school WC is mostly used snus boxes

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I don't want to be a NEET anymore

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Like smoke and drink?

Will Luongo ever win a Stanley Cup now..?

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for me it's beavs

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imagine being a shorks fan hahahah

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ngl, i live near a waterway and fuck beavers. They fuck everything up

shant tolerate the bullying of our pacific brethren

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i hope it's consensual

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FREE snus????

>school
how old are you norge

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i'm eighteen years and two months old. high school.

Why do Euros like tobacco so fucking much?

I want to try this

I could rape you

lol
touche

no wonder your posts are awful, you've been underage the entire time

I am, I'm a phoneposter chad

not anymore :^)

>/beav/ general

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Why would you post this

do you remember what were you doing when 9/11 happened?

Cardiff Devils could heem every NFL team, don't (you) me.

based snus bros

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What are binland posters' excuse, then?

the fire rises

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huge amounts of self-hatred

this is /hoc/ you stupid bong

>this is pure /hoc/

please slow down

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why is this one of the few that actually makes me lol every time?

nice redditspacing you fucking retard

i remember being pissed we didn't get the day off school

>ruining a cake

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sharks meetup?

Is it October yet?

no, i was a toddler then. first memories came maybe a year or so later.

what is reddit and why do they get so much space?

what slang is his in your age group nowadays

me and another user both went to game 4 against the ducks last april

hip*

did you fuck?

For me it's driving around with my windows down blasting heavy metal music so everyone knows how cool I am

>trying to act hip for the young people
fuck that

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i'm a diagnosed sperg so idk really. fortnite is still kinda popular but i never played it. if you wanna be "hip" you reference the current flavor-of-the-month meme.

why do i get roadrage so easily

its 3 mil a season for a team with oodles of room

i get raging rods when i drive haha

This is true dystopia
nice to know we've finally arrived

it's hard not to with all the fuckin IDIOTS out there

Illinois is legal in marijuana now

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Who wants to join my minecraft server

that's nice sweety
are they any Dispensaries up yet?
>i got one about an hour away

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too busy play runescape

should have been a roster of champions
thanks gary

/hoc/ dnd campaign when?

>tfw you want to feel bad for louongo retiring but milbury traded his ass away for nothing

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just an endless series of suffering islelfags are used to
surprised you havent off'd yourself yet given your mental condition

only 2 more months until wow:classic guys

Ukrainian whores

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based

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at least things are looking up now.

ayy lmao

>$15 a month for a nostalgia trip
Decidedly shant

Oh ya? In what way?

Did I stutter? Devils are a bong Hockey team. I'm saying they'd heem the entire nogball league.

they finally broke 100 points for the first time in 30 years

Just kidding, that ones Norwegian.

devils are a hebrew team

>Did I stutter?
oh Scotland, (You) card

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it was in

its not even nostalgic
they are going to have a shit ton of qol improvements from the modern version

complete and utter waste of time

disgusting as ever
ayy lmao

lots of good prospects on their way up, finally competent general management, and a new arena in a few years.

neighbor is beating his wife again

based

>finally competent general management
the islels signed two twenty goal scorers to 6 mil per and are likely going to let lee walk
sadly management above coaching is still a train wreck

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lee is gonna stay. I feel it

>shit ton of qol improvements
not really

lou is a fuckin retard not sure why anyone likes him
hes a big reason for the leafs' cap space issues

General Lee will spend the rest of his career with the isles

He built a team that won three cups
However he's a relic from the pre-salary cap era though, not sure why he still has a GM gig

yeah lou is the reason for the leafs issues like matthews and tavares contracts

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1143989710752288768

SAM ON SUICIDE WATCH

those are unironically fair contracts for point per game players
lou was responsible for the marleau and zaitsev contracts

Rumor is they are making a run at panarin. Seems it is down to FLA, Nyr and NYI. He has meetings in NY this week. The major advantage for the Rags is that they have John Davidson now, who knows Panarin personally from Columbus. But a few Rangers beat writers are talking like Florida is a lock, but they just might be trying to temoer expectations.

His 2 good moves don't come off as his accomplishments but his bad moves do. He's not anywhere near responsible for Tavares leaving, but his free agency was buoyed by Lehner. Lehner was one of the cheapest options available and the Martin/Komarov deals were by far the worst of the deadline. If you tack on Marleau and Zaitsev, that's 4 horrible contracts in a row. If the Lee and Lehner contracts suck, since it's likely they both resign, how the fuck can you trust the guy?

Just heard about Lu lads how do we feel

I drove my car right off the bridge. I dont care, I love it.

don't really care

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Based
Surprise surprise Sweden is being a rude

GRRREAT SAVE LUONGO

sorry what was i supposed to say?

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>nucks have to pay an extra 2.2m each year
that's basically burning a 1 year contract for a decent player every year for the next 3 years

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you failed to mention the abominations that are the eberle and nelson contracts

You could have asked me how my day is going

yeah thats an abomination compared to hayes 5 years 7 million contract. dumb fuck

great idea! how is your day going, friend? made any good posts?

Good thing they traded away a first round pick for JT Miller

Hayes is 7×7

That's why the Rags dumped him. Same with Miller.

I’m at work now. Earlier today I was watering flowers and my hose broke and I got soaked.

That would get you an armia, a ryan pulock or a kempny

ouch

youtube.com/watch?v=NW8LPgv4NK0

Give me one (1) good reason to validate the existence of the Hongcouver Cantpucks

you know, instead of constantly watering the plants you should try flooding the area, this will do wonders for the fertility of the soil

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>ballbusting your sister at the family table

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>tfw no final game

Because we are stanley cup champions asshole

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>b-but other teams made worse signings!!
these teams fan bases werent promoting how upper management was a positive for their team

we were talking about lou, idiot
yes the hayes contract is also bad

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your feathering technique needs work

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stop

>saving a thumbnail

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holy fucking cringe

Got you covered, lads.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ajPFWfZu_iQ

Almost at 300 of these things now.

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shame there aren’t any good ones

boom, roasted

>Lily Mo poster

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have sex

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1143992240626393089
>It’s been busy on the opening of RFA speaking day: also hear that teams have called into Sebastian Aho’s camp. I think Aho’s only desire is to sign with Carolina but doesn’t stop teams from doing their dilligence.

twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1143994464731652097
>Doesn't sound like #Flyers are anywhere close to signing Ivan Provorov, who has flown under the radar a bit in this RFA class. He's 22, plays 25 min/night and has a 17-goal season on his ELC. $$$$$. Like a lot of RFAs, sense is he'll be patient and wait for market to develop.

who's gonna win this race? buffalel seems so much more poorly managed

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just got done fucking your mom

anything is possible in your imagination

Vancouver is legitimately cursed but Buffalel is completely inept. My money is on the Cancucks

Wtf this isn’t /cric/

nice save, really turned it around on him

W E A K

not that hard too differentiate: /hoc/ has north americans and north euros, /cric/ has anglos and streets-hitters

youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

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>vancouver cannotpucks

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finna

fantastic development

yep, this one would get my seed

and feed

why do i have to keep resetting my Yea Forums settings

this is a sneed-free zone

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is there a left side mirrored to the right version of this pic pls :D

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I’d build a Bulju statue

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>Maximum compensation for signing a player through offer sheet is four first-round picks
Is there even any player in the league that's worth this? Is even McMeme worth this?

Do you want a normal resolution version or shitty thumbnail version?

just woke up

stay woke

normal is good :D

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N/a/shville!

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who is this boner baron?

>pedosota mild

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do NOT post anime
DO post >rags
>rags

>do NOT post anime

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>rags

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SOON™

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

>new IP
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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no no no must be like split picture in half and the other side with the pointy finger mirrored to the right so is like two hands pointing!!

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Sure are a lot of guys without a father in this thread. Me

Are the Vegas Golden Knights, dare I say it, back?

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Sorry to hear about your father user. I can be your daddy if you like.

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never left retard

I hope you're having a good day/evening/noon/morning user. And if not I hope it gets better.

You seem upset

I hope it does too.

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some bulgarian qt i googled randomly

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so what did you do today to make the world a better place?

is it true that the minnesota wild signed parise and suter to unironic 13 year contracts?

>blots

OH NO NO NO

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I didn't shoot my neighbor

Did something happen or are we just laughing for the sake of laughing?

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1144017531700731905
A new challenger approaches for pavelski

Imagine signing karlsson just to lose pavelski
Surely the sharks are playing some 4d chess

twitter.com/hockeyfights/status/1143955705860243457

we need another patrick roy type goalie in the 'chel to start shit

the good ol days

man the old kitties jerseys were kino

for me, it's heading down to the rink to beat the heat

>Arizona Coyotes bring in 5-foot-3 Sean Dhooghe for development camp

>sean the huge
>5'3

>*skates right through your goalie's five-hole in your path*
they might be onto something

It was a legal contract when it was signed fuck you Gary aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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>Rusty Peons

whats a decent whiskey under $20?

no such thing. Captain Morgan is pretty much the cheapest "okay" whiskey.

captain morgan is rum m8
will probably settle for evan williams or something

Captain Morgan is rum you dumbass

retard

Captain Morgan is a leafs defensemen you dumbass

Makers mark

after all these years i still got it

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fuck I’ve been baited
god dammit

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90% of cheaper whiskey brands are just relabeled MGP blends with made-up origin stories. It literally doesn't matter.

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Evan Williams
t. booze expert and an alcohol

>don't even drink
>know fucking nothing about different kinds of alcohol
>can't get baited by Finland for mixing them up
ha ha got 'em

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Please don’t blaspheme lad /hoc/ is a Christian nation

foxnews.com/sports/meet-the-worlds-sexiest-hockey-goalie-who-has-sent-pulses-racing-on-the-ice-and-stunned-instagram-with-skimpy-selfies.amp

My friend brought her Newfoundland pupper into my bar today lads he’s based

We know.
Shame she does her make-up like such a thot. It seems to be getting worse.

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>my bar

fuck up christ cuck
no goes anywhere when they die least of all bootlickers like you

gross

T. underage brainlet

okay, I'm thinking this is based

Check her newer pictures. Like I said, it's only getting worse.
instagram.com/mikaylademaiter/?hl=en

Reminder that /hoc/ is for 5/5's only

S

then leave gay boy

I work in a bar ya dingus

What kind

Gay bar

Microbrewery for boomers

who wants some loaded shredded chicken, cheesy, taco fries? Homemade

I can feel the hatred coursing through my veins.

When will we get to see this absolute unit in the NHL?

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I’ve got some good regular boomers that tip well but I’m over all the beers we make after this long

Shut up heathen

I’m making chili
cry more you dog

how often you reckon ted changes his bong water?

After he drinks it

>larping as Sam
Grim

Goodnight sweet prince

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For me? The Gospel of John and the Acts of the Apostles

cant wait to listen to come centrists debate about nothing for 3 hours lads

imagine doing it for free

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>5'4

>centrists
a
aha
ahahahahahahaha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE CENTRISTS

>implying

Xheattle Dickgirls
Halifax Hitler Did Nothing Wrongs

Haha mewo

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who the fuck is sam?

Don't forget to change and wash your bed sheets AT LEAST every other week /hoc/

So it's confirmed, Seattle's AHL farm team will be located in Palm Springs

I routinely wake up covered in sweat and change my sheets twice a year whether they need it or not
Cry more for me

brap

based
boise FAGGOTS btfo

>introducing your xheattle dickgirl affiliates, palm springs __________
?

netorare

New bread

>27 posts early

hard shant

metropolitans

Shanty and will sage if need be

It's such a shame I literally can not get fired. When I get home from work Finland is always asleep so I have to either stay up posting til 3 am or devote my entire weekend to /hoc/. Which I really don't mind since its what I did when I wasn't working, but I have other shit to do now. Finland should be more accommodating to ME

>RRREEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF

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Sage doesn't work retard

What is it you do Sam

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thinking about a certain manitoban’s not so virgin boipussi

Not at liberty to discuss

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>show up to work 4 hours late
>really hot outside
>no shower in 5 days
>drank in that morning
>lean too hard on reception desk
>bunch of papers and shit goes flying
>sweating hard
>called into boss's office
>boss gives you a raise for being indigenous

>t. city of winnichug employee

If it's not a real personyoure still a virgin imo

Something you want to share with us?

Sam is super based today

Not in particular

Changing your bong water is gay. I'm going gym. See you next thread

Imaging thinking, typing, and then posting this.

You guys reckon if I put cinderblocks under my iron board for support I wouldn't need to buy a bench for home gym?

MY huskies :)

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>lundshit
>best anything

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>nobody mentions them
>rags

I got a great exciting post lined up for the next thread

Scumtois

just had a thought in my head lads

on time

>i was merely pretending to be retarded

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