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Caleb Carter
Jonathan Morales
For me, it's Tapez OK pour retourner a votre match
Aiden Perez
Hudson Thompson
Nicholas Thomas
Parker Rivera
Sebastian Morris
Luis Carter
Nicholas Murphy
Ryder Sanders
Jack Rodriguez
stop
Isaac Brooks
F
Jackson Lopez
Jason Nguyen
Crunchy.
Lucas Perry
nice edit, mate, but that's not what happened
Thomas Reed
For fucks sake niggas
David Jones
Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Nelson
Gavin Young
nice, saved
Andrew Walker
Southern europeans for me
Levi Butler
don't open this one, it's next level hardcore
Tyler Turner
Brody Hernandez
Brandon Morgan
that nog protuguese player smiling, knowing that's bullshit
Jacob Fisher
Hudson Brooks
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
CONGRATULATIONS PARKEY, YOU WON A TRIP TO FREE AGENCY
Leo King
Carter Price
Is that Juninho Pernambucano?
Liam Morgan
m9 that's nothing. check out this horror show
Noah Wright
Jesus what a fucking bitch he is.
Jordan Clark
David Green
literally stepped on the foot that had surgery recently
Wyatt Gray
why is always Argentina?
Henry Lee
Who else could it be? Based GOAT FK taker.
Gabriel Flores
Oliver Perez
Jason Harris
basé
Ethan Peterson
Thomas Brown
Adrian Butler
>foot is so sore that slight pressure apparently causes unbearable agony
>somehow gets up 30 seconds later and is fine
neymar pls leave
Hudson Barnes
we get it, you're autistic
Kayden Carter
>80x50
Levi Campbell
my ancestor
Juan Bennett
Brody Ross
Thomas Collins
Zachary Rivera
Ian Ortiz
perro caca
Jack Miller
Brody Richardson
Adam Martin
Anthony Ward
>playing 70 minutes = okay
>get stepped on the foot = OWIE WOWIE D:
Ethan Richardson
those shoes have no protection on top and they have cleats, I mean you have to be an absolute retard to think he can't genuinely be in pain
Carson Phillips
>me on the phone
Juan Moore
Angel Nguyen
Usually when you're in that kind of pain, you try to avoid moving at all cost as that will only increase the pain. If you watch any player that gets seriously injured, they all stay still.
Christian Lee
>oh mighty negro wizard, please turn my leg into silly putty!
>SHAZAMMITY SHAZOOMITY YOUR LEG LOOKS LIKE A U, NIGGY!
Adam Cox
Chase Parker
why is a player that good at fks so rare?
John Ross
KEK
Jason Davis
The real GOAT
youtube.com
Nathaniel Price
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Alexander Lee
i don't get it
Ryan Torres
Camden Thomas
out fucking skilled in all fronts
Gabriel Stewart
Oh man I want to cum all over her teeth and then have her kiss my erect penis while smiling like that in front of everyone and have everyone cheer while she starts messily sucking me off and giving a peace sign to the camera and flicking her tongue all over the puffy head of my penis gently. That would be pretty cool.
Matthew Fisher
Based
Jordan Wood
Haha
Jackson Foster
should have stumped the bails in front of her to get the runner out, instead went full retard and wasted the play
Gabriel Nelson
She should have hit the 3 sticks near her to easily get the batsmen out but she threw it to the other side which was the complete opposite of what she should have done.
Itd be like throwing the ball to the base where the runner is already safe rather than tagging the runner right by your base to easily get them out. Except in cricket getting a batter out is more difficult so this was a major fuckup
Jonathan Howard
Jackson Morales
Psssh
Zachary Jenkins
...what the fuck is going on....
Parker Price
How can anyone take this shit sport seriously? Genuinely boggles the mind
Luke Cook
What happened to Neuer?
Logan Reyes
What the fuck is this ahahahahaha
Carson Cox
Ethan Smith
based stringer bell having a laugh
Nicholas Ramirez
kabbadi in France, when?
Grayson Nelson
>Khedira about to defend his brothers
kek
Juan Price
Jack Baker
Luke Russell
The concept sounds interesting but the execution looks really gay.
Blake Sullivan
is this a joke
Dylan Clark
Logan Cruz
No, this is soccer
Charles Baker
Oy vey.
Jordan Morris
Only one bail on at her end
Mason Cox
what
Daniel Ramirez
I'll post some stuff
Nolan Rodriguez
Aaron Rivera
Robert James
Neymar is a complete disgrace
Brandon Kelly
Jose Lee
Xavier Martin
Jaja
Eli Cooper
Charles Kelly
Levi Hughes
Caleb Bell
Ryder Roberts
it was surreal watching this live, you knew he would try to score that one
Kayden Lopez
did they got the penalty or not?
James Carter
fair play to the ref, all black people look the same to me too
Adam Watson
Ryan White
she can carry it in the box retard
Jace Fisher
Connor Morales
Anthony Perez
lolnope. reftard completely missed it
>random defenders are allowed to carry the ball in the box
fucking wat
Benjamin Lewis
Based
Jaxson Morgan
>WE DEMAND EQUAL PAY
Brayden Sanders
Xavier Hughes
true kino game of football
Brandon Diaz
Cameron Baker
Anthony Hall
Jose Lewis
women are just as good as men yo fucking shitlord nazi
Oliver Ramirez
Grayson Collins
Aiden Miller
Luis Walker
Ryan Rodriguez
Tyler Ward
And people honestly wonder why VAR is becoming a thing.
Lucas Brown
Jaxson Fisher
Poor twingo
Lincoln Hughes
fun fact: VAR can't punish divers
Jacob Ortiz
Levi Clark
Depends on the league. In MLS, both of those potential penalties would have been overturned, and the offenders would have seen yellow. Additionally, they probably would have been fined heavily.
Charles Cruz
Asher Watson
I didn't know that. Maybe MLS is the patrician football league after all.
Alexander Sullivan
How can someone support Barcelona is beyond me
Aiden Walker
Brandon Walker
Colton Watson
How can someone expose a team this hard?
absolutamente BASADO
Jordan Allen
William Cox
Jeremiah Hall
and last but not least, my favourite.
Wyatt Williams
>hue
Gavin Turner
well, players dive because the potential sanction is so low it makes it totally worth the risk of being caught, when you balance it with the potential positive outcome
if you want to suppress diving, make the sanction so hard and harsh it's not worth taking the risk
Jonathan Torres
Do you take me for a FIFA official?
But yeah, if it would come down to me, I would make diving a thing that officials could rejudge after the game and you would get a 3 game ban.
Aiden Butler
I was just talking generally, m8.
Lincoln Powell
>3 game ban
add a 100.000 euros fine and maybe they'll listen
Joshua Richardson
kek
Zachary Baker
HAHAHAHAHA this is pathetic
Dylan Reed
Charles Wilson
Mason Phillips
>That hulking She-Mong of a defender
Daniel Morris
i think you mean that strong independent womyn, right?
Carter Brooks
Based
Adam Sanders
bazirano
Camden King
What a faggot
Matthew Lee
Should've run up and blasted it into the net after #2 dropped the ball
Jayden Brooks
Thanks, now I've got something to show my dad he'll enjoy
Evan Morales
well the play is dead if the ball hits the posts or the crossbar and lands inside the goal box.
Colton Harris
not in the penalty box, in the goal box yes. only if it bounces off the post and the defender is already in the goal area.
Justin Diaz
Daniel Powell
from the first millisecond to the last, this webm boggles my noggin
Blake Allen
beautiful
Nolan Wood
Kayden Young
Oliver Howard
>the refs just staring disappointed
Christopher Gonzalez
[citation needed]
Nathaniel Scott
the rules are being reworked. lots of players are confused. for example notice suarez is correctly appealing as this is a penalty now.
Zachary Garcia
Era offside
Charles Garcia
Jordan Diaz
>ronaldo judo kicking mascherano to death
>those head pokes
>messi walking by nonchalantly
William Davis
so like did they play with the poop still on the field ? That would be dangerous imagine if someone slipped on it haha that would smell bad haaah
Caleb Johnson
Isaac Mitchell
The 12 year old cringe in this post smells bad frognog
Benjamin Allen
Grayson Sanchez
Nathaniel Garcia
Adam Gray
16x10 pls
Charles Russell
Alexander Sullivan
Andrew Bell
Angel Thompson
Connor Diaz
Kevin Price
X Factor
Cameron Cox
Austin Jenkins
MOMMY
Jason Rodriguez
based
Jackson Roberts
>french nignog humor
Evan Hernandez
this truly is a sport for fags
Tyler Peterson
Lincoln Nguyen
that wasnt a card for mascheranos tackle?
Daniel Williams
I will truly laugh the day someone shatters Neymars leg for real.
Sebastian Gomez
Imagine enjoying cricket
Lincoln Butler
Luis Anderson
LEAVE THE TWINGO ALONE BITCHES!
Christian Carter
Kayden Edwards
one of the reasons i kinda hope he ends up in the premier league if the stories about him hating psg are true
Colton Edwards
Bentley Moore
Tyler Wilson
Robert Morris
Nolan Reyes
Aaron Cox
God, I whish that were me
Adrian Stewart
Easton Thomas
Jonathan Johnson
you gotta love how everyone that dies on that clip gets out of the frame
David Rogers
Ryan Wilson
Christian Butler
Luis Richardson
Noah Perez
Brayden Jenkins
Gabriel Sanchez
Asher Hughes
Kevin Myers
Elijah Lee
Thomas Jenkins
christ...
Isaiah Powell
For me it's women's beach volleyball
John White
rigged
Nathan Ramirez
Owen Rivera
What did Messi do to recover
Thomas Sanders
She was onside too.
Anthony Parker
basado. Nothing to be ashamed of. Lovely.
Wyatt Kelly
Dylan Hall
Why can't they swap their earphone sides so they can sit comfortably without their heads banging against each other all the time?
Jackson Turner
Reminds me if a nascar crash
Angel Perez
Keeper wearing a cap!
Thomas Russell
David Reyes
Thomas Cox
l-lads
Hunter Gray
It looks like that leg is broken.
Austin Stewart
Hahahahahaha
Game?
Lincoln Martin
for what he did, Dyatlov deserves death
Luke James
They should also do what the NHL does and penalize embellishment. Fouls and dives are not mutually exclusive. There can be both a foul and a dive on the same play.
Hudson Morris
tfw Ingrid will never be in your arms
Wyatt Brown
Ian Brooks
based.
Jason Gutierrez
Levi Cox
Benjamin Adams
that's pretty good, but here's what REALLY happened.
Ryder Collins
>4-1 up
>still diving for a pen
ffs I hate Sanchez
Ryder Bennett
Jordan Hill
Matthew Fisher
whoops I mean Suarez
Jackson Ortiz
I think what this thread tells us above anything else is that Barcelona are the worst.
Thomas Nelson
Matthew Ward
They're also 4-5 down on aggregate
Lincoln Brown
Always makes me kek.
Jacob Gonzalez
now he's shit
Cameron Thompson
>2015
He's nearing 30 now and he's probably still a virgin
Andrew Lewis
You know, I didn't even notice that. Still, fuck Sanchez/Suarez
Mason Powell
Hunter Lopez
strike
Jonathan Wright
Why is Twingo a meme on /o/?
Jason Williams
Blake Anderson
Michael Perez
Camden Peterson
>gk kit is almost exactly the same colour as field players
John Richardson
Ayden King
>vacas caca
Jordan Sullivan
Elijah Lee
Carson Taylor
Brody Moore
Julian Adams
lmao
truly invisipuck innit
Lincoln Rodriguez
El paraguayano, holy shit only webm i irl keked at
Josiah Sanders
Based
Charles Carter
Ryan Allen
true
Luke Anderson
Threw him forward with the power of his erection obv
Hudson Russell
fuck the refs who never punnish divers
a dive should be a yellow no matter what team is it
Dylan Martinez
Care to explain what's wrong with it? Doubt you've ever watched even a minute of a game.
Bentley Davis
You change that filename right now you cunt
FOOTBALL
Nathan Cruz
yep, he based
Brayden Nguyen
>implying i didn't deliberately choose that name for the extra few (you)s i get from people getting angry about it
Alexander Jenkins
some people consider this as a sport
Grayson Howard
more of a sport than handegg desu
Easton Russell
It's boring as fuck.
Matthew Adams
why are they so ugly?
Tyler Wright
god this sport is so subhuman and chimp like
Evan Miller
>clearly not enjoying the forced hug from nonwhite spic trash
this is /ourgirl/ hands down
Christopher Diaz
nigger, butthurt gus fan or both?
Carson Nguyen
it's much much better with sound
Austin Cruz
t. low iq adhd retard
Ryan Sanders
Camden Davis
I was in the stadium
Colton Flores
John Rivera
>Levante-a-te
Carson Cruz
THAT ATHLETE IS THE MOTHER OF EVERYTHING HOLY
William Turner
Wait, people always memed about "that 1966 no-goal" but that clearly bounced in just past the line. I can totally see why the linesman would call that.
Carter Barnes
you got a wider shot of this beauty?
Caleb Myers
So?
Liam Green
so it's not supposed to be so refs can see when shit like this happens
Easton Nguyen
The goal's closed; come back tomorrow.
James Rivera
Make it a 5 game ban, 5k fine
Cameron Nguyen
Salty Germans were they only ones endorsing that meme. Everyone else saw it as a goal.
Chase Morales
it was a good goal but he was playing against postmen and traffic wardens and other part timers
Sebastian Lee
FUCK THAT DIVING BITCH UP, ENGEN
Jackson Campbell
when youre being bullied and your big bro comes to rescue
Aaron Thompson
Ok this dude clearly needs glasses, he mistook the red bull with a team mate while looking right at it
Brandon Morales
Is touching the disk allowed?
Carter Flores
Why did they not kiss?
Brandon Lee
still in denial about being dykes
Brayden Bell
Why is he so BASED
Henry Morales
Arching his back, goddamn I thought soccer was gay
Blake Martinez
They're in France, they'd get stoned for that
Chase Myers
what a stupid pen baka, so glad this brainless nigger is already out of the national team
Henry Sanders
>black goalkeepers
Mason Hernandez
fking kek
Ethan Davis
Still don't know how they do it? Is this a movie?
Jeremiah Sanders
BREHS...
Jace Cox
How does that actually happen?
Did someone put glue on his gloves?
Jayden Wilson
Joshua Hall
Asher Kelly
it's from a comedy show
Hudson Gonzalez
have to admit, at least they had fun and didnt try to bury it
Jack Myers
>the goalkeeper is now the second choice in a third tier finnish team
lel
Oliver James
lmao
Xavier Perez
Lucas Howard
Justin Fisher
Julian Young
The ball has to be completely over the line, ergo no goal.
Christopher Roberts
Why do they fight for the ball after already scoring?
Christian Harris
He scores 3 other goals in this game that were also worldies
Lincoln Anderson
Chase Price
Can someone please explain what happened here? Tore muscle or tendon?
Thanks in advance
Kevin Scott
what a tweest
Christian Hernandez
I watched this goal happen live. :)
I wonder if he ever got to play against Freddy Adu there.
Wyatt Foster
Who /standandclang/ here
Christian Fisher
cosy
Thomas Foster
the coach stumble is the best part, fucking hilarious
Oliver Wood
as some sort of mental edge keepers are taught to be territorial of the goal as if it belongs to them. they see it as disrespect for someone to retrieve the ball from their own goal. and if a team scores when they're down, it's common practice to try and retrieve the ball and get it back to halfway because they still need goals and the clock is ticking. in this gas, the attacker appears to be in no rush and is just trolling.
Ryder Kelly
Literally who?
Adam Martinez
the two girls laughing at each other in the stand access
Wyatt Howard
Robert James
Oh nonono
Alexander Bell
absolutely based
Ian Bell
Lucas Flores
Guzman played for my local MLS club and did this shit all the time
Austin Ortiz
Handegg players can fight in the UFC. UFC fighters cannot play handegg.
Adrian Perry
That's what I said Adolf, looks like it was fully over the line
Samuel Gray
But why?
Ethan Fisher
>the pieces are little Brazil flags
nice touch
Noah Powell
I strive to be as cool as that dad.
Brody Parker
Christian Morris
Jack Sanders
oh shit a loli version of my ex
Joshua Morgan
>Only one bail on at her end
so?
Wyatt Hughes
Chelsea were, by such a long way, the good guys in that rivalry.
Tyler Williams
VAR will be used to refball in favour of barcelona though. UEFAlona will just become VARcelona.
Brody Edwards
best goal of that WC
Juan Butler
Why are modern balls so shit? Also where the fuck is the wall?
Andrew Martinez
Jayden Fisher
Imagine if this were women. Imagine what spincels would say.
Charles Fisher
Y EL VAR SINSON????
Aiden Murphy
Top 4 krauts are just too dominant. All of them throwing 92+ at the same time, sometimes even in same event. First time in history probably. Our little midget can barely crack 90.
Isaac Ross
that last line is the jewel of the crown
Noah Gonzalez
>mfw going through life
Its not about how hard you can hit, its about how many times you can get hit and still get back up.
Samuel Peterson
GAY
Nicholas Murphy
This gif is quintessential Yea Forums and isn't appreciated enough. Not only does Muller block, Alba also falls like a stereotypical little bitch and LCIM cuts inside.
Tyler Morales
Cooper Cooper
Wyatt Flores
which headkick murder is better? this one, or holm vs rousey?
Ryan Hall
This was given a penalty btw
Michael Wright
John Davis
lmao wtf
Hunter Fisher
This was a WC handball match, Germany got refballed hard if I remember correctly.
The longer vid is even better
youtube.com
Easton Bell
Neuer is just a cunt.
Gabriel Gray
Bentley Wright
Alexander Cook
Charles Gonzalez
>rubbing his belly
>dumping water on his mouth and nose
>rubbing his bald head and face
sides in orbit
Hunter Baker
you appear to have missed the fact one of them was giving him a handy for some reason
Robert Clark
no i understand that part, he was shitposting last week and i told him to have sex so he decided to just take the next opportunity he saw
Gabriel White
go ask in the twingo thread
Matthew Diaz
There's no Twingo thread up tho