Why are they so unlikable?

same

They've very likeable. Made some great comedies and music in my lifetime.

seething

so that would make france our papua new guinea. sounds about right.

based

t. seething unloved frog
Who even likes France besides France and Africa? :)

imagine being Scottish
imagine whining for decades about English oppressing you, and they finally let you vote for independence so you can shut up, and you vote to remain English bitch

I never cease to be amazed at the levels of seeth I encounter from random JFs

Obligatory in all sweaty OP threads:
youtu.be/29-LRuuqFT0

Could be worse, could be a fat mixed race mutt from America

>

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absolutely based.

imagine being a mountain nigger
imagine being treated like shit both irl and on spee by engpakis and still deciding to side with them on petty online disputes

>non-elite

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2021 can't come fast enough

>describing reality is siding with English
okay An(g)us MacCuckold

>having to change the st george’s pepe to the unl flag because you lost

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Except it isn’t reality. How many Scots have you met in your life and how many of them vehemently hated engpakis. Exactly

Now run along back to your third world farm and clean up the cow shite

You lost already by being born Scottish

reminder that england is scotland's bitch

I don't dislike them. I grew up with the english stereotype being a polite and educated Gentleman, ruled half of the world, combined Monarchy and Democracy, 'liberated' my country and ruled over it with the fellow Allies. When i grew older i learned about the resentments which a lot of English have for Germans but also about the common history prior the world wars. The positive image became neutral. When i was visiting England as a teenager i really liked the Island (lots of sheep though), the countryside is really nice, London was way too crowded but still enjoyable because of the great architecture and history. At the beach a group of english boys threw small stones at our group until we left, i guess they heard us speaking german. But this was the only time i felt uncomfortable in England.

Their football fans abroad generally are pieces of shit subhumans though.

God save the Königin.

You're actually kind of right.

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>not rating the eternal anglo

>lots of sheep though
You're saying it like it's a bad thing

>How many Scots have you met in your life
2 guys and 1 girl
they were nice

what the fuck has scotland ever contributed to society? and don't you dare say braveheart or sean connery.

Nice blogpost, gaylord. Jeder Tommi in den Stiefelkreis.

>At the beach a group of english boys threw small stones at our group until we left, i guess they heard us speaking german. But this was the only time i felt uncomfortable in England.
I can believe this. I grew up in one of those small seaside villages, but I don't think they threw stones at you for being German, simply for not being local.
We used to call tourists 'Grockels', and they always got treated like shit, regardless of where they were from.

Based India. If England don't win it I want you to

I have an identity. Your English ‘identity’ was polluted to begin with and will have disappeared by 2050 after the ‘guests’ you invited over become your majority. Have fun, sweetie

Being beaten by Central Asian farmers isn't an identity.

>TV
>the telephone
>penicillin
>refrigeration
>canada
>the KKK
Oh yeah, and they’re relevant enough to make it into your post on a thread about engpaki people

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>canada
yikes

But having a team full of nigger mercenaries is

>the telephone

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As much as having a team of Irn-Bru downing, Glasgow scumming, barbarian wiggers is.

I always feel kind of guilty bullying Scotland because I get the feeling they're all a bit mentally disabled.

>votes against independence from English
>votes against independence from Europe

Cucks

No I'd rather be that than Scottish

>having scottish people on your scottish national team is a bad thing
Wow are the whites down there really brainwashed to hate themselves or am I talking to a full blooded paki

Football wise they act all high and mighty but last time they did won something was like 50 years ago and even then it was fixed. Outside of football i can't complain about them because i never went there or even meet a english person.

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Same every Scot I've met in person is very nice. Shame they're so bitter on the internet

>but last time they did won something was like 50 years ago and even then it was fixed
Sounds like we have a lot in common then.

I've been to Glasgow. Don't deny you got Pakis too.

About Scotland is 95% white. In fact, the percentage of whites in my town went from 98% to 99% recently, so it could be said our white population is increasing/coloured population is increasing.

England is 82% white and falling. Stop trying to defend them as it’s quite embarrassing

We have won 5 Copa America since England won a fixed WC not to mention 2 prestigious China Cups.

So what you're saying is that Scotland is a white country colonized by a brown country. How embarrassing.

Fair enough.

>Be 16 y/ol blue eyed blondie norwegian boi exchange student in England
>This is gonna be awesome
>First day on the island we have a "safety course"
>wtf. isn't this like super safe England, what's going on?
>Informed that a German exchange student was killed a couple of years before we came
>Literally told to scream "I'm Norwegian" if we were attacked.

Some months later a couple of chavs (or whatever they're called) beat the shit out of me when i was walking home from a party. Multiple times i was threatened (for having blue eyes/blonde, lolwtf) and i was also hit one other time for refusing to give up a 'fag'. So many hateful people there i don't understand. Worst part is i used to love English culture and music before that, but it would be impossible for me to live in a country with such evil people.

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>the most likeable team
nah mate it was us

1. Never colonised
2. England wasn’t brown at the time of this supposed “colonisation”

Meanwhile you were colonised by fucking everyone. You’re like the whore house for Western Europe

Beating Japan the way you did made you the bad guys.

You're their bitch in 1707 and still are now. But have fun voting no to Trident and Brexit.

japan shouldnt have forgot about the most dangerous lead
>which we unironicaly did against fucking switzerland months later

>being this wet

Switzerland ironically the likeable team

Me too.

Fighting world wars for jews and flooding Europe with shitskins, I guess.

It was a Scottish monarch presiding over the acts of union lmao. Better get clued up on history before chatting shit my fat little friend. Oh and by the way, I’ve never met a Scot opposed to trident and most Scots would rather brexit was over and done with rather than we get stuck in this endless limbo we’re in currently.

And I like how Americans get so uppity about their independence yet like to claim they’re Irish/English/German/nigger rather than American, and then there’s you trying to defend your English masters online - and you call me pathetic

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scotland started the union

they hate your fucking guts on Yea Forums you 'like' them
what a cuck

t. foreigner

The monarchy merging in 1603 was different to selling your country to England because you got cucked by Panama. Meanwhile you vote against independence from England and Europe.

But go on tell me in your colonial masters language you ain't their bitch

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this. what a fucking whore. no brit has ever made a post admitting he doesn't hate burgers. (much less like them). and these faggots are sucking bongs dicks. disgusting.

>claims scots don't whinge about England
>spends an entire thread whinging about england
I can just imagine the tears streaming down your face and your hands shaking as you put that No ballot paper in the box.

>I have an identity
Scottish identity is literally nothing more than a perpetual victim-complex

Calm yourself lad it's all just banter. We don't actually hate you you just can't take a fucking joke

I like you bub.

That's a based from me

what do you expect, a young white american lost an eye there recently as a result of a racist attack by some savage. they are a bunch of savages alcoholics and degenerates.

Our Jews really like them for some reason. So many movies filmed in London these days

Fuck every country except the US and Australia.

>It was a Scottish monarch presiding over the acts of union lmao
>scottish education

When did I say the union of parliaments and monarchies were the same thing? Oh and we voted against independence because we’re content with leeching off gibs from englel

You are relentlessly defending a group of people who hate you (presumably because you think they are your kin because muh heritage (lmao)) and you are doing it for free.

Bu go on and tell me in this Francophone language that you aren’t a cuck

>image
Chicagoans are the most pathetic people on earth.

Scotland have truly been btfo in this thread. Funny thing is I'm english baiting to be scottish so Yea Forums is on our side.
>the eternal anglo

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Imagine spending 300 years profiting from British imperialism and exploitation and then posing as an oppressed people as soon as the Empire falls.

>Informed that a German exchange student was killed a couple of years before we came
>Literally told to scream "I'm Norwegian" if we were attacked.

I'm sorry that you felt like a victim but I am fucking buckled with laughter with that mental image.

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Couldn’t vote at the time so there were no tears. I’m guessing there were tears from your part after your last white neighbour on your street moved out tho

>literally just responds in his masters language and is proud of it

I like Scotland

>and they finally let you vote for independence so you can shut up, and you vote to remain English bitch

it's worse. we gave them a vote, blatantly rigged it and they took it like the little haggis niggers they are

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I like Finland

I hate Finland

I indifferent to Finland

The duality of man

fucking zoom zoom out of this thread zoomer

By your own logic you are being cucked every time you type. ffs the >american education meme is real

Nice uneducated norfener gypsy opinion m8. Speak to people who aren’t little englanders and you might find out what being Scottish really is

We were cucked by the English until the French got rid of them, I admit it. You on the other hand can't see that the UK is just England ruling over everyone else.

Seethe more my little bitch. We run Yea Forums now

Despite the fact that Scotland is mostly devolved apart from things like defence (which the SNP wouldn’t provide anyway)

Also what’s with the cope posting on behalf of engistan? Please tell me you’re one of them on a proxy, and not an actual American spending is time defending people who hate him

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I like the Brits. Should've destroyed Argentina when they had the chance, though.

But my town is 96% white, more white than Scotland you silly little zoomer.

Based

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I dont give a shit about England. I'm just laughing that you can't see your a cuck who will always be overrun by Engpakis in referendum

Ah yes your beautiful little village with a population of 17

>I dont give a shit about England
You clearly do lad. Why would you spend this much time trying to defend the little feckers?

About as many as Scotland then.

On the one hand I don’t like them because they were obviously evil colonizers and are responsible for 75% of the current global problems are conflicts, but you have to admire the fact that one small rainy island was able to do so much damage.

We have 18

Ah congratulations on your new arrival.

Again. I'm not defending them. You seriously keep missing the point

fucking what

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thoroughly based

at least the Irish have legitimate reasons to hate England. The Jocks are still bitter about stuff that happened 500+ years ago.

Their one-sided non-rivalry with England is the only thing keeping them above Kazakhstan-tier in terms of world relevance. Just like they cling to Westminster as they know their country would be a third world shithole if it went independent.

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>this cope
Just stop. It’s getting embarrassing

can't even imagine it
the absolute state of them

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i dont feel like a victem, just that the general population wasn't very nice.

Yeah sorry I will only respond to people who actually have independence from now on

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If Scotland such a hindrance why keep them then? Wouldnt it just be easier for Westminer to dump them?

Nah we force them to store our nukes

They think that they are an elite football country when in reality they never have been. There isn’t even a single player from English history that would make it onto Barcelona or Real Madrid’s current squads.

Was you in the norf or down south and were you in the cities rather than a quaint little village/ town since most cities are shit pits full of scum that attract scum.

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where were you? must have been a proper shithole like where I'm from

Farslane is the cuck cage on the Scots the same way Gibraltar is the cuck cage on the Spanish.

Is it really worth it? Nukes are overrated anyways I hate how we have so.mant here in US

and there isn't a single player in US history who would make it on to England's current squad.

I'd say so just for the seethe it generates. You can't get that kind of entertainment value out of the Welsh for example

Yes, a nuclear deterrent is worth it.

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>Based countries:
USA
England
Australia
>Acceptable countries:
Canada
Finland
France
Germany
Portugal
Russia
North Korea
>Everyone else SUCKS

Luv bongs
Luv Spain
Luv Italians
Luv Eastern euros

‘Ate the French
‘Ate Scandinavians

Simple as

Most Scots aren’t that bothered by it. Just SJWs from Partick really

Why is there more seething from Scotland but barely any from Wales and N. Ireland? Always been curious

>what are the troubles

Pool, Dorset (Also spent a lot of time in Bournemouth, obviously). But i think i lived in a shitty neighborhood, my host family was lower working class. Also this was like 05' so things have changed, probably. Lots of nice people, ofc, but those little chavs shit where everywhere on the bus, school, parties, walking home and always ready to harass or kick your ass

I thought that was a civil war between Catholic Irish and Protestant Scots?

Fuck you I'm not being in the same tier as Canada

Yes... that’s the point...

Too many brown people

>the same way Gibraltar is the cuck cage on the Spanish.

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It started because those Catholic Irish (republicans) hate being ruled by the English but the Protestant Scots (unionists) don't. So it's kinda half-and-half

But does it have anything to do with English?

Okay now I'm lost. So Scots in Scotland hate English rule but Scots in NI like English rule?

(Same guy here) and where does Wales factor in the seethe level?

Irish Catholic were triggered that English Protestants sent Scottish Protestants to squat on their land. I swear we have a thread about this every week

The Scots in NI aren't really Scots, they've been there for a few hundred years by now
Some of the Welsh seethe lightly about their language disappearing but for the most part they're quite chill. They handle banter a lot better too

>and where does Wales factor in the seethe level?
it doesn't really. wales has functionally been part of england for over a thousand years. you get the occasional nationalistic mong that complains about the welsh language dying (mostly coz it's shit and only like 5% can speak it), or occasionally threatening to go independant like scotland but everyone knows it's bullshit coz they're ridiculously small and poor and wouldnt survive

We don't get much taught to is about UK history here in the States so we don't know much beyond what we research in our spare time. The whole Irish situation is just confusing to us so I've always been curious. Actually very appreciative for these responses.

the welsh are the biggest ABE when it comes to sport

I kinda wanna visit Wales when I do my UK trip. Something about it looks comfy.

It's very comfy, just avoid Cardiff and you should be fine
A lot of people here barely know shit about it either so I don't blame you. Kinda wish your heritagefags hadn't funded the IRA so much though

What's bad about Cardiff?

The Irish American shit has mostly died down except for when its stuff like St Patrick's Day.

>What's bad about Cardiff?
Also avoid Swansea
Cities are shit, simple as.

Scots single handedly started the industrial revolution

Then where should I go?

If you're going to Wales then small towns/ villages. You must climb the Pen y Fan and the Pen y Big while you're in Wales though.

if you go, visit some of the countryside, or maybe the coast and avoid the shithole cities

>Kinda wish your heritagefags hadn't funded the IRA so much though
but muh 1/64 ancestry.

>What's bad about Cardiff?
same thing as most modern cities. fucking druggie/immigrant filled shitholes

>The Irish American shit has mostly died down except for when its stuff like St Patrick's Day.

is boston any better then? spent a few years there as a teen and jesus fucking christ. the amount of people who found out my dad was irish and then felt the need to tell me about how their great-great grandads-third-cousins-best-friend came over on the boat so we're basically related was fucking insane

Ah okay. Actually since we're at it what places should I visit in my UK trip in general?

Regarding immigrants dont they usually just stay in their own enclaves segregated from the native peoples?

Never been to Boston. Live in LA and the Irish American shit used to be cool here but its cool to hate white people here so they just claim their like part Cherokee or some shit.

>what places should I visit in my UK trip in general?
depends what exactly you're into. my missus is american and ahistory buff so she loves visiting some of the castles and shit since you guys don't really have them. some of the touristy shit in london isn't bad like the museums and art galleries, but the rest of london is an absolute fucking shithole so ymmv

>Regarding immigrants dont they usually just stay in their own enclaves segregated from the native peoples?
not entirely. they live in them, but they tend to spend the rest of their time shitting the entire place up (sometimes literally in the case of the pakis)

Yeah I'm interested in history and I definitely wanna see the Tower of London as well as British Museum. York looks cool to but maybe Bath instead since it is between Wales and London? Might be easier.

Scotland and Nothern Ireland are actually further but I'm kinda interested in the troubles.

Dunno how it works over there but here in LA we have nice white neighbor hoods and then Black/Latino ghettos. We bascially don't even have a middle class more. Though your country isnt as diverse as LA so I guess it wouldnt be as bad?

Castles. Preserved steam railways. Mines (I like Dinorwic). Llandudno just because and go up the Orme.

Unless it's a hideous post industrial wasteland, it's always pretty. Wales is either one or the other. Kind of like the Scotland majestic/bleak as fuck binary.

If you are in North Wales then Chester. Elizabethan city centre, Roman bits and pieces (half an an amphitheatre), some Medieval stuff. There is also a Spud-u-like which is the culinary equivalent of finding a preserved Blockbuster. But they also have a great Roman mosaic they don't advertise. It's hard to live with history sometimes.

there's one of those in the food court in manchester arndale and i still to this day cannot figure out how, or why, it's still open

What I've concluded is that it's one of the easier franchises to keep going in the absence of much central organisation for obvious reasons.

Interesting thanks for this appreciate it.

Is the food really bad there or is it a meme?

Most of it's good but it's all very basic. Pretty much everywhere will do you a burger though so there's always that as a backup

Apparently British McDonaldsis less unhealthy than ours lol

>Why are we so unpopular
I wonder, Boris

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It used to be quite bad, now its fine and sometimes good.

Our birds are tough, they can take it

How rampant is this?

I'll handle this one
First number is because of birds trying to watch eastenders or big brother or some shit during the england match
Second number is them saying it's just a game

While thats true Scotland generally votes for the pakies, overwhelmingly infact (80% of Scottish voters voted left in 2015 for example).

What do you mean? Pakis have their own political party?

nah he means for the paki loving parties like labour/snp

Half the team are shitskins.

Why not use the 2017 figure where tories (although they aren’t really right wing at all) became the second largest party

Only because the Labour voters jumped ship to SNP, which has such a large voting base the 'second largest' party actually isn't very large at all

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>tfw blue eye, blonde haired

You're a fucking wetwipe who almost certainly brought it on yourself. I've lived here 31 years and never felt threatened for having blonde hair or blue eyes. You're a beta, that's all.

imagine actually wanting to be liked by JFs

bullshjit, they love you when you're a beta fag. gives them a whitey they can feel superior to. when I was a kid and no threat a got into way less trouble with minorities. now most of them give me the stink eye on my daily commute or workout at the gym. I get regular body check taunts when I go out in the weekend that predictably never end up in confrontation because im not alone in that situation. literally their brain bsod's when they see a tall masculine aryan god and they lash out

honestly interaction with minorities has deteriorated to borderline envy and jealousy or exaggerated reverence. there's something about the color, I think it traces back to their obsession with shiny things that 'give dem swag'. they look at us and see two things that would give them ultimate swag, yet all they see is poopoo brown colors when they look into the mirror. it's disheartening, and they are incapable of resolving that emotional conflict without lashing out in a feral autistic way.

>larping this hard
sort yourself out lad

sure thing mayte, stay delusional

>all that waffle
lel, I live in an area that is (according to the last census) 98% white. I don't give a fuck m9

i know shitloads of of blonde haired blue eyed people and never once heard of them being attacked for it.. i'm calling bullshit on his story or maybe he was visiting some fucking shithole in london

It's hearty as fuck lad. Lots of stews and pies and the like. Curries are pretty great here too especially in Brum or Manchester

went walking up mount snowdon the other day.
shitloads of people there but still a enjoyable day

Wtf, whats wrong with scots genes? He also said that balkan were more athletic.

>Wtf, whats wrong with scots genes?
generations of being rape babies

foetal alcohol syndrome

because seething catholics

cus you look like a britbong. when you're 187 with a thick accent and looks like hitlers love child it's different

t. Padraig O'Fartha
t. Angus Sutherland MacNeill
t. Llewellyn Jones

You're just a wettie lad

pmsl damage control
>NO ITS YOUR FAULT I GOT BULLIED. CAUSE YOU LOOK OLD

grow up

there are people like that everywhere, im sure you have cunty chavs in norway as well. come to my village lad i'll show you a nice side of england

^
this. Live in a village with a population of 350. Shit is so /comfy/

As a blond hair/blue eyed guy from Toronto, I can somewhat relate.

Here in Canada, different ethnic groups react differently to it:
>East Asian men blatantly give me the stink eye, and berate me in their language - even had a 2nd gen manlet Chink minimum wage customer service representative blatantly talk shit towards me at the gym
>South Asian men aren't necessarily jealous of it, but are actually morbidly curious about my ethnic background (and when I claim British ancestry, try to lecture me about British colonialism)
>Black Carribeans usually just make light-hearted jokes about it, whereas black Africans genuinely find it attractive and will go out of their way to compliment me
>mixed reactions from all other ethnic groups - usually more favorable reactions from women than men

>from toronto
there's your problem fucko.

being blonde haired and having blue eyes isn't exactly uncommon for people in the uk though.

i live in some urban shithole which was pretty much all white while i was growing up. it's only over the last 5 years that the council seem to be obsessed with filling it with every cunt and his brother who's just got off a banana boat

Should have shared your ciggies then you tight cunt

It's my last one
>little did he know I have another pack, get fucked thicko

True

JFs?

Johnny foreigners la

Are you even still considered a foreigner in Scotland? It's still the same citizenship

Because you're Scottish, french, American, or just a conformist

American here. We don't really hate the English they merely exist

It was Belgium the land of beer, chocolates, waffles, the smurfs, and tintin

>At the beach
What did you expect for Blackpool or one of its clones?

They funny as fuck.

The true strategy to stop people trying to get free shit is to smoke baccy

they are alright

they just have top banter, which makes the rest of the world hate them during important events, also last year's wc would have been shittier if england hadn't been hyped up the way it was

i think ethnic women are more likely to get jealous of white women, but i think east asian men have an inferiority complex

Just look at aznidentity for proof

>i was also hit one other time for refusing to give up a 'fag'
That's just weird Brit speak, they wanted your lily white ass which belongs to BBC. Give it to them next time

>Implying the Tories aren't a paki loving party

>going to the souf
Come up norf next time shag. The weather might be shit but the people are far more friendly.

banter innit

Having Raheem Sterling in the team doesn't help

They rank the Nations League

>Britain an island in prehistoric times

fucking moronic garlic wog

over 20% speak it
lying saxon

They're arrogant, deceitful, ugly, self-centred and greedy.

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my bad. genuinely didn't realise it was that high. still a retarded as fuck language though

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