/cric/ket WORLD CUP 2019

>Captain puts himself in for an over
Based
>He gets a wicket
EXTREMELY FUCKING BASED

these English ads are so fucking awful the accents are killing me

my algorithm predicted pakistan to be bowled out for 212

>be hafeez
>most experienced player in the team
>throw away wicket to finch
>throw away wicket to kane
such a low iq batsman

How is that shitter hafeez STILL in the paki squad

cancer spotted

i'm out ....

you speak with the same accent...

>HaFUSED

watch ur own fucking illegal stream then

>pakis trying to bat themselves out.
On the take from the bookies again

I'm not a northerner

hmm

I'm always here. I'm everywhere. There's no escaping me. Fuck off you little bitch.

Santner with the /elite/ economy

And nothing of value was lost

anyone else notice that entire cooperate section has been empty all day
pretty grim

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heard there's a quake. how're my paki bros holding up?

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am I the only kiwibro left here?

what will this mean for tajikistani cricket

>literally every team has been thoroughly EXPOSED at this point
ugh

Useless earthquake if none of them died.

What???????

why can't anyone chase a score in this CWC?
grim.

Why are your compatriots such cowards?

I pray for a speedy recovery for my Pak, Afghan and Tajik brothers. Inshallah.

Imagine being brown and not able to play spin.

GONEGONEGONEGONEGONEHESFUCKINGGONEUMPBALLRIGGEDSPORT

What do you run it on?

No one is unbeatable.

Sleep deprivation is something to be scared of

I remember witnessing Tajik divergrass players beating my local club at the stadium.

32 core 64 threads threadripper.

who's the fella on the paddy power ads? I feel like there is a joke i'm not getting

lads, why is there a Pakistani player who's not brown?

fucken whack those bails you legend

looking like a colombo pitch on day 5 out there

giggs eys brother

I need to know, who will win?

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thats the coach

WALLOP

Grim

the pakis can obviously bring it home quite comfortably from here but god, every time it looks like we should lose we get away with i

no, the ginger guy.

W A L L O P

Do you want Pakistan, beat NZ get to the semis, it doesn't matter. Becasue you'll eventually have to meet India again who, as you know, you are a bitch for becasue they TOP you every time.

probably afghan, what name?

kiwis in big trouble here

Lmao Babar is the shitty paki version of Chad Kohli.

>wanna post about the wallop or wicket that just happened
>captcha takes me 10 tries to do, the whole over is done by then

yikes, you're butthurt

>can't play kane's dogshit offies
yikes

more like in glorious ascendancy, they've got the browns on the ropes here with spin

is the match happening in pakistan?

>doesnt see how much the ball is turning
seething cazzie

wut????

For me, it's a ferguson wicket

What

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Yeah

might need to take a look at getting some wickets at this juncture

>mccullum shitting on hafeez for reckless batting
oh this is choice

drive the car slowly

Shaheen I think.

INDIA

santer got his costume dirty

Have you tried applying for MI:6?

>babu

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Why are South Asians so obnoxious?

>costume
Laughed way too hard at that.

this is not heaps good bro

With NZ shitty bowlers goodluck with that

mindless drones

pretty comfy match ngl
even tho it looks like england are crashing out

I am a simple man of simple profession

afridi, an afghan tribe

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kek

For fucks sake they don’t have good bowlers at least rotate the strike fuck Dhoni for making this meme tier batting style famous

Buddhe ko abh cricket chod dena chahiye

>coming from a german

Misbah did this to us, not Dhoni.

Babu is a shitty batsman. He ain't no Kohli, he doesn't know how to rotate strike.

pepe's chicken or nandos?

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

>Usman: "This is classic Pakistan. Most dangerous batsman? Not Williamson, not Taylor, not Latham, but Neesham and Grandhomme. Most dangerous bowler? Not Bout, but Williamson."

nandos is overpriced trash

why is this allowed?

monmo's

BOWLED HIM

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what do you mean?

Pepe's you fucking knob

I liked it
a lot

NZ bowling attack fucking sucks not even trying to take wicket

blog on

link plz lads

We're killin em with kindness

NZ are missing le glasses man

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>RRR over 6

if you don't like it mate just unsubscribe

looks like we're gambling on our death bowlers keeping it tight, and to be fair bowling pak out from here is unrealistic

Stellar acting from Gough in that hair loss advert.

Based fucking Shakib

>popshit reference
I'm glad the pakis are gonna defeat you kiwi

Go on then
mssev.com/live/2019/nzea-vs-pak/

people watch cricket in Spain?

>shitro

fat chicken for me
fatchicken.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/FatChicken_Menu-Flyer_web.pdf

What exactly is that a reference to? It's just a saying megamind.

why the fuck bowl munro anyway

hit some fucken wallops

desperately trying to justify his place in the team

I wish. Brit abroad living in Seville. Watching all this cricket makes me wanna play again but there's nowhere to go.

Gibraltar?

W A L L O P
A
L
L
O
P

for me, it's the seafood pack
also the prices are not as bad as I expected from you

I don't get what the game plan has been here

preparing for brexit?

trust the plan. bane with the 200 iq moves

Gibraltar is boomers getting tanned looking at all the funny monkey fellas, zero cricket outlets there mate

No response, pathetic.

you're trying to knock >us out but it'll backfire when your poopie bowling is smashed by Roy

Plan was to wait for the inevitable paki collapse

Pretty good bet but not this one time I guess

Reckon poo peeland might lose this.

looking grim for poopees here

>Brit abroad
show yourself paki

the silence was an acknowledgement of my autism, retard.

Not much room for a pitch mate. Football comes first.
Gonna do a reverse Eoin Morgan and become Irish.
One of the weirdest places I've ever been.

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t. freshie

Gameplan is to lose against degenerate mudlsime Im sure kiwi roastie pm is behind this shitty performance of kiwi

pack your bag peewees you're done here

>boult this early
good call but it shows whatever we were trying to do hasn't worked

Wallop it

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WALLOP
Suck shit New Zealand you cucks

SMASHED

>I acknowledged it by not acknowledging it

R A R E
A
R
E

amir the unsung hero in this match i feel, an overlooked performance

were hoping for another loose shot or edge against the spin but there just wasn't one

hate these wc cazzies tbeh

N E W
E
W

>kane bowling out 10 overs
Dire.

the absolute state

I love based Curacao

is haris sohail, dare i say it, elite?

God i fucking hate you poo peelanders

So if Pakistan win today, will they support >us against England

i-initiate collapse!
INITIATE COLLAPSE!!!
WHY ISN'T IT WORKING GODAMNIT

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that peninsula sure could do with an ugly af opera house that's inexplicably regarded as an architectural masterwork.

>not being able to comprehend a sentence
were you, by any chance, shot by Saint Tarrant?

I hope we lose.

>losing to the paki pissrat

They can lose to NZ too, similar result for >us. Grim for me though having to root for either of >you

That flag's barely worth a (you)

kek

Bharat, Pak Bhai-Bhai

How delayed and over budget you want that?

Based India please beat Englel.

His brother ordered against a collapse, so it won't happen.

*farts*

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I think I comprehended your sentence more than you did desu

Why wasnt that a wide?

>guptill misfield
blimey

the best WC was in 99, the worst was 2015

Huh I think you're right there.

then probably I am the one who is the reatard here
forgive me kiwi

best was 83 or 96, worst was 07

is it easier to learn hindi or Chinese?

Do you think Babar shaves that strip between his eyebrows or does it just grow in the enigmatic way

Pakistan will win inshallah

>Barely wins against West Indies
>Losing to Pakistan

Was New Zealand the real meme team all along?

hindi

plucks a hair for every score below 50

Debating whether or not to make an official laugh at NZ thread

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true. minnows winning the cup is always more exciting

99 pak team was goat. shame they succumbed to the lure of jew money and threw it.

Lads lets agree to have the next tournament during ramadan

inshallah mashallah

they just wanna lose to a muzzy cunt as "reparation"

kek

It's because they didn't do the meme dance before the game

fucking kiwi wankers the pakis are about to knock us out

>the match should've been over by now
why are they 10 overs behind?

Alright heading to sleep now hope the pakis won’t throw it

>shitner

relax, we still only need to win one of our matches... I think

this kiwi team won't be too tough

new zealand's craniums look under immense stress out there

>muh santner’s 18 balls will save us
kek, eat shit ian smith you fat fucking cunt

Where are all the peelanders in the crowd

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pray to bhagwan for us m8

>poos rooting for paks
is it pottery?

>stayed up for this
I want my reparations

I would invite you to take part in "laugh at england" thread

Unironically hate the Bangladeshi cricket team the most. They're the most obnoxious little fucks.

fuck off

ggwp pakistan

You need to win two if Bangladesh win the next game

late start due to rain

if we lose one we have to hope the pakis dont win their last 2

>Shartner gives away 2 boundaries in the same way one after another

>Pak won by 7 wickets in 92 against NZ in groups
woah

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biggest of them all is the little chimp mushfiq

Birmingham is a little lahore

Anyone else have that Tarrant feel rn?

C O P E
O
P
E

good post

if pak beat bangladesh and afghan and india beat england, pak go through even if england beat nz
pak go through

dont you have a woman to rape or street to shit in you fucking ugly subhuman

Why don't New Zealand just win?

I'll never understand the point of showing tummy like this.
That awful looking belly button ugh.

Halloo

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>dead rubber tomorrow
grim

SEETHING kaffiroid

kek

You have to think wickets are required at this stage

Seething intensifies

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Are you really an incel?

Shall I terminate the unibrow lads?

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Thank god, now I don't have to see anymore fucking screenshots of the goddamn results table with NZ at the top

>b-but muh unbeaten team
>muh oye hoye
>muh pakistan can’t chase
egg on ya face you fucking kiwi wankers. fuck you

>stench dolt

Just want to see this baba black sheeo dog get fucking YOINKED

i may have lost my temper just then old boy. i apologise, hope you can forgive me and all that

Your cranium looks small.

>will never have a NZ gf

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gg ez

Caveman Turbochad

fuck poo peeland. the only positive is their last 2 games are aus and england and if they lose both they could be in trouble

r8 my gf lads

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well I cant get a girl and I am KHV, atleast untill I graduate and get a job, after that my parents can find me someone to marry

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shoaib malik punching the air right now

Based Pakistan. Happy for them.
Is Pakistan worth visiting?

>mallus

Based hippo woman/10

jfc you madrasi

I didn't realise there were aboriginals in India too.

there's ample deliveries remaining to take the rest of pakistans wickets - secret strategy?

indians are aboriginals themselves.

there's a lot of beauty in the hunza valley and other northern areas, just take a guide with you though situations could get sticky with taliban presence

ah south indians, the superior race

Solid kek.

Pff might as well sleep more

I love every nation except for New Zealand

wow pakistan played good today why don't they play like this every time haha

south indians..

>"Death bowling"
>No one dies

Reckon this semen slurping sport isn't for me

Only if you're into mountains and other natural landscapes

why do subcontinental women have such massive titties generally? no ass tho

literally has the highest mountains in the world if you're interested in mountaineering.

they're south indians, tamils mostly

poor batting, this game should have ended 5 overs ago

do south indians look like that?

Rare.
Also it's worth visiting if you're into spicy food and >muh scenery.

is nz the most cucked team?

did these nibbas just compare muhammad ali (pbuh) to a squash player

Bengalis can be modeled as 50% S-Indian or more.

yes but we are also the funnest team

taliban and poo

everyone except north west indians in india is quite australoid.

Looks 50% SEA

>visiting pakistan
>ever

We'll beat India and NZ so we're going through anyway.

we are actually more asian but kay

COPE

these are both true.

>A*nglos in charge of winning clutch matches
Aussies are honorary curries

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honestly, wouldnt mind visiting pakistan
already visited india when one of my uncles got married there

this t b h

>taking the full 50 overs to win
Could have been in bed over an hour ago.

Tait is unironically an overseas citizen of India

your the afghan eh?
why did your uncle marry a poo?

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Depends on the Bengali. Some have high SEA admixture, while others could have a high Veddoid admixture.

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Just wanna see gobar azam aka pakistanis pissrat poohli score a century

it's like that Creed song

I reckon ferguson needs to hit a 6 here

>ywn make love with qt zinta

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this 92 meme needs to stop

me rn

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A wicket here would really make things interesting

New Zealand arent even a good team, theyve been shit this wc

>EXTRAS 6 after Ferguson wide
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Id bet a 10 dollars her pussy smells like shutki

Maybe Kevin Nash shouldn't have gotten raped then.

the uncle im talking about didnt marry a poo, he married an afghan and they decided to do it in india, because it was cheaper then flying her family over to us (the uncle in question lives in america)

my mums uncle is married to an indian hindu tho. also have a cousin married to a german woman and another cousin about to marry an american korean

we're afghanizing these hoes

oh my

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B E D
E
D

GEETAYGA BHAI GEETAYGA
PAKISTAN
GEETAYGA

Will this be a nail biter?

Spot so many Kashmir flags in the crowd lol.

completely unfair as Pakistan have home advantage

He's at 99?
Get him.

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Yeah,they have only won against shit teams.

Is this le Epic Mauka thread?
youtu.be/foZzckMF5Y4

>they still haven't won
I should have just slept what the fuck

BABARRRRRR

kek
FUCK BLAIR
FUCK OPEN DOOR IMMIGRATION

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How are there that many pakis there?

>Birmingham

Just 1(one) wicket and this whole game could change.

Who's bowling the last 3 lads?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Shan't be forgiving the kiwis for this one.

>why are there many pakis in pakistan?
gee I dunno

Paki central?

Really don't appreciate playing for your 100.

boundary incoming

bit stressful

chad haris to strand cuckbar on 99

>englishstan

>Losing the game because you wanted to get a round number
Make it happen

Literally home of the Rape Gang.

we have 0 immigration controls, basically everyone can come here

Our right wing politicians have been advocating for an "australian style points system" for years now

GOOONEEEE GOT EMMMM

kek, 6 and a four, do it cunt

Sounds delightful

reckon ferguson looks like brad pitt

Based.

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Holyfuck I hate Wasim Akram's commentary

BASEDBAR

babr did it

Hope they invade the pitch and tear the NZ team to shreds

>losing to fartistan

>Barbar
My nigga.

mums seething that babar kissed the floor, fumed that it was "completely over the top"

deus vult lads

Awful bowling fuck

babr means tiger in persian

>shitty paki version of chad kohli

>thank you God for giving me a century

Cringe

Based Babar working mum into a seethe

Hope Imran is setting off a few nukes in celebration

it was more of an apology.

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me on the left

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Ferguson you fucking suck

well played lad

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>the table pooping poopeeland
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>losing to pookistan

seeeeething ho

So lads who do we scapegoat

fuck off mate thats me mother your talking about

saint tarrant

Where are the paki posters?

gg anyway lads

Your whore PM must have called.

>losing to poopeestain

you were never that good tbeh, not world cup winning material. NZ is still a small team

Tactical loss to get us knocked out.

Didnt watch it but Munro and Henry

Finish the match already dumb inbred pakis

If one of India and Pakistan did finally nuke each other.
Who would you hope gets nuked?
Impartial flags only.

>tarrant

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You have zero good bowlers except Boult. Should be chasing runs instead of defending them.

>poo posters desperate for kiwis to be upset

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lads
LADS
>englel

The Kiwi bowling attack, everybody

Pakistan and when there's a Southernly wind so India gets irradiated.

>he doesn't who's hiding behind those "impartial" flags

I hate cricket haha :)

Kek

Unironically you
Stop crossing the border pls

lad we all know you lot get real quiet when nz loses. u cry in silence like a bitch, which is okay.

>Henry last over
Williamson a literal mastermind of the chase.

honestly, we as a community should come together and congratulate pakistan, regardless of politics
congratulations pakistan!

This I was wondering the same thing roastie must have forced the NZ team to lose against inbred PORKI

>didn't even dislodge the bails

DUMB INBRED PAKIS

FARKING GONE

GOLLAPSSE

>sebbesity desperate for kiwis to be upset

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i dont believe it

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YOU KIDDIE FIDDLER

GONE PAKIS ARE DONE OH NONONONONONO

DODGY FUCKING BAILS YET AGAIN

fuck off cuck

time for fap and bed. suggestions lads

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Smooth sailing from here I reckon

Cute jazz hands appeal

Wtf are they doing

hit a fucking boundary you dumb bastards.

What's hannen with these bails?

>a white man calling me a cuck
befuddling

>wasim yelling

Wicket a ball last over I'm thinking

PAKISTAN GOING TO CHOKE

Would you rather see them give up?

Wasim Akram is worse than Manjrekar

how do you know im white
uk flag in 2019 coud be basically any colour

Has shartfaraz ever scored a boundary in his life

>1 from 6
It's a draw

Talking about the pakis you mong

Work just called. Looks like I'm gonna miss the winning run.

FOR FUCK SAKE

has a team ever choked the last over and tied or lost when they only needed one run

Imagine if pakistan chokes this.

So was I

because you sound like you fuck black guys

Probably NZ lol

Most deifnitely (probably us).

>losing to shartistan
kek

KEK

K E K

Congradulations Pakistan

SHUT UP GODD SHUT UP WASIM YOU FUCKING RETARD

Sleep beckons. Fuck off sheep shaggers.

Lets lose this on a wide I reckon, can't let them get the satisfaction

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdYOMggU38g&t=334s

>final over
MAKE IT STOP

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>implying they aren't taking it to the final over to give their supporters full value

come on now

why is he so loud

yikes

She is the only good commentator in all of cricket, you cannot prove me wrong

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DON'T WORRY INDIA IS GOING TO THROW AGAINST ENG.
HAHAHA

The Australian Mentality.

congrats pakis

GG. Won a cheeky $24 on pakis.
Night lads.

Han bhai bhenchodon maan yawon pajeeton kaisa dia haan? Bharway? Kekekekeke

sebbo replied to me
how grim

>losing to inbred goat rapists
OH NO NO NO NO

>not Isa

ooo very sad... for new zealand

absolutely btfo lmao

Tournament is alive fiends

lads, I'm new to cricket.
why does it say that Pakistan won by 4 wickets?
didn't they win by 4 runs and 2 wickets?

NZ BTFO
HAHA CRY MORE LITTLE PEEWEES
FUCKING HOBBIT GROUNDS
FUCKING PRIME MINISTER
USELESS SHEEP SHAGGERS

Once Bruce Reid only needed one run to win or tie and he faced a maiden

yep this is based, see you Saturday Poo Peeland, kek

Someone nuke this stadium while it's filled to the brim with pakis plz

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APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW CRIC

TOP MUMMY

that's the spirit

No women is, that's right go home and make my dinner fucking who-wa.

Based
PLEASE watch our sport, PortuGOD

kinda agree but they're all shit

SAARE JAHAN SE ACHA HINDUSTAN HAMARA

kek

KEK

K E K

betfags eternally btfo

THIS

>hindgandustan

Ftfy

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OH NO NO NO

"New Zealand weren't bad, they were just outclassed"
What the fuck are you talking about mate

APOLOGIZE

jacinda ardern are you watching? your boys took one hell of a beating.

What?

HUM BULBULE HAI ISKI
YE GULSITA HAMARA

but pakistan won?

>outclassed by pakis
ABSOLUTE STATE

>Interview in Urdu

Based

Why are Munro and Latham still playing

I'm sorry for doubting, pakibro

that was a good game, I was hoping we could pull a win out of thin air and we almost managed it, kinda. really happy with every part of our game except our top order, if we can fix that we can win the trophy but it's a big if really. also happy for the pakis still being alive. nice comeback by henners as well, good on him.

>losing to poopeestain
state of kiwi cricket tbeh

elite prediction coming in
india > windies
sri lanka > seffefrika
pakistan > afghanistan
australia > poo peeland
india > englel
sri lanka > windies
india > bangladesh
englel > poo peeland
windies > afghanistan
pakistan > bangladesh
india > sri lanka
australia > seffefrika

ladder
india 17
australia 16
poo peeland 11
pakistan 11
englel 10
sri lanka 10
bangladesh 7
windies 5
seffefrika 3
afghanistan 0

>interview in Urdu
grim

So... is this good or bad for England?

NZ will forever remain our bunnies. KEK,

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very bad

ooo very bad! for England

should bring in blunder and hamish marshall

reminder that if englel lose both their last games, they're out of the world cup unless the bangladesh v pakistan game gets rained on

Bad

HUMARA HUMARA
SAARE JAHAN SE ACHA

They laughed at me yesterday when I said NZ is done and Pakistan is in glorious ascension. Apologize faggots!

>Pakistan coasting earlier
>check now
>won with only 5 balls left
What happened?

>wagecucks

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ham apni zuban bolenge

Why do these jerks turn up AFTER a win wtf

Bad, means we pretty much have to win our last two games against NZ and India.

>Won 92

meme magic

respect from brampton, khalistan to the pakistan cricket team

pakistan zindabad!
khalistan zindabad!

at least we stay even when it's grim for us

>singing in Anu Malik's voice

>impartial commentator
>"we gave them every session"

We'll beat England.

lads i would just like to say
it is shakib bro

No you don't.

Aggers may be a cunt but him and Tuffers make the most enjoyable pair. I do enjoy Mitchell though.

bro.... U are vry good..

Teri maa ki chute zindabaad

lol

based

it's far more grim than that actually . Pakistan are 1 pt behind with Afghanistan to play next

bunnies?

Everyone beats England, even England

new zealand /cric/ bros, drop a like if you're old enough to remember these threads being a ghost town after all our other wc games

>service is joy
and there's the difference between muslims and jews: the former believe service is joy, the second believe rule is joy.

t. harddick ram kumar dickshit

have you seen your bowling m8? hahahahaha

feel relieved desu, was uneasy even with one run to win

this is looking very grim for englel, pretty sure they'll not qualify

>england beating NZ
>england beating India
neither are going to happen

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upvoted

Have you seen ours?

Yeah and desu for me Haris played a better innings than Babar.

Is he just saying arbeit macht frei

have you seen your team m8? hahahahaha

Table topping New Zea................

Get that stupid poo seethe out of here.

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pakistan lost the warmup game against afghanistan quite pathetically. there's a 50/50 chance they'll choke against them too

Please beat England and lets have a kino semifinal.

oof this movie was soooo cringy
they turned john cenas theme into a love song

Pakistan bullies NZ in world cup games

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>dreams of a seething deluxe streetshitter

*mauka semifinal

>implying you're beating bangladesh

Pakistan is our kryptonite

>Lagaan
>Cringey
Kys niggerdeshi

Your chances are pretty much rely on the deluxe street shitters lol

aur kitna haroge bc

>Pak vs WI was a dream
>Pak vs India was a dream
>Pak vs Aus was a dream

two of those games were literally winnable but the team choked and lost terribly

kek forever parasitic till the very end even in cricket

Then make the continent proud bhenchod and beat engerlel or I’ll shit in your mouth 4 footiyay kojay chutiyay

gand marien ge iss bar

>kino
You mean boring

this is the exact same situation like the champions trophy. when we are confident, we will outplay anyone.

like every time lol, ab to sharam karo besharmo

Why do Indidns ruin everything. Let the paki lads enjoy their win you fucking scumbags.

No new bread?

BAsed gimme your cell # I wanna congratulate you no cia promise

compulsive need to shit everywhere

>implying india won't throw the game against us to spite pak

Dare I say it we got our revenge.

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they'll try harder because its a chance to knockout the favorites

They probably would too.

Someone bake it pls

BASED

pretty sure we're gonna throw. gonna get bowled out for sub 200

nuke is coming

Which is the greater prize, the WC or the prestigious Oye Hoye?

OYE HOYE

you're gonna make it harder for you by letting england progress

DAILY REMINDER KHALISTAN/GREATER PUNJAB CRICKET TEAM WOULD HAVE:

KOHLI
DHAWAN
BABAR
AAMIR
HARIS

POOJETS AND ABDOOLS ARE NO MATCH FOR PUNJAB

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Need a redpill on this trophy

You know the answer m8. Can't wait for the away leg next year.

nah India are virtually through if they win against West Indies.

Do we have to give it back now?
Fuck

Should be fun

Oye sardarji 12 baj gaye so jao

changa ha, punjabi sare prah ne

warming up to the kiwis all of a sudden

New

India

Jagmeet Singh, is that you?

this movie is based tbqhwy

What's the grimmest out of the following:

>Indian posters
>New Zealand attack
>Australian middle order
>England's mental fortitude
>Wahab Riaz's hairline

Has to be indian posters

1,4,5,3 then 2

SJWs are your kryptonite